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Gay Family Values Republican Senator Larry Craig says --
I didn't reach under the bathroom stall looking for gay sex, I was
picking up toilet paper off the dirty piss stained public germ
infested airport men's room floor, because that's what I do.. doesn't
everyone do that?
I didn't look through the crack of the bathroom stall door and signal
to the man on the toilet next to me that I wanted gay sex..
Ok I'm guilty I did it, where do I sign? just don't tell anyone ok?
No wait I'm not guilty!! The officer that arrested me is a LIAR!!!
Ok I'm guilty I'll resign from the Senate and apologize to everyone on
TV..
No wait I'm not guilty! Arlen Spector said I'm not gay and I didn't do
it!!
Never mind, I will resign after all, false alarm everyone.. sorry..
No way!! I'm filing papers to withdraw my guilty plea!! I'm not gay, I
just have sex with other men!! no wait!! I mean DON'T have sex with
other men!!
Why won't anyone listen to me?!!
yikes!! quick, somebody call the men in the white coats and get the
net......
I didn't reach under the bathroom stall looking for gay sex, I was
picking up toilet paper off the dirty piss stained public germ
infested airport men's room floor, because that's what I do.. doesn't
everyone do that?
I didn't look through the crack of the bathroom stall door and signal
to the man on the toilet next to me that I wanted gay sex..
Ok I'm guilty I did it, where do I sign? just don't tell anyone ok?
No wait I'm not guilty!! The officer that arrested me is a LIAR!!!
Ok I'm guilty I'll resign from the Senate and apologize to everyone on
TV..
No wait I'm not guilty! Arlen Spector said I'm not gay and I didn't do
it!!
Never mind, I will resign after all, false alarm everyone.. sorry..
No way!! I'm filing papers to withdraw my guilty plea!! I'm not gay, I
just have sex with other men!! no wait!! I mean DON'T have sex with
other men!!
Why won't anyone listen to me?!!
yikes!! quick, somebody call the men in the white coats and get the
net......
