The CoB - Church of Bourdon Thread!

Chris

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Yeah, I thought I had something wrong..

you learn how to deal with it easier for when there are real crushes.
I bet Dr. Phil never said that. Maybe you should just go and speak to someone at school you like, ask his/her (depends what you are) number and do something! I never fantasized about Carmen Electra. Sure, when I was asleep but not actually making up stories or even making a whole religion about it.

look at all the chester and mike boppers that are out there. do you think they need to grow up? what about those who are crushing on fred durst?
Of course they need to grow up. Everyone who has a crush on a celebrity needs to grow up. Everyone who was just a little bit mad when Chester got a new girlfriend needs to grow up. Do you really think you can start an relationship with him? Nah.

besides Limp bizkit sux major ***
They sold more records than Linkin Park. Owned

I have nothing against you or whatsoever. I bet you're a cool person, but if you're going to put up some kind of religion for a bandmember you really need to watch Dr Phil.

 

Pheonix791989

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look its not a religion its just fun. its some place where a bunch of ppl have one thing in common. obviously you dont like what we're doing here, if so maybe you should just leave our fine establishment and leave us alone. I have a boyfriend, and as a matter of fact he thinks rob bourdon is an amazing drummer. I know that we have no chance at rob. everyone here is mature enough to know that ( I hope) but if you dont like it leave. I dont have a problem ripping in to you like tissue paper. so dont waste our valuable posting space by being negative. PM me or Rav and we'll deal with you that way.
 

Chris

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I thought there was an rule like : "its alright to disagree but you must respect what the other members have to say" and you dont have any problem ripping in my like tissue paper?

Way to go!

 

Ravynlee

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Thanks Sis! Hey there Len! *tackle hugs to both*

Aww sis, love the .giffs! Yes our tall lord would love them too - he'd better! XD But yes, I know it's addictive too!

Anyway I too have been playing around this evening and this is what I have to share at the moment. Hope y'all like! ;)

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0_0 *major droolage!!*

More later. Bet on it!

~Rav :D

 

Pheonix791989

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no i dont have a problem with tearing you to shreads. I respect you enough to warn you before you do something stupid. so I will ask you nicely, please leave if you dont have anything nice to say about this. you have been warned.
 

Pheonix791989

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wow, this place has been up for a whole year. thats a skery thought right there.i dont have any pictures to post or anything but I will try and dig up some old stuff
 

Chipmonk21177

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ur welcome! i luv sharing rare Rob stuff that i find with the CoB! *takes water bottle from Ravynlee* thnx for the water!! its all good. anyway i just wanted to say to Chris, i want u to know that i do respect ur opinions and everything but, this is a thread for us to hav fun and talk about Rob so if u dont like it leave. and for ur information, u may say that who ever from Limp Biskit is the best drummer, but the CoB thinks Rob is so deal with it! and i'll hav u know that i think Rob is an awesome drummer! also there is only a few ppl that like Limp Biskit and all those ppl are whack! to me Limp Biskit sux! so deal with that! and also most ppl perfer LP over Limp Biskit and if i had to choose out of all the drummers i'd say that the top 3 are: 1. John Dolmayan- System of a Down 2. Rob Bourdon- Linkin Park and 3. Pheonix791989 (lol). btw haven't u ever heard that saying "if u dont hav anything nice to say than dont say anything at all"? leave us here to obsess and drool in peace!
 

Ravynlee

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Hey Phi! *tackle hugs* Yep, a whole year worth of droolage, pics, droolage, and the occasional bucket of drool to add with it! >.< But yeah... wow, how time flies!

".......memories......" *snuffle* Sorry, I am the sentimental type :D

Yeah... we should celebrate somehow...? *scratched head for a moment* Nope, nothing exciting springs to mind. Oh well - maybe someone else can provide the perfect solution. I would say post more pics but... hehe... never need an excuse to do that do I?

 

Chris

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A few people. Lets say..err.. millions? And dont discuss with me about Limp Bizkit because I know more about them than you do. I wasnt actually trying be hostility but seems like it turned out like that. I bet you all are awesome, nice, cool, funky, and all that other ****. And of course i respect your opinions, but tearing in me like I was tissue paper? Come on. Feels like you're kinda offended.

Anyway. I'll just let you guys drool in peace. Dont forget to whipe it off when you go to sleep or you might sufficate in it.

*makes one of those ubercool-looking westside handflashes that makes you look cool*

 

Pheonix791989

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not really, lets have a party in honor of the lord and the occasional update of your story wouldnt be too bad either lol. im still trying to figure out where all my rob files have gone too.
 

Chipmonk21177

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i know i dont know a lot bout Limp Biskit and the reason for that is, that i dont like that band every much. listen sry for tearin at u it's just that when some1 disses something that i care bout, like my friends (CoB), then i get really defensive and lose my cool. i'm sure ur a cool person too, and like i said i'm sry for tryin to diss u. and yeah, we'll whipe off our mouths b4 we go to sleep, lol. again sry for freakin out on u.
 

dany

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A few people. Lets say..err.. millions? And dont discuss with me about Limp Bizkit because I know more about them than you do. I wasnt actually trying be hostility but seems like it turned out like that. I bet you all are awesome, nice, cool, funky, and all that other ****. And of course i respect your opinions, but tearing in me like I was tissue paper? Come on. Feels like you're kinda offended.
Anyway. I'll just let you guys drool in peace. Dont forget to whipe it off when you go to sleep or you might sufficate in it.

*makes one of those ubercool-looking westside handflashes that makes you look cool*
well,u have to know we all droll,i droll for chester and some of u here,for rob

so if he likes limp bizkit let him droll

i used to like limp bizkit too,but now not anymore....it's like they've really become old.....

 

Pheonix791989

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i hope to be around more. ive just been bust with other things and other stories on another website about a different hottie. but everything should work out like here:

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i know theyre old but i cant really find any new ones that you two havent found yet. hope these are good enough to get the celebrations started

 

Chipmonk21177

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ur right dany, Chris i accept the fact that u like Limp Biskit and i promise i wont diss them any more just for u! lol, and dany, wow ur like a peace maker! lol jk i just wanted to say that
 

Ravynlee

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Hey Mel! I love 'em! Especially that first one - reminds me of a little kid or something just pulling a stubborn face like he wants things done his own way on his own good time... sounds like Rob really, doesn't it? Haha. (didn't mean that Lord, dont strike me with lightening bolts for my blasphemy, ;) )

As for updates - as soon as I physically find the time you'll have your updates. Thanks for still showing an interest! I miss it too but... real life, kinda gets in the way sometimes, sucks I know but *shrugs* it's all good as He so says.

Anyways, would be great to see you round more but alas we CoBers know you're a busy gal. Everyone is, **** I haven't seen my janitors around for like months, have you?? A person could have drowned here with all this mess! Look at it!! XD Gross... but funny... funny-ish. ;)

*hugs*

~Rav

 

Yackiestinger

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I'm not starting any arguing or kind of discrimination,just askin..

I think Rob is jewish so maybe you could write it Sinagoge of Bourdon, cuz ,you know,church is catholic thingy

 

dany

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I'm not starting any arguing or kind of discrimination,just askin..
I think Rob is jewish so maybe you could write it Sinagoge of Bourdon, cuz ,you know,church is catholic thingy
yeah,u're right

rob is jewish and also brad.....nice idea....with the sinagogue he he he

 

meteora500

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Hey guys! Remember me?? oh man its been so long...I forgot about this place *hides*. Im sorry I havent been around here, but being back here in the COB makes me feel like home again...not to be all cheesy, but yeah...

it appears that theres some new COBers running around here too...Hi Im Hilary, Old member of the COB who has been un-loyal for a bit...but Im back! not sure if thats a good thing or a bad thing, but Im back...

 
I remmeber you!!! don't worry i've been off too, stupid school and its assessment, too much I say...heh so i cant really welcome you back seeing as i havent been a permanent residence. but WELCOME BACK!
 

crazy robster

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Hellooooooooooooooooo fellow CoBers!!!!!! Nice to meet you Hilary!!!!! Welcome back!!! I'm Joanna (or Jojo) a relatively new but faithful member of the Church and one of the most Robsessed LPF members along with my sista Ravyn of course!!! I hope to see you both around more often!!! Also, Phi, thank you for the lovely pickies!!!! Bless our Bourdie!!!!! *hugs*

Jojo :D

 

Chipmonk21177

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anyway, Ravynlee i was looking at some web sites and this is what i found:

Mike Shinoda- married to Anna

Chester Bennington- divorced (rumor has it, is currently dating Talinda)

Brad Delson- married to ?

Rob Bourdon- dating Susan (supposedly)

Phoenix- married to Lindsey

Mr. Hahn- dating Karen (supposedly)

there that's what i found, but i dont know if its all accurate. oh and i found some great pics of Rob and, call me blonde (i'm a brunette), but how do u post pics?? oh well, it's all good for now!

 

JammerG

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A few people. Lets say..err.. millions? And dont discuss with me about Limp Bizkit because I know more about them than you do. I wasnt actually trying be hostility but seems like it turned out like that. I bet you all are awesome, nice, cool, funky, and all that other ****. And of course i respect your opinions, but tearing in me like I was tissue paper? Come on. Feels like you're kinda offended.
Anyway. I'll just let you guys drool in peace. Dont forget to whipe it off when you go to sleep or you might sufficate in it.

*makes one of those ubercool-looking westside handflashes that makes you look cool*
Chris you are Mad (As in sic, kewl, supa funky) I am not a Rob Obsessor like the others here, but what this thread is for it to devote time to talking about the Hunky Rob Bourdon (HAIL TO THE DRUMMER) Me myself Like the guy off your sig especially when he sings CLOSER live... Hmmmm. anyway, let them drool, I clean up the pews and hand out the water.

They all know they will never be the significant other in any of the band members lives. This is their little way of dealing with it. Me, I relax, laugh and go with the flow. And as the tall one would say:"IT'S ALL GOOD!"

PS Chris: i am a 36 year old Linkin Park fan with 3 children, Who knows she will never have a chance with the hunky MR HAHN, OR SHINODA OR DELSON... but I do dream!!!

*Jammer s******s nastily and drags her mind out of the gutter Before walking into the Synogogue of Bourdon...

There she picks up the empties, restocks the water urns and picks up the wet towels off the pews. "You women really need to do something about the amount of drool and whatever else it is on these, because the laundry bill is yet to come in.." Jammer sighs wearily and puts a load of washing on...

She walks quietly up to the shrine and lights a drumstick shaped candle and has a quiet time talking to the divinity of "Rob" before letting out three "HAIL TO THE DRUMMER." CALLS AND RAISING HER LEFT HAND IN THE "ITS ALL GOOD!" HAND SIGN.

 

Ravynlee

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Guys!!! Hahaha - hey there!! *huge, big Bourdie bear hugs*

Aww, I'm feeling so sentimental here... gimmie a minute...

*clears throat*

Welcome back to the CoB all !!!

Hehehe

 

crazy robster

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Hey, nice to meet you too Ruth!!! I'm so happy when I meet Robsessed people!!! Take a look at my offerings in the CoB (pics and stuff) I hope you enjoy! See ya fellow Robsessor!!! ;)
 

Chris

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i know i dont know a lot bout Limp Biskit and the reason for that is' date=' that i dont like that band every much. listen sry for tearin at u it's just that when some1 disses something that i care bout, like my friends (CoB), then i get really defensive and lose my cool. i'm sure ur a cool person too, and like i said i'm sry for tryin to diss u. and yeah, we'll whipe off our mouths b4 we go to sleep, lol. again sry for freakin out on u.[/quote']
About the tearing part, it was aimed at that other person. But ohwell :p I know what you mean. If someone says that one of my friends should die id beat him to dead. lol

As long as everyone keeps in my mind that they cant marry Rob, Chester, Mike or whoever, you guys have my blessing. I'll even join the club. I'll just pass out candy.
 

Pheonix791989

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*wades through the mess* think maybe we should put the pictures up on a higher elevation? you know just so the water level dosent go up too high
 

Ravynlee

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bump up their post count? if i want to do that id post in every thread but i dont.
Seriously. A church of Brad? Sexy? BEST DRUMMER? Riiiiiight. Some people really need to listen to other music. He's just sexy because he's in the band. John Otto of Limp Bizkit is an better drummer than him. And it seriously is.

You guys really need to stop fantasizing about someone you cant reach. "Thinking of Brad is a workout"? COME OOON PEOPLE! I thought i was hopeless. GROW UUUUUP! FOR THE SAKE OF HUMANITYYYYY!!!

*dies*
*shakes head* Okay I know this is kinda late but it stirred something in me so I'm gonna let fly, too... um, for the sake of clarification, it's Rob, not Brad, (D'uh), and you obviously don't read a great deal around here either because as it turns out surprisingly what I have been listening to by way of other music lately is Nine Inch Nails With Teeth, just so you're informed. And, ask JammerG, I actually used to watch Dr Phil a while back (before discovering LPF, coincidentally) AND I am in therapy (for unrelated issues) and even my personal therapist doesn't have as many issues with it as you seem to. Basing a religion on Rob... as has been said, this is refered to as a religion because I didn't know what else to refer to it as (plus, when I originally came up with the CoB concept, I never imagined it would spill over into an actual gathering. It was just me fantasizing because I could, basically).

As for Rob being sexy because he's in the band, that definately helps and let's face it, it is a Linkin Park fan site, (D'uh, again), but I'vebeen through other band obsessions before, I think we all have on and off at some point (I was Trent Reznor's B**ch in high school, so's you know) and a mad Stone Gossard obsessor (or Pearl Jam fame for 12 years before discovering Jeff Buckley and after his untimely death *sob* Linkin Park) While no one's disputing Mr Otto's talented, talent like beauty is in the eye of the beholder as far as I'm concerned and so is people's tastes in music or rock idols for that matter. If you'd bothered to read my previous post you'd see I vehemently argue this teeny-bopper mentality of 'getting with' any band member (as if! *rolls eyes*), IT IS ALL FOR FUN and so while no one's getting hurt, why should it matter to you what we say or do here?

I agree with Chipmonk, that if you have nothing constructive to say or you simply don't agree with what we're doing/saying/posting here, don't visit, no one's forcing you to. If we frustrate you, avoid us, simple. I respect you're entitled to your opinion, but if you have nothing constructive to say, why say anything? Remember, it is better to be thought a fool and remain silent than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. (Thanks to The Simpsons for that philosophical quote) *grins*

We could continue this diatribe for ages yet but frankly I'm weary of it. It's all been said anyhoo... *sigh* So yeah... seeing as how you've all reached an admirably amicable agreement without me, I'll let it go at that. Opinions are like @$$holes; everyone's got one, not everyone shows 'em off (unless you're particularly fond of 'mooning' people like our dear Chazzy Chaz, apparently). But thanks for the heads-up on the whole wiping our faces before we go to bed at night save drowning in our own drool, I appreciate that sentiment. And so's you know, I've like dreamt of Rob once in 4 years, so there's no fear of me drowning in my drool. Ask JammerG who see's me on a daily occurance (as my poor housemate) I'm not as obsessed in RL as I appear to be here, (though, sometimes I wonder myself...)

*Whew!* Now, anway, I've gotten that off my chest... (c'mon, folks, you know I can't simply post small posts... I've tried! Honestly, I have!) Anyway, let's address a few other issues...

Jammer notified me regarding the Synagogue thing. To be honest I considered that from the very begining, (again, who'd have known this would have actually taken off to it's own thread!) knowing that both Brad and Rob are both Jewish, but apart from the fact I know very little about the Jewish faith (and for the sake of clarification, have no desire to convert just because my fav. band member is, sorry) and have issues with spelling the word *laughs* my biggest issue by far with the whole name change is this;

Abbreviate the Church of Bourdon and you get this: CoB.

Abbreviate Synagogue of Bourdon and you get this: SoB.

Now I don't know what connotations SoB brings to your minds, but to me it's the not-so-nice (son of a b**ch) or, conversely, *sob* as in crying. And lets face it we drool more than cry around here... (and ask our dear janitors, that's an excessive drooling problem, well, is on my part anyway *grins guiltily*) I know it's not a big issue, but seeing as how I don't have much of a life (gee, can you tell? *raises eyebrow cynically*) I refer to this 'organisation' (for want of a better word) a fair bit, and abbreviate it accordingly. Robbie's not a SoB! And he's not worth crying over, either (well, that depends) but... *shrugs*

I guess if we all come to the agreement, then it can be changed, either way it's all good. As far as I'm aware we have one or two Jewish folk amongst our ranks anyway, and while I was raised Anglican I adopted the Wiccan faith quite a number of years back, so I don't actually answer to the Christian doctrine anyway, but Church is so much easier to say than Synagogue... plus it rolled off the tongue better when you pronounce it...*laughs* Oh well, maybe we should just have a show of hands? Tell me what you'd prefer (and thanks to the wonders of Vash! We here love you Vash, you ever helpful soul you! *grins*) it will be altered accordingly if you so decree it. Not that Rob himself will ever see (but he knows now, doesn't he, Pheonix?!?) *grins uneasily* (I can see a lawsuit arising from this in the not-to-distant-future!) *laughs again*

Ah, it's all good!

And tell me, Chipmonk, did you get the picture posting issue sorted or do you still need help with that? PM me and I'll help if you like. Sweet!

Well, anyway, long enough post for now. Will go and catch my breath after this latest rant-session. BTW, someone has to tell me what's a Jewish priest called? A Rabii, isn't it? Will I become Rav the ranting Rabii from the Synagogue of Bourdon? (Hey, now you put it like that, is does have a nice ring to it, huh? *grins*) Like I said, let me know and we'll do that, sweet?

Take care peoples, yes, even you Chris, as much as you fired me up. But you're a NIN fan so I can't stay mad at you... afterall, you've obviously got taste, so, y'know... *grins* If you want to hand out candy so be it. As we all like to repeat ad nauseum around here, "It's all good!"

*Big bear hugs* and TTYL,

-Rav

 
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