<story> Pastors Dave's cunning plan to blow up the dome of the rockfoiled again

( this is a story not real just in case you are confused by the

amazing reality of it all )

<story>It was a dark knight in Westminster, Chloe was working late and

she was hungry. U2fan had just come down from the roof fixing the

satellite dishes on top of legoland, "Wow it's windy up there Chloe",

Chloe replied "Thanks U2fan, I've got another job for you, I'm hungry

I really fancy a nice chicken Tikka Masala, do you fancy popping

across the bridge and getting us some food". Chloe was U2fan's boss so

off he went. The phone rang and Chloe picked it up, "Operator here, I

have a call for you from someone in the field", Chloe replied "Ok put

them through" a few moments passed and then a African female voice

came through "Hello Chloe?" Chloe responded, "Calling sign please",

Tanya answered "Tango Alpha New York Alpha", Chloe got out her note

pad and pen as Tanya gave her some intelligence.

U2fan arrived back with the Indian food, Chloe smiled nicely and said

"I've got another job for you, tomorrow I want you to meet up with

Tanya and go to some evangelical party in Kensington, there is

something dodgy going on".

Saturday came and U2fan woke up, Tanya walked in the room breakfast

prepared, "Come on U2fan get your butt out of bed you lazy bum", U2fan

got up and off they went. The party was planned for 6pm, Tanya checked

her PC and said "Right I've checked the kt.org website and the party

begins at 7pm, let's see if we can sneak in earlier". So they did,

Tanya could pick locks and in they went, in some back room Tanya found

an ultrasonic speaker with a part number on it "WF56L", U2fan remarked

"that looks like it came from one of those maplin electronic shop's

like the one down the high street, it could be used for ultrasonic

mind-control if you amplitude modulate voice on a 40khz carrier",

Tanya turned around and said "Yes I was thinking the exact same thing,

look there's a receipt made out to some pastor Dave on it, he sounds

dodgy, maybe we better get out of here" and off they went for a nice

coffee down costa coffee.

6pm came and they returned, some overweight Nigerian man welcomed them

in "Hello my name's"

before he could tell Tanya his name she said "Do I looked bovvered

mate" U2fan also spoke up at the same time "Whateeever mate" and in

they went the friendly Nigerian man was not offended he was in a

religious friendly face trance. The party started and Tanya danced

away and U2fan did his Elvis moves, after some music the church did a

presentation, the lights went down and a 22hz green strobe light came

on in the darkened room, images of the dome of the rock came on a

screen and the announcement of a "Special trip to Israel with the

world famous Pastor Hagee", U2fan noticed the image of the dome of the

rock had a white rabbit on it which looked out of place. Flashing

images also seemed to overlay a plane then the dome of the rock then

flames. The crowd started singing away "We're going to set the world

on fire for Jesus".

U2fan and Tanya felt very uneasy so they ran back to Chloe, but Chloe

wasn't in, Tanya with hands on hips said "Oh of course it's Saturday

Chloe doesn't work on a Saturday she'll be out in Oxford, we better

come back Monday", U2fan replied "I'll tell you what I'll login and

leave her an email".

Monday came around and Chloe got in to legoland, she looked across the

river to the Tate Britain and was thinking what a lovely sunny day it

was, the computer started beeping "priority email from U2fan" she

opened it and the report came up on her new Apple Mac computer "have

discovered mind-control device and strobe lighting used at evangelical

party, could be dodgy", Chloe thought "Better check this out" she

picked up her mobile and rang U2fan, U2fan replied "Calling sign

please" Chloe replied "Alpha Sierra Intel Fox", they decided to meet

up and check out the church some more. Chloe was a bit old to be

breaking in to churches but she was very skilled, she went into the

office and looked at the PC, "we need to know what's on that laptop

ASIF can you hack it".

U2fan turned it on but it needed a password, "tell you what Chloe I

have a Dos ntfs boot disc here, I'll use that and dump the documents

folder on to this USB stick then we must go before someone finds us",

and off they went back to Westminster, it was a nice day so they sat

in the park and got out Chloe's laptop, U2fan commented "That new hair

dye makes you look 10 years younger Chloe", Chloe smiled and took the

compliment "we'd better find out what was on the pastors computer",

Chloe opened the documents and found plans for an ultrasonic mind

control device and bookings for a 777 along with a list of so called

Christian extremists eating cookies of Mohammed and a website called

wnd.com. "Tell you what ASIF we'd better check out one of their

parties again, bring Chloe along, I'll just hang around in the

background seeing what's going on"

Saturday came around and the same again, wild music, green strobe

lights to pacify the crowd and the trip to Jerusalem. Chloe had

brought an ultrasonic demodulator to check for mind control that Q

branch had given her, she was recording it all down. Monday came

around and the big picture was starting to become clear. The master

mind behind it all was some pastor Dave an ultra extremist who hated

evangelicals and wanted to prove them wrong. Dave had framed Hagee

with promises of endless BK and Mac Donald's burgers, and Hagee was

just a puppet for Dave. The plan was to fly the plane into the dome of

the rock so the third temple would be built, Dave could then announce

himself as the "Al Mahdi" and take over the world.

Tanya said "What can we do to stop this dastardly plan Chloe? The

flight leaves in two hours." Chloe said "All three of us will have to

get on that plane and stop it, the Pilot has been brainwashed also".

So they rushed off and caught the plane.

3 hours into the flight and they were over the Mediterranean, Chloe

got out some hidden ceramic screw driver and walked to the back of the

plane, singing could be heard "We're fired up for Jesus" all the way

from the cock pit to the back of the plane, Chloe opened the cargo

hatch and went down into where the baggage should have been but there

was no baggage the plane was filled with barrels of Napalm so she went

back to her seat. "ASIF, Tanya they're going for it, it's a one way

flight a suicide mission to blow up the dome of the rock, I'd better

radio Mossad to bring the plane down"

Chloe took out her radio and spoke to a general "Ok M we'll send up

some F16's to guide the plane down, can you take over the plane at

all ?" Chloe replied "Well Tanya can fly but U2fans useless with

planes, I'll have to copilot"

Pastor Hagee and Benny Hinn were flying the plane and the door was

open so in went Chloe, U2fan and Tanya, they sprayed them with pepper

spray and took control of the plane landing it safely. "Well done" the

General said over the radio "did you catch them all?", U2fan replied

"well we got most of them but the elusive Pastor Dave is still out

there somewhere, we'll have to get the boys from Langley to find him"

And they all lived happily ever after.