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"VideO Madness" "ToNITE, yOur DJ is a CLoWN!!!..."
COlOnel Jake Enterprises?
Presents
(http://www.coloneljake.com/avideo/001B/)
Mon, 3 Nov 2008 07:17:10 +0000 (UTC)
<gem8hm$b9q$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler of AUK
<wrangler@caballista.org> posted below:
Here follows the one true ballot for the October 2008 Usenet Kook
Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
you are a notorious net.kook
you attempt to vote twice
you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
you vote for or against yourself
you vote in a thread other than this one
you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
you have officially been declared non-existent
you are under the protection of a Formosa ruling
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) EST on November 9th to cast your votes.
Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be you .
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
KOOK OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Alan Connor posting as Sidney Lambe
Bob Milby Jr. AKA Patriot Games
Neither of the above
Abstain
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Andrew B. Chung
Bozo De Niro of alt.comedy.standup
GitRDunn
None of the above
Abstain
COWARD OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Bozo de Niro of alt.comedy.standup
"Fake Snarky"
Reality_Check/Prof_Jonez
None of the above
Abstain
LOONEY MAROON AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Charles Lysaght and his "blargh"
Gunner Asch
Neither of the above
Abstain
GOLDEN KILLFILE
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Mark Morgan fanclub of rec.radio.amateur.policy
Reality_Check/Prof_Jonez
Neither of the above
Abstain
PALMJOB PADDLE
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
bobandcarole AKA "Anonymous Coward Stalker of Emerson Wainwright"
GitRDunn
Neither of the above
Abstain
TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
babaloonie
Captain Neal AKA Gregory Hall
Neither of the above
Abstain
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Charles Lysaght
Reality_Check/Prof_Jonez
Neither of the above
Abstain
72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
Azure
YES
NO
Abstain
ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Cue/Lil/Fezule
Captain Neal AKA Gregory Hall
Neither of the above
Abstain
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Gregory Hall, trained by Ray Banana of motzarella.org
Raymond Karczewski, trained by Chadwick Stone
Roger "Woger" Wiseman, trained by Lee Jackson Beauregard
None of the above
Abstain
PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
Bertie the Bunyip (Lifetime achievement)
YES
NO
Abstain
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
(Vote for one or abstain)
Azure and David "Yads" Yadallee AKA The Doctor
Bob Milby Jr. AKA Patriot Games, Gunner Asch,
and Jerry of misc.survivalism
Abstain
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Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.
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<compliments of Steve Leyland>
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|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
'-~~;'@ ( ; ;
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
(,_..----''' (,..--''
Meow
</compliments of Steve Leyland>
"Meow" "Let me see?!?!?! (your *****)..."
COlOnel Jake Enterprises?
Presents
(http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/meow001/)
><((((?>`?.??.???`?.?.???`?...?><((((?>?.
???`?.?. , . .???`?.. ><((((?>`?.??.???`?.?.???`?...?><((((?>
"Thats Entertainment" doo-dah, boom-bomb-bah-bumpy-doo-dah, doo-dah
--
Colonel Jake'sters:
'Plain-Azzed-Texted' Signature - High Speed
(http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page200/)
'Plain-Azzed-Texted' Signature - Dialup
(http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page201/)
AUK Pardon & Franchise Restored
(http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page018/)
Order of Lenin for Usefulness
(http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page017/)
Official Alt.Usenet.KoOks der'KoOkshite
(http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Alt.usenet.kooks)
(http://tinyurl.com/AUKFAQ)
?,.,?
:And then some...
`^'^?
</break>
--
The Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler of alt.usenet.kooks
(http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Alt.usenet.kooks)
(http://tinyurl.com/AUKFAQ)
<break>
<bows head and kneels on one knee>
"All Hail!!!,...., The Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler!!!..."
</break>
[???xYx???] "All Hail The FNVW" [???xYx???]
[???xYx???] [???xYx???]
<newsfroups added>
"VideO Madness" "ToNITE, yOur DJ is a CLoWN!!!..."
COlOnel Jake Enterprises?
Presents
(http://www.coloneljake.com/avideo/001B/)
Mon, 3 Nov 2008 07:17:10 +0000 (UTC)
<gem8hm$b9q$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler of AUK
<wrangler@caballista.org> posted below:
Here follows the one true ballot for the October 2008 Usenet Kook
Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
you are a notorious net.kook
you attempt to vote twice
you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
you vote for or against yourself
you vote in a thread other than this one
you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
you have officially been declared non-existent
you are under the protection of a Formosa ruling
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) EST on November 9th to cast your votes.
Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be you .
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
KOOK OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Alan Connor posting as Sidney Lambe
Bob Milby Jr. AKA Patriot Games
Neither of the above
Abstain
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Andrew B. Chung
Bozo De Niro of alt.comedy.standup
GitRDunn
None of the above
Abstain
COWARD OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Bozo de Niro of alt.comedy.standup
"Fake Snarky"
Reality_Check/Prof_Jonez
None of the above
Abstain
LOONEY MAROON AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Charles Lysaght and his "blargh"
Gunner Asch
Neither of the above
Abstain
GOLDEN KILLFILE
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Mark Morgan fanclub of rec.radio.amateur.policy
Reality_Check/Prof_Jonez
Neither of the above
Abstain
PALMJOB PADDLE
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
bobandcarole AKA "Anonymous Coward Stalker of Emerson Wainwright"
GitRDunn
Neither of the above
Abstain
TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
babaloonie
Captain Neal AKA Gregory Hall
Neither of the above
Abstain
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Charles Lysaght
Reality_Check/Prof_Jonez
Neither of the above
Abstain
72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
Azure
YES
NO
Abstain
ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Cue/Lil/Fezule
Captain Neal AKA Gregory Hall
Neither of the above
Abstain
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Gregory Hall, trained by Ray Banana of motzarella.org
Raymond Karczewski, trained by Chadwick Stone
Roger "Woger" Wiseman, trained by Lee Jackson Beauregard
None of the above
Abstain
PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
Bertie the Bunyip (Lifetime achievement)
YES
NO
Abstain
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
(Vote for one or abstain)
Azure and David "Yads" Yadallee AKA The Doctor
Bob Milby Jr. AKA Patriot Games, Gunner Asch,
and Jerry of misc.survivalism
Abstain
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.
<break>
<compliments of Steve Leyland>
|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
'-~~;'@ ( ; ;
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
(,_..----''' (,..--''
Meow
</compliments of Steve Leyland>
"Meow" "Let me see?!?!?! (your *****)..."
COlOnel Jake Enterprises?
Presents
(http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/meow001/)
><((((?>`?.??.???`?.?.???`?...?><((((?>?.
???`?.?. , . .???`?.. ><((((?>`?.??.???`?.?.???`?...?><((((?>
"Thats Entertainment" doo-dah, boom-bomb-bah-bumpy-doo-dah, doo-dah
--
Colonel Jake'sters:
'Plain-Azzed-Texted' Signature - High Speed
(http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page200/)
'Plain-Azzed-Texted' Signature - Dialup
(http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page201/)
AUK Pardon & Franchise Restored
(http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page018/)
Order of Lenin for Usefulness
(http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page017/)
Official Alt.Usenet.KoOks der'KoOkshite
(http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Alt.usenet.kooks)
(http://tinyurl.com/AUKFAQ)
?,.,?
:And then some...
`^'^?
</break>
--
The Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler of alt.usenet.kooks
(http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Alt.usenet.kooks)
(http://tinyurl.com/AUKFAQ)
<break>
<bows head and kneels on one knee>
"All Hail!!!,...., The Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler!!!..."
</break>