THIS IS A "PROBLEM"??

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Yup........I think they're gonna be selling a LOT of this "Health
Drink".........Heehee.........

"Man Sues Over Long-Lasting Erection
Jun 5 11:44 PM US/Eastern

NEW YORK (AP) - A man has sued the maker of the health drink Boost
Plus, claiming the vitamin-enriched beverage gave him an erection that
would not subside and caused him to be hospitalized.
The lawsuit filed by Christopher Woods of New York said he bought the
nutrition beverage made by the pharmaceutical company Novartis AG at a
drugstore on June 5, 2004, and drank it.

Woods' court papers say he woke up the next morning "with an erection
that would not subside" and sought treatment that day for the
condition, called severe priapism. "
 
"theloneranger100@aol.com" <ScreenRanger100@aol.com> wrote in message
news:1181159407.054379.106520@d30g2000prg.googlegroups.com...
> Yup........I think they're gonna be selling a LOT of this "Health
> Drink".........Heehee.........
>
> "Man Sues Over Long-Lasting Erection
> Jun 5 11:44 PM US/Eastern
>
> NEW YORK (AP) - A man has sued the maker of the health drink Boost
> Plus, claiming the vitamin-enriched beverage gave him an erection that
> would not subside and caused him to be hospitalized.
> The lawsuit filed by Christopher Woods of New York said he bought the
> nutrition beverage made by the pharmaceutical company Novartis AG at a
> drugstore on June 5, 2004, and drank it.
>
> Woods' court papers say he woke up the next morning "with an erection
> that would not subside" and sought treatment that day for the
> condition, called severe priapism. "
>

Hey Jak, I'd say we should chip-in and buy some of this stuff for Nemo,
assuming "he's a he"..
 
On Jun 6, 12:53?pm, "COL. BILL KILGORE" <w_s_kilg...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> "theloneranger...@aol.com" <ScreenRanger...@aol.com> wrote in message
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> news:1181159407.054379.106520@d30g2000prg.googlegroups.com...
>
>
>
>
>
> > Yup........I think they're gonna be selling a LOT of this "Health
> > Drink".........Heehee.........
>
> > "Man Sues Over Long-Lasting Erection
> > Jun 5 11:44 PM US/Eastern
>
> > NEW YORK (AP) - A man has sued the maker of the health drink Boost
> > Plus, claiming the vitamin-enriched beverage gave him an erection that
> > would not subside and caused him to be hospitalized.
> > The lawsuit filed by Christopher Woods of New York said he bought the
> > nutrition beverage made by the pharmaceutical company Novartis AG at a
> > drugstore on June 5, 2004, and drank it.
>
> > Woods' court papers say he woke up the next morning "with an erection
> > that would not subside" and sought treatment that day for the
> > condition, called severe priapism. "
>
> Hey Jak, I'd say we should chip-in and buy some of this stuff for Nemo,
> assuming "he's a he"..- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Heehee Colonel..........Charlene's been Stuck in a Knothole in his
Neighbor's Fence for YEARS now.........I hear they hung a Potted Plant
on their side of the fence..........
 
Well for someone like you who's only use for an erection is a circle jerk
with the local chapter of Trailer Park Trash for Bush, it may not be a
problem but for most normal people it would be.


"theloneranger100@aol.com" <ScreenRanger100@aol.com> wrote in message
news:1181159407.054379.106520@d30g2000prg.googlegroups.com...
> Yup........I think they're gonna be selling a LOT of this "Health
> Drink".........Heehee.........
>
> "Man Sues Over Long-Lasting Erection
> Jun 5 11:44 PM US/Eastern
>
> NEW YORK (AP) - A man has sued the maker of the health drink Boost
> Plus, claiming the vitamin-enriched beverage gave him an erection that
> would not subside and caused him to be hospitalized.
> The lawsuit filed by Christopher Woods of New York said he bought the
> nutrition beverage made by the pharmaceutical company Novartis AG at a
> drugstore on June 5, 2004, and drank it.
>
> Woods' court papers say he woke up the next morning "with an erection
> that would not subside" and sought treatment that day for the
> condition, called severe priapism. "
>
 
"COL. BILL KILGORE" <w_s_kilgore@yahoo.com> wrote in news:f473bk$9hp$1
@registered.motzarella.org:

>
> "theloneranger100@aol.com" <ScreenRanger100@aol.com> wrote in message
> news:1181159407.054379.106520@d30g2000prg.googlegroups.com...
>> Yup........I think they're gonna be selling a LOT of this "Health
>> Drink".........Heehee.........
>>
>> "Man Sues Over Long-Lasting Erection
>> Jun 5 11:44 PM US/Eastern
>>
>> NEW YORK (AP) - A man has sued the maker of the health drink Boost
>> Plus, claiming the vitamin-enriched beverage gave him an erection that
>> would not subside and caused him to be hospitalized.
>> The lawsuit filed by Christopher Woods of New York said he bought the
>> nutrition beverage made by the pharmaceutical company Novartis AG at a
>> drugstore on June 5, 2004, and drank it.
>>
>> Woods' court papers say he woke up the next morning "with an erection
>> that would not subside" and sought treatment that day for the
>> condition, called severe priapism. "

June 5, 2004? And he's just filing the lawsuit now? Wow, that IS a long
time to have an erection!

> Hey Jak, I'd say we should chip-in and buy some of this stuff for Nemo,
> assuming "he's a he"..

Why? Seems to me he's a huge dick 24/7 already.

--
The only place Al Gore conserves energy these days is on the treadmill. I
don't want to suggest that Al's getting big, but the last time I saw him on TV
I thought, "That reminds me -- we have to do something about saving the polar
bears."

Never mind his carbon footprint -- have you seen the size of Al Gore's regular
footprint lately? It's almost as deep as Janet Reno's.

The coming ass age - Ann Coulter
 
"COL. BILL KILGORE" <w_s_kilgore@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:f473bk$9hp$1@registered.motzarella.org...
>
> "theloneranger100@aol.com" <ScreenRanger100@aol.com> wrote in message
> news:1181159407.054379.106520@d30g2000prg.googlegroups.com...
>> Yup........I think they're gonna be selling a LOT of this "Health
>> Drink".........Heehee.........
>>
>> "Man Sues Over Long-Lasting Erection
>> Jun 5 11:44 PM US/Eastern
>>
>> NEW YORK (AP) - A man has sued the maker of the health drink Boost
>> Plus, claiming the vitamin-enriched beverage gave him an erection that
>> would not subside and caused him to be hospitalized.
>> The lawsuit filed by Christopher Woods of New York said he bought the
>> nutrition beverage made by the pharmaceutical company Novartis AG at a
>> drugstore on June 5, 2004, and drank it.
>>
>> Woods' court papers say he woke up the next morning "with an erection
>> that would not subside" and sought treatment that day for the
>> condition, called severe priapism. "
>>
>
> Hey Jak, I'd say we should chip-in and buy some of this stuff for Nemo,
> assuming "he's a he"..

How cute of you to hold Rumpranger's hand for him.

Bark, Kornhole!

Jim
 
Yak yakked:

> On Jun 6, 12:53?pm, "COL. BILL KILGORE" <w_s_kilg...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > "theloneranger...@aol.com" <ScreenRanger...@aol.com> wrote in message
> >
> > news:1181159407.054379.106520@d30g2000prg.googlegroups.com...
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > > Yup........I think they're gonna be selling a LOT of this "Health
> > > Drink".........Heehee.........
> >
> > > "Man Sues Over Long-Lasting Erection
> > > Jun 5 11:44 PM US/Eastern
> >
> > > NEW YORK (AP) - A man has sued the maker of the health drink Boost
> > > Plus, claiming the vitamin-enriched beverage gave him an erection that
> > > would not subside and caused him to be hospitalized.
> > > The lawsuit filed by Christopher Woods of New York said he bought the
> > > nutrition beverage made by the pharmaceutical company Novartis AG at a
> > > drugstore on June 5, 2004, and drank it.
> >
> > > Woods' court papers say he woke up the next morning "with an erection
> > > that would not subside" and sought treatment that day for the
> > > condition, called severe priapism. "
> >
> > Hey Jak, I'd say we should chip-in and buy some of this stuff for Nemo,
> > assuming "he's a he"..- Hide quoted text -
> >
> > - Show quoted text -
>
> Heehee Colonel..........Charlene's been Stuck in a Knothole in his
> Neighbor's Fence for YEARS now.........I hear they hung a Potted Plant
> on their side of the fence..........


And the plant was a VENUS FLYTRAP, too.........it et Nemo's peenie RIGHT
up.........

--
Best
Greg
 
"theloneranger100@aol.com" <ScreenRanger100@aol.com> wrote in
news:1181159407.054379.106520@d30g2000prg.googlegroups.com:

> Yup........I think they're gonna be selling a LOT of this "Health
> Drink".........Heehee.........
>
> "Man Sues Over Long-Lasting Erection
> Jun 5 11:44 PM US/Eastern
>
> NEW YORK (AP) - A man has sued the maker of the health drink Boost
> Plus, claiming the vitamin-enriched beverage gave him an erection that
> would not subside and caused him to be hospitalized.
> The lawsuit filed by Christopher Woods of New York said he bought the
> nutrition beverage made by the pharmaceutical company Novartis AG at a
> drugstore on June 5, 2004, and drank it.
>
> Woods' court papers say he woke up the next morning "with an erection
> that would not subside" and sought treatment that day for the
> condition, called severe priapism. "
>

Thanks for admitting that you are a premature ejaculator.

--
"The three separate branches of government were developed as a check and
balance for one another. It is within the court
 
"theloneranger100@aol.com" <ScreenRanger100@aol.com> wrote in
news:1181159407.054379.106520@d30g2000prg.googlegroups.com:

> NEW YORK (AP) - A man has sued the maker of the health drink Boost
> Plus, claiming the vitamin-enriched beverage gave him an erection that
> would not subside

I wonder if I can sue Pamela Anderson.....

--
The only place Al Gore conserves energy these days is on the treadmill. I
don't want to suggest that Al's getting big, but the last time I saw him on TV
I thought, "That reminds me -- we have to do something about saving the polar
bears."

Never mind his carbon footprint -- have you seen the size of Al Gore's regular
footprint lately? It's almost as deep as Janet Reno's.

The coming ass age - Ann Coulter
 
"Jim Alder" <jimalder@ssnet.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9948918F5131jimaldersssnetcom@216.196.97.142...
> "theloneranger100@aol.com" <ScreenRanger100@aol.com> wrote in
> news:1181159407.054379.106520@d30g2000prg.googlegroups.com:
>
>> NEW YORK (AP) - A man has sued the maker of the health drink Boost
>> Plus, claiming the vitamin-enriched beverage gave him an erection that
>> would not subside
>
> I wonder if I can sue Pamela Anderson.....

Ye flipping gods -- do you even remember what self-respect felt like?

Jim
 
"Clave" <ClaviusNoSpamDammit@cablespeed.com> wrote in
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> "Jim Alder" <jimalder@ssnet.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns9948918F5131jimaldersssnetcom@216.196.97.142...
>> "theloneranger100@aol.com" <ScreenRanger100@aol.com> wrote in
>> news:1181159407.054379.106520@d30g2000prg.googlegroups.com:
>>
>>> NEW YORK (AP) - A man has sued the maker of the health drink Boost
>>> Plus, claiming the vitamin-enriched beverage gave him an erection that
>>> would not subside
>>
>> I wonder if I can sue Pamela Anderson.....
>
> Ye flipping gods -- do you even remember what self-respect felt like?

I'll certainly never learn it from you.

--
The only place Al Gore conserves energy these days is on the treadmill. I
don't want to suggest that Al's getting big, but the last time I saw him on TV
I thought, "That reminds me -- we have to do something about saving the polar
bears."

Never mind his carbon footprint -- have you seen the size of Al Gore's regular
footprint lately? It's almost as deep as Janet Reno's.

The coming ass age - Ann Coulter
 
"Jim Alder" <jimalder@ssnet.com> wrote in message
news:Xns994822730E0A2jimaldersssnetcom@216.196.97.142...
> "Clave" <ClaviusNoSpamDammit@cablespeed.com> wrote in
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>
>> "Jim Alder" <jimalder@ssnet.com> wrote in message
>> news:Xns9948918F5131jimaldersssnetcom@216.196.97.142...
>>> "theloneranger100@aol.com" <ScreenRanger100@aol.com> wrote in
>>> news:1181159407.054379.106520@d30g2000prg.googlegroups.com:
>>>
>>>> NEW YORK (AP) - A man has sued the maker of the health drink Boost
>>>> Plus, claiming the vitamin-enriched beverage gave him an erection that
>>>> would not subside
>>>
>>> I wonder if I can sue Pamela Anderson.....
>>
>> Ye flipping gods -- do you even remember what self-respect felt like?
>
> I'll certainly never learn it from you.

And all you have to come back with is IKYABWAI.

That's even sadder than admitting in public that Pamela Anderson gives you a
permanent boner.

I mean, holy ****.

Jim
 
In article <dbGdndqpz6zZDfrbnZ2dnUVZ_t-mnZ2d@cablespeedwa.com>, Clave
<ClaviusNoSpamDammit@cablespeed.com> wrote:

> "Jim Alder" <jimalder@ssnet.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns9948918F5131jimaldersssnetcom@216.196.97.142...
> > "theloneranger100@aol.com" <ScreenRanger100@aol.com> wrote in
> > news:1181159407.054379.106520@d30g2000prg.googlegroups.com:
> >
> >> NEW YORK (AP) - A man has sued the maker of the health drink Boost
> >> Plus, claiming the vitamin-enriched beverage gave him an erection that
> >> would not subside
> >
> > I wonder if I can sue Pamela Anderson.....
>
> Ye flipping gods -- do you even remember what self-respect felt like?
>
> Jim
>

Two common things people won't admit to are, being a bad driver and
having no sense of humor. How's your driving by the way?
 
"Clave" <ClaviusNoSpamDammit@cablespeed.com> wrote in news:39Cdneltn-
WoX_rbnZ2dnUVZ_tmknZ2d@cablespeedwa.com:

> "Jim Alder" <jimalder@ssnet.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns994822730E0A2jimaldersssnetcom@216.196.97.142...
>> "Clave" <ClaviusNoSpamDammit@cablespeed.com> wrote in
>> news:dbGdndqpz6zZDfrbnZ2dnUVZ_t-mnZ2d@cablespeedwa.com:
>>
>>> "Jim Alder" <jimalder@ssnet.com> wrote in message
>>> news:Xns9948918F5131jimaldersssnetcom@216.196.97.142...
>>>> "theloneranger100@aol.com" <ScreenRanger100@aol.com> wrote in
>>>> news:1181159407.054379.106520@d30g2000prg.googlegroups.com:
>>>>
>>>>> NEW YORK (AP) - A man has sued the maker of the health drink Boost
>>>>> Plus, claiming the vitamin-enriched beverage gave him an erection that
>>>>> would not subside
>>>>
>>>> I wonder if I can sue Pamela Anderson.....
>>>
>>> Ye flipping gods -- do you even remember what self-respect felt like?
>>
>> I'll certainly never learn it from you.
>
> And all you have to come back with is IKYABWAI.

I just love it when you losers posts a stupid insult, then whine when
William F Bucley doesn't respond.

> That's even sadder than admitting in public that Pamela Anderson gives you a
> permanent boner.

It's called a JOKE here on Earth, you collossal nincompoop.

> I mean, holy ****.

More leftist eloquence.

--
The only place Al Gore conserves energy these days is on the treadmill. I
don't want to suggest that Al's getting big, but the last time I saw him on TV
I thought, "That reminds me -- we have to do something about saving the polar
bears."

Never mind his carbon footprint -- have you seen the size of Al Gore's regular
footprint lately? It's almost as deep as Janet Reno's.

The coming ass age - Ann Coulter
 
"theloneranger100@aol.com" <ScreenRanger100@aol.com> wrote in message
news:1181159407.054379.106520@d30g2000prg.googlegroups.com...
> Yup........I think they're gonna be selling a LOT of this "Health
> Drink".........Heehee.........

To you no doubt.

> "Man Sues Over Long-Lasting Erection
> Jun 5 11:44 PM US/Eastern
>
> NEW YORK (AP) - A man has sued the maker of the health drink Boost
> Plus, claiming the vitamin-enriched beverage gave him an erection that
> would not subside and caused him to be hospitalized.
> The lawsuit filed by Christopher Woods of New York said he bought the
> nutrition beverage made by the pharmaceutical company Novartis AG at a
> drugstore on June 5, 2004, and drank it.
>
> Woods' court papers say he woke up the next morning "with an erection
> that would not subside" and sought treatment that day for the
> condition, called severe priapism. "
>
 

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