Streisand demands rose petals in the toilet bowl (and other bizarre things)

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The bizarre truth about life with Barbra Streisand

Peach-coloured toilet roll to match her complexion, and rose petals in
the toilet bowl. One hundred-and-twenty designer bathroom towels also
in peach. Ten highly specified designer floor lamps.

And that's before we get to the insistence that the security team wear
'neat dark sweaters' and use metal detectors.

Even by the standards of a diva, staff at Castletown House had their
work cut out as they made their final preparations for the arrival (by
private plane, naturally) of last Saturday's performer at the stunning
County Kildare castle and estate.

And reports yesterday said she was making similar demands on staff at
The Dorchester - where she is staying, while she performs three
concerts at London's O2 Arena, the first of which was last night -
including, not to talk to her unless specifically requested.

After all, while Barbra Streisand still suffers from the stage fright
that has plagued her 45-year-long career, it has never stymied the
eye-watering list of specifications she makes before she even
considers getting on stage.

Not for nothing has the 65-year-old singer carved out a reputation as
one of showbusiness's most talented performers and also its most
imperious.

Now, after a relatively long period away from the European spotlight,
Babs is back, performing nine European concert dates.

Last week's show in Manchester was her first appearance in the UK
since 1994, and Ms Streisand seemed anxious to make her visit
memorable, not just for her fans but for the staff required to attend
to her demands.

But maybe they should not have been surprised: American lyricist Paul
Williams once described working with her as 'like having a picnic at
the end of an airport runway'.

Streisand has made no secret of her dislike of stage appearances,
provoked by a concert she gave in 1967, in Manhattan, when she forgot
the words to one of her own songs.

Mission

"I simply don't enjoy them, not one bit," she said recently.

So why perform? With more than 70 million records sold, shelves of
Grammy, Tony and Emmy awards and a vast fortune, Streisand has little
left to prove.

But Barbra is on a mission. Before the US leg of her tour last year,
she said: "This will allow me to direct funds and awareness to causes
I care about."

Talk in West Coast showbusiness circles, however, is rather more
prosaic: despite the domestic peace Streisand has found in recent
years through her marriage to Hollywood actor James Brolin, she is
believed to be driven by a desire for public acclaim (or, as one
commentator put it 'Once a needy diva, always a needy diva').

To be fair, her eight-year marriage to Brolin - his third marriage,
her second, following nine years with Elliott Gould, ending in 1971 -
seems to have softened her.

Contented

While usually protective of her privacy, she has been happy to discuss
the intimate details of their alliance. She told actor Dustin Hoffman,
her co-star in the 2004 film Meet The Fockers, that her and Brolin
enjoyed sex six times a week.

Life as Mrs Brolin seems to suit Streisand. The couple have spent much
of their time together in recent years at her extensive Malibu estate,
painting and gardening.

Yet this casual domesticity does not extend to staff, as English
gardener Keith Mansfield discovered.

The 65-year-old from Devon was hired by the star in 2002. She had been
impressed with his work at the Gidleigh Park Hotel in Devon, when she
had stayed there.

After tending to her Malibu estate for only a few days, however,
Mansfield resigned. She had been terribly kind, he explained, but was
unable to resist interfering.

Interfering

"She was always rushing around, telling me where to put my
hollyhocks."

Streisand was dismayed when, just before her world tour in the US last
year, writer Christopher Anderson released an unauthorised biography
which included her apparently awe-inspiring sexual CV.

While the singer's erotic allure has become something of a legend over
the years (Warren Beatty and Steve McQueen are among her conquests),
Anderson added a prince and a president to her admirers.

Prince Charles, Anderson alleged, courted Streisand on a trip to
America in 1994, sharing an intimate dinner with her nine months
later; while former president Bill Clinton was described as 'obsessed'
with the singer.

Streisand is said to have spent a night at the White House while
Hillary Clinton was in Arkansas tending to her dying father. (The
President hosted a press conference the following day with scratch
marks on his neck and face.)

Controlling

Anderson's claims provoked her to issue an official rebuttal on her
website. Under the heading 'Truth Alerts', she denounced the book as
'vicious, mean-spirited mythology masquerading as biography'.

Some of this desire for control can be dated back to the unhappiness
of her childhood. Born in Brooklyn in April 1942, Streisand was raised
by an emotionally detached mother and unaffectionate stepfather.

But by 20, she was acting on Broadway in a musical called I Can Get It
For You Wholesale. And in an early example of her demands, she
insisted the programme listed her as being born in Rangoon and raised
in Madagascar, to make her sound more exotic.

Demanding

Her list of demands ever since is as varied as it is lengthy. She once
demanded staff at the MGM Grand Hotel in Las Vegas enter and leave her
room backwards (she justified, this with the response: "I'm simple,
complex, generous, selfish, unattractive, beautiful and driven.").

Directing a night shoot in New York for one of her movies, her
perfectionism resulted in the production running a few hours behind
schedule. Just before one take, she noticed more light than usual.

"Where the is that light coming from," she screamed. "It's
5.30am," a hesitant crew member responded. "I think it's the sun."

"Well, do something about it," she replied.

Political

These days it is politics, rather than dressing-room requirements,
which tends to be her focus. A lifelong Democrat, she has remained
vocal in her political stance. She abhors George Bush and often
expresses her horror of military action in Iraq under the heading
'statements' on her website.

Due to her outspoken liberal views and support for Israel, Streisand
is scared of being assassinated.

In his biography, Anderson features a scene from the time of the
Six-Day War in 1967 when, the author claims, Streisand weaved around
the stage during a concert in New York to make herself a more
difficult target for potential snipers.

Forty years on, security specifications for her latest tour suggest
she is just as twitchy. Venue administrators for all her UK tour dates
have been told that metal detectors must be manned throughout the day
of the show and during the performance, and police dogs must sweep the
auditorium before her sound check.

None of these idiosyncrasies appear to deter the singer's fans.
Streisand was the second most successful live act in the US last year,
making more than
 
Tales from the Bizarre wrote:
> http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showb...h+about+life+with+Barbra+Streisand/article.do
>
> The bizarre truth about life with Barbra Streisand
>
> Peach-coloured toilet roll to match her complexion, and rose petals in
> the toilet bowl. One hundred-and-twenty designer bathroom towels also
> in peach. Ten highly specified designer floor lamps.
>
> And that's before we get to the insistence that the security team wear
> 'neat dark sweaters' and use metal detectors.
>
> Even by the standards of a diva, staff at Castletown House had their
> work cut out as they made their final preparations for the arrival (by
> private plane, naturally) of last Saturday's performer at the stunning
> County Kildare castle and estate.
>
> And reports yesterday said she was making similar demands on staff at
> The Dorchester - where she is staying, while she performs three
> concerts at London's O2 Arena, the first of which was last night -
> including, not to talk to her unless specifically requested.
>
> After all, while Barbra Streisand still suffers from the stage fright
> that has plagued her 45-year-long career, it has never stymied the
> eye-watering list of specifications she makes before she even
> considers getting on stage.
>
> Not for nothing has the 65-year-old singer carved out a reputation as
> one of showbusiness's most talented performers and also its most
> imperious.
>
> Now, after a relatively long period away from the European spotlight,
> Babs is back, performing nine European concert dates.
>
> Last week's show in Manchester was her first appearance in the UK
> since 1994, and Ms Streisand seemed anxious to make her visit
> memorable, not just for her fans but for the staff required to attend
> to her demands.
>
> But maybe they should not have been surprised: American lyricist Paul
> Williams once described working with her as 'like having a picnic at
> the end of an airport runway'.
>
> Streisand has made no secret of her dislike of stage appearances,
> provoked by a concert she gave in 1967, in Manhattan, when she forgot
> the words to one of her own songs.
>
> Mission
>
> "I simply don't enjoy them, not one bit," she said recently.
>
> So why perform? With more than 70 million records sold, shelves of
> Grammy, Tony and Emmy awards and a vast fortune, Streisand has little
> left to prove.
>
> But Barbra is on a mission. Before the US leg of her tour last year,
> she said: "This will allow me to direct funds and awareness to causes
> I care about."
>
> Talk in West Coast showbusiness circles, however, is rather more
> prosaic: despite the domestic peace Streisand has found in recent
> years through her marriage to Hollywood actor James Brolin, she is
> believed to be driven by a desire for public acclaim (or, as one
> commentator put it 'Once a needy diva, always a needy diva').
>
> To be fair, her eight-year marriage to Brolin - his third marriage,
> her second, following nine years with Elliott Gould, ending in 1971 -
> seems to have softened her.
>
> Contented
>
> While usually protective of her privacy, she has been happy to discuss
> the intimate details of their alliance. She told actor Dustin Hoffman,
> her co-star in the 2004 film Meet The Fockers, that her and Brolin
> enjoyed sex six times a week.
>
> Life as Mrs Brolin seems to suit Streisand. The couple have spent much
> of their time together in recent years at her extensive Malibu estate,
> painting and gardening.
>
> Yet this casual domesticity does not extend to staff, as English
> gardener Keith Mansfield discovered.
>
> The 65-year-old from Devon was hired by the star in 2002. She had been
> impressed with his work at the Gidleigh Park Hotel in Devon, when she
> had stayed there.
>
> After tending to her Malibu estate for only a few days, however,
> Mansfield resigned. She had been terribly kind, he explained, but was
> unable to resist interfering.
>
> Interfering
>
> "She was always rushing around, telling me where to put my
> hollyhocks."
>
> Streisand was dismayed when, just before her world tour in the US last
> year, writer Christopher Anderson released an unauthorised biography
> which included her apparently awe-inspiring sexual CV.
>
> While the singer's erotic allure has become something of a legend over
> the years (Warren Beatty and Steve McQueen are among her conquests),
> Anderson added a prince and a president to her admirers.
>
> Prince Charles, Anderson alleged, courted Streisand on a trip to
> America in 1994, sharing an intimate dinner with her nine months
> later; while former president Bill Clinton was described as 'obsessed'
> with the singer.
>
> Streisand is said to have spent a night at the White House while
> Hillary Clinton was in Arkansas tending to her dying father. (The
> President hosted a press conference the following day with scratch
> marks on his neck and face.)
>
> Controlling
>
> Anderson's claims provoked her to issue an official rebuttal on her
> website. Under the heading 'Truth Alerts', she denounced the book as
> 'vicious, mean-spirited mythology masquerading as biography'.
>
> Some of this desire for control can be dated back to the unhappiness
> of her childhood. Born in Brooklyn in April 1942, Streisand was raised
> by an emotionally detached mother and unaffectionate stepfather.
>
> But by 20, she was acting on Broadway in a musical called I Can Get It
> For You Wholesale. And in an early example of her demands, she
> insisted the programme listed her as being born in Rangoon and raised
> in Madagascar, to make her sound more exotic.
>
> Demanding
>
> Her list of demands ever since is as varied as it is lengthy. She once
> demanded staff at the MGM Grand Hotel in Las Vegas enter and leave her
> room backwards (she justified, this with the response: "I'm simple,
> complex, generous, selfish, unattractive, beautiful and driven.").
>
> Directing a night shoot in New York for one of her movies, her
> perfectionism resulted in the production running a few hours behind
> schedule. Just before one take, she noticed more light than usual.
>
> "Where the is that light coming from," she screamed. "It's
> 5.30am," a hesitant crew member responded. "I think it's the sun."
>
> "Well, do something about it," she replied.
>
> Political
>
> These days it is politics, rather than dressing-room requirements,
> which tends to be her focus. A lifelong Democrat, she has remained
> vocal in her political stance. She abhors George Bush and often
> expresses her horror of military action in Iraq under the heading
> 'statements' on her website.
>
> Due to her outspoken liberal views and support for Israel, Streisand
> is scared of being assassinated.
>
> In his biography, Anderson features a scene from the time of the
> Six-Day War in 1967 when, the author claims, Streisand weaved around
> the stage during a concert in New York to make herself a more
> difficult target for potential snipers.
>
> Forty years on, security specifications for her latest tour suggest
> she is just as twitchy. Venue administrators for all her UK tour dates
> have been told that metal detectors must be manned throughout the day
> of the show and during the performance, and police dogs must sweep the
> auditorium before her sound check.
>
> None of these idiosyncrasies appear to deter the singer's fans.
> Streisand was the second most successful live act in the US last year,
> making more than
 
I find that hard to believe. She has taken a crap at my house many
times and never once did she ask for rose petals.
 
On 20-Jul-2007, smacked up and reeling, Aldo of Pignotti
<aldopignotti@yahoo.com> blindly formulated
the following incoherence:

> I find that hard to believe. She has taken a crap at my house many
> times and never once did she ask for rose petals.


Hevent you heard? She makes her own rose petals.
--
"The accused will now make a bogus statement."
James Joyce
 
Aldo of Pignotti <aldopignotti@yahoo.com> wrote:

>I find that hard to believe. She has taken a crap at my house many
>times and never once did she ask for rose petals.


That's because when she visits private homes her policy is strictly
BYORP.
 
Tales from the Bizarre <bizarroworld@talesfromthebiza.rre> wrote:

>http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showb...h+about+life+with+Barbra+Streisand/article.do
>
>The bizarre truth about life with Barbra Streisand
>
>Peach-coloured toilet roll to match her complexion, and rose petals in
>the toilet bowl. One hundred-and-twenty designer bathroom towels also
>in peach. Ten highly specified designer floor lamps.


What is it with celebrities and toilets???

Madonna wants a new toilet seat everywhere she goes. Cruise demands
they rip out the whole toilet and install a new one for him. Streisand
has to have rose petals before she'll park her cheeks.

It's like something straight out of Freud.
 
I am suspicious of two sorts of celebrity. The one who throws tantrums,
and the sort who make exotic demands. In either case, what it says to me
is, I do not really believe I deserve all this and so must demand ever
more indulgence to convince myself, or my audience.

Streisand's alleged stage fright is another case in point.


--
Doubting Timus
Ubi Dubium Ibi Libertas
http://tremonius.blogspot.com/
 
michael wrote:
> What is it with celebrities and toilets???


> It's like something straight out of Freud.



So to speak.
 
> I am suspicious of two sorts of celebrity. The one who throws
> tantrums, and the sort who make exotic demands. In either case, what
> it says to me is, I do not really believe I deserve all this and so
> must demand ever more indulgence to convince myself, or my audience.
>
> Streisand's alleged stage fright is another case in point.


This topic has been discussed here many times. If you seriously want to
know the reasoning behind such exotic demands, do a Google on this
newsgroup. It'll all make sense.
 
M.L. wrote:

>> Streisand's alleged stage fright is another case in point.

>
> This topic has been discussed here many times. If you seriously want to
> know the reasoning behind such exotic demands, do a Google on this
> newsgroup. It'll all make sense.


As if I have to depend on this newsgroup to know what to think. This is
hilarious. Also, there are many newsgroups in the batch.


--
Doubting Timus
Ubi Dubium Ibi Libertas
http://tremonius.blogspot.com/
 
This can't be true, it's impossible actually. Babs is a liberal and as
we know liberals aren't hypocrits, libs don't see people socially
beneath them so they treat everyone the same, from gardeners to
presidents, and they would never charge hundreds to thousands of
dollars for their concerts, nor would they make demands such as rose
pedals in the toilet or hundreds of peach towels, a true liberal would
live amongst the po folk. No way do I believe that liberal Babs
Streisand lives like this. This story has to of been made up by a
conservative republican. <sarcasm rant off>

I love stories like this, ya gotta love the limousine liberal,
preaching to everyone else yet failing to follow through with what
they preach.
 
If Babs can get those suckers to do all that plus the Hotel manager to
tickle and rub her feet until she falls asleep,and still
get 6 million dollars for a one hour performance.She deserves all she
gets out of the stupid bastards,That is what I call genius she sure
dosen't sell herself cheap does she ???.Good luck to her,more power to
Babs.
 
>> This topic has been discussed here many times. If you seriously want
>> to know the reasoning behind such exotic demands, do a Google on this
>> newsgroup. It'll all make sense.

>
> As if I have to depend on this newsgroup to know what to think. This
> is hilarious. Also, there are many newsgroups in the batch.


Sorry, I was referring to alt.gossip.celebrities. I didn't offer the
advice to tell you what to think. I was just saying that there is a
logical explanation for such seemingly unusual demands in a contract,
and you can find it via Google if you're interested.
 
On Jul 19, 4:35 pm, Tales from the Bizarre
<bizarrowo...@talesfromthebiza.rre> wrote:
> http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/article-23404951-details/The+bi...


> Peach-coloured toilet roll to match her complexion, and rose petals in
> the toilet bowl.


I find Streisand to be unimaginably irritating, but I simply can't
believe that this part is true. That sounds like something you'd
request if you were suffering from brain disease and thought you were
Caligula.
 
zaryzary2003@yahoo.com wrote in news:1185053062.766677.115770
@n60g2000hse.googlegroups.com:

> On Jul 19, 4:35 pm, Tales from the Bizarre
> <bizarrowo...@talesfromthebiza.rre> wrote:
>> http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/article-23404951-details/The+bi...

>
>> Peach-coloured toilet roll to match her complexion, and rose petals in
>> the toilet bowl.

>
> I find Streisand to be unimaginably irritating, but I simply can't
> believe that this part is true. That sounds like something you'd
> request if you were suffering from brain disease and thought you were
> Caligula.


What's your point?
 
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