THE 200-a-day ****** girl

[Usiel]

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/article5651.ece

RETTY Sarah Carmen is a 200-a-day ****** girl who gets good, good, GOOD vibrations from almost anything.The rumble of a train on the tracks, the purr of a hairdryer, the rhythmic drone of a photo-copier are all enough to make her go oh oh oh, ahhhhh.

 

[woodyloveslinkin]

Wow, that's quite a feat to achieve. Now I'm jealous. Haha.

 

[DarknessLover]

That must suck? I dunno, it seems like it ruins her ***

 

[FM2005]

You know how crazy that would be? Your sitting next to a girl on the train then she just starts to spaz..haha funny

 

[MrsBennington-Delson]

wtfh?????

geez that be like all day long *******?

isnt that girl exhaustet in some way?

 

[Linkin_lp_park]

Lol I read about this a long time ago, yeh it´s pretty sick XD driving a car + having an ****** wouldn´t be the best combination

 

[Tomer]

hmmm.. I would mind having a girl like that haha.

 

[FireHawk]

I wish I could see it...I would also probably try to **** her to...

 

[LP_Soldier]

Wow, that would suck. A lot. I can't even begin to imagine having 200 ******* a day. Some say she's lucky, but...I certainly wouldn't want that to happen. *shudder* It would be too awkward.

 

[Tomer]

hehe...... must be funny... like at a job interview

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[untitled]

lol yeh i read this must be pretty annoying

 

[Ravynlee]

They say a sneeze physically equates to an ******, so everytime you sneeze you are essentially and in a physical sense 'orgasming' - so some of us around spring should be happy little bunnies Well aside from the other associated symptoms of course...

As for orgasming so much in a day, well I think it would be rather awkward but have it's benefits. You could see someone you like across a crowded room and have an ****** and later you've got bragging rights 'He made me __' and the best part is you're not lying. Arguably you'd pass a lie detector test Would make traffic jams entertaining, long bus trips likewise, even standing in que at Centrelink (or Government related) office with the vibrations of passing traffic and stuff... has more ups than downs I reckon, best of luck to her...

 

[Acezorz]

hehe...... must be funny... like at a job interview
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haha, that made me lol :rofl:

I can see good and bad points of having 200 a day lol.

 

[HaziLPTonz]

wow

how amazing

dunno if id want that to ever happen to me...

 

[Usiel]

haha, that made me lol :rofl:
I can see good and bad points of having 200 a day lol.

yeah, quite surprising... think at a funeral. Everybody is in silence and then, suddenly, you can hear: ""arr oooohhh yerr ohh yeah". I think the own dead would become *****.

Not, seriously now. I think it is a hard disease. Not so cool.

 

[azemkamikaze03]

**** try being a guy...i get a bonergasm if i look at a hotdog the wrong way

 

[FireHawk]

Azk...that could be takin wrong...

 

[azemkamikaze03]

well i mean dog in bun

 

[FireHawk]

I know you want to stick it in your *** but please don't ****** at the table...