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Most likely giant fireflies. People like to imagine it is the government, or UFO's, when there is a perfectly natural explanation.

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While I don't beleive that modern man knows all there is to know...I am very much a 'show me' kind of person. My ability to accept things on faith has been strained to the point where its gone altogether.

 

If a green person with 3 eyes walked up to me I would be more likely to believe I had clearly lost my mind and in need of some serious medication and a straight jacket.

 

I tend to reach for the most logical, least interesting conclusion in any given circumstance. Therefore it would be FAR more likely that I had in fact gone insane then an actual alien was walking up to me on my lawn here in little old Debary.

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Then how do you explain the origins of Superman?

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Is that you?

 

And didn't He-Man emerge from a circle of sparkles?

 

Or was that Shera?

 

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Well they definately aren't aliens that's for sure. Aliens don't fly space ships. Usually they're found on foot or in dilapidated pick up trucks near the extreme south of Texas and California

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Well they definately aren't aliens that's for sure. Aliens don't fly space ships. Usually they're found on foot or in dilapidated pick up trucks near the extreme south of Texas and California

 

Now that was funny...I think they normally have some burritos with them as well, smell vaguely farty from so many beans in their diet...etc.

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I look at this subject as a "law of averages" type thing.

 

Face it, there are 1000's of "sightings" every year, all over the world, yes?

 

Odds are, at least one of them has to be real.

 

I'll wager that no one has a clue what the fuck they are talking about. If UFO's, martians, extraterrestial life does exist, why in the hell would they show themselves to one specific class of humanity?

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That fucker is so paranoid, it is starting to get humorous. Why couldn't he bunker down with George? Or are they still not talking to eachother? :p

 

The brains and braun of the administration were taken to a safer locale than Bush, because the war machine can not turn without the real driver.

 

They aren't exactly Tango and Cash these days.

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I look at this subject as a "law of averages" type thing.

 

Face it, there are 1000's of "sightings" every year, all over the world, yes?

 

Odds are, at least one of them has to be real.

 

 

Do you know how many truly crazy people there are out there, people who bay at the moon, reguarly talk to people no one else can see, people who have command hallucinations...people who think they need to wear a tin foil hat to keep someone, George Bush or whoever from reading their thoughts???

 

Its completely posible that seeing UFOs is one of their stock fantasies like reoccupation with religion, actually being GOD...haven't you noticed the theme among some that they have been anally probed?? Sounds like my other favorite stock fantasy, sexual preoccupation and in this case in a person with repressed homosexual leanings...isn't that more likely then people from other planets are visiting good ole Earth???

 

If there are people on other planets I have always figured they must be pretty advanced...what happened...did their cloaking system fail???

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Do you know how many truly crazy people there are out there, people who bay at the moon, reguarly talk to people no one else can see, people who have command hallucinations...people who think they need to wear a tin foil hat to keep someone, George Bush or whoever from reading their thoughts???

 

Its completely posible that seeing UFOs is one of their stock fantasies like reoccupation with religion, actually being GOD...haven't you noticed the theme among some that they have been anally probed?? Sounds like my other favorite stock fantasy, sexual preoccupation and in this case in a person with repressed homosexual leanings...isn't that more likely then people from other planets are visiting good ole Earth???

 

If there are people on other planets I have always figured they must be pretty advanced...what happened...did their cloaking system fail???

 

The only response I have to this, and the previous one stating that there are nuts all over the place is:

 

Just from the many documentaries I've watched, and the interviews with the folks that saw the "ufo" (I'm not talking martians, and alien abductions, and shit) that these folks seem to be very intelliegent, and sane. Several were airline pilots. And, there was a very good documentary about a mass sighting over the skies of Illinois. Several policeman were witnesses.

 

I, for one, will keep an open mind on this subject. It would be mighty arrogant of the human race, methinks, to assume that we could be the only planet in an undefined area (space) that could harbor intelligent life.

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The only response I have to this, and the previous one stating that there are nuts all over the place is:

 

Just from the many documentaries I've watched, and the interviews with the folks that saw the "ufo" (I'm not talking martians, and alien abductions, and shit) that these folks seem to be very intelliegent, and sane. Several were airline pilots. And, there was a very good documentary about a mass sighting over the skies of Illinois. Several policeman were witnesses.

 

I, for one, will keep an open mind on this subject. It would be mighty arrogant of the human race, methinks, to assume that we could be the only planet in an undefined area (space) that could harbor intelligent life.

 

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"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

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