The BIG joke thread

[NLstyle]

ill start of.

What's the best part of having *** with twenty seven years?
that there are twenty of them.

post your jokes here.

When you post a joke, post the answer in spoiler tags. [noparse]

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E.G.


What did the chicken cross the road?

 

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Why not?

 


-duke

 

[Steve]

You?

 

[TehByte]

Apparently, from space, pakistan looks like a bowl of cocopops.

 

[Tyler]

Added a rule in the Opening Post

 

[NLstyle]

awesome dude! thnx! ♥

"That wife of mine is a liar," said the angry husband to a sympathetic pal seated next to him in the bar.
"How do you know?" the friend asked."She didn't come home last night and when I asked her where

she'd been,she said she had spent the night with her sister,Shirley."

"So?"

"So she's a liar. I spent the night with Shirley."