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the title pretty much says it 4 itself. but what's the stupidest thing you've ever heard, said, seen, or done? i checked 2 see if one was like this already, but i didn't find anything, this should be interesting ;)

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Heard = Jesse McCartney Exists.. unfortianate eh?

Said = "Hi Mum. Your name is Mum!"

Seen = Jesse McCartney acting like a turkey on Rove Live.. That was so funny

Done = Danced to a country song. *shudders*

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eh, might as well post my own

 

heard- lp is breaking up because of Warner

said- i'm hungery, i wonder if the washer is done...

seen- dad having a tea party w/ my little sis'

done- skipped detention (bad idea...)

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HEARD-yes i have to agree with the whole LP breaking up.

SAID-"Mom i had 9 Coronas"....(LMAO!!!!)

SEEN-Seeing Mr.Feather dance (from Under Cover Brother)

DONE-Ripped my shirt off in public(see the spiders thread)

 

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oh... where do i begin!!!!

 

i've heard, seen, said, and done many stupid stupid things... let me think about what is approiate, but good enough to put... *thinks*

 

Heard: Everyone at school was getting a drug test after National Smoke Day

Said: FUCKER DUCKER (wins)... i meant to say Fuck a Duck but it came out Fucker Ducker

Seen: my friend... high... very high and at school! that was just wow. it blew me away

Done: wow... everything.. um i'd have to say walking up the schools resource officer (Cruz) and well acting drunk, high, and hitting on him all at the same time. yea... stupid!

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Too much to say... i'm on the belief that 85% of the world is stupid.....

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well one time when i was at my friends, i did something to my ankle and i yelled, "oowww! it popped out of my circuit!!!" ...yeah i dunno i guess thats stupid lol. and that same day, we were drinking pop or something, and there was some pop on the her lid and she started to blow on it and started laughing and said "haha! i meant to suck but i blew!" and i just started cracking up, and she didnt get it at first, lol. but yeah ok...those are some things ive said/heard...:)

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hmmm...where do i start..oh yeah once when i was watching uv been framed (love that)

i asked: how much freepost would cost, my mum just kinda looked at me funny

seen: ummm..probably my dad, we were walking, he walked straight through this puddle of ice, and didnt have the grace to fall quickly, he did a kinda wobbly-dance-trying-to-stay-standing-up kinda thing, then he fell flat on his face....

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oh! i have another one, ok i was with my friend ashley and her friend um... whats her name... haylie! yeah, anyways, we were doing that thing were someone closes their eyes and teh other person guides them, well ashley was the one with her eyes closed, and we were both holding her hands, and neither of us were paying attention to were she was going, i was looking around town and haylie was looking at her cellphone, and then right as i looked over at ashley, WAM, she walked straight into a stop sign! her nose flattened and it left a bump on her forehead. lmao, it was so funny...........hah, im just telling funny stories...but i guess theyre stupid things they did lol. :)

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Mine would be:

 

Heard - The world was going to end in 2000 and that we were either going to get hit by a huge meteora and die... or aliens will take over the world and kill us all ^.^ *Yeah, I sorta believed the meteora thing as well lol*.

 

Said - I've said a lot of stupid things! The most recent one that I can remember was when my friends were buying these pirate dvds in this shop, and I stupidely said "Eh?! do they even work???" and the keeper heard and said jokingly that I'm a bit cheeky and of course they work. He ended up giving us 1 free dvd anyway so it's all good ^.^

 

Seen - Don't know lol.

 

Done - Umm, I called the police when I was really young to test if the number worked. And when I did this multi coloured hair colour dying to raise money for a charity =)

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lmao...i remember that meteora one...and that the computers would all crash...yeah i believed that at the time aswell...lol

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Wow, that's a hard one to answer... well

 

Heard- My friend (is a boy) say- "I am a woman!"

Said- Eww!! Go wash off your pizza before you eat that!

Seen- My friend walk around the mall totally not noticing that her hair was just a fuzz ball (WTF happened there- I don't know)

Done- I'd tell you, but you don't want to know (and I don't intend to tell you).

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Heard: "Hello my name is mr tie my shoe...I really like to tie my shoe..would you like to tie my shoe" <-----Some guy in school kept singing it

Said: Theres seriously a clown behind me

Seen: A guy thinking popcorn was falling from the sky and trying to catch them in his mouth

Done: Dunked a baby chicken in oil when I was 3...it died.

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Woah, this is some funny shit.... (I came across it in a search). I know I posted in it, but I never read em' all.

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heard- a cd full of furby songs!! just thinking about it makes my ears die a slow death

 

said- lol too many things, i should know better when to shut up

 

seen- planet earth

 

done- jump in a pool whilst i couldnt swim yet, so yeah nearly drowning myself :p

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heard there was a man that got caught fucking his dog in his backyard

 

Heard that 2.but wasnt that tha next door neighborz caught fuckin tha neighborz dog???wasnt tha dog a Rottweiler.

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lmao...i remember that meteora one...and that the computers would all crash...yeah i believed that at the time aswell...lol

 

Actually, it was possible that a whole bunch of the computers would crash cuz they couldent comprehend the change to 2000 and that they might go to 0 and screw up, or something like that. They fixed any complications way beforehand tho. :thumbsup:

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Lmao! ooooooo funny stuff.

 

Ummmm i guess seen would be i saw a flying mirror. Me and my dad were walking back to my house and we both saw this mirror actually flying through the sky lol...it was wierd.

 

Done : me and my mate were drunk at this music concert thingy and were in the crowd pretty near the front when we decided to go and get something...i dont remember what lol. and it was dark so we couldnt really see where we were going. Then as we made our way out a woman started trying to stop us and we were like get off and carried on walking. She had been trying to tell us that her bag was on the floor and we fell over it and ended up me lying on the grass with aimee sat on my lap and a huge section of the crowd laughing at us lol.

 

Said : i was high on morphine when i came round from my back operation in january and i was in a dark room to keep me calm. there was a red light on the end of my finger which was a clip measuring the oxygen in my blood. Because i was in a dark room it seemed to glow really bright and the first thing i did when i came round was hold up the finger with the light on and say "ET phone home"

lol in hosp i also was really bored in the middle of the night and had an electric bed which rose up when you pressed a button so i decided to see how high it could go. When it got to the top (it was pretty high, sat up my head was nearing the ceiling) and it started to wobble dangerously as if it was about to fall over...i panicked and tried to lower it but it was stuck lol. I was up there for about 10 mins...it was too high to get down (spesh seeing as i had only leared to walk with the support of two nurses the day before) and my calling the nurse button was on the floor lol. but eventually it worked again and i got it down lol.

 

Yeah i heared that a meteor was heading for earth aswell.

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The stupidest thing Ive seen, is when I was on the city bus going to school in the middle of winter (it was freezing cold outside), and I swear, I saw some person walking down the street with a canoe. It was the strangest thing..

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