Take advantage of the surge of religion around the world

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Raymond

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Take advantage of the surge of religion around the world.
Get in on the available riches Create your own prayer cloth and learn
how to do miracles. And, be tax exempt while getting filthy rich. If
people like Pat Robertson and others can do it, so can you. Pat
Robertson, who was always claiming that he saw God, actually finally
did. So can you.

CREATE YOUR OWN RELIGION
IN TEN EASY STEPS!
- or -
All Hail The Great God Lardicus

What's the point of living if you can't create your own God? Aside
from my delusions of grandeur (and how much grander can they get than
God-creation?) the main reason I'm doing this is so that I can have a
God I can use without offending anyone while I'm writing here on
www.aPath.org . And it's fun.

While I originally wrote this for the above reason, it turned out to
be a bit more comprehensive and insightful that I had anticipated. I
hope you find it enjoyable and perhaps even educational on a variety
of levels. I have tried not to offend anyone specifically. More sort
of a general offend-everybody-equally kind of thing. Let's get
started!

A properly created religion can give you personal control influence
guidance over the wallets minds hearts of those who feel that being a
Free-Thinking Individual is way too much work.

Here we provide you with our simple format to take you through the
basic steps, from creating your own Gods and Goddesses to creating a
simple yet ambiguous framework for your followers to try to conform
to.

With our humble guidance, you'll be able to start up your own cult
sect denominiation religion in no time and have all the power money
control faith you need to get you through this mortal coil.

Here's how simple God-creation can be:
Your thoughts are welcome. Join the Discussion.
Let us prey.
SEE:
http://www.apath.org/creating_religion.html
 
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