Some frivolity for emkay.....Part Deux
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Ahhlee
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I think we'd each have our own personal hut tailored to our interests/personalities:
eddo - would of course open up his Mammogram/Gynocology Hut...because he cares about us wimmins.
snafu - his Fishing Hut would be filled with handmade tackle and fishing gear. He'll let you use it, but you have to tweak his nipples first.
Old Salt - he'd find clever and creative ways to turn coconut milk and hibiscus flowers into a nectar for the gods. His Drinking Hut would be the most popular one of all!
Cloaked - he'd have a Spanking Hut. I'd probably spend a lot of time there, cuz I'm kind of kinky like that.
Bender - he would be kind enough to feed us all at his Food Hut. His shrimp and seaweed culinary delights would be the talk of the island.
TJ - would host Manipulators Anonymous meetings at his Quilt Hut.
wez - when you stop at wez's I'm Not You Hut, you would learn who you are and that you, in fact, are NOT wez.
hugo - he'd sit daily outside of his Idle Rich Hut and yell "get a job, you **** commie!" at us when we walk by.
IWS - he would have the To Protect and to Serve Hut, where he would protect his right to be served.....orally.
RO - he'd find a way to fashion thumbtacks out of raw materials he found on the island. He'd also decorate his Thumbtack Hut with roughly hewn "Hang in There!" posters he makes out of sticks, rocks, snot, sand, shells, and other questionable bodily fluids.
Merc - would have an I'd Rather Be In Georgia Hut and she'd make homemade bumper stickers with that slogan....even though none of us have a car.
emkay - her Canadian Healthcare Hut would be free of charge for us all and she'd laugh maniacally when she would make TJ wait for months on end for his ingrown toenail surgery.
Chi - she'd be the sole proprietor of The Donkey Show Hut. Oddly enough, there would be no donkey....or show.
Anna Perenna - would own the Scrabble Hut, where wez would be a permanent fixture.
Me - my Doritos Hut would be robbed constantly. It would suck.
eddo - would of course open up his Mammogram/Gynocology Hut...because he cares about us wimmins.
snafu - his Fishing Hut would be filled with handmade tackle and fishing gear. He'll let you use it, but you have to tweak his nipples first.
Old Salt - he'd find clever and creative ways to turn coconut milk and hibiscus flowers into a nectar for the gods. His Drinking Hut would be the most popular one of all!
Cloaked - he'd have a Spanking Hut. I'd probably spend a lot of time there, cuz I'm kind of kinky like that.
Bender - he would be kind enough to feed us all at his Food Hut. His shrimp and seaweed culinary delights would be the talk of the island.
TJ - would host Manipulators Anonymous meetings at his Quilt Hut.
wez - when you stop at wez's I'm Not You Hut, you would learn who you are and that you, in fact, are NOT wez.
hugo - he'd sit daily outside of his Idle Rich Hut and yell "get a job, you **** commie!" at us when we walk by.
IWS - he would have the To Protect and to Serve Hut, where he would protect his right to be served.....orally.
RO - he'd find a way to fashion thumbtacks out of raw materials he found on the island. He'd also decorate his Thumbtack Hut with roughly hewn "Hang in There!" posters he makes out of sticks, rocks, snot, sand, shells, and other questionable bodily fluids.
Merc - would have an I'd Rather Be In Georgia Hut and she'd make homemade bumper stickers with that slogan....even though none of us have a car.
emkay - her Canadian Healthcare Hut would be free of charge for us all and she'd laugh maniacally when she would make TJ wait for months on end for his ingrown toenail surgery.
Chi - she'd be the sole proprietor of The Donkey Show Hut. Oddly enough, there would be no donkey....or show.
Anna Perenna - would own the Scrabble Hut, where wez would be a permanent fixture.
Me - my Doritos Hut would be robbed constantly. It would suck.
phreakwars
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eddo - would try selling island brochures to everyone
snafu - would use his outdoorsman skills and find a new strain of marijuana more potent then any known to man.
Old Salt - would be in charge of fish harvesting
Cloaked - would realize his dream of being on an island without his wife and a bunch of chicks just came true.
Bender - would horde the toilet paper.
TJ - would start a conspiracy that it's all Obama's fault.
wez - would be strangled by TJ the first night and eaten.
hugo - would declare us an independent sovereign nation.
IWS - would sneak off saying he's collecting berries, but would always seem to head in the same direction snafu did.
RO - would have half the women knocked up in an effort to repopulate the island.
Merc - would be the island's Martha Stewart.
emkay - would use the parts from wez to cook us up some Canadian bacon.
Chi - would feel right at home being the island maid.
Anna Perenna - would use her outback skills to create a steam powered vehicle
Ali - Can do the **** cooking, I only cook for my family and cash
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snafu - would use his outdoorsman skills and find a new strain of marijuana more potent then any known to man.
Old Salt - would be in charge of fish harvesting
Cloaked - would realize his dream of being on an island without his wife and a bunch of chicks just came true.
Bender - would horde the toilet paper.
TJ - would start a conspiracy that it's all Obama's fault.
wez - would be strangled by TJ the first night and eaten.
hugo - would declare us an independent sovereign nation.
IWS - would sneak off saying he's collecting berries, but would always seem to head in the same direction snafu did.
RO - would have half the women knocked up in an effort to repopulate the island.
Merc - would be the island's Martha Stewart.
emkay - would use the parts from wez to cook us up some Canadian bacon.
Chi - would feel right at home being the island maid.
Anna Perenna - would use her outback skills to create a steam powered vehicle
Ali - Can do the **** cooking, I only cook for my family and cash
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RoyalOrleans
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And the other half would be on pins and needles with concern over their cycles.
ImWithStupid
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Maid?!I'm tired of being the maid
He only picked you as maid because of you're ethnicity. That ****, racist, Bender is always stereotyping them **** Messicans.
timesjoke
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It's all good em, I stay out of these because anything I say is taken wrong but I can laugh at myself and I find it all very funny....and we could all hop on Tami and row our way back to civilization. Just kidding TJ honestly. I'm jealous and would love some PFD's of my own
snafu
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Emy and I will be the queen and king and you will all be our minions. eddo fetch me my slippers. Ali my back needs scratching. Bender go clip the the buds and get them drying. OS go get me some rum and keep out of it! TJ get me the paper and keep these libs in line for me. Cloaked my computer is on the fritz again and make sure I have a good connection. Chi and RO you two can keep waving the fans and keep those bugs off of us. Emy my queen your sole job is to service me. Did I forget any minions?
Did I forget any minions?