Clogz Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 I saw this movie and decided to post a review of it myself. And for the record, I'm not trying to steal KC's thunder ...this is only a one time thing. What do you get when you set loose 500 poisonous snakes on board a plane with Samuel L. Jackson? You get Snakes on a Plane. Now, granted, the movie does sound pretty dumb and ridiculious. But let me tell, right now, that it is. Jackson rules this film as Agent Baker, assigned to protect a witness in a high-profile case against an infamous mobster. But things get complicated when the plane transporting the witness, Baker, and his long-time partner is attacked by a crate of snakes snuck on board in an attempt to kill the witness. I loved this movie because it was really fun to watch, despite the cheesiness of the story and the action. I'm not quite sure how they got away with making such a bad movie so good, but they did. The film is a big stinking piece of B-Movie cheese, and you'll be eating it up by the time its over. The actors in the film take thier cliche characters and somehow make them work. Kenan Thompson does well as the 'video gamer' geek. David Koechner is also memorable as Rick, the 'all-that-and-a-bag-of-chips' co-pilot. Throw in every cliche imaginable (screaming mother with a baby, guy who just wants to live, guy with a nervous breakdown, the two little boys flying with mommy and daddy, and the newlyweds) and you get a silly, stupid plethora of screaming people trying to stay alive. The bottom line? Snakes on a Plane delivers. It has all the scares, all the laughs, and all the flat-out stupidity you would expect to have in a cheesy B-Movie like this, yet it doesn't take itself too seriously and because of that it works. *** // **** Quote And then I felt chills in my bones / The breath I saw was not my own I knew my skin that wrapped my frame / Wasn't made to play this game XXI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black_Angel Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 I thought it looked pretty bad, but a couple of my friends have seen it and thought it was the greatest thing ever so yeah, I might check it out. Quote i still love you, girl from mars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShinodaBear Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 Clogz, out of everyone to steal my thunder, you are more than welcome to and you know that! In fact, it's an honor for someone like you to do this. Thank you for filling in my lack of movie reviews this week. I'll hafta add on my review sometime because I actually have heard alot of good things about this movie. So, i'm going to eat my words and eventually see it... but I still think Jackson is an ass. XD Quote I Smile Cuz I have no idea whats going on. My Anti Drug :: Bunnies [broken External Image]:http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/2646/4zg6.jpg [broken External Image]:http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/5116/20pp0.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Flashing Fish Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 I saw it last night, and it is a good movie. It's a comedy and horror movie if you don't like snakes. I mean, you honestly DON'T like snakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hahninator Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 It's been downloading for me for a while, so I'm gonna watch it either tonight or tomorrow. I hope it's good. "I've had it. I'm sick of these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane!" lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reflectionist Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 "all Your Snakes Are Belong To Us" Quote MY PANTS SMELL LIKE SWISS CHEESE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vash_the_Stampede Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 I'm reading it now. After seeing all the 4chan hype about the ubsurdity of it, it's actually a lot more violent then I first thought, at least the book. Quote Good bye, auf wiedersehen, adiós, sayonara Gone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clogz Posted August 21, 2006 Author Share Posted August 21, 2006 Yeah, the movie is actually pretty violent...and lets just say they use these snakes to 'great effect'. I saw some things I would prefer to forget...but some of those things just make you laugh. Quote And then I felt chills in my bones / The breath I saw was not my own I knew my skin that wrapped my frame / Wasn't made to play this game XXI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vash_the_Stampede Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 Oh yeah, I'm sure. I am fully enjoying reading it. It amuses me to no end, haha Quote Good bye, auf wiedersehen, adiós, sayonara Gone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hahninator Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 theres a snakes on a plane book!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vash_the_Stampede Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 Fer shizzle player. http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1844163814/sr=8-2/qid=1156201858/ref=pd_bbs_2/104-8987737-4919924?ie=UTF8 They also have the soundtrack out. http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000GFLEA4/sr=8-1/qid=1156201858/ref=pd_bbs_1/104-8987737-4919924?ie=UTF8 Quote Good bye, auf wiedersehen, adiós, sayonara Gone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
o0SugaxNxSpice0o Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 I'm well scared of snakes o_0 The movie looks scary from what I've seen in the previews lol. Though may have to drag someone out sometime to see it with me Quote [broken External Image]:http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/9765/newsig2qs.gif It's Jen!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4everLP_Shinoda Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 Well I finally saw it yestarday and I liked it a lot,it was a good movie though =) hahahaha I laught my ass off when the snake bited the woman´s boob and bited the dude´s dick,poor guy though:p I felt sorry for him and so the woman I´ll have to check the soundtrack now though =P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sygy Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 ^well he deserved it lol Quote iam mors sola fuga est [broken External Image]:http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/9977/n76430001741552817731hb2.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emrawkgrrl Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 Yea it's a great laugh. The only problem was watching it and realising most of the snakes are completely harmless in real life Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/40523c98328ead9ea4a73bad1e81ab7c.png Linkin Park: 22/11/03 Wembley | 05/06/04 Donnington | 03/05/07 Astoria Fort Minor: 23/08/05 Shepherds Bush | 14/11/05 Mean Fiddler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sygy Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 oh dont be a killjoy! Quote iam mors sola fuga est [broken External Image]:http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/9977/n76430001741552817731hb2.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keza Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 not seen it people are tlking about it loooads isnt it supposed to be so bad its good if yoo get me...hmm Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/ce845b5e1cfffbb4e7ea78abcb7bf1ae.png http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/3b7255122472a9285083158e67a4c66b.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4everLP_Shinoda Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 ^well he deserved it lol hahaha indeed he deserved it,the girl was such a whore rofl Yea it's a great laugh. The only problem was watching it and realising most of the snakes are completely harmless in real life Well some of them are! There´s this snake(I don´t remember its name now)which has poison in it´s skin if u touch it or if the snake bites you the poison in your skin will kill you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clogz Posted September 26, 2006 Author Share Posted September 26, 2006 Somewhere in Arizona, some people let two snakes loose in a theater during a showing of Snakes On A Plane as a prank. That would suck so bad to have been in there...I would have probably crapped my own pants if I had seen a snake in there. Lol! Quote And then I felt chills in my bones / The breath I saw was not my own I knew my skin that wrapped my frame / Wasn't made to play this game XXI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demonizer Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 Somewhere in Arizona, some people let two snakes loose in a theater during a showing of Snakes On A Plane as a prank. That would suck so bad to have been in there...I would have probably crapped my own pants if I had seen a snake in there. Lol! me neither it would be like a straight run for the exit lol Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/709c067acfab93c22f1c2b63f957b54d.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireHawk Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 Somewhere in Arizona, some people let two snakes loose in a theater during a showing of Snakes On A Plane as a prank. That would suck so bad to have been in there...I would have probably crapped my own pants if I had seen a snake in there. Lol! dude i would run like hell Quote Please when you see spam just click the http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/4b273718b96672a5cde873c5a972756e.gif graphic and type "Spam" into the text box then click report. Its better than complaining and goes straight to the mods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stenners Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 What kind of snakes where they as snakes really dont bother me atall. Quote Delete my account, the is no reason why it should be against standard procediure, do it do it do it. Or LPF Sessions 3 leaks before it's done and Spoilers will be posted for every film release. Not to mention periodic troll invasions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vash_the_Stampede Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 Somewhere in Arizona, some people let two snakes loose in a theater during a showing of Snakes On A Plane as a prank. That would suck so bad to have been in there...I would have probably crapped my own pants if I had seen a snake in there. Lol! That's not true. There were two snakes, two Western Diamondbacks, but they weren't released in the theater. Rumors circulated that two live diamondback rattlesnakes had been released at a showing of the film on August 22, 2006 in Phoenix, Arizona. It was later revealed that one snake had made its way into the lobby of the theater on its own, and another had been found in the parking lot in a separate incident. The snakes were later released back into the desert. Quote Good bye, auf wiedersehen, adiós, sayonara Gone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyper Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 Actually, there was a snake released in a theatre in Chandler. I know for a fact, cuz I was called over there to help control people freakin out. Quote Dec 13, 2004 -------- Joined LPF as the 2351st Member Apr 30, 2005 -------------------------- Promoted to Elite http://www.lpstreetteam.com/CDA5240F87574D8387EBDE8FEC733210/tracklink.asp?guid=8F1721DCBF774CCA9064DA56BC6E7DD8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vash_the_Stampede Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 But that's Chandler. The two that clogz was talking about was in Pheonix, I'm pretty sure anyway Quote Good bye, auf wiedersehen, adiós, sayonara Gone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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