Timmay is literally Burnore's bitch.

[Suzieflame]

BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE

The winner is...TIM "THREE ****ING WEEKS" THORNE,
TRAINED BY GARY BURNORE!

26 votes YES
01 votes NO

Congratualations, Dimmy, and good work, Gary! Dimmy now has a new AUK
award to enshrine in his .sig, and Gary now has the complete set of
merit awards for kookologists.

Suzie
--
Suzieflame

 

[Timmay!]

Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:

>BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
>
> The winner is...TIM "THREE ****ING WEEKS" THORNE,
> TRAINED BY GARY BURNORE!
>
> 26 votes YES
> 01 votes NO
>
>Congratualations, Dimmy, and good work, Gary!

Felching Burntwhore. I'll bet that isn't a new low for you.

>Dimmy now has a new AUK award to enshrine in his .sig,

Ask Santa for a sense of humour. You need it.

--
Timmay!

"I wonder if aft realises they are taking killfile advice from
Usenet's No.1 newsgroup invader?" Fifth-rate Suzieflame pays homage in
<77b0od$ub2$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com>

 

[Suzieflame]

On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 00:11:56 +0100, Timmay!
<timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:

>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>
>>BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
>>
>> The winner is...TIM "THREE ****ING WEEKS" THORNE,
>> TRAINED BY GARY BURNORE!
>>
>> 26 votes YES
>> 01 votes NO
>>
>>Congratualations, Dimmy, and good work, Gary!
>
>Felching Burntwhore. I'll bet that isn't a new low for you.

That was the direct quotation from AUK, Dimmay. Nothing added, nothign
taken away (except your dignity).

>>Dimmy now has a new AUK award to enshrine in his .sig,
>
>Ask Santa for a sense of humour. You need it.

There, there, Mr Grumpy...

Suzie
--
Suzieflame

 

[Timmay!]

Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
>>>
>>> The winner is...TIM "THREE ****ING WEEKS" THORNE,
>>> TRAINED BY GARY BURNORE!
>>>
>>> 26 votes YES
>>> 01 votes NO
>>>
>>>Congratualations, Dimmy, and good work, Gary!
>>
>>Felching Burntwhore. I'll bet that isn't a new low for you.
>
>That was the direct quotation from AUK, Dimmay.

The subject line wasnt. Did felching Burntwhore make you feel dirty?

>Nothing added, nothign taken away (except your dignity).

I don't see too many AUK crossposts here. Its been fairly ****wit free
in AF since I spanked a few of them out of here, present company
excluded of course.

--
Timmay!

"I wonder if aft realises they're taking killfile advice from Usenet's
No.1 newsgroup invader?" Fifth-rate Suzieflame pays homage in
<77b0od$ub2$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com>

 

[Suzieflame]

On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 18:55:19 +0100, Timmay!
<timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:

>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
>>>>
>>>> The winner is...TIM "THREE ****ING WEEKS" THORNE,
>>>> TRAINED BY GARY BURNORE!
>>>>
>>>> 26 votes YES
>>>> 01 votes NO
>>>>
>>>>Congratualations, Dimmy, and good work, Gary!
>>>
>>>Felching Burntwhore. I'll bet that isn't a new low for you.
>>
>>That was the direct quotation from AUK, Dimmay.
>
>The subject line wasnt.

<sigh>

Is straw clutching a seasonal thinkg where you live, or something you
do as a daily routine?

>Did felching Burntwhore make you feel dirty?

Does being his bitch satisfy your need for recognition?

>>Nothing added, nothign taken away (except your dignity).
>
>I don't see too many AUK crossposts here.

You do now. HAND.

Suzie
--
Suzieflame

 

[K. A. Cannon]

Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> posted
<tu9ge3ds5lvgdqnf4e1v846hbfgelf9jjs@4ax.com> in alt.flame on Wed, 12
Sep 2007 18:55:19 +0100:

<snippy>

>I don't see too many AUK crossposts here. Its been fairly ****wit free
>in AF since I spanked a few of them out of here, present company
>excluded of course.

Such lovely a delusion you've constructed for yourself Timbo.

Perhaps you might consider the fact that a dot f is not crossposted to
because it's ****ing deader than 2 week old road kill.



--
K. A. Cannon
kcannon at insurgent dot org
(change the orgy to org to reply)

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today.
It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-Charles Schultz

COOSN-266-06-02374
Hammer of Thor, April 2005
PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER June 2007
#9 People ruining UseNet lits.
#6 Top Assholes on the Net lits.
#5 Most hated Usenetizens of all time
#15 AUK psychos and felons lits
#5 Cog in the AUK Hate Machine

 

[Timmay!]

On Thu, 13 Sep 2007 11:51:14 -0400, K. A. Cannon
<kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote in
<fcbm1i$h4k$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:

>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> posted
><tu9ge3ds5lvgdqnf4e1v846hbfgelf9jjs@4ax.com> in alt.flame on Wed, 12
>Sep 2007 18:55:19 +0100:
>
><snippy>
>
>>I don't see too many AUK crossposts here. Its been fairly ****wit free
>>in AF since I spanked a few of them out of here, present company
>>excluded of course.
>
>Such lovely a delusion you've constructed for yourself Timbo.
>
>Perhaps you might consider the fact that a dot f is not crossposted to
>because it's ****ing deader than 2 week old road kill.

I killed it just like I killed Hell Flame Wars.
[ow...is my butt still pink or WOT?]

 

[Timmay!]

Timmay! <sharon@lart.com> posted
<fcbn4j$j8p$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com> in alt.flame on Thu, 13
Sep 2007 12:11:44 -0400:

>On Thu, 13 Sep 2007 11:51:14 -0400, K. A. Cannon
><kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote in
><fcbm1i$h4k$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:
>
>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> posted
>><tu9ge3ds5lvgdqnf4e1v846hbfgelf9jjs@4ax.com> in alt.flame on Wed, 12
>>Sep 2007 18:55:19 +0100:
>>
>><snippy>
>>
>>>I don't see too many AUK crossposts here. Its been fairly ****wit free
>>>in AF since I spanked a few of them out of here, present company
>>>excluded of course.
>>
>>Such lovely a delusion you've constructed for yourself Timbo.
>>
>>Perhaps you might consider the fact that a dot f is not crossposted to
>>because it's ****ing deader than 2 week old road kill.
>
>I killed it just like I killed Hell Flame Wars.
>[ow...is my butt still pink or WOT?]

Everyone knows that I am the bestest Fwame Warrior A dot ****ing F has
ever seen, if I do say so myself, and I do say so myself quite a lot.

--
K. A. Cannon
kcannon at insurgent dot org
(change the orgy to org to reply)

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today.
It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-Charles Schultz

COOSN-266-06-02374
Hammer of Thor, April 2005
PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER June 2007
#9 People ruining UseNet lits.
#6 Top Assholes on the Net lits.
#5 Most hated Usenetizens of all time
#15 AUK psychos and felons lits
#5 Cog in the AUK Hate Machine

 

[Timmay !]

On Thu, 13 Sep 2007 13:12:48 -0400, Timmay! <kcannon@insurgent.orgy>
wrote in <fcbqqg$rjd$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:

>Timmay! <sharon@lart.com> posted
><fcbn4j$j8p$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com> in alt.flame on Thu, 13
>Sep 2007 12:11:44 -0400:
>
>>On Thu, 13 Sep 2007 11:51:14 -0400, K. A. Cannon
>><kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote in
>><fcbm1i$h4k$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:
>>
>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> posted
>>><tu9ge3ds5lvgdqnf4e1v846hbfgelf9jjs@4ax.com> in alt.flame on Wed, 12
>>>Sep 2007 18:55:19 +0100:
>>>
>>><snippy>
>>>
>>>>I don't see too many AUK crossposts here. Its been fairly ****wit free
>>>>in AF since I spanked a few of them out of here, present company
>>>>excluded of course.
>>>
>>>Such lovely a delusion you've constructed for yourself Timbo.
>>>
>>>Perhaps you might consider the fact that a dot f is not crossposted to
>>>because it's ****ing deader than 2 week old road kill.
>>
>>I killed it just like I killed Hell Flame Wars.
>>[ow...is my butt still pink or WOT?]
>
>Everyone knows that I am the bestest Fwame Warrior A dot ****ing F has
>ever seen, if I do say so myself, and I do say so myself quite a lot.

Stop forging me, you limp-wristed Flame God wannabe. I am the real
talent here.

 

[Timmay!]

K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> posted
>
><snippy>
>
>>I don't see too many AUK crossposts here. Its been fairly ****wit free
>>in AF since I spanked a few of them out of here, present company
>>excluded of course.
>
>Such lovely a delusion you've constructed for yourself Timbo.

Not really. The last mass of crossposts from you fawning ****wits
ended up with several of you getting spanked over capitalisations in
the Unix command line. Lionel got spanked for spamming. Burnore got
spanked for being a pervert, yet again.

>Perhaps you might consider the fact that a dot f is not crossposted to
>because it's ****ing deader than 2 week old road kill.

But not quite as dead as the average brain in AUK.

--
Timmay!

Kook of the Month May 1999
Golden Killfile Sept 1999
Looney Maroon Dec 1998
Looney Maroon Feb 1999
Palmjob Paddle Nov 1999
Palmjob Paddle Oct 2000
George Pickett Sept 2000
George Pickett Oct 2000
Busted Urinal Award
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
Tar & Feathers Award
Kook Kard Deck, Three of Spades

 

[Timmay!]

Timmay! <sharon@lart.com> wrote:

>[ow...is my butt still pink or WOT?]

Maybe you got hit on the arse by a flying plank of wood after a
tornado roared through the east of Kentucky, that most famous of
hotspots in Tornado Alley?

--
Timmay!

Kook of the Month May 1999
Golden Killfile Sept 1999
Looney Maroon Dec 1998
Looney Maroon Feb 1999
Palmjob Paddle Nov 1999
Palmjob Paddle Oct 2000
George Pickett Sept 2000
George Pickett Oct 2000
Busted Urinal Award
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
Tar & Feathers Award
Kook Kard Deck, Three of Spades

 

[Timmay!]

Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
>>>>>
>>>>> The winner is...TIM "THREE ****ING WEEKS" THORNE,
>>>>> TRAINED BY GARY BURNORE!
>>>>>
>>>>> 26 votes YES
>>>>> 01 votes NO
>>>>>
>>>>>Congratualations, Dimmy, and good work, Gary!
>>>>
>>>>Felching Burntwhore. I'll bet that isn't a new low for you.
>>>
>>>That was the direct quotation from AUK, Dimmay.
>>
>>The subject line wasnt.
>
><sigh>
>
>Is straw clutching a seasonal thinkg where you live, or something you
>do as a daily routine?

Oh deary me, did you just forget you were felching Burnore in the
subject line?

>>Did felching Burntwhore make you feel dirty?
>
>Does being his bitch satisfy your need for recognition?

Does felching him so openly fulfill your desire to feel really dirty?

>>>Nothing added, nothign taken away (except your dignity).
>>
>>I don't see too many AUK crossposts here.
>
>You do now. HAND.

You did something useful for once. Well done.

--
Timmay!

"I wonder if aft realises they're taking killfile advice from Usenet's
No.1 newsgroup invader?" Fifth-rate Suzieflame pays homage in
<77b0od$ub2$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com>

 

[Pinku-Sensei]

Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote in
news:jseje3tlk0mlqaghgulpim2ebj35172v1k@4ax.com:

> --
> Timmay!

Hey, Dimmy! Your .sig is defective.

> Kook of the Month May 1999
> Golden Killfile Sept 1999
> Looney Maroon Dec 1998
> Looney Maroon Feb 1999
> Palmjob Paddle Nov 1999
> Palmjob Paddle Oct 2000
> George Pickett Sept 2000
> George Pickett Oct 2000
> Busted Urinal Award
> George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
> Tar & Feathers Award
> Kook Kard Deck, Three of Spades
> Barbara Woodhouse Memorial "Dog Whistle" Award Aug 2007

There, F1><0R3D.
--
Pinku-Sensei
Co-FNVW of AUK
Acting Pollmaster of AFA-B
Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in rec.arts.marching.drumcorps
http://www.caballista.org/auk/index.html

 

[Pinku-Sensei]

Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote in
news:jseje3tlk0mlqaghgulpim2ebj35172v1k@4ax.com:

> --
> Timmay!

Hey, Dimmy! Your .sig is defective.

> Kook of the Month May 1999
> Golden Killfile Sept 1999
> Looney Maroon Dec 1998
> Looney Maroon Feb 1999
> Palmjob Paddle Nov 1999
> Palmjob Paddle Oct 2000
> George Pickett Sept 2000
> George Pickett Oct 2000
> Busted Urinal Award
> George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
> Tar & Feathers Award
> Kook Kard Deck, Three of Spades
> Barbara Woodhouse Memorial "Dog Whistle" Award Aug 2007

There, F1><0R3D.
--
Pinku-Sensei
Co-FNVW of AUK
Acting Pollmaster of AFA-B
Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in rec.arts.marching.drumcorps
http://www.caballista.org/auk/index.html

 

[Timmay!]

"Pinku-Sensei" <pinku-sensei@caballista.org> wrote:
>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
[...]
>Hey, Dimmy! Your .sig is defective.

So? Your brain is defective and I'm not posting to AUK screaming at
the top of my lungs asking you to change it. I'll update my sig when
you get a lobotomy or an original thought. OK?

--
Timmay!

Kook of the Month May 1999
Golden Killfile Sept 1999
Looney Maroon Dec 1998
Looney Maroon Feb 1999
Palmjob Paddle Nov 1999
Palmjob Paddle Oct 2000
George Pickett Sept 2000
George Pickett Oct 2000
Busted Urinal Award
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
Tar & Feathers Award
Kook Kard Deck, Three of Spades

 

[Pinku-Sensei]

Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote in
news:akdne3lv05d16bq3ht5pmlahchnp0h18ep@4ax.com:

> "Pinku-Sensei" <pinku-sensei@caballista.org> wrote:
>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
> [...]
>>Hey, Dimmy! Your .sig is defective.
>
> So? Your brain is defective

Nice PKB, Dimmy. The 2-Belo had the best take on the quality of your
gray matter when he pretended to be a zombie while responding to you.
He made the stereotypical undead call for "brains" and then walked
/away/ from you.

Message-ID: <cf1003pats9dvk543t2urqv8idbto5obfp@4ax.com>

> and I'm not posting to AUK screaming at
> the top of my lungs asking you to change it.

And for that, we (tinw) are eternally grateful.

> I'll update my sig when
> you get a lobotomy

Request denied. I'd much rather have a bottle in front of me than have
a frontal lobotomy.

> or an original thought. OK?

As if I'd trust you to be a judge of original thought.

Your .sig is still defective. Be sure to lits /all/ of your AUK awards
in the future--or are that ashamed to be recognized as being owned by
Gary Burnore?
--
Pinku-Sensei
Co-FNVW of AUK
Acting Pollmaster of AFA-B
Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in rec.arts.marching.drumcorps
http://www.caballista.org/auk/index.html

 

[John \C\]

"Pinku-Sensei" <pinku-sensei@caballista.org> wrote in message

> Your .sig is still defective.

You are still Gay, Pinky Sue.

http://www.jibjab.com/starring_you/receipt/695481

HJ
--

AUK does not need another Michael Baldwin Bruce.
- pinku-sen...@caballista.org

"Silly little awards"
- pinku-sen...@caballista.org

"I don't like out-of-control kookologists; they make AUK look bad."
- pinku-sen...@caballista.org

"we (tinw) really do it for our own entertainment"
- pinku-sen...@caballista.org

"There are no rules"
- Kadaitcha Man (RIP)

"Everything I type is a lie."
- Art Deco <erfc@caballista.org>

I know AUK to be exactly what it is...a pit of chaos...nothing more,
nothing less.
- K.A. Cannon

 

[Timmay!]

"Pinku-Sensei" <pinku-sensei@caballista.org> wrote:
>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>> "Pinku-Sensei" <pinku-sensei@caballista.org> wrote:
>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>> [...]
>>>Hey, Dimmy! Your .sig is defective.
>>
>> So? Your brain is defective
>
>Nice PKB, Dimmy.

This is why I utterly despise the flotsam and jetsam of AUK. You've
got nothing in your armory. Your repertoire is utterly deplete of
originality. You're completely devoid of intelligence and wit. You've
fired up those neurons, pondered over the response and the stunning
start to your post is 'PKB'.

>The 2-Belo had the best take on the quality of your gray matter when
>he pretended to be a zombie while responding to you. He made the
>stereotypical undead call for "brains" and then walked /away/ from you.

So, what you're saying is that if all the minds in AUK collaborated on
delivering stunning wit and repartee you couldn't come up with
something better than a ten second gag from the halfling?

A question for you. Has Boyd reciprocated or is this unrequited love?

>>and I'm not posting to AUK screaming at the top of my lungs asking you to change it.
>
>And for that, we (tinw) are eternally grateful.

I'd be grateful if there was less mediocrity crossposted to alt.flame,
but I don't suppose you'll take the hint any time soon.

>> I'll update my sig when you get a lobotomy
>
>Request denied. I'd much rather have a bottle in front of me than have
>a frontal lobotomy.

Such a lack of originality. You'll be forwarding Dorothy Parker a
royalty cheque for repeating her oft used phrase and trying to pass it
off as your own?

>> or an original thought. OK?
>
>As if I'd trust you to be a judge of original thought.

Writes a cretin, five seconds after ripping off an oft used Dorothy
Parker phrase and trying to pass it off as its own.

>Your .sig is still defective.

So is your brain. Fix it.

>Be sure to lits /all/ of your AUK awards in the future--or are that
>ashamed to be recognized as being owned by Gary Burnore?

Recognised by whom? A bunch of kooks? Don't make me laugh.

--
Timmay!

Kook of the Month May 1999
Golden Killfile Sept 1999
Looney Maroon Dec 1998
Looney Maroon Feb 1999
Palmjob Paddle Nov 1999
Palmjob Paddle Oct 2000
George Pickett Sept 2000
George Pickett Oct 2000
Busted Urinal Award
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
Tar & Feathers Award
Kook Kard Deck, Three of Spades

 

[Suzieflame]

On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 01:15:53 +0100, Timmay!
<timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:

>I'd be grateful if there was less mediocrity crossposted to alt.flame

Please make a note not to allow Timmay to cross-post into alt.flame.

Suzie
--
Suzieflame

 

[Timmay!]

Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>
>>I'd be grateful if there was less mediocrity crossposted to alt.flame
>
>Please make a note not to allow Timmay to cross-post into alt.flame.

Tired of felching Burnore already, Snooze?

--
Timmay!

"I wonder if aft realises they are taking killfile advice from
Usenet's No.1 newsgroup invader?" Fifth-rate Suzieflame pays homage in
<77b0od$ub2$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com>