Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk: week ending 22 Feb 2008.

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NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
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Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti

Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
Stats Were Taken..........: Sat, 23 Feb 2008 00:00:00 GMT
Stats Begin...............: Sat, 16 Feb 2008 00:03:22 GMT
Stats End.................: Fri, 22 Feb 2008 23:23:40 GMT
Days......................: 7
Total No. of Articles.....: 1870
Total No. of Characters...: 4682173
Total Volume..............: 4572
Messages Per Day..........: 267.1
Characters Per Day........: 668881.9
Average Daily Volume......: 653 kB
Total Posters This Week...: 105
Messages with Sigs........: 16.58%
Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 35.48%
Original Content Rating...: 21.35%

Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
===============================================================
1. Tim Bruening......................................: 1036 148.0 55.4%
2. nemo..............................................: 161 23.0 8.6%
3. dave hillstrom....................................: 110 15.7 5.9%
4. mimus.............................................: 74 10.6 4.0%
5. Aratzio...........................................: 61 8.7 3.3%
6. Tim Weaver........................................: 22 3.1 1.2%
7. Edward Teach......................................: 21 3.0 1.1%
8. Slipped Moebius...................................: 21 3.0 1.1%
9. Shirley...........................................: 18 2.6 1.0%
10. psykoexgirlfriend.................................: 18 2.6 1.0%
11. BuZZard...........................................: 17 2.4 0.9%
12. mixed nuts........................................: 17 2.4 0.9%
13. Wavy..............................................: 15 2.1 0.8%
14. Dennis M. Hammes..................................: 12 1.7 0.6%
15. pscissons.........................................: 12 1.7 0.6%
16. PsychoChicken.....................................: 11 1.6 0.6%
17. DB01..............................................: 9 1.3 0.5%
18. Jose..............................................: 9 1.3 0.5%
19. Douglas D. Anderson...............................: 7 1.0 0.4%
20. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f?=...............: 7 1.0 0.4%
21. Sharon B..........................................: 7 1.0 0.4%
22. ah................................................: 7 1.0 0.4%
23. Steve Leyland.....................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
24. Anonymous Sender..................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
25. BostonBlackie?....................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
26. Dr-de-Bauche......................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
27. K . A . Cannon....................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
28. Rob Cypher........................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
29. The 2-Belo........................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
30. TheBookman........................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
31. an old friend.....................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
32. Stell.............................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
33. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
34. J . Raoul Xemblinosky.............................: 5 0.7 0.3%
35. crookedjunk.......................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
36. mariposas rand mair fheal.........................: 5 0.7 0.3%
37. Buzzrad_Goo_Goobler@ToothFairy.com................: 4 0.6 0.2%
38. DAB...............................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
39. Paul {Hamilton Rooney}............................: 4 0.6 0.2%
40. ~misfit~..........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
41. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
42. Archie Leach......................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
43. Cyberiade . it Anonymous Remailer.................: 3 0.4 0.2%
44. MorgAnn...........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
45. Sir F . A . Rien..................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
46. an old friend.....................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
47. an_old_friend.....................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
48. don100024.........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
49. greenwire.........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
50. miguel............................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
51. CountryStuff......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
52. Ferd Berfle.......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
53. an old fiend......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
54. Downchild.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
55. God...............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
56. Meat Plow.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
57. Peter J Ross......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
58. PorkRhino.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
59. Steady Eddy.......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
60. WeeSaul...........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
61. daito.............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
62. freddy............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
63. hayesstw..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
64. p-stickney........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
65. rmblackley........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
66. spooge............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
67. the messenjah.....................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
68. Andyfothershops...................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
69. Daniel Who Wants to Know..........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
70. Don H.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
71. Douglas D. Anderson...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
72. H.................................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
73. Jim Langston......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
74. John \"C\.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
75. Marilyn...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
76. Marvel............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
77. Mike hunt.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
78. Tommy.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
79. We're Just A Couple Of Freaky Gay Jews!...........: 1 0.1 0.1%
80. Will Dockery......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
81. freek.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
82. ggamble...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
83. no surrender......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
84. =?iso-8859-1?B?Wv9SaVg=?=.........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
85. Ampers Taylor.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
86. Bart Goddard......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
87. Benj..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
88. Gary L . Burnore..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
89. George............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
90. Mick..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
91. Miles.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
92. Retired VIP.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
93. Sir Arthur CB Wholeflaffers ASA...................: 1 0.1 0.1%
94. The Eclectician...................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
95. Usenet Rulez......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
96. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
97. an old friend.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
98. doug lilley.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
99. etf of the clique.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
100. joandarc or joan930...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
101. lyricaljohnnny....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
102. mario sempronio...................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
103. mrstrellis........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
104. spam..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
105. the long con......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%

Top 500 Bandwidth-Slurping Posters: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
===========================================================================
1. Tim Bruening......................................: 2049 292.8 44.8%
2. nemo..............................................: 357 51.1 7.8%
3. dave hillstrom....................................: 275 39.3 6.0%
4. mimus.............................................: 232 33.2 5.1%
5. Aratzio...........................................: 152 21.8 3.3%
6. Tim Weaver........................................: 84 12.0 1.8%
7. Edward Teach......................................: 78 11.2 1.7%
8. Wavy..............................................: 70 10.0 1.5%
9. Shirley...........................................: 58 8.3 1.3%
10. mixed nuts........................................: 55 7.9 1.2%
11. Dennis M. Hammes..................................: 54 7.8 1.2%
12. Stell.............................................: 48 6.9 1.1%
13. Slipped Moebius...................................: 47 6.8 1.0%
14. BuZZard...........................................: 46 6.6 1.0%
15. psykoexgirlfriend.................................: 41 6.0 0.9%
16. J . Raoul Xemblinosky.............................: 40 5.8 0.9%
17. mario sempronio...................................: 40 5.8 0.9%
18. DAB...............................................: 40 5.8 0.9%
19. Steve Leyland.....................................: 38 5.5 0.8%
20. pscissons.........................................: 36 5.2 0.8%
21. Jose..............................................: 35 5.1 0.8%
22. PsychoChicken.....................................: 31 4.5 0.7%
23. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 30 4.3 0.7%
24. The 2-Belo........................................: 27 3.9 0.6%
25. TheBookman........................................: 23 3.3 0.5%
26. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f?=...............: 21 3.1 0.5%
27. BostonBlackie?....................................: 21 3.1 0.5%
28. DB01..............................................: 21 3.0 0.5%
29. mariposas rand mair fheal.........................: 21 3.0 0.5%
30. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 20 2.9 0.4%
31. Dr-de-Bauche......................................: 19 2.8 0.4%
32. Rob Cypher........................................: 19 2.7 0.4%
33. Ferd Berfle.......................................: 18 2.7 0.4%
34. miguel............................................: 17 2.5 0.4%
35. greenwire.........................................: 16 2.3 0.4%
36. ah................................................: 15 2.3 0.3%
37. Sharon B..........................................: 15 2.2 0.3%
38. crookedjunk.......................................: 15 2.2 0.3%
39. K . A . Cannon....................................: 15 2.1 0.3%
40. Marilyn...........................................: 14 2.0 0.3%
41. ~misfit~..........................................: 13 1.9 0.3%
42. Douglas D. Anderson...............................: 13 1.9 0.3%
43. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 12 1.8 0.3%
44. Paul {Hamilton Rooney}............................: 11 1.6 0.3%
45. an old friend.....................................: 11 1.6 0.2%
46. Anonymous Sender..................................: 10 1.5 0.2%
47. don100024.........................................: 10 1.5 0.2%
48. MorgAnn...........................................: 10 1.4 0.2%
49. Sir F . A . Rien..................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
50. Downchild.........................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
51. Buzzrad_Goo_Goobler@ToothFairy.com................: 8 1.2 0.2%
52. Archie Leach......................................: 8 1.1 0.2%
53. Usenet Rulez......................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
54. God...............................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
55. an old friend.....................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
56. WeeSaul...........................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
57. an_old_friend.....................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
58. spooge............................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
59. Steady Eddy.......................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
60. Meat Plow.........................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
61. the messenjah.....................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
62. Cyberiade . it Anonymous Remailer.................: 5 0.8 0.1%
63. Sir Arthur CB Wholeflaffers ASA...................: 4 0.7 0.1%
64. rmblackley........................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
65. lyricaljohnnny....................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
66. an old fiend......................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
67. hayesstw..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
68. PorkRhino.........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
69. p-stickney........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
70. the long con......................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
71. =?iso-8859-1?B?Wv9SaVg=?=.........................: 3 0.5 0.1%
72. no surrender......................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
73. Andyfothershops...................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
74. Peter J Ross......................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
75. daito.............................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
76. freddy............................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
77. H.................................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
78. Will Dockery......................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
79. Ampers Taylor.....................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
80. doug lilley.......................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
81. CountryStuff......................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
82. Bart Goddard......................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
83. Don H.............................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
84. Gary L . Burnore..................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
85. etf of the clique.................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
86. ggamble...........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
87. Daniel Who Wants to Know..........................: 2 0.3 0.0%
88. Miles.............................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
89. We're Just A Couple Of Freaky Gay Jews!...........: 2 0.3 0.0%
90. Jim Langston......................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
91. Benj..............................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
92. Mike hunt.........................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
93. Marvel............................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
94. mrstrellis........................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
95. John \"C\.........................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
96. Mick..............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
97. freek.............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
98. an old friend.....................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
99. Retired VIP.......................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
100. spam..............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
101. Tommy.............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
102. joandarc or joan930...............................: 1 0.2 0.0%
103. George............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
104. The Eclectician...................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
105. Douglas D. Anderson...............................: 1 0.2 0.0%

Top 500 Popular Threads: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
==============================================================
1. Lent Puns.........................................: 252 36.0 13.5%
2. THE Humanity! Beer Prices Going UP................: 78 11.1 4.2%
3. "Puns of the Weak" 10/20/00......................: 64 9.1 3.4%
4. We are taking over this group.....................: 64 9.1 3.4%
5. 2/22 Puns.........................................: 59 8.4 3.2%
6. 12 days...........................................: 58 8.3 3.1%
7. Adventure.........................................: 39 5.6 2.1%
8. 19/2 Puns.........................................: 34 4.9 1.8%
9. 18 February Puns..................................: 33 4.7 1.8%
10. Philosophy Quiz...................................: 32 4.6 1.7%
11. 18/2 Puns.........................................: 30 4.3 1.6%
12. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD...............................: 30 4.3 1.6%
13. 2/18 Puns.........................................: 27 3.9 1.4%
14. Gimme a Post, Any Post, Come On, I Dare Ya........: 27 3.9 1.4%
15. todays word for the day...........................: 27 3.9 1.4%
16. 19 February Puns..................................: 25 3.6 1.3%
17. 17/2 Puns.........................................: 23 3.3 1.2%
18. A few notes for outlaw and the rest of alt.drugs.h: 21 3.0 1.1%
19. 17 February Puns..................................: 20 2.9 1.1%
20. 2/17 Puns.........................................: 19 2.7 1.0%
21. 2/19 Puns.........................................: 18 2.6 1.0%
22. 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375: 18 2.6 1.0%
23. I Was Just Watching A Movie On Cable And..........: 18 2.6 1.0%
24. 2 To The First, 2 To The Third Puns...............: 17 2.4 0.9%
25. Trials, Tribulations and Such.....................: 17 2.4 0.9%
26. Alternate Fuel Cars...............................: 16 2.3 0.9%
27. February 15 Puns..................................: 16 2.3 0.9%
28. Pakistani Election Day Puns.......................: 16 2.3 0.9%
29. President's Day Puns..............................: 16 2.3 0.9%
30. 2/16 Puns.........................................: 15 2.1 0.8%
31. 2/15 Puns.........................................: 14 2.0 0.7%
32. February 17 Puns..................................: 14 2.0 0.7%
33. FlonkNews: Bicentennial Rat Storms in India and Ba: 14 2.0 0.7%
34. 15 February Puns..................................: 13 1.9 0.7%
35. 15/2 Puns.........................................: 13 1.9 0.7%
36. February 18 Puns..................................: 13 1.9 0.7%
37. "Puns of the Weak" 10/6/00........................: 12 1.7 0.6%
38. Gimme an "F"!.....................................: 12 1.7 0.6%
39. Someone Post Something, Anything..................: 12 1.7 0.6%
40. I'm back..........................................: 11 1.6 0.6%
41. You Walk In Your Bedroom..........................: 11 1.6 0.6%
42. 2 To The 3, 2 To The 1 Puns.......................: 10 1.4 0.5%
43. 22/2 Puns.........................................: 10 1.4 0.5%
44. Elementary Integral Addition Point................: 10 1.4 0.5%
45. Feedback / Criticism..............................: 10 1.4 0.5%
46. Happy Commie Martyrs' Day!........................: 10 1.4 0.5%
47. wankers.. the lot of you..........................: 10 1.4 0.5%
48. 1st AMENDMENT PROTECTS TROLLS FROM BEING TOSed FRO: 9 1.3 0.5%
49. 3 To The 1, 3 To The 2 Puns.......................: 9 1.3 0.5%
50. 3 To The First, 3 To The Second Puns..............: 9 1.3 0.5%
51. February 22 Puns..................................: 9 1.3 0.5%
52. Speaking of Linux, or, Really, Just Speaking of Gu: 9 1.3 0.5%
53. get kelp..........................................: 9 1.3 0.5%
54. 1st AMENDMENT PROTECTS TROLLS FROM BEING TOSed FRO: 8 1.1 0.4%
55. 2/22/22...........................................: 8 1.1 0.4%
56. Cats Gotcha Fingahs?..............................: 8 1.1 0.4%
57. Doin' Teh Duel....................................: 8 1.1 0.4%
58. IGNORE CYPHERS GARBAGE............................: 8 1.1 0.4%
59. LOL alt.drugs.hard tries blackmail on a black male: 8 1.1 0.4%
60. Valentines Day....................................: 8 1.1 0.4%
61. 12 poast?.........................................: 7 1.0 0.4%
62. 3 Squared, 3 To The First Puns....................: 7 1.0 0.4%
63. 3/15 Puns.........................................: 7 1.0 0.4%
64. Anteaters.........................................: 7 1.0 0.4%
65. Ash Wednesday Puns................................: 7 1.0 0.4%
66. February 13 Puns..................................: 7 1.0 0.4%
67. FlonkNews: Democracy in the Mountains of Pakistan.: 7 1.0 0.4%
68. 22 February Puns..................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
69. 3 To The 2, 3 To The 1 Puns.......................: 6 0.9 0.3%
70. 3 To The 2nd, 3 To The 1st Puns...................: 6 0.9 0.3%
71. 3/14 Puns.........................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
72. bridge............................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
73. dear psychochicken (MOOOOO!)......................: 6 0.9 0.3%
74. 105 Days..........................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
75. 110 Days..........................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
76. 1450 Days.........................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
77. 200 Days..........................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
78. <sniff>...........................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
79. Bertie the Bunyip is froging me...................: 5 0.7 0.3%
80. February 19 Puns..................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
81. Presidents' Day Puns..............................: 5 0.7 0.3%
82. 13 March Puns.....................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
83. 170 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
84. 190 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
85. 1st AMENDMENT PROTECTS TROLLS FROM BEING TOSed FRO: 4 0.6 0.2%
86. 25 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
87. 3 To The 1st, 3 To The 2nd Puns...................: 4 0.6 0.2%
88. 3 To The First, 3 Squared Puns....................: 4 0.6 0.2%
89. 3 To The Second, 3 To The First Puns..............: 4 0.6 0.2%
90. 3.1415926535 Puns.................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
91. 30 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
92. 8/2 Puns..........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
93. <crumble>.........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
94. British Puns......................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
95. Escaped WW2 chickens..............................: 4 0.6 0.2%
96. FWD: Nationwide High School and College Database 4 0.6 0.2%
97. Fun Stuff for ****s without a life and work and Wa: 4 0.6 0.2%
98. I almost forgot...................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
99. Soccer Idea.......................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
100. btw Dloyd perhaps one day callsign will be require: 4 0.6 0.2%
101. group Moderator Please help.......................: 4 0.6 0.2%
102. newsgroup fa, net, etc............................: 4 0.6 0.2%
103. 10/2 Puns.........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
104. 120 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
105. 130 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
106. 14 March Puns.....................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
107. 140 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
108. 15 Days...........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
109. 150 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
110. 160 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
111. 1st AMENDMENT PROTECTS TROLLS FROM BEING TOSed FRO: 3 0.4 0.2%
112. 2 To The 3rd, 2 To The 1st Puns...................: 3 0.4 0.2%
113. 2 To The 4th, 2 To The 1st Puns...................: 3 0.4 0.2%
114. 2 To The First, 2 Cubed Puns......................: 3 0.4 0.2%
115. 2/22/2222.........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
116. 230 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
117. 250 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
118. 260 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
119. 290 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
120. 320 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
121. 70 Days...........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
122. FEbruary 14 Puns..................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
123. February 14 Puns..................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
124. Hatter 1337 Line Reactivated......................: 3 0.4 0.2%
125. K Puns............................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
126. R Puns............................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
127. Speaking of Linux, or, Really, Just Speaking of Gu: 3 0.4 0.2%
128. get goo...........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
129. i lapse...........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
130. # Puns............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
131. 03/04/05 Puns.....................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
132. 100 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
133. 14/3 Puns.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
134. 165 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
135. 180 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
136. 195 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
137. 2 To The 3rd, 2 To the 1st Puns...................: 2 0.3 0.1%
138. 2 To The Fourth, 2 To The First Puns..............: 2 0.3 0.1%
139. 2 To The Third, 2 To The First Puns...............: 2 0.3 0.1%
140. 2/20 Puns.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
141. 20 Days...........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
142. 210 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
143. 220 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
144. 310 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
145. 340 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
146. 35 Days...........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
147. 360 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
148. 5 Days............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
149. 55 Days...........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
150. 60 Days...........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
151. 65 Days...........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
152. 80 Days...........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
153. Adobe Bought Flash?...............................: 2 0.3 0.1%
154. Contract With The Future..........................: 2 0.3 0.1%
155. Dihydrogen Monoxide...............................: 2 0.3 0.1%
156. He Who Has a Recent Puncture Wound on His Thumb Sh: 2 0.3 0.1%
157. I hate owels. They kiled and ate my frist wife....: 2 0.3 0.1%
158. My Dream! Mr. T and Me!!!........................: 2 0.3 0.1%
159. Number Puns.......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
160. Odd Signs.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
161. Ping fellow LIST member...........................: 2 0.3 0.1%
162. Rob Cypher drops serious bombs Re: the whois of br: 2 0.3 0.1%
163. S Puns............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
164. September 31......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
165. Space Marine......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
166. The greatest man ever.............................: 2 0.3 0.1%
167. Warning! PERVERT ALERT! Capgun will try to eat you: 2 0.3 0.1%
168. broadcasted songs could be a signal for aliens to : 2 0.3 0.1%
169. 01/01/01..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
170. 03/05/07 Puns.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
171. 10 Days...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
172. 115 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
173. 1451 Days.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
174. 175 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
175. 180 DAYY..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
176. 1st AMENDMENT PROTECTS TROLLS FROM BEING TOSed FRO: 1 0.1 0.1%
177. 2 To The 1st, 2 To The 4th Puns...................: 1 0.1 0.1%
178. 2/22/222..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
179. 2/22/242..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
180. 240 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
181. 270 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
182. 3 To The 1st. 3 To The 2nd Puns...................: 1 0.1 0.1%
183. 3 To The 2, 3 To the 1 Puns.......................: 1 0.1 0.1%
184. 3/1 Puns..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
185. 300 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
186. 336 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
187. 337 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
188. 35 DAYY...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
189. 350 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
190. 40 Days...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
191. 42/6 Puns.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
192. 570 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
193. 7 To The 4th Puns.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
194. 75 Days...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
195. Another Example of Why It's So Hard to Do Satire i: 1 0.1 0.1%
196. Asked The Guitarist What Key......................: 1 0.1 0.1%
197. CW Skimmer........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
198. Core Values.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
199. Definitions.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
200. E.................................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
201. ESE EUROPEAN SCHOOL OF ECONOMICS PUBBLICITA INGANN: 1 0.1 0.1%
202. Extra Power (Slave)...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
203. Father's Day Puns.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
204. February 16 Puns..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
205. G Puns............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
206. Great sexy teens..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
207. Helen.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
208. Hot, OT...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
209. I got your number you *******.....................: 1 0.1 0.1%
210. I screwed Barney!.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
211. KPuns.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
212. Letter Puns.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
213. March 9 Puns......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
214. Martin Luther King Day Puns.......................: 1 0.1 0.1%
215. PING HILLSTROM....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
216. Pi Day Puns.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
217. Q Puns............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
218. Rob Cypher drops serious bombs Re: the whois of br: 1 0.1 0.1%
219. SGA--The buddy cop ep ("Midway" spoilers).........: 1 0.1 0.1%
220. Todd H brings disrespect to himself,to his parents: 1 0.1 0.1%
221. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 1 0.1 0.1%
222. What typical age of ADH posters? Please just post : 1 0.1 0.1%
223. Where's the poetry?...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
224. alt.drugs.hard has been assimilated into the colle: 1 0.1 0.1%
225. junkie obsesses over rob cypher's godliness (was: : 1 0.1 0.1%
226. misfit - please stop..............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
227. newsgroup proposal - alt.dockerty.quacks..........: 1 0.1 0.1%
228. not for nothing obama.............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
229. obama drug, gay sex romp..........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
230. the whois of "Eaton T. Forbes" Re: How does Cypher: 1 0.1 0.1%
231. turdboy throws a fit (was: Re: some lame bullshit.: 1 0.1 0.1%
232. you wannabe troll, CUJO, or whatever you're callin: 1 0.1 0.1%

Top 500 Bandwidth-Slurping Threads: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
===========================================================================
1. Lent Puns.........................................: 481 68.7 10.5%
2. THE Humanity! Beer Prices Going UP................: 260 37.2 5.7%
3. We are taking over this group.....................: 221 31.6 4.8%
4. "Puns of the Weak" 10/20/00......................: 189 27.1 4.1%
5. Trials, Tribulations and Such.....................: 187 26.8 4.1%
6. Gimme a Post, Any Post, Come On, I Dare Ya........: 137 19.6 3.0%
7. 12 days...........................................: 132 18.9 2.9%
8. 2/22 Puns.........................................: 131 18.8 2.9%
9. Adventure.........................................: 110 15.8 2.4%
10. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD...............................: 82 11.7 1.8%
11. 19/2 Puns.........................................: 80 11.5 1.8%
12. Philosophy Quiz...................................: 79 11.3 1.7%
13. A few notes for outlaw and the rest of alt.drugs.h: 70 10.1 1.5%
14. todays word for the day...........................: 67 9.7 1.5%
15. Speaking of Linux, or, Really, Just Speaking of Gu: 64 9.3 1.4%
16. 18/2 Puns.........................................: 63 9.0 1.4%
17. 19 February Puns..................................: 58 8.4 1.3%
18. 18 February Puns..................................: 54 7.8 1.2%
19. 2/18 Puns.........................................: 48 6.9 1.1%
20. FlonkNews: Bicentennial Rat Storms in India and Ba: 45 6.5 1.0%
21. 17/2 Puns.........................................: 43 6.3 1.0%
22. ESE EUROPEAN SCHOOL OF ECONOMICS PUBBLICITA INGANN: 40 5.8 0.9%
23. 2 To The First, 2 To The Third Puns...............: 37 5.3 0.8%
24. 17 February Puns..................................: 36 5.3 0.8%
25. Alternate Fuel Cars...............................: 36 5.2 0.8%
26. I Was Just Watching A Movie On Cable And..........: 36 5.2 0.8%
27. 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375: 36 5.2 0.8%
28. LOL alt.drugs.hard tries blackmail on a black male: 36 5.2 0.8%
29. 2/19 Puns.........................................: 35 5.1 0.8%
30. 1st AMENDMENT PROTECTS TROLLS FROM BEING TOSed FRO: 35 5.0 0.8%
31. 2/17 Puns.........................................: 33 4.8 0.7%
32. February 15 Puns..................................: 33 4.7 0.7%
33. President's Day Puns..............................: 31 4.5 0.7%
34. 2/16 Puns.........................................: 30 4.4 0.7%
35. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 30 4.3 0.7%
36. Gimme an "F"!.....................................: 28 4.1 0.6%
37. Pakistani Election Day Puns.......................: 27 3.9 0.6%
38. "Puns of the Weak" 10/6/00........................: 26 3.8 0.6%
39. February 17 Puns..................................: 25 3.7 0.6%
40. 15/2 Puns.........................................: 25 3.6 0.6%
41. 1st AMENDMENT PROTECTS TROLLS FROM BEING TOSed FRO: 24 3.5 0.5%
42. 2 To The 3, 2 To The 1 Puns.......................: 24 3.5 0.5%
43. 2/15 Puns.........................................: 24 3.4 0.5%
44. 15 February Puns..................................: 23 3.4 0.5%
45. Someone Post Something, Anything..................: 23 3.3 0.5%
46. Speaking of Linux, or, Really, Just Speaking of Gu: 23 3.3 0.5%
47. I'm back..........................................: 22 3.2 0.5%
48. February 18 Puns..................................: 22 3.1 0.5%
49. You Walk In Your Bedroom..........................: 21 3.0 0.5%
50. Feedback / Criticism..............................: 20 3.0 0.5%
51. Elementary Integral Addition Point................: 20 2.9 0.4%
52. Happy Commie Martyrs' Day!........................: 20 2.9 0.4%
53. Bertie the Bunyip is froging me...................: 19 2.8 0.4%
54. Fun Stuff for ****s without a life and work and Wa: 19 2.8 0.4%
55. dear psychochicken (MOOOOO!)......................: 19 2.8 0.4%
56. February 22 Puns..................................: 19 2.8 0.4%
57. get kelp..........................................: 19 2.7 0.4%
58. 3 To The First, 3 To The Second Puns..............: 17 2.5 0.4%
59. Anteaters.........................................: 17 2.5 0.4%
60. February 13 Puns..................................: 17 2.5 0.4%
61. Valentines Day....................................: 17 2.5 0.4%
62. IGNORE CYPHERS GARBAGE............................: 17 2.4 0.4%
63. 3 To The 1, 3 To The 2 Puns.......................: 16 2.4 0.4%
64. Doin' Teh Duel....................................: 16 2.3 0.4%
65. 22/2 Puns.........................................: 15 2.2 0.3%
66. wankers.. the lot of you..........................: 15 2.2 0.3%
67. FlonkNews: Democracy in the Mountains of Pakistan.: 14 2.0 0.3%
68. 3 To The 2nd, 3 To The 1st Puns...................: 13 2.0 0.3%
69. Ash Wednesday Puns................................: 13 1.9 0.3%
70. 3/15 Puns.........................................: 13 1.9 0.3%
71. FWD: Nationwide High School and College Database 13 1.9 0.3%
72. 3/14 Puns.........................................: 13 1.9 0.3%
73. 3 Squared, 3 To The First Puns....................: 12 1.8 0.3%
74. 3 To The 2, 3 To The 1 Puns.......................: 12 1.8 0.3%
75. 8/2 Puns..........................................: 11 1.7 0.3%
76. 12 poast?.........................................: 11 1.6 0.3%
77. Cats Gotcha Fingahs?..............................: 11 1.6 0.3%
78. 1st AMENDMENT PROTECTS TROLLS FROM BEING TOSed FRO: 11 1.6 0.2%
79. bridge............................................: 11 1.6 0.2%
80. Soccer Idea.......................................: 10 1.6 0.2%
81. February 19 Puns..................................: 10 1.5 0.2%
82. 2/22/22...........................................: 10 1.5 0.2%
83. My Dream! Mr. T and Me!!!........................: 10 1.5 0.2%
84. 22 February Puns..................................: 9 1.4 0.2%
85. 3 To The 1st, 3 To The 2nd Puns...................: 9 1.4 0.2%
86. Adobe Bought Flash?...............................: 9 1.3 0.2%
87. Presidents' Day Puns..............................: 9 1.3 0.2%
88. Hatter 1337 Line Reactivated......................: 9 1.3 0.2%
89. 3 To The First, 3 Squared Puns....................: 8 1.3 0.2%
90. 1st AMENDMENT PROTECTS TROLLS FROM BEING TOSed FRO: 8 1.2 0.2%
91. group Moderator Please help.......................: 8 1.2 0.2%
92. 2 To The First, 2 Cubed Puns......................: 8 1.2 0.2%
93. newsgroup fa, net, etc............................: 8 1.2 0.2%
94. 03/04/05 Puns.....................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
95. Ping fellow LIST member...........................: 8 1.2 0.2%
96. 10/2 Puns.........................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
97. broadcasted songs could be a signal for aliens to : 7 1.1 0.2%
98. you wannabe troll, CUJO, or whatever you're callin: 7 1.1 0.2%
99. junkie obsesses over rob cypher's godliness (was: : 7 1.1 0.2%
100. 2 To The 3rd, 2 To The 1st Puns...................: 7 1.1 0.2%
101. 3.1415926535 Puns.................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
102. 3 To The Second, 3 To The First Puns..............: 7 1.1 0.2%
103. 1450 Days.........................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
104. btw Dloyd perhaps one day callsign will be require: 7 1.0 0.2%
105. 200 Days..........................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
106. <crumble>.........................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
107. Escaped WW2 chickens..............................: 7 1.0 0.2%
108. 110 Days..........................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
109. FEbruary 14 Puns..................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
110. 105 Days..........................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
111. 2 To The 3rd, 2 To the 1st Puns...................: 7 1.0 0.2%
112. British Puns......................................: 6 1.0 0.1%
113. 13 March Puns.....................................: 6 1.0 0.1%
114. <sniff>...........................................: 6 1.0 0.1%
115. I almost forgot...................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
116. K Puns............................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
117. Another Example of Why It's So Hard to Do Satire i: 6 0.9 0.1%
118. 14/3 Puns.........................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
119. Contract With The Future..........................: 6 0.9 0.1%
120. 170 Days..........................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
121. R Puns............................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
122. 30 Days...........................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
123. 190 Days..........................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
124. 25 Days...........................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
125. 2 To The 4th, 2 To The 1st Puns...................: 5 0.8 0.1%
126. September 31......................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
127. get goo...........................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
128. February 14 Puns..................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
129. Extra Power (Slave)...............................: 5 0.8 0.1%
130. Number Puns.......................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
131. 15 Days...........................................: 5 0.7 0.1%
132. S Puns............................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
133. 2/20 Puns.........................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
134. i lapse...........................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
135. CW Skimmer........................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
136. 250 Days..........................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
137. 320 Days..........................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
138. 130 Days..........................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
139. # Puns............................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
140. Dihydrogen Monoxide...............................: 4 0.6 0.1%
141. 150 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
142. 290 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
143. 140 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
144. 230 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
145. 70 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
146. 260 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
147. 2/22/2222.........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
148. 160 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
149. 120 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
150. 14 March Puns.....................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
151. Warning! PERVERT ALERT! Capgun will try to eat you: 4 0.6 0.1%
152. 360 Days..........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
153. Odd Signs.........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
154. The greatest man ever.............................: 3 0.5 0.1%
155. I hate owels. They kiled and ate my frist wife....: 3 0.5 0.1%
156. 60 Days...........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
157. He Who Has a Recent Puncture Wound on His Thumb Sh: 3 0.5 0.1%
158. 20 Days...........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
159. 2 To The Fourth, 2 To The First Puns..............: 3 0.5 0.1%
160. 1st AMENDMENT PROTECTS TROLLS FROM BEING TOSed FRO: 3 0.5 0.1%
161. Space Marine......................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
162. 220 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
163. 180 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
164. 340 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
165. Where's the poetry?...............................: 2 0.4 0.1%
166. 165 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
167. 35 Days...........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
168. 310 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
169. 65 Days...........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
170. 80 Days...........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
171. 195 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
172. 210 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
173. 5 Days............................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
174. 55 Days...........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
175. Hot, OT...........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
176. 2 To The Third, 2 To The First Puns...............: 2 0.4 0.1%
177. 100 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
178. Rob Cypher drops serious bombs Re: the whois of br: 2 0.4 0.1%
179. newsgroup proposal - alt.dockerty.quacks..........: 2 0.4 0.1%
180. Helen.............................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
181. E.................................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
182. What typical age of ADH posters? Please just post : 2 0.4 0.1%
183. 3/1 Puns..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
184. 03/05/07 Puns.....................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
185. Great sexy teens..................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
186. misfit - please stop..............................: 2 0.3 0.1%
187. Definitions.......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
188. the whois of "Eaton T. Forbes" Re: How does Cypher: 2 0.3 0.1%
189. 3 To The 2, 3 To the 1 Puns.......................: 2 0.3 0.0%
190. Pi Day Puns.......................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
191. 2 To The 1st, 2 To The 4th Puns...................: 2 0.3 0.0%
192. KPuns.............................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
193. turdboy throws a fit (was: Re: some lame bullshit.: 2 0.3 0.0%
194. 42/6 Puns.........................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
195. Martin Luther King Day Puns.......................: 2 0.3 0.0%
196. G Puns............................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
197. Asked The Guitarist What Key......................: 1 0.3 0.0%
198. SGA--The buddy cop ep ("Midway" spoilers).........: 1 0.3 0.0%
199. Letter Puns.......................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
200. not for nothing obama.............................: 1 0.3 0.0%
201. 01/01/01..........................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
202. 7 To The 4th Puns.................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
203. Q Puns............................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
204. March 9 Puns......................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
205. 3 To The 1st. 3 To The 2nd Puns...................: 1 0.2 0.0%
206. Rob Cypher drops serious bombs Re: the whois of br: 1 0.2 0.0%
207. Core Values.......................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
208. alt.drugs.hard has been assimilated into the colle: 1 0.2 0.0%
209. February 16 Puns..................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
210. 40 Days...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
211. 10 Days...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
212. Todd H brings disrespect to himself,to his parents: 1 0.2 0.0%
213. 270 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
214. 75 Days...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
215. Father's Day Puns.................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
216. 240 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
217. 175 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
218. 300 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
219. 350 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
220. 2/22/222..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
221. 115 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
222. 336 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
223. 337 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
224. 570 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
225. 2/22/242..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
226. 1451 Days.........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
227. 35 DAYY...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
228. 180 DAYY..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
229. obama drug, gay sex romp..........................: 1 0.2 0.0%
230. I got your number you *******.....................: 1 0.2 0.0%
231. PING HILLSTROM....................................: 0 0.1 0.0%
232. I screwed Barney!.................................: 0 0.1 0.0%

Top 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
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1. Rob Cypher................................................: 41.4%
2. Anonymous Sender..........................................: 36.4%
3. DB01......................................................: 35.5%
4. Jose......................................................: 32.0%
5. Sharon B..................................................: 29.9%
6. an old friend.............................................: 29.8%
7. crookedjunk...............................................: 28.0%
8. K . A . Cannon............................................: 27.8%
9. Douglas D. Anderson.......................................: 27.1%
10. TheBookman................................................: 26.9%

Bottom 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
==================================================================
1. Stell.....................................................: 1.4%
2. J . Raoul Xemblinosky.....................................: 4.1%
3. ah........................................................: 4.1%
4. Tim Weaver................................................: 5.4%
5. mixed nuts................................................: 8.4%
6. Dennis M. Hammes..........................................: 9.8%
7. Bertie the Bunyip.........................................: 10.2%
8. Shirley...................................................: 11.5%
9. pscissons.................................................: 11.6%
10. psykoexgirlfriend.........................................: 12.2%

Top 10 Crossposting Groups: Posts in Group
==========================================
1. demon.local..................................................: 1261
2. mn.humor.....................................................: 1227
3. alt.humor....................................................: 1192
4. alt.humor.puns...............................................: 1091
5. rec.humor....................................................: 368
6. alt.usenet.kooks.............................................: 305
7. bit.listserv.autism..........................................: 265
8. alt.countrystuff.............................................: 133
9. alt.talk.bollocks............................................: 108
10. rec.arts.poems...............................................: 96

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End of stats for alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk

 

[Aratzio]

On Sat, 23 Feb 2008 00:03:40 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Usenet Stats Poster
<stats@lies.damn.lies> got double secret probation for writing:

> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>
> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>
>Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>Stats Were Taken..........: Sat, 23 Feb 2008 00:00:00 GMT
>Stats Begin...............: Sat, 16 Feb 2008 00:03:22 GMT
>Stats End.................: Fri, 22 Feb 2008 23:23:40 GMT
>Days......................: 7
>Total No. of Articles.....: 1870
>Total No. of Characters...: 4682173
>Total Volume..............: 4572
>Messages Per Day..........: 267.1
>Characters Per Day........: 668881.9
>Average Daily Volume......: 653 kB
>Total Posters This Week...: 105
>Messages with Sigs........: 16.58%
>Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 35.48%
>Original Content Rating...: 21.35%
>
>Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>===============================================================
> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 1036 148.0 55.4%
> 2. nemo..............................................: 161 23.0 8.6%
> 3. dave hillstrom....................................: 110 15.7 5.9%
> 4. mimus.............................................: 74 10.6 4.0%
> 5. Aratzio...........................................: 61 8.7 3.3%
> 6. Tim Weaver........................................: 22 3.1 1.2%
> 7. Edward Teach......................................: 21 3.0 1.1%
> 8. Slipped Moebius...................................: 21 3.0 1.1%
> 9. Shirley...........................................: 18 2.6 1.0%
> 10. psykoexgirlfriend.................................: 18 2.6 1.0%
> 11. BuZZard...........................................: 17 2.4 0.9%
> 12. mixed nuts........................................: 17 2.4 0.9%
> 13. Wavy..............................................: 15 2.1 0.8%
> 14. Dennis M. Hammes..................................: 12 1.7 0.6%
> 15. pscissons.........................................: 12 1.7 0.6%
> 16. PsychoChicken.....................................: 11 1.6 0.6%
> 17. DB01..............................................: 9 1.3 0.5%
> 18. Jose..............................................: 9 1.3 0.5%
> 19. Douglas D. Anderson...............................: 7 1.0 0.4%
> 20. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f?=...............: 7 1.0 0.4%
> 21. Sharon B..........................................: 7 1.0 0.4%
> 22. ah................................................: 7 1.0 0.4%
> 23. Steve Leyland.....................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
> 24. Anonymous Sender..................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
> 25. BostonBlackie?....................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
> 26. Dr-de-Bauche......................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
> 27. K . A . Cannon....................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
> 28. Rob Cypher........................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
> 29. The 2-Belo........................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
> 30. TheBookman........................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
> 31. an old friend.....................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
> 32. Stell.............................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
> 33. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
> 34. J . Raoul Xemblinosky.............................: 5 0.7 0.3%
> 35. crookedjunk.......................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
> 36. mariposas rand mair fheal.........................: 5 0.7 0.3%
> 37. Buzzrad_Goo_Goobler@ToothFairy.com................: 4 0.6 0.2%
> 38. DAB...............................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
> 39. Paul {Hamilton Rooney}............................: 4 0.6 0.2%
> 40. ~misfit~..........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
> 41. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
> 42. Archie Leach......................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
> 43. Cyberiade . it Anonymous Remailer.................: 3 0.4 0.2%
> 44. MorgAnn...........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
> 45. Sir F . A . Rien..................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
> 46. an old friend.....................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
> 47. an_old_friend.....................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
> 48. don100024.........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
> 49. greenwire.........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
> 50. miguel............................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
> 51. CountryStuff......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 52. Ferd Berfle.......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 53. an old fiend......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 54. Downchild.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 55. God...............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 56. Meat Plow.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 57. Peter J Ross......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 58. PorkRhino.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 59. Steady Eddy.......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 60. WeeSaul...........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 61. daito.............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 62. freddy............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 63. hayesstw..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 64. p-stickney........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 65. rmblackley........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 66. spooge............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 67. the messenjah.....................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 68. Andyfothershops...................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 69. Daniel Who Wants to Know..........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 70. Don H.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 71. Douglas D. Anderson...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 72. H.................................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 73. Jim Langston......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 74. John \"C\.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 75. Marilyn...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 76. Marvel............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 77. Mike hunt.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 78. Tommy.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 79. We're Just A Couple Of Freaky Gay Jews!...........: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 80. Will Dockery......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 81. freek.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 82. ggamble...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 83. no surrender......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 84. =?iso-8859-1?B?Wv9SaVg=?=.........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 85. Ampers Taylor.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 86. Bart Goddard......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 87. Benj..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 88. Gary L . Burnore..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 89. George............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 90. Mick..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 91. Miles.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 92. Retired VIP.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 93. Sir Arthur CB Wholeflaffers ASA...................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 94. The Eclectician...................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 95. Usenet Rulez......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 96. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 97. an old friend.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 98. doug lilley.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 99. etf of the clique.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>100. joandarc or joan930...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>101. lyricaljohnnny....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>102. mario sempronio...................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>103. mrstrellis........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>104. spam..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>105. the long con......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>
>Top 500 Bandwidth-Slurping Posters: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
>===========================================================================
> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 2049 292.8 44.8%
> 2. nemo..............................................: 357 51.1 7.8%
> 3. dave hillstrom....................................: 275 39.3 6.0%
> 4. mimus.............................................: 232 33.2 5.1%
> 5. Aratzio...........................................: 152 21.8 3.3%
> 6. Tim Weaver........................................: 84 12.0 1.8%
> 7. Edward Teach......................................: 78 11.2 1.7%
> 8. Wavy..............................................: 70 10.0 1.5%
> 9. Shirley...........................................: 58 8.3 1.3%
> 10. mixed nuts........................................: 55 7.9 1.2%
> 11. Dennis M. Hammes..................................: 54 7.8 1.2%
> 12. Stell.............................................: 48 6.9 1.1%
> 13. Slipped Moebius...................................: 47 6.8 1.0%
> 14. BuZZard...........................................: 46 6.6 1.0%
> 15. psykoexgirlfriend.................................: 41 6.0 0.9%
> 16. J . Raoul Xemblinosky.............................: 40 5.8 0.9%
> 17. mario sempronio...................................: 40 5.8 0.9%
> 18. DAB...............................................: 40 5.8 0.9%
> 19. Steve Leyland.....................................: 38 5.5 0.8%
> 20. pscissons.........................................: 36 5.2 0.8%
> 21. Jose..............................................: 35 5.1 0.8%
> 22. PsychoChicken.....................................: 31 4.5 0.7%
> 23. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 30 4.3 0.7%
> 24. The 2-Belo........................................: 27 3.9 0.6%
> 25. TheBookman........................................: 23 3.3 0.5%
> 26. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f?=...............: 21 3.1 0.5%
> 27. BostonBlackie?....................................: 21 3.1 0.5%
> 28. DB01..............................................: 21 3.0 0.5%
> 29. mariposas rand mair fheal.........................: 21 3.0 0.5%
> 30. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 20 2.9 0.4%
> 31. Dr-de-Bauche......................................: 19 2.8 0.4%
> 32. Rob Cypher........................................: 19 2.7 0.4%
> 33. Ferd Berfle.......................................: 18 2.7 0.4%
> 34. miguel............................................: 17 2.5 0.4%
> 35. greenwire.........................................: 16 2.3 0.4%
> 36. ah................................................: 15 2.3 0.3%
> 37. Sharon B..........................................: 15 2.2 0.3%
> 38. crookedjunk.......................................: 15 2.2 0.3%
> 39. K . A . Cannon....................................: 15 2.1 0.3%
> 40. Marilyn...........................................: 14 2.0 0.3%
> 41. ~misfit~..........................................: 13 1.9 0.3%
> 42. Douglas D. Anderson...............................: 13 1.9 0.3%
> 43. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 12 1.8 0.3%
> 44. Paul {Hamilton Rooney}............................: 11 1.6 0.3%
> 45. an old friend.....................................: 11 1.6 0.2%
> 46. Anonymous Sender..................................: 10 1.5 0.2%
> 47. don100024.........................................: 10 1.5 0.2%
> 48. MorgAnn...........................................: 10 1.4 0.2%
> 49. Sir F . A . Rien..................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
> 50. Downchild.........................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
> 51. Buzzrad_Goo_Goobler@ToothFairy.com................: 8 1.2 0.2%
> 52. Archie Leach......................................: 8 1.1 0.2%
> 53. Usenet Rulez......................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
> 54. God...............................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
> 55. an old friend.....................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
> 56. WeeSaul...........................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
> 57. an_old_friend.....................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
> 58. spooge............................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
> 59. Steady Eddy.......................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
> 60. Meat Plow.........................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
> 61. the messenjah.....................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
> 62. Cyberiade . it Anonymous Remailer.................: 5 0.8 0.1%
> 63. Sir Arthur CB Wholeflaffers ASA...................: 4 0.7 0.1%
> 64. rmblackley........................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
> 65. lyricaljohnnny....................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
> 66. an old fiend......................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
> 67. hayesstw..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
> 68. PorkRhino.........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
> 69. p-stickney........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
> 70. the long con......................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
> 71. =?iso-8859-1?B?Wv9SaVg=?=.........................: 3 0.5 0.1%
> 72. no surrender......................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
> 73. Andyfothershops...................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
> 74. Peter J Ross......................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
> 75. daito.............................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
> 76. freddy............................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
> 77. H.................................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> 78. Will Dockery......................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> 79. Ampers Taylor.....................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> 80. doug lilley.......................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> 81. CountryStuff......................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> 82. Bart Goddard......................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> 83. Don H.............................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> 84. Gary L . Burnore..................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> 85. etf of the clique.................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 86. ggamble...........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 87. Daniel Who Wants to Know..........................: 2 0.3 0.0%
> 88. Miles.............................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
> 89. We're Just A Couple Of Freaky Gay Jews!...........: 2 0.3 0.0%
> 90. Jim Langston......................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
> 91. Benj..............................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
> 92. Mike hunt.........................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
> 93. Marvel............................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
> 94. mrstrellis........................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
> 95. John \"C\.........................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
> 96. Mick..............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 97. freek.............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 98. an old friend.....................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 99. Retired VIP.......................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>100. spam..............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>101. Tommy.............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>102. joandarc or joan930...............................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>103. George............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>104. The Eclectician...................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>105. Douglas D. Anderson...............................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>
>Top 500 Popular Threads: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
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> 1. Lent Puns.........................................: 252 36.0 13.5%
> 2. THE Humanity! Beer Prices Going UP................: 78 11.1 4.2%
> 3. "Puns of the Weak" 10/20/00......................: 64 9.1 3.4%
> 4. We are taking over this group.....................: 64 9.1 3.4%
> 5. 2/22 Puns.........................................: 59 8.4 3.2%
> 6. 12 days...........................................: 58 8.3 3.1%
> 7. Adventure.........................................: 39 5.6 2.1%
> 8. 19/2 Puns.........................................: 34 4.9 1.8%
> 9. 18 February Puns..................................: 33 4.7 1.8%
> 10. Philosophy Quiz...................................: 32 4.6 1.7%
> 11. 18/2 Puns.........................................: 30 4.3 1.6%
> 12. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD...............................: 30 4.3 1.6%
> 13. 2/18 Puns.........................................: 27 3.9 1.4%
> 14. Gimme a Post, Any Post, Come On, I Dare Ya........: 27 3.9 1.4%
> 15. todays word for the day...........................: 27 3.9 1.4%
> 16. 19 February Puns..................................: 25 3.6 1.3%
> 17. 17/2 Puns.........................................: 23 3.3 1.2%
> 18. A few notes for outlaw and the rest of alt.drugs.h: 21 3.0 1.1%
> 19. 17 February Puns..................................: 20 2.9 1.1%
> 20. 2/17 Puns.........................................: 19 2.7 1.0%
> 21. 2/19 Puns.........................................: 18 2.6 1.0%
> 22. 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375: 18 2.6 1.0%
> 23. I Was Just Watching A Movie On Cable And..........: 18 2.6 1.0%
> 24. 2 To The First, 2 To The Third Puns...............: 17 2.4 0.9%
> 25. Trials, Tribulations and Such.....................: 17 2.4 0.9%
> 26. Alternate Fuel Cars...............................: 16 2.3 0.9%
> 27. February 15 Puns..................................: 16 2.3 0.9%
> 28. Pakistani Election Day Puns.......................: 16 2.3 0.9%
> 29. President's Day Puns..............................: 16 2.3 0.9%
> 30. 2/16 Puns.........................................: 15 2.1 0.8%
> 31. 2/15 Puns.........................................: 14 2.0 0.7%
> 32. February 17 Puns..................................: 14 2.0 0.7%
> 33. FlonkNews: Bicentennial Rat Storms in India and Ba: 14 2.0 0.7%
> 34. 15 February Puns..................................: 13 1.9 0.7%
> 35. 15/2 Puns.........................................: 13 1.9 0.7%
> 36. February 18 Puns..................................: 13 1.9 0.7%
> 37. "Puns of the Weak" 10/6/00........................: 12 1.7 0.6%
> 38. Gimme an "F"!.....................................: 12 1.7 0.6%
> 39. Someone Post Something, Anything..................: 12 1.7 0.6%
> 40. I'm back..........................................: 11 1.6 0.6%
> 41. You Walk In Your Bedroom..........................: 11 1.6 0.6%
> 42. 2 To The 3, 2 To The 1 Puns.......................: 10 1.4 0.5%
> 43. 22/2 Puns.........................................: 10 1.4 0.5%
> 44. Elementary Integral Addition Point................: 10 1.4 0.5%
> 45. Feedback / Criticism..............................: 10 1.4 0.5%
> 46. Happy Commie Martyrs' Day!........................: 10 1.4 0.5%
> 47. wankers.. the lot of you..........................: 10 1.4 0.5%
> 48. 1st AMENDMENT PROTECTS TROLLS FROM BEING TOSed FRO: 9 1.3 0.5%
> 49. 3 To The 1, 3 To The 2 Puns.......................: 9 1.3 0.5%
> 50. 3 To The First, 3 To The Second Puns..............: 9 1.3 0.5%
> 51. February 22 Puns..................................: 9 1.3 0.5%
> 52. Speaking of Linux, or, Really, Just Speaking of Gu: 9 1.3 0.5%
> 53. get kelp..........................................: 9 1.3 0.5%
> 54. 1st AMENDMENT PROTECTS TROLLS FROM BEING TOSed FRO: 8 1.1 0.4%
> 55. 2/22/22...........................................: 8 1.1 0.4%
> 56. Cats Gotcha Fingahs?..............................: 8 1.1 0.4%
> 57. Doin' Teh Duel....................................: 8 1.1 0.4%
> 58. IGNORE CYPHERS GARBAGE............................: 8 1.1 0.4%
> 59. LOL alt.drugs.hard tries blackmail on a black male: 8 1.1 0.4%
> 60. Valentines Day....................................: 8 1.1 0.4%
> 61. 12 poast?.........................................: 7 1.0 0.4%
> 62. 3 Squared, 3 To The First Puns....................: 7 1.0 0.4%
> 63. 3/15 Puns.........................................: 7 1.0 0.4%
> 64. Anteaters.........................................: 7 1.0 0.4%
> 65. Ash Wednesday Puns................................: 7 1.0 0.4%
> 66. February 13 Puns..................................: 7 1.0 0.4%
> 67. FlonkNews: Democracy in the Mountains of Pakistan.: 7 1.0 0.4%
> 68. 22 February Puns..................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
> 69. 3 To The 2, 3 To The 1 Puns.......................: 6 0.9 0.3%
> 70. 3 To The 2nd, 3 To The 1st Puns...................: 6 0.9 0.3%
> 71. 3/14 Puns.........................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
> 72. bridge............................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
> 73. dear psychochicken (MOOOOO!)......................: 6 0.9 0.3%
> 74. 105 Days..........................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
> 75. 110 Days..........................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
> 76. 1450 Days.........................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
> 77. 200 Days..........................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
> 78. <sniff>...........................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
> 79. Bertie the Bunyip is froging me...................: 5 0.7 0.3%
> 80. February 19 Puns..................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
> 81. Presidents' Day Puns..............................: 5 0.7 0.3%
> 82. 13 March Puns.....................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
> 83. 170 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
> 84. 190 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
> 85. 1st AMENDMENT PROTECTS TROLLS FROM BEING TOSed FRO: 4 0.6 0.2%
> 86. 25 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
> 87. 3 To The 1st, 3 To The 2nd Puns...................: 4 0.6 0.2%
> 88. 3 To The First, 3 Squared Puns....................: 4 0.6 0.2%
> 89. 3 To The Second, 3 To The First Puns..............: 4 0.6 0.2%
> 90. 3.1415926535 Puns.................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
> 91. 30 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
> 92. 8/2 Puns..........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
> 93. <crumble>.........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
> 94. British Puns......................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
> 95. Escaped WW2 chickens..............................: 4 0.6 0.2%
> 96. FWD: Nationwide High School and College Database 4 0.6 0.2%
> 97. Fun Stuff for ****s without a life and work and Wa: 4 0.6 0.2%
> 98. I almost forgot...................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
> 99. Soccer Idea.......................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>100. btw Dloyd perhaps one day callsign will be require: 4 0.6 0.2%
>101. group Moderator Please help.......................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>102. newsgroup fa, net, etc............................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>103. 10/2 Puns.........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>104. 120 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>105. 130 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>106. 14 March Puns.....................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>107. 140 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>108. 15 Days...........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>109. 150 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>110. 160 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>111. 1st AMENDMENT PROTECTS TROLLS FROM BEING TOSed FRO: 3 0.4 0.2%
>112. 2 To The 3rd, 2 To The 1st Puns...................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>113. 2 To The 4th, 2 To The 1st Puns...................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>114. 2 To The First, 2 Cubed Puns......................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>115. 2/22/2222.........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>116. 230 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>117. 250 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
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>119. 290 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>120. 320 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>121. 70 Days...........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>122. FEbruary 14 Puns..................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>123. February 14 Puns..................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>124. Hatter 1337 Line Reactivated......................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>125. K Puns............................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>126. R Puns............................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>127. Speaking of Linux, or, Really, Just Speaking of Gu: 3 0.4 0.2%
>128. get goo...........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>129. i lapse...........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>130. # Puns............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>131. 03/04/05 Puns.....................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>132. 100 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>133. 14/3 Puns.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>134. 165 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>135. 180 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>136. 195 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>137. 2 To The 3rd, 2 To the 1st Puns...................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>138. 2 To The Fourth, 2 To The First Puns..............: 2 0.3 0.1%
>139. 2 To The Third, 2 To The First Puns...............: 2 0.3 0.1%
>140. 2/20 Puns.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>141. 20 Days...........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
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>144. 310 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
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>146. 35 Days...........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
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>148. 5 Days............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
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>150. 60 Days...........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
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>153. Adobe Bought Flash?...............................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>154. Contract With The Future..........................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>155. Dihydrogen Monoxide...............................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>156. He Who Has a Recent Puncture Wound on His Thumb Sh: 2 0.3 0.1%
>157. I hate owels. They kiled and ate my frist wife....: 2 0.3 0.1%
>158. My Dream! Mr. T and Me!!!........................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>159. Number Puns.......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>160. Odd Signs.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>161. Ping fellow LIST member...........................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>162. Rob Cypher drops serious bombs Re: the whois of br: 2 0.3 0.1%
>163. S Puns............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>164. September 31......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>165. Space Marine......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>166. The greatest man ever.............................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>167. Warning! PERVERT ALERT! Capgun will try to eat you: 2 0.3 0.1%
>168. broadcasted songs could be a signal for aliens to : 2 0.3 0.1%
>169. 01/01/01..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>170. 03/05/07 Puns.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>171. 10 Days...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>172. 115 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>173. 1451 Days.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>174. 175 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>175. 180 DAYY..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>176. 1st AMENDMENT PROTECTS TROLLS FROM BEING TOSed FRO: 1 0.1 0.1%
>177. 2 To The 1st, 2 To The 4th Puns...................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>178. 2/22/222..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>179. 2/22/242..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>180. 240 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>181. 270 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>182. 3 To The 1st. 3 To The 2nd Puns...................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>183. 3 To The 2, 3 To the 1 Puns.......................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>184. 3/1 Puns..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>185. 300 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
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>188. 35 DAYY...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
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>191. 42/6 Puns.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>192. 570 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>193. 7 To The 4th Puns.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>194. 75 Days...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>195. Another Example of Why It's So Hard to Do Satire i: 1 0.1 0.1%
>196. Asked The Guitarist What Key......................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>197. CW Skimmer........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>198. Core Values.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>199. Definitions.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>200. E.................................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>201. ESE EUROPEAN SCHOOL OF ECONOMICS PUBBLICITA INGANN: 1 0.1 0.1%
>202. Extra Power (Slave)...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>203. Father's Day Puns.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>204. February 16 Puns..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>205. G Puns............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>206. Great sexy teens..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>207. Helen.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>208. Hot, OT...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>209. I got your number you *******.....................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>210. I screwed Barney!.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>211. KPuns.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>212. Letter Puns.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>213. March 9 Puns......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>214. Martin Luther King Day Puns.......................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>215. PING HILLSTROM....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>216. Pi Day Puns.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>217. Q Puns............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>218. Rob Cypher drops serious bombs Re: the whois of br: 1 0.1 0.1%
>219. SGA--The buddy cop ep ("Midway" spoilers).........: 1 0.1 0.1%
>220. Todd H brings disrespect to himself,to his parents: 1 0.1 0.1%
>221. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 1 0.1 0.1%
>222. What typical age of ADH posters? Please just post : 1 0.1 0.1%
>223. Where's the poetry?...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>224. alt.drugs.hard has been assimilated into the colle: 1 0.1 0.1%
>225. junkie obsesses over rob cypher's godliness (was: : 1 0.1 0.1%
>226. misfit - please stop..............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>227. newsgroup proposal - alt.dockerty.quacks..........: 1 0.1 0.1%
>228. not for nothing obama.............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>229. obama drug, gay sex romp..........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>230. the whois of "Eaton T. Forbes" Re: How does Cypher: 1 0.1 0.1%
>231. turdboy throws a fit (was: Re: some lame bullshit.: 1 0.1 0.1%
>232. you wannabe troll, CUJO, or whatever you're callin: 1 0.1 0.1%
>
>Top 500 Bandwidth-Slurping Threads: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
>===========================================================================
> 1. Lent Puns.........................................: 481 68.7 10.5%
> 2. THE Humanity! Beer Prices Going UP................: 260 37.2 5.7%
> 3. We are taking over this group.....................: 221 31.6 4.8%
> 4. "Puns of the Weak" 10/20/00......................: 189 27.1 4.1%
> 5. Trials, Tribulations and Such.....................: 187 26.8 4.1%
> 6. Gimme a Post, Any Post, Come On, I Dare Ya........: 137 19.6 3.0%
> 7. 12 days...........................................: 132 18.9 2.9%
> 8. 2/22 Puns.........................................: 131 18.8 2.9%
> 9. Adventure.........................................: 110 15.8 2.4%
> 10. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD...............................: 82 11.7 1.8%
> 11. 19/2 Puns.........................................: 80 11.5 1.8%
> 12. Philosophy Quiz...................................: 79 11.3 1.7%
> 13. A few notes for outlaw and the rest of alt.drugs.h: 70 10.1 1.5%
> 14. todays word for the day...........................: 67 9.7 1.5%
> 15. Speaking of Linux, or, Really, Just Speaking of Gu: 64 9.3 1.4%
> 16. 18/2 Puns.........................................: 63 9.0 1.4%
> 17. 19 February Puns..................................: 58 8.4 1.3%
> 18. 18 February Puns..................................: 54 7.8 1.2%
> 19. 2/18 Puns.........................................: 48 6.9 1.1%
> 20. FlonkNews: Bicentennial Rat Storms in India and Ba: 45 6.5 1.0%
> 21. 17/2 Puns.........................................: 43 6.3 1.0%
> 22. ESE EUROPEAN SCHOOL OF ECONOMICS PUBBLICITA INGANN: 40 5.8 0.9%
> 23. 2 To The First, 2 To The Third Puns...............: 37 5.3 0.8%
> 24. 17 February Puns..................................: 36 5.3 0.8%
> 25. Alternate Fuel Cars...............................: 36 5.2 0.8%
> 26. I Was Just Watching A Movie On Cable And..........: 36 5.2 0.8%
> 27. 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375: 36 5.2 0.8%
> 28. LOL alt.drugs.hard tries blackmail on a black male: 36 5.2 0.8%
> 29. 2/19 Puns.........................................: 35 5.1 0.8%
> 30. 1st AMENDMENT PROTECTS TROLLS FROM BEING TOSed FRO: 35 5.0 0.8%
> 31. 2/17 Puns.........................................: 33 4.8 0.7%
> 32. February 15 Puns..................................: 33 4.7 0.7%
> 33. President's Day Puns..............................: 31 4.5 0.7%
> 34. 2/16 Puns.........................................: 30 4.4 0.7%
> 35. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 30 4.3 0.7%
> 36. Gimme an "F"!.....................................: 28 4.1 0.6%
> 37. Pakistani Election Day Puns.......................: 27 3.9 0.6%
> 38. "Puns of the Weak" 10/6/00........................: 26 3.8 0.6%
> 39. February 17 Puns..................................: 25 3.7 0.6%
> 40. 15/2 Puns.........................................: 25 3.6 0.6%
> 41. 1st AMENDMENT PROTECTS TROLLS FROM BEING TOSed FRO: 24 3.5 0.5%
> 42. 2 To The 3, 2 To The 1 Puns.......................: 24 3.5 0.5%
> 43. 2/15 Puns.........................................: 24 3.4 0.5%
> 44. 15 February Puns..................................: 23 3.4 0.5%
> 45. Someone Post Something, Anything..................: 23 3.3 0.5%
> 46. Speaking of Linux, or, Really, Just Speaking of Gu: 23 3.3 0.5%
> 47. I'm back..........................................: 22 3.2 0.5%
> 48. February 18 Puns..................................: 22 3.1 0.5%
> 49. You Walk In Your Bedroom..........................: 21 3.0 0.5%
> 50. Feedback / Criticism..............................: 20 3.0 0.5%
> 51. Elementary Integral Addition Point................: 20 2.9 0.4%
> 52. Happy Commie Martyrs' Day!........................: 20 2.9 0.4%
> 53. Bertie the Bunyip is froging me...................: 19 2.8 0.4%
> 54. Fun Stuff for ****s without a life and work and Wa: 19 2.8 0.4%
> 55. dear psychochicken (MOOOOO!)......................: 19 2.8 0.4%
> 56. February 22 Puns..................................: 19 2.8 0.4%
> 57. get kelp..........................................: 19 2.7 0.4%
> 58. 3 To The First, 3 To The Second Puns..............: 17 2.5 0.4%
> 59. Anteaters.........................................: 17 2.5 0.4%
> 60. February 13 Puns..................................: 17 2.5 0.4%
> 61. Valentines Day....................................: 17 2.5 0.4%
> 62. IGNORE CYPHERS GARBAGE............................: 17 2.4 0.4%
> 63. 3 To The 1, 3 To The 2 Puns.......................: 16 2.4 0.4%
> 64. Doin' Teh Duel....................................: 16 2.3 0.4%
> 65. 22/2 Puns.........................................: 15 2.2 0.3%
> 66. wankers.. the lot of you..........................: 15 2.2 0.3%
> 67. FlonkNews: Democracy in the Mountains of Pakistan.: 14 2.0 0.3%
> 68. 3 To The 2nd, 3 To The 1st Puns...................: 13 2.0 0.3%
> 69. Ash Wednesday Puns................................: 13 1.9 0.3%
> 70. 3/15 Puns.........................................: 13 1.9 0.3%
> 71. FWD: Nationwide High School and College Database 13 1.9 0.3%
> 72. 3/14 Puns.........................................: 13 1.9 0.3%
> 73. 3 Squared, 3 To The First Puns....................: 12 1.8 0.3%
> 74. 3 To The 2, 3 To The 1 Puns.......................: 12 1.8 0.3%
> 75. 8/2 Puns..........................................: 11 1.7 0.3%
> 76. 12 poast?.........................................: 11 1.6 0.3%
> 77. Cats Gotcha Fingahs?..............................: 11 1.6 0.3%
> 78. 1st AMENDMENT PROTECTS TROLLS FROM BEING TOSed FRO: 11 1.6 0.2%
> 79. bridge............................................: 11 1.6 0.2%
> 80. Soccer Idea.......................................: 10 1.6 0.2%
> 81. February 19 Puns..................................: 10 1.5 0.2%
> 82. 2/22/22...........................................: 10 1.5 0.2%
> 83. My Dream! Mr. T and Me!!!........................: 10 1.5 0.2%
> 84. 22 February Puns..................................: 9 1.4 0.2%
> 85. 3 To The 1st, 3 To The 2nd Puns...................: 9 1.4 0.2%
> 86. Adobe Bought Flash?...............................: 9 1.3 0.2%
> 87. Presidents' Day Puns..............................: 9 1.3 0.2%
> 88. Hatter 1337 Line Reactivated......................: 9 1.3 0.2%
> 89. 3 To The First, 3 Squared Puns....................: 8 1.3 0.2%
> 90. 1st AMENDMENT PROTECTS TROLLS FROM BEING TOSed FRO: 8 1.2 0.2%
> 91. group Moderator Please help.......................: 8 1.2 0.2%
> 92. 2 To The First, 2 Cubed Puns......................: 8 1.2 0.2%
> 93. newsgroup fa, net, etc............................: 8 1.2 0.2%
> 94. 03/04/05 Puns.....................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
> 95. Ping fellow LIST member...........................: 8 1.2 0.2%
> 96. 10/2 Puns.........................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
> 97. broadcasted songs could be a signal for aliens to : 7 1.1 0.2%
> 98. you wannabe troll, CUJO, or whatever you're callin: 7 1.1 0.2%
> 99. junkie obsesses over rob cypher's godliness (was: : 7 1.1 0.2%
>100. 2 To The 3rd, 2 To The 1st Puns...................: 7 1.1 0.2%
>101. 3.1415926535 Puns.................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
>102. 3 To The Second, 3 To The First Puns..............: 7 1.1 0.2%
>103. 1450 Days.........................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
>104. btw Dloyd perhaps one day callsign will be require: 7 1.0 0.2%
>105. 200 Days..........................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
>106. <crumble>.........................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
>107. Escaped WW2 chickens..............................: 7 1.0 0.2%
>108. 110 Days..........................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
>109. FEbruary 14 Puns..................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
>110. 105 Days..........................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
>111. 2 To The 3rd, 2 To the 1st Puns...................: 7 1.0 0.2%
>112. British Puns......................................: 6 1.0 0.1%
>113. 13 March Puns.....................................: 6 1.0 0.1%
>114. <sniff>...........................................: 6 1.0 0.1%
>115. I almost forgot...................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
>116. K Puns............................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
>117. Another Example of Why It's So Hard to Do Satire i: 6 0.9 0.1%
>118. 14/3 Puns.........................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
>119. Contract With The Future..........................: 6 0.9 0.1%
>120. 170 Days..........................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
>121. R Puns............................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
>122. 30 Days...........................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
>123. 190 Days..........................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
>124. 25 Days...........................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
>125. 2 To The 4th, 2 To The 1st Puns...................: 5 0.8 0.1%
>126. September 31......................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
>127. get goo...........................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
>128. February 14 Puns..................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
>129. Extra Power (Slave)...............................: 5 0.8 0.1%
>130. Number Puns.......................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
>131. 15 Days...........................................: 5 0.7 0.1%
>132. S Puns............................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
>133. 2/20 Puns.........................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
>134. i lapse...........................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
>135. CW Skimmer........................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
>136. 250 Days..........................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
>137. 320 Days..........................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
>138. 130 Days..........................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
>139. # Puns............................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>140. Dihydrogen Monoxide...............................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>141. 150 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>142. 290 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>143. 140 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>144. 230 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>145. 70 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>146. 260 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>147. 2/22/2222.........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>148. 160 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>149. 120 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>150. 14 March Puns.....................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>151. Warning! PERVERT ALERT! Capgun will try to eat you: 4 0.6 0.1%
>152. 360 Days..........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
>153. Odd Signs.........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
>154. The greatest man ever.............................: 3 0.5 0.1%
>155. I hate owels. They kiled and ate my frist wife....: 3 0.5 0.1%
>156. 60 Days...........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
>157. He Who Has a Recent Puncture Wound on His Thumb Sh: 3 0.5 0.1%
>158. 20 Days...........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
>159. 2 To The Fourth, 2 To The First Puns..............: 3 0.5 0.1%
>160. 1st AMENDMENT PROTECTS TROLLS FROM BEING TOSed FRO: 3 0.5 0.1%
>161. Space Marine......................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
>162. 220 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
>163. 180 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
>164. 340 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
>165. Where's the poetry?...............................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>166. 165 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>167. 35 Days...........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>168. 310 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>169. 65 Days...........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>170. 80 Days...........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>171. 195 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>172. 210 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>173. 5 Days............................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>174. 55 Days...........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>175. Hot, OT...........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>176. 2 To The Third, 2 To The First Puns...............: 2 0.4 0.1%
>177. 100 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>178. Rob Cypher drops serious bombs Re: the whois of br: 2 0.4 0.1%
>179. newsgroup proposal - alt.dockerty.quacks..........: 2 0.4 0.1%
>180. Helen.............................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>181. E.................................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>182. What typical age of ADH posters? Please just post : 2 0.4 0.1%
>183. 3/1 Puns..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>184. 03/05/07 Puns.....................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>185. Great sexy teens..................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>186. misfit - please stop..............................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>187. Definitions.......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>188. the whois of "Eaton T. Forbes" Re: How does Cypher: 2 0.3 0.1%
>189. 3 To The 2, 3 To the 1 Puns.......................: 2 0.3 0.0%
>190. Pi Day Puns.......................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
>191. 2 To The 1st, 2 To The 4th Puns...................: 2 0.3 0.0%
>192. KPuns.............................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
>193. turdboy throws a fit (was: Re: some lame bullshit.: 2 0.3 0.0%
>194. 42/6 Puns.........................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
>195. Martin Luther King Day Puns.......................: 2 0.3 0.0%
>196. G Puns............................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
>197. Asked The Guitarist What Key......................: 1 0.3 0.0%
>198. SGA--The buddy cop ep ("Midway" spoilers).........: 1 0.3 0.0%
>199. Letter Puns.......................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
>200. not for nothing obama.............................: 1 0.3 0.0%
>201. 01/01/01..........................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
>202. 7 To The 4th Puns.................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
>203. Q Puns............................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
>204. March 9 Puns......................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>205. 3 To The 1st. 3 To The 2nd Puns...................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>206. Rob Cypher drops serious bombs Re: the whois of br: 1 0.2 0.0%
>207. Core Values.......................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>208. alt.drugs.hard has been assimilated into the colle: 1 0.2 0.0%
>209. February 16 Puns..................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>210. 40 Days...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>211. 10 Days...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>212. Todd H brings disrespect to himself,to his parents: 1 0.2 0.0%
>213. 270 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>214. 75 Days...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>215. Father's Day Puns.................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>216. 240 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>217. 175 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>218. 300 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>219. 350 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>220. 2/22/222..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>221. 115 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>222. 336 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>223. 337 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>224. 570 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>225. 2/22/242..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>226. 1451 Days.........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>227. 35 DAYY...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>228. 180 DAYY..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>229. obama drug, gay sex romp..........................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>230. I got your number you *******.....................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>231. PING HILLSTROM....................................: 0 0.1 0.0%
>232. I screwed Barney!.................................: 0 0.1 0.0%
>
>Top 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
>===============================================================
> 1. Rob Cypher................................................: 41.4%
> 2. Anonymous Sender..........................................: 36.4%
> 3. DB01......................................................: 35.5%
> 4. Jose......................................................: 32.0%
> 5. Sharon B..................................................: 29.9%
> 6. an old friend.............................................: 29.8%
> 7. crookedjunk...............................................: 28.0%
> 8. K . A . Cannon............................................: 27.8%
> 9. Douglas D. Anderson.......................................: 27.1%
> 10. TheBookman................................................: 26.9%
>
>Bottom 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
>==================================================================
> 1. Stell.....................................................: 1.4%
> 2. J . Raoul Xemblinosky.....................................: 4.1%
> 3. ah........................................................: 4.1%
> 4. Tim Weaver................................................: 5.4%
> 5. mixed nuts................................................: 8.4%
> 6. Dennis M. Hammes..........................................: 9.8%
> 7. Bertie the Bunyip.........................................: 10.2%
> 8. Shirley...................................................: 11.5%
> 9. pscissons.................................................: 11.6%
> 10. psykoexgirlfriend.........................................: 12.2%
>
>Top 10 Crossposting Groups: Posts in Group
>==========================================
> 1. demon.local..................................................: 1261
> 2. mn.humor.....................................................: 1227
> 3. alt.humor....................................................: 1192
> 4. alt.humor.puns...............................................: 1091
> 5. rec.humor....................................................: 368
> 6. alt.usenet.kooks.............................................: 305
> 7. bit.listserv.autism..........................................: 265
> 8. alt.countrystuff.............................................: 133
> 9. alt.talk.bollocks............................................: 108
> 10. rec.arts.poems...............................................: 96
>
>====================================================
>End of stats for alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk

Good to see I am back in the top 3, not counting the bots.

--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2

 

[Slipped Moebius]

On Feb 22, 7:48 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
> On Sat, 23 Feb 2008 00:03:40 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Usenet Stats Poster
> <st...@lies.damn.lies> got double secret probation for writing:
>
> > NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
> > Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>
> > Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
> > Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
> > Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>
> >Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
> >Stats Were Taken..........: Sat, 23 Feb 2008 00:00:00 GMT
> >Stats Begin...............: Sat, 16 Feb 2008 00:03:22 GMT
> >Stats End.................: Fri, 22 Feb 2008 23:23:40 GMT
> >Days......................: 7
> >Total No. of Articles.....: 1870
> >Total No. of Characters...: 4682173
> >Total Volume..............: 4572
> >Messages Per Day..........: 267.1
> >Characters Per Day........: 668881.9
> >Average Daily Volume......: 653 kB
> >Total Posters This Week...: 105
> >Messages with Sigs........: 16.58%
> >Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 35.48%
> >Original Content Rating...: 21.35%
>
> >Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
> >===============================================================
> > 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 1036 148.0 55.4%
> > 2. nemo..............................................: 161 23.0 8.6%
> > 3. dave hillstrom....................................: 110 15.7 5.9%
> > 4. mimus.............................................: 74 10.6 4.0%
> > 5. Aratzio...........................................: 61 8.7 3.3%
> > 6. Tim Weaver........................................: 22 3.1 1.2%
> > 7. Edward Teach......................................: 21 3.0 1.1%
> > 8. Slipped Moebius...................................: 21 3.0 1.1%
> > 9. Shirley...........................................: 18 2.6 1.0%
> > 10. psykoexgirlfriend.................................: 18 2.6 1.0%
> > 11. BuZZard...........................................: 17 2.4 0.9%
> > 12. mixed nuts........................................: 17 2.4 0.9%
> > 13. Wavy..............................................: 15 2.1 0.8%
> > 14. Dennis M. Hammes..................................: 12 1.7 0.6%
> > 15. pscissons.........................................: 12 1.7 0.6%
> > 16. PsychoChicken.....................................: 11 1.6 0.6%
> > 17. DB01..............................................: 9 1.3 0.5%
> > 18. Jose..............................................: 9 1.3 0.5%
> > 19. Douglas D. Anderson...............................: 7 1.0 0.4%
> > 20. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f?=...............: 7 1.0 0.4%
> > 21. Sharon B..........................................: 7 1.0 0.4%
> > 22. ah................................................: 7 1.0 0.4%
> > 23. Steve Leyland.....................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
> > 24. Anonymous Sender..................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
> > 25. BostonBlackie?....................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
> > 26. Dr-de-Bauche......................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
> > 27. K . A . Cannon....................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
> > 28. Rob Cypher........................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
> > 29. The 2-Belo........................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
> > 30. TheBookman........................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
> > 31. an old friend.....................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
> > 32. Stell.............................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
> > 33. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
> > 34. J . Raoul Xemblinosky.............................: 5 0.7 0.3%
> > 35. crookedjunk.......................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
> > 36. mariposas rand mair fheal.........................: 5 0.7 0.3%
> > 37. Buzzrad_Goo_Goob...@ToothFairy.com................: 4 0.6 0.2%
> > 38. DAB...............................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
> > 39. Paul {Hamilton Rooney}............................: 4 0.6 0.2%
> > 40. ~misfit~..........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
> > 41. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
> > 42. Archie Leach......................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
> > 43. Cyberiade . it Anonymous Remailer.................: 3 0.4 0.2%
> > 44. MorgAnn...........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
> > 45. Sir F . A . Rien..................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
> > 46. an old friend.....................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
> > 47. an_old_friend.....................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
> > 48. don100024.........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
> > 49. greenwire.........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
> > 50. miguel............................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
> > 51. CountryStuff......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> > 52. Ferd Berfle.......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> > 53. an old fiend......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> > 54. Downchild.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> > 55. God...............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> > 56. Meat Plow.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> > 57. Peter J Ross......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> > 58. PorkRhino.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> > 59. Steady Eddy.......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> > 60. WeeSaul...........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> > 61. daito.............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> > 62. freddy............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> > 63. hayesstw..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> > 64. p-stickney........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> > 65. rmblackley........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> > 66. spooge............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> > 67. the messenjah.....................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> > 68. Andyfothershops...................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 69. Daniel Who Wants to Know..........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 70. Don H.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 71. Douglas D. Anderson...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 72. H.................................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 73. Jim Langston......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 74. John \"C\.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 75. Marilyn...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 76. Marvel............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 77. Mike hunt.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 78. Tommy.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 79. We're Just A Couple Of Freaky Gay Jews!...........: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 80. Will Dockery......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 81. freek.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 82. ggamble...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 83. no surrender......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 84. =?iso-8859-1?B?Wv9SaVg=?=.........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 85. Ampers Taylor.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 86. Bart Goddard......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 87. Benj..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 88. Gary L . Burnore..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 89. George............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 90. Mick..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 91. Miles.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 92. Retired VIP.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 93. Sir Arthur CB Wholeflaffers ASA...................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 94. The Eclectician...................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 95. Usenet Rulez......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 96. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 97. an old friend.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 98. doug lilley.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> > 99. etf of the clique.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> >100. joandarc or joan930...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> >101. lyricaljohnnny....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> >102. mario sempronio...................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> >103. mrstrellis........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> >104. spam..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> >105. the long con......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>
> >Top 500 Bandwidth-Slurping Posters: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
> >===========================================================================
> > 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 2049 292.8 44.8%
> > 2. nemo..............................................: 357 51.1 7.8%
> > 3. dave hillstrom....................................: 275 39.3 6.0%
> > 4. mimus.............................................: 232 33.2 5.1%
> > 5. Aratzio...........................................: 152 21.8 3.3%
> > 6. Tim Weaver........................................: 84 12.0 1.8%
> > 7. Edward Teach......................................: 78 11.2 1.7%
> > 8. Wavy..............................................: 70 10.0 1.5%
> > 9. Shirley...........................................: 58 8.3 1.3%
> > 10. mixed nuts........................................: 55 7.9 1.2%
> > 11. Dennis M. Hammes..................................: 54 7.8 1.2%
> > 12. Stell.............................................: 48 6.9 1.1%
> > 13. Slipped Moebius...................................: 47 6.8 1.0%
> > 14. BuZZard...........................................: 46 6.6 1.0%
> > 15. psykoexgirlfriend.................................: 41 6.0 0.9%
> > 16. J . Raoul Xemblinosky.............................: 40 5.8 0.9%
> > 17. mario sempronio...................................: 40 5.8 0.9%
> > 18. DAB...............................................: 40 5.8 0.9%
> > 19. Steve Leyland.....................................: 38 5.5 0.8%
> > 20. pscissons.........................................: 36 5.2 0.8%
> > 21. Jose..............................................: 35 5.1 0.8%
> > 22. PsychoChicken.....................................: 31 4.5 0.7%
> > 23. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 30 4.3 0.7%
> > 24. The 2-Belo........................................: 27 3.9 0.6%
> > 25. TheBookman........................................: 23 3.3 0.5%
> > 26. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f?=...............: 21 3.1 0.5%
> > 27. BostonBlackie?....................................: 21 3.1 0.5%
> > 28. DB01..............................................: 21 3.0 0.5%
> > 29. mariposas rand mair fheal.........................: 21 3.0 0.5%
> > 30. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 20 2.9 0.4%
> > 31. Dr-de-Bauche......................................: 19 2.8 0.4%
> > 32. Rob Cypher........................................: 19 2.7 0.4%
> > 33. Ferd Berfle.......................................: 18 2.7 0.4%
> > 34. miguel............................................: 17 2.5 0.4%
> > 35. greenwire.........................................: 16 2.3 0.4%
> > 36. ah................................................: 15 2.3 0.3%
> > 37. Sharon B..........................................: 15 2.2 0.3%
> > 38. crookedjunk.......................................: 15 2.2 0.3%
> > 39. K . A . Cannon....................................: 15 2.1 0.3%
> > 40. Marilyn...........................................: 14 2.0 0.3%
> > 41. ~misfit~..........................................: 13 1.9 0.3%
> > 42. Douglas D. Anderson...............................: 13 1.9 0.3%
> > 43. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 12 1.8 0.3%
> > 44. Paul {Hamilton Rooney}............................: 11 1.6 0.3%
> > 45. an old friend.....................................: 11 1.6 0.2%
> > 46. Anonymous Sender..................................: 10 1.5 0.2%
> > 47. don100024.........................................: 10 1.5 0.2%
> > 48. MorgAnn...........................................: 10 1.4 0.2%
> > 49. Sir F . A . Rien..................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
> > 50. Downchild.........................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
> > 51. Buzzrad_Goo_Goob...@ToothFairy.com................: 8 1.2 0.2%
> > 52. Archie Leach......................................: 8 1.1 0.2%
> > 53. Usenet Rulez......................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
> > 54. God...............................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
> > 55. an old friend.....................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
> > 56. WeeSaul...........................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
> > 57. an_old_friend.....................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
> > 58. spooge............................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
> > 59. Steady Eddy.......................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
> > 60. Meat Plow.........................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
> > 61. the messenjah.....................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
> > 62. Cyberiade . it Anonymous Remailer.................: 5 0.8 0.1%
> > 63. Sir Arthur CB Wholeflaffers ASA...................: 4 0.7 0.1%
> > 64. rmblackley........................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
> > 65. lyricaljohnnny....................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
> > 66. an old fiend......................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
> > 67. hayesstw..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
> > 68. PorkRhino.........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
> > 69. p-stickney........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
> > 70. the long con......................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
> > 71. =?iso-8859-1?B?Wv9SaVg=?=.........................: 3 0.5 0.1%
> > 72. no surrender......................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
> > 73. Andyfothershops...................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
> > 74. Peter J Ross......................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
> > 75. daito.............................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
> > 76. freddy............................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
> > 77. H.................................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> > 78. Will Dockery......................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> > 79. Ampers Taylor.....................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> > 80. doug lilley.......................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> > 81. CountryStuff......................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> > 82. Bart Goddard......................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> > 83. Don H.............................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> > 84. Gary L . Burnore..................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> > 85. etf of the clique.................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> > 86. ggamble...........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> > 87. Daniel Who Wants to Know..........................: 2 0.3 0.0%
> > 88. Miles.............................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
> > 89. We're Just A Couple Of Freaky Gay Jews!...........: 2 0.3 0.0%
> > 90. Jim Langston......................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
> > 91. Benj..............................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
> > 92. Mike hunt.........................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
> > 93. Marvel............................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
> > 94. mrstrellis........................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
> > 95. John \"C\.........................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
> > 96. Mick..............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> > 97. freek.............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> > 98. an old friend.....................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> > 99. Retired VIP.......................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> >100. spam..............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> >101. Tommy.............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> >102. joandarc or joan930...............................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> >103. George............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> >104. The Eclectician...................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> >105. Douglas D. Anderson...............................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>
> >Top 500 Popular Threads: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
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> > 2. THE Humanity! Beer Prices Going UP................: 78 11.1 4.2%
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> > 5. 2/22 Puns.........................................: 59 8.4 3.2%
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> > 8. 19/2 Puns.........................................: 34 4.9 1.8%
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> > 11. 18/2 Puns.........................................: 30 4.3 1.6%
> > 12. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD...............................: 30 4.3 1.6%
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> > 15. todays word for the day...........................: 27 3.9 1.4%
> > 16. 19 February Puns..................................: 25 3.6 1.3%
> > 17. 17/2 Puns.........................................: 23 3.3 1.2%
> > 18. A few notes for outlaw and the rest of alt.drugs.h: 21 3.0 1.1%
> > 19. 17 February Puns..................................: 20 2.9 1.1%
> > 20. 2/17 Puns.........................................: 19 2.7 1.0%
> > 21. 2/19 Puns.........................................: 18 2.6 1.0%
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> > 25. Trials, Tribulations and Such.....................: 17 2.4 0.9%
> > 26. Alternate Fuel Cars...............................: 16 2.3 0.9%
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> > 28. Pakistani Election Day Puns.......................: 16 2.3 0.9%
> > 29. President's Day Puns..............................: 16 2.3 0.9%
> > 30. 2/16 Puns.........................................: 15 2.1 0.8%
> > 31. 2/15 Puns.........................................: 14 2.0 0.7%
> > 32. February 17 Puns..................................: 14 2.0 0.7%
> > 33. FlonkNews: Bicentennial Rat Storms in India and Ba: 14 2.0 0.7%
> > 34. 15 February Puns..................................: 13 1.9 0.7%
> > 35. 15/2 Puns.........................................: 13 1.9 0.7%
> > 36. February 18 Puns..................................: 13 1.9 0.7%
> > 37. "Puns of the Weak" 10/6/00........................: 12 1.7 0.6%
> > 38. Gimme an "F"!.....................................: 12 1.7 0.6%
> > 39. Someone Post Something, Anything..................: 12 1.7 0.6%
> > 40. I'm back..........................................: 11 1.6 0.6%
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> > 43. 22/2 Puns.........................................: 10 1.4 0.5%
> > 44. Elementary Integral Addition Point................: 10 1.4 0.5%
> > 45. Feedback / Criticism..............................: 10 1.4 0.5%
> > 46. Happy Commie Martyrs' Day!........................: 10 1.4 0.5%
> > 47. wankers.. the lot of you..........................: 10 1.4 0.5%
> > 48. 1st AMENDMENT PROTECTS TROLLS FROM BEING TOSed FRO: 9 1.3 0.5%
> > 49. 3 To The 1, 3 To The 2 Puns.......................: 9 1.3 0.5%
> > 50. 3 To The First, 3 To The Second Puns..............: 9 1.3 0.5%
> > 51. February 22 Puns..................................: 9 1.3 0.5%
> > 52. Speaking of Linux, or, Really, Just Speaking of Gu: 9 1.3 0.5%
> > 53. get kelp..........................................: 9 1.3 0.5%
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> > 55. 2/22/22...........................................: 8 1.1 0.4%
> > 56. Cats Gotcha Fingahs?..............................: 8 1.1 0.4%
> > 57. Doin' Teh Duel....................................: 8 1.1 0.4%
> > 58. IGNORE CYPHERS GARBAGE............................: 8 1.1 0.4%
> > 59. LOL alt.drugs.hard tries blackmail on a black male: 8 1.1 0.4%
> > 60. Valentines Day....................................: 8 1.1 0.4%
> > 61. 12 poast?.........................................: 7 1.0 0.4%
> > 62. 3 Squared, 3 To The First Puns....................: 7 1.0 0.4%
> > 63. 3/15 Puns.........................................: 7 1.0 0.4%
> > 64. Anteaters.........................................: 7 1.0 0.4%
> > 65. Ash Wednesday Puns................................: 7 1.0 0.4%
> > 66. February 13 Puns..................................: 7 1.0 0.4%
> > 67. FlonkNews: Democracy in the Mountains of Pakistan.: 7 1.0 0.4%
> > 68. 22 February Puns..................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
> > 69. 3 To The 2, 3 To The 1 Puns.......................: 6 0.9 0.3%
> > 70. 3 To The 2nd, 3 To The 1st Puns...................: 6 0.9 0.3%
> > 71. 3/14 Puns.........................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
> > 72. bridge............................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
> > 73. dear psychochicken (MOOOOO!)......................: 6 0.9 0.3%
> > 74. 105 Days..........................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
> > 75. 110 Days..........................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
> > 76. 1450 Days.........................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
> > 77. 200 Days..........................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
> > 78. <sniff>...........................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
> > 79. Bertie the Bunyip is froging me...................: 5 0.7 0.3%
> > 80. February 19 Puns..................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
> > 81. Presidents' Day Puns..............................: 5 0.7 0.3%
> > 82. 13 March Puns.....................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
> > 83. 170 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
> > 84. 190 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
> > 85. 1st AMENDMENT PROTECTS TROLLS FROM BEING TOSed FRO: 4 0.6 0.2%
> > 86. 25 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
> > 87. 3 To The 1st, 3 To The 2nd Puns...................: 4 0.6 0.2%
> > 88. 3 To The First, 3 Squared Puns....................: 4 0.6 0.2%
> > 89. 3 To The Second, 3 To The First Puns..............: 4 0.6 0.2%
> > 90. 3.1415926535 Puns.................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
> > 91. 30 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
> > 92. 8/2 Puns..........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
> > 93. <crumble>.........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
> > 94. British Puns......................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
> > 95. Escaped WW2 chickens..............................: 4 0.6 0.2%
> > 96. FWD: Nationwide High School and College Database 4 0.6 0.2%
> > 97. Fun Stuff for ****s without a life and work and Wa: 4 0.6 0.2%
> > 98. I almost forgot...................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
> > 99. Soccer Idea.......................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
> >100. btw Dloyd perhaps one day callsign will be require: 4 0.6 0.2%
> >101. group Moderator Please help.......................: 4 0.6 0.2%
> >102. newsgroup fa, net, etc............................: 4 0.6 0.2%
> >103. 10/2 Puns.........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
> >104. 120 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
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> >112. 2 To The 3rd, 2 To The 1st Puns...................: 3 0.4 0.2%
> >113. 2 To The 4th, 2 To The 1st Puns...................: 3 0.4 0.2%
> >114. 2 To The First, 2 Cubed Puns......................: 3 0.4 0.2%
> >115. 2/22/2222.........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
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> >125. K Puns............................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
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> >127. Speaking of Linux, or, Really, Just Speaking of Gu: 3 0.4 0.2%
> >128. get goo...........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
> >129. i lapse...........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
> >130. # Puns............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> >131. 03/04/05 Puns.....................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> >132. 100 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> >133. 14/3 Puns.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
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> >137. 2 To The 3rd, 2 To the 1st Puns...................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> >138. 2 To The Fourth, 2 To The First Puns..............: 2 0.3 0.1%
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> >140. 2/20 Puns.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
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> >160. Odd Signs.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
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> >163. S Puns............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> >164. September 31......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> >165. Space Marine......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> >166. The greatest man ever.............................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> >167. Warning! PERVERT ALERT! Capgun will try to eat you: 2 0.3 0.1%
> >168. broadcasted songs could be a signal for aliens to : 2 0.3 0.1%
> >169. 01/01/01..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> >170. 03/05/07 Puns.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
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> >177. 2 To The 1st, 2 To The 4th Puns...................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> >178. 2/22/222..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
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> >180. 240 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> >181. 270 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> >182. 3 To The 1st. 3 To The 2nd Puns...................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> >183. 3 To The 2, 3 To the 1 Puns.......................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> >184. 3/1 Puns..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> >185. 300 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> >186. 336 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> >187. 337 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> >188. 35 DAYY...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> >189. 350 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> >190. 40 Days...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> >191. 42/6 Puns.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> >192. 570 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> >193. 7 To The 4th Puns.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> >194. 75 Days...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> >195. Another Example of Why It's So Hard to Do Satire i: 1 0.1 0.1%
> >196. Asked The Guitarist What Key......................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> >197. CW Skimmer........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> >198. Core Values.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> >199. Definitions.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> >200. E.................................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> >201. ESE EUROPEAN SCHOOL OF ECONOMICS PUBBLICITA INGANN: 1 0.1 0.1%
> >202. Extra Power (Slave)...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> >203. Father's Day Puns.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> >204. February 16 Puns..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> >205. G Puns............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> >206. Great sexy teens..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> >207. Helen.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> >208. Hot, OT...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> >209. I got your number you *******.....................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> >210. I screwed Barney!.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> >211. KPuns.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> >212. Letter Puns.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> >213. March 9 Puns......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> >214. Martin Luther King Day Puns.......................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> >215. PING HILLSTROM....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> >216. Pi Day Puns.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> >217. Q Puns............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> >218. Rob Cypher drops serious bombs Re: the whois of br: 1 0.1 0.1%
> >219. SGA--The buddy cop ep ("Midway" spoilers).........: 1 0.1 0.1%
> >220. Todd H brings disrespect to himself,to his parents: 1 0.1 0.1%
> >221. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 1 0.1 0.1%
> >222. What typical age of ADH posters? Please just post : 1 0.1 0.1%
> >223. Where's the poetry?...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> >224. alt.drugs.hard has been assimilated into the colle: 1 0.1 0.1%
> >225. junkie obsesses over rob cypher's godliness (was: : 1 0.1 0.1%
> >226. misfit - please stop..............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> >227. newsgroup proposal - alt.dockerty.quacks..........: 1 0.1 0.1%
> >228. not for nothing obama.............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> >229. obama drug, gay sex romp..........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> >230. the whois of "Eaton T. Forbes" Re: How does Cypher: 1 0.1 0.1%
> >231. turdboy throws a fit (was: Re: some lame bullshit.: 1 0.1 0.1%
> >232. you wannabe troll, CUJO, or whatever you're callin: 1 0.1 0.1%
>
> >Top 500 Bandwidth-Slurping Threads: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
> >===========================================================================
> > 1. Lent Puns.........................................: 481 68.7 10.5%
> > 2. THE Humanity! Beer Prices Going UP................: 260 37.2 5.7%
> > 3. We are taking over this group.....................: 221 31.6 4.8%
> > 4. "Puns of the Weak" 10/20/00......................: 189 27.1 4.1%
> > 5. Trials, Tribulations and Such.....................: 187 26.8 4.1%
> > 6. Gimme a Post, Any Post, Come On, I Dare Ya........: 137 19.6 3.0%
> > 7. 12 days...........................................: 132 18.9 2.9%
> > 8. 2/22 Puns.........................................: 131 18.8 2.9%
> > 9. Adventure.........................................: 110 15.8 2.4%
> > 10. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD...............................: 82 11.7 1.8%
> > 11. 19/2 Puns.........................................: 80 11.5 1.8%
> > 12. Philosophy Quiz...................................: 79 11.3 1.7%
> > 13. A few notes for outlaw and the rest of alt.drugs.h: 70 10.1 1.5%
> > 14. todays word for the day...........................: 67 9.7 1.5%
> > 15. Speaking of Linux, or, Really, Just Speaking of Gu: 64 9.3 1.4%
> > 16. 18/2 Puns.........................................: 63 9.0 1.4%
> > 17. 19 February Puns..................................: 58 8.4 1.3%
> > 18. 18 February Puns..................................: 54 7.8 1.2%
> > 19. 2/18 Puns.........................................: 48 6.9 1.1%
> > 20. FlonkNews: Bicentennial Rat Storms in India and Ba: 45 6.5 1.0%
> > 21. 17/2 Puns.........................................: 43 6.3 1.0%
> > 22. ESE EUROPEAN SCHOOL OF ECONOMICS PUBBLICITA INGANN: 40 5.8 0.9%
> > 23. 2 To The First, 2 To The Third Puns...............: 37 5.3 0.8%
> > 24. 17 February Puns..................................: 36 5.3 0.8%
> > 25. Alternate Fuel Cars...............................: 36 5.2 0.8%
> > 26. I Was Just Watching A Movie On Cable And..........: 36 5.2 0.8%
> > 27. 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375: 36 5.2 0.8%
> > 28. LOL alt.drugs.hard tries blackmail on a black male: 36 5.2 0.8%
> > 29. 2/19 Puns.........................................: 35 5.1 0.8%
> > 30. 1st AMENDMENT PROTECTS TROLLS FROM BEING TOSed FRO: 35 5.0 0.8%
> > 31. 2/17 Puns.........................................: 33 4.8 0.7%
> > 32. February 15 Puns..................................: 33 4.7 0.7%
> > 33. President's Day Puns..............................: 31 4.5 0.7%
> > 34. 2/16 Puns.........................................: 30 4.4 0.7%
> > 35. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 30 4.3 0.7%
> > 36. Gimme an "F"!.....................................: 28 4.1 0.6%
> > 37. Pakistani Election Day Puns.......................: 27 3.9 0.6%
> > 38. "Puns of the Weak" 10/6/00........................: 26 3.8 0.6%
> > 39. February 17 Puns..................................: 25 3.7 0.6%
> > 40. 15/2 Puns.........................................: 25 3.6 0.6%
> > 41. 1st AMENDMENT PROTECTS TROLLS FROM BEING TOSed FRO: 24 3.5 0.5%
> > 42. 2 To The 3, 2 To The 1 Puns.......................: 24 3.5 0.5%
> > 43. 2/15 Puns.........................................: 24 3.4 0.5%
> > 44. 15 February Puns..................................: 23 3.4 0.5%
> > 45. Someone Post Something, Anything..................: 23 3.3 0.5%
> > 46. Speaking of Linux, or, Really, Just Speaking of Gu: 23 3.3 0.5%
> > 47. I'm back..........................................: 22 3.2 0.5%
> > 48. February 18 Puns..................................: 22 3.1 0.5%
> > 49. You Walk In Your Bedroom..........................: 21 3.0 0.5%
> > 50. Feedback / Criticism..............................: 20 3.0 0.5%
> > 51. Elementary Integral Addition Point................: 20 2.9 0.4%
> > 52. Happy Commie Martyrs' Day!........................: 20 2.9 0.4%
> > 53. Bertie the Bunyip is froging me...................: 19 2.8 0.4%
> > 54. Fun Stuff for ****s without a life and work and Wa: 19 2.8 0.4%
> > 55. dear psychochicken (MOOOOO!)......................: 19 2.8 0.4%
> > 56. February 22 Puns..................................: 19 2.8 0.4%
> > 57. get kelp..........................................: 19 2.7 0.4%
> > 58. 3 To The First, 3 To The Second Puns..............: 17 2.5 0.4%
> > 59. Anteaters.........................................: 17 2.5 0.4%
> > 60. February 13 Puns..................................: 17 2.5 0.4%
> > 61. Valentines Day....................................: 17 2.5 0.4%
> > 62. IGNORE CYPHERS GARBAGE............................: 17 2.4 0.4%
> > 63. 3 To The 1, 3 To The 2 Puns.......................: 16 2.4 0.4%
> > 64. Doin' Teh Duel....................................: 16 2.3 0.4%
> > 65. 22/2 Puns.........................................: 15 2.2 0.3%
> > 66. wankers.. the lot of you..........................: 15 2.2 0.3%
> > 67. FlonkNews: Democracy in the Mountains of Pakistan.: 14 2.0 0.3%
> > 68. 3 To The 2nd, 3 To The 1st Puns...................: 13 2.0 0.3%
> > 69. Ash Wednesday Puns................................: 13 1.9 0.3%
> > 70. 3/15 Puns.........................................: 13 1.9 0.3%
> > 71. FWD: Nationwide High School and College Database 13 1.9 0.3%
> > 72. 3/14 Puns.........................................: 13 1.9 0.3%
> > 73. 3 Squared, 3 To The First Puns....................: 12 1.8 0.3%
> > 74. 3 To The 2, 3 To The 1 Puns.......................: 12 1.8 0.3%
> > 75. 8/2 Puns..........................................: 11 1.7 0.3%
> > 76. 12 poast?.........................................: 11 1.6 0.3%
> > 77. Cats Gotcha Fingahs?..............................: 11 1.6 0.3%
> > 78. 1st AMENDMENT PROTECTS TROLLS FROM BEING TOSed FRO: 11 1.6 0.2%
> > 79. bridge............................................: 11 1.6 0.2%
> > 80. Soccer Idea.......................................: 10 1.6 0.2%
> > 81. February 19 Puns..................................: 10 1.5 0.2%
> > 82. 2/22/22...........................................: 10 1.5 0.2%
> > 83. My Dream! Mr. T and Me!!!........................: 10 1.5 0.2%
> > 84. 22 February Puns..................................: 9 1.4 0.2%
> > 85. 3 To The 1st, 3 To The 2nd Puns...................: 9 1.4 0.2%
> > 86. Adobe Bought Flash?...............................: 9 1.3 0.2%
> > 87. Presidents' Day Puns..............................: 9 1.3 0.2%
> > 88. Hatter 1337 Line Reactivated......................: 9 1.3 0.2%
> > 89. 3 To The First, 3 Squared Puns....................: 8 1.3 0.2%
> > 90. 1st AMENDMENT PROTECTS TROLLS FROM BEING TOSed FRO: 8 1.2 0.2%
> > 91. group Moderator Please help.......................: 8 1.2 0.2%
> > 92. 2 To The First, 2 Cubed Puns......................: 8 1.2 0.2%
> > 93. newsgroup fa, net, etc............................: 8 1.2 0.2%
> > 94. 03/04/05 Puns.....................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
> > 95. Ping fellow LIST member...........................: 8 1.2 0.2%
> > 96. 10/2 Puns.........................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
> > 97. broadcasted songs could be a signal for aliens to : 7 1.1 0.2%
> > 98. you wannabe troll, CUJO, or whatever you're callin: 7 1.1 0.2%
> > 99. junkie obsesses over rob cypher's godliness (was: : 7 1.1 0.2%
> >100. 2 To The 3rd, 2 To The 1st Puns...................: 7 1.1 0.2%
> >101. 3.1415926535 Puns.................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
> >102. 3 To The Second, 3 To The First Puns..............: 7 1.1 0.2%
> >103. 1450 Days.........................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
> >104. btw Dloyd perhaps one day callsign will be require: 7 1.0 0.2%
> >105. 200 Days..........................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
> >106. <crumble>.........................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
> >107. Escaped WW2 chickens..............................: 7 1.0 0.2%
> >108. 110 Days..........................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
> >109. FEbruary 14 Puns..................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
> >110. 105 Days..........................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
> >111. 2 To The 3rd, 2 To the 1st Puns...................: 7 1.0 0.2%
> >112. British Puns......................................: 6 1.0 0.1%
> >113. 13 March Puns.....................................: 6 1.0 0.1%
> >114. <sniff>...........................................: 6 1.0 0.1%
> >115. I almost forgot...................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
> >116. K Puns............................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
> >117. Another Example of Why It's So Hard to Do Satire i: 6 0.9 0.1%
> >118. 14/3 Puns.........................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
> >119. Contract With The Future..........................: 6 0.9 0.1%
> >120. 170 Days..........................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
> >121. R Puns............................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
> >122. 30 Days...........................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
> >123. 190 Days..........................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
> >124. 25 Days...........................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
> >125. 2 To The 4th, 2 To The 1st Puns...................: 5 0.8 0.1%
> >126. September 31......................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
> >127. get goo...........................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
> >128. February 14 Puns..................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
> >129. Extra Power (Slave)...............................: 5 0.8 0.1%
> >130. Number Puns.......................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
> >131. 15 Days...........................................: 5 0.7 0.1%
> >132. S Puns............................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
> >133. 2/20 Puns.........................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
> >134. i lapse...........................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
> >135. CW Skimmer........................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
> >136. 250 Days..........................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
> >137. 320 Days..........................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
> >138. 130 Days..........................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
> >139. # Puns............................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
> >140. Dihydrogen Monoxide...............................: 4 0.6 0.1%
> >141. 150 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
> >142. 290 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
> >143. 140 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
> >144. 230 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
> >145. 70 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
> >146. 260 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
> >147. 2/22/2222.........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
> >148. 160 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
> >149. 120 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
> >150. 14 March Puns.....................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
> >151. Warning! PERVERT ALERT! Capgun will try to eat you: 4 0.6 0.1%
> >152. 360 Days..........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
> >153. Odd Signs.........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
> >154. The greatest man ever.............................: 3 0.5 0.1%
> >155. I hate owels. They kiled and ate my frist wife....: 3 0.5 0.1%
> >156. 60 Days...........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
> >157. He Who Has a Recent Puncture Wound on His Thumb Sh: 3 0.5 0.1%
> >158. 20 Days...........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
> >159. 2 To The Fourth, 2 To The First Puns..............: 3 0.5 0.1%
> >160. 1st AMENDMENT PROTECTS TROLLS FROM BEING TOSed FRO: 3 0.5 0.1%
> >161. Space Marine......................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
> >162. 220 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
> >163. 180 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
> >164. 340 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
> >165. Where's the poetry?...............................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> >166. 165 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> >167. 35 Days...........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> >168. 310 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> >169. 65 Days...........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> >170. 80 Days...........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> >171. 195 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> >172. 210 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> >173. 5 Days............................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> >174. 55 Days...........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> >175. Hot, OT...........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> >176. 2 To The Third, 2 To The First Puns...............: 2 0.4 0.1%
> >177. 100 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> >178. Rob Cypher drops serious bombs Re: the whois of br: 2 0.4 0.1%
> >179. newsgroup proposal - alt.dockerty.quacks..........: 2 0.4 0.1%
> >180. Helen.............................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> >181. E.................................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> >182. What typical age of ADH posters? Please just post : 2 0.4 0.1%
> >183. 3/1 Puns..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> >184. 03/05/07 Puns.....................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> >185. Great sexy teens..................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> >186. misfit - please stop..............................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> >187. Definitions.......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> >188. the whois of "Eaton T. Forbes" Re: How does Cypher: 2 0.3 0.1%
> >189. 3 To The 2, 3 To the 1 Puns.......................: 2 0.3 0.0%
> >190. Pi Day Puns.......................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
> >191. 2 To The 1st, 2 To The 4th Puns...................: 2 0.3 0.0%
> >192. KPuns.............................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
> >193. turdboy throws a fit (was: Re: some lame bullshit.: 2 0.3 0.0%
> >194. 42/6 Puns.........................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
> >195. Martin Luther King Day Puns.......................: 2 0.3 0.0%
> >196. G Puns............................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
> >197. Asked The Guitarist What Key......................: 1 0.3 0.0%
> >198. SGA--The buddy cop ep ("Midway" spoilers).........: 1 0.3 0.0%
> >199. Letter Puns.......................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
> >200. not for nothing obama.............................: 1 0.3 0.0%
> >201. 01/01/01..........................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
> >202. 7 To The 4th Puns.................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
> >203. Q Puns............................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
> >204. March 9 Puns......................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> >205. 3 To The 1st. 3 To The 2nd Puns...................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> >206. Rob Cypher drops serious bombs Re: the whois of br: 1 0.2 0.0%
> >207. Core Values.......................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> >208. alt.drugs.hard has been assimilated into the colle: 1 0.2 0.0%
> >209. February 16 Puns..................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> >210. 40 Days...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> >211. 10 Days...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> >212. Todd H brings disrespect to himself,to his parents: 1 0.2 0.0%
> >213. 270 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> >214. 75 Days...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> >215. Father's Day Puns.................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> >216. 240 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> >217. 175 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> >218. 300 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> >219. 350 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> >220. 2/22/222..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> >221. 115 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> >222. 336 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> >223. 337 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> >224. 570 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> >225. 2/22/242..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> >226. 1451 Days.........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> >227. 35 DAYY...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> >228. 180 DAYY..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> >229. obama drug, gay sex romp..........................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> >230. I got your number you *******.....................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> >231. PING HILLSTROM....................................: 0 0.1 0.0%
> >232. I screwed Barney!.................................: 0 0.1 0.0%
>
> >Top 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
> >===============================================================
> > 1. Rob Cypher................................................: 41.4%
> > 2. Anonymous Sender..........................................: 36.4%
> > 3. DB01......................................................: 35.5%
> > 4. Jose......................................................: 32.0%
> > 5. Sharon B..................................................: 29.9%
> > 6. an old friend.............................................: 29.8%
> > 7. crookedjunk...............................................: 28.0%
> > 8. K . A . Cannon............................................: 27.8%
> > 9. Douglas D. Anderson.......................................: 27.1%
> > 10. TheBookman................................................: 26.9%
>
> >Bottom 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
> >==================================================================
> > 1. Stell.....................................................: 1.4%
> > 2. J . Raoul Xemblinosky.....................................: 4.1%
> > 3. ah........................................................: 4.1%
> > 4. Tim Weaver................................................: 5.4%
> > 5. mixed nuts................................................: 8.4%
> > 6. Dennis M. Hammes..........................................: 9.8%
> > 7. Bertie the Bunyip.........................................: 10.2%
> > 8. Shirley...................................................: 11.5%
> > 9. pscissons.................................................: 11.6%
> > 10. psykoexgirlfriend.........................................: 12.2%
>
> >Top 10 Crossposting Groups: Posts in Group
> >==========================================
> > 1. demon.local..................................................: 1261
> > 2. mn.humor.....................................................: 1227
> > 3. alt.humor....................................................: 1192
> > 4. alt.humor.puns...............................................: 1091
> > 5. rec.humor....................................................: 368
> > 6. alt.usenet.kooks.............................................: 305
> > 7. bit.listserv.autism..........................................: 265
> > 8. alt.countrystuff.............................................: 133
> > 9. alt.talk.bollocks............................................: 108
> > 10. rec.arts.poems...............................................: 96
>
> >====================================================
> >End of stats for alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>
> Good to see I am back in the top 3, not counting the bots.
>
Let's celebrate at the party.

--
Slipped Moebius
mhm28x9

 

[Aratzio]

On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 17:01:48 -0800 (PST), in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Slipped Moebius
<erroneouscorrection@yahoo.com> got double secret probation for
writing:

>On Feb 22, 7:48 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>> On Sat, 23 Feb 2008 00:03:40 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Usenet Stats Poster
>> <st...@lies.damn.lies> got double secret probation for writing:
>>
>> > NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>> > Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>
>> > Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>> > Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>> > Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>
>> >Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>> >Stats Were Taken..........: Sat, 23 Feb 2008 00:00:00 GMT
>> >Stats Begin...............: Sat, 16 Feb 2008 00:03:22 GMT
>> >Stats End.................: Fri, 22 Feb 2008 23:23:40 GMT
>> >Days......................: 7
>> >Total No. of Articles.....: 1870
>> >Total No. of Characters...: 4682173
>> >Total Volume..............: 4572
>> >Messages Per Day..........: 267.1
>> >Characters Per Day........: 668881.9
>> >Average Daily Volume......: 653 kB
>> >Total Posters This Week...: 105
>> >Messages with Sigs........: 16.58%
>> >Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 35.48%
>> >Original Content Rating...: 21.35%
>>
>> >Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>> >===============================================================
>> > 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 1036 148.0 55.4%
>> > 2. nemo..............................................: 161 23.0 8.6%
>> > 3. dave hillstrom....................................: 110 15.7 5.9%
>> > 4. mimus.............................................: 74 10.6 4.0%
>> > 5. Aratzio...........................................: 61 8.7 3.3%
>> > 6. Tim Weaver........................................: 22 3.1 1.2%
>> > 7. Edward Teach......................................: 21 3.0 1.1%
>> > 8. Slipped Moebius...................................: 21 3.0 1.1%
>> > 9. Shirley...........................................: 18 2.6 1.0%
>> > 10. psykoexgirlfriend.................................: 18 2.6 1.0%
>> > 11. BuZZard...........................................: 17 2.4 0.9%
>> > 12. mixed nuts........................................: 17 2.4 0.9%
>> > 13. Wavy..............................................: 15 2.1 0.8%
>> > 14. Dennis M. Hammes..................................: 12 1.7 0.6%
>> > 15. pscissons.........................................: 12 1.7 0.6%
>> > 16. PsychoChicken.....................................: 11 1.6 0.6%
>> > 17. DB01..............................................: 9 1.3 0.5%
>> > 18. Jose..............................................: 9 1.3 0.5%
>> > 19. Douglas D. Anderson...............................: 7 1.0 0.4%
>> > 20. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f?=...............: 7 1.0 0.4%
>> > 21. Sharon B..........................................: 7 1.0 0.4%
>> > 22. ah................................................: 7 1.0 0.4%
>> > 23. Steve Leyland.....................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
>> > 24. Anonymous Sender..................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
>> > 25. BostonBlackie?....................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
>> > 26. Dr-de-Bauche......................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
>> > 27. K . A . Cannon....................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
>> > 28. Rob Cypher........................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
>> > 29. The 2-Belo........................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
>> > 30. TheBookman........................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
>> > 31. an old friend.....................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
>> > 32. Stell.............................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
>> > 33. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
>> > 34. J . Raoul Xemblinosky.............................: 5 0.7 0.3%
>> > 35. crookedjunk.......................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
>> > 36. mariposas rand mair fheal.........................: 5 0.7 0.3%
>> > 37. Buzzrad_Goo_Goob...@ToothFairy.com................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> > 38. DAB...............................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> > 39. Paul {Hamilton Rooney}............................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> > 40. ~misfit~..........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> > 41. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> > 42. Archie Leach......................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>> > 43. Cyberiade . it Anonymous Remailer.................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>> > 44. MorgAnn...........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>> > 45. Sir F . A . Rien..................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>> > 46. an old friend.....................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>> > 47. an_old_friend.....................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>> > 48. don100024.........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>> > 49. greenwire.........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>> > 50. miguel............................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>> > 51. CountryStuff......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> > 52. Ferd Berfle.......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> > 53. an old fiend......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> > 54. Downchild.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> > 55. God...............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> > 56. Meat Plow.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> > 57. Peter J Ross......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> > 58. PorkRhino.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> > 59. Steady Eddy.......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> > 60. WeeSaul...........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> > 61. daito.............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> > 62. freddy............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> > 63. hayesstw..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> > 64. p-stickney........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> > 65. rmblackley........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> > 66. spooge............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> > 67. the messenjah.....................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> > 68. Andyfothershops...................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> > 69. Daniel Who Wants to Know..........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> > 70. Don H.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> > 71. Douglas D. Anderson...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> > 72. H.................................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> > 73. Jim Langston......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> > 74. John \"C\.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> > 75. Marilyn...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> > 76. Marvel............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> > 77. Mike hunt.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> > 78. Tommy.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> > 79. We're Just A Couple Of Freaky Gay Jews!...........: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> > 80. Will Dockery......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> > 81. freek.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> > 82. ggamble...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> > 83. no surrender......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> > 84. =?iso-8859-1?B?Wv9SaVg=?=.........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> > 85. Ampers Taylor.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> > 86. Bart Goddard......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> > 87. Benj..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> > 88. Gary L . Burnore..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> > 89. George............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> > 90. Mick..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> > 91. Miles.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> > 92. Retired VIP.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> > 93. Sir Arthur CB Wholeflaffers ASA...................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> > 94. The Eclectician...................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> > 95. Usenet Rulez......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> > 96. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> > 97. an old friend.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> > 98. doug lilley.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> > 99. etf of the clique.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >100. joandarc or joan930...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >101. lyricaljohnnny....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >102. mario sempronio...................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >103. mrstrellis........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >104. spam..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >105. the long con......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>
>> >Top 500 Bandwidth-Slurping Posters: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
>> >===========================================================================
>> > 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 2049 292.8 44.8%
>> > 2. nemo..............................................: 357 51.1 7.8%
>> > 3. dave hillstrom....................................: 275 39.3 6.0%
>> > 4. mimus.............................................: 232 33.2 5.1%
>> > 5. Aratzio...........................................: 152 21.8 3.3%
>> > 6. Tim Weaver........................................: 84 12.0 1.8%
>> > 7. Edward Teach......................................: 78 11.2 1.7%
>> > 8. Wavy..............................................: 70 10.0 1.5%
>> > 9. Shirley...........................................: 58 8.3 1.3%
>> > 10. mixed nuts........................................: 55 7.9 1.2%
>> > 11. Dennis M. Hammes..................................: 54 7.8 1.2%
>> > 12. Stell.............................................: 48 6.9 1.1%
>> > 13. Slipped Moebius...................................: 47 6.8 1.0%
>> > 14. BuZZard...........................................: 46 6.6 1.0%
>> > 15. psykoexgirlfriend.................................: 41 6.0 0.9%
>> > 16. J . Raoul Xemblinosky.............................: 40 5.8 0.9%
>> > 17. mario sempronio...................................: 40 5.8 0.9%
>> > 18. DAB...............................................: 40 5.8 0.9%
>> > 19. Steve Leyland.....................................: 38 5.5 0.8%
>> > 20. pscissons.........................................: 36 5.2 0.8%
>> > 21. Jose..............................................: 35 5.1 0.8%
>> > 22. PsychoChicken.....................................: 31 4.5 0.7%
>> > 23. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 30 4.3 0.7%
>> > 24. The 2-Belo........................................: 27 3.9 0.6%
>> > 25. TheBookman........................................: 23 3.3 0.5%
>> > 26. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f?=...............: 21 3.1 0.5%
>> > 27. BostonBlackie?....................................: 21 3.1 0.5%
>> > 28. DB01..............................................: 21 3.0 0.5%
>> > 29. mariposas rand mair fheal.........................: 21 3.0 0.5%
>> > 30. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 20 2.9 0.4%
>> > 31. Dr-de-Bauche......................................: 19 2.8 0.4%
>> > 32. Rob Cypher........................................: 19 2.7 0.4%
>> > 33. Ferd Berfle.......................................: 18 2.7 0.4%
>> > 34. miguel............................................: 17 2.5 0.4%
>> > 35. greenwire.........................................: 16 2.3 0.4%
>> > 36. ah................................................: 15 2.3 0.3%
>> > 37. Sharon B..........................................: 15 2.2 0.3%
>> > 38. crookedjunk.......................................: 15 2.2 0.3%
>> > 39. K . A . Cannon....................................: 15 2.1 0.3%
>> > 40. Marilyn...........................................: 14 2.0 0.3%
>> > 41. ~misfit~..........................................: 13 1.9 0.3%
>> > 42. Douglas D. Anderson...............................: 13 1.9 0.3%
>> > 43. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 12 1.8 0.3%
>> > 44. Paul {Hamilton Rooney}............................: 11 1.6 0.3%
>> > 45. an old friend.....................................: 11 1.6 0.2%
>> > 46. Anonymous Sender..................................: 10 1.5 0.2%
>> > 47. don100024.........................................: 10 1.5 0.2%
>> > 48. MorgAnn...........................................: 10 1.4 0.2%
>> > 49. Sir F . A . Rien..................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
>> > 50. Downchild.........................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
>> > 51. Buzzrad_Goo_Goob...@ToothFairy.com................: 8 1.2 0.2%
>> > 52. Archie Leach......................................: 8 1.1 0.2%
>> > 53. Usenet Rulez......................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
>> > 54. God...............................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
>> > 55. an old friend.....................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
>> > 56. WeeSaul...........................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
>> > 57. an_old_friend.....................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
>> > 58. spooge............................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
>> > 59. Steady Eddy.......................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
>> > 60. Meat Plow.........................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
>> > 61. the messenjah.....................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
>> > 62. Cyberiade . it Anonymous Remailer.................: 5 0.8 0.1%
>> > 63. Sir Arthur CB Wholeflaffers ASA...................: 4 0.7 0.1%
>> > 64. rmblackley........................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
>> > 65. lyricaljohnnny....................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
>> > 66. an old fiend......................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>> > 67. hayesstw..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>> > 68. PorkRhino.........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>> > 69. p-stickney........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>> > 70. the long con......................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
>> > 71. =?iso-8859-1?B?Wv9SaVg=?=.........................: 3 0.5 0.1%
>> > 72. no surrender......................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
>> > 73. Andyfothershops...................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
>> > 74. Peter J Ross......................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
>> > 75. daito.............................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
>> > 76. freddy............................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
>> > 77. H.................................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>> > 78. Will Dockery......................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>> > 79. Ampers Taylor.....................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>> > 80. doug lilley.......................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>> > 81. CountryStuff......................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>> > 82. Bart Goddard......................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>> > 83. Don H.............................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>> > 84. Gary L . Burnore..................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>> > 85. etf of the clique.................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> > 86. ggamble...........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> > 87. Daniel Who Wants to Know..........................: 2 0.3 0.0%
>> > 88. Miles.............................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
>> > 89. We're Just A Couple Of Freaky Gay Jews!...........: 2 0.3 0.0%
>> > 90. Jim Langston......................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
>> > 91. Benj..............................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
>> > 92. Mike hunt.........................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
>> > 93. Marvel............................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
>> > 94. mrstrellis........................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
>> > 95. John \"C\.........................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
>> > 96. Mick..............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> > 97. freek.............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> > 98. an old friend.....................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> > 99. Retired VIP.......................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> >100. spam..............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> >101. Tommy.............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> >102. joandarc or joan930...............................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> >103. George............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> >104. The Eclectician...................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> >105. Douglas D. Anderson...............................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>
>> >Top 500 Popular Threads: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>> >==============================================================
>> > 1. Lent Puns.........................................: 252 36.0 13.5%
>> > 2. THE Humanity! Beer Prices Going UP................: 78 11.1 4.2%
>> > 3. "Puns of the Weak" 10/20/00......................: 64 9.1 3.4%
>> > 4. We are taking over this group.....................: 64 9.1 3.4%
>> > 5. 2/22 Puns.........................................: 59 8.4 3.2%
>> > 6. 12 days...........................................: 58 8.3 3.1%
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>> > 8. 19/2 Puns.........................................: 34 4.9 1.8%
>> > 9. 18 February Puns..................................: 33 4.7 1.8%
>> > 10. Philosophy Quiz...................................: 32 4.6 1.7%
>> > 11. 18/2 Puns.........................................: 30 4.3 1.6%
>> > 12. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD...............................: 30 4.3 1.6%
>> > 13. 2/18 Puns.........................................: 27 3.9 1.4%
>> > 14. Gimme a Post, Any Post, Come On, I Dare Ya........: 27 3.9 1.4%
>> > 15. todays word for the day...........................: 27 3.9 1.4%
>> > 16. 19 February Puns..................................: 25 3.6 1.3%
>> > 17. 17/2 Puns.........................................: 23 3.3 1.2%
>> > 18. A few notes for outlaw and the rest of alt.drugs.h: 21 3.0 1.1%
>> > 19. 17 February Puns..................................: 20 2.9 1.1%
>> > 20. 2/17 Puns.........................................: 19 2.7 1.0%
>> > 21. 2/19 Puns.........................................: 18 2.6 1.0%
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>> > 25. Trials, Tribulations and Such.....................: 17 2.4 0.9%
>> > 26. Alternate Fuel Cars...............................: 16 2.3 0.9%
>> > 27. February 15 Puns..................................: 16 2.3 0.9%
>> > 28. Pakistani Election Day Puns.......................: 16 2.3 0.9%
>> > 29. President's Day Puns..............................: 16 2.3 0.9%
>> > 30. 2/16 Puns.........................................: 15 2.1 0.8%
>> > 31. 2/15 Puns.........................................: 14 2.0 0.7%
>> > 32. February 17 Puns..................................: 14 2.0 0.7%
>> > 33. FlonkNews: Bicentennial Rat Storms in India and Ba: 14 2.0 0.7%
>> > 34. 15 February Puns..................................: 13 1.9 0.7%
>> > 35. 15/2 Puns.........................................: 13 1.9 0.7%
>> > 36. February 18 Puns..................................: 13 1.9 0.7%
>> > 37. "Puns of the Weak" 10/6/00........................: 12 1.7 0.6%
>> > 38. Gimme an "F"!.....................................: 12 1.7 0.6%
>> > 39. Someone Post Something, Anything..................: 12 1.7 0.6%
>> > 40. I'm back..........................................: 11 1.6 0.6%
>> > 41. You Walk In Your Bedroom..........................: 11 1.6 0.6%
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>> > 43. 22/2 Puns.........................................: 10 1.4 0.5%
>> > 44. Elementary Integral Addition Point................: 10 1.4 0.5%
>> > 45. Feedback / Criticism..............................: 10 1.4 0.5%
>> > 46. Happy Commie Martyrs' Day!........................: 10 1.4 0.5%
>> > 47. wankers.. the lot of you..........................: 10 1.4 0.5%
>> > 48. 1st AMENDMENT PROTECTS TROLLS FROM BEING TOSed FRO: 9 1.3 0.5%
>> > 49. 3 To The 1, 3 To The 2 Puns.......................: 9 1.3 0.5%
>> > 50. 3 To The First, 3 To The Second Puns..............: 9 1.3 0.5%
>> > 51. February 22 Puns..................................: 9 1.3 0.5%
>> > 52. Speaking of Linux, or, Really, Just Speaking of Gu: 9 1.3 0.5%
>> > 53. get kelp..........................................: 9 1.3 0.5%
>> > 54. 1st AMENDMENT PROTECTS TROLLS FROM BEING TOSed FRO: 8 1.1 0.4%
>> > 55. 2/22/22...........................................: 8 1.1 0.4%
>> > 56. Cats Gotcha Fingahs?..............................: 8 1.1 0.4%
>> > 57. Doin' Teh Duel....................................: 8 1.1 0.4%
>> > 58. IGNORE CYPHERS GARBAGE............................: 8 1.1 0.4%
>> > 59. LOL alt.drugs.hard tries blackmail on a black male: 8 1.1 0.4%
>> > 60. Valentines Day....................................: 8 1.1 0.4%
>> > 61. 12 poast?.........................................: 7 1.0 0.4%
>> > 62. 3 Squared, 3 To The First Puns....................: 7 1.0 0.4%
>> > 63. 3/15 Puns.........................................: 7 1.0 0.4%
>> > 64. Anteaters.........................................: 7 1.0 0.4%
>> > 65. Ash Wednesday Puns................................: 7 1.0 0.4%
>> > 66. February 13 Puns..................................: 7 1.0 0.4%
>> > 67. FlonkNews: Democracy in the Mountains of Pakistan.: 7 1.0 0.4%
>> > 68. 22 February Puns..................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
>> > 69. 3 To The 2, 3 To The 1 Puns.......................: 6 0.9 0.3%
>> > 70. 3 To The 2nd, 3 To The 1st Puns...................: 6 0.9 0.3%
>> > 71. 3/14 Puns.........................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
>> > 72. bridge............................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
>> > 73. dear psychochicken (MOOOOO!)......................: 6 0.9 0.3%
>> > 74. 105 Days..........................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
>> > 75. 110 Days..........................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
>> > 76. 1450 Days.........................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
>> > 77. 200 Days..........................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
>> > 78. <sniff>...........................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
>> > 79. Bertie the Bunyip is froging me...................: 5 0.7 0.3%
>> > 80. February 19 Puns..................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
>> > 81. Presidents' Day Puns..............................: 5 0.7 0.3%
>> > 82. 13 March Puns.....................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> > 83. 170 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> > 84. 190 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> > 85. 1st AMENDMENT PROTECTS TROLLS FROM BEING TOSed FRO: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> > 86. 25 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> > 87. 3 To The 1st, 3 To The 2nd Puns...................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> > 88. 3 To The First, 3 Squared Puns....................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> > 89. 3 To The Second, 3 To The First Puns..............: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> > 90. 3.1415926535 Puns.................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> > 91. 30 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> > 92. 8/2 Puns..........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> > 93. <crumble>.........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> > 94. British Puns......................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> > 95. Escaped WW2 chickens..............................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> > 96. FWD: Nationwide High School and College Database 4 0.6 0.2%
>> > 97. Fun Stuff for ****s without a life and work and Wa: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> > 98. I almost forgot...................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> > 99. Soccer Idea.......................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> >100. btw Dloyd perhaps one day callsign will be require: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> >101. group Moderator Please help.......................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> >102. newsgroup fa, net, etc............................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> >103. 10/2 Puns.........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>> >104. 120 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
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>> >111. 1st AMENDMENT PROTECTS TROLLS FROM BEING TOSed FRO: 3 0.4 0.2%
>> >112. 2 To The 3rd, 2 To The 1st Puns...................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>> >113. 2 To The 4th, 2 To The 1st Puns...................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>> >114. 2 To The First, 2 Cubed Puns......................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>> >115. 2/22/2222.........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>> >116. 230 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
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>> >122. FEbruary 14 Puns..................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>> >123. February 14 Puns..................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>> >124. Hatter 1337 Line Reactivated......................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>> >125. K Puns............................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>> >126. R Puns............................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>> >127. Speaking of Linux, or, Really, Just Speaking of Gu: 3 0.4 0.2%
>> >128. get goo...........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>> >129. i lapse...........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>> >130. # Puns............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
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>> >137. 2 To The 3rd, 2 To the 1st Puns...................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> >138. 2 To The Fourth, 2 To The First Puns..............: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> >139. 2 To The Third, 2 To The First Puns...............: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> >140. 2/20 Puns.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
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>> >154. Contract With The Future..........................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> >155. Dihydrogen Monoxide...............................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> >156. He Who Has a Recent Puncture Wound on His Thumb Sh: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> >157. I hate owels. They kiled and ate my frist wife....: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> >158. My Dream! Mr. T and Me!!!........................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> >159. Number Puns.......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> >160. Odd Signs.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> >161. Ping fellow LIST member...........................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> >162. Rob Cypher drops serious bombs Re: the whois of br: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> >163. S Puns............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> >164. September 31......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> >165. Space Marine......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> >166. The greatest man ever.............................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> >167. Warning! PERVERT ALERT! Capgun will try to eat you: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> >168. broadcasted songs could be a signal for aliens to : 2 0.3 0.1%
>> >169. 01/01/01..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >170. 03/05/07 Puns.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >171. 10 Days...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >172. 115 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >173. 1451 Days.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >174. 175 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >175. 180 DAYY..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >176. 1st AMENDMENT PROTECTS TROLLS FROM BEING TOSed FRO: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >177. 2 To The 1st, 2 To The 4th Puns...................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >178. 2/22/222..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >179. 2/22/242..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >180. 240 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >181. 270 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >182. 3 To The 1st. 3 To The 2nd Puns...................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >183. 3 To The 2, 3 To the 1 Puns.......................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >184. 3/1 Puns..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >185. 300 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >186. 336 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >187. 337 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >188. 35 DAYY...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >189. 350 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >190. 40 Days...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >191. 42/6 Puns.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >192. 570 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >193. 7 To The 4th Puns.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >194. 75 Days...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >195. Another Example of Why It's So Hard to Do Satire i: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >196. Asked The Guitarist What Key......................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >197. CW Skimmer........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >198. Core Values.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >199. Definitions.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >200. E.................................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >201. ESE EUROPEAN SCHOOL OF ECONOMICS PUBBLICITA INGANN: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >202. Extra Power (Slave)...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >203. Father's Day Puns.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >204. February 16 Puns..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >205. G Puns............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >206. Great sexy teens..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >207. Helen.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >208. Hot, OT...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >209. I got your number you *******.....................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >210. I screwed Barney!.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >211. KPuns.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >212. Letter Puns.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >213. March 9 Puns......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >214. Martin Luther King Day Puns.......................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >215. PING HILLSTROM....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >216. Pi Day Puns.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >217. Q Puns............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >218. Rob Cypher drops serious bombs Re: the whois of br: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >219. SGA--The buddy cop ep ("Midway" spoilers).........: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >220. Todd H brings disrespect to himself,to his parents: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >221. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >222. What typical age of ADH posters? Please just post : 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >223. Where's the poetry?...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >224. alt.drugs.hard has been assimilated into the colle: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >225. junkie obsesses over rob cypher's godliness (was: : 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >226. misfit - please stop..............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >227. newsgroup proposal - alt.dockerty.quacks..........: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >228. not for nothing obama.............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >229. obama drug, gay sex romp..........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >230. the whois of "Eaton T. Forbes" Re: How does Cypher: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >231. turdboy throws a fit (was: Re: some lame bullshit.: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> >232. you wannabe troll, CUJO, or whatever you're callin: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>
>> >Top 500 Bandwidth-Slurping Threads: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
>> >===========================================================================
>> > 1. Lent Puns.........................................: 481 68.7 10.5%
>> > 2. THE Humanity! Beer Prices Going UP................: 260 37.2 5.7%
>> > 3. We are taking over this group.....................: 221 31.6 4.8%
>> > 4. "Puns of the Weak" 10/20/00......................: 189 27.1 4.1%
>> > 5. Trials, Tribulations and Such.....................: 187 26.8 4.1%
>> > 6. Gimme a Post, Any Post, Come On, I Dare Ya........: 137 19.6 3.0%
>> > 7. 12 days...........................................: 132 18.9 2.9%
>> > 8. 2/22 Puns.........................................: 131 18.8 2.9%
>> > 9. Adventure.........................................: 110 15.8 2.4%
>> > 10. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD...............................: 82 11.7 1.8%
>> > 11. 19/2 Puns.........................................: 80 11.5 1.8%
>> > 12. Philosophy Quiz...................................: 79 11.3 1.7%
>> > 13. A few notes for outlaw and the rest of alt.drugs.h: 70 10.1 1.5%
>> > 14. todays word for the day...........................: 67 9.7 1.5%
>> > 15. Speaking of Linux, or, Really, Just Speaking of Gu: 64 9.3 1.4%
>> > 16. 18/2 Puns.........................................: 63 9.0 1.4%
>> > 17. 19 February Puns..................................: 58 8.4 1.3%
>> > 18. 18 February Puns..................................: 54 7.8 1.2%
>> > 19. 2/18 Puns.........................................: 48 6.9 1.1%
>> > 20. FlonkNews: Bicentennial Rat Storms in India and Ba: 45 6.5 1.0%
>> > 21. 17/2 Puns.........................................: 43 6.3 1.0%
>> > 22. ESE EUROPEAN SCHOOL OF ECONOMICS PUBBLICITA INGANN: 40 5.8 0.9%
>> > 23. 2 To The First, 2 To The Third Puns...............: 37 5.3 0.8%
>> > 24. 17 February Puns..................................: 36 5.3 0.8%
>> > 25. Alternate Fuel Cars...............................: 36 5.2 0.8%
>> > 26. I Was Just Watching A Movie On Cable And..........: 36 5.2 0.8%
>> > 27. 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375: 36 5.2 0.8%
>> > 28. LOL alt.drugs.hard tries blackmail on a black male: 36 5.2 0.8%
>> > 29. 2/19 Puns.........................................: 35 5.1 0.8%
>> > 30. 1st AMENDMENT PROTECTS TROLLS FROM BEING TOSed FRO: 35 5.0 0.8%
>> > 31. 2/17 Puns.........................................: 33 4.8 0.7%
>> > 32. February 15 Puns..................................: 33 4.7 0.7%
>> > 33. President's Day Puns..............................: 31 4.5 0.7%
>> > 34. 2/16 Puns.........................................: 30 4.4 0.7%
>> > 35. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 30 4.3 0.7%
>> > 36. Gimme an "F"!.....................................: 28 4.1 0.6%
>> > 37. Pakistani Election Day Puns.......................: 27 3.9 0.6%
>> > 38. "Puns of the Weak" 10/6/00........................: 26 3.8 0.6%
>> > 39. February 17 Puns..................................: 25 3.7 0.6%
>> > 40. 15/2 Puns.........................................: 25 3.6 0.6%
>> > 41. 1st AMENDMENT PROTECTS TROLLS FROM BEING TOSed FRO: 24 3.5 0.5%
>> > 42. 2 To The 3, 2 To The 1 Puns.......................: 24 3.5 0.5%
>> > 43. 2/15 Puns.........................................: 24 3.4 0.5%
>> > 44. 15 February Puns..................................: 23 3.4 0.5%
>> > 45. Someone Post Something, Anything..................: 23 3.3 0.5%
>> > 46. Speaking of Linux, or, Really, Just Speaking of Gu: 23 3.3 0.5%
>> > 47. I'm back..........................................: 22 3.2 0.5%
>> > 48. February 18 Puns..................................: 22 3.1 0.5%
>> > 49. You Walk In Your Bedroom..........................: 21 3.0 0.5%
>> > 50. Feedback / Criticism..............................: 20 3.0 0.5%
>> > 51. Elementary Integral Addition Point................: 20 2.9 0.4%
>> > 52. Happy Commie Martyrs' Day!........................: 20 2.9 0.4%
>> > 53. Bertie the Bunyip is froging me...................: 19 2.8 0.4%
>> > 54. Fun Stuff for ****s without a life and work and Wa: 19 2.8 0.4%
>> > 55. dear psychochicken (MOOOOO!)......................: 19 2.8 0.4%
>> > 56. February 22 Puns..................................: 19 2.8 0.4%
>> > 57. get kelp..........................................: 19 2.7 0.4%
>> > 58. 3 To The First, 3 To The Second Puns..............: 17 2.5 0.4%
>> > 59. Anteaters.........................................: 17 2.5 0.4%
>> > 60. February 13 Puns..................................: 17 2.5 0.4%
>> > 61. Valentines Day....................................: 17 2.5 0.4%
>> > 62. IGNORE CYPHERS GARBAGE............................: 17 2.4 0.4%
>> > 63. 3 To The 1, 3 To The 2 Puns.......................: 16 2.4 0.4%
>> > 64. Doin' Teh Duel....................................: 16 2.3 0.4%
>> > 65. 22/2 Puns.........................................: 15 2.2 0.3%
>> > 66. wankers.. the lot of you..........................: 15 2.2 0.3%
>> > 67. FlonkNews: Democracy in the Mountains of Pakistan.: 14 2.0 0.3%
>> > 68. 3 To The 2nd, 3 To The 1st Puns...................: 13 2.0 0.3%
>> > 69. Ash Wednesday Puns................................: 13 1.9 0.3%
>> > 70. 3/15 Puns.........................................: 13 1.9 0.3%
>> > 71. FWD: Nationwide High School and College Database 13 1.9 0.3%
>> > 72. 3/14 Puns.........................................: 13 1.9 0.3%
>> > 73. 3 Squared, 3 To The First Puns....................: 12 1.8 0.3%
>> > 74. 3 To The 2, 3 To The 1 Puns.......................: 12 1.8 0.3%
>> > 75. 8/2 Puns..........................................: 11 1.7 0.3%
>> > 76. 12 poast?.........................................: 11 1.6 0.3%
>> > 77. Cats Gotcha Fingahs?..............................: 11 1.6 0.3%
>> > 78. 1st AMENDMENT PROTECTS TROLLS FROM BEING TOSed FRO: 11 1.6 0.2%
>> > 79. bridge............................................: 11 1.6 0.2%
>> > 80. Soccer Idea.......................................: 10 1.6 0.2%
>> > 81. February 19 Puns..................................: 10 1.5 0.2%
>> > 82. 2/22/22...........................................: 10 1.5 0.2%
>> > 83. My Dream! Mr. T and Me!!!........................: 10 1.5 0.2%
>> > 84. 22 February Puns..................................: 9 1.4 0.2%
>> > 85. 3 To The 1st, 3 To The 2nd Puns...................: 9 1.4 0.2%
>> > 86. Adobe Bought Flash?...............................: 9 1.3 0.2%
>> > 87. Presidents' Day Puns..............................: 9 1.3 0.2%
>> > 88. Hatter 1337 Line Reactivated......................: 9 1.3 0.2%
>> > 89. 3 To The First, 3 Squared Puns....................: 8 1.3 0.2%
>> > 90. 1st AMENDMENT PROTECTS TROLLS FROM BEING TOSed FRO: 8 1.2 0.2%
>> > 91. group Moderator Please help.......................: 8 1.2 0.2%
>> > 92. 2 To The First, 2 Cubed Puns......................: 8 1.2 0.2%
>> > 93. newsgroup fa, net, etc............................: 8 1.2 0.2%
>> > 94. 03/04/05 Puns.....................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
>> > 95. Ping fellow LIST member...........................: 8 1.2 0.2%
>> > 96. 10/2 Puns.........................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
>> > 97. broadcasted songs could be a signal for aliens to : 7 1.1 0.2%
>> > 98. you wannabe troll, CUJO, or whatever you're callin: 7 1.1 0.2%
>> > 99. junkie obsesses over rob cypher's godliness (was: : 7 1.1 0.2%
>> >100. 2 To The 3rd, 2 To The 1st Puns...................: 7 1.1 0.2%
>> >101. 3.1415926535 Puns.................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
>> >102. 3 To The Second, 3 To The First Puns..............: 7 1.1 0.2%
>> >103. 1450 Days.........................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
>> >104. btw Dloyd perhaps one day callsign will be require: 7 1.0 0.2%
>> >105. 200 Days..........................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
>> >106. <crumble>.........................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
>> >107. Escaped WW2 chickens..............................: 7 1.0 0.2%
>> >108. 110 Days..........................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
>> >109. FEbruary 14 Puns..................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
>> >110. 105 Days..........................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
>> >111. 2 To The 3rd, 2 To the 1st Puns...................: 7 1.0 0.2%
>> >112. British Puns......................................: 6 1.0 0.1%
>> >113. 13 March Puns.....................................: 6 1.0 0.1%
>> >114. <sniff>...........................................: 6 1.0 0.1%
>> >115. I almost forgot...................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
>> >116. K Puns............................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
>> >117. Another Example of Why It's So Hard to Do Satire i: 6 0.9 0.1%
>> >118. 14/3 Puns.........................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
>> >119. Contract With The Future..........................: 6 0.9 0.1%
>> >120. 170 Days..........................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
>> >121. R Puns............................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
>> >122. 30 Days...........................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
>> >123. 190 Days..........................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
>> >124. 25 Days...........................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
>> >125. 2 To The 4th, 2 To The 1st Puns...................: 5 0.8 0.1%
>> >126. September 31......................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
>> >127. get goo...........................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
>> >128. February 14 Puns..................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
>> >129. Extra Power (Slave)...............................: 5 0.8 0.1%
>> >130. Number Puns.......................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
>> >131. 15 Days...........................................: 5 0.7 0.1%
>> >132. S Puns............................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
>> >133. 2/20 Puns.........................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
>> >134. i lapse...........................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
>> >135. CW Skimmer........................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
>> >136. 250 Days..........................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
>> >137. 320 Days..........................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
>> >138. 130 Days..........................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
>> >139. # Puns............................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>> >140. Dihydrogen Monoxide...............................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>> >141. 150 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>> >142. 290 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>> >143. 140 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>> >144. 230 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>> >145. 70 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>> >146. 260 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>> >147. 2/22/2222.........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>> >148. 160 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>> >149. 120 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>> >150. 14 March Puns.....................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>> >151. Warning! PERVERT ALERT! Capgun will try to eat you: 4 0.6 0.1%
>> >152. 360 Days..........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
>> >153. Odd Signs.........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
>> >154. The greatest man ever.............................: 3 0.5 0.1%
>> >155. I hate owels. They kiled and ate my frist wife....: 3 0.5 0.1%
>> >156. 60 Days...........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
>> >157. He Who Has a Recent Puncture Wound on His Thumb Sh: 3 0.5 0.1%
>> >158. 20 Days...........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
>> >159. 2 To The Fourth, 2 To The First Puns..............: 3 0.5 0.1%
>> >160. 1st AMENDMENT PROTECTS TROLLS FROM BEING TOSed FRO: 3 0.5 0.1%
>> >161. Space Marine......................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
>> >162. 220 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
>> >163. 180 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
>> >164. 340 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
>> >165. Where's the poetry?...............................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>> >166. 165 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>> >167. 35 Days...........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>> >168. 310 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>> >169. 65 Days...........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>> >170. 80 Days...........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>> >171. 195 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>> >172. 210 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>> >173. 5 Days............................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>> >174. 55 Days...........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>> >175. Hot, OT...........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>> >176. 2 To The Third, 2 To The First Puns...............: 2 0.4 0.1%
>> >177. 100 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>> >178. Rob Cypher drops serious bombs Re: the whois of br: 2 0.4 0.1%
>> >179. newsgroup proposal - alt.dockerty.quacks..........: 2 0.4 0.1%
>> >180. Helen.............................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>> >181. E.................................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>> >182. What typical age of ADH posters? Please just post : 2 0.4 0.1%
>> >183. 3/1 Puns..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>> >184. 03/05/07 Puns.....................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> >185. Great sexy teens..................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> >186. misfit - please stop..............................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> >187. Definitions.......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> >188. the whois of "Eaton T. Forbes" Re: How does Cypher: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> >189. 3 To The 2, 3 To the 1 Puns.......................: 2 0.3 0.0%
>> >190. Pi Day Puns.......................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
>> >191. 2 To The 1st, 2 To The 4th Puns...................: 2 0.3 0.0%
>> >192. KPuns.............................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
>> >193. turdboy throws a fit (was: Re: some lame bullshit.: 2 0.3 0.0%
>> >194. 42/6 Puns.........................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
>> >195. Martin Luther King Day Puns.......................: 2 0.3 0.0%
>> >196. G Puns............................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
>> >197. Asked The Guitarist What Key......................: 1 0.3 0.0%
>> >198. SGA--The buddy cop ep ("Midway" spoilers).........: 1 0.3 0.0%
>> >199. Letter Puns.......................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
>> >200. not for nothing obama.............................: 1 0.3 0.0%
>> >201. 01/01/01..........................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
>> >202. 7 To The 4th Puns.................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
>> >203. Q Puns............................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
>> >204. March 9 Puns......................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> >205. 3 To The 1st. 3 To The 2nd Puns...................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> >206. Rob Cypher drops serious bombs Re: the whois of br: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> >207. Core Values.......................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> >208. alt.drugs.hard has been assimilated into the colle: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> >209. February 16 Puns..................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> >210. 40 Days...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> >211. 10 Days...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> >212. Todd H brings disrespect to himself,to his parents: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> >213. 270 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> >214. 75 Days...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> >215. Father's Day Puns.................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> >216. 240 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> >217. 175 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> >218. 300 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> >219. 350 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> >220. 2/22/222..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> >221. 115 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> >222. 336 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> >223. 337 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> >224. 570 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> >225. 2/22/242..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> >226. 1451 Days.........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> >227. 35 DAYY...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> >228. 180 DAYY..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> >229. obama drug, gay sex romp..........................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> >230. I got your number you *******.....................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> >231. PING HILLSTROM....................................: 0 0.1 0.0%
>> >232. I screwed Barney!.................................: 0 0.1 0.0%
>>
>> >Top 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
>> >===============================================================
>> > 1. Rob Cypher................................................: 41.4%
>> > 2. Anonymous Sender..........................................: 36.4%
>> > 3. DB01......................................................: 35.5%
>> > 4. Jose......................................................: 32.0%
>> > 5. Sharon B..................................................: 29.9%
>> > 6. an old friend.............................................: 29.8%
>> > 7. crookedjunk...............................................: 28.0%
>> > 8. K . A . Cannon............................................: 27.8%
>> > 9. Douglas D. Anderson.......................................: 27.1%
>> > 10. TheBookman................................................: 26.9%
>>
>> >Bottom 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
>> >==================================================================
>> > 1. Stell.....................................................: 1.4%
>> > 2. J . Raoul Xemblinosky.....................................: 4.1%
>> > 3. ah........................................................: 4.1%
>> > 4. Tim Weaver................................................: 5.4%
>> > 5. mixed nuts................................................: 8.4%
>> > 6. Dennis M. Hammes..........................................: 9.8%
>> > 7. Bertie the Bunyip.........................................: 10.2%
>> > 8. Shirley...................................................: 11.5%
>> > 9. pscissons.................................................: 11.6%
>> > 10. psykoexgirlfriend.........................................: 12.2%
>>
>> >Top 10 Crossposting Groups: Posts in Group
>> >==========================================
>> > 1. demon.local..................................................: 1261
>> > 2. mn.humor.....................................................: 1227
>> > 3. alt.humor....................................................: 1192
>> > 4. alt.humor.puns...............................................: 1091
>> > 5. rec.humor....................................................: 368
>> > 6. alt.usenet.kooks.............................................: 305
>> > 7. bit.listserv.autism..........................................: 265
>> > 8. alt.countrystuff.............................................: 133
>> > 9. alt.talk.bollocks............................................: 108
>> > 10. rec.arts.poems...............................................: 96
>>
>> >====================================================
>> >End of stats for alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>>
>> Good to see I am back in the top 3, not counting the bots.
>>
>Let's celebrate at the party.

I here Weaver is bringing b00bie flicks

--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2

 

[mimus]

On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 16:48:37 -0800, Aratzio wrote:

> On Sat, 23 Feb 2008 00:03:40 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Usenet Stats Poster
> <stats@lies.damn.lies> got double secret probation for writing:
>
>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>
>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>
>>Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>>Stats Were Taken..........: Sat, 23 Feb 2008 00:00:00 GMT
>>Stats Begin...............: Sat, 16 Feb 2008 00:03:22 GMT
>>Stats End.................: Fri, 22 Feb 2008 23:23:40 GMT
>>Days......................: 7
>>Total No. of Articles.....: 1870
>>Total No. of Characters...: 4682173
>>Total Volume..............: 4572
>>Messages Per Day..........: 267.1
>>Characters Per Day........: 668881.9
>>Average Daily Volume......: 653 kB
>>Total Posters This Week...: 105
>>Messages with Sigs........: 16.58%
>>Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 35.48%
>>Original Content Rating...: 21.35%
>>
>>Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>===============================================================
>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 1036 148.0 55.4%
>> 2. nemo..............................................: 161 23.0 8.6%
>> 3. dave hillstrom....................................: 110 15.7 5.9%
>> 4. mimus.............................................: 74 10.6 4.0%
>> 5. Aratzio...........................................: 61 8.7 3.3%
>> 6. Tim Weaver........................................: 22 3.1 1.2%
>> 7. Edward Teach......................................: 21 3.0 1.1%
>> 8. Slipped Moebius...................................: 21 3.0 1.1%
>> 9. Shirley...........................................: 18 2.6 1.0%
>> 10. psykoexgirlfriend.................................: 18 2.6 1.0%
>> 11. BuZZard...........................................: 17 2.4 0.9%
>> 12. mixed nuts........................................: 17 2.4 0.9%
>> 13. Wavy..............................................: 15 2.1 0.8%
>> 14. Dennis M. Hammes..................................: 12 1.7 0.6%
>> 15. pscissons.........................................: 12 1.7 0.6%
>> 16. PsychoChicken.....................................: 11 1.6 0.6%
>> 17. DB01..............................................: 9 1.3 0.5%
>> 18. Jose..............................................: 9 1.3 0.5%
>> 19. Douglas D. Anderson...............................: 7 1.0 0.4%
>> 20. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f?=...............: 7 1.0 0.4%
>> 21. Sharon B..........................................: 7 1.0 0.4%
>> 22. ah................................................: 7 1.0 0.4%
>> 23. Steve Leyland.....................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
>> 24. Anonymous Sender..................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
>> 25. BostonBlackie©....................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
>> 26. Dr-de-Bauche......................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
>> 27. K . A . Cannon....................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
>> 28. Rob Cypher........................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
>> 29. The 2-Belo........................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
>> 30. TheBookman........................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
>> 31. an old friend.....................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
>> 32. Stell.............................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
>> 33. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
>> 34. J . Raoul Xemblinosky.............................: 5 0.7 0.3%
>> 35. crookedjunk.......................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
>> 36. mariposas rand mair fheal.........................: 5 0.7 0.3%
>> 37. Buzzrad_Goo_Goobler@ToothFairy.com................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> 38. DAB...............................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> 39. Paul {Hamilton Rooney}............................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> 40. ~misfit~..........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> 41. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> 42. Archie Leach......................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>> 43. Cyberiade . it Anonymous Remailer.................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>> 44. MorgAnn...........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>> 45. Sir F . A . Rien..................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>> 46. an old friend.....................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>> 47. an_old_friend.....................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>> 48. don100024.........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>> 49. greenwire.........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>> 50. miguel............................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>> 51. CountryStuff......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> 52. Ferd Berfle.......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> 53. an old fiend......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> 54. Downchild.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> 55. God...............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> 56. Meat Plow.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> 57. Peter J Ross......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> 58. PorkRhino.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> 59. Steady Eddy.......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> 60. WeeSaul...........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> 61. daito.............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> 62. freddy............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> 63. hayesstw..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> 64. p-stickney........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> 65. rmblackley........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> 66. spooge............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> 67. the messenjah.....................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> 68. Andyfothershops...................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 69. Daniel Who Wants to Know..........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 70. Don H.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 71. Douglas D. Anderson...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 72. H.................................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 73. Jim Langston......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 74. John \"C\.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 75. Marilyn...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 76. Marvel............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 77. Mike hunt.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 78. Tommy.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 79. We're Just A Couple Of Freaky Gay Jews!...........: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 80. Will Dockery......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 81. freek.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 82. ggamble...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 83. no surrender......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 84. =?iso-8859-1?B?Wv9SaVg=?=.........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 85. Ampers Taylor.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 86. Bart Goddard......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 87. Benj..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 88. Gary L . Burnore..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 89. George............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 90. Mick..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 91. Miles.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 92. Retired VIP.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 93. Sir Arthur CB Wholeflaffers ASA...................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 94. The Eclectician...................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 95. Usenet Rulez......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 96. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 97. an old friend.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 98. doug lilley.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 99. etf of the clique.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>100. joandarc or joan930...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>101. lyricaljohnnny....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>102. mario sempronio...................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>103. mrstrellis........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>104. spam..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>105. the long con......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>
>>Top 500 Bandwidth-Slurping Posters: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
>>===========================================================================
>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 2049 292.8 44.8%
>> 2. nemo..............................................: 357 51.1 7.8%
>> 3. dave hillstrom....................................: 275 39.3 6.0%
>> 4. mimus.............................................: 232 33.2 5.1%
>> 5. Aratzio...........................................: 152 21.8 3.3%
>> 6. Tim Weaver........................................: 84 12.0 1.8%
>> 7. Edward Teach......................................: 78 11.2 1.7%
>> 8. Wavy..............................................: 70 10.0 1.5%
>> 9. Shirley...........................................: 58 8.3 1.3%
>> 10. mixed nuts........................................: 55 7.9 1.2%
>> 11. Dennis M. Hammes..................................: 54 7.8 1.2%
>> 12. Stell.............................................: 48 6.9 1.1%
>> 13. Slipped Moebius...................................: 47 6.8 1.0%
>> 14. BuZZard...........................................: 46 6.6 1.0%
>> 15. psykoexgirlfriend.................................: 41 6.0 0.9%
>> 16. J . Raoul Xemblinosky.............................: 40 5.8 0.9%
>> 17. mario sempronio...................................: 40 5.8 0.9%
>> 18. DAB...............................................: 40 5.8 0.9%
>> 19. Steve Leyland.....................................: 38 5.5 0.8%
>> 20. pscissons.........................................: 36 5.2 0.8%
>> 21. Jose..............................................: 35 5.1 0.8%
>> 22. PsychoChicken.....................................: 31 4.5 0.7%
>> 23. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 30 4.3 0.7%
>> 24. The 2-Belo........................................: 27 3.9 0.6%
>> 25. TheBookman........................................: 23 3.3 0.5%
>> 26. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f?=...............: 21 3.1 0.5%
>> 27. BostonBlackie©....................................: 21 3.1 0.5%
>> 28. DB01..............................................: 21 3.0 0.5%
>> 29. mariposas rand mair fheal.........................: 21 3.0 0.5%
>> 30. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 20 2.9 0.4%
>> 31. Dr-de-Bauche......................................: 19 2.8 0.4%
>> 32. Rob Cypher........................................: 19 2.7 0.4%
>> 33. Ferd Berfle.......................................: 18 2.7 0.4%
>> 34. miguel............................................: 17 2.5 0.4%
>> 35. greenwire.........................................: 16 2.3 0.4%
>> 36. ah................................................: 15 2.3 0.3%
>> 37. Sharon B..........................................: 15 2.2 0.3%
>> 38. crookedjunk.......................................: 15 2.2 0.3%
>> 39. K . A . Cannon....................................: 15 2.1 0.3%
>> 40. Marilyn...........................................: 14 2.0 0.3%
>> 41. ~misfit~..........................................: 13 1.9 0.3%
>> 42. Douglas D. Anderson...............................: 13 1.9 0.3%
>> 43. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 12 1.8 0.3%
>> 44. Paul {Hamilton Rooney}............................: 11 1.6 0.3%
>> 45. an old friend.....................................: 11 1.6 0.2%
>> 46. Anonymous Sender..................................: 10 1.5 0.2%
>> 47. don100024.........................................: 10 1.5 0.2%
>> 48. MorgAnn...........................................: 10 1.4 0.2%
>> 49. Sir F . A . Rien..................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
>> 50. Downchild.........................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
>> 51. Buzzrad_Goo_Goobler@ToothFairy.com................: 8 1.2 0.2%
>> 52. Archie Leach......................................: 8 1.1 0.2%
>> 53. Usenet Rulez......................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
>> 54. God...............................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
>> 55. an old friend.....................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
>> 56. WeeSaul...........................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
>> 57. an_old_friend.....................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
>> 58. spooge............................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
>> 59. Steady Eddy.......................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
>> 60. Meat Plow.........................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
>> 61. the messenjah.....................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
>> 62. Cyberiade . it Anonymous Remailer.................: 5 0.8 0.1%
>> 63. Sir Arthur CB Wholeflaffers ASA...................: 4 0.7 0.1%
>> 64. rmblackley........................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
>> 65. lyricaljohnnny....................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
>> 66. an old fiend......................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>> 67. hayesstw..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>> 68. PorkRhino.........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>> 69. p-stickney........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>> 70. the long con......................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
>> 71. =?iso-8859-1?B?Wv9SaVg=?=.........................: 3 0.5 0.1%
>> 72. no surrender......................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
>> 73. Andyfothershops...................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
>> 74. Peter J Ross......................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
>> 75. daito.............................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
>> 76. freddy............................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
>> 77. H.................................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>> 78. Will Dockery......................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>> 79. Ampers Taylor.....................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>> 80. doug lilley.......................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>> 81. CountryStuff......................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>> 82. Bart Goddard......................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>> 83. Don H.............................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>> 84. Gary L . Burnore..................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>> 85. etf of the clique.................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> 86. ggamble...........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> 87. Daniel Who Wants to Know..........................: 2 0.3 0.0%
>> 88. Miles.............................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
>> 89. We're Just A Couple Of Freaky Gay Jews!...........: 2 0.3 0.0%
>> 90. Jim Langston......................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
>> 91. Benj..............................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
>> 92. Mike hunt.........................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
>> 93. Marvel............................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
>> 94. mrstrellis........................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
>> 95. John \"C\.........................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
>> 96. Mick..............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> 97. freek.............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> 98. an old friend.....................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> 99. Retired VIP.......................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>100. spam..............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>101. Tommy.............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>102. joandarc or joan930...............................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>103. George............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>104. The Eclectician...................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>105. Douglas D. Anderson...............................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>
>>Top 500 Popular Threads: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>==============================================================
>> 1. Lent Puns.........................................: 252 36.0 13.5%
>> 2. THE Humanity! Beer Prices Going UP................: 78 11.1 4.2%
>> 3. "Puns of the Weak" 10/20/00......................: 64 9.1 3.4%
>> 4. We are taking over this group.....................: 64 9.1 3.4%
>> 5. 2/22 Puns.........................................: 59 8.4 3.2%
>> 6. 12 days...........................................: 58 8.3 3.1%
>> 7. Adventure.........................................: 39 5.6 2.1%
>> 8. 19/2 Puns.........................................: 34 4.9 1.8%
>> 9. 18 February Puns..................................: 33 4.7 1.8%
>> 10. Philosophy Quiz...................................: 32 4.6 1.7%
>> 11. 18/2 Puns.........................................: 30 4.3 1.6%
>> 12. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD...............................: 30 4.3 1.6%
>> 13. 2/18 Puns.........................................: 27 3.9 1.4%
>> 14. Gimme a Post, Any Post, Come On, I Dare Ya........: 27 3.9 1.4%
>> 15. todays word for the day...........................: 27 3.9 1.4%
>> 16. 19 February Puns..................................: 25 3.6 1.3%
>> 17. 17/2 Puns.........................................: 23 3.3 1.2%
>> 18. A few notes for outlaw and the rest of alt.drugs.h: 21 3.0 1.1%
>> 19. 17 February Puns..................................: 20 2.9 1.1%
>> 20. 2/17 Puns.........................................: 19 2.7 1.0%
>> 21. 2/19 Puns.........................................: 18 2.6 1.0%
>> 22. 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375: 18 2.6 1.0%
>> 23. I Was Just Watching A Movie On Cable And..........: 18 2.6 1.0%
>> 24. 2 To The First, 2 To The Third Puns...............: 17 2.4 0.9%
>> 25. Trials, Tribulations and Such.....................: 17 2.4 0.9%
>> 26. Alternate Fuel Cars...............................: 16 2.3 0.9%
>> 27. February 15 Puns..................................: 16 2.3 0.9%
>> 28. Pakistani Election Day Puns.......................: 16 2.3 0.9%
>> 29. President's Day Puns..............................: 16 2.3 0.9%
>> 30. 2/16 Puns.........................................: 15 2.1 0.8%
>> 31. 2/15 Puns.........................................: 14 2.0 0.7%
>> 32. February 17 Puns..................................: 14 2.0 0.7%
>> 33. FlonkNews: Bicentennial Rat Storms in India and Ba: 14 2.0 0.7%
>> 34. 15 February Puns..................................: 13 1.9 0.7%
>> 35. 15/2 Puns.........................................: 13 1.9 0.7%
>> 36. February 18 Puns..................................: 13 1.9 0.7%
>> 37. "Puns of the Weak" 10/6/00........................: 12 1.7 0.6%
>> 38. Gimme an "F"!.....................................: 12 1.7 0.6%
>> 39. Someone Post Something, Anything..................: 12 1.7 0.6%
>> 40. I'm back..........................................: 11 1.6 0.6%
>> 41. You Walk In Your Bedroom..........................: 11 1.6 0.6%
>> 42. 2 To The 3, 2 To The 1 Puns.......................: 10 1.4 0.5%
>> 43. 22/2 Puns.........................................: 10 1.4 0.5%
>> 44. Elementary Integral Addition Point................: 10 1.4 0.5%
>> 45. Feedback / Criticism..............................: 10 1.4 0.5%
>> 46. Happy Commie Martyrs' Day!........................: 10 1.4 0.5%
>> 47. wankers.. the lot of you..........................: 10 1.4 0.5%
>> 48. 1st AMENDMENT PROTECTS TROLLS FROM BEING TOSed FRO: 9 1.3 0.5%
>> 49. 3 To The 1, 3 To The 2 Puns.......................: 9 1.3 0.5%
>> 50. 3 To The First, 3 To The Second Puns..............: 9 1.3 0.5%
>> 51. February 22 Puns..................................: 9 1.3 0.5%
>> 52. Speaking of Linux, or, Really, Just Speaking of Gu: 9 1.3 0.5%
>> 53. get kelp..........................................: 9 1.3 0.5%
>> 54. 1st AMENDMENT PROTECTS TROLLS FROM BEING TOSed FRO: 8 1.1 0.4%
>> 55. 2/22/22...........................................: 8 1.1 0.4%
>> 56. Cats Gotcha Fingahs?..............................: 8 1.1 0.4%
>> 57. Doin' Teh Duel....................................: 8 1.1 0.4%
>> 58. IGNORE CYPHERS GARBAGE............................: 8 1.1 0.4%
>> 59. LOL alt.drugs.hard tries blackmail on a black male: 8 1.1 0.4%
>> 60. Valentines Day....................................: 8 1.1 0.4%
>> 61. 12 poast?.........................................: 7 1.0 0.4%
>> 62. 3 Squared, 3 To The First Puns....................: 7 1.0 0.4%
>> 63. 3/15 Puns.........................................: 7 1.0 0.4%
>> 64. Anteaters.........................................: 7 1.0 0.4%
>> 65. Ash Wednesday Puns................................: 7 1.0 0.4%
>> 66. February 13 Puns..................................: 7 1.0 0.4%
>> 67. FlonkNews: Democracy in the Mountains of Pakistan.: 7 1.0 0.4%
>> 68. 22 February Puns..................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
>> 69. 3 To The 2, 3 To The 1 Puns.......................: 6 0.9 0.3%
>> 70. 3 To The 2nd, 3 To The 1st Puns...................: 6 0.9 0.3%
>> 71. 3/14 Puns.........................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
>> 72. bridge............................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
>> 73. dear psychochicken (MOOOOO!)......................: 6 0.9 0.3%
>> 74. 105 Days..........................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
>> 75. 110 Days..........................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
>> 76. 1450 Days.........................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
>> 77. 200 Days..........................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
>> 78. <sniff>...........................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
>> 79. Bertie the Bunyip is froging me...................: 5 0.7 0.3%
>> 80. February 19 Puns..................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
>> 81. Presidents' Day Puns..............................: 5 0.7 0.3%
>> 82. 13 March Puns.....................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> 83. 170 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> 84. 190 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> 85. 1st AMENDMENT PROTECTS TROLLS FROM BEING TOSed FRO: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> 86. 25 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> 87. 3 To The 1st, 3 To The 2nd Puns...................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> 88. 3 To The First, 3 Squared Puns....................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> 89. 3 To The Second, 3 To The First Puns..............: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> 90. 3.1415926535 Puns.................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> 91. 30 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> 92. 8/2 Puns..........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> 93. <crumble>.........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> 94. British Puns......................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> 95. Escaped WW2 chickens..............................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> 96. FWD: Nationwide High School and College Database 4 0.6 0.2%
>> 97. Fun Stuff for ****s without a life and work and Wa: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> 98. I almost forgot...................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> 99. Soccer Idea.......................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>>100. btw Dloyd perhaps one day callsign will be require: 4 0.6 0.2%
>>101. group Moderator Please help.......................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>>102. newsgroup fa, net, etc............................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>>103. 10/2 Puns.........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>104. 120 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>105. 130 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>106. 14 March Puns.....................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>107. 140 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>108. 15 Days...........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>109. 150 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>110. 160 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>111. 1st AMENDMENT PROTECTS TROLLS FROM BEING TOSed FRO: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>112. 2 To The 3rd, 2 To The 1st Puns...................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>113. 2 To The 4th, 2 To The 1st Puns...................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>114. 2 To The First, 2 Cubed Puns......................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>115. 2/22/2222.........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>116. 230 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>117. 250 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>118. 260 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>119. 290 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>120. 320 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>121. 70 Days...........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>122. FEbruary 14 Puns..................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>123. February 14 Puns..................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>124. Hatter 1337 Line Reactivated......................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>125. K Puns............................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>126. R Puns............................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>127. Speaking of Linux, or, Really, Just Speaking of Gu: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>128. get goo...........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>129. i lapse...........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>130. # Puns............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>131. 03/04/05 Puns.....................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>132. 100 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>133. 14/3 Puns.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>134. 165 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>135. 180 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>136. 195 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>137. 2 To The 3rd, 2 To the 1st Puns...................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>138. 2 To The Fourth, 2 To The First Puns..............: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>139. 2 To The Third, 2 To The First Puns...............: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>140. 2/20 Puns.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>141. 20 Days...........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>142. 210 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>143. 220 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>144. 310 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>145. 340 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>146. 35 Days...........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>147. 360 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>148. 5 Days............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>149. 55 Days...........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>150. 60 Days...........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>151. 65 Days...........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>152. 80 Days...........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>153. Adobe Bought Flash?...............................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>154. Contract With The Future..........................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>155. Dihydrogen Monoxide...............................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>156. He Who Has a Recent Puncture Wound on His Thumb Sh: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>157. I hate owels. They kiled and ate my frist wife....: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>158. My Dream! Mr. T and Me!!!........................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>159. Number Puns.......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>160. Odd Signs.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>161. Ping fellow LIST member...........................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>162. Rob Cypher drops serious bombs Re: the whois of br: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>163. S Puns............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>164. September 31......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>165. Space Marine......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>166. The greatest man ever.............................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>167. Warning! PERVERT ALERT! Capgun will try to eat you: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>168. broadcasted songs could be a signal for aliens to : 2 0.3 0.1%
>>169. 01/01/01..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>170. 03/05/07 Puns.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>171. 10 Days...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>172. 115 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>173. 1451 Days.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>174. 175 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>175. 180 DAYY..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>176. 1st AMENDMENT PROTECTS TROLLS FROM BEING TOSed FRO: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>177. 2 To The 1st, 2 To The 4th Puns...................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>178. 2/22/222..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>179. 2/22/242..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>180. 240 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>181. 270 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>182. 3 To The 1st. 3 To The 2nd Puns...................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>183. 3 To The 2, 3 To the 1 Puns.......................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>184. 3/1 Puns..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>185. 300 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>186. 336 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>187. 337 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>188. 35 DAYY...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>189. 350 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>190. 40 Days...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>191. 42/6 Puns.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>192. 570 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>193. 7 To The 4th Puns.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>194. 75 Days...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>195. Another Example of Why It's So Hard to Do Satire i: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>196. Asked The Guitarist What Key......................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>197. CW Skimmer........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>198. Core Values.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>199. Definitions.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>200. E.................................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>201. ESE EUROPEAN SCHOOL OF ECONOMICS PUBBLICITA INGANN: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>202. Extra Power (Slave)...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>203. Father's Day Puns.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>204. February 16 Puns..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>205. G Puns............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>206. Great sexy teens..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>207. Helen.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>208. Hot, OT...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>209. I got your number you *******.....................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>210. I screwed Barney!.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>211. KPuns.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>212. Letter Puns.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>213. March 9 Puns......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>214. Martin Luther King Day Puns.......................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>215. PING HILLSTROM....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>216. Pi Day Puns.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>217. Q Puns............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>218. Rob Cypher drops serious bombs Re: the whois of br: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>219. SGA--The buddy cop ep ("Midway" spoilers).........: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>220. Todd H brings disrespect to himself,to his parents: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>221. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>222. What typical age of ADH posters? Please just post : 1 0.1 0.1%
>>223. Where's the poetry?...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>224. alt.drugs.hard has been assimilated into the colle: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>225. junkie obsesses over rob cypher's godliness (was: : 1 0.1 0.1%
>>226. misfit - please stop..............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>227. newsgroup proposal - alt.dockerty.quacks..........: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>228. not for nothing obama.............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>229. obama drug, gay sex romp..........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>230. the whois of "Eaton T. Forbes" Re: How does Cypher: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>231. turdboy throws a fit (was: Re: some lame bullshit.: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>232. you wannabe troll, CUJO, or whatever you're callin: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>
>>Top 500 Bandwidth-Slurping Threads: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
>>===========================================================================
>> 1. Lent Puns.........................................: 481 68.7 10.5%
>> 2. THE Humanity! Beer Prices Going UP................: 260 37.2 5.7%
>> 3. We are taking over this group.....................: 221 31.6 4.8%
>> 4. "Puns of the Weak" 10/20/00......................: 189 27.1 4.1%
>> 5. Trials, Tribulations and Such.....................: 187 26.8 4.1%
>> 6. Gimme a Post, Any Post, Come On, I Dare Ya........: 137 19.6 3.0%
>> 7. 12 days...........................................: 132 18.9 2.9%
>> 8. 2/22 Puns.........................................: 131 18.8 2.9%
>> 9. Adventure.........................................: 110 15.8 2.4%
>> 10. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD...............................: 82 11.7 1.8%
>> 11. 19/2 Puns.........................................: 80 11.5 1.8%
>> 12. Philosophy Quiz...................................: 79 11.3 1.7%
>> 13. A few notes for outlaw and the rest of alt.drugs.h: 70 10.1 1.5%
>> 14. todays word for the day...........................: 67 9.7 1.5%
>> 15. Speaking of Linux, or, Really, Just Speaking of Gu: 64 9.3 1.4%
>> 16. 18/2 Puns.........................................: 63 9.0 1.4%
>> 17. 19 February Puns..................................: 58 8.4 1.3%
>> 18. 18 February Puns..................................: 54 7.8 1.2%
>> 19. 2/18 Puns.........................................: 48 6.9 1.1%
>> 20. FlonkNews: Bicentennial Rat Storms in India and Ba: 45 6.5 1.0%
>> 21. 17/2 Puns.........................................: 43 6.3 1.0%
>> 22. ESE EUROPEAN SCHOOL OF ECONOMICS PUBBLICITA INGANN: 40 5.8 0.9%
>> 23. 2 To The First, 2 To The Third Puns...............: 37 5.3 0.8%
>> 24. 17 February Puns..................................: 36 5.3 0.8%
>> 25. Alternate Fuel Cars...............................: 36 5.2 0.8%
>> 26. I Was Just Watching A Movie On Cable And..........: 36 5.2 0.8%
>> 27. 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375: 36 5.2 0.8%
>> 28. LOL alt.drugs.hard tries blackmail on a black male: 36 5.2 0.8%
>> 29. 2/19 Puns.........................................: 35 5.1 0.8%
>> 30. 1st AMENDMENT PROTECTS TROLLS FROM BEING TOSed FRO: 35 5.0 0.8%
>> 31. 2/17 Puns.........................................: 33 4.8 0.7%
>> 32. February 15 Puns..................................: 33 4.7 0.7%
>> 33. President's Day Puns..............................: 31 4.5 0.7%
>> 34. 2/16 Puns.........................................: 30 4.4 0.7%
>> 35. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 30 4.3 0.7%
>> 36. Gimme an "F"!.....................................: 28 4.1 0.6%
>> 37. Pakistani Election Day Puns.......................: 27 3.9 0.6%
>> 38. "Puns of the Weak" 10/6/00........................: 26 3.8 0.6%
>> 39. February 17 Puns..................................: 25 3.7 0.6%
>> 40. 15/2 Puns.........................................: 25 3.6 0.6%
>> 41. 1st AMENDMENT PROTECTS TROLLS FROM BEING TOSed FRO: 24 3.5 0.5%
>> 42. 2 To The 3, 2 To The 1 Puns.......................: 24 3.5 0.5%
>> 43. 2/15 Puns.........................................: 24 3.4 0.5%
>> 44. 15 February Puns..................................: 23 3.4 0.5%
>> 45. Someone Post Something, Anything..................: 23 3.3 0.5%
>> 46. Speaking of Linux, or, Really, Just Speaking of Gu: 23 3.3 0.5%
>> 47. I'm back..........................................: 22 3.2 0.5%
>> 48. February 18 Puns..................................: 22 3.1 0.5%
>> 49. You Walk In Your Bedroom..........................: 21 3.0 0.5%
>> 50. Feedback / Criticism..............................: 20 3.0 0.5%
>> 51. Elementary Integral Addition Point................: 20 2.9 0.4%
>> 52. Happy Commie Martyrs' Day!........................: 20 2.9 0.4%
>> 53. Bertie the Bunyip is froging me...................: 19 2.8 0.4%
>> 54. Fun Stuff for ****s without a life and work and Wa: 19 2.8 0.4%
>> 55. dear psychochicken (MOOOOO!)......................: 19 2.8 0.4%
>> 56. February 22 Puns..................................: 19 2.8 0.4%
>> 57. get kelp..........................................: 19 2.7 0.4%
>> 58. 3 To The First, 3 To The Second Puns..............: 17 2.5 0.4%
>> 59. Anteaters.........................................: 17 2.5 0.4%
>> 60. February 13 Puns..................................: 17 2.5 0.4%
>> 61. Valentines Day....................................: 17 2.5 0.4%
>> 62. IGNORE CYPHERS GARBAGE............................: 17 2.4 0.4%
>> 63. 3 To The 1, 3 To The 2 Puns.......................: 16 2.4 0.4%
>> 64. Doin' Teh Duel....................................: 16 2.3 0.4%
>> 65. 22/2 Puns.........................................: 15 2.2 0.3%
>> 66. wankers.. the lot of you..........................: 15 2.2 0.3%
>> 67. FlonkNews: Democracy in the Mountains of Pakistan.: 14 2.0 0.3%
>> 68. 3 To The 2nd, 3 To The 1st Puns...................: 13 2.0 0.3%
>> 69. Ash Wednesday Puns................................: 13 1.9 0.3%
>> 70. 3/15 Puns.........................................: 13 1.9 0.3%
>> 71. FWD: Nationwide High School and College Database 13 1.9 0.3%
>> 72. 3/14 Puns.........................................: 13 1.9 0.3%
>> 73. 3 Squared, 3 To The First Puns....................: 12 1.8 0.3%
>> 74. 3 To The 2, 3 To The 1 Puns.......................: 12 1.8 0.3%
>> 75. 8/2 Puns..........................................: 11 1.7 0.3%
>> 76. 12 poast?.........................................: 11 1.6 0.3%
>> 77. Cats Gotcha Fingahs?..............................: 11 1.6 0.3%
>> 78. 1st AMENDMENT PROTECTS TROLLS FROM BEING TOSed FRO: 11 1.6 0.2%
>> 79. bridge............................................: 11 1.6 0.2%
>> 80. Soccer Idea.......................................: 10 1.6 0.2%
>> 81. February 19 Puns..................................: 10 1.5 0.2%
>> 82. 2/22/22...........................................: 10 1.5 0.2%
>> 83. My Dream! Mr. T and Me!!!........................: 10 1.5 0.2%
>> 84. 22 February Puns..................................: 9 1.4 0.2%
>> 85. 3 To The 1st, 3 To The 2nd Puns...................: 9 1.4 0.2%
>> 86. Adobe Bought Flash?...............................: 9 1.3 0.2%
>> 87. Presidents' Day Puns..............................: 9 1.3 0.2%
>> 88. Hatter 1337 Line Reactivated......................: 9 1.3 0.2%
>> 89. 3 To The First, 3 Squared Puns....................: 8 1.3 0.2%
>> 90. 1st AMENDMENT PROTECTS TROLLS FROM BEING TOSed FRO: 8 1.2 0.2%
>> 91. group Moderator Please help.......................: 8 1.2 0.2%
>> 92. 2 To The First, 2 Cubed Puns......................: 8 1.2 0.2%
>> 93. newsgroup fa, net, etc............................: 8 1.2 0.2%
>> 94. 03/04/05 Puns.....................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
>> 95. Ping fellow LIST member...........................: 8 1.2 0.2%
>> 96. 10/2 Puns.........................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
>> 97. broadcasted songs could be a signal for aliens to : 7 1.1 0.2%
>> 98. you wannabe troll, CUJO, or whatever you're callin: 7 1.1 0.2%
>> 99. junkie obsesses over rob cypher's godliness (was: : 7 1.1 0.2%
>>100. 2 To The 3rd, 2 To The 1st Puns...................: 7 1.1 0.2%
>>101. 3.1415926535 Puns.................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
>>102. 3 To The Second, 3 To The First Puns..............: 7 1.1 0.2%
>>103. 1450 Days.........................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
>>104. btw Dloyd perhaps one day callsign will be require: 7 1.0 0.2%
>>105. 200 Days..........................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
>>106. <crumble>.........................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
>>107. Escaped WW2 chickens..............................: 7 1.0 0.2%
>>108. 110 Days..........................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
>>109. FEbruary 14 Puns..................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
>>110. 105 Days..........................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
>>111. 2 To The 3rd, 2 To the 1st Puns...................: 7 1.0 0.2%
>>112. British Puns......................................: 6 1.0 0.1%
>>113. 13 March Puns.....................................: 6 1.0 0.1%
>>114. <sniff>...........................................: 6 1.0 0.1%
>>115. I almost forgot...................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
>>116. K Puns............................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
>>117. Another Example of Why It's So Hard to Do Satire i: 6 0.9 0.1%
>>118. 14/3 Puns.........................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
>>119. Contract With The Future..........................: 6 0.9 0.1%
>>120. 170 Days..........................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
>>121. R Puns............................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
>>122. 30 Days...........................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
>>123. 190 Days..........................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
>>124. 25 Days...........................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
>>125. 2 To The 4th, 2 To The 1st Puns...................: 5 0.8 0.1%
>>126. September 31......................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
>>127. get goo...........................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
>>128. February 14 Puns..................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
>>129. Extra Power (Slave)...............................: 5 0.8 0.1%
>>130. Number Puns.......................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
>>131. 15 Days...........................................: 5 0.7 0.1%
>>132. S Puns............................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
>>133. 2/20 Puns.........................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
>>134. i lapse...........................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
>>135. CW Skimmer........................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
>>136. 250 Days..........................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
>>137. 320 Days..........................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
>>138. 130 Days..........................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
>>139. # Puns............................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>>140. Dihydrogen Monoxide...............................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>>141. 150 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>>142. 290 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>>143. 140 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>>144. 230 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>>145. 70 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>>146. 260 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>>147. 2/22/2222.........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>>148. 160 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>>149. 120 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>>150. 14 March Puns.....................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>>151. Warning! PERVERT ALERT! Capgun will try to eat you: 4 0.6 0.1%
>>152. 360 Days..........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
>>153. Odd Signs.........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
>>154. The greatest man ever.............................: 3 0.5 0.1%
>>155. I hate owels. They kiled and ate my frist wife....: 3 0.5 0.1%
>>156. 60 Days...........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
>>157. He Who Has a Recent Puncture Wound on His Thumb Sh: 3 0.5 0.1%
>>158. 20 Days...........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
>>159. 2 To The Fourth, 2 To The First Puns..............: 3 0.5 0.1%
>>160. 1st AMENDMENT PROTECTS TROLLS FROM BEING TOSed FRO: 3 0.5 0.1%
>>161. Space Marine......................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
>>162. 220 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
>>163. 180 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
>>164. 340 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
>>165. Where's the poetry?...............................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>>166. 165 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>>167. 35 Days...........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>>168. 310 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>>169. 65 Days...........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>>170. 80 Days...........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>>171. 195 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>>172. 210 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>>173. 5 Days............................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>>174. 55 Days...........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>>175. Hot, OT...........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>>176. 2 To The Third, 2 To The First Puns...............: 2 0.4 0.1%
>>177. 100 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>>178. Rob Cypher drops serious bombs Re: the whois of br: 2 0.4 0.1%
>>179. newsgroup proposal - alt.dockerty.quacks..........: 2 0.4 0.1%
>>180. Helen.............................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>>181. E.................................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>>182. What typical age of ADH posters? Please just post : 2 0.4 0.1%
>>183. 3/1 Puns..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>>184. 03/05/07 Puns.....................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>185. Great sexy teens..................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>186. misfit - please stop..............................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>187. Definitions.......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>188. the whois of "Eaton T. Forbes" Re: How does Cypher: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>189. 3 To The 2, 3 To the 1 Puns.......................: 2 0.3 0.0%
>>190. Pi Day Puns.......................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
>>191. 2 To The 1st, 2 To The 4th Puns...................: 2 0.3 0.0%
>>192. KPuns.............................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
>>193. turdboy throws a fit (was: Re: some lame bullshit.: 2 0.3 0.0%
>>194. 42/6 Puns.........................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
>>195. Martin Luther King Day Puns.......................: 2 0.3 0.0%
>>196. G Puns............................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
>>197. Asked The Guitarist What Key......................: 1 0.3 0.0%
>>198. SGA--The buddy cop ep ("Midway" spoilers).........: 1 0.3 0.0%
>>199. Letter Puns.......................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
>>200. not for nothing obama.............................: 1 0.3 0.0%
>>201. 01/01/01..........................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
>>202. 7 To The 4th Puns.................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
>>203. Q Puns............................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
>>204. March 9 Puns......................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>205. 3 To The 1st. 3 To The 2nd Puns...................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>206. Rob Cypher drops serious bombs Re: the whois of br: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>207. Core Values.......................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>208. alt.drugs.hard has been assimilated into the colle: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>209. February 16 Puns..................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>210. 40 Days...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>211. 10 Days...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>212. Todd H brings disrespect to himself,to his parents: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>213. 270 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>214. 75 Days...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>215. Father's Day Puns.................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>216. 240 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>217. 175 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>218. 300 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>219. 350 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>220. 2/22/222..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>221. 115 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>222. 336 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>223. 337 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>224. 570 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>225. 2/22/242..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>226. 1451 Days.........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>227. 35 DAYY...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>228. 180 DAYY..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>229. obama drug, gay sex romp..........................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>230. I got your number you *******.....................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>231. PING HILLSTROM....................................: 0 0.1 0.0%
>>232. I screwed Barney!.................................: 0 0.1 0.0%
>>
>>Top 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
>>===============================================================
>> 1. Rob Cypher................................................: 41.4%
>> 2. Anonymous Sender..........................................: 36.4%
>> 3. DB01......................................................: 35.5%
>> 4. Jose......................................................: 32.0%
>> 5. Sharon B..................................................: 29.9%
>> 6. an old friend.............................................: 29.8%
>> 7. crookedjunk...............................................: 28.0%
>> 8. K . A . Cannon............................................: 27.8%
>> 9. Douglas D. Anderson.......................................: 27.1%
>> 10. TheBookman................................................: 26.9%
>>
>>Bottom 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
>>==================================================================
>> 1. Stell.....................................................: 1.4%
>> 2. J . Raoul Xemblinosky.....................................: 4.1%
>> 3. ah........................................................: 4.1%
>> 4. Tim Weaver................................................: 5.4%
>> 5. mixed nuts................................................: 8.4%
>> 6. Dennis M. Hammes..........................................: 9.8%
>> 7. Bertie the Bunyip.........................................: 10.2%
>> 8. Shirley...................................................: 11.5%
>> 9. pscissons.................................................: 11.6%
>> 10. psykoexgirlfriend.........................................: 12.2%
>>
>>Top 10 Crossposting Groups: Posts in Group
>>==========================================
>> 1. demon.local..................................................: 1261
>> 2. mn.humor.....................................................: 1227
>> 3. alt.humor....................................................: 1192
>> 4. alt.humor.puns...............................................: 1091
>> 5. rec.humor....................................................: 368
>> 6. alt.usenet.kooks.............................................: 305
>> 7. bit.listserv.autism..........................................: 265
>> 8. alt.countrystuff.............................................: 133
>> 9. alt.talk.bollocks............................................: 108
>> 10. rec.arts.poems...............................................: 96
>>
>>====================================================
>>End of stats for alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>
> Good to see I am back in the top 3, not counting the bots.

Yep, about ten a day seems to characterize Flonk warm idle . . . .

--
..sigzip"Re: Weekly News Statistics for
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[Wavy G]

Dear, "Aratzio": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:

>On Sat, 23 Feb 2008 00:03:40 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Usenet Stats Poster
><stats@lies.damn.lies> got double secret probation for writing:
>
>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>
>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>
>>Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>>Stats Were Taken..........: Sat, 23 Feb 2008 00:00:00 GMT
>>Stats Begin...............: Sat, 16 Feb 2008 00:03:22 GMT
>>Stats End.................: Fri, 22 Feb 2008 23:23:40 GMT
>>Days......................: 7
>>Total No. of Articles.....: 1870
>>Total No. of Characters...: 4682173
>>Total Volume..............: 4572
>>Messages Per Day..........: 267.1
>>Characters Per Day........: 668881.9
>>Average Daily Volume......: 653 kB
>>Total Posters This Week...: 105
>>Messages with Sigs........: 16.58%
>>Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 35.48%
>>Original Content Rating...: 21.35%
>>
>>Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>===============================================================
>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 1036 148.0 55.4%
>> 2. nemo..............................................: 161 23.0 8.6%
>> 3. dave hillstrom....................................: 110 15.7 5.9%
>> 4. mimus.............................................: 74 10.6 4.0%
>> 5. Aratzio...........................................: 61 8.7 3.3%
>> 6. Tim Weaver........................................: 22 3.1 1.2%
>> 7. Edward Teach......................................: 21 3.0 1.1%
>> 8. Slipped Moebius...................................: 21 3.0 1.1%
>> 9. Shirley...........................................: 18 2.6 1.0%
>> 10. psykoexgirlfriend.................................: 18 2.6 1.0%
>> 11. BuZZard...........................................: 17 2.4 0.9%
>> 12. mixed nuts........................................: 17 2.4 0.9%
>> 13. Wavy..............................................: 15 2.1 0.8%
>> 14. Dennis M. Hammes..................................: 12 1.7 0.6%
>> 15. pscissons.........................................: 12 1.7 0.6%
>> 16. PsychoChicken.....................................: 11 1.6 0.6%
>> 17. DB01..............................................: 9 1.3 0.5%
>> 18. Jose..............................................: 9 1.3 0.5%
>> 19. Douglas D. Anderson...............................: 7 1.0 0.4%
>> 20. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f?=...............: 7 1.0 0.4%
>> 21. Sharon B..........................................: 7 1.0 0.4%
>> 22. ah................................................: 7 1.0 0.4%
>> 23. Steve Leyland.....................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
>> 24. Anonymous Sender..................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
>> 25. BostonBlackie?....................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
>> 26. Dr-de-Bauche......................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
>> 27. K . A . Cannon....................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
>> 28. Rob Cypher........................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
>> 29. The 2-Belo........................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
>> 30. TheBookman........................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
>> 31. an old friend.....................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
>> 32. Stell.............................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
>> 33. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
>> 34. J . Raoul Xemblinosky.............................: 5 0.7 0.3%
>> 35. crookedjunk.......................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
>> 36. mariposas rand mair fheal.........................: 5 0.7 0.3%
>> 37. Buzzrad_Goo_Goobler@ToothFairy.com................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> 38. DAB...............................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> 39. Paul {Hamilton Rooney}............................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> 40. ~misfit~..........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> 41. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> 42. Archie Leach......................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>> 43. Cyberiade . it Anonymous Remailer.................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>> 44. MorgAnn...........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>> 45. Sir F . A . Rien..................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>> 46. an old friend.....................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>> 47. an_old_friend.....................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>> 48. don100024.........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>> 49. greenwire.........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>> 50. miguel............................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>> 51. CountryStuff......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> 52. Ferd Berfle.......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> 53. an old fiend......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> 54. Downchild.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> 55. God...............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> 56. Meat Plow.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> 57. Peter J Ross......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> 58. PorkRhino.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> 59. Steady Eddy.......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> 60. WeeSaul...........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> 61. daito.............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> 62. freddy............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> 63. hayesstw..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> 64. p-stickney........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> 65. rmblackley........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> 66. spooge............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> 67. the messenjah.....................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> 68. Andyfothershops...................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 69. Daniel Who Wants to Know..........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 70. Don H.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 71. Douglas D. Anderson...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 72. H.................................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 73. Jim Langston......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 74. John \"C\.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 75. Marilyn...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 76. Marvel............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 77. Mike hunt.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 78. Tommy.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 79. We're Just A Couple Of Freaky Gay Jews!...........: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 80. Will Dockery......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 81. freek.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 82. ggamble...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 83. no surrender......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 84. =?iso-8859-1?B?Wv9SaVg=?=.........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 85. Ampers Taylor.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 86. Bart Goddard......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 87. Benj..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 88. Gary L . Burnore..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 89. George............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 90. Mick..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 91. Miles.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 92. Retired VIP.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 93. Sir Arthur CB Wholeflaffers ASA...................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 94. The Eclectician...................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 95. Usenet Rulez......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 96. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 97. an old friend.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 98. doug lilley.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>> 99. etf of the clique.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>100. joandarc or joan930...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>101. lyricaljohnnny....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>102. mario sempronio...................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>103. mrstrellis........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>104. spam..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>105. the long con......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>
>>Top 500 Bandwidth-Slurping Posters: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
>>===========================================================================
>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 2049 292.8 44.8%
>> 2. nemo..............................................: 357 51.1 7.8%
>> 3. dave hillstrom....................................: 275 39.3 6.0%
>> 4. mimus.............................................: 232 33.2 5.1%
>> 5. Aratzio...........................................: 152 21.8 3.3%
>> 6. Tim Weaver........................................: 84 12.0 1.8%
>> 7. Edward Teach......................................: 78 11.2 1.7%
>> 8. Wavy..............................................: 70 10.0 1.5%
>> 9. Shirley...........................................: 58 8.3 1.3%
>> 10. mixed nuts........................................: 55 7.9 1.2%
>> 11. Dennis M. Hammes..................................: 54 7.8 1.2%
>> 12. Stell.............................................: 48 6.9 1.1%
>> 13. Slipped Moebius...................................: 47 6.8 1.0%
>> 14. BuZZard...........................................: 46 6.6 1.0%
>> 15. psykoexgirlfriend.................................: 41 6.0 0.9%
>> 16. J . Raoul Xemblinosky.............................: 40 5.8 0.9%
>> 17. mario sempronio...................................: 40 5.8 0.9%
>> 18. DAB...............................................: 40 5.8 0.9%
>> 19. Steve Leyland.....................................: 38 5.5 0.8%
>> 20. pscissons.........................................: 36 5.2 0.8%
>> 21. Jose..............................................: 35 5.1 0.8%
>> 22. PsychoChicken.....................................: 31 4.5 0.7%
>> 23. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 30 4.3 0.7%
>> 24. The 2-Belo........................................: 27 3.9 0.6%
>> 25. TheBookman........................................: 23 3.3 0.5%
>> 26. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f?=...............: 21 3.1 0.5%
>> 27. BostonBlackie?....................................: 21 3.1 0.5%
>> 28. DB01..............................................: 21 3.0 0.5%
>> 29. mariposas rand mair fheal.........................: 21 3.0 0.5%
>> 30. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 20 2.9 0.4%
>> 31. Dr-de-Bauche......................................: 19 2.8 0.4%
>> 32. Rob Cypher........................................: 19 2.7 0.4%
>> 33. Ferd Berfle.......................................: 18 2.7 0.4%
>> 34. miguel............................................: 17 2.5 0.4%
>> 35. greenwire.........................................: 16 2.3 0.4%
>> 36. ah................................................: 15 2.3 0.3%
>> 37. Sharon B..........................................: 15 2.2 0.3%
>> 38. crookedjunk.......................................: 15 2.2 0.3%
>> 39. K . A . Cannon....................................: 15 2.1 0.3%
>> 40. Marilyn...........................................: 14 2.0 0.3%
>> 41. ~misfit~..........................................: 13 1.9 0.3%
>> 42. Douglas D. Anderson...............................: 13 1.9 0.3%
>> 43. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 12 1.8 0.3%
>> 44. Paul {Hamilton Rooney}............................: 11 1.6 0.3%
>> 45. an old friend.....................................: 11 1.6 0.2%
>> 46. Anonymous Sender..................................: 10 1.5 0.2%
>> 47. don100024.........................................: 10 1.5 0.2%
>> 48. MorgAnn...........................................: 10 1.4 0.2%
>> 49. Sir F . A . Rien..................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
>> 50. Downchild.........................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
>> 51. Buzzrad_Goo_Goobler@ToothFairy.com................: 8 1.2 0.2%
>> 52. Archie Leach......................................: 8 1.1 0.2%
>> 53. Usenet Rulez......................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
>> 54. God...............................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
>> 55. an old friend.....................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
>> 56. WeeSaul...........................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
>> 57. an_old_friend.....................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
>> 58. spooge............................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
>> 59. Steady Eddy.......................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
>> 60. Meat Plow.........................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
>> 61. the messenjah.....................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
>> 62. Cyberiade . it Anonymous Remailer.................: 5 0.8 0.1%
>> 63. Sir Arthur CB Wholeflaffers ASA...................: 4 0.7 0.1%
>> 64. rmblackley........................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
>> 65. lyricaljohnnny....................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
>> 66. an old fiend......................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>> 67. hayesstw..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>> 68. PorkRhino.........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>> 69. p-stickney........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>> 70. the long con......................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
>> 71. =?iso-8859-1?B?Wv9SaVg=?=.........................: 3 0.5 0.1%
>> 72. no surrender......................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
>> 73. Andyfothershops...................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
>> 74. Peter J Ross......................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
>> 75. daito.............................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
>> 76. freddy............................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
>> 77. H.................................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>> 78. Will Dockery......................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>> 79. Ampers Taylor.....................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>> 80. doug lilley.......................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>> 81. CountryStuff......................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>> 82. Bart Goddard......................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>> 83. Don H.............................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>> 84. Gary L . Burnore..................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>> 85. etf of the clique.................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> 86. ggamble...........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>> 87. Daniel Who Wants to Know..........................: 2 0.3 0.0%
>> 88. Miles.............................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
>> 89. We're Just A Couple Of Freaky Gay Jews!...........: 2 0.3 0.0%
>> 90. Jim Langston......................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
>> 91. Benj..............................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
>> 92. Mike hunt.........................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
>> 93. Marvel............................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
>> 94. mrstrellis........................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
>> 95. John \"C\.........................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
>> 96. Mick..............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> 97. freek.............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> 98. an old friend.....................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>> 99. Retired VIP.......................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>100. spam..............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>101. Tommy.............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>102. joandarc or joan930...............................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>103. George............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>104. The Eclectician...................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>105. Douglas D. Anderson...............................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>
>>Top 500 Popular Threads: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>==============================================================
>> 1. Lent Puns.........................................: 252 36.0 13.5%
>> 2. THE Humanity! Beer Prices Going UP................: 78 11.1 4.2%
>> 3. "Puns of the Weak" 10/20/00......................: 64 9.1 3.4%
>> 4. We are taking over this group.....................: 64 9.1 3.4%
>> 5. 2/22 Puns.........................................: 59 8.4 3.2%
>> 6. 12 days...........................................: 58 8.3 3.1%
>> 7. Adventure.........................................: 39 5.6 2.1%
>> 8. 19/2 Puns.........................................: 34 4.9 1.8%
>> 9. 18 February Puns..................................: 33 4.7 1.8%
>> 10. Philosophy Quiz...................................: 32 4.6 1.7%
>> 11. 18/2 Puns.........................................: 30 4.3 1.6%
>> 12. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD...............................: 30 4.3 1.6%
>> 13. 2/18 Puns.........................................: 27 3.9 1.4%
>> 14. Gimme a Post, Any Post, Come On, I Dare Ya........: 27 3.9 1.4%
>> 15. todays word for the day...........................: 27 3.9 1.4%
>> 16. 19 February Puns..................................: 25 3.6 1.3%
>> 17. 17/2 Puns.........................................: 23 3.3 1.2%
>> 18. A few notes for outlaw and the rest of alt.drugs.h: 21 3.0 1.1%
>> 19. 17 February Puns..................................: 20 2.9 1.1%
>> 20. 2/17 Puns.........................................: 19 2.7 1.0%
>> 21. 2/19 Puns.........................................: 18 2.6 1.0%
>> 22. 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375: 18 2.6 1.0%
>> 23. I Was Just Watching A Movie On Cable And..........: 18 2.6 1.0%
>> 24. 2 To The First, 2 To The Third Puns...............: 17 2.4 0.9%
>> 25. Trials, Tribulations and Such.....................: 17 2.4 0.9%
>> 26. Alternate Fuel Cars...............................: 16 2.3 0.9%
>> 27. February 15 Puns..................................: 16 2.3 0.9%
>> 28. Pakistani Election Day Puns.......................: 16 2.3 0.9%
>> 29. President's Day Puns..............................: 16 2.3 0.9%
>> 30. 2/16 Puns.........................................: 15 2.1 0.8%
>> 31. 2/15 Puns.........................................: 14 2.0 0.7%
>> 32. February 17 Puns..................................: 14 2.0 0.7%
>> 33. FlonkNews: Bicentennial Rat Storms in India and Ba: 14 2.0 0.7%
>> 34. 15 February Puns..................................: 13 1.9 0.7%
>> 35. 15/2 Puns.........................................: 13 1.9 0.7%
>> 36. February 18 Puns..................................: 13 1.9 0.7%
>> 37. "Puns of the Weak" 10/6/00........................: 12 1.7 0.6%
>> 38. Gimme an "F"!.....................................: 12 1.7 0.6%
>> 39. Someone Post Something, Anything..................: 12 1.7 0.6%
>> 40. I'm back..........................................: 11 1.6 0.6%
>> 41. You Walk In Your Bedroom..........................: 11 1.6 0.6%
>> 42. 2 To The 3, 2 To The 1 Puns.......................: 10 1.4 0.5%
>> 43. 22/2 Puns.........................................: 10 1.4 0.5%
>> 44. Elementary Integral Addition Point................: 10 1.4 0.5%
>> 45. Feedback / Criticism..............................: 10 1.4 0.5%
>> 46. Happy Commie Martyrs' Day!........................: 10 1.4 0.5%
>> 47. wankers.. the lot of you..........................: 10 1.4 0.5%
>> 48. 1st AMENDMENT PROTECTS TROLLS FROM BEING TOSed FRO: 9 1.3 0.5%
>> 49. 3 To The 1, 3 To The 2 Puns.......................: 9 1.3 0.5%
>> 50. 3 To The First, 3 To The Second Puns..............: 9 1.3 0.5%
>> 51. February 22 Puns..................................: 9 1.3 0.5%
>> 52. Speaking of Linux, or, Really, Just Speaking of Gu: 9 1.3 0.5%
>> 53. get kelp..........................................: 9 1.3 0.5%
>> 54. 1st AMENDMENT PROTECTS TROLLS FROM BEING TOSed FRO: 8 1.1 0.4%
>> 55. 2/22/22...........................................: 8 1.1 0.4%
>> 56. Cats Gotcha Fingahs?..............................: 8 1.1 0.4%
>> 57. Doin' Teh Duel....................................: 8 1.1 0.4%
>> 58. IGNORE CYPHERS GARBAGE............................: 8 1.1 0.4%
>> 59. LOL alt.drugs.hard tries blackmail on a black male: 8 1.1 0.4%
>> 60. Valentines Day....................................: 8 1.1 0.4%
>> 61. 12 poast?.........................................: 7 1.0 0.4%
>> 62. 3 Squared, 3 To The First Puns....................: 7 1.0 0.4%
>> 63. 3/15 Puns.........................................: 7 1.0 0.4%
>> 64. Anteaters.........................................: 7 1.0 0.4%
>> 65. Ash Wednesday Puns................................: 7 1.0 0.4%
>> 66. February 13 Puns..................................: 7 1.0 0.4%
>> 67. FlonkNews: Democracy in the Mountains of Pakistan.: 7 1.0 0.4%
>> 68. 22 February Puns..................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
>> 69. 3 To The 2, 3 To The 1 Puns.......................: 6 0.9 0.3%
>> 70. 3 To The 2nd, 3 To The 1st Puns...................: 6 0.9 0.3%
>> 71. 3/14 Puns.........................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
>> 72. bridge............................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
>> 73. dear psychochicken (MOOOOO!)......................: 6 0.9 0.3%
>> 74. 105 Days..........................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
>> 75. 110 Days..........................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
>> 76. 1450 Days.........................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
>> 77. 200 Days..........................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
>> 78. <sniff>...........................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
>> 79. Bertie the Bunyip is froging me...................: 5 0.7 0.3%
>> 80. February 19 Puns..................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
>> 81. Presidents' Day Puns..............................: 5 0.7 0.3%
>> 82. 13 March Puns.....................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> 83. 170 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> 84. 190 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> 85. 1st AMENDMENT PROTECTS TROLLS FROM BEING TOSed FRO: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> 86. 25 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> 87. 3 To The 1st, 3 To The 2nd Puns...................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> 88. 3 To The First, 3 Squared Puns....................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> 89. 3 To The Second, 3 To The First Puns..............: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> 90. 3.1415926535 Puns.................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> 91. 30 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> 92. 8/2 Puns..........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> 93. <crumble>.........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> 94. British Puns......................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> 95. Escaped WW2 chickens..............................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> 96. FWD: Nationwide High School and College Database 4 0.6 0.2%
>> 97. Fun Stuff for ****s without a life and work and Wa: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> 98. I almost forgot...................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>> 99. Soccer Idea.......................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>>100. btw Dloyd perhaps one day callsign will be require: 4 0.6 0.2%
>>101. group Moderator Please help.......................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>>102. newsgroup fa, net, etc............................: 4 0.6 0.2%
>>103. 10/2 Puns.........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>104. 120 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>105. 130 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>106. 14 March Puns.....................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>107. 140 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>108. 15 Days...........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>109. 150 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>110. 160 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>111. 1st AMENDMENT PROTECTS TROLLS FROM BEING TOSed FRO: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>112. 2 To The 3rd, 2 To The 1st Puns...................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>113. 2 To The 4th, 2 To The 1st Puns...................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>114. 2 To The First, 2 Cubed Puns......................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>115. 2/22/2222.........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>116. 230 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>117. 250 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>118. 260 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>119. 290 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>120. 320 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>121. 70 Days...........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>122. FEbruary 14 Puns..................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>123. February 14 Puns..................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>124. Hatter 1337 Line Reactivated......................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>125. K Puns............................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>126. R Puns............................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>127. Speaking of Linux, or, Really, Just Speaking of Gu: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>128. get goo...........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>129. i lapse...........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
>>130. # Puns............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>131. 03/04/05 Puns.....................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>132. 100 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>133. 14/3 Puns.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>134. 165 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>135. 180 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>136. 195 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>137. 2 To The 3rd, 2 To the 1st Puns...................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>138. 2 To The Fourth, 2 To The First Puns..............: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>139. 2 To The Third, 2 To The First Puns...............: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>140. 2/20 Puns.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>141. 20 Days...........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>142. 210 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>143. 220 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>144. 310 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>145. 340 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>146. 35 Days...........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>147. 360 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>148. 5 Days............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>149. 55 Days...........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>150. 60 Days...........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>151. 65 Days...........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>152. 80 Days...........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>153. Adobe Bought Flash?...............................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>154. Contract With The Future..........................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>155. Dihydrogen Monoxide...............................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>156. He Who Has a Recent Puncture Wound on His Thumb Sh: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>157. I hate owels. They kiled and ate my frist wife....: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>158. My Dream! Mr. T and Me!!!........................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>159. Number Puns.......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>160. Odd Signs.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>161. Ping fellow LIST member...........................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>162. Rob Cypher drops serious bombs Re: the whois of br: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>163. S Puns............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>164. September 31......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>165. Space Marine......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>166. The greatest man ever.............................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>167. Warning! PERVERT ALERT! Capgun will try to eat you: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>168. broadcasted songs could be a signal for aliens to : 2 0.3 0.1%
>>169. 01/01/01..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>170. 03/05/07 Puns.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>171. 10 Days...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>172. 115 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>173. 1451 Days.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>174. 175 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>175. 180 DAYY..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>176. 1st AMENDMENT PROTECTS TROLLS FROM BEING TOSed FRO: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>177. 2 To The 1st, 2 To The 4th Puns...................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>178. 2/22/222..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>179. 2/22/242..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>180. 240 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>181. 270 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>182. 3 To The 1st. 3 To The 2nd Puns...................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>183. 3 To The 2, 3 To the 1 Puns.......................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>184. 3/1 Puns..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>185. 300 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>186. 336 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>187. 337 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>188. 35 DAYY...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>189. 350 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>190. 40 Days...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>191. 42/6 Puns.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>192. 570 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>193. 7 To The 4th Puns.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>194. 75 Days...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>195. Another Example of Why It's So Hard to Do Satire i: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>196. Asked The Guitarist What Key......................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>197. CW Skimmer........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>198. Core Values.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>199. Definitions.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>200. E.................................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>201. ESE EUROPEAN SCHOOL OF ECONOMICS PUBBLICITA INGANN: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>202. Extra Power (Slave)...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>203. Father's Day Puns.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>204. February 16 Puns..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>205. G Puns............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>206. Great sexy teens..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>207. Helen.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>208. Hot, OT...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>209. I got your number you *******.....................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>210. I screwed Barney!.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>211. KPuns.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>212. Letter Puns.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>213. March 9 Puns......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>214. Martin Luther King Day Puns.......................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>215. PING HILLSTROM....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>216. Pi Day Puns.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>217. Q Puns............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>218. Rob Cypher drops serious bombs Re: the whois of br: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>219. SGA--The buddy cop ep ("Midway" spoilers).........: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>220. Todd H brings disrespect to himself,to his parents: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>221. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>222. What typical age of ADH posters? Please just post : 1 0.1 0.1%
>>223. Where's the poetry?...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>224. alt.drugs.hard has been assimilated into the colle: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>225. junkie obsesses over rob cypher's godliness (was: : 1 0.1 0.1%
>>226. misfit - please stop..............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>227. newsgroup proposal - alt.dockerty.quacks..........: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>228. not for nothing obama.............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>229. obama drug, gay sex romp..........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>230. the whois of "Eaton T. Forbes" Re: How does Cypher: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>231. turdboy throws a fit (was: Re: some lame bullshit.: 1 0.1 0.1%
>>232. you wannabe troll, CUJO, or whatever you're callin: 1 0.1 0.1%
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>>Top 500 Bandwidth-Slurping Threads: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
>>===========================================================================
>> 1. Lent Puns.........................................: 481 68.7 10.5%
>> 2. THE Humanity! Beer Prices Going UP................: 260 37.2 5.7%
>> 3. We are taking over this group.....................: 221 31.6 4.8%
>> 4. "Puns of the Weak" 10/20/00......................: 189 27.1 4.1%
>> 5. Trials, Tribulations and Such.....................: 187 26.8 4.1%
>> 6. Gimme a Post, Any Post, Come On, I Dare Ya........: 137 19.6 3.0%
>> 7. 12 days...........................................: 132 18.9 2.9%
>> 8. 2/22 Puns.........................................: 131 18.8 2.9%
>> 9. Adventure.........................................: 110 15.8 2.4%
>> 10. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD...............................: 82 11.7 1.8%
>> 11. 19/2 Puns.........................................: 80 11.5 1.8%
>> 12. Philosophy Quiz...................................: 79 11.3 1.7%
>> 13. A few notes for outlaw and the rest of alt.drugs.h: 70 10.1 1.5%
>> 14. todays word for the day...........................: 67 9.7 1.5%
>> 15. Speaking of Linux, or, Really, Just Speaking of Gu: 64 9.3 1.4%
>> 16. 18/2 Puns.........................................: 63 9.0 1.4%
>> 17. 19 February Puns..................................: 58 8.4 1.3%
>> 18. 18 February Puns..................................: 54 7.8 1.2%
>> 19. 2/18 Puns.........................................: 48 6.9 1.1%
>> 20. FlonkNews: Bicentennial Rat Storms in India and Ba: 45 6.5 1.0%
>> 21. 17/2 Puns.........................................: 43 6.3 1.0%
>> 22. ESE EUROPEAN SCHOOL OF ECONOMICS PUBBLICITA INGANN: 40 5.8 0.9%
>> 23. 2 To The First, 2 To The Third Puns...............: 37 5.3 0.8%
>> 24. 17 February Puns..................................: 36 5.3 0.8%
>> 25. Alternate Fuel Cars...............................: 36 5.2 0.8%
>> 26. I Was Just Watching A Movie On Cable And..........: 36 5.2 0.8%
>> 27. 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375: 36 5.2 0.8%
>> 28. LOL alt.drugs.hard tries blackmail on a black male: 36 5.2 0.8%
>> 29. 2/19 Puns.........................................: 35 5.1 0.8%
>> 30. 1st AMENDMENT PROTECTS TROLLS FROM BEING TOSed FRO: 35 5.0 0.8%
>> 31. 2/17 Puns.........................................: 33 4.8 0.7%
>> 32. February 15 Puns..................................: 33 4.7 0.7%
>> 33. President's Day Puns..............................: 31 4.5 0.7%
>> 34. 2/16 Puns.........................................: 30 4.4 0.7%
>> 35. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 30 4.3 0.7%
>> 36. Gimme an "F"!.....................................: 28 4.1 0.6%
>> 37. Pakistani Election Day Puns.......................: 27 3.9 0.6%
>> 38. "Puns of the Weak" 10/6/00........................: 26 3.8 0.6%
>> 39. February 17 Puns..................................: 25 3.7 0.6%
>> 40. 15/2 Puns.........................................: 25 3.6 0.6%
>> 41. 1st AMENDMENT PROTECTS TROLLS FROM BEING TOSed FRO: 24 3.5 0.5%
>> 42. 2 To The 3, 2 To The 1 Puns.......................: 24 3.5 0.5%
>> 43. 2/15 Puns.........................................: 24 3.4 0.5%
>> 44. 15 February Puns..................................: 23 3.4 0.5%
>> 45. Someone Post Something, Anything..................: 23 3.3 0.5%
>> 46. Speaking of Linux, or, Really, Just Speaking of Gu: 23 3.3 0.5%
>> 47. I'm back..........................................: 22 3.2 0.5%
>> 48. February 18 Puns..................................: 22 3.1 0.5%
>> 49. You Walk In Your Bedroom..........................: 21 3.0 0.5%
>> 50. Feedback / Criticism..............................: 20 3.0 0.5%
>> 51. Elementary Integral Addition Point................: 20 2.9 0.4%
>> 52. Happy Commie Martyrs' Day!........................: 20 2.9 0.4%
>> 53. Bertie the Bunyip is froging me...................: 19 2.8 0.4%
>> 54. Fun Stuff for ****s without a life and work and Wa: 19 2.8 0.4%
>> 55. dear psychochicken (MOOOOO!)......................: 19 2.8 0.4%
>> 56. February 22 Puns..................................: 19 2.8 0.4%
>> 57. get kelp..........................................: 19 2.7 0.4%
>> 58. 3 To The First, 3 To The Second Puns..............: 17 2.5 0.4%
>> 59. Anteaters.........................................: 17 2.5 0.4%
>> 60. February 13 Puns..................................: 17 2.5 0.4%
>> 61. Valentines Day....................................: 17 2.5 0.4%
>> 62. IGNORE CYPHERS GARBAGE............................: 17 2.4 0.4%
>> 63. 3 To The 1, 3 To The 2 Puns.......................: 16 2.4 0.4%
>> 64. Doin' Teh Duel....................................: 16 2.3 0.4%
>> 65. 22/2 Puns.........................................: 15 2.2 0.3%
>> 66. wankers.. the lot of you..........................: 15 2.2 0.3%
>> 67. FlonkNews: Democracy in the Mountains of Pakistan.: 14 2.0 0.3%
>> 68. 3 To The 2nd, 3 To The 1st Puns...................: 13 2.0 0.3%
>> 69. Ash Wednesday Puns................................: 13 1.9 0.3%
>> 70. 3/15 Puns.........................................: 13 1.9 0.3%
>> 71. FWD: Nationwide High School and College Database 13 1.9 0.3%
>> 72. 3/14 Puns.........................................: 13 1.9 0.3%
>> 73. 3 Squared, 3 To The First Puns....................: 12 1.8 0.3%
>> 74. 3 To The 2, 3 To The 1 Puns.......................: 12 1.8 0.3%
>> 75. 8/2 Puns..........................................: 11 1.7 0.3%
>> 76. 12 poast?.........................................: 11 1.6 0.3%
>> 77. Cats Gotcha Fingahs?..............................: 11 1.6 0.3%
>> 78. 1st AMENDMENT PROTECTS TROLLS FROM BEING TOSed FRO: 11 1.6 0.2%
>> 79. bridge............................................: 11 1.6 0.2%
>> 80. Soccer Idea.......................................: 10 1.6 0.2%
>> 81. February 19 Puns..................................: 10 1.5 0.2%
>> 82. 2/22/22...........................................: 10 1.5 0.2%
>> 83. My Dream! Mr. T and Me!!!........................: 10 1.5 0.2%
>> 84. 22 February Puns..................................: 9 1.4 0.2%
>> 85. 3 To The 1st, 3 To The 2nd Puns...................: 9 1.4 0.2%
>> 86. Adobe Bought Flash?...............................: 9 1.3 0.2%
>> 87. Presidents' Day Puns..............................: 9 1.3 0.2%
>> 88. Hatter 1337 Line Reactivated......................: 9 1.3 0.2%
>> 89. 3 To The First, 3 Squared Puns....................: 8 1.3 0.2%
>> 90. 1st AMENDMENT PROTECTS TROLLS FROM BEING TOSed FRO: 8 1.2 0.2%
>> 91. group Moderator Please help.......................: 8 1.2 0.2%
>> 92. 2 To The First, 2 Cubed Puns......................: 8 1.2 0.2%
>> 93. newsgroup fa, net, etc............................: 8 1.2 0.2%
>> 94. 03/04/05 Puns.....................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
>> 95. Ping fellow LIST member...........................: 8 1.2 0.2%
>> 96. 10/2 Puns.........................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
>> 97. broadcasted songs could be a signal for aliens to : 7 1.1 0.2%
>> 98. you wannabe troll, CUJO, or whatever you're callin: 7 1.1 0.2%
>> 99. junkie obsesses over rob cypher's godliness (was: : 7 1.1 0.2%
>>100. 2 To The 3rd, 2 To The 1st Puns...................: 7 1.1 0.2%
>>101. 3.1415926535 Puns.................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
>>102. 3 To The Second, 3 To The First Puns..............: 7 1.1 0.2%
>>103. 1450 Days.........................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
>>104. btw Dloyd perhaps one day callsign will be require: 7 1.0 0.2%
>>105. 200 Days..........................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
>>106. <crumble>.........................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
>>107. Escaped WW2 chickens..............................: 7 1.0 0.2%
>>108. 110 Days..........................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
>>109. FEbruary 14 Puns..................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
>>110. 105 Days..........................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
>>111. 2 To The 3rd, 2 To the 1st Puns...................: 7 1.0 0.2%
>>112. British Puns......................................: 6 1.0 0.1%
>>113. 13 March Puns.....................................: 6 1.0 0.1%
>>114. <sniff>...........................................: 6 1.0 0.1%
>>115. I almost forgot...................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
>>116. K Puns............................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
>>117. Another Example of Why It's So Hard to Do Satire i: 6 0.9 0.1%
>>118. 14/3 Puns.........................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
>>119. Contract With The Future..........................: 6 0.9 0.1%
>>120. 170 Days..........................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
>>121. R Puns............................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
>>122. 30 Days...........................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
>>123. 190 Days..........................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
>>124. 25 Days...........................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
>>125. 2 To The 4th, 2 To The 1st Puns...................: 5 0.8 0.1%
>>126. September 31......................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
>>127. get goo...........................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
>>128. February 14 Puns..................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
>>129. Extra Power (Slave)...............................: 5 0.8 0.1%
>>130. Number Puns.......................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
>>131. 15 Days...........................................: 5 0.7 0.1%
>>132. S Puns............................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
>>133. 2/20 Puns.........................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
>>134. i lapse...........................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
>>135. CW Skimmer........................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
>>136. 250 Days..........................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
>>137. 320 Days..........................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
>>138. 130 Days..........................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
>>139. # Puns............................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>>140. Dihydrogen Monoxide...............................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>>141. 150 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>>142. 290 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>>143. 140 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>>144. 230 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>>145. 70 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>>146. 260 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>>147. 2/22/2222.........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>>148. 160 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>>149. 120 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>>150. 14 March Puns.....................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
>>151. Warning! PERVERT ALERT! Capgun will try to eat you: 4 0.6 0.1%
>>152. 360 Days..........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
>>153. Odd Signs.........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
>>154. The greatest man ever.............................: 3 0.5 0.1%
>>155. I hate owels. They kiled and ate my frist wife....: 3 0.5 0.1%
>>156. 60 Days...........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
>>157. He Who Has a Recent Puncture Wound on His Thumb Sh: 3 0.5 0.1%
>>158. 20 Days...........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
>>159. 2 To The Fourth, 2 To The First Puns..............: 3 0.5 0.1%
>>160. 1st AMENDMENT PROTECTS TROLLS FROM BEING TOSed FRO: 3 0.5 0.1%
>>161. Space Marine......................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
>>162. 220 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
>>163. 180 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
>>164. 340 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
>>165. Where's the poetry?...............................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>>166. 165 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>>167. 35 Days...........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>>168. 310 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>>169. 65 Days...........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>>170. 80 Days...........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>>171. 195 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>>172. 210 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>>173. 5 Days............................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>>174. 55 Days...........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>>175. Hot, OT...........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>>176. 2 To The Third, 2 To The First Puns...............: 2 0.4 0.1%
>>177. 100 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>>178. Rob Cypher drops serious bombs Re: the whois of br: 2 0.4 0.1%
>>179. newsgroup proposal - alt.dockerty.quacks..........: 2 0.4 0.1%
>>180. Helen.............................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>>181. E.................................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>>182. What typical age of ADH posters? Please just post : 2 0.4 0.1%
>>183. 3/1 Puns..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
>>184. 03/05/07 Puns.....................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>185. Great sexy teens..................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>186. misfit - please stop..............................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>187. Definitions.......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>188. the whois of "Eaton T. Forbes" Re: How does Cypher: 2 0.3 0.1%
>>189. 3 To The 2, 3 To the 1 Puns.......................: 2 0.3 0.0%
>>190. Pi Day Puns.......................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
>>191. 2 To The 1st, 2 To The 4th Puns...................: 2 0.3 0.0%
>>192. KPuns.............................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
>>193. turdboy throws a fit (was: Re: some lame bullshit.: 2 0.3 0.0%
>>194. 42/6 Puns.........................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
>>195. Martin Luther King Day Puns.......................: 2 0.3 0.0%
>>196. G Puns............................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
>>197. Asked The Guitarist What Key......................: 1 0.3 0.0%
>>198. SGA--The buddy cop ep ("Midway" spoilers).........: 1 0.3 0.0%
>>199. Letter Puns.......................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
>>200. not for nothing obama.............................: 1 0.3 0.0%
>>201. 01/01/01..........................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
>>202. 7 To The 4th Puns.................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
>>203. Q Puns............................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
>>204. March 9 Puns......................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>205. 3 To The 1st. 3 To The 2nd Puns...................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>206. Rob Cypher drops serious bombs Re: the whois of br: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>207. Core Values.......................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>208. alt.drugs.hard has been assimilated into the colle: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>209. February 16 Puns..................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>210. 40 Days...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>211. 10 Days...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>212. Todd H brings disrespect to himself,to his parents: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>213. 270 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>214. 75 Days...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>215. Father's Day Puns.................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>216. 240 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>217. 175 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>218. 300 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>219. 350 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>220. 2/22/222..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>221. 115 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>222. 336 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>223. 337 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>224. 570 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>225. 2/22/242..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>226. 1451 Days.........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>227. 35 DAYY...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>228. 180 DAYY..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>229. obama drug, gay sex romp..........................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>230. I got your number you *******.....................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>>231. PING HILLSTROM....................................: 0 0.1 0.0%
>>232. I screwed Barney!.................................: 0 0.1 0.0%
>>
>>Top 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
>>===============================================================
>> 1. Rob Cypher................................................: 41.4%
>> 2. Anonymous Sender..........................................: 36.4%
>> 3. DB01......................................................: 35.5%
>> 4. Jose......................................................: 32.0%
>> 5. Sharon B..................................................: 29.9%
>> 6. an old friend.............................................: 29.8%
>> 7. crookedjunk...............................................: 28.0%
>> 8. K . A . Cannon............................................: 27.8%
>> 9. Douglas D. Anderson.......................................: 27.1%
>> 10. TheBookman................................................: 26.9%
>>
>>Bottom 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
>>==================================================================
>> 1. Stell.....................................................: 1.4%
>> 2. J . Raoul Xemblinosky.....................................: 4.1%
>> 3. ah........................................................: 4.1%
>> 4. Tim Weaver................................................: 5.4%
>> 5. mixed nuts................................................: 8.4%
>> 6. Dennis M. Hammes..........................................: 9.8%
>> 7. Bertie the Bunyip.........................................: 10.2%
>> 8. Shirley...................................................: 11.5%
>> 9. pscissons.................................................: 11.6%
>> 10. psykoexgirlfriend.........................................: 12.2%
>>
>>Top 10 Crossposting Groups: Posts in Group
>>==========================================
>> 1. demon.local..................................................: 1261
>> 2. mn.humor.....................................................: 1227
>> 3. alt.humor....................................................: 1192
>> 4. alt.humor.puns...............................................: 1091
>> 5. rec.humor....................................................: 368
>> 6. alt.usenet.kooks.............................................: 305
>> 7. bit.listserv.autism..........................................: 265
>> 8. alt.countrystuff.............................................: 133
>> 9. alt.talk.bollocks............................................: 108
>> 10. rec.arts.poems...............................................: 96
>>
>>====================================================
>>End of stats for alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>
>Good to see I am back in the top 3, not counting the bots.

See, I knew there was something not quite right about Hillstrom.

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