The Fall of the Roman (Internet) Empire

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mimus

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There are moves afoot to globalise the way the web works, allowing

the creation of website addresses in languages like Chinese, Arabic and

Russian, rather than just the Roman alphabet.

Plans by Icann, the organisation which oversees internet addresses, had

been opposed by some who argued that it could create a splintering of

information and allow some repressive governments to exercise greater

levels of control over its citizens. However, the proposals passed and

the organisation plans to start liberalising web addresses in 2009 . . . .

<more:>

http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2008/dec/08/internet-usa

Search-engine design just became a little more complicated at base, with

WWW domain-names now going to be available in all alphabets, and *** only

knows what'll happen if the Chinese try to implement an ideographic WWW

domain-name system (wide characters indeed) . . . .

The same article also talks about the decentralization of the Net away

from the US, which is expectable and laudable and helps stabilize the Net

(there is no Internet, really, it's just all the networks on Earth

connected together).

And also claims that Sir Tim Berners-Lee invented the Internet, which puts

Al Gore in his place (and might be expected from a Brit paper) (TBL

invented the WWW/DNS system, allowing the use of domain-names, like

yalibnan.com, as opposed to "dotted-quad" IP addresses, like 127.0.0.1,

but which means any time you access a site by domain-name you're actually

doing two accesses, one to a name-server-- .com, .net, wotever-- to

translate the name into the IP address, and then to the server you want to

access).

--

tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

You want a job and a lizard to ride?

< _The Einstein Intersection_

 
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Tim Weaver

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mimus wrote:


> There are moves afoot to globalise the way the web works, allowing



> the creation of website addresses in languages like Chinese, Arabic and



> Russian, rather than just the Roman alphabet.



>



> Plans by Icann, the organisation which oversees internet addresses, had



> been opposed by some who argued that it could create a splintering of



> information and allow some repressive governments to exercise greater



> levels of control over its citizens. However, the proposals passed and



> the organisation plans to start liberalising web addresses in 2009 . . . .



>



> <more:>



>



>
http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2008/dec/08/internet-usa


>



>



> Search-engine design just became a little more complicated at base, with



> WWW domain-names now going to be available in all alphabets, and *** only



> knows what'll happen if the Chinese try to implement an ideographic WWW



> domain-name system (wide characters indeed) . . . .



>



> The same article also talks about the decentralization of the Net away



> from the US, which is expectable and laudable and helps stabilize the Net



> (there is no Internet, really, it's just all the networks on Earth



> connected together).


That's very clever.


> And also claims that Sir Tim Berners-Lee invented the Internet, which puts



> Al Gore in his place (and might be expected from a Brit paper) (TBL



> invented the WWW/DNS system, allowing the use of domain-names, like



> yalibnan.com, as opposed to "dotted-quad" IP addresses, like 127.0.0.1,



> but which means any time you access a site by domain-name you're actually



> doing two accesses, one to a name-server-- .com, .net, wotever-- to



> translate the name into the IP address, and then to the server you want to



> access).


If any funky characters get into a domain name, it'll just be duplicated by

a name using roman characters. Or we'll just use the dotted quad. Or just

not go to that site at all since it'll be in something specific for that

country, in which case it won't matter, anyway.

The whole thing is a ridiculous idea, anyway. It won't happen.

--

Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,

but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not

what I meant.

 
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Tim Weaver

Guest
ah wrote:


> mimus ??D:



>



>>



>> ?????????????y???I??@?????A????I?}????@?b??????H???A????B?M?X??A??



>> ??O???r???C



>>



>> ??Icann????E?A???????I?a?}?????A????????@?????A???i????y?????H???M????@



>> ??????F????????[?F???_??????????????????????C ?M??A?b



>> 2009?~????q??F?M????E??_???????I?a?}?K?C



>>



>> <???h:>



>>



>>
http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2008/dec/08/internet-usa


>>



>>



>> ?j??????????o?`??b???a?A??E??I???W??b?h?O?i?Q????b????r?????A?}?B?W??



>> u???D???F???\?A?p?G??I???N???r???E??I???W?t????????(??????r ??)?K?C



>>



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>> ?A?u???a?A it' s?b?@?_?Q??????a?y?W??????I?)?C



>>



>> ?}?B?? Sir Tim Berniers-Lee ????F????I?A?b?L???a?????J Al Gore



>> (?M?]??????p??) (TBL????FWWW/DNS?t



>> ??A????????W?A?Hyalibnan.com?A?O"???; ?[?quad"



>> IP?a?}?A?H127.0.0.1?A???O????Wyou'??????J?N???z?q?J???;



>> ?A???W???G?q?J?A?@??W?r?A???-- .com?A .net?A???\--



>> ?n½??W?r??IP?a?}?A??A????z?M?Z?Q?n??)?C



>



> ?p?G???????M???????M??k???v?A???u???D?z?C ??^?O?c?Z???K?C


Bonk you and your acrylic ****.

--

Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,

but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not

what I meant.

 
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mimus

Guest
On Sat, 20 Dec 2008 02:11:26 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:


> mimus wrote:



>



>> There are moves afoot to globalise the way the web works, allowing



>> the creation of website addresses in languages like Chinese, Arabic and



>> Russian, rather than just the Roman alphabet.



>>



>> Plans by Icann, the organisation which oversees internet addresses, had



>> been opposed by some who argued that it could create a splintering of



>> information and allow some repressive governments to exercise greater



>> levels of control over its citizens. However, the proposals passed and



>> the organisation plans to start liberalising web addresses in 2009 . . . .



>>



>> <more:>



>>



>>
http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2008/dec/08/internet-usa


>>



>>



>> Search-engine design just became a little more complicated at base, with



>> WWW domain-names now going to be available in all alphabets, and *** only



>> knows what'll happen if the Chinese try to implement an ideographic WWW



>> domain-name system (wide characters indeed) . . . .



>>



>> The same article also talks about the decentralization of the Net away



>> from the US, which is expectable and laudable and helps stabilize the Net



>> (there is no Internet, really, it's just all the networks on Earth



>> connected together).



>



> That's very clever.



>



>> And also claims that Sir Tim Berners-Lee invented the Internet, which puts



>> Al Gore in his place (and might be expected from a Brit paper) (TBL



>> invented the WWW/DNS system, allowing the use of domain-names, like



>> yalibnan.com, as opposed to "dotted-quad" IP addresses, like 127.0.0.1,



>> but which means any time you access a site by domain-name you're actually



>> doing two accesses, one to a name-server-- .com, .net, wotever-- to



>> translate the name into the IP address, and then to the server you want to



>> access).



>



> If any funky characters get into a domain name, it'll just be duplicated by



> a name using roman characters. Or we'll just use the dotted quad. Or just



> not go to that site at all since it'll be in something specific for that



> country, in which case it won't matter, anyway.



>



> The whole thing is a ridiculous idea, anyway. It won't happen.


ICANN's already approved it, Roman boy.

--

tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

"You are either insane or a fool."

"I am a sanitary inspector."

< _Maske: Thaery_

 
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ah

Guest
Tim Weaver wrote:


> ah wrote:



>



>> mimus ??D:



>>



>>>



>>> ?????????????y???I??@?????A????I?}????@?b??????H???A????B?M?X??A???



>>> ??O???r???C



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>>> ??????F????????[?F???_??????????????????????C ?M??A?b



>>> 2009?~????q??F?M????E??_???????I?a?}?K?C



>>>



>>> <???h:>



>>>



>>>
http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2008/dec/08/internet-usa


>>>



>>>



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>>> u???D???F???\?A?p?G??I???N???r???E??I???W?t????????(??????r ??)?K?C



>>>



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>>> ?A?u???a?A it' s?b?@?_?Q??????a?y?W??????I?)?C



>>>



>>> ?}?B?? Sir Tim Berniers-Lee ????F????I?A?b?L???a?????J Al Gore



>>> (?M?]??????p??) (TBL????FWWW/DNS?t



>>> ??A????????W?A?Hyalibnan.com?A?O"???; ?[?quad"



>>> IP?a?}?A?H127.0.0.1?A???O????Wyou'??????J?N???z?q?J???;



>>> ?A???W???G?q?J?A?@??W?r?A???-- .com?A .net?A???\--



>>> ?n½??W?r??IP?a?}?A??A????z?M?Z?Q?n??)?C



>>



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>



> Bonk you and your acrylic ****.


Fine. Be that way.

--

ah

 
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ah

Guest
mimus wrote:


> On Sat, 20 Dec 2008 02:11:26 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:



>



>> mimus wrote:



>>



>>> There are moves afoot to globalise the way the web works, allowing



>>> the creation of website addresses in languages like Chinese, Arabic and



>>> Russian, rather than just the Roman alphabet.



>>>



>>> Plans by Icann, the organisation which oversees internet addresses, had



>>> been opposed by some who argued that it could create a splintering of



>>> information and allow some repressive governments to exercise greater



>>> levels of control over its citizens. However, the proposals passed and



>>> the organisation plans to start liberalising web addresses in 2009 . . . .



>>>



>>> <more:>



>>>



>>>
http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2008/dec/08/internet-usa


>>>



>>>



>>> Search-engine design just became a little more complicated at base, with



>>> WWW domain-names now going to be available in all alphabets, and *** only



>>> knows what'll happen if the Chinese try to implement an ideographic WWW



>>> domain-name system (wide characters indeed) . . . .



>>>



>>> The same article also talks about the decentralization of the Net away



>>> from the US, which is expectable and laudable and helps stabilize the Net



>>> (there is no Internet, really, it's just all the networks on Earth



>>> connected together).



>>



>> That's very clever.



>>



>>> And also claims that Sir Tim Berners-Lee invented the Internet, which puts



>>> Al Gore in his place (and might be expected from a Brit paper) (TBL



>>> invented the WWW/DNS system, allowing the use of domain-names, like



>>> yalibnan.com, as opposed to "dotted-quad" IP addresses, like 127.0.0.1,



>>> but which means any time you access a site by domain-name you're actually



>>> doing two accesses, one to a name-server-- .com, .net, wotever-- to



>>> translate the name into the IP address, and then to the server you want to



>>> access).



>>



>> If any funky characters get into a domain name, it'll just be duplicated by



>> a name using roman characters. Or we'll just use the dotted quad. Or just



>> not go to that site at all since it'll be in something specific for that



>> country, in which case it won't matter, anyway.



>>



>> The whole thing is a ridiculous idea, anyway. It won't happen.



>



> ICANN's already approved it, Roman boy.


???????!

--

ah

 
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Tim Weaver

Guest
mimus wrote:


> On Sat, 20 Dec 2008 02:11:26 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:



>



>> mimus wrote:



>>



>>> There are moves afoot to globalise the way the web works, allowing



>>> the creation of website addresses in languages like Chinese, Arabic



>>> and Russian, rather than just the Roman alphabet.



>>>



>>> Plans by Icann, the organisation which oversees internet addresses,



>>> had been opposed by some who argued that it could create a splintering



>>> of information and allow some repressive governments to exercise



>>> greater levels of control over its citizens. However, the proposals



>>> passed and the organisation plans to start liberalising web addresses



>>> in 2009 . . . .



>>>



>>> <more:>



>>>



>>>
http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2008/dec/08/internet-usa


>>>



>>>



>>> Search-engine design just became a little more complicated at base,



>>> with WWW domain-names now going to be available in all alphabets, and



>>> *** only knows what'll happen if the Chinese try to implement an



>>> ideographic WWW domain-name system (wide characters indeed) . . . .



>>>



>>> The same article also talks about the decentralization of the Net away



>>> from the US, which is expectable and laudable and helps stabilize the



>>> Net (there is no Internet, really, it's just all the networks on Earth



>>> connected together).



>>



>> That's very clever.



>>



>>> And also claims that Sir Tim Berners-Lee invented the Internet, which



>>> puts Al Gore in his place (and might be expected from a Brit paper)



>>> (TBL invented the WWW/DNS system, allowing the use of domain-names,



>>> like yalibnan.com, as opposed to "dotted-quad" IP addresses, like



>>> 127.0.0.1, but which means any time you access a site by domain-name



>>> you're actually doing two accesses, one to a name-server-- .com, .net,



>>> wotever-- to translate the name into the IP address, and then to the



>>> server you want to access).



>>



>> If any funky characters get into a domain name, it'll just be



>> duplicated by a name using roman characters. Or we'll just use the



>> dotted quad. Or just not go to that site at all since it'll be in



>> something specific for that country, in which case it won't matter,



>> anyway.



>>



>> The whole thing is a ridiculous idea, anyway. It won't happen.



>



> ICANN's already approved it, Roman boy.


In that case, it sucks and I refuse to participate in this foolishness.

--

Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,

but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not

what I meant.

 
T

Tim Weaver

Guest
ah wrote:


> Tim Weaver wrote:



>> ah wrote:



>>



>>> mimus ??D:



>>>



>>>>



>>>>


?????????????y???I??@?????A????I?}????@?b??????H???A????B?M?X??A???


>>>> ??O???r???C



>>>>



>>>>


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>>>> ??????F????????[?F???_??????????????????????C ?M??A?b



>>>> 2009?~????q??F?M????E??_???????I?a?}?K?C



>>>>



>>>> <???h:>



>>>>



>>>>
http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2008/dec/08/internet-usa


>>>>



>>>>



>>>>


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>>>> u???D???F???\?A?p?G??I???N???r???E??I???W?t????????(??????r ??)?K?C



>>>>



>>>>


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>>>> ?A?u???a?A it' s?b?@?_?Q??????a?y?W??????I?)?C



>>>>



>>>> ?}?B?? Sir Tim Berniers-Lee ????F????I?A?b?L???a?????J Al Gore



>>>> (?M?]??????p??) (TBL????FWWW/DNS?t



>>>> ??A????????W?A?Hyalibnan.com?A?O"???; ?[?quad"



>>>> IP?a?}?A?H127.0.0.1?A???O????Wyou'??????J?N???z?q?J???;



>>>> ?A???W???G?q?J?A?@??W?r?A???-- .com?A .net?A???\--



>>>> ?n½??W?r??IP?a?}?A??A????z?M?Z?Q?n??)?C



>>>



>>> ?p?G???????M???????M??k???v?A???u???D?z?C ??^?O?c?Z???K?C



>>



>> Bonk you and your acrylic ****.



>



> Fine. Be that way.


OK, I will be. So, THERE!

--

Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,

but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not

what I meant.

 
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smilewhenyousaythat@gmail.com

Guest
:)

___________________

Free Gift!

Is there a way to eternal life?

If there was, wouldn't you really want to know?

Not all roads lead to ***, and by now you may have discovered life is

not as simple as you once thought. For those who are at this

crossroad, the Bible offers a new direction, one filled with purpose,

fulfillment, and acceptance. The steps are simple:

Recognize that you are a sinner.

You must admit your spiritual need: ?There is none righteous, not

one.? (Romans 3:10) We can?t make excuses or blame others for our

actions. ?For all have sinned and fall short of the Glory of

***.? (Romans 3:23)

Recognize that Jesus Christ died on the cross for you.

?For Christ also suffered once for our sins, the just for the unjust,

that He might bring us to ***?? (1 Peter 3:18) Jesus paid the price

for our sin. The Apostle Paul said, ??the life which I now live in the

flesh I live by faith in the Son of ***, who loved me and gave Himself

for me.? (Galatians 2:20)

Repent of your sins.

The word ?repent? means to change your direction. The Bible tells us,

"Repent therefore and be converted, that your sins may be blotted out,

so that times of refreshing may come from the presence of the

Lord.? (Acts 3:19) *** commands us to repent. You must be willing to

turn away from the things that displease ***.

Receive Jesus as your Lord and Savior.

Jesus said, ?Come to Me, all who are weary and heavy-laden, and I will

give you rest.? (Matthew 11:28) It is essential to come to Jesus just

as you are. Don?t try to ?clean up your life? before you come to ***.

Instead, receive Him and allow Him to do the cleansing. Jesus said,

?All that the Father gives Me will come to Me, and the one who comes

to Me I will by no means cast out.? (John 6:37)

??If you confess with your mouth Jesus as Lord, and believe in your

heart that *** raised Him from the dead, you will be saved.? (Romans

10:9)

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?book_id=50&chapter=1&version=31

 
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Tim Weaver

Guest
smilewhenyousaythat@gmail.com wrote:


>:)



> ___________________



>



> Free Gift!



>



> Is there a way to eternal life?



> If there was, wouldn't you really want to know?



>



> Not all roads lead to ***, and by now you may have discovered life is



> not as simple as you once thought. For those who are at this



> crossroad, the Bible offers a new direction, one filled with purpose,



> fulfillment, and acceptance. The steps are simple:



>



> Recognize that you are a sinner.



> You must admit your spiritual need: ?There is none righteous, not



> one.? (Romans 3:10) We can?t make excuses or blame others for our



> actions. ?For all have sinned and fall short of the Glory of



> ***.? (Romans 3:23)



>



> Recognize that Jesus Christ died on the cross for you.



> ?For Christ also suffered once for our sins, the just for the unjust,



> that He might bring us to ***?? (1 Peter 3:18) Jesus paid the price



> for our sin. The Apostle Paul said, ??the life which I now live in the



> flesh I live by faith in the Son of ***, who loved me and gave Himself



> for me.? (Galatians 2:20)



>



> Repent of your sins.



> The word ?repent? means to change your direction. The Bible tells us,



> "Repent therefore and be converted, that your sins may be blotted out,



> so that times of refreshing may come from the presence of the



> Lord.? (Acts 3:19) *** commands us to repent. You must be willing to



> turn away from the things that displease ***.



>



> Receive Jesus as your Lord and Savior.



> Jesus said, ?Come to Me, all who are weary and heavy-laden, and I will



> give you rest.? (Matthew 11:28) It is essential to come to Jesus just



> as you are. Don?t try to ?clean up your life? before you come to ***.



> Instead, receive Him and allow Him to do the cleansing. Jesus said,



> ?All that the Father gives Me will come to Me, and the one who comes



> to Me I will by no means cast out.? (John 6:37)



>



> ??If you confess with your mouth Jesus as Lord, and believe in your



> heart that *** raised Him from the dead, you will be saved.? (Romans



> 10:9)



>



>
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?book_id=50&chapter=1&version=31

Thanks for that. I've been completely converted. You've saved me from an

eternity in ****. What can I offer you in return?

--

Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,

but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not

what I meant.

 
M

mimus

Guest
On Sun, 21 Dec 2008 16:49:45 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:


>
smilewhenyousaythat@gmail.com wrote:


>



>>:)



>> ___________________



>>



>> Free Gift!



>>



>> Is there a way to eternal life?



>> If there was, wouldn't you really want to know?



>>



>> Not all roads lead to ***, and by now you may have discovered life is



>> not as simple as you once thought. For those who are at this



>> crossroad, the Bible offers a new direction, one filled with purpose,



>> fulfillment, and acceptance. The steps are simple:



>>



>> Recognize that you are a sinner.



>> You must admit your spiritual need: ?There is none righteous, not



>> one.? (Romans 3:10) We can?t make excuses or blame others for our



>> actions. ?For all have sinned and fall short of the Glory of



>> ***.? (Romans 3:23)



>>



>> Recognize that Jesus Christ died on the cross for you.



>> ?For Christ also suffered once for our sins, the just for the unjust,



>> that He might bring us to ***?? (1 Peter 3:18) Jesus paid the price



>> for our sin. The Apostle Paul said, ??the life which I now live in the



>> flesh I live by faith in the Son of ***, who loved me and gave Himself



>> for me.? (Galatians 2:20)



>>



>> Repent of your sins.



>> The word ?repent? means to change your direction. The Bible tells us,



>> "Repent therefore and be converted, that your sins may be blotted out,



>> so that times of refreshing may come from the presence of the



>> Lord.? (Acts 3:19) *** commands us to repent. You must be willing to



>> turn away from the things that displease ***.



>>



>> Receive Jesus as your Lord and Savior.



>> Jesus said, ?Come to Me, all who are weary and heavy-laden, and I will



>> give you rest.? (Matthew 11:28) It is essential to come to Jesus just



>> as you are. Don?t try to ?clean up your life? before you come to ***.



>> Instead, receive Him and allow Him to do the cleansing. Jesus said,



>> ?All that the Father gives Me will come to Me, and the one who comes



>> to Me I will by no means cast out.? (John 6:37)



>>



>> ??If you confess with your mouth Jesus as Lord, and believe in your



>> heart that *** raised Him from the dead, you will be saved.? (Romans



>> 10:9)



>



> Thanks for that. I've been completely converted. You've saved me from an



> eternity in ****. What can I offer you in return?


Your soul and complete obedience forever.

--

tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

Guru: Follow the sacred bird.

Candy: What sacred bird?

Guru: Any sacred bird.

< _Candy_

 
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Tim Weaver

Guest
mimus wrote:


> On Sun, 21 Dec 2008 16:49:45 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:



>



>>
smilewhenyousaythat@gmail.com wrote:


>>



>>>:)



>>> ___________________



>>>



>>> Free Gift!



>>>



>>> Is there a way to eternal life?



>>> If there was, wouldn't you really want to know?



>>>



>>> Not all roads lead to ***, and by now you may have discovered life is



>>> not as simple as you once thought. For those who are at this



>>> crossroad, the Bible offers a new direction, one filled with purpose,



>>> fulfillment, and acceptance. The steps are simple:



>>>



>>> Recognize that you are a sinner.



>>> You must admit your spiritual need: ?There is none righteous, not



>>> one.? (Romans 3:10) We can?t make excuses or blame others for our



>>> actions. ?For all have sinned and fall short of the Glory of



>>> ***.? (Romans 3:23)



>>>



>>> Recognize that Jesus Christ died on the cross for you.



>>> ?For Christ also suffered once for our sins, the just for the unjust,



>>> that He might bring us to ***?? (1 Peter 3:18) Jesus paid the price



>>> for our sin. The Apostle Paul said, ??the life which I now live in



>>> the flesh I live by faith in the Son of ***, who loved me and gave



>>> Himself for me.? (Galatians 2:20)



>>>



>>> Repent of your sins.



>>> The word ?repent? means to change your direction. The Bible tells



>>> us, "Repent therefore and be converted, that your sins may be blotted



>>> out, so that times of refreshing may come from the presence of the



>>> Lord.? (Acts 3:19) *** commands us to repent. You must be willing to



>>> turn away from the things that displease ***.



>>>



>>> Receive Jesus as your Lord and Savior.



>>> Jesus said, ?Come to Me, all who are weary and heavy-laden, and I



>>> will give you rest.? (Matthew 11:28) It is essential to come to Jesus



>>> just as you are. Don?t try to ?clean up your life? before you come



>>> to ***. Instead, receive Him and allow Him to do the cleansing. Jesus



>>> said, ?All that the Father gives Me will come to Me, and the one who



>>> comes to Me I will by no means cast out.? (John 6:37)



>>>



>>> ??If you confess with your mouth Jesus as Lord, and believe in your



>>> heart that *** raised Him from the dead, you will be saved.? (Romans



>>> 10:9)



>>



>> Thanks for that. I've been completely converted. You've saved me from



>> an eternity in ****. What can I offer you in return?



>



> Your soul and complete obedience forever.


That's a bit strict and quite a long term commitment.

--

Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,

but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not

what I meant.

 
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mimus

Guest
On Sun, 21 Dec 2008 21:47:33 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:


> mimus wrote:



>



>> On Sun, 21 Dec 2008 16:49:45 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:



>>



>>>
smilewhenyousaythat@gmail.com wrote:


>>>



>>>>:)



>>>> ___________________



>>>>



>>>> Free Gift!



>>>>



>>>> Is there a way to eternal life?



>>>> If there was, wouldn't you really want to know?



>>>>



>>>> Not all roads lead to ***, and by now you may have discovered life is



>>>> not as simple as you once thought. For those who are at this



>>>> crossroad, the Bible offers a new direction, one filled with purpose,



>>>> fulfillment, and acceptance. The steps are simple:



>>>>



>>>> Recognize that you are a sinner.



>>>> You must admit your spiritual need: Â?There is none righteous, not



>>>> one.Â? (Romans 3:10) We canÂ?t make excuses or blame others for our



>>>> actions. Â?For all have sinned and fall short of the Glory of



>>>> ***.Â? (Romans 3:23)



>>>>



>>>> Recognize that Jesus Christ died on the cross for you.



>>>> Â?For Christ also suffered once for our sins, the just for the unjust,



>>>> that He might bring us to GodÂ?Â? (1 Peter 3:18) Jesus paid the price



>>>> for our sin. The Apostle Paul said, Â?Â?the life which I now live in



>>>> the flesh I live by faith in the Son of ***, who loved me and gave



>>>> Himself for me.Â? (Galatians 2:20)



>>>>



>>>> Repent of your sins.



>>>> The word Â?repentÂ? means to change your direction. The Bible tells



>>>> us, "Repent therefore and be converted, that your sins may be blotted



>>>> out, so that times of refreshing may come from the presence of the



>>>> Lord.Â? (Acts 3:19) *** commands us to repent. You must be willing to



>>>> turn away from the things that displease ***.



>>>>



>>>> Receive Jesus as your Lord and Savior.



>>>> Jesus said, Â?Come to Me, all who are weary and heavy-laden, and I



>>>> will give you rest.Â? (Matthew 11:28) It is essential to come to Jesus



>>>> just as you are. DonÂ?t try to Â?clean up your lifeÂ? before you come



>>>> to ***. Instead, receive Him and allow Him to do the cleansing. Jesus



>>>> said, Â?All that the Father gives Me will come to Me, and the one who



>>>> comes to Me I will by no means cast out.Â? (John 6:37)



>>>>



>>>> Â?Â?If you confess with your mouth Jesus as Lord, and believe in your



>>>> heart that *** raised Him from the dead, you will be saved.Â? (Romans



>>>> 10:9)



>>>



>>> Thanks for that. I've been completely converted. You've saved me from



>>> an eternity in ****. What can I offer you in return?



>>



>> Your soul and complete obedience forever.



>



> That's a bit strict and quite a long term commitment.


You won't get any better deal from the other side.

And we'll get you in the end, anyway.

--

tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

You cannot help thinking that the no doubt ill-advised

rebellion in which I was concerned in youth,

unarithmeticable aeons before this Earth was thought of,

took place quite long enough ago to be forgotten.

< _The Silver Stallion_

 
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Tim Weaver

Guest
mimus wrote:


> On Sun, 21 Dec 2008 21:47:33 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:



>



>> mimus wrote:



>>



>>> On Sun, 21 Dec 2008 16:49:45 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:



>>>



>>>>
smilewhenyousaythat@gmail.com wrote:


>>>>



>>>>>:)



>>>>> ___________________



>>>>>



>>>>> Free Gift!



>>>>>



>>>>> Is there a way to eternal life?



>>>>> If there was, wouldn't you really want to know?



>>>>>



>>>>> Not all roads lead to ***, and by now you may have discovered life



>>>>> is not as simple as you once thought. For those who are at this



>>>>> crossroad, the Bible offers a new direction, one filled with



>>>>> purpose, fulfillment, and acceptance. The steps are simple:



>>>>>



>>>>> Recognize that you are a sinner.



>>>>> You must admit your spiritual need: Â?There is none righteous, not



>>>>> one.Â? (Romans 3:10) We canÂ?t make excuses or blame others for



>>>>> our actions. Â?For all have sinned and fall short of the Glory of



>>>>> ***.Â? (Romans 3:23)



>>>>>



>>>>> Recognize that Jesus Christ died on the cross for you.



>>>>> Â?For Christ also suffered once for our sins, the just for the



>>>>> unjust, that He might bring us to GodÂ?Â? (1 Peter 3:18) Jesus



>>>>> paid the price for our sin. The Apostle Paul said, Â?Â?the life



>>>>> which I now live in the flesh I live by faith in the Son of ***, who



>>>>> loved me and gave Himself for me.Â? (Galatians 2:20)



>>>>>



>>>>> Repent of your sins.



>>>>> The word Â?repentÂ? means to change your direction. The Bible



>>>>> tells us, "Repent therefore and be converted, that your sins may be



>>>>> blotted out, so that times of refreshing may come from the presence



>>>>> of the Lord.Â? (Acts 3:19) *** commands us to repent. You must be



>>>>> willing to turn away from the things that displease ***.



>>>>>



>>>>> Receive Jesus as your Lord and Savior.



>>>>> Jesus said, Â?Come to Me, all who are weary and heavy-laden, and I



>>>>> will give you rest.Â? (Matthew 11:28) It is essential to come to



>>>>> Jesus just as you are. DonÂ?t try to Â?clean up your lifeÂ?



>>>>> before you come to ***. Instead, receive Him and allow Him to do the



>>>>> cleansing. Jesus said, Â?All that the Father gives Me will come to



>>>>> Me, and the one who comes to Me I will by no means cast out.Â?



>>>>> (John 6:37)



>>>>>



>>>>> Â?Â?If you confess with your mouth Jesus as Lord, and believe in



>>>>> your heart that *** raised Him from the dead, you will be saved.Â?



>>>>> (Romans 10:9)



>>>>



>>>> Thanks for that. I've been completely converted. You've saved me



>>>> from an eternity in ****. What can I offer you in return?



>>>



>>> Your soul and complete obedience forever.



>>



>> That's a bit strict and quite a long term commitment.



>



> You won't get any better deal from the other side.



>



> And we'll get you in the end, anyway.


Fine. What's my first task?

--

Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,

but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not

what I meant.

 
M

mimus

Guest
On Sun, 21 Dec 2008 23:15:14 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:


> mimus wrote:



>



>> On Sun, 21 Dec 2008 21:47:33 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:



>>



>>> mimus wrote:



>>>



>>>> On Sun, 21 Dec 2008 16:49:45 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:



>>>>



>>>>>
smilewhenyousaythat@gmail.com wrote:


>>>>>



>>>>>>:)



>>>>>> ___________________



>>>>>>



>>>>>> Free Gift!



>>>>>>



>>>>>> Is there a way to eternal life?



>>>>>> If there was, wouldn't you really want to know?



>>>>>>



>>>>>> Not all roads lead to ***, and by now you may have discovered life



>>>>>> is not as simple as you once thought. For those who are at this



>>>>>> crossroad, the Bible offers a new direction, one filled with



>>>>>> purpose, fulfillment, and acceptance. The steps are simple:



>>>>>>



>>>>>> Recognize that you are a sinner.



>>>>>> You must admit your spiritual need: Ã?Â?There is none righteous, not



>>>>>> one.Ã?Â? (Romans 3:10) We canÃ?Â?t make excuses or blame others for



>>>>>> our actions. Ã?Â?For all have sinned and fall short of the Glory of



>>>>>> ***.Ã?Â? (Romans 3:23)



>>>>>>



>>>>>> Recognize that Jesus Christ died on the cross for you.



>>>>>> Ã?Â?For Christ also suffered once for our sins, the just for the



>>>>>> unjust, that He might bring us to GodÃ?Â?Ã?Â? (1 Peter 3:18) Jesus



>>>>>> paid the price for our sin. The Apostle Paul said, Ã?Â?Ã?Â?the life



>>>>>> which I now live in the flesh I live by faith in the Son of ***, who



>>>>>> loved me and gave Himself for me.Ã?Â? (Galatians 2:20)



>>>>>>



>>>>>> Repent of your sins.



>>>>>> The word Ã?Â?repentÃ?Â? means to change your direction. The Bible



>>>>>> tells us, "Repent therefore and be converted, that your sins may be



>>>>>> blotted out, so that times of refreshing may come from the presence



>>>>>> of the Lord.Ã?Â? (Acts 3:19) *** commands us to repent. You must be



>>>>>> willing to turn away from the things that displease ***.



>>>>>>



>>>>>> Receive Jesus as your Lord and Savior.



>>>>>> Jesus said, Ã?Â?Come to Me, all who are weary and heavy-laden, and I



>>>>>> will give you rest.Ã?Â? (Matthew 11:28) It is essential to come to



>>>>>> Jesus just as you are. DonÃ?Â?t try to Ã?Â?clean up your lifeÃ?Â?



>>>>>> before you come to ***. Instead, receive Him and allow Him to do the



>>>>>> cleansing. Jesus said, Ã?Â?All that the Father gives Me will come to



>>>>>> Me, and the one who comes to Me I will by no means cast out.Ã?Â?



>>>>>> (John 6:37)



>>>>>>



>>>>>> Ã?Â?Ã?Â?If you confess with your mouth Jesus as Lord, and believe in



>>>>>> your heart that *** raised Him from the dead, you will be saved.Ã?Â?



>>>>>> (Romans 10:9)



>>>>>



>>>>> Thanks for that. I've been completely converted. You've saved me



>>>>> from an eternity in ****. What can I offer you in return?



>>>>



>>>> Your soul and complete obedience forever.



>>>



>>> That's a bit strict and quite a long term commitment.



>>



>> You won't get any better deal from the other side.



>>



>> And we'll get you in the end, anyway.



>



> Fine. What's my first task?


Um. Take out James Randi, I guess.

And then go after this guy:

http://www.stopthereligiousright.org/demolish.htm

--

tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

Thou shalt exempt the wealthy, the priests, the zealous

and the patriotic from the following Commandments.

< The Zeroth Commandment

 
T

Tim Weaver

Guest
mimus wrote:


> On Sun, 21 Dec 2008 23:15:14 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:



>



>> mimus wrote:



>>



>>> On Sun, 21 Dec 2008 21:47:33 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:



>>>



>>>> mimus wrote:



>>>>



>>>>> On Sun, 21 Dec 2008 16:49:45 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:



>>>>>



>>>>>>
smilewhenyousaythat@gmail.com wrote:


>>>>>>



>>>>>>>:)



>>>>>>> ___________________



>>>>>>>



>>>>>>> Free Gift!



>>>>>>>



>>>>>>> Is there a way to eternal life?



>>>>>>> If there was, wouldn't you really want to know?



>>>>>>>



>>>>>>> Not all roads lead to ***, and by now you may have discovered life



>>>>>>> is not as simple as you once thought. For those who are at this



>>>>>>> crossroad, the Bible offers a new direction, one filled with



>>>>>>> purpose, fulfillment, and acceptance. The steps are simple:



>>>>>>>



>>>>>>> Recognize that you are a sinner.



>>>>>>> You must admit your spiritual need: Ã?Â?There is none



>>>>>>> righteous, not one.Ã?Â? (Romans 3:10) We canÃ?Â?t make



>>>>>>> excuses or blame others for our actions. Ã?Â?For all have



>>>>>>> sinned and fall short of the Glory of ***.Ã?Â? (Romans 3:23)



>>>>>>>



>>>>>>> Recognize that Jesus Christ died on the cross for you.



>>>>>>> Ã?Â?For Christ also suffered once for our sins, the just for



>>>>>>> the unjust, that He might bring us to GodÃ?Â?Ã?Â? (1 Peter



>>>>>>> 3:18) Jesus paid the price for our sin. The Apostle Paul said,



>>>>>>> Ã?Â?Ã?Â?the life which I now live in the flesh I live by



>>>>>>> faith in the Son of ***, who loved me and gave Himself for



>>>>>>> me.Ã?Â? (Galatians 2:20)



>>>>>>>



>>>>>>> Repent of your sins.



>>>>>>> The word Ã?Â?repentÃ?Â? means to change your direction.



>>>>>>> The Bible tells us, "Repent therefore and be converted, that your



>>>>>>> sins may be blotted out, so that times of refreshing may come from



>>>>>>> the presence of the Lord.Ã?Â? (Acts 3:19) *** commands us to



>>>>>>> repent. You must be willing to turn away from the things that



>>>>>>> displease ***.



>>>>>>>



>>>>>>> Receive Jesus as your Lord and Savior.



>>>>>>> Jesus said, Ã?Â?Come to Me, all who are weary and heavy-laden,



>>>>>>> and I will give you rest.Ã?Â? (Matthew 11:28) It is essential



>>>>>>> to come to Jesus just as you are. DonÃ?Â?t try to



>>>>>>> Ã?Â?clean up your lifeÃ?Â? before you come to ***.



>>>>>>> Instead, receive Him and allow Him to do the cleansing. Jesus



>>>>>>> said, Ã?Â?All that the Father gives Me will come to Me, and



>>>>>>> the one who comes to Me I will by no means cast out.Ã?Â?



>>>>>>> (John 6:37)



>>>>>>>



>>>>>>> Ã?Â?Ã?Â?If you confess with your mouth Jesus as Lord, and



>>>>>>> believe in your heart that *** raised Him from the dead, you will



>>>>>>> be saved.Ã?Â? (Romans 10:9)



>>>>>>



>>>>>> Thanks for that. I've been completely converted. You've saved me



>>>>>> from an eternity in ****. What can I offer you in return?



>>>>>



>>>>> Your soul and complete obedience forever.



>>>>



>>>> That's a bit strict and quite a long term commitment.



>>>



>>> You won't get any better deal from the other side.



>>>



>>> And we'll get you in the end, anyway.



>>



>> Fine. What's my first task?



>



> Um. Take out James Randi, I guess.



>



> And then go after this guy:



>



>
http://www.stopthereligiousright.org/demolish.htm

I'll do the second one, but I'm not touching The Amazing Randi. He's one of

the good guys. And **** you, Sir, if you so much as touch one gray hair on

his balding head.

--

Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,

but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not

what I meant.

 
M

mimus

Guest
On Sun, 21 Dec 2008 23:28:13 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:


> mimus wrote:



>



>> On Sun, 21 Dec 2008 23:15:14 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:



>>



>>> mimus wrote:



>>>



>>>> On Sun, 21 Dec 2008 21:47:33 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:



>>>>



>>>>> mimus wrote:



>>>>>



>>>>>> On Sun, 21 Dec 2008 16:49:45 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:



>>>>>>



>>>>>>>
smilewhenyousaythat@gmail.com wrote:


>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>:)



>>>>>>>> ___________________



>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>> Free Gift!



>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>> Is there a way to eternal life?



>>>>>>>> If there was, wouldn't you really want to know?



>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>> Not all roads lead to ***, and by now you may have discovered life



>>>>>>>> is not as simple as you once thought. For those who are at this



>>>>>>>> crossroad, the Bible offers a new direction, one filled with



>>>>>>>> purpose, fulfillment, and acceptance. The steps are simple:



>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>> Recognize that you are a sinner.



>>>>>>>> You must admit your spiritual need: Ã?Â?Ã?Â?There is none



>>>>>>>> righteous, not one.Ã?Â?Ã?Â? (Romans 3:10) We canÃ?Â?Ã?Â?t make



>>>>>>>> excuses or blame others for our actions. Ã?Â?Ã?Â?For all have



>>>>>>>> sinned and fall short of the Glory of ***.Ã?Â?Ã?Â? (Romans 3:23)



>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>> Recognize that Jesus Christ died on the cross for you.



>>>>>>>> Ã?Â?Ã?Â?For Christ also suffered once for our sins, the just for



>>>>>>>> the unjust, that He might bring us to GodÃ?Â?Ã?Â?Ã?Â?Ã?Â? (1 Peter



>>>>>>>> 3:18) Jesus paid the price for our sin. The Apostle Paul said,



>>>>>>>> Ã?Â?Ã?Â?Ã?Â?Ã?Â?the life which I now live in the flesh I live by



>>>>>>>> faith in the Son of ***, who loved me and gave Himself for



>>>>>>>> me.Ã?Â?Ã?Â? (Galatians 2:20)



>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>> Repent of your sins.



>>>>>>>> The word Ã?Â?Ã?Â?repentÃ?Â?Ã?Â? means to change your direction.



>>>>>>>> The Bible tells us, "Repent therefore and be converted, that your



>>>>>>>> sins may be blotted out, so that times of refreshing may come from



>>>>>>>> the presence of the Lord.Ã?Â?Ã?Â? (Acts 3:19) *** commands us to



>>>>>>>> repent. You must be willing to turn away from the things that



>>>>>>>> displease ***.



>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>> Receive Jesus as your Lord and Savior.



>>>>>>>> Jesus said, Ã?Â?Ã?Â?Come to Me, all who are weary and heavy-laden,



>>>>>>>> and I will give you rest.Ã?Â?Ã?Â? (Matthew 11:28) It is essential



>>>>>>>> to come to Jesus just as you are. DonÃ?Â?Ã?Â?t try to



>>>>>>>> Ã?Â?Ã?Â?clean up your lifeÃ?Â?Ã?Â? before you come to ***.



>>>>>>>> Instead, receive Him and allow Him to do the cleansing. Jesus



>>>>>>>> said, Ã?Â?Ã?Â?All that the Father gives Me will come to Me, and



>>>>>>>> the one who comes to Me I will by no means cast out.Ã?Â?Ã?Â?



>>>>>>>> (John 6:37)



>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>> Ã?Â?Ã?Â?Ã?Â?Ã?Â?If you confess with your mouth Jesus as Lord, and



>>>>>>>> believe in your heart that *** raised Him from the dead, you will



>>>>>>>> be saved.Ã?Â?Ã?Â? (Romans 10:9)



>>>>>>>



>>>>>>> Thanks for that. I've been completely converted. You've saved me



>>>>>>> from an eternity in ****. What can I offer you in return?



>>>>>>



>>>>>> Your soul and complete obedience forever.



>>>>>



>>>>> That's a bit strict and quite a long term commitment.



>>>>



>>>> You won't get any better deal from the other side.



>>>>



>>>> And we'll get you in the end, anyway.



>>>



>>> Fine. What's my first task?



>>



>> Um. Take out James Randi, I guess.



>>



>> And then go after this guy:



>>



>>
http://www.stopthereligiousright.org/demolish.htm


>



> I'll do the second one, but I'm not touching The Amazing Randi. He's one of



> the good guys. And **** you, Sir, if you so much as touch one gray hair on



> his balding head.


You obviously need "revived".

--

tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

"You are either insane or a fool."

"I am a sanitary inspector."

< _Maske: Thaery_

 
T

Tim Weaver

Guest
mimus wrote:


> On Sun, 21 Dec 2008 23:28:13 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:



>



>> mimus wrote:



>>



>>> On Sun, 21 Dec 2008 23:15:14 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:



>>>



>>>> mimus wrote:



>>>>



>>>>> On Sun, 21 Dec 2008 21:47:33 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:



>>>>>



>>>>>> mimus wrote:



>>>>>>



>>>>>>> On Sun, 21 Dec 2008 16:49:45 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:



>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>
smilewhenyousaythat@gmail.com wrote:


>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>:)



>>>>>>>>> ___________________



>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>> Free Gift!



>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>> Is there a way to eternal life?



>>>>>>>>> If there was, wouldn't you really want to know?



>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>> Not all roads lead to ***, and by now you may have discovered



>>>>>>>>> life is not as simple as you once thought. For those who are at



>>>>>>>>> this crossroad, the Bible offers a new direction, one filled



>>>>>>>>> with purpose, fulfillment, and acceptance. The steps are simple:



>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>> Recognize that you are a sinner.



>>>>>>>>> You must admit your spiritual need: Ã?Â?Ã?Â?There is



>>>>>>>>> none righteous, not one.Ã?Â?Ã?Â? (Romans 3:10) We



>>>>>>>>> canÃ?Â?Ã?Â?t make excuses or blame others for our



>>>>>>>>> actions. Ã?Â?Ã?Â?For all have sinned and fall short of



>>>>>>>>> the Glory of ***.Ã?Â?Ã?Â? (Romans 3:23)



>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>> Recognize that Jesus Christ died on the cross for you.



>>>>>>>>> Ã?Â?Ã?Â?For Christ also suffered once for our sins, the



>>>>>>>>> just for the unjust, that He might bring us to



>>>>>>>>> GodÃ?Â?Ã?Â?Ã?Â?Ã?Â? (1 Peter 3:18) Jesus paid



>>>>>>>>> the price for our sin. The Apostle Paul said,



>>>>>>>>> Ã?Â?Ã?Â?Ã?Â?Ã?Â?the life which I now live in the



>>>>>>>>> flesh I live by faith in the Son of ***, who loved me and gave



>>>>>>>>> Himself for me.Ã?Â?Ã?Â? (Galatians 2:20)



>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>> Repent of your sins.



>>>>>>>>> The word Ã?Â?Ã?Â?repentÃ?Â?Ã?Â? means to change



>>>>>>>>> your direction. The Bible tells us, "Repent therefore and be



>>>>>>>>> converted, that your sins may be blotted out, so that times of



>>>>>>>>> refreshing may come from the presence of the



>>>>>>>>> Lord.Ã?Â?Ã?Â? (Acts 3:19) *** commands us to repent. You



>>>>>>>>> must be willing to turn away from the things that displease ***.



>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>> Receive Jesus as your Lord and Savior.



>>>>>>>>> Jesus said, Ã?Â?Ã?Â?Come to Me, all who are weary and



>>>>>>>>> heavy-laden, and I will give you rest.Ã?Â?Ã?Â? (Matthew



>>>>>>>>> 11:28) It is essential to come to Jesus just as you are.



>>>>>>>>> DonÃ?Â?Ã?Â?t try to Ã?Â?Ã?Â?clean up your



>>>>>>>>> lifeÃ?Â?Ã?Â? before you come to ***. Instead, receive



>>>>>>>>> Him and allow Him to do the cleansing. Jesus said,



>>>>>>>>> Ã?Â?Ã?Â?All that the Father gives Me will come to Me,



>>>>>>>>> and the one who comes to Me I will by no means cast



>>>>>>>>> out.Ã?Â?Ã?Â? (John 6:37)



>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>> Ã?Â?Ã?Â?Ã?Â?Ã?Â?If you confess with your mouth



>>>>>>>>> Jesus as Lord, and believe in your heart that *** raised Him



>>>>>>>>> from the dead, you will be saved.Ã?Â?Ã?Â? (Romans 10:9)



>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>> Thanks for that. I've been completely converted. You've saved



>>>>>>>> me from an eternity in ****. What can I offer you in return?



>>>>>>>



>>>>>>> Your soul and complete obedience forever.



>>>>>>



>>>>>> That's a bit strict and quite a long term commitment.



>>>>>



>>>>> You won't get any better deal from the other side.



>>>>>



>>>>> And we'll get you in the end, anyway.



>>>>



>>>> Fine. What's my first task?



>>>



>>> Um. Take out James Randi, I guess.



>>>



>>> And then go after this guy:



>>>



>>>
http://www.stopthereligiousright.org/demolish.htm


>>



>> I'll do the second one, but I'm not touching The Amazing Randi. He's



>> one of the good guys. And **** you, Sir, if you so much as touch one



>> gray hair on his balding head.



>



> You obviously need "revived".


What exactly is that supposed to mean?

--

Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,

but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not

what I meant.

 
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