They're Finally Letting My Posts Through

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: http://themedium.blogs.nytimes.com/...iece-on-internet-poltergeists/#comment-146832

Best post in teh thread! LOL

Stupid, Barney Generation, tweenage muppet ****, Pampers size 7
wearing prepube Webbies...good gawd...where the **** ARE their
parents?

I should make a primer for parents, liak, "Is your child a wannabe
troll turning sociopath?"

With helpful questions to ask yerself to make that determination liak:

"Does your child frequently bang their hands against the keyboard?"

"Does your child incessantly talk about online Webbie boards?"

"Did you NOT breast feed yer child?"

"Can you NOT remember the last time you gave your child a hug?"

"Do you use the Internet as a babysitter?"

"Do you NOT know your child's first name?"

"Do you beat your children?"

"Do close friends and family sodomize them?"

"Are they killing small animals?"

"Do they try and justify cruelty and hatred toward others?"

"Do they NOT have any friends?"

"Do the 'mean kids' at school pick on them?"

If you answered "yes" to four or more of those questions, yer child
may in fact be a sociopath in the making taking the guise of an online
troll. Electro-shock therapy is recommended to rectify the problem.

^__^

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Hatter Quotes
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"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
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