Thanksgiving Puns

[Tim Bruening]

nemo wrote:


> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message


> news:419EFF83.EA54EB1D@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


> >


> >


> > nemo wrote:


> >


> > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message


> > > news:41265CE7.4140E97A@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


> > > >


> > > >


> > > > Tim Bruening wrote:


> > > >


> > > > > mike wheeEler wrote:


> > > > >


> > > > > > In article <3FB4193B.977C1CCE@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>,


> > > > > > tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us, Tim Bruening was looking at the


> world


> > > oddly when:


> > > > > > >


> > > > > > >Eden: A home on the Internet.


> > > > > > >


> > > > > > Purgetory: grid rid of those british polly ticks from your


> hardrive..


> > > > >


> > > > > Lucifer: Hair of the Devil.


> > > >


> > > > Helmet: Hat of the Devil


> > >


> > > Lucifer: Secret code you have to punch in to get the lavatory door to


> open.


> >


> > Aquifer: Watery hair.


> >


> > Cipher: Coded hair.


> >


> > Conifer: Hairy tree.


>


> Cipher on a conifer: Bark Code!

Staffer: Hair on a long stick.

Staffer: A hairy employee.

 

[nemo]

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

news:49260341.AA107F13@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


>


>


> nemo wrote:


>


> > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message


> > news:419EFF83.EA54EB1D@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


> > >


> > >


> > > nemo wrote:


> > >


> > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message


> > > > news:41265CE7.4140E97A@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


> > > > >


> > > > >


> > > > > Tim Bruening wrote:


> > > > >


> > > > > > mike wheeEler wrote:


> > > > > >


> > > > > > > In article <3FB4193B.977C1CCE@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>,


> > > > > > > tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us, Tim Bruening was looking at the


> > world


> > > > oddly when:


> > > > > > > >


> > > > > > > >Eden: A home on the Internet.


> > > > > > > >


> > > > > > > Purgetory: grid rid of those british polly ticks from your


> > hardrive..


> > > > > >


> > > > > > Lucifer: Hair of the Devil.


> > > > >


> > > > > Helmet: Hat of the Devil


> > > >


> > > > Lucifer: Secret code you have to punch in to get the lavatory door

to


> > open.


> > >


> > > Aquifer: Watery hair.


> > >


> > > Cipher: Coded hair.


> > >


> > > Conifer: Hairy tree.


> >


> > Cipher on a conifer: Bark Code!


>


> Staffer: Hair on a long stick.


>


> Staffer: A hairy employee.

I've been one of those since around 1972. I'm not an employee now of course

but I'm just as hairy except on top, but the hair is a different colour now,

especially in freezing weather. Silver threads among the Cold!.