RoyalOrleans Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 Recently, a local radio station put together a list of the worst songs of all time, put them in an IPod, and raffled it off. If given a choice, name a song that would be in your own personal IPod from Hell. Dream On - Aerosmith (They would take up much of the memory on my IPod from Hell.) Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokersarewild Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 Oops, I did it again... Quote RoyalOrleans is my real dad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manicmonday Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 I can love you like that Butterfly kisses We are the World I ran by Flock of Seagulls Quote The dick has no conscience and the heart has no rational abilities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phreakwars Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 Aqua - Barbie Girl . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 1. Anything by the Spice Girls 2. Anything by the Pussycat Dolls (I am glad my girlfriend's not a slag like you!) 3. Family affair by Mary J Blige 4. Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes 5. Hit Em Up Style by Blu Cantrel 6. Fighter by Christina Aguleria 7. Get the Party Started by Pink 8. Skater Boy by Avril Lavigne 9. Country Grammar by Nelly 10. Love Shack by B-52's 11. Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice 12. Macarena by (Some stupid hack--May piss be upon him) 13. Bootylicious by Destiny's Child 14. Blow your mind by Gwen Stephani Quote All bullshit, No Business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 Barbra Streisand You don't bring me flowers franky anything the bitch sings. The Sound of music Hills are Alive Any song that has the name Polka in it. Any rap song without a tune to it. Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gallytuck Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 Grillz - Some black dude who raps (Nelly). ("Rob a jewelry store and tell 'em make me a grill") Perfect - Simple Plan...what a whiney fucking song. Get the fuck over it, buddy. Yeah, parents trying to dissuade a child from persuing an uncertain career in music makes this cocksucker all pissy. Hey, buddy, there's nothing wrong with wanting your child to learn a skill they can fall back on if the music career doesn't pan out. I can't believe this song was popular. I don't like violence but I'll kick any member of this band in the teeth if I see them on the street. Just the Girl - The Click Five...didn't even know the name of this band until I Googled the song about 15 seconds ago. But I hear this fucking song almost every day. Dude, she doesn't want you. Stop stalking her. I wish I could find out the name of the broad this song is about. I'd find her, date her, fuck the everloving shit out of her, then write a song about it and dedicate it to the writer of this song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerroristHater Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 I would include the entire collection of suicide-causing Barry Manilow hits. Quote I'm not having a tantrum...I'm not...I'm not...I'm not...I'm going to sue your ass...whawwwwwwww. Iran's useless government will disarm or be destroyed. As a matter of personal preference; I prefer the latter. FUCK IRAN, FUCK TERRORISTS, AND FUCK ALL THOSE WHO SUPPORT THEM!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParasiteGod Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 Anything by Aerosmith. Gwen Stefani - Hollaback Girl Britney Spears - Slave For You Trapt - Headstrong I'll get back to this my jaw's killin me. Quote I want to report a double murder. If you go one mile east on Columbus Parkway to the public park, you will find kids in a brown car. They were shot with a 9mm Luger. I also killed those kids last year. Good bye Brooks, I like you. Now get out of here. Go home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokersarewild Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 Anything by Aerosmith. Gwen Stefani - Hollaback Girl Britney Spears - Slave For You Trapt - Headstrong I'll get back to this my jaw's killin me. You know, I wouldn't have pegged you as an Aerosmith hater. Quote RoyalOrleans is my real dad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skategreen Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 Anything by Aerosmith. Oh noooooooooo they accompanied some of the greatest fucking sessions of this world. oh nooooooooooo...we must have Aerosmith!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote The thought manifests as the word. The word manifests as the deed. The deed develops into habit. And the habit hardens into character. So watch the thought and its ways with care. And let it spring from love, born out of concern for all beings. - Buddha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phreakwars Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 New Kids On The Block - Hangin tough Chumbawumba - Tub Thumping Milli Vanilli - Girl I'm gonna miss you Pat Boone - Enter Sandman Don Johnson - Heartbeat Billy Ray Cyrus - Achy Breaky Heart . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lethalfind Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 I'm with the suggestion of Barbara Streisand...the thing I can't stand about her is that she seems to think SO much of herself...Her music is well...average in my book, she personally makes me sick. How many last time tours is she going to do?? I think this is like her third one she is going to start out on...whatever. Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phreakwars Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 Let's not forget Al Bundy's torture song. Bobby Goldsboro - Honey See the tree, how big it's grown But friend it hasn't been too long It wasn't big I laughed at her and she got mad The first day that she planted it, was just a twig Then the first snow came And she ran out to brush the snow away So it wouldn't die Came runnin' in all excited Slipped and almost hurt herself And I laughed till I cried She was always young at heart Kinda dumb and kinda smart and I loved her so And I surprised her with a puppy Kept me up all Christmas Eve two years ago And it would sure embarrass her When I came in from workin' late 'Cause I would know That she'd been sittin' there and cryin' Over some sad and silly late, late show And honey, I miss you And I'm bein' good And I'd love to be with you If only I could She wrecked the car and she was sad And so afraid that I'd be mad But what the heck Though I pretended hard to be Guess you could say she saw through me And hugged my neck I came home unexpectedly And caught her cryin' needlessly In the middle of the day And it was in the early Spring When flowers bloom and robins sing She went away And honey, I miss you And I'm bein' good And I'd love to be with you If only I could One day while I was not at home While she was there and all alone The angels came Now all I have is memories of Honey And I wake up nights and call her name Now my life's an empty stage Where Honey lived and Honey played And love grew up And a small cloud passes overhead And cries down on the flower bed That Honey loved And see the tree how big it's grown But friend it hasn't been too long It wasn't big And I laughed at her and she got mad The first day that she planted it, was just a twig UGH !!! . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
builder Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 Let's not forget Al Bundy's torture song. . Or MacAurthur Park. By Richard Harris Spring was never waiting for us, girl It ran one step ahead As we followed in the dance Between the parted pages and were pressed In love's hot, fevered iron Like a striped pair of pants MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark All the sweet, green icing flowing down Someone left the cake out in the rain I don't think that I can take it 'Cause it took so long to bake it And I'll never have that recipe again Oh, no! I recall the yellow cotton dress Foaming like a wave On the ground around your knees The birds, like tender babies in your hands And the old men playing checkers by the trees MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark All the sweet, green icing flowing down Someone left the cake out in the rain I don't think that I can take it 'Cause it took so long to bake it And I'll never have that recipe again Oh, no! [break] There will be another song for me For I will sing it There will be another dream for me Someone will bring it I will drink the wine while it is warm And never let you catch me looking at the sun And after all the loves of my life After all the loves of my life You'll still be the one I will take my life into my hands and I will use it I will win the worship in their eyes and I will lose it I will have the things that I desire And my passion flow like rivers through the sky And after all the loves of my life After all the loves of my life I'll be thinking of you And wondering why [extended break] MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark All the sweet, green icing flowing down Someone left the cake out in the rain I don't think that I can take it 'Cause it took so long to bake it And I'll never have that recipe again Oh, no! Oh, no No, no Oh no!! Oh No!! are the only two words you need to memorize. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quarky1.0 Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 easy celion dion - my heart will go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lethalfind Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 easy celion dion - my heart will go LOL, I forgot Celion Dion...stupid cow. Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berniec Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Or MacAurthur Park. By Richard Harris Spring was never waiting for us, girl It ran one step ahead As we followed in the dance Between the parted pages and were pressed In love's hot, fevered iron Like a striped pair of pants MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark All the sweet, green icing flowing down Someone left the cake out in the rain I don't think that I can take it 'Cause it took so long to bake it And I'll never have that recipe again Oh, no! I recall the yellow cotton dress Foaming like a wave On the ground around your knees The birds, like tender babies in your hands And the old men playing checkers by the trees MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark All the sweet, green icing flowing down Someone left the cake out in the rain I don't think that I can take it 'Cause it took so long to bake it And I'll never have that recipe again Oh, no! [break] There will be another song for me For I will sing it There will be another dream for me Someone will bring it I will drink the wine while it is warm And never let you catch me looking at the sun And after all the loves of my life After all the loves of my life You'll still be the one I will take my life into my hands and I will use it I will win the worship in their eyes and I will lose it I will have the things that I desire And my passion flow like rivers through the sky And after all the loves of my life After all the loves of my life I'll be thinking of you And wondering why [extended break] MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark All the sweet, green icing flowing down Someone left the cake out in the rain I don't think that I can take it 'Cause it took so long to bake it And I'll never have that recipe again Oh, no! Oh, no No, no Oh no!! Oh No!! are the only two words you need to memorize. Could never understand what that song was all about. But now that i have studied the lyrics,i understand it even less. And how about TINY TIM "tiptoe thru the tulips" ..... shudder... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
builder Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Could never understand what that song was all about. But now that i have studied the lyrics,i understand it even less. And how about TINY TIM "tiptoe thru the tulips" ..... shudder... My mum used to use Tiny Tim as the example of what you don't want to aim for. But there was a lot of experimentation with LSD happening back then. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 HERE'S something I'm sure most of you will find quite cheesy if you AREN'T drunk. Make sure your speakers are turned up REALLY loud Quote All bullshit, No Business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokersarewild Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 You have poisoned my ears!!! Quote RoyalOrleans is my real dad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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