Guest Richard Catto Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 "And foods not considered healthy must carry labels warning consumers that they could make eaters fat." Oh fuck you, McDonalds! fuck you! fuck you! fuck you! and fuck all the fucking lard arses who continue to eat that shit! My proposed warning label: "Put this piece of shit burger down, you fat ugly motherfucker, and go grab yourself a rice cake instead. People like you make me sick to my fucking stomach. By purchasing this piece of shit burger, you become part of the problem. The solution is to kill you all. If this warning label is not effective in getting you to adopt a healthier lifestyle, South Africa will reinstate death by lethal injection just for you FAT FUCKS." ~ ~ ~ http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?art_id=vn20070730011554247C946473 Clamp down on junk food No toys with burgers, no cartoons with sweetened cereals and no junk food adverts at school tuckshops... That's what's on the menu if proposed food regulations are passed. These ban adverts, cartoons and toys aimed at enticing children to eat junk food and unhealthy snacks. If passed, it could mean the death of McDonald's fast-food symbol Ronald, as well as Snap, Crackle and Pop. They also aim to put a stop to fake nutrition claims. The 80-page draft regulations, under the Foodstuffs, Cosmetics and Disinfectants Act of 1972, were issued last week and allow three months for comment. An earlier draft was published in August 2002. The regulations include new definitions, mandatory date markings on most foods, and standards for nutritional information. There is a list of foods "not considered essential for a healthy diet" - like fast foods, sweets, cakes, sweetened cereals, and fizzy and sports drinks. These may not carry nutritional claims and may not be advertised to children under 16, not even on labels. Child actors, cartoon characters, and toys or gifts may also not be used to advertise these or encourage children to eat them. They may not be advertised at schools, preschools or tuckshops. And foods not considered healthy must carry labels warning consumers that they could make eaters fat. The health department wants honest and responsible labelling and marketing. "The criteria for all categories of nutrition claims (nutrient content, glycaemic index and comparative claims) and health claims (function, enhanced function, reduction of disease risk, probiotics, prebiotics and slimming claims), level the playing field for all food manufacturers. "This ensures the quality and reliability of information that is intended for consumers," said health department spokesperson Sibani Mngadi. A senior medical natural scientist in the department's food directorate, Yolande van der Riet, said the aim was to close loopholes, bring South Africa up to international standards and include updated food information. "Our main aim was to get people to improve their health... and to ensure honest and fair labelling." She said the main players in the industry were aware of what was on the cards. "They've been involved. It's not, I think, a real shock to them." The regulations rely on consumers reading food labels to make informed - and healthy - choices. Van der Riet was convinced that more consumers were reading labels, and the department planned to encourage that. She emphasised that non-essential foodstuffs listed were not "bad foods", but too much of them was not a good thing. "It's not necessary to consume them for a healthy lifestyle." Food industries contacted would not comment, most of them saying they were aware of the regulations but had not read them. The Consumer Goods Council of SA (CGCSA) and the Advertising Standards Authority of SA (ASA) welcomed the regulations, saying they would consult with their sectors before commenting. Both said some of the regulations arose from industry requests. "We've been waiting for these for a long time," said CGCSA legal and regulatory affairs manager Nick Tselentis. Said ASA head of legal and regulatory affairs Gail Schimmel: "What is important about them is that there are huge international concerns about advertising junk food to children. "If South Africa does not keep up with international concerns, with international norms, we could find ourselves in a difficult position." The health department admitted that policing the proposed food labelling regulations would be complicated. "We'll have to do a lot of training of environmental health practitioners. There's quite a big task for us here," said Van der Riet. Policing was the responsibility of agencies such as municipalities, customs and port authorities. She expected "self-policing" by the food industry, with companies checking up on rivals. Visit health department website at http://www.doh.gov.za for regulations. Foods listed "not essential": Foods not essential for health, and for which no health or nutritional claim may be made, include: # Sweetened drinks # "Energy", "sport" or "power" drinks # Cakes # Confectionery unless high in fibre and with a low glycaemic index # Chocolates and sweet confectionery # Chewing gum # Fast foods with trans fats, a high glycaemic index, low fibre, high salt, saturated fats or cooked in oil # Flavoured fat spreads and margarine # "Health" breakfast, seed or energy bars with more than 10g sugar per bar, more than 1g per 100g of saturated fats, or any trans fats # Ready-to-eat breakfast cereals with 15g or more sugar per 100g # Sugar # Tea and coffee creamers # Food or drinks sweetened with fructose # Mayonnaise Labels for allergens: Common allergens to be clearly identified on labels increase from two to nine: # Eggs # Milk # Crustaceans and molluscs # Fish # Peanuts # Soya beans # Tree nuts # Natural flavourants # Gluten, specifying its origin (wheat, durum wheat, rye, barley, oats, etc). 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Guest St. Jackanapes Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 Richard Catto held us spellbound with... > "And foods not considered healthy must carry labels warning consumers > that they could make eaters fat." > > Oh fuck you, McDonalds! fuck you! fuck you! fuck you! > > and fuck all the fucking lard arses who continue to eat that shit! > > My proposed warning label: > > "Put this piece of shit burger down, you fat ugly motherfucker, and go > grab yourself a rice cake instead. People like you make me sick to my > fucking stomach. By purchasing this piece of shit burger, you become > part of the problem. The solution is to kill you all. If this warning > label is not effective in getting you to adopt a healthier lifestyle, > South Africa will reinstate death by lethal injection just for you FAT > FUCKS." > > ~ ~ ~ > > http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?art_id=vn20070730011554247C946473 > > Clamp down on junk food > > No toys with burgers, no cartoons with sweetened cereals and no junk > food adverts at school tuckshops... > > That's what's on the menu if proposed food regulations are passed. > > These ban adverts, cartoons and toys aimed at enticing children to eat > junk food and unhealthy snacks. If passed, it could mean the death of > McDonald's fast-food symbol Ronald, as well as Snap, Crackle and Pop. > > They also aim to put a stop to fake nutrition claims. > > The 80-page draft regulations, under the Foodstuffs, Cosmetics and > Disinfectants Act of 1972, were issued last week and allow three > months for comment. An earlier draft was published in August 2002. > > The regulations include new definitions, mandatory date markings on > most foods, and standards for nutritional information. > > There is a list of foods "not considered essential for a healthy diet" > - like fast foods, sweets, cakes, sweetened cereals, and fizzy and > sports drinks. > > These may not carry nutritional claims and may not be advertised to > children under 16, not even on labels. > > Child actors, cartoon characters, and toys or gifts may also not be > used to advertise these or encourage children to eat them. > > They may not be advertised at schools, preschools or tuckshops. > > And foods not considered healthy must carry labels warning consumers > that they could make eaters fat. > > The health department wants honest and responsible labelling and > marketing. > > "The criteria for all categories of nutrition claims (nutrient > content, glycaemic index and comparative claims) and health claims > (function, enhanced function, reduction of disease risk, probiotics, > prebiotics and slimming claims), level the playing field for all food > manufacturers. > > "This ensures the quality and reliability of information that is > intended for consumers," said health department spokesperson Sibani > Mngadi. > > A senior medical natural scientist in the department's food > directorate, Yolande van der Riet, said the aim was to close > loopholes, bring South Africa up to international standards and > include updated food information. > > "Our main aim was to get people to improve their health... and to > ensure honest and fair labelling." > > She said the main players in the industry were aware of what was on > the cards. > > "They've been involved. It's not, I think, a real shock to them." > > The regulations rely on consumers reading food labels to make informed > - and healthy - choices. > > Van der Riet was convinced that more consumers were reading labels, > and the department planned to encourage that. > > She emphasised that non-essential foodstuffs listed were not "bad > foods", but too much of them was not a good thing. "It's not necessary > to consume them for a healthy lifestyle." > > Food industries contacted would not comment, most of them saying they > were aware of the regulations but had not read them. > > The Consumer Goods Council of SA (CGCSA) and the Advertising Standards > Authority of SA (ASA) welcomed the regulations, saying they would > consult with their sectors before commenting. > > Both said some of the regulations arose from industry requests. > > "We've been waiting for these for a long time," said CGCSA legal and > regulatory affairs manager Nick Tselentis. > > Said ASA head of legal and regulatory affairs Gail Schimmel: "What is > important about them is that there are huge international concerns > about advertising junk food to children. > > "If South Africa does not keep up with international concerns, with > international norms, we could find ourselves in a difficult position." > > The health department admitted that policing the proposed food > labelling regulations would be complicated. > > "We'll have to do a lot of training of environmental health > practitioners. There's quite a big task for us here," said Van der > Riet. > > Policing was the responsibility of agencies such as municipalities, > customs and port authorities. > > She expected "self-policing" by the food industry, with companies > checking up on rivals. > > Visit health department website at http://www.doh.gov.za for regulations. > > Foods listed "not essential": > > Foods not essential for health, and for which no health or nutritional > claim may be made, include: > > # Sweetened drinks > # "Energy", "sport" or "power" drinks > # Cakes > # Confectionery unless high in fibre and with a low glycaemic index > # Chocolates and sweet confectionery > # Chewing gum > # Fast foods with trans fats, a high glycaemic index, low fibre, high > salt, saturated fats or cooked in oil > # Flavoured fat spreads and margarine > # "Health" breakfast, seed or energy bars with more than 10g sugar per > bar, more than 1g per 100g of saturated fats, or any trans fats > # Ready-to-eat breakfast cereals with 15g or more sugar per 100g > # Sugar > # Tea and coffee creamers > # Food or drinks sweetened with fructose > # Mayonnaise > > Labels for allergens: > > Common allergens to be clearly identified on labels increase from two > to nine: > > # Eggs > # Milk > # Crustaceans and molluscs > # Fish > # Peanuts > # Soya beans > # Tree nuts > # Natural flavourants > # Gluten, specifying its origin (wheat, durum wheat, rye, barley, > oats, etc). Nobody gives a shit what goes on in South Africa. It's the world's anus. -- St. Jackanapes http://www.jackanapes.ws ============================ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Richard Catto Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 St. Jackanapes wrote: > Richard Catto held us spellbound with... > > "And foods not considered healthy must carry labels warning consumers > > that they could make eaters fat." > > Oh fuck you, McDonalds! fuck you! fuck you! fuck you! > > and fuck all the fucking lard arses who continue to eat that shit! > > My proposed warning label: > > "Put this piece of shit burger down, you fat ugly motherfucker, and go > > grab yourself a rice cake instead. People like you make me sick to my > > fucking stomach. By purchasing this piece of shit burger, you become > > part of the problem. The solution is to kill you all. If this warning > > label is not effective in getting you to adopt a healthier lifestyle, > > South Africa will reinstate death by lethal injection just for you FAT > > FUCKS." > > > > ~ ~ ~ > > > > http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?art_id=vn20070730011554247C946473 > > > > Clamp down on junk food > > > > No toys with burgers, no cartoons with sweetened cereals and no junk > > food adverts at school tuckshops... > > > > That's what's on the menu if proposed food regulations are passed. > > > > These ban adverts, cartoons and toys aimed at enticing children to eat > > junk food and unhealthy snacks. If passed, it could mean the death of > > McDonald's fast-food symbol Ronald, as well as Snap, Crackle and Pop. > > > > They also aim to put a stop to fake nutrition claims. > > > > The 80-page draft regulations, under the Foodstuffs, Cosmetics and > > Disinfectants Act of 1972, were issued last week and allow three > > months for comment. An earlier draft was published in August 2002. > > > > The regulations include new definitions, mandatory date markings on > > most foods, and standards for nutritional information. > > > > There is a list of foods "not considered essential for a healthy diet" > > - like fast foods, sweets, cakes, sweetened cereals, and fizzy and > > sports drinks. > > > > These may not carry nutritional claims and may not be advertised to > > children under 16, not even on labels. > > > > Child actors, cartoon characters, and toys or gifts may also not be > > used to advertise these or encourage children to eat them. > > > > They may not be advertised at schools, preschools or tuckshops. > > > > And foods not considered healthy must carry labels warning consumers > > that they could make eaters fat. > > > > The health department wants honest and responsible labelling and > > marketing. > > > > "The criteria for all categories of nutrition claims (nutrient > > content, glycaemic index and comparative claims) and health claims > > (function, enhanced function, reduction of disease risk, probiotics, > > prebiotics and slimming claims), level the playing field for all food > > manufacturers. > > > > "This ensures the quality and reliability of information that is > > intended for consumers," said health department spokesperson Sibani > > Mngadi. > > > > A senior medical natural scientist in the department's food > > directorate, Yolande van der Riet, said the aim was to close > > loopholes, bring South Africa up to international standards and > > include updated food information. > > > > "Our main aim was to get people to improve their health... and to > > ensure honest and fair labelling." > > > > She said the main players in the industry were aware of what was on > > the cards. > > > > "They've been involved. It's not, I think, a real shock to them." > > > > The regulations rely on consumers reading food labels to make informed > > - and healthy - choices. > > > > Van der Riet was convinced that more consumers were reading labels, > > and the department planned to encourage that. > > > > She emphasised that non-essential foodstuffs listed were not "bad > > foods", but too much of them was not a good thing. "It's not necessary > > to consume them for a healthy lifestyle." > > > > Food industries contacted would not comment, most of them saying they > > were aware of the regulations but had not read them. > > > > The Consumer Goods Council of SA (CGCSA) and the Advertising Standards > > Authority of SA (ASA) welcomed the regulations, saying they would > > consult with their sectors before commenting. > > > > Both said some of the regulations arose from industry requests. > > > > "We've been waiting for these for a long time," said CGCSA legal and > > regulatory affairs manager Nick Tselentis. > > > > Said ASA head of legal and regulatory affairs Gail Schimmel: "What is > > important about them is that there are huge international concerns > > about advertising junk food to children. > > > > "If South Africa does not keep up with international concerns, with > > international norms, we could find ourselves in a difficult position." > > > > The health department admitted that policing the proposed food > > labelling regulations would be complicated. > > > > "We'll have to do a lot of training of environmental health > > practitioners. There's quite a big task for us here," said Van der > > Riet. > > > > Policing was the responsibility of agencies such as municipalities, > > customs and port authorities. > > > > She expected "self-policing" by the food industry, with companies > > checking up on rivals. > > > > Visit health department website at http://www.doh.gov.za for regulations. > > > > Foods listed "not essential": > > > > Foods not essential for health, and for which no health or nutritional > > claim may be made, include: > > > > # Sweetened drinks > > # "Energy", "sport" or "power" drinks > > # Cakes > > # Confectionery unless high in fibre and with a low glycaemic index > > # Chocolates and sweet confectionery > > # Chewing gum > > # Fast foods with trans fats, a high glycaemic index, low fibre, high > > salt, saturated fats or cooked in oil > > # Flavoured fat spreads and margarine > > # "Health" breakfast, seed or energy bars with more than 10g sugar per > > bar, more than 1g per 100g of saturated fats, or any trans fats > > # Ready-to-eat breakfast cereals with 15g or more sugar per 100g > > # Sugar > > # Tea and coffee creamers > > # Food or drinks sweetened with fructose > > # Mayonnaise > > > > Labels for allergens: > > > > Common allergens to be clearly identified on labels increase from two > > to nine: > > > > # Eggs > > # Milk > > # Crustaceans and molluscs > > # Fish > > # Peanuts > > # Soya beans > > # Tree nuts > > # Natural flavourants > > # Gluten, specifying its origin (wheat, durum wheat, rye, barley, > > oats, etc). > > Nobody gives a shit what goes on in South Africa. It's the world's anus. All the shit comes out of America. South Africa is passing legislation now to try to protect moronic South Africans from eating YOUR shit that you export around the world. See, this is what Prince Charles was talking about when he suggested banning McDonalds. Personally, none of these proposed solutions comes close to mine. I'd fucking shut them all down overnight and execute all involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parsons Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 "Richard Catto" <rrcatto@gmail.com> wrote in message news:1185801845.763075.224380@57g2000hsv.googlegroups.com... > St. Jackanapes wrote: >> Richard Catto held us spellbound with... >> > "And foods not considered healthy must carry labels warning consumers >> > that they could make eaters fat." >> > Oh fuck you, McDonalds! fuck you! fuck you! fuck you! >> > and fuck all the fucking lard arses who continue to eat that shit! >> > My proposed warning label: >> > "Put this piece of shit burger down, you fat ugly motherfucker, and go >> > grab yourself a rice cake instead. People like you make me sick to my >> > fucking stomach. By purchasing this piece of shit burger, you become >> > part of the problem. The solution is to kill you all. If this warning >> > label is not effective in getting you to adopt a healthier lifestyle, >> > South Africa will reinstate death by lethal injection just for you FAT >> > FUCKS." >> > >> > ~ ~ ~ >> > >> > http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?art_id=vn20070730011554247C946473 >> > >> > Clamp down on junk food >> > >> > No toys with burgers, no cartoons with sweetened cereals and no junk >> > food adverts at school tuckshops... >> > >> > That's what's on the menu if proposed food regulations are passed. >> > >> > These ban adverts, cartoons and toys aimed at enticing children to eat >> > junk food and unhealthy snacks. If passed, it could mean the death of >> > McDonald's fast-food symbol Ronald, as well as Snap, Crackle and Pop. >> > >> > They also aim to put a stop to fake nutrition claims. >> > >> > The 80-page draft regulations, under the Foodstuffs, Cosmetics and >> > Disinfectants Act of 1972, were issued last week and allow three >> > months for comment. An earlier draft was published in August 2002. >> > >> > The regulations include new definitions, mandatory date markings on >> > most foods, and standards for nutritional information. >> > >> > There is a list of foods "not considered essential for a healthy diet" >> > - like fast foods, sweets, cakes, sweetened cereals, and fizzy and >> > sports drinks. >> > >> > These may not carry nutritional claims and may not be advertised to >> > children under 16, not even on labels. >> > >> > Child actors, cartoon characters, and toys or gifts may also not be >> > used to advertise these or encourage children to eat them. >> > >> > They may not be advertised at schools, preschools or tuckshops. >> > >> > And foods not considered healthy must carry labels warning consumers >> > that they could make eaters fat. >> > >> > The health department wants honest and responsible labelling and >> > marketing. >> > >> > "The criteria for all categories of nutrition claims (nutrient >> > content, glycaemic index and comparative claims) and health claims >> > (function, enhanced function, reduction of disease risk, probiotics, >> > prebiotics and slimming claims), level the playing field for all food >> > manufacturers. >> > >> > "This ensures the quality and reliability of information that is >> > intended for consumers," said health department spokesperson Sibani >> > Mngadi. >> > >> > A senior medical natural scientist in the department's food >> > directorate, Yolande van der Riet, said the aim was to close >> > loopholes, bring South Africa up to international standards and >> > include updated food information. >> > >> > "Our main aim was to get people to improve their health... and to >> > ensure honest and fair labelling." >> > >> > She said the main players in the industry were aware of what was on >> > the cards. >> > >> > "They've been involved. It's not, I think, a real shock to them." >> > >> > The regulations rely on consumers reading food labels to make informed >> > - and healthy - choices. >> > >> > Van der Riet was convinced that more consumers were reading labels, >> > and the department planned to encourage that. >> > >> > She emphasised that non-essential foodstuffs listed were not "bad >> > foods", but too much of them was not a good thing. "It's not necessary >> > to consume them for a healthy lifestyle." >> > >> > Food industries contacted would not comment, most of them saying they >> > were aware of the regulations but had not read them. >> > >> > The Consumer Goods Council of SA (CGCSA) and the Advertising Standards >> > Authority of SA (ASA) welcomed the regulations, saying they would >> > consult with their sectors before commenting. >> > >> > Both said some of the regulations arose from industry requests. >> > >> > "We've been waiting for these for a long time," said CGCSA legal and >> > regulatory affairs manager Nick Tselentis. >> > >> > Said ASA head of legal and regulatory affairs Gail Schimmel: "What is >> > important about them is that there are huge international concerns >> > about advertising junk food to children. >> > >> > "If South Africa does not keep up with international concerns, with >> > international norms, we could find ourselves in a difficult position." >> > >> > The health department admitted that policing the proposed food >> > labelling regulations would be complicated. >> > >> > "We'll have to do a lot of training of environmental health >> > practitioners. There's quite a big task for us here," said Van der >> > Riet. >> > >> > Policing was the responsibility of agencies such as municipalities, >> > customs and port authorities. >> > >> > She expected "self-policing" by the food industry, with companies >> > checking up on rivals. >> > >> > Visit health department website at http://www.doh.gov.za for regulations. >> > >> > Foods listed "not essential": >> > >> > Foods not essential for health, and for which no health or nutritional >> > claim may be made, include: >> > >> > # Sweetened drinks >> > # "Energy", "sport" or "power" drinks >> > # Cakes >> > # Confectionery unless high in fibre and with a low glycaemic index >> > # Chocolates and sweet confectionery >> > # Chewing gum >> > # Fast foods with trans fats, a high glycaemic index, low fibre, high >> > salt, saturated fats or cooked in oil >> > # Flavoured fat spreads and margarine >> > # "Health" breakfast, seed or energy bars with more than 10g sugar per >> > bar, more than 1g per 100g of saturated fats, or any trans fats >> > # Ready-to-eat breakfast cereals with 15g or more sugar per 100g >> > # Sugar >> > # Tea and coffee creamers >> > # Food or drinks sweetened with fructose >> > # Mayonnaise >> > >> > Labels for allergens: >> > >> > Common allergens to be clearly identified on labels increase from two >> > to nine: >> > >> > # Eggs >> > # Milk >> > # Crustaceans and molluscs >> > # Fish >> > # Peanuts >> > # Soya beans >> > # Tree nuts >> > # Natural flavourants >> > # Gluten, specifying its origin (wheat, durum wheat, rye, barley, >> > oats, etc). >> >> Nobody gives a shit what goes on in South Africa. It's the world's anus. > > All the shit comes out of America. So that's where all out sewer lines end up at. > > South Africa is passing legislation now to try to protect moronic > South Africans from eating YOUR shit that you export around the world. At least it's high class shit compared to what you have. > > See, this is what Prince Charles was talking about when he suggested > banning McDonalds. Are you saying you can't afford to go to McDonalds? > > Personally, none of these proposed solutions comes close to mine. What you'd rather have is people burgers. > > I'd fucking shut them all down overnight and execute all involved. Start with yourself porky > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Richard Catto Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 Parsons wrote: > "Richard Catto" <rrcatto@gmail.com> wrote in message > > St. Jackanapes wrote: > >> Richard Catto held us spellbound with... > >> > "And foods not considered healthy must carry labels warning consumers > >> > that they could make eaters fat." > >> > Oh fuck you, McDonalds! fuck you! fuck you! fuck you! > >> > and fuck all the fucking lard arses who continue to eat that shit! > >> > My proposed warning label: > >> > "Put this piece of shit burger down, you fat ugly motherfucker, and go > >> > grab yourself a rice cake instead. People like you make me sick to my > >> > fucking stomach. By purchasing this piece of shit burger, you become > >> > part of the problem. The solution is to kill you all. If this warning > >> > label is not effective in getting you to adopt a healthier lifestyle, > >> > South Africa will reinstate death by lethal injection just for you FAT > >> > FUCKS." > >> > > >> > ~ ~ ~ > >> > > >> > http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?art_id=vn20070730011554247C946473 > >> > > >> > Clamp down on junk food > >> > > >> > No toys with burgers, no cartoons with sweetened cereals and no junk > >> > food adverts at school tuckshops... > >> > > >> > That's what's on the menu if proposed food regulations are passed. > >> > > >> > These ban adverts, cartoons and toys aimed at enticing children to eat > >> > junk food and unhealthy snacks. If passed, it could mean the death of > >> > McDonald's fast-food symbol Ronald, as well as Snap, Crackle and Pop. > >> > > >> > They also aim to put a stop to fake nutrition claims. > >> > > >> > The 80-page draft regulations, under the Foodstuffs, Cosmetics and > >> > Disinfectants Act of 1972, were issued last week and allow three > >> > months for comment. An earlier draft was published in August 2002. > >> > > >> > The regulations include new definitions, mandatory date markings on > >> > most foods, and standards for nutritional information. > >> > > >> > There is a list of foods "not considered essential for a healthy diet" > >> > - like fast foods, sweets, cakes, sweetened cereals, and fizzy and > >> > sports drinks. > >> > > >> > These may not carry nutritional claims and may not be advertised to > >> > children under 16, not even on labels. > >> > > >> > Child actors, cartoon characters, and toys or gifts may also not be > >> > used to advertise these or encourage children to eat them. > >> > > >> > They may not be advertised at schools, preschools or tuckshops. > >> > > >> > And foods not considered healthy must carry labels warning consumers > >> > that they could make eaters fat. > >> > > >> > The health department wants honest and responsible labelling and > >> > marketing. > >> > > >> > "The criteria for all categories of nutrition claims (nutrient > >> > content, glycaemic index and comparative claims) and health claims > >> > (function, enhanced function, reduction of disease risk, probiotics, > >> > prebiotics and slimming claims), level the playing field for all food > >> > manufacturers. > >> > > >> > "This ensures the quality and reliability of information that is > >> > intended for consumers," said health department spokesperson Sibani > >> > Mngadi. > >> > > >> > A senior medical natural scientist in the department's food > >> > directorate, Yolande van der Riet, said the aim was to close > >> > loopholes, bring South Africa up to international standards and > >> > include updated food information. > >> > > >> > "Our main aim was to get people to improve their health... and to > >> > ensure honest and fair labelling." > >> > > >> > She said the main players in the industry were aware of what was on > >> > the cards. > >> > > >> > "They've been involved. It's not, I think, a real shock to them." > >> > > >> > The regulations rely on consumers reading food labels to make informed > >> > - and healthy - choices. > >> > > >> > Van der Riet was convinced that more consumers were reading labels, > >> > and the department planned to encourage that. > >> > > >> > She emphasised that non-essential foodstuffs listed were not "bad > >> > foods", but too much of them was not a good thing. "It's not necessary > >> > to consume them for a healthy lifestyle." > >> > > >> > Food industries contacted would not comment, most of them saying they > >> > were aware of the regulations but had not read them. > >> > > >> > The Consumer Goods Council of SA (CGCSA) and the Advertising Standards > >> > Authority of SA (ASA) welcomed the regulations, saying they would > >> > consult with their sectors before commenting. > >> > > >> > Both said some of the regulations arose from industry requests. > >> > > >> > "We've been waiting for these for a long time," said CGCSA legal and > >> > regulatory affairs manager Nick Tselentis. > >> > > >> > Said ASA head of legal and regulatory affairs Gail Schimmel: "What is > >> > important about them is that there are huge international concerns > >> > about advertising junk food to children. > >> > > >> > "If South Africa does not keep up with international concerns, with > >> > international norms, we could find ourselves in a difficult position." > >> > > >> > The health department admitted that policing the proposed food > >> > labelling regulations would be complicated. > >> > > >> > "We'll have to do a lot of training of environmental health > >> > practitioners. There's quite a big task for us here," said Van der > >> > Riet. > >> > > >> > Policing was the responsibility of agencies such as municipalities, > >> > customs and port authorities. > >> > > >> > She expected "self-policing" by the food industry, with companies > >> > checking up on rivals. > >> > > >> > Visit health department website at http://www.doh.gov.za for regulations. > >> > > >> > Foods listed "not essential": > >> > > >> > Foods not essential for health, and for which no health or nutritional > >> > claim may be made, include: > >> > > >> > # Sweetened drinks > >> > # "Energy", "sport" or "power" drinks > >> > # Cakes > >> > # Confectionery unless high in fibre and with a low glycaemic index > >> > # Chocolates and sweet confectionery > >> > # Chewing gum > >> > # Fast foods with trans fats, a high glycaemic index, low fibre, high > >> > salt, saturated fats or cooked in oil > >> > # Flavoured fat spreads and margarine > >> > # "Health" breakfast, seed or energy bars with more than 10g sugar per > >> > bar, more than 1g per 100g of saturated fats, or any trans fats > >> > # Ready-to-eat breakfast cereals with 15g or more sugar per 100g > >> > # Sugar > >> > # Tea and coffee creamers > >> > # Food or drinks sweetened with fructose > >> > # Mayonnaise > >> > > >> > Labels for allergens: > >> > > >> > Common allergens to be clearly identified on labels increase from two > >> > to nine: > >> > > >> > # Eggs > >> > # Milk > >> > # Crustaceans and molluscs > >> > # Fish > >> > # Peanuts > >> > # Soya beans > >> > # Tree nuts > >> > # Natural flavourants > >> > # Gluten, specifying its origin (wheat, durum wheat, rye, barley, > >> > oats, etc). > >> Nobody gives a shit what goes on in South Africa. It's the world's anus. > > All the shit comes out of America. > So that's where all out sewer lines end up at. American products are garbage. I hate America and I hate Americans! > > South Africa is passing legislation now to try to protect moronic > > South Africans from eating YOUR shit that you export around the world. > At least it's high class shit compared to what you have. Steers is a South African burger franchised chain. They sell REAL beef burgers with real meat. > > See, this is what Prince Charles was talking about when he suggested > > banning McDonalds. > Are you saying you can't afford to go to McDonalds? No, but you're stupid so you didn't spot this. > > Personally, none of these proposed solutions comes close to mine. > What you'd rather have is people burgers. Actually I prefer KFC chicken burgers. > > I'd fucking shut them all down overnight and execute all involved. > Start with yourself porky I'll start with you. I'll slice and dice you. 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Guest Parsons Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 "Richard Catto" <rrcatto@gmail.com> wrote in message news:1185810788.710291.79360@22g2000hsm.googlegroups.com... > Parsons wrote: >> "Richard Catto" <rrcatto@gmail.com> wrote in message >> > St. Jackanapes wrote: >> >> Richard Catto held us spellbound with... >> >> > "And foods not considered healthy must carry labels warning >> >> > consumers >> >> > that they could make eaters fat." >> >> > Oh fuck you, McDonalds! fuck you! fuck you! fuck you! >> >> > and fuck all the fucking lard arses who continue to eat that shit! >> >> > My proposed warning label: >> >> > "Put this piece of shit burger down, you fat ugly motherfucker, and >> >> > go >> >> > grab yourself a rice cake instead. People like you make me sick to >> >> > my >> >> > fucking stomach. By purchasing this piece of shit burger, you become >> >> > part of the problem. The solution is to kill you all. If this >> >> > warning >> >> > label is not effective in getting you to adopt a healthier >> >> > lifestyle, >> >> > South Africa will reinstate death by lethal injection just for you >> >> > FAT >> >> > FUCKS." >> >> > >> >> > ~ ~ ~ >> >> > >> >> > http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?art_id=vn20070730011554247C946473 >> >> > >> >> > Clamp down on junk food >> >> > >> >> > No toys with burgers, no cartoons with sweetened cereals and no junk >> >> > food adverts at school tuckshops... >> >> > >> >> > That's what's on the menu if proposed food regulations are passed. >> >> > >> >> > These ban adverts, cartoons and toys aimed at enticing children to >> >> > eat >> >> > junk food and unhealthy snacks. If passed, it could mean the death >> >> > of >> >> > McDonald's fast-food symbol Ronald, as well as Snap, Crackle and >> >> > Pop. >> >> > >> >> > They also aim to put a stop to fake nutrition claims. >> >> > >> >> > The 80-page draft regulations, under the Foodstuffs, Cosmetics and >> >> > Disinfectants Act of 1972, were issued last week and allow three >> >> > months for comment. An earlier draft was published in August 2002. >> >> > >> >> > The regulations include new definitions, mandatory date markings on >> >> > most foods, and standards for nutritional information. >> >> > >> >> > There is a list of foods "not considered essential for a healthy >> >> > diet" >> >> > - like fast foods, sweets, cakes, sweetened cereals, and fizzy and >> >> > sports drinks. >> >> > >> >> > These may not carry nutritional claims and may not be advertised to >> >> > children under 16, not even on labels. >> >> > >> >> > Child actors, cartoon characters, and toys or gifts may also not be >> >> > used to advertise these or encourage children to eat them. >> >> > >> >> > They may not be advertised at schools, preschools or tuckshops. >> >> > >> >> > And foods not considered healthy must carry labels warning consumers >> >> > that they could make eaters fat. >> >> > >> >> > The health department wants honest and responsible labelling and >> >> > marketing. >> >> > >> >> > "The criteria for all categories of nutrition claims (nutrient >> >> > content, glycaemic index and comparative claims) and health claims >> >> > (function, enhanced function, reduction of disease risk, probiotics, >> >> > prebiotics and slimming claims), level the playing field for all >> >> > food >> >> > manufacturers. >> >> > >> >> > "This ensures the quality and reliability of information that is >> >> > intended for consumers," said health department spokesperson Sibani >> >> > Mngadi. >> >> > >> >> > A senior medical natural scientist in the department's food >> >> > directorate, Yolande van der Riet, said the aim was to close >> >> > loopholes, bring South Africa up to international standards and >> >> > include updated food information. >> >> > >> >> > "Our main aim was to get people to improve their health... and to >> >> > ensure honest and fair labelling." >> >> > >> >> > She said the main players in the industry were aware of what was on >> >> > the cards. >> >> > >> >> > "They've been involved. It's not, I think, a real shock to them." >> >> > >> >> > The regulations rely on consumers reading food labels to make >> >> > informed >> >> > - and healthy - choices. >> >> > >> >> > Van der Riet was convinced that more consumers were reading labels, >> >> > and the department planned to encourage that. >> >> > >> >> > She emphasised that non-essential foodstuffs listed were not "bad >> >> > foods", but too much of them was not a good thing. "It's not >> >> > necessary >> >> > to consume them for a healthy lifestyle." >> >> > >> >> > Food industries contacted would not comment, most of them saying >> >> > they >> >> > were aware of the regulations but had not read them. >> >> > >> >> > The Consumer Goods Council of SA (CGCSA) and the Advertising >> >> > Standards >> >> > Authority of SA (ASA) welcomed the regulations, saying they would >> >> > consult with their sectors before commenting. >> >> > >> >> > Both said some of the regulations arose from industry requests. >> >> > >> >> > "We've been waiting for these for a long time," said CGCSA legal and >> >> > regulatory affairs manager Nick Tselentis. >> >> > >> >> > Said ASA head of legal and regulatory affairs Gail Schimmel: "What >> >> > is >> >> > important about them is that there are huge international concerns >> >> > about advertising junk food to children. >> >> > >> >> > "If South Africa does not keep up with international concerns, with >> >> > international norms, we could find ourselves in a difficult >> >> > position." >> >> > >> >> > The health department admitted that policing the proposed food >> >> > labelling regulations would be complicated. >> >> > >> >> > "We'll have to do a lot of training of environmental health >> >> > practitioners. There's quite a big task for us here," said Van der >> >> > Riet. >> >> > >> >> > Policing was the responsibility of agencies such as municipalities, >> >> > customs and port authorities. >> >> > >> >> > She expected "self-policing" by the food industry, with companies >> >> > checking up on rivals. >> >> > >> >> > Visit health department website at http://www.doh.gov.za for regulations. >> >> > >> >> > Foods listed "not essential": >> >> > >> >> > Foods not essential for health, and for which no health or >> >> > nutritional >> >> > claim may be made, include: >> >> > >> >> > # Sweetened drinks >> >> > # "Energy", "sport" or "power" drinks >> >> > # Cakes >> >> > # Confectionery unless high in fibre and with a low glycaemic index >> >> > # Chocolates and sweet confectionery >> >> > # Chewing gum >> >> > # Fast foods with trans fats, a high glycaemic index, low fibre, >> >> > high >> >> > salt, saturated fats or cooked in oil >> >> > # Flavoured fat spreads and margarine >> >> > # "Health" breakfast, seed or energy bars with more than 10g sugar >> >> > per >> >> > bar, more than 1g per 100g of saturated fats, or any trans fats >> >> > # Ready-to-eat breakfast cereals with 15g or more sugar per 100g >> >> > # Sugar >> >> > # Tea and coffee creamers >> >> > # Food or drinks sweetened with fructose >> >> > # Mayonnaise >> >> > >> >> > Labels for allergens: >> >> > >> >> > Common allergens to be clearly identified on labels increase from >> >> > two >> >> > to nine: >> >> > >> >> > # Eggs >> >> > # Milk >> >> > # Crustaceans and molluscs >> >> > # Fish >> >> > # Peanuts >> >> > # Soya beans >> >> > # Tree nuts >> >> > # Natural flavourants >> >> > # Gluten, specifying its origin (wheat, durum wheat, rye, barley, >> >> > oats, etc). >> >> Nobody gives a shit what goes on in South Africa. It's the world's >> >> anus. >> > All the shit comes out of America. >> So that's where all our sewer lines end up at. > > American products are garbage. I hate America and I hate Americans! I haven't seen anything that says made in South Africa when I've gone to the stores. And you hate everything including yourself. > >> > South Africa is passing legislation now to try to protect moronic >> > South Africans from eating YOUR shit that you export around the world. >> At least it's high class shit compared to what you have. > > Steers is a South African burger franchised chain. They sell REAL beef > burgers with real meat. Monkeys don't count as real beef lard ass. > >> > See, this is what Prince Charles was talking about when he suggested >> > banning McDonalds. >> Are you saying you can't afford to go to McDonalds? > > No, but you're stupid so you didn't spot this. You know it's out of your price range. > >> > Personally, none of these proposed solutions comes close to mine. >> What you'd rather have is people burgers. > > Actually I prefer KFC chicken burgers. They say you are what you eat, coward. > >> > I'd fucking shut them all down overnight and execute all involved. >> Start with yourself porky > > I'll start with you. I'll slice and dice you. Making idle threats again as usual? > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Richard Catto Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 Parsons wrote: > "Richard Catto" <rrcatto@gmail.com> wrote in message > > Parsons wrote: > >> "Richard Catto" <rrcatto@gmail.com> wrote in message > >> > St. Jackanapes wrote: > >> >> Richard Catto held us spellbound with... > >> >> > "And foods not considered healthy must carry labels warning > >> >> > consumers > >> >> > that they could make eaters fat." > >> >> > Oh fuck you, McDonalds! fuck you! fuck you! fuck you! > >> >> > and fuck all the fucking lard arses who continue to eat that shit! > >> >> > My proposed warning label: > >> >> > "Put this piece of shit burger down, you fat ugly motherfucker, and > >> >> > go grab yourself a rice cake instead. People like you make me sick to > >> >> > my fucking stomach. By purchasing this piece of shit burger, you become > >> >> > part of the problem. The solution is to kill you all. If this > >> >> > warning label is not effective in getting you to adopt a healthier > >> >> > lifestyle, South Africa will reinstate death by lethal injection just for you > >> >> > FAT FUCKS." > >> >> > > >> >> > ~ ~ ~ > >> >> > > >> >> > http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?art_id=vn20070730011554247C946473 > >> >> > > >> >> > Clamp down on junk food > >> >> > > >> >> > No toys with burgers, no cartoons with sweetened cereals and no junk > >> >> > food adverts at school tuckshops... > >> >> > > >> >> > That's what's on the menu if proposed food regulations are passed. > >> >> > > >> >> > These ban adverts, cartoons and toys aimed at enticing children to > >> >> > eat > >> >> > junk food and unhealthy snacks. If passed, it could mean the death > >> >> > of > >> >> > McDonald's fast-food symbol Ronald, as well as Snap, Crackle and > >> >> > Pop. > >> >> > > >> >> > They also aim to put a stop to fake nutrition claims. > >> >> > > >> >> > The 80-page draft regulations, under the Foodstuffs, Cosmetics and > >> >> > Disinfectants Act of 1972, were issued last week and allow three > >> >> > months for comment. An earlier draft was published in August 2002. > >> >> > > >> >> > The regulations include new definitions, mandatory date markings on > >> >> > most foods, and standards for nutritional information. > >> >> > > >> >> > There is a list of foods "not considered essential for a healthy > >> >> > diet" > >> >> > - like fast foods, sweets, cakes, sweetened cereals, and fizzy and > >> >> > sports drinks. > >> >> > > >> >> > These may not carry nutritional claims and may not be advertised to > >> >> > children under 16, not even on labels. > >> >> > > >> >> > Child actors, cartoon characters, and toys or gifts may also not be > >> >> > used to advertise these or encourage children to eat them. > >> >> > > >> >> > They may not be advertised at schools, preschools or tuckshops. > >> >> > > >> >> > And foods not considered healthy must carry labels warning consumers > >> >> > that they could make eaters fat. > >> >> > > >> >> > The health department wants honest and responsible labelling and > >> >> > marketing. > >> >> > > >> >> > "The criteria for all categories of nutrition claims (nutrient > >> >> > content, glycaemic index and comparative claims) and health claims > >> >> > (function, enhanced function, reduction of disease risk, probiotics, > >> >> > prebiotics and slimming claims), level the playing field for all > >> >> > food > >> >> > manufacturers. > >> >> > > >> >> > "This ensures the quality and reliability of information that is > >> >> > intended for consumers," said health department spokesperson Sibani > >> >> > Mngadi. > >> >> > > >> >> > A senior medical natural scientist in the department's food > >> >> > directorate, Yolande van der Riet, said the aim was to close > >> >> > loopholes, bring South Africa up to international standards and > >> >> > include updated food information. > >> >> > > >> >> > "Our main aim was to get people to improve their health... and to > >> >> > ensure honest and fair labelling." > >> >> > > >> >> > She said the main players in the industry were aware of what was on > >> >> > the cards. > >> >> > > >> >> > "They've been involved. It's not, I think, a real shock to them." > >> >> > > >> >> > The regulations rely on consumers reading food labels to make > >> >> > informed > >> >> > - and healthy - choices. > >> >> > > >> >> > Van der Riet was convinced that more consumers were reading labels, > >> >> > and the department planned to encourage that. > >> >> > > >> >> > She emphasised that non-essential foodstuffs listed were not "bad > >> >> > foods", but too much of them was not a good thing. "It's not > >> >> > necessary > >> >> > to consume them for a healthy lifestyle." > >> >> > > >> >> > Food industries contacted would not comment, most of them saying > >> >> > they > >> >> > were aware of the regulations but had not read them. > >> >> > > >> >> > The Consumer Goods Council of SA (CGCSA) and the Advertising > >> >> > Standards > >> >> > Authority of SA (ASA) welcomed the regulations, saying they would > >> >> > consult with their sectors before commenting. > >> >> > > >> >> > Both said some of the regulations arose from industry requests. > >> >> > > >> >> > "We've been waiting for these for a long time," said CGCSA legal and > >> >> > regulatory affairs manager Nick Tselentis. > >> >> > > >> >> > Said ASA head of legal and regulatory affairs Gail Schimmel: "What > >> >> > is > >> >> > important about them is that there are huge international concerns > >> >> > about advertising junk food to children. > >> >> > > >> >> > "If South Africa does not keep up with international concerns, with > >> >> > international norms, we could find ourselves in a difficult > >> >> > position." > >> >> > > >> >> > The health department admitted that policing the proposed food > >> >> > labelling regulations would be complicated. > >> >> > > >> >> > "We'll have to do a lot of training of environmental health > >> >> > practitioners. There's quite a big task for us here," said Van der > >> >> > Riet. > >> >> > > >> >> > Policing was the responsibility of agencies such as municipalities, > >> >> > customs and port authorities. > >> >> > > >> >> > She expected "self-policing" by the food industry, with companies > >> >> > checking up on rivals. > >> >> > > >> >> > Visit health department website at http://www.doh.gov.za for regulations. > >> >> > > >> >> > Foods listed "not essential": > >> >> > > >> >> > Foods not essential for health, and for which no health or > >> >> > nutritional > >> >> > claim may be made, include: > >> >> > > >> >> > # Sweetened drinks > >> >> > # "Energy", "sport" or "power" drinks > >> >> > # Cakes > >> >> > # Confectionery unless high in fibre and with a low glycaemic index > >> >> > # Chocolates and sweet confectionery > >> >> > # Chewing gum > >> >> > # Fast foods with trans fats, a high glycaemic index, low fibre, > >> >> > high > >> >> > salt, saturated fats or cooked in oil > >> >> > # Flavoured fat spreads and margarine > >> >> > # "Health" breakfast, seed or energy bars with more than 10g sugar > >> >> > per > >> >> > bar, more than 1g per 100g of saturated fats, or any trans fats > >> >> > # Ready-to-eat breakfast cereals with 15g or more sugar per 100g > >> >> > # Sugar > >> >> > # Tea and coffee creamers > >> >> > # Food or drinks sweetened with fructose > >> >> > # Mayonnaise > >> >> > > >> >> > Labels for allergens: > >> >> > > >> >> > Common allergens to be clearly identified on labels increase from > >> >> > two > >> >> > to nine: > >> >> > > >> >> > # Eggs > >> >> > # Milk > >> >> > # Crustaceans and molluscs > >> >> > # Fish > >> >> > # Peanuts > >> >> > # Soya beans > >> >> > # Tree nuts > >> >> > # Natural flavourants > >> >> > # Gluten, specifying its origin (wheat, durum wheat, rye, barley, > >> >> > oats, etc). > >> >> Nobody gives a shit what goes on in South Africa. It's the world's > >> >> anus. > >> > All the shit comes out of America. > >> So that's where all our sewer lines end up at. > > American products are garbage. I hate America and I hate Americans! > I haven't seen anything that says made in South Africa when I've gone to the > stores. I know. You're deprived. Or stupid. Or both. Yeah, both. > And you hate everything including yourself. I love myself, waddler. > >> > South Africa is passing legislation now to try to protect moronic > >> > South Africans from eating YOUR shit that you export around the world. > >> At least it's high class shit compared to what you have. > > Steers is a South African burger franchised chain. They sell REAL beef > > burgers with real meat. > Monkeys don't count as real beef lard ass. That's why we have cows here. How stupid are you again? > >> > See, this is what Prince Charles was talking about when he suggested > >> > banning McDonalds. > >> Are you saying you can't afford to go to McDonalds? > > No, but you're stupid so you didn't spot this. > You know it's out of your price range. How much is a McD burger? > >> > Personally, none of these proposed solutions comes close to mine. > >> What you'd rather have is people burgers. > > Actually I prefer KFC chicken burgers. > They say you are what you eat, coward. I don't eat them. I fuck them. Then I hand them to homeless people. They like the extra mayo. > >> > I'd fucking shut them all down overnight and execute all involved. > >> Start with yourself porky > > I'll start with you. I'll slice and dice you. > Making idle threats again as usual? Always. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parsons Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 "Richard Catto" <rrcatto.muizenberg@gmail.com> wrote in message news:1185814811.688456.250080@g4g2000hsf.googlegroups.com... > Parsons wrote: >> "Richard Catto" <rrcatto@gmail.com> wrote in message >> > Parsons wrote: >> >> "Richard Catto" <rrcatto@gmail.com> wrote in message >> >> > St. Jackanapes wrote: >> >> >> Richard Catto held us spellbound with... >> >> >> > "And foods not considered healthy must carry labels warning >> >> >> > consumers >> >> >> > that they could make eaters fat." >> >> >> > Oh fuck you, McDonalds! fuck you! fuck you! fuck you! >> >> >> > and fuck all the fucking lard arses who continue to eat that >> >> >> > shit! >> >> >> > My proposed warning label: >> >> >> > "Put this piece of shit burger down, you fat ugly motherfucker, >> >> >> > and >> >> >> > go grab yourself a rice cake instead. People like you make me >> >> >> > sick to >> >> >> > my fucking stomach. By purchasing this piece of shit burger, you >> >> >> > become >> >> >> > part of the problem. The solution is to kill you all. If this >> >> >> > warning label is not effective in getting you to adopt a >> >> >> > healthier >> >> >> > lifestyle, South Africa will reinstate death by lethal injection >> >> >> > just for you >> >> >> > FAT FUCKS." >> >> >> > >> >> >> > ~ ~ ~ >> >> >> > >> >> >> > http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?art_id=vn20070730011554247C946473 >> >> >> > >> >> >> > Clamp down on junk food >> >> >> > >> >> >> > No toys with burgers, no cartoons with sweetened cereals and no >> >> >> > junk >> >> >> > food adverts at school tuckshops... >> >> >> > >> >> >> > That's what's on the menu if proposed food regulations are >> >> >> > passed. >> >> >> > >> >> >> > These ban adverts, cartoons and toys aimed at enticing children >> >> >> > to >> >> >> > eat >> >> >> > junk food and unhealthy snacks. If passed, it could mean the >> >> >> > death >> >> >> > of >> >> >> > McDonald's fast-food symbol Ronald, as well as Snap, Crackle and >> >> >> > Pop. >> >> >> > >> >> >> > They also aim to put a stop to fake nutrition claims. >> >> >> > >> >> >> > The 80-page draft regulations, under the Foodstuffs, Cosmetics >> >> >> > and >> >> >> > Disinfectants Act of 1972, were issued last week and allow three >> >> >> > months for comment. An earlier draft was published in August >> >> >> > 2002. >> >> >> > >> >> >> > The regulations include new definitions, mandatory date markings >> >> >> > on >> >> >> > most foods, and standards for nutritional information. >> >> >> > >> >> >> > There is a list of foods "not considered essential for a healthy >> >> >> > diet" >> >> >> > - like fast foods, sweets, cakes, sweetened cereals, and fizzy >> >> >> > and >> >> >> > sports drinks. >> >> >> > >> >> >> > These may not carry nutritional claims and may not be advertised >> >> >> > to >> >> >> > children under 16, not even on labels. >> >> >> > >> >> >> > Child actors, cartoon characters, and toys or gifts may also not >> >> >> > be >> >> >> > used to advertise these or encourage children to eat them. >> >> >> > >> >> >> > They may not be advertised at schools, preschools or tuckshops. >> >> >> > >> >> >> > And foods not considered healthy must carry labels warning >> >> >> > consumers >> >> >> > that they could make eaters fat. >> >> >> > >> >> >> > The health department wants honest and responsible labelling and >> >> >> > marketing. >> >> >> > >> >> >> > "The criteria for all categories of nutrition claims (nutrient >> >> >> > content, glycaemic index and comparative claims) and health >> >> >> > claims >> >> >> > (function, enhanced function, reduction of disease risk, >> >> >> > probiotics, >> >> >> > prebiotics and slimming claims), level the playing field for all >> >> >> > food >> >> >> > manufacturers. >> >> >> > >> >> >> > "This ensures the quality and reliability of information that is >> >> >> > intended for consumers," said health department spokesperson >> >> >> > Sibani >> >> >> > Mngadi. >> >> >> > >> >> >> > A senior medical natural scientist in the department's food >> >> >> > directorate, Yolande van der Riet, said the aim was to close >> >> >> > loopholes, bring South Africa up to international standards and >> >> >> > include updated food information. >> >> >> > >> >> >> > "Our main aim was to get people to improve their health... and to >> >> >> > ensure honest and fair labelling." >> >> >> > >> >> >> > She said the main players in the industry were aware of what was >> >> >> > on >> >> >> > the cards. >> >> >> > >> >> >> > "They've been involved. It's not, I think, a real shock to them." >> >> >> > >> >> >> > The regulations rely on consumers reading food labels to make >> >> >> > informed >> >> >> > - and healthy - choices. >> >> >> > >> >> >> > Van der Riet was convinced that more consumers were reading >> >> >> > labels, >> >> >> > and the department planned to encourage that. >> >> >> > >> >> >> > She emphasised that non-essential foodstuffs listed were not "bad >> >> >> > foods", but too much of them was not a good thing. "It's not >> >> >> > necessary >> >> >> > to consume them for a healthy lifestyle." >> >> >> > >> >> >> > Food industries contacted would not comment, most of them saying >> >> >> > they >> >> >> > were aware of the regulations but had not read them. >> >> >> > >> >> >> > The Consumer Goods Council of SA (CGCSA) and the Advertising >> >> >> > Standards >> >> >> > Authority of SA (ASA) welcomed the regulations, saying they would >> >> >> > consult with their sectors before commenting. >> >> >> > >> >> >> > Both said some of the regulations arose from industry requests. >> >> >> > >> >> >> > "We've been waiting for these for a long time," said CGCSA legal >> >> >> > and >> >> >> > regulatory affairs manager Nick Tselentis. >> >> >> > >> >> >> > Said ASA head of legal and regulatory affairs Gail Schimmel: >> >> >> > "What >> >> >> > is >> >> >> > important about them is that there are huge international >> >> >> > concerns >> >> >> > about advertising junk food to children. >> >> >> > >> >> >> > "If South Africa does not keep up with international concerns, >> >> >> > with >> >> >> > international norms, we could find ourselves in a difficult >> >> >> > position." >> >> >> > >> >> >> > The health department admitted that policing the proposed food >> >> >> > labelling regulations would be complicated. >> >> >> > >> >> >> > "We'll have to do a lot of training of environmental health >> >> >> > practitioners. There's quite a big task for us here," said Van >> >> >> > der >> >> >> > Riet. >> >> >> > >> >> >> > Policing was the responsibility of agencies such as >> >> >> > municipalities, >> >> >> > customs and port authorities. >> >> >> > >> >> >> > She expected "self-policing" by the food industry, with companies >> >> >> > checking up on rivals. >> >> >> > >> >> >> > Visit health department website at http://www.doh.gov.za for >> >> >> > regulations. >> >> >> > >> >> >> > Foods listed "not essential": >> >> >> > >> >> >> > Foods not essential for health, and for which no health or >> >> >> > nutritional >> >> >> > claim may be made, include: >> >> >> > >> >> >> > # Sweetened drinks >> >> >> > # "Energy", "sport" or "power" drinks >> >> >> > # Cakes >> >> >> > # Confectionery unless high in fibre and with a low glycaemic >> >> >> > index >> >> >> > # Chocolates and sweet confectionery >> >> >> > # Chewing gum >> >> >> > # Fast foods with trans fats, a high glycaemic index, low fibre, >> >> >> > high >> >> >> > salt, saturated fats or cooked in oil >> >> >> > # Flavoured fat spreads and margarine >> >> >> > # "Health" breakfast, seed or energy bars with more than 10g >> >> >> > sugar >> >> >> > per >> >> >> > bar, more than 1g per 100g of saturated fats, or any trans fats >> >> >> > # Ready-to-eat breakfast cereals with 15g or more sugar per 100g >> >> >> > # Sugar >> >> >> > # Tea and coffee creamers >> >> >> > # Food or drinks sweetened with fructose >> >> >> > # Mayonnaise >> >> >> > >> >> >> > Labels for allergens: >> >> >> > >> >> >> > Common allergens to be clearly identified on labels increase from >> >> >> > two >> >> >> > to nine: >> >> >> > >> >> >> > # Eggs >> >> >> > # Milk >> >> >> > # Crustaceans and molluscs >> >> >> > # Fish >> >> >> > # Peanuts >> >> >> > # Soya beans >> >> >> > # Tree nuts >> >> >> > # Natural flavourants >> >> >> > # Gluten, specifying its origin (wheat, durum wheat, rye, barley, >> >> >> > oats, etc). >> >> >> Nobody gives a shit what goes on in South Africa. It's the world's >> >> >> anus. >> >> > All the shit comes out of America. >> >> So that's where all our sewer lines end up at. >> > American products are garbage. I hate America and I hate Americans! >> I haven't seen anything that says made in South Africa when I've gone to >> the >> stores. > > I know. You're deprived. Or stupid. Or both. Yeah, both. You haven't looked at yourself lately have you porky. > >> And you hate everything including yourself. > > I love myself, waddler. That's another lie. You said you hate everything Dicky. > >> >> > South Africa is passing legislation now to try to protect moronic >> >> > South Africans from eating YOUR shit that you export around the >> >> > world. >> >> At least it's high class shit compared to what you have. >> > Steers is a South African burger franchised chain. They sell REAL beef >> > burgers with real meat. >> Monkeys don't count as real beef lard ass. > > That's why we have cows here. How stupid are you again? So that's what you call fat females. > >> >> > See, this is what Prince Charles was talking about when he suggested >> >> > banning McDonalds. >> >> Are you saying you can't afford to go to McDonalds? >> > No, but you're stupid so you didn't spot this. >> You know it's out of your price range. > > How much is a McD burger? Haven't been there in years. > >> >> > Personally, none of these proposed solutions comes close to mine. >> >> What you'd rather have is people burgers. >> > Actually I prefer KFC chicken burgers. >> They say you are what you eat, coward. > > I don't eat them. I fuck them. Then I hand them to homeless people. > They like the extra mayo. That's another lie CHICKEN. > >> >> > I'd fucking shut them all down overnight and execute all involved. >> >> Start with yourself porky >> > I'll start with you. I'll slice and dice you. >> Making idle threats again as usual? > > Always. And hiding as usual. > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MosNot Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 "St. Jackanapes" <larry_jackowski@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:MPG.21175b25b03eca7f9896f8@news.alt.net... > > Nobody gives a shit what goes on in South Africa. It's the world's anus. That pretty much makes Mel a dingle-berry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Richard Catto Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 Parsons wrote: > "Richard Catto" <rrcatto.muizenberg@gmail.com> wrote in message > > Parsons wrote: > >> "Richard Catto" <rrcatto@gmail.com> wrote in message > >> > Parsons wrote: > >> >> "Richard Catto" <rrcatto@gmail.com> wrote in message > >> >> > St. Jackanapes wrote: > >> >> >> Richard Catto held us spellbound with... > >> >> >> > "And foods not considered healthy must carry labels warning > >> >> >> > consumers > >> >> >> > that they could make eaters fat." > >> >> >> > Oh fuck you, McDonalds! fuck you! fuck you! fuck you! > >> >> >> > and fuck all the fucking lard arses who continue to eat that > >> >> >> > shit! > >> >> >> > My proposed warning label: > >> >> >> > "Put this piece of shit burger down, you fat ugly motherfucker, > >> >> >> > and > >> >> >> > go grab yourself a rice cake instead. People like you make me > >> >> >> > sick to > >> >> >> > my fucking stomach. By purchasing this piece of shit burger, you > >> >> >> > become > >> >> >> > part of the problem. The solution is to kill you all. If this > >> >> >> > warning label is not effective in getting you to adopt a > >> >> >> > healthier > >> >> >> > lifestyle, South Africa will reinstate death by lethal injection > >> >> >> > just for you > >> >> >> > FAT FUCKS." > >> >> >> > > >> >> >> > ~ ~ ~ > >> >> >> > > >> >> >> > http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?art_id=vn20070730011554247C946473 > >> >> >> > > >> >> >> > Clamp down on junk food > >> >> >> > > >> >> >> > No toys with burgers, no cartoons with sweetened cereals and no > >> >> >> > junk food adverts at school tuckshops... [...] > >> >> >> Nobody gives a shit what goes on in South Africa. It's the world's > >> >> >> anus. > >> >> > All the shit comes out of America. > >> >> So that's where all our sewer lines end up at. > >> > American products are garbage. I hate America and I hate Americans! > >> I haven't seen anything that says made in South Africa when I've gone to > >> the stores. > > I know. You're deprived. Or stupid. Or both. Yeah, both. > You haven't looked at yourself lately have you porky. How stupid are you (1 out of 10)? Come on, I need a number, poesgesig. > >> And you hate everything including yourself. > > I love myself, waddler. > That's another lie. You said you hate everything Dicky. behalwe ekke. > >> >> > South Africa is passing legislation now to try to protect moronic > >> >> > South Africans from eating YOUR shit that you export around the > >> >> > world. > >> >> At least it's high class shit compared to what you have. > >> > Steers is a South African burger franchised chain. They sell REAL beef > >> > burgers with real meat. > >> Monkeys don't count as real beef lard ass. > > That's why we have cows here. How stupid are you again? > So that's what you call fat females. hulle is almal poedelkaal. > >> >> > See, this is what Prince Charles was talking about when he suggested > >> >> > banning McDonalds. > >> >> Are you saying you can't afford to go to McDonalds? > >> > No, but you're stupid so you didn't spot this. > >> You know it's out of your price range. > > How much is a McD burger? > Haven't been there in years. McDonalds burgers are cheaper here than in the US. I've checked. Why are you so lazy that you can't even lift a finger to research a topic? I filletted a South African lawyer who blogs because he doesn't research his facts before blogging. I demanded that he convince me that he has a point. That exploded his tiny little brain and he bled all over his own blog as I thought he would. Now I just crucify him at will. He's a stupid fucking ugly little cunt and I'd cut his heart out and feed it to him if I ever met him. I take these things personally. I believe I should get a free pass to kill these little online fuckers. > >> >> > Personally, none of these proposed solutions comes close to mine. > >> >> What you'd rather have is people burgers. > >> > Actually I prefer KFC chicken burgers. > >> They say you are what you eat, coward. > > I don't eat them. I fuck them. Then I hand them to homeless people. > > They like the extra mayo. > That's another lie CHICKEN. Actually, I'm a real son of shithead. You really don't wanna fuck with me. I hate beggars. Loathe them. Would kill them all if it were up to me. Really. Can't stand being accosted by dirty dribbling fuckwits on the street. ugh. I can't stand the sight, sound or smell of them. So I got tired of one loathesome little shithead beggar in Sea Point always hassling me for change or whatever the fuck every time I went to park in a certain place. So this one time a few months ago, maybe last year, he complained to me that he was hungry, like this is my problem to solve. So I told him to fuck off as usual and he just hung around as per fucking usual. They never fuck off when told to. They just never take the goddamn fucking hint. So I was in KFC fuming about this arsehole when it occurred to me that I could order a burger for him and spit on it or something. Then the idea of getting him to eat my cum came to me, so I ordered him a burger and went to the bathroom where i squirted my jizz inside it. I presented him with it when I got to my car. I sat inside and ate one of my burgers and watched him wolf down my cum. I laughed all the fucking way home. It was fucking glorious! > >> >> > I'd fucking shut them all down overnight and execute all involved. > >> >> Start with yourself porky > >> > I'll start with you. I'll slice and dice you. > >> Making idle threats again as usual? > > Always. > And hiding as usual. how am i hiding, bitch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parsons Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 "Richard Catto" <rrcatto@gmail.com> wrote in message news:1185862259.675412.296640@22g2000hsm.googlegroups.com... > Parsons wrote: >> "Richard Catto" <rrcatto.muizenberg@gmail.com> wrote in message >> > Parsons wrote: >> >> "Richard Catto" <rrcatto@gmail.com> wrote in message >> >> > Parsons wrote: >> >> >> "Richard Catto" <rrcatto@gmail.com> wrote in message >> >> >> > St. Jackanapes wrote: >> >> >> >> Richard Catto held us spellbound with... >> >> >> >> > "And foods not considered healthy must carry labels warning >> >> >> >> > consumers >> >> >> >> > that they could make eaters fat." >> >> >> >> > Oh fuck you, McDonalds! fuck you! fuck you! fuck you! >> >> >> >> > and fuck all the fucking lard arses who continue to eat that >> >> >> >> > shit! >> >> >> >> > My proposed warning label: >> >> >> >> > "Put this piece of shit burger down, you fat ugly >> >> >> >> > motherfucker, >> >> >> >> > and >> >> >> >> > go grab yourself a rice cake instead. People like you make me >> >> >> >> > sick to >> >> >> >> > my fucking stomach. By purchasing this piece of shit burger, >> >> >> >> > you >> >> >> >> > become >> >> >> >> > part of the problem. The solution is to kill you all. If this >> >> >> >> > warning label is not effective in getting you to adopt a >> >> >> >> > healthier >> >> >> >> > lifestyle, South Africa will reinstate death by lethal >> >> >> >> > injection >> >> >> >> > just for you >> >> >> >> > FAT FUCKS." >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> > ~ ~ ~ >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> > http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?art_id=vn20070730011554247C946473 >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> > Clamp down on junk food >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> > No toys with burgers, no cartoons with sweetened cereals and >> >> >> >> > no >> >> >> >> > junk food adverts at school tuckshops... > > [...] > >> >> >> >> Nobody gives a shit what goes on in South Africa. It's the >> >> >> >> world's >> >> >> >> anus. >> >> >> > All the shit comes out of America. >> >> >> So that's where all our sewer lines end up at. >> >> > American products are garbage. I hate America and I hate Americans! >> >> I haven't seen anything that says made in South Africa when I've gone >> >> to >> >> the stores. >> > I know. You're deprived. Or stupid. Or both. Yeah, both. >> You haven't looked at yourself lately have you porky. > > How stupid are you (1 out of 10)? Like I said. > > Come on, I need a number, poesgesig. Dream on lard ass. > >> >> And you hate everything including yourself. >> > I love myself, waddler. >> That's another lie. You said you hate everything Dicky. > > behalwe ekke. Take that dick out of your mouth dicky. It isn't polite to take with your mouth full. > >> >> >> > South Africa is passing legislation now to try to protect moronic >> >> >> > South Africans from eating YOUR shit that you export around the >> >> >> > world. >> >> >> At least it's high class shit compared to what you have. >> >> > Steers is a South African burger franchised chain. They sell REAL >> >> > beef >> >> > burgers with real meat. >> >> Monkeys don't count as real beef lard ass. >> > That's why we have cows here. How stupid are you again? >> So that's what you call fat females. > > hulle is almal poedelkaal. You're still mumbling. > >> >> >> > See, this is what Prince Charles was talking about when he >> >> >> > suggested >> >> >> > banning McDonalds. >> >> >> Are you saying you can't afford to go to McDonalds? >> >> > No, but you're stupid so you didn't spot this. >> >> You know it's out of your price range. >> > How much is a McD burger? >> Haven't been there in years. > > McDonalds burgers are cheaper here than in the US. I've checked. Well good for you. > > Why are you so lazy that you can't even lift a finger to research a > topic? A lot you don't know about. > > I filletted a South African lawyer who blogs because he doesn't > research his facts before blogging. I demanded that he convince me > that he has a point. That exploded his tiny little brain and he bled > all over his own blog as I thought he would. Now I just crucify him at > will. He's a stupid fucking ugly little cunt and I'd cut his heart out > and feed it to him if I ever met him. And then will you eat him? > > I take these things personally. I believe I should get a free pass to > kill these little online fuckers. You enjoy killing don't you porky. > >> >> >> > Personally, none of these proposed solutions comes close to mine. >> >> >> What you'd rather have is people burgers. >> >> > Actually I prefer KFC chicken burgers. >> >> They say you are what you eat, coward. >> > I don't eat them. I fuck them. Then I hand them to homeless people. >> > They like the extra mayo. >> That's another lie CHICKEN. > > Actually, I'm a real son of shithead. You really don't wanna fuck with > me. You shouldn't call you mommy a shithead. That isn't nice at all. > > I hate beggars. Loathe them. Would kill them all if it were up to me. > Really. Can't stand being accosted by dirty dribbling fuckwits on the > street. ugh. I can't stand the sight, sound or smell of them. So that's why you hate yourself. > > So I got tired of one loathesome little shithead beggar in Sea Point > always hassling me for change or whatever the fuck every time I went > to park in a certain place. So this one time a few months ago, maybe > last year, he complained to me that he was hungry, like this is my > problem to solve. So I told him to fuck off as usual and he just hung > around as per fucking usual. They never fuck off when told to. They > just never take the goddamn fucking hint. So I was in KFC fuming about > this arsehole when it occurred to me that I could order a burger for > him and spit on it or something. Then the idea of getting him to eat > my cum came to me, so I ordered him a burger and went to the bathroom > where i squirted my jizz inside it. I presented him with it when I got > to my car. I sat inside and ate one of my burgers and watched him wolf > down my cum. I laughed all the fucking way home. It was fucking > glorious! That must've been a real thrill for you. > >> >> >> > I'd fucking shut them all down overnight and execute all >> >> >> > involved. >> >> >> Start with yourself porky >> >> > I'll start with you. I'll slice and dice you. >> >> Making idle threats again as usual? >> > Always. >> And hiding as usual. > > how am i hiding, bitch? You tell me fuck face. > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lab~rat >:-) Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 On Mon, 30 Jul 2007 13:24:05 -0000, Richard Catto <rrcatto@gmail.com> puked: >All the shit comes out of America. > >South Africa is passing legislation now to try to protect moronic >South Africans from eating YOUR shit that you export around the world. > >See, this is what Prince Charles was talking about when he suggested >banning McDonalds. > >Personally, none of these proposed solutions comes close to mine. > >I'd fucking shut them all down overnight and execute all involved. So you like having the government tell you what to do? In a country where they still practice cannibalism and kill endangered species for laughs, I could understand that, but they need to get some intelligent folks in the government to put the right rules in place. And who are you to criticize McDonalds, lardass? -- lab~rat >:-) Stupid humans... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lab~rat >:-) Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 On Tue, 31 Jul 2007 06:10:59 -0000, Richard Catto <rrcatto@gmail.com> puked: >So I was in KFC And you're bitching about McDonalds? LOL@ your fat ass. -- lab~rat >:-) Stupid humans... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest St. Jackanapes Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Richard Catto held us spellbound with... > > Nobody gives a shit what goes on in South Africa. It's the world's anus. > > All the shit comes out of America. You bet, dumbass. And it all runs downhill to South America, where you fucking losers gobble it down in huge reeking chunks, making us filthy rich. You fuckers are pathetic losers. -- St. Jackanapes http://www.jackanapes.ws ============================ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Richard Catto Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Parsons wrote: > "Richard Catto" <rrcatto@gmail.com> wrote in message > > Parsons wrote: > >> "Richard Catto" <rrcatto.muizenberg@gmail.com> wrote in message > >> > Parsons wrote: > >> >> >> >> > "And foods not considered healthy must carry labels warning > >> >> >> >> > consumers that they could make eaters fat." > >> >> >> >> > Oh fuck you, McDonalds! fuck you! fuck you! fuck you! > >> >> >> >> > and fuck all the fucking lard arses who continue to eat that > >> >> >> >> > shit! > >> >> >> >> > My proposed warning label: > >> >> >> >> > "Put this piece of shit burger down, you fat ugly > >> >> >> >> > motherfucker, and go grab yourself a rice cake instead. > >> >> >> >> > People like you make me sick to > >> >> >> >> > my fucking stomach. By purchasing this piece of shit burger, > >> >> >> >> > you become > >> >> >> >> > part of the problem. The solution is to kill you all. If this > >> >> >> >> > warning label is not effective in getting you to adopt a > >> >> >> >> > healthier > >> >> >> >> > lifestyle, South Africa will reinstate death by lethal > >> >> >> >> > injection just for you FAT FUCKS." > >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> > ~ ~ ~ > >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> > http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?art_id=vn20070730011554247C946473 > >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> > Clamp down on junk food > >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> > No toys with burgers, no cartoons with sweetened cereals and > >> >> >> >> > no > >> >> >> >> > junk food adverts at school tuckshops... > > [...] > >> >> >> >> Nobody gives a shit what goes on in South Africa. It's the > >> >> >> >> world's > >> >> >> >> anus. > >> >> >> > All the shit comes out of America. > >> >> >> So that's where all our sewer lines end up at. > >> >> > American products are garbage. I hate America and I hate Americans! > >> >> I haven't seen anything that says made in South Africa when I've gone > >> >> to > >> >> the stores. > >> > I know. You're deprived. Or stupid. Or both. Yeah, both. > >> You haven't looked at yourself lately have you porky. > > How stupid are you (1 out of 10)? > Like I said. You didn't say, waddler. > > Come on, I need a number, poesgesig. > Dream on lard ass. Answer me or I'll kill you. > >> >> And you hate everything including yourself. > >> > I love myself, waddler. > >> That's another lie. You said you hate everything Dicky. > > behalwe ekke. > Take that dick out of your mouth dicky. It isn't polite to take with your > mouth full. Not my problem that you don't understand South African. > >> >> >> > South Africa is passing legislation now to try to protect moronic > >> >> >> > South Africans from eating YOUR shit that you export around the > >> >> >> > world. > >> >> >> At least it's high class shit compared to what you have. > >> >> > Steers is a South African burger franchised chain. They sell REAL > >> >> > beef > >> >> > burgers with real meat. > >> >> Monkeys don't count as real beef lard ass. > >> > That's why we have cows here. How stupid are you again? > >> So that's what you call fat females. > > hulle is almal poedelkaal. > You're still mumbling. Not my problem that you don't understand South African. > >> >> >> > See, this is what Prince Charles was talking about when he > >> >> >> > suggested > >> >> >> > banning McDonalds. > >> >> >> Are you saying you can't afford to go to McDonalds? > >> >> > No, but you're stupid so you didn't spot this. > >> >> You know it's out of your price range. > >> > How much is a McD burger? > >> Haven't been there in years. > > McDonalds burgers are cheaper here than in the US. I've checked. > Well good for you. We shouldn't have even let them operate in this country. They should have been forced to bring their food up to code first. > > Why are you so lazy that you can't even lift a finger to research a > > topic? > A lot you don't know about. Tell me all you know. > > I filletted a South African lawyer who blogs because he doesn't > > research his facts before blogging. I demanded that he convince me > > that he has a point. That exploded his tiny little brain and he bled > > all over his own blog as I thought he would. Now I just crucify him at > > will. He's a stupid fucking ugly little cunt and I'd cut his heart out > > and feed it to him if I ever met him. > And then will you eat him? You tell me. > > I take these things personally. I believe I should get a free pass to > > kill these little online fuckers. > You enjoy killing don't you porky. You tell me. > >> >> >> > Personally, none of these proposed solutions comes close to mine. > >> >> >> What you'd rather have is people burgers. > >> >> > Actually I prefer KFC chicken burgers. > >> >> They say you are what you eat, coward. > >> > I don't eat them. I fuck them. Then I hand them to homeless people. > >> > They like the extra mayo. > >> That's another lie CHICKEN. > > Actually, I'm a real son of shithead. You really don't wanna fuck with > > me. > You shouldn't call you mommy a shithead. That isn't nice at all. Prove it. > > I hate beggars. Loathe them. Would kill them all if it were up to me. > > Really. Can't stand being accosted by dirty dribbling fuckwits on the > > street. ugh. I can't stand the sight, sound or smell of them. > So that's why you hate yourself. You tell me. > > So I got tired of one loathesome little shithead beggar in Sea Point > > always hassling me for change or whatever the fuck every time I went > > to park in a certain place. So this one time a few months ago, maybe > > last year, he complained to me that he was hungry, like this is my > > problem to solve. So I told him to fuck off as usual and he just hung > > around as per fucking usual. They never fuck off when told to. They > > just never take the goddamn fucking hint. So I was in KFC fuming about > > this arsehole when it occurred to me that I could order a burger for > > him and spit on it or something. Then the idea of getting him to eat > > my cum came to me, so I ordered him a burger and went to the bathroom > > where i squirted my jizz inside it. I presented him with it when I got > > to my car. I sat inside and ate one of my burgers and watched him wolf > > down my cum. I laughed all the fucking way home. It was fucking > > glorious! > That must've been a real thrill for you. I just said it was. How stupid are you (1 out of 10)? Do you believe that I did it? > >> >> >> > I'd fucking shut them all down overnight and execute all > >> >> >> > involved. > >> >> >> Start with yourself porky > >> >> > I'll start with you. I'll slice and dice you. > >> >> Making idle threats again as usual? > >> > Always. > >> And hiding as usual. > > how am i hiding, bitch? > You tell me fuck face. You first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Richard Catto Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 lab~rat >:-) wrote: > On Mon, 30 Jul 2007 13:24:05 -0000, Richard Catto <rrcatto@gmail.com> > >All the shit comes out of America. > >South Africa is passing legislation now to try to protect moronic > >South Africans from eating YOUR shit that you export around the world. > >See, this is what Prince Charles was talking about when he suggested > >banning McDonalds. > >Personally, none of these proposed solutions comes close to mine. > >I'd fucking shut them all down overnight and execute all involved. > So you like having the government tell you what to do? I support that legislation. It's not saying anything that I haven't already said many times. I posted this because it vindicates all that I've been saying for a long time now. You people really ought to start paying attention to my opinions - they very often coincide with the policy makers. > In a country where they still practice cannibalism Prove it. In fact, South America used to practice human sacrifice and cannibalism on a wide scale. Many modern Americans are directly descended from these murdering Indian thugs. > and kill endangered species for laughs, Prove it, Tonto. > I could understand that, but they need to get some intelligent > folks in the government to put the right rules in place. These are the right rules. South Africa is not going to tolerate American companies selling shit which poisons our people. We are going to shut your American arseholes down and send you packing. > And who are you to criticize McDonalds, lardass? You tell me, Tonto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Richard Catto Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 lab~rat >:-) wrote: > On Tue, 31 Jul 2007 06:10:59 -0000, Richard Catto <rrcatto@gmail.com> > >So I was in KFC > And you're bitching about McDonalds? LOL@ your fat ass. KFC is better than McD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Father Haskell Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 On Jul 31, 10:30 pm, Richard Catto <rrca...@gmail.com> wrote: > lab~rat >:-) wrote: > > On Tue, 31 Jul 2007 06:10:59 -0000, Richard Catto <rrca...@gmail.com> > > >So I was in KFC > > And you're bitching about McDonalds? LOL@ your fat ass. > > KFC is better than McD. KY Jelly Chicken is arguably the greasiest fast food on the face of god's gray Earth. We've actually had several here in Bawlamer, USA catch fire from spontaneous combustion of trash barrel contents. Someone needs to do an alternative energy study of how many BTUs heat you can generate by setting a drumstick on fire. As for it being better than McDonalds, unfortunately, you're right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Richard Catto Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 St. Jackanapes wrote: > Richard Catto held us spellbound with... > > > Nobody gives a shit what goes on in South Africa. It's the world's anus. > > All the shit comes out of America. > You bet, dumbass. And it all runs downhill to South America, where you > fucking losers gobble it down in huge reeking chunks, making us filthy > rich. You fuckers are pathetic losers. The next step is for South Africa to bar on principle all American companies from trading here until such time as the American government agrees to our demands, which are: The US will agree to: 1. Not foment wars, conflicts, nor commit acts of aggression without our agreement 2. Cease ALL aid to Israel 3. Withdraw from both Iraq and Afghanistan 4. Cease deployment of their missile shield and in fact totally dismantle it 5. Sign the Kyoto Treaty 6. Acknowledge the World Court in Den Hague, Nederland and sign the Rome Statue (International Criminal Court) which handles war crimes. 7. Sign the Ottawa Treaty which bans landmines In effect, I'd like to see the entire world impose the strictest sanctions on America and American citizens until such time as America comes to heel or openly declares its aggression and we can just go to war status with America. Sanctions imposed will be: 1. No trade whatsoever 2. No movement of any Americans outside of America at all. 3. All Americans outside America deported summarily. No waiting period. Immediate deportation. 4. Anyone holding dual citizenship (one being American) having to choose immediately. 5. All American patents, copyright, intellectual property claims etc thrown out. In the event of war, America will be militarily defeated, by sustained and continued operations by every country. Any country not joining in will also be militarily defeated. Countries declaring neutrality will be defeated. If America uses nuclear weapons even just once to destroy any part of this Earth, including territory on American soil, all her citizens lives will be forfeited. In other words, surrender would no longer be an option for America because doing so will ensure that not a single American retains their life. It will become a fight to the very end. China alone should be able to completely conquer America. China and Russia together have a 100% certainty of completely and utterly defeating America. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Richard Catto Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Father Haskell wrote: > On Jul 31, 10:30 pm, Richard Catto <rrca...@gmail.com> wrote: > > lab~rat >:-) wrote: > > > On Tue, 31 Jul 2007 06:10:59 -0000, Richard Catto <rrca...@gmail.com> > > > >So I was in KFC > > > And you're bitching about McDonalds? LOL@ your fat ass. > > KFC is better than McD. > KY Jelly Chicken is arguably the greasiest fast food on the > face of god's gray Earth. We've actually had several here > in Bawlamer, USA catch fire from spontaneous combustion > of trash barrel contents. Someone needs to do an alternative > energy study of how many BTUs heat you can generate by setting > a drumstick on fire. > As for it being better than McDonalds, unfortunately, you're > right. I'm right very often. That should really scare you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Father Haskell Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 On Jul 31, 11:24 pm, Richard Catto <rrca...@gmail.com> wrote: > Father Haskell wrote: > > On Jul 31, 10:30 pm, Richard Catto <rrca...@gmail.com> wrote: > > > lab~rat >:-) wrote: > > > > On Tue, 31 Jul 2007 06:10:59 -0000, Richard Catto <rrca...@gmail.com> > > > > >So I was in KFC > > > > And you're bitching about McDonalds? LOL@ your fat ass. > > > KFC is better than McD. > > KY Jelly Chicken is arguably the greasiest fast food on the > > face of god's gray Earth. We've actually had several here > > in Bawlamer, USA catch fire from spontaneous combustion > > of trash barrel contents. Someone needs to do an alternative > > energy study of how many BTUs heat you can generate by setting > > a drumstick on fire. > > As for it being better than McDonalds, unfortunately, you're > > right. > > I'm right very often. That should really scare you. You know who likes KYJ Chicken up here in the States? Koreans. The prospect that you might be part Korean should scare YOU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Irv Hyatt Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 "Father Haskell" <fatherhaskell@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:1185940144.180145.144910@l70g2000hse.googlegroups.com... > On Jul 31, 11:24 pm, Richard Catto <rrca...@gmail.com> wrote: >> Father Haskell wrote: >> > On Jul 31, 10:30 pm, Richard Catto <rrca...@gmail.com> wrote: >> > > lab~rat >:-) wrote: >> > > > On Tue, 31 Jul 2007 06:10:59 -0000, Richard Catto >> > > > <rrca...@gmail.com> >> > > > >So I was in KFC >> > > > And you're bitching about McDonalds? LOL@ your fat ass. >> > > KFC is better than McD. >> > KY Jelly Chicken is arguably the greasiest fast food on the >> > face of god's gray Earth. We've actually had several here >> > in Bawlamer, USA catch fire from spontaneous combustion >> > of trash barrel contents. Someone needs to do an alternative >> > energy study of how many BTUs heat you can generate by setting >> > a drumstick on fire. >> > As for it being better than McDonalds, unfortunately, you're >> > right. >> >> I'm right very often. That should really scare you. > > You know who likes KYJ Chicken up here in the States? > > Koreans. > > The prospect that you might be part Korean should scare YOU. I'm not sure what they eat but they just reek of putrid day old garlic and fish, especially when you get stuck in the elevator with them. Damn! Pass 'em a Breath Assure. How could they NOT know how bad they stink? HOW I ASK YOU? LOL > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Richard Catto Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Father Haskell wrote: > On Jul 31, 11:24 pm, Richard Catto <rrca...@gmail.com> wrote: > > Father Haskell wrote: > > > On Jul 31, 10:30 pm, Richard Catto <rrca...@gmail.com> wrote: > > > > lab~rat >:-) wrote: > > > > > On Tue, 31 Jul 2007 06:10:59 -0000, Richard Catto <rrca...@gmail.com> > > > > > >So I was in KFC > > > > > And you're bitching about McDonalds? LOL@ your fat ass. > > > > KFC is better than McD. > > > KY Jelly Chicken is arguably the greasiest fast food on the > > > face of god's gray Earth. We've actually had several here > > > in Bawlamer, USA catch fire from spontaneous combustion > > > of trash barrel contents. Someone needs to do an alternative > > > energy study of how many BTUs heat you can generate by setting > > > a drumstick on fire. > > > As for it being better than McDonalds, unfortunately, you're > > > right. > > I'm right very often. That should really scare you. > You know who likes KYJ Chicken up here in the States? > Koreans. > The prospect that you might be part Korean should scare YOU. See, that defines the whole American problem right there. You've been to war with Koreans. South Africa has not and never will. We don't care how many nukes and missiles either Korea produces. They pose no threat to us. It's not a bad thing to be Korean in South Africa. The 20th century was a very bad century for the United States of America. Essentially, your empire hit its zenith, and now you are busy winding down. It'll take a few hundred years perhaps, but you're good as dead now. It's anyone's guess whether you'll go slow like the Romans did, or quickly like the Mayans. The Mayans peaked at around 900CE (just before) and then poof! they collapsed. Why did they collapse? That is still heavily debated by scientists. Drought and disease may have played its part in weakening the Mayans, but one Mayan city, Cancuen fell to an outside attack. They were attacked and slaughtered. The Royal house was ritually executed. This shows extreme hatred. The Mayans practised human sacrifice, capturing Indian tribes people and slicing them up on their altars on a daily basis. Obviously this practice gains you many implacable enemies fast. I theorise that the natives, who were preyed upon, allied with each other and mounted a sustained and concerted attack against these evil fucks and wiped them out deliberately, purposefully and with extreme malice. Weakened by disease and drought, those Mayan sick fucks fell like the dogs they were. America has managed to do the same - amass many enemies. Sooner or later, America is going to bite down hard on lead poisoning and go the way of the dodos. This absolute decline may be precipitating by any number of calamities befalling your nation. It is possible that you may succumb to disease, either from an intentional biological attack or a naturally occurring disease exacting a heavy toll. As an example of how bad that could be, Black Death tore 5 million lives out of 7 million living in Britain in the 13th century. Pro-rata that would reduce your population from 270 million to 78 million. A perfect time to launch an all out assault on you - you'd be absolutely ripe for the plucking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Father Haskell Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 On Aug 1, 1:25 am, Richard Catto <rrcatto.muizenb...@gmail.com> wrote: > It's not a bad thing to be Korean in South Africa. I knew it. Catto's a Korean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest St. Jackanapes Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Richard Catto held us spellbound with... > > Father Haskell wrote: > > On Jul 31, 11:24 pm, Richard Catto <rrca...@gmail.com> wrote: > > > Father Haskell wrote: > > > > On Jul 31, 10:30 pm, Richard Catto <rrca...@gmail.com> wrote: > > > > > lab~rat >:-) wrote: > > > > > > On Tue, 31 Jul 2007 06:10:59 -0000, Richard Catto <rrca...@gmail.com> > > > > > > >So I was in KFC > > > > > > And you're bitching about McDonalds? LOL@ your fat ass. > > > > > KFC is better than McD. > > > > KY Jelly Chicken is arguably the greasiest fast food on the > > > > face of god's gray Earth. We've actually had several here > > > > in Bawlamer, USA catch fire from spontaneous combustion > > > > of trash barrel contents. Someone needs to do an alternative > > > > energy study of how many BTUs heat you can generate by setting > > > > a drumstick on fire. > > > > As for it being better than McDonalds, unfortunately, you're > > > > right. > > > I'm right very often. That should really scare you. > > You know who likes KYJ Chicken up here in the States? > > Koreans. > > The prospect that you might be part Korean should scare YOU. > > See, that defines the whole American problem right there. > > You've been to war with Koreans. South Africa has not and never will. That's because you're pussies. -- St. Jackanapes http://www.jackanapes.ws ============================ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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