So what do you think is our dear friend Komrad's major malfunction lately?

[Cogito Ergo Sum]

So what do you think is our dear friend Komrad's major malfunction lately?

He sure seems more agitated than normal and I had some ideas about what was causing it.

Feel free to select more than one choice and let's see what the collective consciousness can come up with!

 

[Komrade Vostok Hazard]

Erectile Dysfunction? Nope it works fine

Constipation: Nope

Girlfriend Dumped Him for Another Guy: Don't have a money sucking manipulative cuntrag. I don't want a money sucking manipulative cuntrag either

Girlfriend Dumped Him For Another Girl: See above

Peyronies Disease: whatever the **** this is

Student Loan People Caught Up With Him And Want Their $$$ Back: I'm not a student. Therefore I have no student loan

IRS "Love" Letters: I already paid my taxes

Bad Case of Incurable Jock Itch: Nope. I don't have that. Some of us do clean our *****

Hemorrhoids: No **** anneuryisms here.

His Thorazine and Lithium prescriptions ran out: What the **** do I need that for?

So what oh what is causing this malfunction people speak of? As far as I'm concerned there is none.

 

[Cogito Ergo Sum]

Well, after some delicate personal conversations and a little education, it seems our dear friend Komrade Vostok Hazard is ****** off due to his undiagnosed Peyronies Disease. I'm no doctor but I told him that this recent picture he forwarded me proves it beyond a doubt.

No wonder the big ***** is always bent out of shape...(no pun intended)

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[Outlaw2747]

Yea, he starting to sound like a more intense version of myself. That's not good...lol.

But frankly I think that our friend is just feeling more comfortable expressing his ideas...plus note the fact a certain few people ****** him off.

 

[tizz]

Best **** poll I have seen yet ***** Koodos ergo!

 

[GrayGal]

Erectile Dysfunction? Nope it works fine
Constipation: Nope

Girlfriend Dumped Him for Another Guy: Don't have a money sucking manipulative cuntrag. I don't want a money sucking manipulative cuntrag either

Girlfriend Dumped Him For Another Girl: See above

Peyronies Disease: whatever the **** this is

Student Loan People Caught Up With Him And Want Their $$$ Back: I'm not a student. Therefore I have no student loan

IRS "Love" Letters: I already paid my taxes

Bad Case of Incurable Jock Itch: Nope. I don't have that. Some of us do clean our *****

Hemorrhoids: No **** anneuryisms here.

His Thorazine and Lithium prescriptions ran out: What the **** do I need that for?

So what oh what is causing this malfunction people speak of? As far as I'm concerned there is none.

I think you just get a stick in your *** sometimes. Its ok some ppl like that

 

[Komrade Vostok Hazard]

Well, after some delicate personal conversations and a little education, it seems our dear friend Komrade Vostok Hazard is ****** off due to his undiagnosed Peyronies Disease. I'm no doctor but I told him that this recent picture he forwarded me proves it beyond a doubt.

What in the **** are you talking about? I didn't foward you any **** picture (which is clearly a photoshop image) And you seriously have yourself convinced that I have Peyronies disease. Making up little bullshit theories about me in your mind. Go figure.

And as for Gray, I'm not the one with a stick up my ***. I can't say the same about the majority of other users. (They know who they are)

plus note the fact a certain few people ****** him off.

EXACTLY!!! I'M ****** OFF BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE BEING DIPSHITS. But I guess CES has trouble coming up with a simple, logical reason like that

 

[phreakwars]

I Love This Poll !!

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[RoyalOrleans]

I believe he ated all the purple ones.

 

[tizz]

Now where's teh option for "boyfriend dumped him for a capitalist pig" ?

 

[Komrade Vostok Hazard]

Oh, now the juvenile ******* are bringing on the gay jokes. Why am I not suprised.

 

[Cogito Ergo Sum]

Komrade...you're missing the sublime humor here...and that's what it is...HUMOR...nothing more.

I intentionally inserted "Peyronies Disease" as a choice among the other "tounge in cheek" selections. If you haven't figured it out yet, Peyronies Disease is when your **** is bent out of shape, due to some injury which resulted in internal scar tissue.

That is why I used the phrase...

"No wonder the big ***** is always bent out of shape...(no pun intended)"

Do you still not get it...

You have of late, been the "big *****" and you certainly have been "bent out of shape" and forget the "no pun intended" which is sarcasm at its finest...of course it was an intended pun!

Humor... Come on boy, laugh. I know you did... It's funny.

As to the gay thing...don't make a mountain over a molehill...Everybody here knows that Vortex is our resident Queer. You don't even qualify!

 

[tizz]

As to the gay thing...don't make a mountain over a molehill...Everybody here knows that Vortex is our resident Queer. You don't even qualify!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

But you are right, the kid needs to learn to spot the humor in all of this LOL

 

[hugo]

He doesn't even recognize that communism is a big joke.

 

[Cogito Ergo Sum]

Communism...?

Not nearly as funny as a big bent ****....

 

[tizz]

Communism...?
Not nearly as funny as a big bent ****....

Oh so true. Man, I don't have one myself, but I imagine that HAS to hurt!

 

[Cogito Ergo Sum]

Tizz, you post ****...I thought you said "Goodnight" 2 hours ago.... LOL.

 

[tizz]

Na I just left chat because the format hurt my eyes