Speaking of Evolution

ImWithStupid

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Here is a candidate for this years Darwin Award...

CHATTANOOGA ? With children and other onlookers holding umbrellas, Sylvester Kitchens stood in the flooded street, laughing and bragging he could swim an overflowing Chattanooga storm ditch outside their house.

Wearing shorts and shirtless, the 46-year-old Kitchens dared onlookers to bet him $5 he couldn't do it. Even when nobody showed any money, Kitchens jumped in.

After bobbing along in the gushing water about 150 feet late Sunday afternoon and grabbing a chain link fence above the ditch, Kitchens lost his grip as family members tried to toss him the end of a water hose. He washed away into an underground culvert.

Two days later, Chattanooga fire officials are still searching for him.
Chattanooga man's jump in flood water described as 'ego thing' Knoxville News Sentinel
 

Ahhlee

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I just learned about the existence of the "Man points" system, yesterday.

Would this be something that, had he been successful, would have earned him a few "man points"?

 

eddo

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I just learned about the existence of the "Man points" system, yesterday.
Would this be something that, had he been successful, would have earned him a few "man points"?
Who told you?????

You aren't supposed to know that!!!!

ah well, guess it makes up for you spilling the "free meal" bit, huh? ;)

 

RoyalOrleans

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He would've been awarded 10 Man Points if he had reemerged with a six pack in his maw... fifteen for a twelve pack.
 

Ahhlee

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Who told you?????

You aren't supposed to know that!!!!

ah well, guess it makes up for you spilling the "free meal" bit, huh? ;)
I know lots of things I shouldn't! I cracked the code! Buwhahahahaha!!!!!!!

You'll never let me live that down, will you eddo? :p

He would've been awarded 10 Man Points if he had reemerged with a six pack in his maw... fifteen for a twelve pack.
I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!

 
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