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FAMOUS CELEBRITY HAS WRONG TESTICLE CUT OFF
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This is the headline of a true Fox News horror story that you wouldn't
want to read. But at least we can tell you how such a horrible mistake
happened. We have removed the patient's name out of common courtesy.
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< OH! THE HUMANITY!
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ORCHIECTOMOLOGIST: Nurse, lying before you fully sedated and naked as
a newborn is the most famous man on talk.radio, The Great Rush
Limbaugh I'll bet you've never assisted operating on a bigger
celebrity than him.
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CHUBBY NURSE: You're right, Dr. Schmidt. It IS a crying shame that
we've got to remove his cancerous testicle. .. He's still SO young,
and his balls are so beautiful..
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ORCHIECTOMOLOGIST: Well, let's get started, Nurse
Ratchett. Okay, now hand me the meat cleaver over there, the one with
the the fancy pearl handle... Thanks! So you say it's the left one
that has to be removed?
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CHUBBY NURSE Right.
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ORCHIECTOMOLOGIST: Ohhh, my mistake! The RIGHT one..
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CHUBBY NURSE: NO! The left.
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ORCHIECTOMOLOGIST: So it IS the left one.
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CHUBBY NURSE: Right!
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Rank Country Circulation
1. Yomiuri Shimbun (Japan) 14,532,694
2. Asahi Shimbun (Japan) 12,601,375
3. Sichuan Ribao (China) 8,000,000
4. Mainichi Shimbun (Japan) 5,845,857
5. Bild (Germany) 5,674,400
6. Chunichi Shimbun (Japan) 4,323,144
7. Sun (England) 3,718,354
8. Renmin Ribao (China) 3,000,000
9. Sankei Shimbun (Japan) 2,890,835
10. Nihon Keizai Shimbun Japan 2,705,877
11. Gongren Ribao (China) 2,500,000
12. Daily Mail (England) 2,387,867
13. Daily Mirror (England) 2,339,001
14. Chosun Ilbo (South Korea) 2,225,000
15. Dong-A Ilbo (South Korea) 2,150,000
16. Hokkaido Shimbun (Japan) 1,962,666
17. Eleftherotypia (Greece) 1,858,316
18. Xin Min Wan Bao (China) 1,750,000
19. Wall Street Journal (U.S.) 1,740,450
20. Yangcheng Wanbao China 1,730,000
21. Kerala Kaumudi (India) 1,720,000
22. Wen Hui Bao Daily (China 1,700,000
23. USA Today (United States) 1,653,428
24. Joong-Ang Ilbo (S. Korea) 1,550,000
25. Economic Daily (China) 1,500,000
26. Rodong Sinmun (N. Korea) 1,500,000
27. Kyung-Hyang Daily News 1,478,537
28. Sports Nippon (Japan) 1,452,699
29. Shizuoka Shimbun (Japan)) 1,442,310
30. Sankei Sports (Japan) 1,367,734
31. Deutche Allgemeine Germ 1,313,400
32. United Daily News (Taiwan ) 1,300,000
33. China Times (Taiwan) 1,270,000
34. O Estado de Sao Paulo Brazil) 1,230,160
35. Jang Daily (Pakistan) 1,200,000
36. Jang Lahore (Pakistan) 1,200,000
37. Akhbar El Yom/Al Akhbar (Egypt) 1,159,339
38. Hankook Ilbo (South Korea) 1,156,000
39. Hochi Shimbun (Japan) 1,119,031
40. Daily Express (England) 1,118,981
41. Los Angeles Times (U.S.) 1,067,540
42. New York Times (U>S) 1,066,540
43. Tokyo Shimbun (Japan 1,062,080
44. Daily Telegraph (England) 1,047,861
45. Nishinippon Shimbun Japan 1,041,104
46. Jiefang Ribao (China) 1,000,000
47. Nanfang Ribao (China) 1,000,000
48. Nongmin Ribao (China) 1,000,000
49. Zhongguo Qingnian Ribao (China) 1,000,000
50. Nikkan Sports (Japan) 984,058
51. Al Akhbar (Egypt) 980,000
52. Guangming Ribao (China) 950,000
53. Al Ahram (Egypt) 900,000
54. Al Goumhouriya (Egypt) 900,000
55. Seoul Shinmun (S. Korea) 900,000
56. Xin Hua Ribao (China) 900,000
57. Verdens Gang (Norway) 870,267
58. Corriere della Sera (Italy) 868,266
59. Kyoto Shimbun (Japan) 839,499
60. Chugoku Shimbun (Japan) 820,000
61 Kobe Shimbun Japan 820,000
62. Times of India (India) 813,000
63. Kobe Shimbun (Japan) 810,353
64. Beijing Wanbao (China) 800,000
65. Hubei Ribao (China) 800,000
66. Jiefangjun Ribao (China) 800,000
67. Trybuna Slaska (Poland) 800,000
68. La Gazzetta dello Sport Italy 798,243
69. Ouest-France (France) 790,133
70. Holos Ukrainy (Ukraine) 768,000
71. The Times (England) 766,999
72. ABC (Spain) 765,668
73. Washington Post (U.SSS>) 759,122
74. La Repubblica (Italy) 754,930
75. De Telegraf (Netherlands) 751,400
76. Gazeta Wyborcza (Poland) 750,000
77. Zero Hora (Brazil) 727,188
78. Diario dos Campos (Brazil) 725,000
79. New York Daily News (U.S.) 723,143
80. Sabah (Turkey) 722,950
81. Jornal da Tarde (Brazil) 709,793
82. Beijing Ribao (China) 700,000
83. Chongqing Ribao (China) 700,000
84. Clarin (Argentina) 700,000
85. Thai Rath (Thailand 700,000
86. Zhejiang Ribao (China) 700,000
87. Diario Insular (Portugal) 684,143
88. Granma Internacional (Cuba) 675,000
89. Chicago Tribune (U.S>) 673,508
90. Daily Record (Scotland) 671,267
91. China Daily News (Taiwan) 670,000
92. The Daily Star (England) 650,406
93. Guangxi Ribao (China) 650,000
94. Malayala Manorama (India) 630,068
95. La Nacion (Argentina) 630,000
96. Hurriyet (Turkey) 615,579
97. Herald Sun (Australia) 600,000
98. Hurriyet (Pakistan) 600,000
99. Liaoning Ribao (China) 600,000
100. Oriental Daily News (Hong Kong) 600,000
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100 LARGEST U.S. NEWSPAPERS
Rank Circulation
1. USA Today (Arlington, Va.) 2,154,539
2. Wall Street Journal (NY N.Y.) 2,091,062
3. Times (New York, N.Y.) 1,118,565
4. Times (Los Angeles) 914,584
5. Post (Washington, DC) 732,872
6. Daily News (New York, N.Y.) 729,124
7. Tribune (Chicago) 680,879
8. Post (New York, N.Y.) 652,426
9. Newsday (Long Island, N.Y.) 580,069
10. Chronicle (Houston) 553,018
11. Chronicle (San Francisco) 512,640
12. Morning News (Dallas) 510,133
13. Sun-Times (Chicago) 481,798
14 Globe (Boston) 450,538
15. Arizona Republic (Phoenix) 432,284
16. Star-Ledger (Newark, N.J.) 408,672
17. Star Tribune (Minneapolis) 380,354
18. Inquirer (Philadelphia) 376,493
19. Journal-Constitution (Atlanta) 371,853
20. Plain Dealer (Cleveland) 365,288
21. Free Press (Detroit) 352,714
22. Oregonian (Portland) 342,789
23. Times (St. Petersburg, Fla.) 334,742
24. Union-Tribune (San Diego) 328,531
25. Herald (Miami) 315,850
26. Register Orange County CA 302,864
27. Sun (Baltimore) 301,186
28. Bee (Sacramento, Calif.) 289,905
29. Post (Denver) 288,937
30. Rocky Mtn. News Denver 288,889
31. Post-Dispatch (St. Louis) 285,869
32. Mercury News San Jose CA 271,997
33. Star (Kansas City, Mo.) 267,273
34. Sentinel (Orlando, Fla.) 257,222
35. Times-Picayune N Orleans 253,610
36. Dispatch (Columbus, Ohio) 252,564
37. Star (Indianapolis) 249,891
38. Journal Sentinel Milwaukee 244,288
39. Post-Gazette Pittsburgh Pa 242,546
40. Herald (Boston) 241,457
41. Sun-Sentinel (Ft L'dale, Fla ) 233,634
42. Times (Seattle) 231,505
43. News (Detroit) 227,392
44. Observer (Charlotte, N.C.) 226,849
45. Tribune (Tampa, Fla.) 224,220
46. Express-News S Antonio Tx 222,536
47. Investor's Business Daily LA 215,788
48. Star-Telegram Ft Worth, TX) 215,452
49. Courier-Journal L'ville Ky 213,176
50. News (Buffalo, N.Y.) 207,989
51. Daily Oklahoman Okla City 207,538
52. Virginian-Pilot (Norfolk, Va.) 201,141
53. World-Herald Omaha Neb. 192,075
54. Pioneer Press(St Pau, Minn 190,392
55. Times-Dispatch Richmond 188,540
56. Courant (Hartford, Conn.) 185,570
57. Press-Enterprise R'side CA 183,974
58. Democrat-Gazette (L'l Rock 183,343
59. American-Statesman Austin 183,312
60. Contra Costa Times (Calif.) 182,541
61. Enquirer (Cincinnati) 182,176
62. Record (Bergen County, N.J.) 179,270
63. Daily News (Los Angeles) 178,360
64. Democrat (Rochester, N.Y.) 173,900
65. Tennessean (Nashville) 172,149
66. Post (W. Palm Beach, Fla.) 168,147
67. Times-Union(Jacksonville Fla 167,851
68. Journal (Providence, R.I.) 167,609
69. Asbury Park Press (N.J.) 167,284
70. News & Observer Raleigh NC 163,769
71. Review-Journal (Las Vegas) 160,391
72. Bee (Fresno, Calif.) 158,651
73. Commercial Appeal Memphis 157,820
74. Register (Des Moines, Iowa) 150,851
75. Post-Intelligencer (Seattle) 150,851
76. Daily Herald (Chicago) 150,364
77. News (Birmingham, Ala.) 148,938
78. Daily News (Philadelphia) 143,631
79. Journal News Westchester NY) 142,873
80. Advertiser (Honolulu) 142,025
81. Blade (Toledo, Ohio) 139,520
82. World (Tulsa, Okla.) 139,383
83. Press (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 138,620
84. Tribune (Salt Lake City) 134,985
85. Beacon Journal (Akron, Ohio 128,511
86. News Tribune Tacoma Wash .128,511
87. Daily News (Dayton, Ohio) 126,642
88. La Opinion Los Angeles Calif 124,692
89. Post-Standard Syracuse, N.Y. 120,701
90. Tribune-Review (Greensburg Pa) 119,646
91. News Journal (Wilmington, Del. ) 116,398
92. News-Sentinel (Knoxville, Tenn.) 114,593
93. State (Columbia, S.C.) 114,442
94. Morning Call (Allentown, Pa.) 111,594
95. Journal (Albuquerque) 109,693
96. Herald-Leader (Lexington, Ky.) 106,941
97. Herald-Tribune (Sarasota, Fla.) 105,636
98. News-Journal (Daytona Fla.) 104,654
99. Telegram (Worcester MA) 102,592
100. Times (Washington, DC) 102,255
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On Dec 14, 5:35 am, blues...@hotmail.com wrote:
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> FAMOUS CELEBRITY HAS WRONG TESTICLE CUT OFF
> <http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/nucleus/media/21/20070803-billorall...
> <
> This is the headline of a true Fox News horror story that you wouldn't
> want to read. But at least we can tell you how such a horrible mistake


wait a minute this can't possibly be true, you mean Rush Limbaugh
actually HAD balls at one time? amazing!
 
squeeze it

<blues517@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:474c72d8-7c28-45ff-9e63-d6385a0a0bc7@a35g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
> <
> FAMOUS CELEBRITY HAS WRONG TESTICLE CUT OFF
> <
> http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/nucleus/media/21/20070803-billorallysm.jpg
> <
> This is the headline of a true Fox News horror story that you wouldn't
> want to read. But at least we can tell you how such a horrible mistake
> happened. We have removed the patient's name out of common courtesy.
> <
> < ==========
> <
> < OH! THE HUMANITY!
> <
> ORCHIECTOMOLOGIST: Nurse, lying before you fully sedated and naked as
> a newborn is the most famous man on talk.radio, The Great Rush
> Limbaugh I'll bet you've never assisted operating on a bigger
> celebrity than him.
> <
> CHUBBY NURSE: You're right, Dr. Schmidt. It IS a crying shame that
> we've got to remove his cancerous testicle. .. He's still SO young,
> and his balls are so beautiful..
> <
> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d4/Scrotum_by_David_Shankbone.jpg
> <
> <
> ORCHIECTOMOLOGIST: Well, let's get started, Nurse
> Ratchett. Okay, now hand me the meat cleaver over there, the one with
> the the fancy pearl handle... Thanks! So you say it's the left one
> that has to be removed?
> <
> CHUBBY NURSE Right.
> <
> ORCHIECTOMOLOGIST: Ohhh, my mistake! The RIGHT one..
> <.
> CHUBBY NURSE: NO! The left.
> <
> ORCHIECTOMOLOGIST: So it IS the left one.
> <
> CHUBBY NURSE: Right!
> <
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> BEST 9/11 GOV'T CONSPIRACY WEB SITES
> http://www.serendipity.li/wot/best_911_sites.htm
> http://www.911hoax.com/Table_Contents.asp
> http://www.serendipity.li/index.html
> http://www.conspiracyplanet.com/
> http://www.reopen911.org/
> http://www.rense.com/general19/cons.htm
> http://www.whale.to/b/911.html
> http://www.media-criticism.com/Naudet_Brothers_09_2004.html
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> www.rense.com
> www.911review.com
> www.americanfreepress.net
> www.serendipity.li
> www.911truthradio.com
> <
> ========================================<
> EXTRA! Read All About it!
> http://www.rageagainsttheright.com/media.htm
> http://www.rageagainsttheright.com/media.htm#oreilly
> <
> ========================================
> <
> Ed Conrad
> http://www.edconrad.com
> <
> Man as Old as Coal
> and
> Proof of Life After Death
> <
> ==============================
> <
>> TRUTH VS. THE MONUMENTAL LIE OF MAN'S EVOLUTION
>> (Fossils -- SOME HUMAN -- Found Between Coal Veins)

> <
> http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
> http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/ManasOldasCoal.jpg
> http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/Discoveries.jpg
> http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/MoreFossils.jpg
> http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/HumanBrain.jpg
> http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/TestResults.jpg
> http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/OldestTool.jpg
> http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/Scorpion.jpg
> http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/MVC-013F.JPG
> http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/MVC-022S.JPG
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> Polska Agencja Prasowa, PAP
> Prensa Latina
> Press association
> Prime-TASS Economic News Agency
> Reuters
> Russian Information Agency, Ria "Novosti"
> Schweizerische Depeschen Agentur, SDA
> Serbian Press Agency, SRNA
> Slovene Press Agency, STA
> SNARK News Agency
> Suomen Tietotoimisto
> Tanjug News Agency
> Telegrafnoye Agnetstvo Sovietskogo Snyuza, TASS
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> Vietnam News Agency
> Yemen News Agency, SABA
> Yonhap News Agency
> Xinhua News Agency
> <
> WORLD'S LARGEST NEWSPAPERS
> Rank Country Circulation
> 1. Yomiuri Shimbun (Japan) 14,532,694
> 2. Asahi Shimbun (Japan) 12,601,375
> 3. Sichuan Ribao (China) 8,000,000
> 4. Mainichi Shimbun (Japan) 5,845,857
> 5. Bild (Germany) 5,674,400
> 6. Chunichi Shimbun (Japan) 4,323,144
> 7. Sun (England) 3,718,354
> 8. Renmin Ribao (China) 3,000,000
> 9. Sankei Shimbun (Japan) 2,890,835
> 10. Nihon Keizai Shimbun Japan 2,705,877
> 11. Gongren Ribao (China) 2,500,000
> 12. Daily Mail (England) 2,387,867
> 13. Daily Mirror (England) 2,339,001
> 14. Chosun Ilbo (South Korea) 2,225,000
> 15. Dong-A Ilbo (South Korea) 2,150,000
> 16. Hokkaido Shimbun (Japan) 1,962,666
> 17. Eleftherotypia (Greece) 1,858,316
> 18. Xin Min Wan Bao (China) 1,750,000
> 19. Wall Street Journal (U.S.) 1,740,450
> 20. Yangcheng Wanbao China 1,730,000
> 21. Kerala Kaumudi (India) 1,720,000
> 22. Wen Hui Bao Daily (China 1,700,000
> 23. USA Today (United States) 1,653,428
> 24. Joong-Ang Ilbo (S. Korea) 1,550,000
> 25. Economic Daily (China) 1,500,000
> 26. Rodong Sinmun (N. Korea) 1,500,000
> 27. Kyung-Hyang Daily News 1,478,537
> 28. Sports Nippon (Japan) 1,452,699
> 29. Shizuoka Shimbun (Japan)) 1,442,310
> 30. Sankei Sports (Japan) 1,367,734
> 31. Deutche Allgemeine Germ 1,313,400
> 32. United Daily News (Taiwan ) 1,300,000
> 33. China Times (Taiwan) 1,270,000
> 34. O Estado de Sao Paulo Brazil) 1,230,160
> 35. Jang Daily (Pakistan) 1,200,000
> 36. Jang Lahore (Pakistan) 1,200,000
> 37. Akhbar El Yom/Al Akhbar (Egypt) 1,159,339
> 38. Hankook Ilbo (South Korea) 1,156,000
> 39. Hochi Shimbun (Japan) 1,119,031
> 40. Daily Express (England) 1,118,981
> 41. Los Angeles Times (U.S.) 1,067,540
> 42. New York Times (U>S) 1,066,540
> 43. Tokyo Shimbun (Japan 1,062,080
> 44. Daily Telegraph (England) 1,047,861
> 45. Nishinippon Shimbun Japan 1,041,104
> 46. Jiefang Ribao (China) 1,000,000
> 47. Nanfang Ribao (China) 1,000,000
> 48. Nongmin Ribao (China) 1,000,000
> 49. Zhongguo Qingnian Ribao (China) 1,000,000
> 50. Nikkan Sports (Japan) 984,058
> 51. Al Akhbar (Egypt) 980,000
> 52. Guangming Ribao (China) 950,000
> 53. Al Ahram (Egypt) 900,000
> 54. Al Goumhouriya (Egypt) 900,000
> 55. Seoul Shinmun (S. Korea) 900,000
> 56. Xin Hua Ribao (China) 900,000
> 57. Verdens Gang (Norway) 870,267
> 58. Corriere della Sera (Italy) 868,266
> 59. Kyoto Shimbun (Japan) 839,499
> 60. Chugoku Shimbun (Japan) 820,000
> 61 Kobe Shimbun Japan 820,000
> 62. Times of India (India) 813,000
> 63. Kobe Shimbun (Japan) 810,353
> 64. Beijing Wanbao (China) 800,000
> 65. Hubei Ribao (China) 800,000
> 66. Jiefangjun Ribao (China) 800,000
> 67. Trybuna Slaska (Poland) 800,000
> 68. La Gazzetta dello Sport Italy 798,243
> 69. Ouest-France (France) 790,133
> 70. Holos Ukrainy (Ukraine) 768,000
> 71. The Times (England) 766,999
> 72. ABC (Spain) 765,668
> 73. Washington Post (U.SSS>) 759,122
> 74. La Repubblica (Italy) 754,930
> 75. De Telegraf (Netherlands) 751,400
> 76. Gazeta Wyborcza (Poland) 750,000
> 77. Zero Hora (Brazil) 727,188
> 78. Diario dos Campos (Brazil) 725,000
> 79. New York Daily News (U.S.) 723,143
> 80. Sabah (Turkey) 722,950
> 81. Jornal da Tarde (Brazil) 709,793
> 82. Beijing Ribao (China) 700,000
> 83. Chongqing Ribao (China) 700,000
> 84. Clarin (Argentina) 700,000
> 85. Thai Rath (Thailand 700,000
> 86. Zhejiang Ribao (China) 700,000
> 87. Diario Insular (Portugal) 684,143
> 88. Granma Internacional (Cuba) 675,000
> 89. Chicago Tribune (U.S>) 673,508
> 90. Daily Record (Scotland) 671,267
> 91. China Daily News (Taiwan) 670,000
> 92. The Daily Star (England) 650,406
> 93. Guangxi Ribao (China) 650,000
> 94. Malayala Manorama (India) 630,068
> 95. La Nacion (Argentina) 630,000
> 96. Hurriyet (Turkey) 615,579
> 97. Herald Sun (Australia) 600,000
> 98. Hurriyet (Pakistan) 600,000
> 99. Liaoning Ribao (China) 600,000
> 100. Oriental Daily News (Hong Kong) 600,000
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> 100 LARGEST U.S. NEWSPAPERS
> Rank Circulation
> 1. USA Today (Arlington, Va.) 2,154,539
> 2. Wall Street Journal (NY N.Y.) 2,091,062
> 3. Times (New York, N.Y.) 1,118,565
> 4. Times (Los Angeles) 914,584
> 5. Post (Washington, DC) 732,872
> 6. Daily News (New York, N.Y.) 729,124
> 7. Tribune (Chicago) 680,879
> 8. Post (New York, N.Y.) 652,426
> 9. Newsday (Long Island, N.Y.) 580,069
> 10. Chronicle (Houston) 553,018
> 11. Chronicle (San Francisco) 512,640
> 12. Morning News (Dallas) 510,133
> 13. Sun-Times (Chicago) 481,798
> 14 Globe (Boston) 450,538
> 15. Arizona Republic (Phoenix) 432,284
> 16. Star-Ledger (Newark, N.J.) 408,672
> 17. Star Tribune (Minneapolis) 380,354
> 18. Inquirer (Philadelphia) 376,493
> 19. Journal-Constitution (Atlanta) 371,853
> 20. Plain Dealer (Cleveland) 365,288
> 21. Free Press (Detroit) 352,714
> 22. Oregonian (Portland) 342,789
> 23. Times (St. Petersburg, Fla.) 334,742
> 24. Union-Tribune (San Diego) 328,531
> 25. Herald (Miami) 315,850
> 26. Register Orange County CA 302,864
> 27. Sun (Baltimore) 301,186
> 28. Bee (Sacramento, Calif.) 289,905
> 29. Post (Denver) 288,937
> 30. Rocky Mtn. News Denver 288,889
> 31. Post-Dispatch (St. Louis) 285,869
> 32. Mercury News San Jose CA 271,997
> 33. Star (Kansas City, Mo.) 267,273
> 34. Sentinel (Orlando, Fla.) 257,222
> 35. Times-Picayune N Orleans 253,610
> 36. Dispatch (Columbus, Ohio) 252,564
> 37. Star (Indianapolis) 249,891
> 38. Journal Sentinel Milwaukee 244,288
> 39. Post-Gazette Pittsburgh Pa 242,546
> 40. Herald (Boston) 241,457
> 41. Sun-Sentinel (Ft L'dale, Fla ) 233,634
> 42. Times (Seattle) 231,505
> 43. News (Detroit) 227,392
> 44. Observer (Charlotte, N.C.) 226,849
> 45. Tribune (Tampa, Fla.) 224,220
> 46. Express-News S Antonio Tx 222,536
> 47. Investor's Business Daily LA 215,788
> 48. Star-Telegram Ft Worth, TX) 215,452
> 49. Courier-Journal L'ville Ky 213,176
> 50. News (Buffalo, N.Y.) 207,989
> 51. Daily Oklahoman Okla City 207,538
> 52. Virginian-Pilot (Norfolk, Va.) 201,141
> 53. World-Herald Omaha Neb. 192,075
> 54. Pioneer Press(St Pau, Minn 190,392
> 55. Times-Dispatch Richmond 188,540
> 56. Courant (Hartford, Conn.) 185,570
> 57. Press-Enterprise R'side CA 183,974
> 58. Democrat-Gazette (L'l Rock 183,343
> 59. American-Statesman Austin 183,312
> 60. Contra Costa Times (Calif.) 182,541
> 61. Enquirer (Cincinnati) 182,176
> 62. Record (Bergen County, N.J.) 179,270
> 63. Daily News (Los Angeles) 178,360
> 64. Democrat (Rochester, N.Y.) 173,900
> 65. Tennessean (Nashville) 172,149
> 66. Post (W. Palm Beach, Fla.) 168,147
> 67. Times-Union(Jacksonville Fla 167,851
> 68. Journal (Providence, R.I.) 167,609
> 69. Asbury Park Press (N.J.) 167,284
> 70. News & Observer Raleigh NC 163,769
> 71. Review-Journal (Las Vegas) 160,391
> 72. Bee (Fresno, Calif.) 158,651
> 73. Commercial Appeal Memphis 157,820
> 74. Register (Des Moines, Iowa) 150,851
> 75. Post-Intelligencer (Seattle) 150,851
> 76. Daily Herald (Chicago) 150,364
> 77. News (Birmingham, Ala.) 148,938
> 78. Daily News (Philadelphia) 143,631
> 79. Journal News Westchester NY) 142,873
> 80. Advertiser (Honolulu) 142,025
> 81. Blade (Toledo, Ohio) 139,520
> 82. World (Tulsa, Okla.) 139,383
> 83. Press (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 138,620
> 84. Tribune (Salt Lake City) 134,985
> 85. Beacon Journal (Akron, Ohio 128,511
> 86. News Tribune Tacoma Wash .128,511
> 87. Daily News (Dayton, Ohio) 126,642
> 88. La Opinion Los Angeles Calif 124,692
> 89. Post-Standard Syracuse, N.Y. 120,701
> 90. Tribune-Review (Greensburg Pa) 119,646
> 91. News Journal (Wilmington, Del. ) 116,398
> 92. News-Sentinel (Knoxville, Tenn.) 114,593
> 93. State (Columbia, S.C.) 114,442
> 94. Morning Call (Allentown, Pa.) 111,594
> 95. Journal (Albuquerque) 109,693
> 96. Herald-Leader (Lexington, Ky.) 106,941
> 97. Herald-Tribune (Sarasota, Fla.) 105,636
> 98. News-Journal (Daytona Fla.) 104,654
> 99. Telegram (Worcester MA) 102,592
> 100. Times (Washington, DC) 102,255
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>> ORCHIECTOMOLOGIST: Well, let's get started, Nurse
>> Ratchett. Okay, now hand me the meat cleaver over there, the one with
>> the the fancy pearl handle... Thanks! So you say it's the left one
>> that has to be removed?
>> <
>> CHUBBY NURSE Right.
>> <
>> ORCHIECTOMOLOGIST: Ohhh, my mistake! The RIGHT one..
>> <.
>> CHUBBY NURSE: NO! The left.
>> <
>> ORCHIECTOMOLOGIST: So it IS the left one.
>> <
>> CHUBBY NURSE: Right!


Thanks - that was ... righteous.
 
9 Trillion Dollar Republican National Debt wrote:

> wait a minute this can't possibly be true, you mean Rush Limbaugh
> actually HAD balls at one time? amazing!


They cut off the Right one, by mistake, and he has been overcompensating ever since.
 

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