The CoB - Church of Bourdon Thread!

Pheonix791989

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uhh that pic is seriously disturbing -_-T sorry i havent been around here in a while school and my grandma have been keeping me busy. to make up for it, when im aloud on next weekend i will post some more rob pics
 

Black_Angel

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I'M BACK! :D

I'm really tired at the mo so I'll be on here in the morning to tell you all bout my holiday *grins*.. anyway toodles for now :)

 

meteora500

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Yay! Welcome back! hope you had fun! you havent missed much here, well except for ice cream sundaes...but other than that nothing really exciting has happened. Its really slow around here at the moment...which makes me kinda sad. But its all good...anyway, cant wait to hear all about your vacation
 

Black_Angel

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It is very quiet round here isn't it :( Well here I go, heres all you need to know about my trip to Holland :p

Well I survived the boat ride there... it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. We then drove to the campsite (which was a stupid happy camp called Eurocamp). We were staying in a caravan, much to my dissaproval, cuz I'm too spoilt to live in a caravan for a week :p .

Well after we got there my brother and his friends wanted to visit the camp's theme park.. so we did, and then we went to a water park. Pretty boring day.

The next day was also boring :p Apart from we went into the village and looked at the shops and bought cake :D

We went to Amsterdam on Wednesday, which was pretty good, apart from it was really confusing and we couldn't find any of the main shops. It was good though, there are so many drug shops! Coming from a country where marijuana, cannabis and magic mushrooms are illegal it was an amusing experience for me. Its a shame my mum wouldn't buy a cannabis starter kit :( , she feared that she would get done at customs for attempting to smuggle illegal drugs into the country :p . We also went to Anne Franks house which was really interesting.

The next day we went to Amsterdam again with some friends of ours. Luckily we got to do a bit more as we found the shops that day. We went around some shops but didn't buy anything. Then we went to the flower market, where they also sold drugs. My mums friend bought a cannabis starter kit because she 'liked the plant'. I ripped off a cannabis leaf to take home as a souvenir but I lost it on the way home :( . Me and my friend got bored of looking at flowers so we went in this weird souvenir shop. The owner of the shop gave us a funny look, but I dismissed it to the fact that he wa probably racist and hated Engligh people :p . My fried tried on this Britney style wig and started dancing with it on and singing while I was ******* myself laughing. But then, uh oh, the shopkeepr came up to us in the middle of his routine and went "Are you English?", so we said "yes", and then he pointed to this tiny weeny sign above the wigs saying DO NOT TOUCH. "What does that say?".. "er.. do not touch?". We didn't even notice it, it was too small lol. Then he started ranting on going "I have to clean all this up (yeah, all that, we didn't even make a mess you loser), I don't come to your house and mess up all your things (dude, get over it)", then he asked us to leave :p

Well after that we went to Amsterdam's famous Red Light District (joy..). It wasn't that bad, there wern't many prostitutes there (probably all in service lol), but most of the ones that were there were ugly :p . There was also an endless amount of *** shops and cinemas. We also got halfway through this street before realising it was the gay street. When we were near the end of out visit to Amsterdam we realised this guy was following us. Thinking he was just going the same way as us we just ignored it, but he kept following us, and by this point we were getting really worried. We stopped at a shop and then he went the other way, stopping at each puddle to put his finger in it and wave it around a bit (weird I know). So we headed back to the station, but as we were about to go in the station he walked in front of us. We were scared, we thought he was a terrorist or something lol. We eventually lost him in the crowd.

The next day we went to this other town, to look at a cheese market! We just at alot of cheese and didn't do much else. We went to the water park again and played bingo :p

On Saturday we went to another town. We got the bus there and after we stopped at the station we went to make a toilet break. We were all ****** off cuz you have to pay 50 ******' cents to use a public toilet :mad: so me, my mum and my mums friend all decided to sneak into the toilets on one 50c coin (since it is stupid that they charge people for using the toilet.. when you gotta go, you gotta go :p ). Just as we were all about to squash through the turnstile this Dutch old woman popped up from behind this counter and started screaming at us in Dutch! We didn't know wtf she was saying, but we knew it was about not paying up. She was really screaming her *** of, looked like she was gonna have a heart attack. Eventually she switched to English and started screaming "One person, one person!!" repeatedly. My mum and her friend paid up but I couldn't be bothered going so I just stood outside watching her storm around her little office area, muttering to herself in Dutch. She kept giving me the evil eye, probably checking that I wasn't gonna try and sneak in :p . Well she was the highlight of my day, not much else happened.

The next day we just stayed in the park, went to the theme parks and water parks and didn't do much else. The next day we went back home on the boat and had a gruelling 6 hour car journey back up the country.

I thought that you all might like to know that I found not one, but TWO shops named the same as our beloved drummer boy! The first, was in a little village and it was called 'Robbies Friet' aka Robbies chip shop! I insisted upon eating there that night. The next however, was a very different sort of shop, it was called 'Rob's Erotic Clothing' and was located in the gay section of the Red Light District! This immediatly sparked thoughts of Rob in spandex :p

Overall views:

- They're obsessed with bikes! They're lethal! I lost count of how many times someone almost ran me over with one.

- Its stupid to charge people for using the toilet.

- Legalise marijuana! :p

- If I ever see another happy ******* frog I'm going to kill someone. (Eurocamp's mascot is a happy green frog and they insisted on plastering his face on everything. His name was Rick The Frog.)

Well thats my amazing holiday tale :p Its good to be back though, I missed this place *sniff* *Hugs everyone* :D

 

brokenangel

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okay...that was looooong, but funny!! i heart holland, so i enjoyed how you described it. i wish i was there to translate what the woman was yelling haha...that would've been fun. LMAO...rick the frog?! hahaha...wtf?! i dont know if it's just me or that vacation sounded like a TON of fun! :D atleast you got out of your own country for a few days.

Did you buy something at Rob's Erotic Clothing? lol...ship it to me! i didn't even know they have a 'gay street' at the red light district. man...that's actually kinda awesome..they respect everyone. cool.

peace

 

meteora500

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haha, it sounds like you had loads of fun! I would have liked to see the old lady spazzing out at you in the bathrooms...that would have been a pretty funny sight to see. And I had to laugh at that guy following you...he wiggled his finger in puddles??? haha...oh man that funny. Anyways its good that you enjoyed yourself...(unless you didnt...*shrugs*) Its good to have you back anyways.
 

dany

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does any of u guys have any idea what happened to Rav?

i haven't seen her around here for a long time

 

Black_Angel

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Yeah.. it was looong :p But yeah, I was bored so I decided to write down a full accout of my holiday lol.

I would have loved to go in Robs Erotic Clothing, but sadly I only got to gaze through the window- my parents wouldn't let me in :p

Anyway.. yeah I haven't seen Rav for a while.. hopefully she'll be back soon.

EDIT: Omg I can't believe I forgot to mention this... where we were stayig in Holland we had some ducks living outside. We each adopted one. I named mine Crispy.

 

meteora500

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Yeah I keep wondering where Rav has got to...Im missing her long rants...*cries*, I dunno, maybe shes just busy? or her computer is down? *shrugs*eh...who knows.

Hehe...ducks, I like ducks. hey...do you have any pics. of your trip by any chance?

 

Black_Angel

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Afraid not... my dad forgot to pack the camera :p

We'll have some more Rob pics now :D

http://www.offtopic.forum/data/MetaMirrorCache/5527966bf51bd7b7170a5c7b390e3d3c.jpg

Rob (and Chazzy) from Live 8 *NOTE: The forward Matix cap! *faints*

http://www.offtopic.forum/data/MetaMirrorCache/c01053ab98b0a53dff253acd230b4120.jpg

Another of Rob in Philly

http://www.offtopic.forum/data/MetaMirrorCache/cbf29a2aa82e21753542535036061f06.jpg

Only half of his face.. but hes still cute ^_^

http://www.offtopic.forum/data/MetaMirrorCache/ca5c30eaecdf2f2324881bd44aa43f69.jpg

Hehe

 

Pheonix791989

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guess what guys im back untill monday when i start school agian. I now have a duck to watch out for as a biology project lmao, i think i'll name him rob. if ne one else has ne ideas for name im glad to hear them. man this place looks deserter
 
It is deserted, because Rav has randomly dissapeared and you are busy! You guys are like the most active in this thread...less and less drool to clean *sigh*
 

Pheonix791989

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im sorry school is **** though. hey would you look at that 1,500 posts. it seems fitting that I made my 1000 th post on here and now im making my 1500 th. i really dont mean to be busy beu im now only aloud on the internet on the weekends and every other weekend im at my grandmothers house so I cant get on the computer meh-_- life is mean
 

meteora500

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Its good to hear from you again phi...school sucks...Im still on my summer holidays right now, but Im going back in, Umm...oh lord...Im going back in 4 days! NOOOO!!! *falls to knees dramatically* I dont wanna go back! *sighs*. huh...oh well I guess I'll cook something..I havent cooked for a while. *grabs chefs hat and walks into kitchen* *comes out an hour later with a cherry pie* eh...I dont even like pie...
 

brokenangel

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this is a good idea....moving it to the games section. it's not helping the site anyway, plus it kinda is a game/joke type of thing anyway. as long as Rav knows where it went...

anyway..all hail to the drummer! (that was it, right? :p )

 
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