"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message
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> On Mon, 29 Dec 2008 16:32:31 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
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> >
> >"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message
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> >> On Sun, 28 Dec 2008 18:50:42 -0500, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org>
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >> >On Sun, 28 Dec 2008 15:00:22 +0000, metro-golden-meower
> >> ><metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:
> >> >
> >> >>On Sat, 27 Dec 2008 17:13:01 -0500, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org>
> >> >>wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >>>On Mon, 22 Dec 2008 22:21:07 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
> >> >>>wrote:
> >> >>>
> >> >>>>http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/
> >> >>>
> >> >>>the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
> >> >>
> >> >>that newspaper is for thick as ***** idiots who cannot cope with the
> >> >>long words in the real newspapers like the telegraph. they also think
> >> >>a dictionary is something you use to see how long your ***** is.
> >> >>
> >> >>btw years ago there was a **** take tv series of the sun type
> >> >>newspaper called 'hot metal'. the part that cracked me up the most
was
> >> >>the topless girl on page three in 3d. you had glasses you could
> >> >>rappidly change the lens colour so you could see her jiggling.
> >> >
> >> >you need more alien abductions in your news life. more real ****.
> >>
> >> we used to get enough of that on the front page of the daily sport. at
> >> one point, you could get a book with all the stranger front pages
> >> they've had. some you'd have loved.
> >
> >My fave in one of our sensation rags was, "My Cat Ruined My *** Life". I
> >didn't buy the rag, just amused myself as to how that could happen.
>
> that just reminded me of a story my mum told me about when she was
> living at a friend of hers and her husbands. apparently he came down
> stairs in the middle of the night, nekid, to get a drink, openend the
> fridge to get a drink, his dangly bits jiggled doing so and where
> attacked by thier pet cat!
When my son's first child was born, he and his wife took turns getting up at
night when the baby cried. If you do it right, you can change the baby's
diaper and warm up the bottle, feed and burp the baby and put her back to
bed without ever actually waking up.
He got up one night when the baby cried, changed her, warmed her bottle and
sat down on the sofa to feed her.
And sat square on the cat.
My son sleeps nude.
Much commotion ensued. My daughter in law rescued the baby, got her back to
sleep and applied antiseptics and sympathy to my son whilst trying mightily
not to laugh her *** off as my son was not amused.
I don't know what the moral of this story would be, except maybe he should
have turned the lights on before he sat down.
Smee
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> >Smee
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