Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk: week ending 19 Sep 2008.

Usenet Stats Poster · Sep 19, 2008

NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)

Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti

Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 19 Sep 2008 23:00:00 GMT
Stats Begin...............: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:00:03 GMT
Stats End.................: Fri, 19 Sep 2008 22:50:47 GMT
Days......................: 7
Total No. of Articles.....: 1140
Total No. of Characters...: 3073355
Total Volume..............: 3001
Messages Per Day..........: 162.9
Characters Per Day........: 439050.7
Average Daily Volume......: 428 kB
Total Posters This Week...: 61
Messages with Sigs........: 14.39%
Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 62.80%
Original Content Rating...: 19.77%

Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
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1. Tim Bruening......................................: 636 90.9 55.8%
2. mimus.............................................: 57 8.1 5.0%
3. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 55 7.9 4.8%
4. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 46 6.6 4.0%
5. Tim Weaver........................................: 41 5.9 3.6%
6. Puck..............................................: 31 4.4 2.7%
7. dave..............................................: 22 3.1 1.9%
8. sychotic <c>hicken.............................: 21 3.0 1.8%
9. nemo..............................................: 17 2.4 1.5%
10. Grant.............................................: 15 2.1 1.3%
11. metro-golden-meower...............................: 15 2.1 1.3%
12. Jay Kaner.........................................: 14 2.0 1.2%
13. Ash Wensdee.......................................: 12 1.7 1.1%
14. pscissons.........................................: 12 1.7 1.1%
15. knoxy.............................................: 11 1.6 1.0%
16. mixed nuts........................................: 11 1.6 1.0%
17. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 10 1.4 0.9%
18. Aratzio...........................................: 9 1.3 0.8%
19. Steve Leyland.....................................: 7 1.0 0.6%
20. me@privacy.net....................................: 7 1.0 0.6%
21. ah................................................: 7 1.0 0.6%
22. Peter Hucker......................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
23. Wim Jay...........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
24. Carl Wilson.......................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
25. Mick..............................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
26. Official Chung Demon..............................: 5 0.7 0.4%
27. Wavy..............................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
28. Free Radio Jackson................................: 4 0.6 0.4%
29. Michael N. LeVine.................................: 4 0.6 0.4%
30. Sir F . A . Rien..................................: 4 0.6 0.4%
31. metro-golden-meower...............................: 4 0.6 0.4%
32. Archie Leach......................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
33. Per Smurfenegger..................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
34. Bill_The_Butcher..................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
35. Uncle Vic.........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
36. an old friend.....................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
37. jewahe2...........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
38. Derek Homsberg....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
39. Juan M............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
40. Archie............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
41. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
42. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
43. Dutiful Boozer....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
44. F?ach.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
45. Lord V~A~R~F~A The Cosmosuavapolitan..............: 1 0.1 0.1%
46. Luke..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
47. Melvin............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
48. Mike..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
49. Mr.Silver.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
50. Popess Pantiara Evokovitch........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
51. SneakyP...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
52. The Chocolate Snark...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
53. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
54. Veronica Karlsson.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
55. alephtull.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
56. an Old friend.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
57. an_old_friend.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
58. cannabidraake.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
59. freddy............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
60. kevin a cannon....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
61. whomepuns.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%

Top 500 Bandwidth-Slurping Posters: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
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1. Tim Bruening......................................: 1100 157.3 36.7%
2. mimus.............................................: 203 29.1 6.8%
3. Tim Weaver........................................: 197 28.2 6.6%
4. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 160 23.0 5.4%
5. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 156 22.4 5.2%
6. Puck..............................................: 90 12.9 3.0%
7. sychotic <c>hicken.............................: 80 11.5 2.7%
8. pscissons.........................................: 73 10.5 2.5%
9. Official Chung Demon..............................: 67 9.6 2.2%
10. knoxy.............................................: 59 8.5 2.0%
11. Steve Leyland.....................................: 52 7.5 1.7%
12. Jay Kaner.........................................: 48 7.0 1.6%
13. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 47 6.7 1.6%
14. Grant.............................................: 46 6.7 1.6%
15. dave..............................................: 44 6.4 1.5%
16. Aratzio...........................................: 42 6.0 1.4%
17. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 41 6.0 1.4%
18. ah................................................: 38 5.5 1.3%
19. metro-golden-meower...............................: 35 5.1 1.2%
20. mixed nuts........................................: 34 5.0 1.2%
21. nemo..............................................: 32 4.7 1.1%
22. Free Radio Jackson................................: 29 4.2 1.0%
23. Ash Wensdee.......................................: 28 4.0 0.9%
24. Wavy..............................................: 23 3.4 0.8%
25. Peter Hucker......................................: 20 3.0 0.7%
26. Wim Jay...........................................: 18 2.7 0.6%
27. me@privacy.net....................................: 18 2.6 0.6%
28. Carl Wilson.......................................: 17 2.5 0.6%
29. Michael N. LeVine.................................: 15 2.3 0.5%
30. Sir F . A . Rien..................................: 15 2.2 0.5%
31. Mick..............................................: 13 1.9 0.4%
32. SneakyP...........................................: 12 1.8 0.4%
33. Archie Leach......................................: 11 1.7 0.4%
34. an Old friend.....................................: 11 1.7 0.4%
35. freddy............................................: 11 1.7 0.4%
36. metro-golden-meower...............................: 8 1.2 0.3%
37. Per Smurfenegger..................................: 7 1.1 0.3%
38. an_old_friend.....................................: 6 0.9 0.2%
39. Uncle Vic.........................................: 5 0.8 0.2%
40. an old friend.....................................: 5 0.8 0.2%
41. kevin a cannon....................................: 5 0.7 0.2%
42. jewahe2...........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
43. The Chocolate Snark...............................: 4 0.6 0.1%
44. Bill_The_Butcher..................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
45. alephtull.........................................: 3 0.6 0.1%
46. Veronica Karlsson.................................: 3 0.6 0.1%
47. whomepuns.........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
48. cannabidraake.....................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
49. Luke..............................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
50. Juan M............................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
51. F?ach.............................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
52. Archie............................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
53. Dutiful Boozer....................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
54. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
55. Popess Pantiara Evokovitch........................: 2 0.3 0.1%
56. Lord V~A~R~F~A The Cosmosuavapolitan..............: 2 0.3 0.1%
57. Mr.Silver.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
58. Derek Homsberg....................................: 1 0.3 0.1%
59. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 1 0.3 0.1%
60. Melvin............................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
61. Mike..............................................: 0 0.1 0.0%

Top 500 Popular Threads: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
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1. a cascade in progress - things you just wouldn't s: 43 6.1 3.8%
2. genuine thoughts only please......................: 43 6.1 3.8%
3. 12 September Puns.................................: 32 4.6 2.8%
4. 9/15 Puns.........................................: 30 4.3 2.6%
5. Ike is Blowing on Me..............................: 30 4.3 2.6%
6. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 30 4.3 2.6%
7. Ramadan Puns......................................: 29 4.1 2.5%
8. 12/9 Puns.........................................: 26 3.7 2.3%
9. 9/12 Puns.........................................: 26 3.7 2.3%
10. 15/9 Puns.........................................: 25 3.6 2.2%
11. Meaningless Post..................................: 25 3.6 2.2%
12. if tim weaver stopped posting to the flonk........: 24 3.4 2.1%
13. September 15 Puns.................................: 23 3.3 2.0%
14. A new record!.....................................: 19 2.7 1.7%
15. September 12 Puns.................................: 19 2.7 1.7%
16. ETERNAL LIFE......................................: 17 2.4 1.5%
17. Why nitrogen?.....................................: 17 2.4 1.5%
18. 9/16 Puns.........................................: 16 2.3 1.4%
19. CASCADE: I hate cascades Re: Greggie, So Obsessed : 15 2.1 1.3%
20. White People Carry Diseases: Reflections Pre- and : 13 1.9 1.1%
21. 9/17 Puns.........................................: 12 1.7 1.1%
22. 280 Days..........................................: 11 1.6 1.0%
23. Exaltation Of The Cross Day Puns..................: 11 1.6 1.0%
24. November 27 Puns..................................: 11 1.6 1.0%
25. 75 Days...........................................: 10 1.4 0.9%
26. 40 Days...........................................: 9 1.3 0.8%
27. Is it too much to hope for?.......................: 9 1.3 0.8%
28. Is this the right place?..........................: 9 1.3 0.8%
29. 180 Days..........................................: 8 1.1 0.7%
30. 265 Days..........................................: 8 1.1 0.7%
31. 27/11 Puns........................................: 8 1.1 0.7%
32. more about mimus..................................: 8 1.1 0.7%
33. 11/27 Puns........................................: 7 1.0 0.6%
34. 16 September Puns.................................: 7 1.0 0.6%
35. 225 Days..........................................: 7 1.0 0.6%
36. 295 Days..........................................: 7 1.0 0.6%
37. 320 Days..........................................: 7 1.0 0.6%
38. 50 Days...........................................: 7 1.0 0.6%
39. 90 Days...........................................: 7 1.0 0.6%
40. My Finger Hurts...................................: 7 1.0 0.6%
41. "Puns of the Weak" 10/20/00......................: 6 0.9 0.5%
42. 11/28 Puns........................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
43. 175 Days..........................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
44. 185 Days..........................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
45. 290 Days..........................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
46. 30 Days...........................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
47. 300 Days..........................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
48. 315 Days..........................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
49. 360 Days..........................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
50. 5 Days............................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
51. Bertie, aka a@aa.aa...............................: 6 0.9 0.5%
52. Crossposts........................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
53. FlonkNews: The 3-Ply Revolution...................: 6 0.9 0.5%
54. 105 Days..........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
55. 17/9 Puns.........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
56. 18 Days...........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
57. 20 Days...........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
58. 275 Days..........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
59. 285 Days..........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
60. 45 Days...........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
61. 55 Days...........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
62. 60 Days...........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
63. 85 Days...........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
64. Another gas question..............................: 5 0.7 0.4%
65. Anyone Know The Name Of This Book?................: 5 0.7 0.4%
66. CASCADE: I hate cascades Re: Greggie, So Obsessed : 5 0.7 0.4%
67. Fun...............................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
68. Possessed cats....................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
69. Why maxine will just never get it.................: 5 0.7 0.4%
70. amazing...........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
71. hams of RRAP are _stalkers_!......................: 5 0.7 0.4%
72. having now read a few rah books...................: 5 0.7 0.4%
73. 11/9 Puns.........................................: 4 0.6 0.4%
74. 12/09/06 Puns.....................................: 4 0.6 0.4%
75. 120 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.4%
76. 15 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.4%
77. 15 September Puns.................................: 4 0.6 0.4%
78. 155 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.4%
79. 165 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.4%
80. 19/9 Puns.........................................: 4 0.6 0.4%
81. 205 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.4%
82. 215 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.4%
83. 260 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.4%
84. 345 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.4%
85. 80 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.4%
86. 95 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.4%
87. Collecting children [was: Re: Hey]................: 4 0.6 0.4%
88. Hams of RRAP are _stalkers_! Re: 404 for Mark.....: 4 0.6 0.4%
89. Julia Sawalha.....................................: 4 0.6 0.4%
90. Privacy vs Stupidity..............................: 4 0.6 0.4%
91. What value the [PL 2008] list?....................: 4 0.6 0.4%
92. 06/09/12 Puns.....................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
93. 10/9 Puns.........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
94. 110 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
95. 115 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
96. 145 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
97. 150 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
98. 162 Skycatcher crashes............................: 3 0.4 0.3%
99. 200 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
100. 235 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
101. 245 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
102. 250 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
103. 255 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
104. 325 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
105. 335 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
106. 365 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
107. 65 Days...........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
108. 70 Days...........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
109. A simple Flight to ACY............................: 3 0.4 0.3%
110. Constitution Day Puns.............................: 3 0.4 0.3%
111. I Admit, It's True................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
112. I have the MISSING LINK of Wrestling..............: 3 0.4 0.3%
113. Ping Dave.........................................: 3 0.4 0.3%
114. Re:Maxine attacks the literary world..............: 3 0.4 0.3%
115. Talk Like A Pirate Day............................: 3 0.4 0.3%
116. a cascade in progress - things you just wouldn't s: 3 0.4 0.3%
117. "Puns of the Weak" 10/6/00........................: 2 0.3 0.2%
118. 135 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
119. 140 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
120. 16/9 Puns.........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
121. 160 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
122. 17 September Puns.................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
123. 170 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
124. 210 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
125. 230 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
126. 305 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
127. 310 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
128. 330 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
129. 340 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
130. 350 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
131. 5th Season Stargate Atlantis - The Queen - 5 star : 2 0.3 0.2%
132. Airplanes and Brakes?.............................: 2 0.3 0.2%
133. C,mon, let's get a second for Maxie;s busted urina: 2 0.3 0.2%
134. Creamy Jeans......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
135. Eyeballs..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
136. FAA DRUG TESTING SCAM.............................: 2 0.3 0.2%
137. FWD: Nationwide High School and College Database

2 0.3 0.2%
138. Iran: 50-60 Tons of Enriched Uranium 'Disappears'.: 2 0.3 0.2%
139. Just like Luxemberg...............................: 2 0.3 0.2%
140. Lookin Fer Sumthin................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
141. Maxine attacks the literary world.................: 2 0.3 0.2%
142. Missing Letters...................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
143. OBSAMA'S RESUME REVISITED.........................: 2 0.3 0.2%
144. OK................................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
145. PING Per..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
146. PING: Rocky.......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
147. September 17 Puns.................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
148. The greatest man ever.............................: 2 0.3 0.2%
149. There Must Be Some Pretty Heavy Flooding Going On : 2 0.3 0.2%
150. Usenet talk like a pirate day.....................: 2 0.3 0.2%
151. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 2 0.3 0.2%
152. maxin's mom? - 1 attachment.......................: 2 0.3 0.2%
153. 10 Days...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
154. 10/9/8 Puns.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
155. 11/7 Puns.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
156. 12/12/12..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
157. 12/12/1212........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
158. 1228 Days.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
159. 1230 Days.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
160. 125 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
161. 13 September Puns.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
162. 130 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
163. 14,300 Days.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
164. 190 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
165. 195 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
166. 20/3 Puns.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
167. 220 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
168. 270 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
169. 28/11 Puns........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
170. 3 Squared, 4 Squared..............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
171. 3 To The 2, 4 To The 2 Puns.......................: 1 0.1 0.1%
172. 35 Days...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
173. 4 Squared, 3 Squared Puns.........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
174. 4 To The 2, 3 To The 2 Puns.......................: 1 0.1 0.1%
175. 50-60 Tons of Enriched Uranium 'Disappears'.......: 1 0.1 0.1%
176. 5th Season Stargate Atlantis - The Queen - 5 star : 1 0.1 0.1%
177. 5th Season Stargate Atlantis - The Queen - 5 star : 1 0.1 0.1%
178. 5th Season Stargate Atlantis - The Queen - 5 star : 1 0.1 0.1%
179. 6/9 Puns..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
180. 7/8 Puns..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
181. 9/19 Puns.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
182. 9/8 Puns..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
183. =?windows-1252?Q?Huge_portions=2C_tasty_food=2C_th: 1 0.1 0.1%
184. Book Title - Biblical.............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
185. CASCADE: I hate cascades Re: Greggie, So Obsessed : 1 0.1 0.1%
186. CASCADE: I hate cascades Re: Greggie, So Obsessed : 1 0.1 0.1%
187. CASCADE: I hate cascades Re: Greggie, So Obsessed : 1 0.1 0.1%
188. FlonkNews: Richard Wright Dead....................: 1 0.1 0.1%
189. Foot Digits.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
190. Gas Outages.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
191. Good Surprises I Would Like To See................: 1 0.1 0.1%
192. Hams of RRAP are _stalkers_!......................: 1 0.1 0.1%
193. Heath Ledgers Interview Horror....................: 1 0.1 0.1%
194. Huge portions, tasty food, that?s Marchetti?s.....: 1 0.1 0.1%
195. Just like Lichtenstein............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
196. Maxie lies some more about forgery................: 1 0.1 0.1%
197. Maxie! That's disgusting! - 1 attachment..........: 1 0.1 0.1%
198. Maxwell, lying sack of ****.......................: 1 0.1 0.1%
199. Murder A Murder...................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
200. Pride Of A Pride..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
201. Re:Maxie goes to the bathroom - 1 attachment......: 1 0.1 0.1%
202. Re:Maxie's mom hits the road - 1 attachment - 1 at: 1 0.1 0.1%
203. Re:the birth of Maxine - 1 attachment.............: 1 0.1 0.1%
204. September 13 Puns.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
205. September 14 Puns.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
206. September 16 Puns.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
207. Some 'essential' bands i can live without.........: 1 0.1 0.1%
208. Spring............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
209. They Printed My Article Yesterday.................: 1 0.1 0.1%
210. Wallaby...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
211. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 1 0.1 0.1%
212. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 1 0.1 0.1%
213. What value the [PL 2008] list? - 1 attachment (1/2: 1 0.1 0.1%
214. Why all moderated groups suck.....................: 1 0.1 0.1%
215. Why nitrogen? - 1 attachment......................: 1 0.1 0.1%
216. Y'know certain commercial trends bug the hell out : 1 0.1 0.1%
217. Yep. - 1 attachment...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
218. Zart Brothers.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
219. a cascade in progress - things you just wouldn't s: 1 0.1 0.1%
220. hacker beer(WAS: Re: Christianity versus Islam)...: 1 0.1 0.1%
221. hams of RRAP is a _stalker_!......................: 1 0.1 0.1%
222. hey Maxie! You made the Kookipedia!...............: 1 0.1 0.1%
223. it's T-I-M-E!!!!!!!!!!!...........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
224. on the upside of tv this year.....................: 1 0.1 0.1%

Top 500 Bandwidth-Slurping Threads: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
===========================================================================
1. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 215 30.8 7.2%
2. a cascade in progress - things you just wouldn't s: 153 22.0 5.1%
3. White People Carry Diseases: Reflections Pre- and : 109 15.6 3.6%
4. genuine thoughts only please......................: 106 15.3 3.6%
5. Ike is Blowing on Me..............................: 100 14.3 3.3%
6. CASCADE: I hate cascades Re: Greggie, So Obsessed : 83 11.9 2.8%
7. if tim weaver stopped posting to the flonk........: 82 11.8 2.7%
8. Meaningless Post..................................: 67 9.7 2.3%
9. Why nitrogen?.....................................: 63 9.0 2.1%
10. ETERNAL LIFE......................................: 62 9.0 2.1%
11. 9/12 Puns.........................................: 60 8.7 2.0%
12. 12 September Puns.................................: 60 8.6 2.0%
13. 9/15 Puns.........................................: 58 8.4 1.9%
14. 12/9 Puns.........................................: 54 7.8 1.8%
15. My Finger Hurts...................................: 54 7.8 1.8%
16. hams of RRAP are _stalkers_!......................: 54 7.8 1.8%
17. Collecting children [was: Re: Hey]................: 54 7.8 1.8%
18. CASCADE: I hate cascades Re: Greggie, So Obsessed : 49 7.1 1.6%
19. 15/9 Puns.........................................: 48 6.9 1.6%
20. 9/16 Puns.........................................: 47 6.8 1.6%
21. Ramadan Puns......................................: 46 6.6 1.5%
22. A new record!.....................................: 41 5.9 1.4%
23. September 15 Puns.................................: 39 5.7 1.3%
24. September 12 Puns.................................: 35 5.1 1.2%
25. Is this the right place?..........................: 27 3.9 0.9%
26. FlonkNews: The 3-Ply Revolution...................: 23 3.4 0.8%
27. 9/17 Puns.........................................: 22 3.3 0.8%
28. Exaltation Of The Cross Day Puns..................: 22 3.2 0.7%
29. Is it too much to hope for?.......................: 22 3.1 0.7%
30. November 27 Puns..................................: 21 3.1 0.7%
31. Why maxine will just never get it.................: 20 2.9 0.7%
32. Hams of RRAP are _stalkers_! Re: 404 for Mark.....: 18 2.6 0.6%
33. Anyone Know The Name Of This Book?................: 18 2.6 0.6%
34. 27/11 Puns........................................: 17 2.5 0.6%
35. C,mon, let's get a second for Maxie;s busted urina: 17 2.5 0.6%
36. Another gas question..............................: 16 2.3 0.5%
37. 280 Days..........................................: 15 2.2 0.5%
38. Bertie, aka a@aa.aa...............................: 15 2.2 0.5%
39. 75 Days...........................................: 14 2.1 0.5%
40. Privacy vs Stupidity..............................: 14 2.0 0.5%
41. Crossposts........................................: 14 2.0 0.5%
42. 11/27 Puns........................................: 14 2.0 0.5%
43. 40 Days...........................................: 14 2.0 0.5%
44. What value the [PL 2008] list?....................: 13 1.9 0.5%
45. 50 Days...........................................: 13 1.9 0.4%
46. "Puns of the Weak" 10/20/00......................: 12 1.8 0.4%
47. more about mimus..................................: 12 1.8 0.4%
48. Talk Like A Pirate Day............................: 12 1.7 0.4%
49. I have the MISSING LINK of Wrestling..............: 12 1.7 0.4%
50. Huge portions, tasty food, that?s Marchetti?s.....: 11 1.7 0.4%
51. =?windows-1252?Q?Huge_portions=2C_tasty_food=2C_th: 11 1.7 0.4%
52. 180 Days..........................................: 11 1.6 0.4%
53. 320 Days..........................................: 10 1.6 0.4%
54. 265 Days..........................................: 10 1.5 0.4%
55. amazing...........................................: 10 1.5 0.4%
56. 225 Days..........................................: 10 1.5 0.3%
57. 16 September Puns.................................: 10 1.5 0.3%
58. Julia Sawalha.....................................: 10 1.5 0.3%
59. having now read a few rah books...................: 10 1.5 0.3%
60. 90 Days...........................................: 10 1.4 0.3%
61. 17/9 Puns.........................................: 9 1.4 0.3%
62. Fun...............................................: 9 1.4 0.3%
63. 295 Days..........................................: 9 1.4 0.3%
64. 11/9 Puns.........................................: 9 1.4 0.3%
65. Constitution Day Puns.............................: 9 1.3 0.3%
66. 11/28 Puns........................................: 9 1.3 0.3%
67. Ping Dave.........................................: 9 1.3 0.3%
68. Lookin Fer Sumthin................................: 9 1.3 0.3%
69. Possessed cats....................................: 8 1.3 0.3%
70. 60 Days...........................................: 8 1.2 0.3%
71. 185 Days..........................................: 8 1.2 0.3%
72. 360 Days..........................................: 8 1.2 0.3%
73. 30 Days...........................................: 8 1.2 0.3%
74. 290 Days..........................................: 8 1.2 0.3%
75. 175 Days..........................................: 8 1.2 0.3%
76. 300 Days..........................................: 8 1.2 0.3%
77. Re:Maxie's mom hits the road - 1 attachment - 1 at: 8 1.2 0.3%
78. 315 Days..........................................: 8 1.2 0.3%
79. 5 Days............................................: 8 1.2 0.3%
80. 19/9 Puns.........................................: 8 1.2 0.3%
81. A simple Flight to ACY............................: 8 1.2 0.3%
82. Just like Luxemberg...............................: 7 1.1 0.3%
83. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 7 1.1 0.3%
84. Iran: 50-60 Tons of Enriched Uranium 'Disappears'.: 7 1.1 0.2%
85. 20 Days...........................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
86. 162 Skycatcher crashes............................: 7 1.0 0.2%
87. Usenet talk like a pirate day.....................: 7 1.0 0.2%
88. 45 Days...........................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
89. 85 Days...........................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
90. 285 Days..........................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
91. Yep. - 1 attachment...............................: 7 1.0 0.2%
92. 55 Days...........................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
93. 18 Days...........................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
94. I Admit, It's True................................: 6 1.0 0.2%
95. 105 Days..........................................: 6 1.0 0.2%
96. 275 Days..........................................: 6 1.0 0.2%
97. 15 Days...........................................: 6 0.9 0.2%
98. a cascade in progress - things you just wouldn't s: 6 0.9 0.2%
99. Re:Maxine attacks the literary world..............: 6 0.9 0.2%
100. hams of RRAP is a _stalker_!......................: 6 0.9 0.2%
101. 12/09/06 Puns.....................................: 6 0.9 0.2%
102. 06/09/12 Puns.....................................: 5 0.8 0.2%
103. 260 Days..........................................: 5 0.8 0.2%
104. 80 Days...........................................: 5 0.8 0.2%
105. 345 Days..........................................: 5 0.8 0.2%
106. 10/9 Puns.........................................: 5 0.8 0.2%
107. 120 Days..........................................: 5 0.8 0.2%
108. 155 Days..........................................: 5 0.8 0.2%
109. 15 September Puns.................................: 5 0.8 0.2%
110. 165 Days..........................................: 5 0.8 0.2%
111. 205 Days..........................................: 5 0.8 0.2%
112. Re:the birth of Maxine - 1 attachment.............: 5 0.8 0.2%
113. 95 Days...........................................: 5 0.8 0.2%
114. OBSAMA'S RESUME REVISITED.........................: 5 0.8 0.2%
115. 215 Days..........................................: 5 0.8 0.2%
116. Maxine attacks the literary world.................: 5 0.7 0.2%
117. OK................................................: 5 0.7 0.2%
118. Just like Lichtenstein............................: 4 0.7 0.2%
119. The greatest man ever.............................: 4 0.7 0.2%
120. 250 Days..........................................: 4 0.7 0.2%
121. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 4 0.6 0.1%
122. FAA DRUG TESTING SCAM.............................: 4 0.6 0.1%
123. FWD: Nationwide High School and College Database

4 0.6 0.1%
124. 115 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
125. 245 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
126. 255 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
127. 110 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
128. 70 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
129. 365 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
130. 145 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
131. 150 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
132. 335 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
133. 65 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
134. 325 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
135. it's T-I-M-E!!!!!!!!!!!...........................: 4 0.6 0.1%
136. 235 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
137. 200 Days..........................................: 3 0.6 0.1%
138. Re:Maxie goes to the bathroom - 1 attachment......: 3 0.6 0.1%
139. Eyeballs..........................................: 3 0.6 0.1%
140. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 3 0.6 0.1%
141. 16/9 Puns.........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
142. maxin's mom? - 1 attachment.......................: 3 0.5 0.1%
143. There Must Be Some Pretty Heavy Flooding Going On : 3 0.5 0.1%
144. They Printed My Article Yesterday.................: 3 0.5 0.1%
145. Maxie! That's disgusting! - 1 attachment..........: 3 0.5 0.1%
146. 5th Season Stargate Atlantis - The Queen - 5 star : 3 0.5 0.1%
147. PING: Rocky.......................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
148. 50-60 Tons of Enriched Uranium 'Disappears'.......: 3 0.5 0.1%
149. Gas Outages.......................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
150. Airplanes and Brakes?.............................: 3 0.5 0.1%
151. Missing Letters...................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
152. hacker beer(WAS: Re: Christianity versus Islam)...: 3 0.4 0.1%
153. "Puns of the Weak" 10/6/00........................: 3 0.4 0.1%
154. Hams of RRAP are _stalkers_!......................: 3 0.4 0.1%
155. Good Surprises I Would Like To See................: 2 0.4 0.1%
156. 11/7 Puns.........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
157. 350 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
158. Maxwell, lying sack of ****.......................: 2 0.4 0.1%
159. 17 September Puns.................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
160. 330 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
161. 230 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
162. 340 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
163. 310 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
164. 170 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
165. 7/8 Puns..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
166. September 17 Puns.................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
167. 305 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
168. 140 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
169. 210 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
170. 160 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
171. 135 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
172. on the upside of tv this year.....................: 2 0.4 0.1%
173. Maxie lies some more about forgery................: 2 0.4 0.1%
174. 5th Season Stargate Atlantis - The Queen - 5 star : 2 0.4 0.1%
175. Zart Brothers.....................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
176. Creamy Jeans......................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
177. PING Per..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
178. Heath Ledgers Interview Horror....................: 2 0.4 0.1%
179. CASCADE: I hate cascades Re: Greggie, So Obsessed : 2 0.3 0.1%
180. 9/19 Puns.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
181. 5th Season Stargate Atlantis - The Queen - 5 star : 2 0.3 0.1%
182. Why all moderated groups suck.....................: 2 0.3 0.1%
183. 13 September Puns.................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
184. Y'know certain commercial trends bug the hell out : 2 0.3 0.1%
185. 10 Days...........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
186. 3 To The 2, 4 To The 2 Puns.......................: 2 0.3 0.1%
187. a cascade in progress - things you just wouldn't s: 2 0.3 0.1%
188. Spring............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
189. CASCADE: I hate cascades Re: Greggie, So Obsessed : 2 0.3 0.1%
190. 10/9/8 Puns.......................................: 1 0.3 0.1%
191. 9/8 Puns..........................................: 1 0.3 0.1%
192. September 16 Puns.................................: 1 0.3 0.1%
193. 5th Season Stargate Atlantis - The Queen - 5 star : 1 0.3 0.1%
194. 4 To The 2, 3 To The 2 Puns.......................: 1 0.3 0.1%
195. CASCADE: I hate cascades Re: Greggie, So Obsessed : 1 0.3 0.1%
196. FlonkNews: Richard Wright Dead....................: 1 0.2 0.1%
197. Why nitrogen? - 1 attachment......................: 1 0.2 0.1%
198. Murder A Murder...................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
199. 6/9 Puns..........................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
200. 3 Squared, 4 Squared..............................: 1 0.2 0.1%
201. 35 Days...........................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
202. 20/3 Puns.........................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
203. What value the [PL 2008] list? - 1 attachment (1/2: 1 0.2 0.1%
204. 130 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
205. Book Title - Biblical.............................: 1 0.2 0.1%
206. Some 'essential' bands i can live without.........: 1 0.2 0.1%
207. Wallaby...........................................: 1 0.2 0.1%
208. hey Maxie! You made the Kookipedia!...............: 1 0.2 0.1%
209. September 13 Puns.................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
210. 270 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
211. Pride Of A Pride..................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
212. 125 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
213. 190 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
214. 220 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
215. 195 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
216. Foot Digits.......................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
217. September 14 Puns.................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
218. 4 Squared, 3 Squared Puns.........................: 1 0.2 0.0%
219. 28/11 Puns........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
220. 1230 Days.........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
221. 14,300 Days.......................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
222. 1228 Days.........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
223. 12/12/1212........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
224. 12/12/12..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%

Top 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
===============================================================
1. Carl Wilson...............................................: 99.2%
2. Onideus Mad Hatter........................................: 90.6%
3. nemo......................................................: 26.8%
4. Tim Bruening..............................................: 25.5%
5. metro-golden-meower.......................................: 24.6%
6. Official Chung Demon......................................: 21.7%
7. Ash Wensdee...............................................: 19.8%
8. me@privacy.net............................................: 19.1%
9. Jay Kaner.................................................: 17.7%
10. mimus.....................................................: 15.5%

Bottom 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
==================================================================
1. ah........................................................: 1.0%
2. knoxy.....................................................: 2.9%
3. Aratzio...................................................: 4.6%
4. Mick......................................................: 5.3%
5. Bertie the Bunyip.........................................: 7.2%
6. pscissons.................................................: 7.5%
7. Wim Jay...................................................: 8.4%
8. Steve Leyland.............................................: 8.8%
9. Tim Weaver................................................: 8.8%
10. Bertie the Bunyip.........................................: 9.8%

Top 10 Crossposting Groups: Posts in Group
==========================================
1. demon.local..................................................: 684
2. mn.humor.....................................................: 672
3. alt.humor....................................................: 657
4. alt.humor.puns...............................................: 632
5. alt.talk.bollocks............................................: 301
6. bit.listserv.autism..........................................: 201
7. alt.usenet.kooks.............................................: 169
8. alt.support.autism...........................................: 135
9. rec.aviation.piloting........................................: 102
10. rec.humor....................................................: 101

====================================================
End of stats for alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk

Tim Weaver · Sep 19, 2008

Usenet Stats Poster wrote:

> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>
> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>
> Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 19 Sep 2008 23:00:00 GMT
> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:00:03 GMT
> Stats End.................: Fri, 19 Sep 2008 22:50:47 GMT
> Days......................: 7
> Total No. of Articles.....: 1140
> Total No. of Characters...: 3073355
> Total Volume..............: 3001
> Messages Per Day..........: 162.9
> Characters Per Day........: 439050.7
> Average Daily Volume......: 428 kB
> Total Posters This Week...: 61
> Messages with Sigs........: 14.39%
> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 62.80%
> Original Content Rating...: 19.77%
>
> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
> ===============================================================
> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 636 90.9 55.8%
> 2. mimus.............................................: 57 8.1 5.0%
> 3. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 55 7.9 4.8%
> 4. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 46 6.6 4.0%
> 5. Tim Weaver........................................: 41 5.9 3.6%
> 6. Puck..............................................: 31 4.4 2.7%
> 7. dave..............................................: 22 3.1 1.9%
> 8. sychotic <c>hicken.............................: 21 3.0 1.8%
> 9. nemo..............................................: 17 2.4 1.5%
> 10. Grant.............................................: 15 2.1 1.3%
> 11. metro-golden-meower...............................: 15 2.1 1.3%
> 12. Jay Kaner.........................................: 14 2.0 1.2%
> 13. Ash Wensdee.......................................: 12 1.7 1.1%
> 14. pscissons.........................................: 12 1.7 1.1%
> 15. knoxy.............................................: 11 1.6 1.0%
> 16. mixed nuts........................................: 11 1.6 1.0%
> 17. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 10 1.4 0.9%
> 18. Aratzio...........................................: 9 1.3 0.8%
> 19. Steve Leyland.....................................: 7 1.0 0.6%
> 20. me@privacy.net....................................: 7 1.0 0.6%
> 21. ah................................................: 7 1.0 0.6%

Hmm. I'm dropping off here.
--
Tim Weaver

"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,
difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-
boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

- Gene Spafford, 1992

Veronica Karlsson · Sep 20, 2008

On Sep 20, 1:03 am, Usenet Stats Poster <st...@lies.damn.lies> wrote:
> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
> [...]
> 53. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 54. Veronica Karlsson.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%

>
> read more ?

Google sucks!

Tim Weaver · Sep 20, 2008

Veronica Karlsson wrote:

> On Sep 20, 1:03 am, Usenet Stats Poster <st...@lies.damn.lies> wrote:
>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>> [...]
>> 53. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 54. Veronica Karlsson.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>
>

Congratulations. You must feel very proud. Well done!

>> read more ?
>
> Google sucks!

Yes.
--
Tim Weaver

"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,
difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-
boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

- Gene Spafford, 1992

david hillstrom · Sep 20, 2008

On Sat, 20 Sep 2008 07:33:01 -0700 (PDT), Veronica Karlsson
<veronica.karlsson@gmail.com> wrote:

>On Sep 20, 1:03 am, Usenet Stats Poster <st...@lies.damn.lies> wrote:
>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>> [...]
>> 53. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 54. Veronica Karlsson.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>
>

>
>>
>> read more ?
>
>Google sucks!

--
dave hillstrom xrbj

mimus · Sep 20, 2008

On Fri, 19 Sep 2008 23:03:11 +0000, Usenet Stats Poster wrote:

> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>
> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>
> Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 19 Sep 2008 23:00:00 GMT
> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:00:03 GMT
> Stats End.................: Fri, 19 Sep 2008 22:50:47 GMT
> Days......................: 7
> Total No. of Articles.....: 1140
> Total No. of Characters...: 3073355
> Total Volume..............: 3001
> Messages Per Day..........: 162.9
> Characters Per Day........: 439050.7
> Average Daily Volume......: 428 kB
> Total Posters This Week...: 61
> Messages with Sigs........: 14.39%
> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 62.80%
> Original Content Rating...: 19.77%
>
> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
> ===============================================================
> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 636 90.9 55.8%

Everyone above this point report to the Pit.

> 2. mimus.............................................: 57 8.1 5.0%
> 3. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 55 7.9 4.8%
> 4. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 46 6.6 4.0%

We add Bertie's together and order him to report to the Pit.

> 5. Tim Weaver........................................: 41 5.9 3.6%
> 6. Puck..............................................: 31 4.4 2.7%
> 7. dave..............................................: 22 3.1 1.9%
> 8. sychotic <c>hicken.............................: 21 3.0 1.8%
> 9. nemo..............................................: 17 2.4 1.5%
> 10. Grant.............................................: 15 2.1 1.3%
> 11. metro-golden-meower...............................: 15 2.1 1.3%
> 12. Jay Kaner.........................................: 14 2.0 1.2%
> 13. Ash Wensdee.......................................: 12 1.7 1.1%
> 14. pscissons.........................................: 12 1.7 1.1%
> 15. knoxy.............................................: 11 1.6 1.0%
> 16. mixed nuts........................................: 11 1.6 1.0%
> 17. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 10 1.4 0.9%
> 18. Aratzio...........................................: 9 1.3 0.8%
> 19. Steve Leyland.....................................: 7 1.0 0.6%
> 20. me@privacy.net....................................: 7 1.0 0.6%
> 21. ah................................................: 7 1.0 0.6%

Everybody below this point report to the Pit.

Ah, the Hell with it:

_Everybody_ report to the Pit.

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

"Ah ooh ah ooh ah ooh ah ooh ah."

< _Shaun of the Dead_

mimus · Sep 20, 2008

On Fri, 19 Sep 2008 19:02:09 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:

> Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>
>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>
>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>
>> Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 19 Sep 2008 23:00:00 GMT
>> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:00:03 GMT
>> Stats End.................: Fri, 19 Sep 2008 22:50:47 GMT
>> Days......................: 7
>> Total No. of Articles.....: 1140
>> Total No. of Characters...: 3073355
>> Total Volume..............: 3001
>> Messages Per Day..........: 162.9
>> Characters Per Day........: 439050.7
>> Average Daily Volume......: 428 kB
>> Total Posters This Week...: 61
>> Messages with Sigs........: 14.39%
>> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 62.80%
>> Original Content Rating...: 19.77%
>>
>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>> ===============================================================
>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 636 90.9 55.8%
>> 2. mimus.............................................: 57 8.1 5.0%
>> 3. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 55 7.9 4.8%
>> 4. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 46 6.6 4.0%
>> 5. Tim Weaver........................................: 41 5.9 3.6%
>> 6. Puck..............................................: 31 4.4 2.7%
>> 7. dave..............................................: 22 3.1 1.9%
>> 8. sychotic <c>hicken.............................: 21 3.0 1.8%
>> 9. nemo..............................................: 17 2.4 1.5%
>> 10. Grant.............................................: 15 2.1 1.3%
>> 11. metro-golden-meower...............................: 15 2.1 1.3%
>> 12. Jay Kaner.........................................: 14 2.0 1.2%
>> 13. Ash Wensdee.......................................: 12 1.7 1.1%
>> 14. pscissons.........................................: 12 1.7 1.1%
>> 15. knoxy.............................................: 11 1.6 1.0%
>> 16. mixed nuts........................................: 11 1.6 1.0%
>> 17. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 10 1.4 0.9%
>> 18. Aratzio...........................................: 9 1.3 0.8%
>> 19. Steve Leyland.....................................: 7 1.0 0.6%
>> 20. me@privacy.net....................................: 7 1.0 0.6%
>> 21. ah................................................: 7 1.0 0.6%
>
> Hmm. I'm dropping off here.

Change your last name to Bruening.

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

"Ah ooh ah ooh ah ooh ah ooh ah."

< _Shaun of the Dead_

mimus · Sep 20, 2008

On Sat, 20 Sep 2008 07:33:01 -0700, Veronica Karlsson wrote:

> On Sep 20, 1:03 am, Usenet Stats Poster <st...@lies.damn.lies> wrote:
>
>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>> [...]
>> 53. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 54. Veronica Karlsson.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>
>

>
>> read more »
>
> Google sucks!

Only in its wonky search and posting interfaces . . . .

Go buy a gig or two of bandwidth somewhere; using text-only, that should
last the rest of your life . . . .

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

"Ah ooh ah ooh ah ooh ah ooh ah."

< _Shaun of the Dead_

Tim Weaver · Sep 20, 2008

mimus wrote:

> On Fri, 19 Sep 2008 19:02:09 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>
>> Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>
>>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>>
>>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>>
>>> Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>>> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 19 Sep 2008 23:00:00 GMT
>>> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:00:03 GMT
>>> Stats End.................: Fri, 19 Sep 2008 22:50:47 GMT
>>> Days......................: 7
>>> Total No. of Articles.....: 1140
>>> Total No. of Characters...: 3073355
>>> Total Volume..............: 3001
>>> Messages Per Day..........: 162.9
>>> Characters Per Day........: 439050.7
>>> Average Daily Volume......: 428 kB
>>> Total Posters This Week...: 61
>>> Messages with Sigs........: 14.39%
>>> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 62.80%
>>> Original Content Rating...: 19.77%
>>>
>>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>> ===============================================================
>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 636 90.9 55.8%
>>> 2. mimus.............................................: 57 8.1 5.0%
>>> 3. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 55 7.9 4.8%
>>> 4. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 46 6.6 4.0%
>>> 5. Tim Weaver........................................: 41 5.9 3.6%
>>> 6. Puck..............................................: 31 4.4 2.7%
>>> 7. dave..............................................: 22 3.1 1.9%
>>> 8. sychotic <c>hicken.............................: 21 3.0 1.8%
>>> 9. nemo..............................................: 17 2.4 1.5%
>>> 10. Grant.............................................: 15 2.1 1.3%
>>> 11. metro-golden-meower...............................: 15 2.1 1.3%
>>> 12. Jay Kaner.........................................: 14 2.0 1.2%
>>> 13. Ash Wensdee.......................................: 12 1.7 1.1%
>>> 14. pscissons.........................................: 12 1.7 1.1%
>>> 15. knoxy.............................................: 11 1.6 1.0%
>>> 16. mixed nuts........................................: 11 1.6 1.0%
>>> 17. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 10 1.4 0.9%
>>> 18. Aratzio...........................................: 9 1.3 0.8%
>>> 19. Steve Leyland.....................................: 7 1.0 0.6%
>>> 20. me@privacy.net....................................: 7 1.0 0.6%
>>> 21. ah................................................: 7 1.0 0.6%
>>
>> Hmm. I'm dropping off here.
>
> Change your last name to Bruening.

Speaking of which, I forget how at the moment, but I saw Bruening and nemo
posts in a "group" of other groups. At least this group of groups were all
related to jokes and puns.
--
Tim Weaver

"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,
difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-
boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

- Gene Spafford, 1992

mimus · Sep 20, 2008

On Sat, 20 Sep 2008 18:27:00 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:

> mimus wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 19 Sep 2008 19:02:09 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>
>>> Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>>
>>>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>>>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>>>
>>>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>>>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>>>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>>>
>>>> Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>>>> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 19 Sep 2008 23:00:00 GMT
>>>> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:00:03 GMT
>>>> Stats End.................: Fri, 19 Sep 2008 22:50:47 GMT
>>>> Days......................: 7
>>>> Total No. of Articles.....: 1140
>>>> Total No. of Characters...: 3073355
>>>> Total Volume..............: 3001
>>>> Messages Per Day..........: 162.9
>>>> Characters Per Day........: 439050.7
>>>> Average Daily Volume......: 428 kB
>>>> Total Posters This Week...: 61
>>>> Messages with Sigs........: 14.39%
>>>> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 62.80%
>>>> Original Content Rating...: 19.77%
>>>>
>>>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>>> ===============================================================
>>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 636 90.9 55.8%
>>>> 2. mimus.............................................: 57 8.1 5.0%
>>>> 3. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 55 7.9 4.8%
>>>> 4. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 46 6.6 4.0%
>>>> 5. Tim Weaver........................................: 41 5.9 3.6%
>>>> 6. Puck..............................................: 31 4.4 2.7%
>>>> 7. dave..............................................: 22 3.1 1.9%
>>>> 8. sychotic <c>hicken.............................: 21 3.0 1.8%
>>>> 9. nemo..............................................: 17 2.4 1.5%
>>>> 10. Grant.............................................: 15 2.1 1.3%
>>>> 11. metro-golden-meower...............................: 15 2.1 1.3%
>>>> 12. Jay Kaner.........................................: 14 2.0 1.2%
>>>> 13. Ash Wensdee.......................................: 12 1.7 1.1%
>>>> 14. pscissons.........................................: 12 1.7 1.1%
>>>> 15. knoxy.............................................: 11 1.6 1.0%
>>>> 16. mixed nuts........................................: 11 1.6 1.0%
>>>> 17. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 10 1.4 0.9%
>>>> 18. Aratzio...........................................: 9 1.3 0.8%
>>>> 19. Steve Leyland.....................................: 7 1.0 0.6%
>>>> 20. me@privacy.net....................................: 7 1.0 0.6%
>>>> 21. ah................................................: 7 1.0 0.6%
>>>
>>> Hmm. I'm dropping off here.
>>
>> Change your last name to Bruening.
>
> Speaking of which, I forget how at the moment, but I saw Bruening and nemo
> posts in a "group" of other groups. At least this group of groups were all
> related to jokes and puns.

Huh? he always crossposts to at least one-a the pun groups <shudder>.

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

Kill. Kill! KILL!

< comp.os.linux.misc

Tim Weaver · Sep 20, 2008

mimus wrote:

> On Sat, 20 Sep 2008 18:27:00 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>
>> mimus wrote:
>>
>>> On Fri, 19 Sep 2008 19:02:09 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>
>>>> Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>>>>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>>>>
>>>>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>>>>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>>>>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>>>>
>>>>> Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>>>>> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 19 Sep 2008 23:00:00 GMT
>>>>> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:00:03 GMT
>>>>> Stats End.................: Fri, 19 Sep 2008 22:50:47 GMT
>>>>> Days......................: 7
>>>>> Total No. of Articles.....: 1140
>>>>> Total No. of Characters...: 3073355
>>>>> Total Volume..............: 3001
>>>>> Messages Per Day..........: 162.9
>>>>> Characters Per Day........: 439050.7
>>>>> Average Daily Volume......: 428 kB
>>>>> Total Posters This Week...: 61
>>>>> Messages with Sigs........: 14.39%
>>>>> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 62.80%
>>>>> Original Content Rating...: 19.77%
>>>>>
>>>>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>>>> ===============================================================
>>>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 636 90.9
>>>>> 55.8% 2. mimus.............................................: 57
>>>>> 8.1 5.0% 3. Bertie the Bunyip.................................:
>>>>> 55 7.9 4.8% 4. Bertie the
>>>>> Bunyip.................................: 46 6.6 4.0% 5. Tim
>>>>> Weaver........................................: 41 5.9 3.6%
>>>>> 6. Puck..............................................: 31 4.4
>>>>> 2.7% 7. dave..............................................: 22
>>>>> 3.1 1.9% 8. sychotic <c>hicken.............................:
>>>>> 21 3.0 1.8% 9.
>>>>> nemo..............................................: 17 2.4 1.5%
>>>>> 10. Grant.............................................: 15 2.1
>>>>> 1.3% 11. metro-golden-meower...............................: 15
>>>>> 2.1 1.3% 12. Jay Kaner.........................................:
>>>>> 14 2.0 1.2% 13. Ash
>>>>> Wensdee.......................................: 12 1.7 1.1%
>>>>> 14. pscissons.........................................: 12 1.7
>>>>> 1.1% 15. knoxy.............................................: 11
>>>>> 1.6 1.0% 16. mixed nuts........................................:
>>>>> 11 1.6 1.0% 17. Onideus Mad
>>>>> Hatter................................: 10 1.4 0.9% 18.
>>>>> Aratzio...........................................: 9 1.3 0.8%
>>>>> 19. Steve Leyland.....................................: 7 1.0
>>>>> 0.6% 20. me@privacy.net....................................: 7
>>>>> 1.0 0.6% 21. ah................................................:
>>>>> 7 1.0 0.6%
>>>>
>>>> Hmm. I'm dropping off here.
>>>
>>> Change your last name to Bruening.
>>
>> Speaking of which, I forget how at the moment, but I saw Bruening and
>> nemo posts in a "group" of other groups. At least this group of groups
>> were all related to jokes and puns.
>
> Huh? he always crossposts to at least one-a the pun groups <shudder>.

There was no flonk. Every group was a pun group, which is what made it odd.
--
Tim Weaver

"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,
difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-
boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

- Gene Spafford, 1992

mimus · Sep 20, 2008

On Sat, 20 Sep 2008 20:15:53 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:

> mimus wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 20 Sep 2008 18:27:00 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>
>>> mimus wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Fri, 19 Sep 2008 19:02:09 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>>>>>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>>>>>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>>>>>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>>>>>> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 19 Sep 2008 23:00:00 GMT
>>>>>> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:00:03 GMT
>>>>>> Stats End.................: Fri, 19 Sep 2008 22:50:47 GMT
>>>>>> Days......................: 7
>>>>>> Total No. of Articles.....: 1140
>>>>>> Total No. of Characters...: 3073355
>>>>>> Total Volume..............: 3001
>>>>>> Messages Per Day..........: 162.9
>>>>>> Characters Per Day........: 439050.7
>>>>>> Average Daily Volume......: 428 kB
>>>>>> Total Posters This Week...: 61
>>>>>> Messages with Sigs........: 14.39%
>>>>>> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 62.80%
>>>>>> Original Content Rating...: 19.77%
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>>>>> ===============================================================
>>>>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 636 90.9
>>>>>> 55.8% 2. mimus.............................................: 57
>>>>>> 8.1 5.0% 3. Bertie the Bunyip.................................:
>>>>>> 55 7.9 4.8% 4. Bertie the
>>>>>> Bunyip.................................: 46 6.6 4.0% 5. Tim
>>>>>> Weaver........................................: 41 5.9 3.6%
>>>>>> 6. Puck..............................................: 31 4.4
>>>>>> 2.7% 7. dave..............................................: 22
>>>>>> 3.1 1.9% 8. sychotic <c>hicken.............................:
>>>>>> 21 3.0 1.8% 9.
>>>>>> nemo..............................................: 17 2.4 1.5%
>>>>>> 10. Grant.............................................: 15 2.1
>>>>>> 1.3% 11. metro-golden-meower...............................: 15
>>>>>> 2.1 1.3% 12. Jay Kaner.........................................:
>>>>>> 14 2.0 1.2% 13. Ash
>>>>>> Wensdee.......................................: 12 1.7 1.1%
>>>>>> 14. pscissons.........................................: 12 1.7
>>>>>> 1.1% 15. knoxy.............................................: 11
>>>>>> 1.6 1.0% 16. mixed nuts........................................:
>>>>>> 11 1.6 1.0% 17. Onideus Mad
>>>>>> Hatter................................: 10 1.4 0.9% 18.
>>>>>> Aratzio...........................................: 9 1.3 0.8%
>>>>>> 19. Steve Leyland.....................................: 7 1.0
>>>>>> 0.6% 20. me@privacy.net....................................: 7
>>>>>> 1.0 0.6% 21. ah................................................:
>>>>>> 7 1.0 0.6%
>>>>>
>>>>> Hmm. I'm dropping off here.
>>>>
>>>> Change your last name to Bruening.
>>>
>>> Speaking of which, I forget how at the moment, but I saw Bruening and
>>> nemo posts in a "group" of other groups. At least this group of groups
>>> were all related to jokes and puns.
>>
>> Huh? he always crossposts to at least one-a the pun groups <shudder>.
>
> There was no flonk. Every group was a pun group, which is what made it odd.

He follows up on thirty-year-old posts or something like that in the
rec.arts.s-f. groups, and occasionally starts threads with questions only
God maybe can answer-- IITTR"TB".

Although I had a conversation with him (!) in rasfw lately (he was
wondering why there were never any black aliens, and I pointed out
_Childhood's End_, and he pointed out they were "demons", and I demanded
to know whether he was prejudiced against people with horns and wings, and . . . ).

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

"You are either insane or a fool."
"I am a sanitary inspector."

< _Maske: Thaery_

Tim Weaver · Sep 21, 2008

mimus wrote:

> On Sat, 20 Sep 2008 20:15:53 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>
>> mimus wrote:
>>
>>> On Sat, 20 Sep 2008 18:27:00 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>
>>>> mimus wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Fri, 19 Sep 2008 19:02:09 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>>>>>>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>>>>>>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>>>>>>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>>>>>>> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 19 Sep 2008 23:00:00 GMT
>>>>>>> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:00:03 GMT
>>>>>>> Stats End.................: Fri, 19 Sep 2008 22:50:47 GMT
>>>>>>> Days......................: 7
>>>>>>> Total No. of Articles.....: 1140
>>>>>>> Total No. of Characters...: 3073355
>>>>>>> Total Volume..............: 3001
>>>>>>> Messages Per Day..........: 162.9
>>>>>>> Characters Per Day........: 439050.7
>>>>>>> Average Daily Volume......: 428 kB
>>>>>>> Total Posters This Week...: 61
>>>>>>> Messages with Sigs........: 14.39%
>>>>>>> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 62.80%
>>>>>>> Original Content Rating...: 19.77%
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>>>>>> ===============================================================
>>>>>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 636 90.9
>>>>>>> 55.8% 2. mimus.............................................: 57
>>>>>>> 8.1 5.0% 3. Bertie the Bunyip.................................:
>>>>>>> 55 7.9 4.8% 4. Bertie the
>>>>>>> Bunyip.................................: 46 6.6 4.0% 5. Tim
>>>>>>> Weaver........................................: 41 5.9 3.6%
>>>>>>> 6. Puck..............................................: 31 4.4
>>>>>>> 2.7% 7. dave..............................................: 22
>>>>>>> 3.1 1.9% 8. sychotic <c>hicken.............................:
>>>>>>> 21 3.0 1.8% 9.
>>>>>>> nemo..............................................: 17 2.4
>>>>>>> 1.5%
>>>>>>> 10. Grant.............................................: 15 2.1
>>>>>>> 1.3% 11. metro-golden-meower...............................: 15
>>>>>>> 2.1 1.3% 12. Jay Kaner.........................................:
>>>>>>> 14 2.0 1.2% 13. Ash
>>>>>>> Wensdee.......................................: 12 1.7 1.1%
>>>>>>> 14. pscissons.........................................: 12 1.7
>>>>>>> 1.1% 15. knoxy.............................................: 11
>>>>>>> 1.6 1.0% 16. mixed nuts........................................:
>>>>>>> 11 1.6 1.0% 17. Onideus Mad
>>>>>>> Hatter................................: 10 1.4 0.9% 18.
>>>>>>> Aratzio...........................................: 9 1.3
>>>>>>> 0.8% 19. Steve Leyland.....................................: 7
>>>>>>> 1.0 0.6% 20. me@privacy.net....................................:
>>>>>>> 7 1.0 0.6% 21.
>>>>>>> ah................................................: 7
>>>>>>> 1.0 0.6%
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Hmm. I'm dropping off here.
>>>>>
>>>>> Change your last name to Bruening.
>>>>
>>>> Speaking of which, I forget how at the moment, but I saw Bruening and
>>>> nemo posts in a "group" of other groups. At least this group of
>>>> groups were all related to jokes and puns.
>>>
>>> Huh? he always crossposts to at least one-a the pun groups <shudder>.
>>
>> There was no flonk. Every group was a pun group, which is what made it
>> odd.
>
> He follows up on thirty-year-old posts or something like that in the
> rec.arts.s-f. groups, and occasionally starts threads with questions
> only God maybe can answer-- IITTR"TB".
>
> Although I had a conversation with him (!) in rasfw lately (he was
> wondering why there were never any black aliens, and I pointed out
> _Childhood's End_, and he pointed out they were "demons", and I demanded
> to know whether he was prejudiced against people with horns and wings,
> and . . . ).

This was a real conversation? Something that would pass the Turing Test?
--
Tim Weaver

"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,
difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-
boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

- Gene Spafford, 1992

david hillstrom · Sep 21, 2008

On Sat, 20 Sep 2008 17:32:55 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
wrote:

>On Fri, 19 Sep 2008 23:03:11 +0000, Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>
>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>
>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>
>> Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 19 Sep 2008 23:00:00 GMT
>> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:00:03 GMT
>> Stats End.................: Fri, 19 Sep 2008 22:50:47 GMT
>> Days......................: 7
>> Total No. of Articles.....: 1140
>> Total No. of Characters...: 3073355
>> Total Volume..............: 3001
>> Messages Per Day..........: 162.9
>> Characters Per Day........: 439050.7
>> Average Daily Volume......: 428 kB
>> Total Posters This Week...: 61
>> Messages with Sigs........: 14.39%
>> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 62.80%
>> Original Content Rating...: 19.77%
>>
>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>> ===============================================================
>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 636 90.9 55.8%
>
>Everyone above this point report to the Pit.
>
>> 2. mimus.............................................: 57 8.1 5.0%
>> 3. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 55 7.9 4.8%
>> 4. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 46 6.6 4.0%
>
>We add Bertie's together and order him to report to the Pit.
>
>> 5. Tim Weaver........................................: 41 5.9 3.6%
>> 6. Puck..............................................: 31 4.4 2.7%
>> 7. dave..............................................: 22 3.1 1.9%
>> 8. sychotic <c>hicken.............................: 21 3.0 1.8%
>> 9. nemo..............................................: 17 2.4 1.5%
>> 10. Grant.............................................: 15 2.1 1.3%
>> 11. metro-golden-meower...............................: 15 2.1 1.3%
>> 12. Jay Kaner.........................................: 14 2.0 1.2%
>> 13. Ash Wensdee.......................................: 12 1.7 1.1%
>> 14. pscissons.........................................: 12 1.7 1.1%
>> 15. knoxy.............................................: 11 1.6 1.0%
>> 16. mixed nuts........................................: 11 1.6 1.0%
>> 17. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 10 1.4 0.9%
>> 18. Aratzio...........................................: 9 1.3 0.8%
>> 19. Steve Leyland.....................................: 7 1.0 0.6%
>> 20. me@privacy.net....................................: 7 1.0 0.6%
>> 21. ah................................................: 7 1.0 0.6%
>
>Everybody below this point report to the Pit.
>
>Ah, the Hell with it:
>
>_Everybody_ report to the Pit.

<fiddles with pit buttons>

--
dave hillstrom xrbj

david hillstrom · Sep 21, 2008

On Sat, 20 Sep 2008 17:35:16 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
wrote:

>On Sat, 20 Sep 2008 07:33:01 -0700, Veronica Karlsson wrote:
>
>> On Sep 20, 1:03 am, Usenet Stats Poster <st...@lies.damn.lies> wrote:
>>
>>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>> [...]
>>> 53. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>> 54. Veronica Karlsson.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>
>>

>>
>>> read more ?
>>
>> Google sucks!
>
>Only in its wonky search and posting interfaces . . . .
>
>Go buy a gig or two of bandwidth somewhere; using text-only, that should
>last the rest of your life . . . .

octanews. its been like a year since i bought the smallest block
available, like a gig or 2, and im no where near used it up. it
rawks.

--
dave hillstrom xrbj

mimus · Sep 21, 2008

On Sat, 20 Sep 2008 22:11:30 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:

> mimus wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 20 Sep 2008 20:15:53 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>
>>> mimus wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Sat, 20 Sep 2008 18:27:00 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> mimus wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Fri, 19 Sep 2008 19:02:09 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>>>>>>>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>>>>>>>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>>>>>>>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>>>>>>>> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 19 Sep 2008 23:00:00 GMT
>>>>>>>> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:00:03 GMT
>>>>>>>> Stats End.................: Fri, 19 Sep 2008 22:50:47 GMT
>>>>>>>> Days......................: 7
>>>>>>>> Total No. of Articles.....: 1140
>>>>>>>> Total No. of Characters...: 3073355
>>>>>>>> Total Volume..............: 3001
>>>>>>>> Messages Per Day..........: 162.9
>>>>>>>> Characters Per Day........: 439050.7
>>>>>>>> Average Daily Volume......: 428 kB
>>>>>>>> Total Posters This Week...: 61
>>>>>>>> Messages with Sigs........: 14.39%
>>>>>>>> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 62.80%
>>>>>>>> Original Content Rating...: 19.77%
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>>>>>>> ===============================================================
>>>>>>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 636 90.9
>>>>>>>> 55.8% 2. mimus.............................................: 57
>>>>>>>> 8.1 5.0% 3. Bertie the Bunyip.................................:
>>>>>>>> 55 7.9 4.8% 4. Bertie the
>>>>>>>> Bunyip.................................: 46 6.6 4.0% 5. Tim
>>>>>>>> Weaver........................................: 41 5.9 3.6%
>>>>>>>> 6. Puck..............................................: 31 4.4
>>>>>>>> 2.7% 7. dave..............................................: 22
>>>>>>>> 3.1 1.9% 8. sychotic <c>hicken.............................:
>>>>>>>> 21 3.0 1.8% 9.
>>>>>>>> nemo..............................................: 17 2.4
>>>>>>>> 1.5%
>>>>>>>> 10. Grant.............................................: 15 2.1
>>>>>>>> 1.3% 11. metro-golden-meower...............................: 15
>>>>>>>> 2.1 1.3% 12. Jay Kaner.........................................:
>>>>>>>> 14 2.0 1.2% 13. Ash
>>>>>>>> Wensdee.......................................: 12 1.7 1.1%
>>>>>>>> 14. pscissons.........................................: 12 1.7
>>>>>>>> 1.1% 15. knoxy.............................................: 11
>>>>>>>> 1.6 1.0% 16. mixed nuts........................................:
>>>>>>>> 11 1.6 1.0% 17. Onideus Mad
>>>>>>>> Hatter................................: 10 1.4 0.9% 18.
>>>>>>>> Aratzio...........................................: 9 1.3
>>>>>>>> 0.8% 19. Steve Leyland.....................................: 7
>>>>>>>> 1.0 0.6% 20. me@privacy.net....................................:
>>>>>>>> 7 1.0 0.6% 21.
>>>>>>>> ah................................................: 7
>>>>>>>> 1.0 0.6%
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Hmm. I'm dropping off here.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Change your last name to Bruening.
>>>>>
>>>>> Speaking of which, I forget how at the moment, but I saw Bruening and
>>>>> nemo posts in a "group" of other groups. At least this group of
>>>>> groups were all related to jokes and puns.
>>>>
>>>> Huh? he always crossposts to at least one-a the pun groups <shudder>.
>>>
>>> There was no flonk. Every group was a pun group, which is what made it
>>> odd.
>>
>> He follows up on thirty-year-old posts or something like that in the
>> rec.arts.s-f. groups, and occasionally starts threads with questions
>> only God maybe can answer-- IITTR"TB".
>>
>> Although I had a conversation with him (!) in rasfw lately (he was
>> wondering why there were never any black aliens, and I pointed out
>> _Childhood's End_, and he pointed out they were "demons", and I demanded
>> to know whether he was prejudiced against people with horns and wings,
>> and . . . ).
>
> This was a real conversation? Something that would pass the Turing Test?

Yessir. If Indeed It Was The Real "TB". If it was a bot, it was pretty
good.

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

"You are either insane or a fool."
"I am a sanitary inspector."

< _Maske: Thaery_

Tim Weaver · Sep 21, 2008

mimus wrote:

> On Sat, 20 Sep 2008 22:11:30 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>
>> mimus wrote:
>>
>>> On Sat, 20 Sep 2008 20:15:53 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>
>>>> mimus wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Sat, 20 Sep 2008 18:27:00 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> mimus wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Fri, 19 Sep 2008 19:02:09 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>>>>>>>>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>>>>>>>>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>>>>>>>>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>>>>>>>>> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 19 Sep 2008 23:00:00 GMT
>>>>>>>>> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:00:03 GMT
>>>>>>>>> Stats End.................: Fri, 19 Sep 2008 22:50:47 GMT
>>>>>>>>> Days......................: 7
>>>>>>>>> Total No. of Articles.....: 1140
>>>>>>>>> Total No. of Characters...: 3073355
>>>>>>>>> Total Volume..............: 3001
>>>>>>>>> Messages Per Day..........: 162.9
>>>>>>>>> Characters Per Day........: 439050.7
>>>>>>>>> Average Daily Volume......: 428 kB
>>>>>>>>> Total Posters This Week...: 61
>>>>>>>>> Messages with Sigs........: 14.39%
>>>>>>>>> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 62.80%
>>>>>>>>> Original Content Rating...: 19.77%
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>>>>>>>> ===============================================================
>>>>>>>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 636 90.9
>>>>>>>>> 55.8% 2. mimus.............................................: 57
>>>>>>>>> 8.1 5.0% 3. Bertie the Bunyip.................................:
>>>>>>>>> 55 7.9 4.8% 4. Bertie the
>>>>>>>>> Bunyip.................................: 46 6.6 4.0% 5. Tim
>>>>>>>>> Weaver........................................: 41 5.9 3.6%
>>>>>>>>> 6. Puck..............................................: 31 4.4
>>>>>>>>> 2.7% 7. dave..............................................: 22
>>>>>>>>> 3.1 1.9% 8. sychotic <c>hicken.............................:
>>>>>>>>> 21 3.0 1.8% 9.
>>>>>>>>> nemo..............................................: 17 2.4
>>>>>>>>> 1.5%
>>>>>>>>> 10. Grant.............................................: 15 2.1
>>>>>>>>> 1.3% 11. metro-golden-meower...............................: 15
>>>>>>>>> 2.1 1.3% 12. Jay Kaner.........................................:
>>>>>>>>> 14 2.0 1.2% 13. Ash
>>>>>>>>> Wensdee.......................................: 12 1.7 1.1%
>>>>>>>>> 14. pscissons.........................................: 12 1.7
>>>>>>>>> 1.1% 15. knoxy.............................................: 11
>>>>>>>>> 1.6 1.0% 16. mixed nuts........................................:
>>>>>>>>> 11 1.6 1.0% 17. Onideus Mad
>>>>>>>>> Hatter................................: 10 1.4 0.9% 18.
>>>>>>>>> Aratzio...........................................: 9 1.3
>>>>>>>>> 0.8% 19. Steve Leyland.....................................: 7
>>>>>>>>> 1.0 0.6% 20. me@privacy.net....................................:
>>>>>>>>> 7 1.0 0.6% 21.
>>>>>>>>> ah................................................: 7 1.0
>>>>>>>>> 0.6%
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Hmm. I'm dropping off here.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Change your last name to Bruening.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Speaking of which, I forget how at the moment, but I saw Bruening and
>>>>>> nemo posts in a "group" of other groups. At least this group of
>>>>>> groups were all related to jokes and puns.
>>>>>
>>>>> Huh? he always crossposts to at least one-a the pun groups <shudder>.
>>>>
>>>> There was no flonk. Every group was a pun group, which is what made it
>>>> odd.
>>>
>>> He follows up on thirty-year-old posts or something like that in the
>>> rec.arts.s-f. groups, and occasionally starts threads with questions
>>> only God maybe can answer-- IITTR"TB".
>>>
>>> Although I had a conversation with him (!) in rasfw lately (he was
>>> wondering why there were never any black aliens, and I pointed out
>>> _Childhood's End_, and he pointed out they were "demons", and I demanded
>>> to know whether he was prejudiced against people with horns and wings,
>>> and . . . ).
>>
>> This was a real conversation? Something that would pass the Turing Test?
>
> Yessir. If Indeed It Was The Real "TB". If it was a bot, it was pretty
> good.

He can probably run the bot and make actual posts at the same time.
--
Tim Weaver

"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,
difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-
boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

- Gene Spafford, 1992

mimus · Sep 22, 2008

On Sun, 21 Sep 2008 19:11:34 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:

> mimus wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 20 Sep 2008 22:11:30 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>
>>> mimus wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Sat, 20 Sep 2008 20:15:53 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> mimus wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Sat, 20 Sep 2008 18:27:00 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> mimus wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Fri, 19 Sep 2008 19:02:09 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>>>>>>>>>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>>>>>>>>>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>>>>>>>>>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>>>>>>>>>> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 19 Sep 2008 23:00:00 GMT
>>>>>>>>>> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:00:03 GMT
>>>>>>>>>> Stats End.................: Fri, 19 Sep 2008 22:50:47 GMT
>>>>>>>>>> Days......................: 7
>>>>>>>>>> Total No. of Articles.....: 1140
>>>>>>>>>> Total No. of Characters...: 3073355
>>>>>>>>>> Total Volume..............: 3001
>>>>>>>>>> Messages Per Day..........: 162.9
>>>>>>>>>> Characters Per Day........: 439050.7
>>>>>>>>>> Average Daily Volume......: 428 kB
>>>>>>>>>> Total Posters This Week...: 61
>>>>>>>>>> Messages with Sigs........: 14.39%
>>>>>>>>>> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 62.80%
>>>>>>>>>> Original Content Rating...: 19.77%
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>>>>>>>>> ===============================================================
>>>>>>>>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 636 90.9
>>>>>>>>>> 55.8% 2. mimus.............................................: 57
>>>>>>>>>> 8.1 5.0% 3. Bertie the Bunyip.................................:
>>>>>>>>>> 55 7.9 4.8% 4. Bertie the
>>>>>>>>>> Bunyip.................................: 46 6.6 4.0% 5. Tim
>>>>>>>>>> Weaver........................................: 41 5.9 3.6%
>>>>>>>>>> 6. Puck..............................................: 31 4.4
>>>>>>>>>> 2.7% 7. dave..............................................: 22
>>>>>>>>>> 3.1 1.9% 8. sychotic <c>hicken.............................:
>>>>>>>>>> 21 3.0 1.8% 9.
>>>>>>>>>> nemo..............................................: 17 2.4
>>>>>>>>>> 1.5%
>>>>>>>>>> 10. Grant.............................................: 15 2.1
>>>>>>>>>> 1.3% 11. metro-golden-meower...............................: 15
>>>>>>>>>> 2.1 1.3% 12. Jay Kaner.........................................:
>>>>>>>>>> 14 2.0 1.2% 13. Ash
>>>>>>>>>> Wensdee.......................................: 12 1.7 1.1%
>>>>>>>>>> 14. pscissons.........................................: 12 1.7
>>>>>>>>>> 1.1% 15. knoxy.............................................: 11
>>>>>>>>>> 1.6 1.0% 16. mixed nuts........................................:
>>>>>>>>>> 11 1.6 1.0% 17. Onideus Mad
>>>>>>>>>> Hatter................................: 10 1.4 0.9% 18.
>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio...........................................: 9 1.3
>>>>>>>>>> 0.8% 19. Steve Leyland.....................................: 7
>>>>>>>>>> 1.0 0.6% 20. me@privacy.net....................................:
>>>>>>>>>> 7 1.0 0.6% 21.
>>>>>>>>>> ah................................................: 7 1.0
>>>>>>>>>> 0.6%
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Hmm. I'm dropping off here.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Change your last name to Bruening.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Speaking of which, I forget how at the moment, but I saw Bruening and
>>>>>>> nemo posts in a "group" of other groups. At least this group of
>>>>>>> groups were all related to jokes and puns.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Huh? he always crossposts to at least one-a the pun groups <shudder>.
>>>>>
>>>>> There was no flonk. Every group was a pun group, which is what made it
>>>>> odd.
>>>>
>>>> He follows up on thirty-year-old posts or something like that in the
>>>> rec.arts.s-f. groups, and occasionally starts threads with questions
>>>> only God maybe can answer-- IITTR"TB".
>>>>
>>>> Although I had a conversation with him (!) in rasfw lately (he was
>>>> wondering why there were never any black aliens, and I pointed out
>>>> _Childhood's End_, and he pointed out they were "demons", and I demanded
>>>> to know whether he was prejudiced against people with horns and wings,
>>>> and . . . ).
>>>
>>> This was a real conversation? Something that would pass the Turing Test?
>>
>> Yessir. If Indeed It Was The Real "TB". If it was a bot, it was pretty
>> good.
>
> He can probably run the bot and make actual posts at the same time.

We all have our little quirks, I guess.

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

You want a job and a lizard to ride?

< _The Einstein Intersection_

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