Spell Check Nazi

I saw someone post this somewhere, and thought it was hilarious. I think we all know someone like this:

 

 

 

 

I was raised in the Netherlands, I live in Romania now.English is my fourth language.

 

Yahoo!Answers has no dutch or romanian section.So, i'm stuck to the english version of it. My english is not perfect, i'm very well aware of that.

 

My english dictionary tells me this:

Spell Check Nazi: A person on Yahoo!Answers who points out bad grammar, but forgets that we are not all native english speakers. Spell Check Nazis are the worst kind of human beings on earth.

 

Not my definition, it's from my dictionary.

 

I promissed myself that everytime a Spell Check Nazi crosses my path, and answers my questions with only a remark about spelling or grammar i would do this:

 

You, Spell Check Nazis are ignorant fools, who are too arogant to appreciate the trouble people take to try and speak english on a World Wide Web.

Yahoo!Answers has no dutch or romanian section.So, i'm stuck to the english version of it. My english is not perfect, i'm very well aware of that.

Proper nouns should be capitalized. That includes Dutch, Romanian, English, and I

Proper nouns should be capitalized. That includes Dutch, Romanian, English, and I

I never knew being a prick was such a rewarding field of work!

It really is. I would suggest it for anyone. It really makes you feel like you are making a difference in the world.

Helping the masses one imbecile at a time.

Don't speak english as a first language? Sure, I'll cut you some slack.

 

But do you have any idea how many people out there who only speak english, cannot spell or construct a proper sentence?

 

The internet is killing the english language.

Don't speak english as a first language? Sure, I'll cut you some slack.

 

But do you have any idea how many people out there who only speak english, cannot spell or construct a proper sentence?

 

The internet is killing the english language.

 

omfg j00 53D 17 d00d!! r0ffl3!!

omfg j00 53D 17 d00d!! r0ffl3!!

 

i think im close to cracking it, he might be trying to say

 

oh my fucking god you said it noob rolling on floor laughing

i think im close to cracking it, he might be trying to say

 

oh my fucking god you said it noob rolling on floor laughing

 

It was a satiracal jest designed to poke fun at the cypher known to Internet users as 1337 5p34|<. This cypher, under the highly common misconception among Internet game players, is supposedly 'esoteric' and only reserved for the elite-- hence "1337".

omfg j00 53D 17 d00d!! r0ffl3!!

 

i thing im close to craking what he is trying to say, it might be

 

oh my fucking god you said it noob rolling on floor laughing

 

am i close?

i think im close to cracking it, he might be trying to say

 

oh my fucking god you said it noob rolling on floor laughing

 

D0n'7 7r4n51473 73h 1337 if j00 d0 n07 kn0w 73h 1337.

 

d00d = dude.

D0n'7 7r4n51473 73h 1337 if j00 d0 n07 kn0w 73h 1337.

 

d00d = dude.

 

"Don't transiate the leet if you do not know the leet"

 

It would seem as though the number "1" is under dispute... is it an "I" or an "L"? Tell us what you think.

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wow, my post actually went through, my net is fucking up on me again, should restart my comp anyways

 

D0n'7 7r4n51473 73h 1337 if j00 d0 n07 kn0w 73h 1337.

 

i got: dont translate the leet if you do not know the leet

 

so far

 

i wonder if leet is something else

phreakwars, i will not bother with yours...at the moment, its too complicated, but i might be able to brake it, i got "i really cant" so far on yours

Translation to exoteric English:

I really can't stand elite talk, it's very annoying and only for fags that play halo. I could type it all day long if I wanted to, but, it hurts my eyes after a while. So I would rather not.

 

That's not the case anymore. A lot of people in almost every single Internet game you can think of (just give a name) use 1337. Because of the effort it takes to write and read, most people use pseudo-1337. This is otherwise known as "l33t sp34k".

|M|-|0, |7 4c7|_|4llj 74|<3z l0|\|93

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, THIS IS LIKE A STRANGE VERSION OF THE MATRIX

 

I GIVE I GIVE, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME, MONEY, GOLD....women....

Fucking Cyber-Geeks. I really don't give a shit what any of it says.

Fucking Cyber-Geeks. I really don't give a shit what any of it says.

Here is one you should AT LEAST know for your own good: c0c|<z|_|c|<3

Here is one you should AT LEAST know for your own good: c0c|<z|_|c|<3

Thanks anyway.

 

I was just fucking with you.

 

That's a lovely way for two future politicians to carry on. No, really it is.

 

I s'pose you gotta practise somewhere.

That's a lovely way for two future politicians to carry on. No, really it is.

 

I s'pose you gotta practise somewhere.

 

I wish I could watch them talk that way on the floor in Congress. C-SPANs ratings would go through the roof.

Thanks phreakwars, you totally killed my brain.

 

1337 is kind of annoying when people mix the words in with normal words in a sentance, like:

 

Y0u sh0uld t0tally check 0ut this n00b wh0 is spamming my f0rum up, it's pretty ann0ying.

 

Believe me... I know dudes who speak like that... replace every o with 0. e_e

 

Although it is a bit fun to mess with people's heads in chatrooms, when you 1337 it up. But we only do it to complete idiots.

 

101 f00d |z 73h r0xx0rs!11!!oneone

 

Totally murdered my own rant there... O_<

 

Whatever, the point is... 1337 is fucking annoying, unless it's when you're using it to mess around with fucking idiots... then it gets a bit funny.

I wish I could watch them talk that way on the floor in Congress. C-SPANs ratings would go through the roof.

 

Our Parliament sittings are televised live. Talk about ratbags and bitch sessions. The Speaker (adjudicator) calls for ORDER, ORDER about once every five seconds.

 

Backstabbing sons (and daughters) of bitches for sure.