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The Denial Twist
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*PROLOGUE*
*PROLOGUE*
Life in the Bourdon family had changed a lot since the divorce of the two main components of the break up, fought bitterly over who had what part of the divorce settlement and who else was the scheming little backstabbing female dog.
The scenario around them both had changed as the male figure, let's say, Figure A, moved away and relocated his hypocritical backside in another state but of the same country where the female counterpart of the divorce, Figure B, still lived in with her much hated partner Figure C. Figure B wasn't the one to hate Figure C but the offspring that she had produced with Figure A entirely, (without mentioning the affair and the dramas that followed with Figure A's best friend, Figure D) had argued time and time again that Figure C was a no-good snotty-nosed ******** that no one liked. But that's where they were wrong, Figure B liked him and had no problem with him.
The offspring that Figure B had produced with both Figure D and Figure A had good traits and bad traits. Let's take a look at the offspring just to show what the point is:
Viking Bourdon.
Also known as 'stupid dumb brother' and 'the son that never stood up for himself'. Also gets labelled as 'closet baby' by his siblings on regular occasions.
Smart. Sensible. But apparently not smart enough to know his true feelings show half the time, in which this characteristic got him in trouble a lot with his mother, Figure B, whose real name now can be disclosed as the audience is already intrigued to know her name, Ravyn. Has a partner. Is afraid of commitment, as his mother bluntly puts it whenever she can to sneak in blunt comments about her own offspring.
Viking was conceived in a closet, thus the name 'closet baby' and '*******'. No it's not cursing, it's a child conceived/born out of wedlock. Websters defines it well according to other family members that Viking usually gave them the proverbial rude finger and usually the room.
He was rather glad he wasn't living at home nowadays to relive such childish and dumb fights that went on during the days of forced stay at the internment camp his parents had labelled as a:
"Good home. You have a roof over your head and you have food served up on your plate three times a day. Other than those times, you get your greedy little fingers into the pantry and raid it until the rats have nothing to eat."
He could just hear his father saying that in his ear, like that was yesterday. He hated his father, Figure A, who can now be known as Rob.
Now the twins. Yes, Ravyn had to go through more agony about two or so years later, to give birth to two rats that consistently disobeyed her and when they grew up, treated herself like she was dumb enough to know what they were talking about half the time. Even if it was drawing on the walls with their crayons, going out behind her back or even drinking themselves stupid to the point of hospitalisation (Ravyn couldn't help but to admit that alcoholism ran in the family and she greatly admired that trait in her family for some odd and unexplainable reason). Both we born blonde, and their brains remained that way for the rest of their unexplainable life. The sheer fact that they got this far in life surprised her. Especially the oldest.
Sarah Bourdon.
Also known as '*****-child', 'dumbass', 'female dog' or 'Einstein'. (when used in a sarcastic manner, only, did this name apply).
Two words that her mother had described her daughter to her very face while in a heated argument, 'ego' 'driven'. Sarah knew if her mother was to write an autobiography, and she came to the chapter of mentioning Sarah, Sarah suspected her mother would re-write the serial killer profiling of Charles Manson and claim it was her oldest daughter and not the one of the prostitute killer himself. Or if Sarah was real lucky and just had a heated argument with her mother before writing that chapter, it wouldn't be the re-writing of Charles Manson that would occur, it would probably be that Sarah was somehow involved in the Bali Bombings and that her daughter had converted to Islam.
Sarah somewhat thought that idea would be rather ironic, seeing that her husband was Catholic and Sarah was....well, she didn't know to be honest, so she pretended to be Catholic for show and tell with his family. She lightly put it once:
"I know my religion, it's the screwed up kind, the drinking religion. Oh wait, it's not a religion, it's a disease I get from my mother, alcoholism and a bad temper. Everything my father lacks, why the **** did I inherit everything but my height from that bit-"
And then continued on to name calling and swearing. Yet, another public display of the disease she suffered from - PMS - Pure Menstrual Sarah. Which was rather ironic at this time of speaking, because she was currently heavily pregnant. Not with only just one child, not twins, (she dreaded anyone like herself to be part of a twin's set), not triplets, a whole four children she was carrying. The more she went on during her pregnancy, the more she argued with everyone who was in sight - even the poor mailman and the way he delivered the letters.
She lived away from home and had thanked her lucky stars many a times.
Since Sarah was a twin, she had to another sibling that was born at the same time. Well, technically, (and Sarah gloated about this) Sarah's nine minutes older than her twin sister, Melissa, who can be as dumb as Sarah when she doesn't even have to put her mind to it as times.
Melissa Bourdon.
More formally known as 'idiot' ,'Mel' and 'waste of space'.
There was a distinct feature that separated Mel from the rest of the family, she managed to cop more criticism from her siblings than she did from her own mother. That was a Guinness World Record when it took her that long to figure it out, which was a good 13 years. Her mother favoured Mel out of the twins and all the children to be quite honest. Mel didn't whinge or complain, or pick aimless fights with her as her twin sister consistently did with her mother, but sat on the sideline trying to figure out what piece of the puzzle that was on the coffee table goes where. A puzzle that Viking figured out how to do when he was 10. Mel wasn't the brightest of characters at time. But she was far better than what Ravyn had to put up with Sarah half the time.
Sarah had accused Mel of being dumb as the backside of a donkey, but that's when Melissa usually said:
"Hey at least when I was five, I didn't electrocute myself by sticking a knife in the toaster and I didn't need to be rushed to hospital and almost caused Mom to have a heart-attack because she was that worried that you would die on her. Now who's the complete idiot here outta us twins now?"
Mel had worried for Sarah's quads a lot. They were going to be related to her twin sister, and even that on its own was a worry for all the family.
And this is where the youngest one came in. 'The one that wasn't meant to be born in the first place if Mom had just shut her legs', in the eyes of her two sisters, who clearly thought they had an input to everything that their mother did and said. Boy, were they wrong.
Meaghan 'Fox' Bourdon.
Also known as 'Fox', 'spoilt little brat' (mostly that was Sarah's wording), and 'halfbreed'.
Don't get fooled, Rob is not her biological father, in which Meaghan is ever so thankful for it, and appreciates the fact that they aren't directly related. Well, him and being related to Sarah, directly, would cause major psychosis, she assumed by the way that they both carried on.
Meaghan's biological father is none other but, the remaining unidentified and anonymous Figure D, who ended up to be Rob's best friend at that time. She was quite happy with this turnout. That she didn't need to live with her biological mother or adopted-in father who was more like a spectator at times than anything, but she could live with the one person that now can be disclosed as her biological father - Chester. According to a number of 'lies' that had escaped the never-shutting mouth of her mother's, her mother had loved Chester before Rob and all that Meaghan is angry about, is the fact that Ravyn chose to stay with Rob and not go back to the plastic and hollywood glamour of Chester's multi-million mansions situated across the globe. But she was stuck in one house, with half-siblings that wish she would just go to **** and never come back, in one city for a number of years.
Meaghan had the habit of not abiding what the law says but what Chester says. And Chester says to that:
"Good on you, be more like me I say."
This was frowned upon by Ravyn's maternal instincts naturally but Chester wasn't a woman and he didn't know what it felt like to have a child stuck in his womb for nine months and have all his organs pushed up through his body, as though the organs were just ready to come straight out of his throat.
There are the children and if one soul has the guts to accuse that's the ending of it all, boy, they're in for a nasty surprise. There are four more souls to cover in this prologue that by reading it, could prevent a man-made disaster from occurring.
Ravyn Bourdon
Also known as 'Draiman' instead of the Bourdon surname, 'mother from ****', 'nasty two-faced cow' (as described to divorce lawyers) and the list just keeps on going.
At the age of sixteen, she was already pregnant with her first child, Viking, to a stranger named Rob Bourdon, whom she had only met a party. Did the right thing, got married and had more kids. And then did the wrong thing and had an affair with his best friend.
She got divorced from Rob sixteen or so years later after they got divorced. The reason:
"Jesus, I can get more emotional support from eating chocolate or popping bubble wrap than seeking it from Robert."
Has a reputation for being a bit nasty and grumpy, even towards her own children, and once accused Sarah sleeping with Chester with no evidence whatsoever. Heated arguments was a detox for her on a daily basis. Even if it was as little as telling her partner, Figure F, also more commonly know around the house as David, to stop leaving the toilet seat up. What she lacks in her stature, she surely makes up for it in her attitude.
Now having to what Ravyn clearly described as 'having an emotional bomb implode on you' as a relationship should bring someone down and into the depths of depression? Nope. She reacted the opposite. She's assured herself that her attitude at times is harder than the cement driveway that leads up to the house that David had bought her, just because 'he was bored and wanted something to do'.
There was another dictator in this household. The passive kind. The implosive type. Gandhi met Bin Laden leader. It was him, himself, David.
David Draiman.
Also known as 'peebrain' 'woman with cancer' and 'jerk', all by his partner's family.
David's biography is short due to the fact that he's already been described as much as feasible. 'Woman with Cancer' name came out of Sarah's mouth because that's what she seriously thought he was when she first saw him standing at the door, looking on, as her mother greeted her at the car that her and her partner had arrived in.
But David was firm in his actions and in his words. He knew what he wanted and when, and if he could get it, he would go all the way to get it to go his way. Sarah had reckoned that all Jewish people were like that, because of what 1932 had done to them and the dates leading to Germany's fall in the 20th Century. But Mel shook that doubt off and reminded her that her father wasn't like that at all and both David and him followed the same practice. Just their ethics towards treating families were different, that's all.
Another unknown soldier lingering in the trenches in this family, well, extended family, but he was family to the eyes of Ravyn, (and somehow not treated like family because he didn't cop any verbal bashings like his wife did) because he had severely knocked up her daughter four times with one stone.
Jack White
Also known as 'John Gillis', 'Gilly' (Ravyn kept that nickname to herself as reference to an Australian cricketer), 'White Striper' 'Raconteur Guy', and just plain old 'Jack'. Viking went the way and publicly introduced Jack to a friend of Viking's as 'Jack Black' on purpose to take the loony out of him.
Because of her daughter's new husband and the name of him, Ravyn almost called her own daughter Jill several times, due to the nursery rhyme she had sung to her daughters when they were little, Jack and Jill.
Jack was from a Polish background and like Sarah's mother's taste in men, Sarah had 'banged' a rock star. He was a devout Catholic and loved woodwork and carpentry. And was also very scared of Ravyn and getting on the wrong side of her. He had gotten on Sarah's bad side a heap of times, so much, that he stopped opening his ears to what Sarah had to ***** on about. They've already had pointless arguments over ranging from what will be the new kitten's name and then the children's name. She wanted Brena, but Jack kindly said that there were going to be three girls on the way so that she could go nuts on the name. Jack didn't know how he lived with her sometimes. That and the alcohol abuse she went through before she put the chickens in the oven.
Now Jack had a completely idea of fatherhood to what he had been told to and be bitched by Ravyn about Rob's ideals of fatherhood. Jack swore that man needed to go to a mental institute along with his ex-wife to go put into a straight jacket or something that'll keep them from fidgeting.
Now the last part. And the best advice to anybody about a man yet to be put forth so far. The first figure, Figure A.
Robert Bourdon.
Also known as 'Rob', 'ill-raised', 'victimiser' and the list just goes on and on. There's not enough pages nor the space on this word document to detail all the names that he's been called. Mainly from Ravyn.
The only thing that has to be pointed out in this prologue is this quote to describe Rob:
"On the first day, *** made the skies. On the second day, *** made the animals. On the third day, *** created man. On the fourth day, *** made the green grass, and on the fifth day, Rob came and ******* over the green green grass and the earth and dragged the rest of us down with him into the fires and pits of ****."
Amen.
The scenario around them both had changed as the male figure, let's say, Figure A, moved away and relocated his hypocritical backside in another state but of the same country where the female counterpart of the divorce, Figure B, still lived in with her much hated partner Figure C. Figure B wasn't the one to hate Figure C but the offspring that she had produced with Figure A entirely, (without mentioning the affair and the dramas that followed with Figure A's best friend, Figure D) had argued time and time again that Figure C was a no-good snotty-nosed ******** that no one liked. But that's where they were wrong, Figure B liked him and had no problem with him.
The offspring that Figure B had produced with both Figure D and Figure A had good traits and bad traits. Let's take a look at the offspring just to show what the point is:
Viking Bourdon.
Also known as 'stupid dumb brother' and 'the son that never stood up for himself'. Also gets labelled as 'closet baby' by his siblings on regular occasions.
Smart. Sensible. But apparently not smart enough to know his true feelings show half the time, in which this characteristic got him in trouble a lot with his mother, Figure B, whose real name now can be disclosed as the audience is already intrigued to know her name, Ravyn. Has a partner. Is afraid of commitment, as his mother bluntly puts it whenever she can to sneak in blunt comments about her own offspring.
Viking was conceived in a closet, thus the name 'closet baby' and '*******'. No it's not cursing, it's a child conceived/born out of wedlock. Websters defines it well according to other family members that Viking usually gave them the proverbial rude finger and usually the room.
He was rather glad he wasn't living at home nowadays to relive such childish and dumb fights that went on during the days of forced stay at the internment camp his parents had labelled as a:
"Good home. You have a roof over your head and you have food served up on your plate three times a day. Other than those times, you get your greedy little fingers into the pantry and raid it until the rats have nothing to eat."
He could just hear his father saying that in his ear, like that was yesterday. He hated his father, Figure A, who can now be known as Rob.
Now the twins. Yes, Ravyn had to go through more agony about two or so years later, to give birth to two rats that consistently disobeyed her and when they grew up, treated herself like she was dumb enough to know what they were talking about half the time. Even if it was drawing on the walls with their crayons, going out behind her back or even drinking themselves stupid to the point of hospitalisation (Ravyn couldn't help but to admit that alcoholism ran in the family and she greatly admired that trait in her family for some odd and unexplainable reason). Both we born blonde, and their brains remained that way for the rest of their unexplainable life. The sheer fact that they got this far in life surprised her. Especially the oldest.
Sarah Bourdon.
Also known as '*****-child', 'dumbass', 'female dog' or 'Einstein'. (when used in a sarcastic manner, only, did this name apply).
Two words that her mother had described her daughter to her very face while in a heated argument, 'ego' 'driven'. Sarah knew if her mother was to write an autobiography, and she came to the chapter of mentioning Sarah, Sarah suspected her mother would re-write the serial killer profiling of Charles Manson and claim it was her oldest daughter and not the one of the prostitute killer himself. Or if Sarah was real lucky and just had a heated argument with her mother before writing that chapter, it wouldn't be the re-writing of Charles Manson that would occur, it would probably be that Sarah was somehow involved in the Bali Bombings and that her daughter had converted to Islam.
Sarah somewhat thought that idea would be rather ironic, seeing that her husband was Catholic and Sarah was....well, she didn't know to be honest, so she pretended to be Catholic for show and tell with his family. She lightly put it once:
"I know my religion, it's the screwed up kind, the drinking religion. Oh wait, it's not a religion, it's a disease I get from my mother, alcoholism and a bad temper. Everything my father lacks, why the **** did I inherit everything but my height from that bit-"
And then continued on to name calling and swearing. Yet, another public display of the disease she suffered from - PMS - Pure Menstrual Sarah. Which was rather ironic at this time of speaking, because she was currently heavily pregnant. Not with only just one child, not twins, (she dreaded anyone like herself to be part of a twin's set), not triplets, a whole four children she was carrying. The more she went on during her pregnancy, the more she argued with everyone who was in sight - even the poor mailman and the way he delivered the letters.
She lived away from home and had thanked her lucky stars many a times.
Since Sarah was a twin, she had to another sibling that was born at the same time. Well, technically, (and Sarah gloated about this) Sarah's nine minutes older than her twin sister, Melissa, who can be as dumb as Sarah when she doesn't even have to put her mind to it as times.
Melissa Bourdon.
More formally known as 'idiot' ,'Mel' and 'waste of space'.
There was a distinct feature that separated Mel from the rest of the family, she managed to cop more criticism from her siblings than she did from her own mother. That was a Guinness World Record when it took her that long to figure it out, which was a good 13 years. Her mother favoured Mel out of the twins and all the children to be quite honest. Mel didn't whinge or complain, or pick aimless fights with her as her twin sister consistently did with her mother, but sat on the sideline trying to figure out what piece of the puzzle that was on the coffee table goes where. A puzzle that Viking figured out how to do when he was 10. Mel wasn't the brightest of characters at time. But she was far better than what Ravyn had to put up with Sarah half the time.
Sarah had accused Mel of being dumb as the backside of a donkey, but that's when Melissa usually said:
"Hey at least when I was five, I didn't electrocute myself by sticking a knife in the toaster and I didn't need to be rushed to hospital and almost caused Mom to have a heart-attack because she was that worried that you would die on her. Now who's the complete idiot here outta us twins now?"
Mel had worried for Sarah's quads a lot. They were going to be related to her twin sister, and even that on its own was a worry for all the family.
And this is where the youngest one came in. 'The one that wasn't meant to be born in the first place if Mom had just shut her legs', in the eyes of her two sisters, who clearly thought they had an input to everything that their mother did and said. Boy, were they wrong.
Meaghan 'Fox' Bourdon.
Also known as 'Fox', 'spoilt little brat' (mostly that was Sarah's wording), and 'halfbreed'.
Don't get fooled, Rob is not her biological father, in which Meaghan is ever so thankful for it, and appreciates the fact that they aren't directly related. Well, him and being related to Sarah, directly, would cause major psychosis, she assumed by the way that they both carried on.
Meaghan's biological father is none other but, the remaining unidentified and anonymous Figure D, who ended up to be Rob's best friend at that time. She was quite happy with this turnout. That she didn't need to live with her biological mother or adopted-in father who was more like a spectator at times than anything, but she could live with the one person that now can be disclosed as her biological father - Chester. According to a number of 'lies' that had escaped the never-shutting mouth of her mother's, her mother had loved Chester before Rob and all that Meaghan is angry about, is the fact that Ravyn chose to stay with Rob and not go back to the plastic and hollywood glamour of Chester's multi-million mansions situated across the globe. But she was stuck in one house, with half-siblings that wish she would just go to **** and never come back, in one city for a number of years.
Meaghan had the habit of not abiding what the law says but what Chester says. And Chester says to that:
"Good on you, be more like me I say."
This was frowned upon by Ravyn's maternal instincts naturally but Chester wasn't a woman and he didn't know what it felt like to have a child stuck in his womb for nine months and have all his organs pushed up through his body, as though the organs were just ready to come straight out of his throat.
There are the children and if one soul has the guts to accuse that's the ending of it all, boy, they're in for a nasty surprise. There are four more souls to cover in this prologue that by reading it, could prevent a man-made disaster from occurring.
Ravyn Bourdon
Also known as 'Draiman' instead of the Bourdon surname, 'mother from ****', 'nasty two-faced cow' (as described to divorce lawyers) and the list just keeps on going.
At the age of sixteen, she was already pregnant with her first child, Viking, to a stranger named Rob Bourdon, whom she had only met a party. Did the right thing, got married and had more kids. And then did the wrong thing and had an affair with his best friend.
She got divorced from Rob sixteen or so years later after they got divorced. The reason:
"Jesus, I can get more emotional support from eating chocolate or popping bubble wrap than seeking it from Robert."
Has a reputation for being a bit nasty and grumpy, even towards her own children, and once accused Sarah sleeping with Chester with no evidence whatsoever. Heated arguments was a detox for her on a daily basis. Even if it was as little as telling her partner, Figure F, also more commonly know around the house as David, to stop leaving the toilet seat up. What she lacks in her stature, she surely makes up for it in her attitude.
Now having to what Ravyn clearly described as 'having an emotional bomb implode on you' as a relationship should bring someone down and into the depths of depression? Nope. She reacted the opposite. She's assured herself that her attitude at times is harder than the cement driveway that leads up to the house that David had bought her, just because 'he was bored and wanted something to do'.
There was another dictator in this household. The passive kind. The implosive type. Gandhi met Bin Laden leader. It was him, himself, David.
David Draiman.
Also known as 'peebrain' 'woman with cancer' and 'jerk', all by his partner's family.
David's biography is short due to the fact that he's already been described as much as feasible. 'Woman with Cancer' name came out of Sarah's mouth because that's what she seriously thought he was when she first saw him standing at the door, looking on, as her mother greeted her at the car that her and her partner had arrived in.
But David was firm in his actions and in his words. He knew what he wanted and when, and if he could get it, he would go all the way to get it to go his way. Sarah had reckoned that all Jewish people were like that, because of what 1932 had done to them and the dates leading to Germany's fall in the 20th Century. But Mel shook that doubt off and reminded her that her father wasn't like that at all and both David and him followed the same practice. Just their ethics towards treating families were different, that's all.
Another unknown soldier lingering in the trenches in this family, well, extended family, but he was family to the eyes of Ravyn, (and somehow not treated like family because he didn't cop any verbal bashings like his wife did) because he had severely knocked up her daughter four times with one stone.
Jack White
Also known as 'John Gillis', 'Gilly' (Ravyn kept that nickname to herself as reference to an Australian cricketer), 'White Striper' 'Raconteur Guy', and just plain old 'Jack'. Viking went the way and publicly introduced Jack to a friend of Viking's as 'Jack Black' on purpose to take the loony out of him.
Because of her daughter's new husband and the name of him, Ravyn almost called her own daughter Jill several times, due to the nursery rhyme she had sung to her daughters when they were little, Jack and Jill.
Jack was from a Polish background and like Sarah's mother's taste in men, Sarah had 'banged' a rock star. He was a devout Catholic and loved woodwork and carpentry. And was also very scared of Ravyn and getting on the wrong side of her. He had gotten on Sarah's bad side a heap of times, so much, that he stopped opening his ears to what Sarah had to ***** on about. They've already had pointless arguments over ranging from what will be the new kitten's name and then the children's name. She wanted Brena, but Jack kindly said that there were going to be three girls on the way so that she could go nuts on the name. Jack didn't know how he lived with her sometimes. That and the alcohol abuse she went through before she put the chickens in the oven.
Now Jack had a completely idea of fatherhood to what he had been told to and be bitched by Ravyn about Rob's ideals of fatherhood. Jack swore that man needed to go to a mental institute along with his ex-wife to go put into a straight jacket or something that'll keep them from fidgeting.
Now the last part. And the best advice to anybody about a man yet to be put forth so far. The first figure, Figure A.
Robert Bourdon.
Also known as 'Rob', 'ill-raised', 'victimiser' and the list just goes on and on. There's not enough pages nor the space on this word document to detail all the names that he's been called. Mainly from Ravyn.
The only thing that has to be pointed out in this prologue is this quote to describe Rob:
"On the first day, *** made the skies. On the second day, *** made the animals. On the third day, *** created man. On the fourth day, *** made the green grass, and on the fifth day, Rob came and ******* over the green green grass and the earth and dragged the rest of us down with him into the fires and pits of ****."
Amen.
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*collapses...so tired...*
