Take me away!!!! But not there....

[Ahhlee]

Take me:

- to a wine tasting event

- to a rally for a good cause

- bowling

- to an amusement park

- for a walk around the lake

- to a *** store!

- to a football game

- to the movies

- on a drive to look at Christmas lights

- to a haunted house!

- to a casino

- dancing

- to have coffee at a sidewalk restaurant where we can people watch and make up stories about them

Don't take me:

- to the circus

- to a bluegrass festival

- to listen to a televangelist

- anywhere that sells furs or diamonds

- to any concert by John Mayer, Jack Johnson, Dave Matthews Band or any of those other idiots who play a similar brand of **** rock

- to a NASCAR race (sorry eddo!)

- camping in a tent

- hunting

- to a stuffy social gathering with a bunch of pretentious snobs

- to any show by Jeff Dunham or Dane Cook

........

What would be on your list?

 

[eddo]

no NASCAR and no Jeff Dunham???

It's like I don't even know you anymore!

<crying face>

 

[RoyalOrleans]

Jeff Dunham is about as funny as train load of aborted fetuses.

 

[Ahhlee]

no NASCAR and no Jeff Dunham???

It's like I don't even know you anymore!

<crying face>

I'm sorry, eddo.

The only thing I'm good for is being nasty and breaking hearts.

Oh...and mething and whoring, of course.

 

[timesjoke]

I love to go just about anywhere, I can find something good in just about anywhere I go and just about any kind of music. Even rap is not so bad sometimes, I only have real issues with the stuff that has a lot of profanity in it.

I am more concerned with spending time with those I am with, the place we go is just the excuse to be with friends and loved ones.

 

[eddo]

Dos:

- a live improv show

- NASCAR

- a good non-vegatarian restaurant

- the movies

- Staples, Office Depot, or Office Max

- baseball game

- Alyssa Milano's house

- Tiffani Theissen's house

- Wal-Mart at 2am

- someplace somewhat quiet

- a good concert- although my musical tastes probably differ from mos here, lol.

- a long drive- but I get to drive.

- hockey game

Do nots:

- clothes shopping

- camping

- Jail

- slaughterhouse

- Rosie O'Donnell's house

 

[Ahhlee]

I love to go just about anywhere, I can find something good in just about anywhere I go and just about any kind of music. Even rap is not so bad sometimes, I only have real issues with the stuff that has a lot of profanity in it.

I am more concerned with spending time with those I am with, the place we go is just the excuse to be with friends and loved ones.

I'd fukken go with someone I cared about if they asked me to join them in something on my "Don't" list. I'm not completely selfish and I wouldn't gripe either because I would want them to enjoy their time doing something THEY like.

***, it was a list of things you may or may not enjoy....not another excuse to brag about how awesome you think you are. Do you ever get tired of patting your own ****?

I'm so fukken stoned.

 

[hugo]

I only go to places where I can commit good deeds and acts of charity. I do not go anywhere where I myself find the activity innately enjoyable. It is only when I see the joy of others that I can be truly happy. I'm a saint.

I also have an enormous *****.

 

[RoyalOrleans]

I only go to places where I can commit good deeds and acts of charity. I do not go anywhere where I myself find the activity innately enjoyable. It is only when I see the joy of others that I can be truly happy. I'm a saint.
I also have an enormous *****.

Fukk, hugo!

I just blew coffee through my nose.

(No... it wasn't coffee grounds.)

 

[RoyalOrleans]

Take me:

You forgot to add: abortion clinic

 

[RoyalOrleans]

Take me...

• out to the ballgame
   
  to the pub for beer and a burger
   
  to the Atlanta Symphony Orchestra
   
  to any Blues or Jazz club
   
  to a busy mall or airport to people watch
   
  to an outdoor concert
   
  hiking or cycling in the Blue Ridge Mountains
   
  a museum
   
  to Barnes and Noble to read magazines without paying for them(!)

Don't take me....

• to a NASCAR event
   
  to a department store, like Target, with no intention of scouring the clearance racks.
   
  to a protestant church
   
  to an environmental summit
   
  to a meeting of the minds, because the minds are full of ****.
   
  to the Outback Steakhouse.
   
  to a restaurant with napkin dispensers
   
  to Chuckie Cheeze.
  

 

[hugo]

If I ever stooped to doing innately enjoyable activities:

Take me ,,,,,,

out to the ballgame

to the pub for beer and a burger

a museum

to Barnes and Noble to read books without paying for them(!)

to the Frio River in the Texas Hill Country.

La Salsas Mexican Restaurant, food is mediocre (I usually just drink there), the people are great and the margaritas are good and cheap.

 

[Hack]

take me

walking after midnight with a full moon and enough darkness to see all the stars.

canoing on a still lake with the sun high in the sky

fishing on the ocean

walking high reaches

any hockey game, preferably a Canucks one

exploring an old cemetary

fruit picking

Tim Hortons for coffee and talk

the Casino for steak and eggs for breakfast

Jasper or Banff

walking in a dense fog

a pet store that has puppies and birds

anywhere there is good live music

art gallery

pottery painting.

a tour of Bushmills distillery, or the Gran Marnier plant

---------------------------------------------------------

don't take me

for granted

seriously

for a fool

lightly

ohhhh... places...

anywhere too crowded with obnoxious people.

a parade

WalMart

a parade of people of WalMart

to watch curling

meh... there are more, I am sure

 

[Ahhlee]

You forgot to add: abortion clinic

I did! Thanks for catching that oversight.

After reading your list, I also forgot symphony, museum and book store as well!

When I went to Madison last winter, my friends and I walked downtown among the old "mom and pop" stores (love them!) and we stumbled upon the coolest shop that sold used, vintage books. It was huge and even smelled a bit musty, but I didn't mind! I was in Heaven.

I like going to antique stores with friends, too. It's not that I'm a collector, but I just enjoy commenting on peculiar items and imagining what life was like "back in the day" when the they were actually being used. It's kind of like wandering through a story book! And I do love stories.

 

[wez]

Take me..

Campin' in a tent

Up the North Shore of Lake Superior from Duluth to Canada

Hikin' in the woods

On a two week road trip with no plans other than a general direction of North/South/East/West

Fishin' for walleye on Mille Lacs lake.. preferably ice

To the mountains

To the ocean

Back in time so I can go to a beloved North Stars game and care about hockey again.

To the Oaks mall in Gainesville Florida on May 4th 2010, at 9:30 AM to watch RO call TJ a c nt in front of *** and everyone before they fight to the death as per TJ's kill or be killed rule..

Anywhere I ain't been or anything I ain't done.. I'll try anything once..

Don't take me..

To church

 

[eddo]

Don't take me....

• to a NASCAR event
  

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[RoyalOrleans]

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[Hack]

oh and definitely take me to a 'taste of the city'

****, I like to try new foods.

but don't take me on a plastics factory tour.

 

[timesjoke]

I'd fukken go with someone I cared about if they asked me to join them in something on my "Don't" list. I'm not completely selfish and I wouldn't gripe either because I would want them to enjoy their time doing something THEY like.
***, it was a list of things you may or may not enjoy....not another excuse to brag about how awesome you think you are. Do you ever get tired of patting your own ****?

I'm so fukken stoned.

Well as usual your trying to make my post something it was not, I was just saying I don't really concern myself with things like that, to me the people I am with and spending time with is what is important to me. I rarely even watch television if it is not a college football game.

I was not taking a shot at you, just offering my own likes, why is it I can't say what I find as good/fun without you or someone else trying to twist that into an attack on you in some way?