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The IPod From Hell


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Recently, a local radio station put together a list of the worst songs of all time, put them in an IPod, and raffled it off.

 

If given a choice, name a song that would be in your own personal IPod from Hell.

 

Dream On - Aerosmith (They would take up much of the memory on my IPod from Hell.)

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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1. Anything by the Spice Girls

 

2. Anything by the Pussycat Dolls (I am glad my girlfriend's not a slag like you!)

 

3. Family affair by Mary J Blige

 

4. Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes

 

5. Hit Em Up Style by Blu Cantrel

 

6. Fighter by Christina Aguleria

 

7. Get the Party Started by Pink

 

8. Skater Boy by Avril Lavigne

 

9. Country Grammar by Nelly

 

10. Love Shack by B-52's

 

11. Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice

 

12. Macarena by (Some stupid hack--May piss be upon him)

 

13. Bootylicious by Destiny's Child

 

14. Blow your mind by Gwen Stephani

All bullshit, No Business.
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Barbra Streisand You don't bring me flowers

 

franky anything the bitch sings.

 

The Sound of music Hills are Alive

 

Any song that has the name Polka in it.

 

Any rap song without a tune to it.

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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Grillz - Some black dude who raps (Nelly). ("Rob a jewelry store and tell 'em make me a grill")

 

Perfect - Simple Plan...what a whiney fucking song. Get the fuck over it, buddy. Yeah, parents trying to dissuade a child from persuing an uncertain career in music makes this cocksucker all pissy. Hey, buddy, there's nothing wrong with wanting your child to learn a skill they can fall back on if the music career doesn't pan out. I can't believe this song was popular. I don't like violence but I'll kick any member of this band in the teeth if I see them on the street.

 

Just the Girl - The Click Five...didn't even know the name of this band until I Googled the song about 15 seconds ago. But I hear this fucking song almost every day. Dude, she doesn't want you. Stop stalking her. I wish I could find out the name of the broad this song is about. I'd find her, date her, fuck the everloving shit out of her, then write a song about it and dedicate it to the writer of this song.

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I would include the entire collection of suicide-causing Barry Manilow hits.

I'm not having a tantrum...I'm not...I'm not...I'm not...I'm going to sue your ass...whawwwwwwww.

 

Iran's useless government will disarm or be destroyed. As a matter of personal preference; I prefer the latter.

 

FUCK IRAN, FUCK TERRORISTS, AND FUCK ALL THOSE WHO SUPPORT THEM!!!

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Anything by Aerosmith.

Gwen Stefani - Hollaback Girl

Britney Spears - Slave For You

Trapt - Headstrong

 

I'll get back to this my jaw's killin me.

I want to report a double murder. If you go one mile east on Columbus Parkway to the public park, you will find kids in a brown car. They were shot with a 9mm Luger. I also killed those kids last year. Good bye

 

Brooks, I like you. Now get out of here. Go home.

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Anything by Aerosmith.

 

Oh noooooooooo

 

they accompanied some of the greatest fucking sessions of this world.

 

oh nooooooooooo...we must have Aerosmith!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The thought manifests as the word. The word manifests as the deed. The deed develops into habit. And the habit hardens into character. So watch the thought and its ways with care. And let it spring from love, born out of concern for all beings. - Buddha
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I'm with the suggestion of Barbara Streisand...the thing I can't stand about her is that she seems to think SO much of herself...Her music is well...average in my book, she personally makes me sick. How many last time tours is she going to do?? I think this is like her third one she is going to start out on...whatever.
I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
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Let's not forget Al Bundy's torture song.

 

Bobby Goldsboro - Honey

 

See the tree, how big it's grown

But friend it hasn't been too long

It wasn't big

I laughed at her and she got mad

The first day that she planted it, was just a twig

Then the first snow came

And she ran out to brush the snow away

So it wouldn't die

Came runnin' in all excited

Slipped and almost hurt herself

And I laughed till I cried

She was always young at heart

Kinda dumb and kinda smart and I loved her so

And I surprised her with a puppy

Kept me up all Christmas Eve two years ago

And it would sure embarrass her

When I came in from workin' late

'Cause I would know

That she'd been sittin' there and cryin'

Over some sad and silly late, late show

 

And honey, I miss you

And I'm bein' good

And I'd love to be with you

If only I could

 

She wrecked the car and she was sad

And so afraid that I'd be mad

But what the heck

Though I pretended hard to be

Guess you could say she saw through me

And hugged my neck

I came home unexpectedly

And caught her cryin' needlessly

In the middle of the day

And it was in the early Spring

When flowers bloom and robins sing

She went away

 

And honey, I miss you

And I'm bein' good

And I'd love to be with you

If only I could

 

One day while I was not at home

While she was there and all alone

The angels came

Now all I have is memories of Honey

And I wake up nights and call her name

Now my life's an empty stage

Where Honey lived and Honey played

And love grew up

And a small cloud passes overhead

And cries down on the flower bed

That Honey loved

 

And see the tree how big it's grown

But friend it hasn't been too long

It wasn't big

And I laughed at her and she got mad

The first day that she planted it, was just a twig

UGH !!!

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Let's not forget Al Bundy's torture song.

 

 

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Or MacAurthur Park. By Richard Harris

 

Spring was never waiting for us, girl

It ran one step ahead

As we followed in the dance

Between the parted pages and were pressed

In love's hot, fevered iron

Like a striped pair of pants

 

MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark

All the sweet, green icing flowing down

Someone left the cake out in the rain

I don't think that I can take it

'Cause it took so long to bake it

And I'll never have that recipe again

Oh, no!

 

I recall the yellow cotton dress

Foaming like a wave

On the ground around your knees

The birds, like tender babies in your hands

And the old men playing checkers by the trees

 

MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark

All the sweet, green icing flowing down

Someone left the cake out in the rain

I don't think that I can take it

'Cause it took so long to bake it

And I'll never have that recipe again

Oh, no!

 

[break]

 

There will be another song for me

For I will sing it

There will be another dream for me

Someone will bring it

I will drink the wine while it is warm

And never let you catch me looking at the sun

And after all the loves of my life

After all the loves of my life

You'll still be the one

 

I will take my life into my hands and I will use it

I will win the worship in their eyes and I will lose it

I will have the things that I desire

And my passion flow like rivers through the sky

And after all the loves of my life

After all the loves of my life

I'll be thinking of you

And wondering why

 

[extended break]

 

MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark

All the sweet, green icing flowing down

Someone left the cake out in the rain

I don't think that I can take it

'Cause it took so long to bake it

And I'll never have that recipe again

Oh, no!

Oh, no

No, no

Oh no!!

 

Oh No!! are the only two words you need to memorize. :(

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

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Or MacAurthur Park. By Richard Harris

 

Spring was never waiting for us, girl

It ran one step ahead

As we followed in the dance

Between the parted pages and were pressed

In love's hot, fevered iron

Like a striped pair of pants

 

MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark

All the sweet, green icing flowing down

Someone left the cake out in the rain

I don't think that I can take it

'Cause it took so long to bake it

And I'll never have that recipe again

Oh, no!

 

I recall the yellow cotton dress

Foaming like a wave

On the ground around your knees

The birds, like tender babies in your hands

And the old men playing checkers by the trees

 

MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark

All the sweet, green icing flowing down

Someone left the cake out in the rain

I don't think that I can take it

'Cause it took so long to bake it

And I'll never have that recipe again

Oh, no!

 

[break]

 

There will be another song for me

For I will sing it

There will be another dream for me

Someone will bring it

I will drink the wine while it is warm

And never let you catch me looking at the sun

And after all the loves of my life

After all the loves of my life

You'll still be the one

 

I will take my life into my hands and I will use it

I will win the worship in their eyes and I will lose it

I will have the things that I desire

And my passion flow like rivers through the sky

And after all the loves of my life

After all the loves of my life

I'll be thinking of you

And wondering why

 

[extended break]

 

MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark

All the sweet, green icing flowing down

Someone left the cake out in the rain

I don't think that I can take it

'Cause it took so long to bake it

And I'll never have that recipe again

Oh, no!

Oh, no

No, no

Oh no!!

 

Oh No!! are the only two words you need to memorize. :(

Could never understand what that song was all about. But now that i have studied the lyrics,i understand it even less.

 

And how about TINY TIM "tiptoe thru the tulips" ..... shudder...

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Could never understand what that song was all about. But now that i have studied the lyrics,i understand it even less.

 

And how about TINY TIM "tiptoe thru the tulips" ..... shudder...

 

My mum used to use Tiny Tim as the example of what you don't want to aim for.

 

But there was a lot of experimentation with LSD happening back then. :D

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

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