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Fuck Yoko Ono :mad:

 

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"I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto

 

Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope

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FUCK the word FUCK !

Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time

 

"I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto

 

Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope

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Fuck Imigration

Pedro was trying to get into the U.S. legally through Immigration.

The Officer said "Pedro, you have passed all the tests, except there is one more test. Unless you pass it you cannot enter the U.S."

 

Pedro said, " O.K."

 

The officer said "Make a sentence using Yellow, Pink and Green."

 

Pedro thought for a few minutes and said "Mister Officer, I am ready."

 

The Officer said "Go ahead."

 

Pedro said "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, "Yellow, this is Pedro.'"

 

Needless to say, Pedro now lives in a neighborhood near you. Have a nice day!

Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.

- Mark Twain

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FUCK ME (Especially if you're a milf)

 

Fuck me for asking...but Im not well versed on todays straight anagrams.

 

Explain milf for a moment...all i find are obvious pay porn sites.

 

(i know its a woman liking something...)...but i dont know the actual anagram...

 

 

(i know im gonna regret asking this question)

-I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!!

-The Liver is evil and must be punished!

-The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?!

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MILF...

 

M= Mom

I= I'd

L= Like to

F= Fuck

 

Somebody else should fielded that question. :)

 

 

mom i'd like to fuck...really that is what it means.....new one on me...course in the gay world i could turn that one around...

 

Dilk....MEAOOOWWW...lol (kidding....i think)

-I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!!

-The Liver is evil and must be punished!

-The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?!

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Fuck the Yankees

 

 

 

oh yeah....

 

 

and Fuck Oklahoma

Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time

 

"I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto

 

Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope

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