The top 10 hazards of hunting. Being a friend and contributor of VP Dick Cheney tops the list at nu

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The top 10 dangers of hunting:

1) being a friend and contributor to Vice President Dick Cheney, and

going hunting with him. This learned one, and many others, have

wondered MANY times if Dick Cheney was ever drug tested after the

incident, as he should have been!

2) having committed adultery with one of your hunting buddies' wives,

or else molesting one or more of their small children

3) claiming someone else's kill as your own

4) having a "call of the prey" that is too accurate, and being

"tragically" shot when one of your hunting buddies confuses you with

the prey.

5) drinking too much alcohol and/or doing too many "recreationals" -

pot, coke, pills, etc.

6) being targetted by your "hunting buddies" for some of the many

sins, transgressions, and other indiscretions you have committed

against them.

7) going out on a hunt "on the cheap" and trying to drag a deer

carcass that weighs more than you 2 or 3 miles out of the woods

8) knowing that when you shoot an animal, that it could just as well

have been you that was the hunted, and having a heart attack at that

realization.

9) not dressing well enough for the hunt. Wearing your wife's or

daughter's underwear on the hunt, trying to "get lucky" with some of

the other gays.

10) walking over rough terrain whilst drunk, and "unfortunately"

falling over some rocks and into a 100 foot gorge below! oh, well!