Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk: week ending 4 Apr 2008.

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Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
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Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti

Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 04 Apr 2008 23:00:00 GMT
Stats Begin...............: Fri, 28 Mar 2008 23:01:15 GMT
Stats End.................: Fri, 04 Apr 2008 21:57:33 GMT
Days......................: 7
Total No. of Articles.....: 1888
Total No. of Characters...: 5630295
Total Volume..............: 5498
Messages Per Day..........: 269.7
Characters Per Day........: 804327.9
Average Daily Volume......: 785 kB
Total Posters This Week...: 95
Messages with Sigs........: 22.14%
Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 41.39%
Original Content Rating...: 33.57%

Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
===============================================================
1. Tim Bruening......................................: 1003 143.3 53.1%
2. dave hillstrom....................................: 154 22.0 8.2%
3. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 95 13.6 5.0%
4. nemo..............................................: 83 11.9 4.4%
5. mimus.............................................: 52 7.4 2.8%
6. Tim Weaver........................................: 41 5.9 2.2%
7. ah................................................: 40 5.7 2.1%
8. Jonathan Herr.....................................: 28 4.0 1.5%
9. The 2-Belo........................................: 24 3.4 1.3%
10. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f?=...............: 23 3.3 1.2%
11. Menjy.............................................: 22 3.1 1.2%
12. pscissons.........................................: 20 2.9 1.1%
13. Art Deco..........................................: 19 2.7 1.0%
14. J . Raoul Xemblinosky.............................: 18 2.6 1.0%
15. Kali..............................................: 15 2.1 0.8%
16. mariposas rand mair fheal.........................: 14 2.0 0.7%
17. Aratzio...........................................: 13 1.9 0.7%
18. Bill Cleere.......................................: 13 1.9 0.7%
19. Brian Mailman.....................................: 13 1.9 0.7%
20. Daedalus..........................................: 12 1.7 0.6%
21. Sir F . A . Rien..................................: 12 1.7 0.6%
22. John \"C\.........................................: 11 1.6 0.6%
23. Shirley...........................................: 10 1.4 0.5%
24. Steve Leyland.....................................: 10 1.4 0.5%
25. WeeSaul...........................................: 9 1.3 0.5%
26. knoxy.............................................: 8 1.1 0.4%
27. Bill Cleere.......................................: 7 1.0 0.4%
28. Archie Leach......................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
29. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
30. Meat Plow.........................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
31. Kadaitcha Man.....................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
32. Wavy..............................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
33. veronica karlsson.................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
34. Uncle Monster.....................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
35. Michael N. LeVine.................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
36. Ronald 'More-More' Moshki.........................: 3 0.4 0.2%
37. Jazzycat1.........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
38. Rev Turd Fredericks...............................: 3 0.4 0.2%
39. mixed nuts........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
40. pandora...........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
41. Stephen Wilson....................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
42. Bill Cleere.......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
43. Stephen Allcroft..................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
44. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 2 0.3 0.1%
45. bloqueador rastreador.............................: 2 0.3 0.1%
46. dale..............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
47. extreme...........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
48. kcannon...........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
49. pmd...............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
50. A Dog.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
51. Arindam Banerjee..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
52. Barbi Satin.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
53. Colonel Jake......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
54. Don H.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
55. Frank A. Rosenbaum................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
56. Geo...............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
57. John Briggs.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
58. Ken S. Tucker.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
59. Marvel............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
60. Peter Hucker......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
61. Pinku-Sensei......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
62. Richard Wadd Esq..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
63. Scott Campbell....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
64. Sweetness.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
65. White Rose........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
66. chromdom@gmail.com................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
67. marika............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
68. needles...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
69. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?Sir_Obi_~_Sigzilla_o=83?= OOTIKOF..: 1 0.1 0.1%
70. Andrew............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
71. BaronLurk.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
72. Caduceus..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
73. Caduceus..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
74. Edward Cowling London UK..........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
75. George............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
76. Gilbert T . Sullivan..............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
77. Honorable Professeur Von TwoSteps OA..............: 1 0.1 0.1%
78. Jax...............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
79. Jette.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
80. John VanSickle....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
81. MAXdaAXEjd........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
82. Naked Gonad.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
83. Peter Hood........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
84. Robin T Cox.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
85. The...............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
86. bobbynonek........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
87. bubbles...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
88. chazmatazz........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
89. coollbeauty.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
90. crookedjunk.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
91. fsdstudio.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
92. jolelda...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
93. moghouse..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
94. sdr...............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
95. this ng...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%

Top 500 Bandwidth-Slurping Posters: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
===========================================================================
1. Tim Bruening......................................: 2025 289.4 36.8%
2. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 558 79.8 10.2%
3. dave hillstrom....................................: 432 61.7 7.9%
4. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 203 29.1 3.7%
5. nemo..............................................: 173 24.8 3.2%
6. ah................................................: 169 24.1 3.1%
7. Tim Weaver........................................: 158 22.7 2.9%
8. mimus.............................................: 154 22.1 2.8%
9. Jonathan Herr.....................................: 126 18.1 2.3%
10. The 2-Belo........................................: 123 17.6 2.2%
11. sdr...............................................: 109 15.6 2.0%
12. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f?=...............: 105 15.1 1.9%
13. J . Raoul Xemblinosky.............................: 94 13.4 1.7%
14. Art Deco..........................................: 80 11.5 1.5%
15. Menjy.............................................: 71 10.2 1.3%
16. pscissons.........................................: 65 9.3 1.2%
17. Steve Leyland.....................................: 61 8.8 1.1%
18. Kali..............................................: 51 7.4 0.9%
19. mariposas rand mair fheal.........................: 50 7.2 0.9%
20. Brian Mailman.....................................: 48 6.9 0.9%
21. John \"C\.........................................: 47 6.8 0.9%
22. Aratzio...........................................: 44 6.4 0.8%
23. Bill Cleere.......................................: 36 5.3 0.7%
24. Daedalus..........................................: 34 4.9 0.6%
25. dale..............................................: 32 4.6 0.6%
26. WeeSaul...........................................: 29 4.3 0.5%
27. Sir F . A . Rien..................................: 28 4.0 0.5%
28. Shirley...........................................: 27 3.9 0.5%
29. Bill Cleere.......................................: 22 3.2 0.4%
30. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 18 2.6 0.3%
31. knoxy.............................................: 17 2.5 0.3%
32. Wavy..............................................: 16 2.3 0.3%
33. veronica karlsson.................................: 15 2.3 0.3%
34. Archie Leach......................................: 15 2.3 0.3%
35. Caduceus..........................................: 14 2.0 0.3%
36. Uncle Monster.....................................: 13 1.9 0.2%
37. Kadaitcha Man.....................................: 13 1.9 0.2%
38. Meat Plow.........................................: 11 1.6 0.2%
39. Jazzycat1.........................................: 10 1.5 0.2%
40. Rev Turd Fredericks...............................: 9 1.4 0.2%
41. pandora...........................................: 8 1.3 0.2%
42. Richard Wadd Esq..................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
43. Naked Gonad.......................................: 7 1.1 0.1%
44. Michael N. LeVine.................................: 7 1.1 0.1%
45. kcannon...........................................: 7 1.0 0.1%
46. mixed nuts........................................: 6 1.0 0.1%
47. Ronald 'More-More' Moshki.........................: 6 1.0 0.1%
48. Bill Cleere.......................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
49. Frank A. Rosenbaum................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
50. Stephen Wilson....................................: 5 0.7 0.1%
51. Pinku-Sensei......................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
52. pmd...............................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
53. Colonel Jake......................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
54. extreme...........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
55. bloqueador rastreador.............................: 3 0.6 0.1%
56. Stephen Allcroft..................................: 3 0.6 0.1%
57. Geo...............................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
58. Peter Hucker......................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
59. Ken S. Tucker.....................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
60. Jette.............................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
61. chazmatazz........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
62. fsdstudio.........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
63. Gilbert T . Sullivan..............................: 2 0.4 0.0%
64. Honorable Professeur Von TwoSteps OA..............: 2 0.4 0.0%
65. Don H.............................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
66. A Dog.............................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
67. marika............................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
68. Arindam Banerjee..................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
69. John VanSickle....................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
70. The...............................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
71. Andrew............................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
72. chromdom@gmail.com................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
73. BaronLurk.........................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
74. Scott Campbell....................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
75. Barbi Satin.......................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
76. Peter Hood........................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
77. Sweetness.........................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
78. John Briggs.......................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
79. Marvel............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
80. Jax...............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
81. needles...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
82. MAXdaAXEjd........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
83. this ng...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
84. George............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
85. bubbles...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
86. jolelda...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
87. Robin T Cox.......................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
88. moghouse..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
89. Caduceus..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
90. bobbynonek........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
91. Edward Cowling London UK..........................: 1 0.2 0.0%
92. crookedjunk.......................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
93. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?Sir_Obi_~_Sigzilla_o=83?= OOTIKOF..: 1 0.2 0.0%
94. coollbeauty.......................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
95. White Rose........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%

Top 500 Popular Threads: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
==============================================================
1. no possible subject line could properly introduce : 62 8.9 3.3%
2. Homo! LOL.........................................: 55 7.9 2.9%
3. 3/4 Puns..........................................: 54 7.7 2.9%
4. Triple-Dog Dare...................................: 50 7.1 2.6%
5. 4/3 Puns..........................................: 42 6.0 2.2%
6. Backbuild! LOL...................................: 42 6.0 2.2%
7. 3/28 Puns.........................................: 36 5.1 1.9%
8. 3/31 Puns.........................................: 34 4.9 1.8%
9. March 31 Puns.....................................: 32 4.6 1.7%
10. Hey, Jonathomo....................................: 31 4.4 1.6%
11. I CANT STOP WIGGLING..............................: 31 4.4 1.6%
12. John C. Penis Cascade! was: Re: Immediate Nym cha: 29 4.1 1.5%
13. March 28 Puns.....................................: 29 4.1 1.5%
14. Caesar Chavez Day Puns............................: 28 4.0 1.5%
15. so, kali..........................................: 28 4.0 1.5%
16. I challenge Wavy G to a troll-off!!!!.............: 26 3.7 1.4%
17. 31/3 Puns.........................................: 24 3.4 1.3%
18. Hey, homo.........................................: 24 3.4 1.3%
19. Lent Puns.........................................: 24 3.4 1.3%
20. 28 March Puns.....................................: 23 3.3 1.2%
21. On IKYABWAIs. Oh, and homos.......................: 23 3.3 1.2%
22. April Fools Day Puns..............................: 22 3.1 1.2%
23. 31 March Puns.....................................: 21 3.0 1.1%
24. 4/1 Puns..........................................: 20 2.9 1.1%
25. April 2 Puns......................................: 20 2.9 1.1%
26. NOMINATION (was Re: I want to be a member of MEOW): 20 2.9 1.1%
27. arent any of you bastards up at 7am, huh, huh?....: 20 2.9 1.1%
28. 1/4 Puns..........................................: 19 2.7 1.0%
29. 28/3 Puns.........................................: 19 2.7 1.0%
30. 4/2 Puns..........................................: 19 2.7 1.0%
31. how many different toilets are their around the wo: 18 2.6 1.0%
32. someone, say something!...........................: 18 2.6 1.0%
33. 27 March Puns.....................................: 17 2.4 0.9%
34. wankers.. the lot of you..........................: 17 2.4 0.9%
35. 27/3 Puns.........................................: 16 2.3 0.8%
36. St. John the Baptist Day Puns.....................: 16 2.3 0.8%
37. 2/4 Puns..........................................: 15 2.1 0.8%
38. 3/15 Puns.........................................: 15 2.1 0.8%
39. April 4 Puns......................................: 15 2.1 0.8%
40. Easter Week Puns..................................: 15 2.1 0.8%
41. Web-Hunt: The Modern Laocoon......................: 15 2.1 0.8%
42. 2nd Sunday Of Easter Puns.........................: 14 2.0 0.7%
43. Saint John the Baptist Day Puns...................: 14 2.0 0.7%
44. 2 To The 2nd, 2 To The 2nd Puns...................: 13 1.9 0.7%
45. 03/04/05 Puns.....................................: 12 1.7 0.6%
46. 2 To The Second, 2 To The Second Puns.............: 12 1.7 0.6%
47. 3/30 Puns.........................................: 12 1.7 0.6%
48. 95 Days...........................................: 12 1.7 0.6%
49. April 1 Puns......................................: 12 1.7 0.6%
50. So, why does Jamos Ludbunski write "I hace" all : 12 1.7 0.6%
51. 02/04/06 Puns.....................................: 11 1.6 0.6%
52. 2 Squared, 2 Squared Puns.........................: 11 1.6 0.6%
53. 2 To The 2, 2 To The 2 Puns.......................: 11 1.6 0.6%
54. 4/4 Puns..........................................: 11 1.6 0.6%
55. How's This For Obscure? : NWESFALSH!!! Jaoms Lbud: 11 1.6 0.6%
56. Kill File Bertie..................................: 11 1.6 0.6%
57. Saint Jean-Baptiste Day Puns......................: 11 1.6 0.6%
58. if mimus has eight legs...........................: 11 1.6 0.6%
59. ok................................................: 11 1.6 0.6%
60. 12/9 Puns.........................................: 10 1.4 0.5%
61. slackards of alt.flame (was Re: Hey, ****head.)...: 10 1.4 0.5%
62. V Puns............................................: 9 1.3 0.5%
63. 29 March Puns.....................................: 8 1.1 0.4%
64. ahem..............................................: 8 1.1 0.4%
65. 12 days...........................................: 7 1.0 0.4%
66. 29/3 Puns.........................................: 7 1.0 0.4%
67. Easter Saturday Puns..............................: 7 1.0 0.4%
68. I want to be a member of MEOW.....................: 7 1.0 0.4%
69. March 30 Puns.....................................: 7 1.0 0.4%
70. Purim Puns........................................: 7 1.0 0.4%
71. V Day.............................................: 7 1.0 0.4%
72. attn brian mailman................................: 7 1.0 0.4%
73. i bet mimus is slacking and asleep................: 7 1.0 0.4%
74. i hate my brain...................................: 7 1.0 0.4%
75. ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, ****head.>...........: 7 1.0 0.4%
76. 02/04/08 Puns.....................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
77. 110 Days..........................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
78. 125 Days..........................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
79. 30 March Puns.....................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
80. 30/3 Puns.........................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
81. April Fool!.......................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
82. Divine Mercy Sunday...............................: 6 0.9 0.3%
83. Let's look at the latest Ludbunski Doppler Radar..: 6 0.9 0.3%
84. St. Jean-Baptiste Day Puns........................: 6 0.9 0.3%
85. The greatest man ever.............................: 6 0.9 0.3%
86. To whom it may concern............................: 6 0.9 0.3%
87. ...Yuck!..........................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
88. 105 Days..........................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
89. 210 Days..........................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
90. 3/29 Puns.........................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
91. BOOM!.............................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
92. Carnivourism......................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
93. Divine Mercy Sunday Puns..........................: 5 0.7 0.3%
94. Doctor Who Plots..................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
95. Hamas Takeover Of Gaza Strip......................: 5 0.7 0.3%
96. June 24 Puns......................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
97. P Day.............................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
98. What happened funny fat women?....................: 5 0.7 0.3%
99. 100 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
100. 130 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
101. 145 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
102. 15 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
103. 150 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
104. 180 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
105. 2 Pi Day Puns.....................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
106. 270 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
107. 3/5 Puns..........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
108. 320 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
109. 5 Days............................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
110. 55 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
111. Anti Gravity Physics..............................: 4 0.6 0.2%
112. Bertie the Bunyip is froging me...................: 4 0.6 0.2%
113. Bird Puns.........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
114. Bring Back........................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
115. Canned for Stupidity..............................: 4 0.6 0.2%
116. March 29 Puns.....................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
117. NOMINATION: O-needy-ous Mad Hatter for Special Op: 4 0.6 0.2%
118. Passover Week Puns................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
119. Q Puns............................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
120. mimus.............................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
121. 1 To The 4th, 2 To The 4th Puns...................: 3 0.4 0.2%
122. 10 Days...........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
123. 30 Days...........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
124. 35 Days...........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
125. 40 Days...........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
126. 6/28 Puns.........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
127. 95 DAYS...........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
128. Animedeus Mad Fanboi. (was Re: Jonathan Herr is to: 3 0.4 0.2%
129. Bush, your worst nightmare........................: 3 0.4 0.2%
130. Gordon "Ludbunski" Gekko's tips on trading Wal Mar: 3 0.4 0.2%
131. IL GARANTE PER LA CONCORRENZA APRE UNA PRATICA (PS: 3 0.4 0.2%
132. Iraq Sovereignty Day Puns.........................: 3 0.4 0.2%
133. Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot f: 3 0.4 0.2%
134. Martin Luther King Day Puns.......................: 3 0.4 0.2%
135. the heavens.......................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
136. 04/06/08 Puns.....................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
137. 12/25 Puns........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
138. 140 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
139. 160 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
140. 175 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
141. 220 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
142. 225 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
143. 24 June Puns......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
144. 240 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
145. 260 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
146. 310 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
147. 330 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
148. 380 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
149. 3rd Oath Question.................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
150. 4 April Puns......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
151. 4th of July.......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
152. 7/7 Puns..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
153. 70 Days...........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
154. 75 Days...........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
155. 80 Days...........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
156. 90 Days...........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
157. April 10 Puns.....................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
158. Backbuild! LOLMO.................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
159. British Puns......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
160. Celebrities on usenet facing off [Re: I challenge : 2 0.3 0.1%
161. Darfur Genocide And Sudanese Oil..................: 2 0.3 0.1%
162. Definitions.......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
163. Dishes............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
164. Divide and Conquer Spoiler Qs.....................: 2 0.3 0.1%
165. Double Pi Day Puns................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
166. Escaped WW2 chickens..............................: 2 0.3 0.1%
167. Hey, Homo.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
168. John C. Penis Cascade! was: Re: Immediate Nym chan: 2 0.3 0.1%
169. March 14 Puns.....................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
170. NWESFALSH!!! Well, For Retards Anyway.............: 2 0.3 0.1%
171. Opinion of Autistic people!.......................: 2 0.3 0.1%
172. P-Day!............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
173. PING Dave.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
174. Perfect Number Day Puns...........................: 2 0.3 0.1%
175. Q Stuff...........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
176. Silly Americans again.............................: 2 0.3 0.1%
177. St. Jean-Baptist Day Puns.........................: 2 0.3 0.1%
178. That's Usually a Bad Sign.........................: 2 0.3 0.1%
179. UN OKs Islamic Text Against Defamation............: 2 0.3 0.1%
180. Web features of the future........................: 2 0.3 0.1%
181. Will Smith Rules..................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
182. Xnews Scoring.....................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
183. arent any of you bastards up at 7am, huh, huh? ...: 2 0.3 0.1%
184. molly.............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
185. rob cypher got a room at the ymca.................: 2 0.3 0.1%
186. should i watch johnny mnemonic or go to bed?......: 2 0.3 0.1%
187. the state of stuff................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
188. "Puns of the Weak" 12/01/00.......................: 1 0.1 0.1%
189. 1/27 Puns.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
190. 10,000 Days.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
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235. Churches..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
236. Dates.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
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252. In which Jonathan Herr is proved factually wrong..: 1 0.1 0.1%
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261. Monthly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flon: 1 0.1 0.1%
262. Nightside City By Lawrence Watt-Evans.............: 1 0.1 0.1%
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269. Shut the **** up, Ludbunski.......................: 1 0.1 0.1%
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2. no possible subject line could properly introduce : 255 36.5 4.6%
3. Homo! LOL.........................................: 196 28.1 3.6%
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5. Hey, homo.........................................: 149 21.4 2.7%
6. Backbuild! LOL...................................: 143 20.6 2.6%
7. Triple-Dog Dare...................................: 142 20.4 2.6%
8. I challenge Wavy G to a troll-off!!!!.............: 134 19.2 2.4%
9. 3/4 Puns..........................................: 116 16.7 2.1%
10. UN OKs Islamic Text Against Defamation............: 113 16.2 2.1%
11. wankers.. the lot of you..........................: 108 15.6 2.0%
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13. I CANT STOP WIGGLING..............................: 98 14.1 1.8%
14. John C. Penis Cascade! was: Re: Immediate Nym cha: 97 13.9 1.8%
15. On IKYABWAIs. Oh, and homos.......................: 90 12.9 1.6%
16. 3/31 Puns.........................................: 76 10.9 1.4%
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19. arent any of you bastards up at 7am, huh, huh?....: 66 9.4 1.2%
20. NOMINATION (was Re: I want to be a member of MEOW): 64 9.2 1.2%
21. so, kali..........................................: 63 9.0 1.2%
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23. Caesar Chavez Day Puns............................: 62 8.9 1.1%
24. How's This For Obscure? : NWESFALSH!!! Jaoms Lbud: 53 7.6 1.0%
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26. Lent Puns.........................................: 52 7.5 1.0%
27. 31/3 Puns.........................................: 51 7.3 0.9%
28. Web-Hunt: The Modern Laocoon......................: 50 7.2 0.9%
29. how many different toilets are their around the wo: 49 7.0 0.9%
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31. 28 March Puns.....................................: 47 6.8 0.9%
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36. Kill File Bertie..................................: 38 5.6 0.7%
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45. Let's look at the latest Ludbunski Doppler Radar..: 34 5.0 0.6%
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64. 95 Days...........................................: 23 3.3 0.4%
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80. 12 days...........................................: 16 2.3 0.3%
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86. Animedeus Mad Fanboi. (was Re: Jonathan Herr is to: 14 2.1 0.3%
87. Virginia Newbon her prostitution cultivated charac: 14 2.0 0.3%
88. 29 March Puns.....................................: 13 2.0 0.2%
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277. Stan..............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
278. 200 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
279. Gaza Strip........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
280. 45 Days...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
281. 245 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
282. 610 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
283. 298 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
284. 295 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
285. 14,610 Days.......................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
286. 355 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
287. sexy world models.................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
288. 297 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
289. 155 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
290. 291 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
291. 10,000 Days.......................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
292. Zionists Foment Race War in Germany...............: 1 0.2 0.0%
293. colostomy bag of looooooooooooove.................: 1 0.2 0.0%
294. mahima............................................: 0 0.1 0.0%

Top 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
===============================================================
1. Onideus Mad Hatter........................................: 66.6%
2. Menjy.....................................................: 35.8%
3. Bill Cleere...............................................: 35.7%
4. knoxy.....................................................: 32.6%
5. nemo......................................................: 31.6%
6. Bill Cleere...............................................: 30.2%
7. mimus.....................................................: 29.2%
8. mariposas rand mair fheal.................................: 20.5%
9. Sir F . A . Rien..........................................: 20.4%
10. Tim Bruening..............................................: 19.7%

Bottom 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
==================================================================
1. ah........................................................: 1.9%
2. Art Deco..................................................: 2.9%
3. Jonathan Herr.............................................: 5.6%
4. Tim Weaver................................................: 6.3%
5. J . Raoul Xemblinosky.....................................: 6.7%
6. Kali......................................................: 8.0%
7. dave hillstrom............................................: 9.0%
8. Aratzio...................................................: 9.5%
9. WeeSaul...................................................: 9.7%
10. veronica karlsson.........................................: 10.3%

Top 10 Crossposting Groups: Posts in Group
==========================================
1. demon.local..................................................: 1161
2. mn.humor.....................................................: 1119
3. alt.humor....................................................: 1087
4. alt.humor.puns...............................................: 1052
5. alt.usenet.kooks.............................................: 494
6. rec.humor....................................................: 390
7. alt.flame....................................................: 365
8. alt.tasteless.jokes..........................................: 358
9. alt.2600.....................................................: 258
10. alt.troll....................................................: 245

====================================================
End of stats for alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk

 

[dave hillstrom]

On Fri, 4 Apr 2008 23:04:21 +0000 (UTC), Usenet Stats Poster
<stats@lies.damn.lies> wrote:

>Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>===============================================================
> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 1003 143.3 53.1%
> 2. dave hillstrom....................................: 154 22.0 8.2%
> 3. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 95 13.6 5.0%
> 4. nemo..............................................: 83 11.9 4.4%
> 5. mimus.............................................: 52 7.4 2.8%
> 6. Tim Weaver........................................: 41 5.9 2.2%
> 7. ah................................................: 40 5.7 2.1%

mimus. i posted 3 TIMES what you posted. are you sick?

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

<This space for rent.>

 

[Aratzio]

On Fri, 4 Apr 2008 23:04:21 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Usenet Stats Poster
<stats@lies.damn.lies> got double secret probation for writing:

> 17. Aratzio...........................................: 13 1.9 0.7%

How sad, I go away for almost a week and am still in the top 20.


--

A Number 1, Grade A, Prime USDA 'Ratz
Accept No Substitute

 

[mimus]

On Fri, 04 Apr 2008 22:34:16 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:

> On Fri, 4 Apr 2008 23:04:21 +0000 (UTC), Usenet Stats Poster
> <stats@lies.damn.lies> wrote:
>
>>Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>===============================================================
>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 1003 143.3 53.1%
>> 2. dave hillstrom....................................: 154 22.0 8.2%
>> 3. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 95 13.6 5.0%
>> 4. nemo..............................................: 83 11.9 4.4%
>> 5. mimus.............................................: 52 7.4 2.8%
>> 6. Tim Weaver........................................: 41 5.9 2.2%
>> 7. ah................................................: 40 5.7 2.1%
>
> mimus. i posted 3 TIMES what you posted. are you sick?

Um. Distracted. Yea and verily. Keep up the good work. TIA.

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

You want a job and a lizard to ride?

< _The Einstein Intersection_

 

[mimus]

On Fri, 04 Apr 2008 20:13:55 -0700, Aratzio wrote:

> On Fri, 4 Apr 2008 23:04:21 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Usenet Stats Poster
> <stats@lies.damn.lies> got double secret probation for writing:
>
>> 17. Aratzio...........................................: 13 1.9 0.7%
>
> How sad, I go away for almost a week and am still in the top 20.

It comes and goes.

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

You want a job and a lizard to ride?

< _The Einstein Intersection_

 

[Shirley]

"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
newsKadnfOCvtRXkmranZ2dnUVZ_sWdnZ2d@giganews.com...
> On Fri, 04 Apr 2008 22:34:16 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 4 Apr 2008 23:04:21 +0000 (UTC), Usenet Stats Poster
>> <stats@lies.damn.lies> wrote:
>>
>>>Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>>===============================================================
>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 1003 143.3 53.1%
>>> 2. dave hillstrom....................................: 154 22.0 8.2%
>>> 3. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 95 13.6 5.0%
>>> 4. nemo..............................................: 83 11.9 4.4%
>>> 5. mimus.............................................: 52 7.4 2.8%
>>> 6. Tim Weaver........................................: 41 5.9 2.2%
>>> 7. ah................................................: 40 5.7 2.1%
>>
>> mimus. i posted 3 TIMES what you posted. are you sick?
>
> Um. Distracted. Yea and verily. Keep up the good work. TIA.

Okay...before daev sends out the badgers for reconnisence (sp?)
umm...knowing minds need to know what has you distracted?

>
> --
> tinmimus99@hotmail.com
>
> smeeter 11 or maybe 12
>
> mp 10
>
> mhm 29x13
>
> You want a job and a lizard to ride?
>
> < _The Einstein Intersection_
>
>

 

[mimus]

On Sat, 05 Apr 2008 11:11:39 -0400, Shirley wrote:

> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> newsKadnfOCvtRXkmranZ2dnUVZ_sWdnZ2d@giganews.com...
>
>> On Fri, 04 Apr 2008 22:34:16 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:
>>
>>> On Fri, 4 Apr 2008 23:04:21 +0000 (UTC), Usenet Stats Poster
>>> <stats@lies.damn.lies> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>>>===============================================================
>>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 1003 143.3 53.1%
>>>> 2. dave hillstrom....................................: 154 22.0 8.2%
>>>> 3. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 95 13.6 5.0%
>>>> 4. nemo..............................................: 83 11.9 4.4%
>>>> 5. mimus.............................................: 52 7.4 2.8%
>>>> 6. Tim Weaver........................................: 41 5.9 2.2%
>>>> 7. ah................................................: 40 5.7 2.1%
>>>
>>> mimus. i posted 3 TIMES what you posted. are you sick?
>>
>> Um. Distracted. Yea and verily. Keep up the good work. TIA.
>
> Okay...before daev sends out the badgers for reconnisence (sp?)
> umm...knowing minds need to know what has you distracted?

<shiftily>

This and that.

On the Cool Front, or maybe not, since I fear I am both a "reading addict"
and a "history addict", and am thinking of suing abebooks for
"facilitation" of my "dependence" (why not? this is America), I finally
cracked and coughed up an obscene amount (to me) for Kinnier Wilson's _The
Rebel Lands_, a euhemeristic petrogeological interpretation of a rather
large amount of Emegirean (Sumerian)/Akkadian mythology, which arrived
yesterday, and kind of absorbed me a bit last night (I'm still brooding
over it a bit) . . . .

I love that book-- a not nearby but regional university, Marshall, has
long had a copy in its "special collections" library-- even though I fear
KW (as well as co-author Vanstiphout, and possibly a fair proportion of
the other "Assyriologists", this last not a bad bet at any time) may've
simply gone bonkers ("Wot, no sand-storms or lightning?"-- don't expect to
get that joke).

And even though, rather irritatingly, it doesn't prove (as I thought it
would) to be the source of my second-favorite what I thought was a quote
about the Anunnaki, "The land was smashed like a plate" (my favorite, of
course, is everyone's, the repeated "The Anunnaki raised their torches"--
which I don't remember being in there, either).

Brisk stuff.

Also, I've got a fuel problem with my old TBI Nissan pick-up truck,
hopefully not the shpxin' fuel-pump itself, since _it's_ in the shpxin'
fuel-tank . . . .

Life . . . .

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

I wonder what I have been up to.

< _Beyond Apollo_