Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk: week ending 5 Sep 2008.

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Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti

Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:00:00 GMT
Stats Begin...............: Fri, 29 Aug 2008 23:02:58 GMT
Stats End.................: Fri, 05 Sep 2008 22:24:09 GMT
Days......................: 7
Total No. of Articles.....: 1307
Total No. of Characters...: 4384582
Total Volume..............: 4281
Messages Per Day..........: 186.7
Characters Per Day........: 626368.9
Average Daily Volume......: 611 kB
Total Posters This Week...: 42
Messages with Sigs........: 10.02%
Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 74.05%
Original Content Rating...: 16.47%

Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
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1. Tim Bruening......................................: 1025 146.4 78.4%
2. Tim Weaver........................................: 54 7.7 4.1%
3. mimus.............................................: 47 6.7 3.6%
4. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 22 3.1 1.7%
5. mixed nuts........................................: 16 2.3 1.2%
6. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 15 2.1 1.1%
7. The 2-Belo........................................: 15 2.1 1.1%
8. Aratzio...........................................: 14 2.0 1.1%
9. Avoid normal situations...........................: 13 1.9 1.0%
10. dave hillstrom....................................: 10 1.4 0.8%
11. pscissons.........................................: 10 1.4 0.8%
12. knoxy.............................................: 9 1.3 0.7%
13. sharonburton......................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
14. Wavy..............................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
15. Per Smurfenegger..................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
16. Menjy.............................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
17. Sir F . A . Rien..................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
18. Veronica Karlsson.................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
19. nemo..............................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
20. Archie Leach......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
21. FrozenNorth.......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
22. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 2 0.3 0.2%
23. strangeways.......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
24. Mike Schilling....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
25. Mr Pounder........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
26. Peter Hucker......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
27. Steve Leyland.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
28. broughps@aol.com..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
29. dracosilv.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
30. =?iso-8859-1?b?p/H8aHfYo2Y=?=.....................: 1 0.1 0.1%
31. David DeLaney.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
32. Dougal............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
33. Ken McElhaney.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
34. Nabeel............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
35. Official Chung Demon..............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
36. Percival Cornelius................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
37. Puck..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
38. Were-Rabbi Ernst Zundel...........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
39. freddy............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
40. idmoochirp1.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
41. ncwaite...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
42. pfiland...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%

Top 500 Bandwidth-Slurping Posters: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
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1. Tim Bruening......................................: 2047 292.4 47.8%
2. The 2-Belo........................................: 572 81.8 13.4%
3. Avoid normal situations...........................: 538 76.9 12.6%
4. Tim Weaver........................................: 268 38.4 6.3%
5. mimus.............................................: 212 30.3 5.0%
6. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 145 20.8 3.4%
7. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 95 13.6 2.2%
8. mixed nuts........................................: 59 8.6 1.4%
9. dave hillstrom....................................: 46 6.6 1.1%
10. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 45 6.5 1.1%
11. pscissons.........................................: 40 5.8 1.0%
12. Aratzio...........................................: 30 4.3 0.7%
13. knoxy.............................................: 26 3.8 0.6%
14. sharonburton......................................: 18 2.7 0.4%
15. Wavy..............................................: 14 2.1 0.3%
16. Per Smurfenegger..................................: 12 1.8 0.3%
17. Menjy.............................................: 10 1.5 0.2%
18. nemo..............................................: 9 1.4 0.2%
19. Veronica Karlsson.................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
20. Steve Leyland.....................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
21. FrozenNorth.......................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
22. Official Chung Demon..............................: 7 1.1 0.2%
23. =?iso-8859-1?b?p/H8aHfYo2Y=?=.....................: 6 0.9 0.1%
24. Sir F . A . Rien..................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
25. Archie Leach......................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
26. Ken McElhaney.....................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
27. strangeways.......................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
28. freddy............................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
29. ncwaite...........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
30. broughps@aol.com..................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
31. Puck..............................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
32. dracosilv.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
33. Were-Rabbi Ernst Zundel...........................: 2 0.3 0.1%
34. David DeLaney.....................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
35. Mike Schilling....................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
36. Dougal............................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
37. Nabeel............................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
38. pfiland...........................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
39. idmoochirp1.......................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
40. Mr Pounder........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
41. Peter Hucker......................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
42. Percival Cornelius................................: 1 0.2 0.0%

Top 500 Popular Threads: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
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1. Ramadan Puns......................................: 75 10.7 5.7%
2. 1 Squared, 3 Squared Puns.........................: 55 7.9 4.2%
3. Labor Day Puns....................................: 54 7.7 4.1%
4. 8/30 Puns.........................................: 46 6.6 3.5%
5. Raptor............................................: 46 6.6 3.5%
6. My Experience with Mushroom Soup with Roasted Garl: 35 5.0 2.7%
7. 9/3 Puns..........................................: 33 4.7 2.5%
8. Matthew Moulton's Twelve Steps. (Re: NOTICE TO THE: 25 3.6 1.9%
9. 3 Squared, 1 Squared Puns.........................: 24 3.4 1.8%
10. 1 To The 2nd, 3 To The 2nd Puns...................: 23 3.3 1.8%
11. September 1 Puns..................................: 23 3.3 1.8%
12. 9/4 Puns..........................................: 20 2.9 1.5%
13. 3 Squared, 2 Squared Puns.........................: 18 2.6 1.4%
14. 3 To The Second, 1 To The Second Puns.............: 17 2.4 1.3%
15. My Finger Hurts...................................: 17 2.4 1.3%
16. "Puns of the Weak" 10/20/00......................: 16 2.3 1.2%
17. 1 September Puns..................................: 15 2.1 1.1%
18. 2 September Puns..................................: 14 2.0 1.1%
19. 4/9 Puns..........................................: 14 2.0 1.1%
20. it's T-I-M-E!!!!!!!!!!!...........................: 14 2.0 1.1%
21. Collecting children [was: Re: Hey]................: 13 1.9 1.0%
22. 3 To The 2, 3 To The 1 Puns.......................: 12 1.7 0.9%
23. 3/9 Puns..........................................: 12 1.7 0.9%
24. 1 To The 2, 3 To The 2 Puns.......................: 11 1.6 0.8%
25. September 4 Puns..................................: 11 1.6 0.8%
26. 245 Days..........................................: 10 1.4 0.8%
27. 3 To The 2nd, 1 To The 2nd Puns...................: 10 1.4 0.8%
28. 60 Days...........................................: 10 1.4 0.8%
29. I got bored.......................................: 10 1.4 0.8%
30. September 3 Puns..................................: 10 1.4 0.8%
31. 1 Squared, 5 Squared Puns.........................: 9 1.3 0.7%
32. 120 Days..........................................: 9 1.3 0.7%
33. 265 Days..........................................: 9 1.3 0.7%
34. 65 Days...........................................: 9 1.3 0.7%
35. Absolute Infuriation..............................: 9 1.3 0.7%
36. 105 Days..........................................: 8 1.1 0.6%
37. 165 Days..........................................: 8 1.1 0.6%
38. 305 Days..........................................: 8 1.1 0.6%
39. Read 'em & Weep -- Rec. Aviation Rogues Gallery is: 8 1.1 0.6%
40. 115 Days..........................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
41. 210 Days..........................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
42. 3 To The Second, 2 To The Second Puns.............: 7 1.0 0.5%
43. 5 September Puns..................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
44. 50 Days...........................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
45. Ludbunski Loto....................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
46. im selling out....................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
47. 1 To The 3rd, 2 To The 3rd Puns...................: 6 0.9 0.5%
48. 175 Days..........................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
49. 2/9 Puns..........................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
50. 20 Days...........................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
51. 3 To The 1st, 3 To The 2nd Puns...................: 6 0.9 0.5%
52. 30 Days...........................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
53. 315 Days..........................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
54. 90 Days...........................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
55. A New Hope........................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
56. Another one of these "Ping Veronica" posts........: 6 0.9 0.5%
57. Crystal anniversary...............................: 6 0.9 0.5%
58. Heathrow crash....................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
59. Ramadan...........................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
60. Robot Visions.....................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
61. September 5 Puns..................................: 6 0.9 0.5%
62. 1 Cubed, 2 Cubed Puns.............................: 5 0.7 0.4%
63. 1 To The Second, 3 To The Second Puns.............: 5 0.7 0.4%
64. 10 Days...........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
65. 195 Days..........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
66. 2 To The Second, 3 To The Second Puns.............: 5 0.7 0.4%
67. 22/11 Puns........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
68. 230 Days..........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
69. 240 Days..........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
70. 3 Squared, 3 To The First Puns....................: 5 0.7 0.4%
71. 3 To The 2nd, 3 To The 1st Puns...................: 5 0.7 0.4%
72. 335 Days..........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
73. 340 Days..........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
74. 345 Days..........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
75. 350 Days..........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
76. 355 Days..........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
77. 4 September Puns..................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
78. 40 Days...........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
79. 85 Days...........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
80. New Republican bumper sticker for 2008............: 5 0.7 0.4%
81. Reagan, Iran, Nicaragua, Hollywood................: 5 0.7 0.4%
82. Religion..........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
83. VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, August 2008.............: 5 0.7 0.4%
84. 125 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
85. 15 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
86. 155 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
87. 160 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
88. 170 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
89. 18 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
90. 2 To The 2nd, 3 To The 2nd Puns...................: 4 0.6 0.3%
91. 220 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
92. 250 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
93. 260 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
94. 270 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
95. 285 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
96. 295 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
97. 3 To The 2, 1 To The 2 Puns.......................: 4 0.6 0.3%
98. 3 To The 2nd, 2 To The 2nd Puns...................: 4 0.6 0.3%
99. 35 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
100. 360 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
101. 70 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
102. 75 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
103. 80 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
104. 9/2 Puns..........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
105. Changelings.......................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
106. Gustav............................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
107. March 15 Puns.....................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
108. Maxine gets the upper hand........................: 4 0.6 0.3%
109. Promise me........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
110. Reaganism of the Month............................: 4 0.6 0.3%
111. - - - - - test....................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
112. 1/9 Puns..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
113. 100 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
114. 110 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
115. 135 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
116. 140 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
117. 200 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
118. 205 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
119. 215 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
120. 225 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
121. 255 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
122. 275 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
123. 320 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
124. 325 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
125. 45 Days...........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
126. 5 Days............................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
127. 55 Days...........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
128. 9/1 Puns..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
129. 95 Days...........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
130. A Newbie Just Saying Hello!.......................: 3 0.4 0.2%
131. Alphabet Game.....................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
132. Do a Senior Moment and a Junior Moment Cancel Out?: 3 0.4 0.2%
133. History Repeats Itself...Kinda....................: 3 0.4 0.2%
134. I am fed up with this thread......................: 3 0.4 0.2%
135. OT:Actual Quotes from OBAMA book..................: 3 0.4 0.2%
136. Redundancy........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
137. The greatest man ever.............................: 3 0.4 0.2%
138. 1 To The 2, 3 To the 2 Puns.......................: 2 0.3 0.2%
139. 11/22 Puns........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
140. 15/3 Puns.........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
141. 20/8 Puns.........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
142. 235 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
143. 25 Days...........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
144. 28 August Puns....................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
145. 28/8 Puns.........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
146. 280 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
147. 3 To The 1st. 3 To The 2nd Puns...................: 2 0.3 0.2%
148. 300 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
149. 330 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
150. Fall..............................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
151. FlonkNews: This Didn't Sound So Good to Start With: 2 0.3 0.2%
152. Glitch In Robots And Empire.......................: 2 0.3 0.2%
153. Google Chrome.....................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
154. Opium In Afghanistan OT...........................: 2 0.3 0.2%
155. Pissed off!.......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
156. Reasons for leaving a job.........................: 2 0.3 0.2%
157. Religious Headlines...............................: 2 0.3 0.2%
158. Spring............................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
159. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 2 0.3 0.2%
160. 01/01/01!.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
161. 1 To The Second, 4 To The Second Puns.............: 1 0.1 0.1%
162. 11/23 Puns........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
163. 12 days...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
164. 130 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
165. 145 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
166. 15,315 Days.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
167. 150 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
168. 185 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
169. 190 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
170. 2/4 Puns..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
171. 20/3 Puns.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
172. 290 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
173. 3 Squared, 1 Squared..............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
174. 3 To The 2, 2 To The 2 Puns.......................: 1 0.1 0.1%
175. 3 To The 2, 3 To the 1 Puns.......................: 1 0.1 0.1%
176. 3/17 Puns.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
177. 31 August Puns....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
178. 31/8 Puns.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
179. 310 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
180. 365 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
181. 370 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
182. 425 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
183. 765 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
184. 8/12 Puns.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
185. 8/14 Puns.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
186. 8/15 or 15/8 Puns?...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
187. 8/4 Puns..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
188. 818 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
189. 9/27..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
190. Definitions.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
191. Explosive Letters.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
192. It's very quiet...................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
193. Marvin the misogynist.............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
194. Md. man guilty in 2006 murder case................: 1 0.1 0.1%
195. Metal Animals.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
196. Monthly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flon: 1 0.1 0.1%
197. Passover Puns.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
198. Post from the Mirror Universe.....................: 1 0.1 0.1%
199. Reds..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
200. Robot beacon story?...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
201. Rust In Peace.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
202. Saint Patrick's Day Puns..........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
203. Seduction Advice..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
204. Send Flowers To Jupiter!..........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
205. September 2 Puns..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
206. Silly Signs.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
207. Snakes on a Plain.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
208. Something Else I Missed the Memo On...............: 1 0.1 0.1%
209. Thanksgiving Day Puns.............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
210. Thanksgiving Puns.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
211. Vote now! Maxie for Busted Urinal Award, Sep 08...: 1 0.1 0.1%
212. Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week endin: 1 0.1 0.1%
213. Werewolf to coordinate sexy Vampire senoritas afte: 1 0.1 0.1%
214. Wizard Jokes......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%

Top 500 Bandwidth-Slurping Threads: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
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1. A New Hope........................................: 938 134.1 21.9%
2. My Experience with Mushroom Soup with Roasted Garl: 220 31.6 5.2%
3. Raptor............................................: 202 28.9 4.7%
4. Matthew Moulton's Twelve Steps. (Re: NOTICE TO THE: 158 22.7 3.7%
5. Ramadan Puns......................................: 152 21.8 3.6%
6. Labor Day Puns....................................: 143 20.5 3.3%
7. 1 Squared, 3 Squared Puns.........................: 115 16.5 2.7%
8. 8/30 Puns.........................................: 111 15.9 2.6%
9. Monthly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flon: 108 15.6 2.5%
10. 9/3 Puns..........................................: 81 11.6 1.9%
11. Crystal anniversary...............................: 78 11.2 1.8%
12. My Finger Hurts...................................: 59 8.5 1.4%
13. Collecting children [was: Re: Hey]................: 49 7.1 1.2%
14. 3 Squared, 1 Squared Puns.........................: 47 6.7 1.1%
15. 1 To The 2nd, 3 To The 2nd Puns...................: 45 6.5 1.1%
16. 3 Squared, 2 Squared Puns.........................: 43 6.3 1.0%
17. 9/4 Puns..........................................: 41 5.9 1.0%
18. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 40 5.8 1.0%
19. "Puns of the Weak" 10/20/00......................: 39 5.6 0.9%
20. it's T-I-M-E!!!!!!!!!!!...........................: 38 5.6 0.9%
21. September 1 Puns..................................: 38 5.5 0.9%
22. 4/9 Puns..........................................: 37 5.3 0.9%
23. 3 To The Second, 1 To The Second Puns.............: 34 5.0 0.8%
24. Absolute Infuriation..............................: 34 4.9 0.8%
25. 1 September Puns..................................: 31 4.5 0.7%
26. September 4 Puns..................................: 30 4.4 0.7%
27. 2 September Puns..................................: 30 4.3 0.7%
28. 3/9 Puns..........................................: 29 4.2 0.7%
29. I got bored.......................................: 28 4.0 0.7%
30. 3 To The 2, 3 To The 1 Puns.......................: 23 3.3 0.5%
31. Changelings.......................................: 23 3.3 0.5%
32. 1 To The 2, 3 To The 2 Puns.......................: 23 3.3 0.5%
33. Ludbunski Loto....................................: 21 3.0 0.5%
34. Another one of these "Ping Veronica" posts........: 20 3.0 0.5%
35. September 3 Puns..................................: 20 2.9 0.5%
36. History Repeats Itself...Kinda....................: 20 2.9 0.5%
37. 1 Squared, 5 Squared Puns.........................: 19 2.7 0.4%
38. 60 Days...........................................: 18 2.6 0.4%
39. 3 To The 2nd, 1 To The 2nd Puns...................: 17 2.5 0.4%
40. Robot Visions.....................................: 16 2.4 0.4%
41. Read 'em & Weep -- Rec. Aviation Rogues Gallery is: 15 2.3 0.4%
42. VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, August 2008.............: 15 2.2 0.4%
43. Promise me........................................: 15 2.2 0.4%
44. 245 Days..........................................: 15 2.2 0.4%
45. im selling out....................................: 14 2.1 0.3%
46. 50 Days...........................................: 14 2.1 0.3%
47. 3 To The 1st, 3 To The 2nd Puns...................: 13 2.0 0.3%
48. 1 To The 3rd, 2 To The 3rd Puns...................: 13 1.9 0.3%
49. 120 Days..........................................: 13 1.9 0.3%
50. 65 Days...........................................: 13 1.9 0.3%
51. 3 To The Second, 2 To The Second Puns.............: 12 1.9 0.3%
52. September 5 Puns..................................: 12 1.8 0.3%
53. 265 Days..........................................: 12 1.8 0.3%
54. 5 September Puns..................................: 12 1.8 0.3%
55. Alphabet Game.....................................: 12 1.8 0.3%
56. 105 Days..........................................: 12 1.7 0.3%
57. 2/9 Puns..........................................: 11 1.7 0.3%
58. 165 Days..........................................: 11 1.7 0.3%
59. 305 Days..........................................: 11 1.7 0.3%
60. 3 To The 2nd, 3 To The 1st Puns...................: 11 1.7 0.3%
61. Religion..........................................: 11 1.6 0.3%
62. 2 To The 2nd, 3 To The 2nd Puns...................: 10 1.5 0.3%
63. 115 Days..........................................: 10 1.5 0.2%
64. Heathrow crash....................................: 10 1.5 0.2%
65. Gustav............................................: 10 1.5 0.2%
66. New Republican bumper sticker for 2008............: 10 1.5 0.2%
67. 210 Days..........................................: 10 1.5 0.2%
68. Reagan, Iran, Nicaragua, Hollywood................: 10 1.5 0.2%
69. 1 To The Second, 3 To The Second Puns.............: 10 1.4 0.2%
70. Ramadan...........................................: 10 1.4 0.2%
71. 2 To The Second, 3 To The Second Puns.............: 9 1.4 0.2%
72. 20 Days...........................................: 9 1.3 0.2%
73. 3 Squared, 3 To The First Puns....................: 9 1.3 0.2%
74. 315 Days..........................................: 9 1.3 0.2%
75. Reaganism of the Month............................: 9 1.3 0.2%
76. 30 Days...........................................: 9 1.3 0.2%
77. A Newbie Just Saying Hello!.......................: 9 1.3 0.2%
78. 90 Days...........................................: 8 1.3 0.2%
79. 1 Cubed, 2 Cubed Puns.............................: 8 1.3 0.2%
80. 175 Days..........................................: 8 1.3 0.2%
81. Maxine gets the upper hand........................: 8 1.2 0.2%
82. 40 Days...........................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
83. 1/9 Puns..........................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
84. 3 To The 2nd, 2 To The 2nd Puns...................: 8 1.2 0.2%
85. OT:Actual Quotes from OBAMA book..................: 8 1.2 0.2%
86. 22/11 Puns........................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
87. 350 Days..........................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
88. 3 To The 2, 1 To The 2 Puns.......................: 7 1.1 0.2%
89. 340 Days..........................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
90. 4 September Puns..................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
91. 195 Days..........................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
92. 240 Days..........................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
93. 230 Days..........................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
94. 10 Days...........................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
95. 335 Days..........................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
96. FlonkNews: This Didn't Sound So Good to Start With: 7 1.1 0.2%
97. 85 Days...........................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
98. 355 Days..........................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
99. 345 Days..........................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
100. 15 Days...........................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
101. 9/2 Puns..........................................: 6 1.0 0.2%
102. March 15 Puns.....................................: 6 1.0 0.2%
103. Do a Senior Moment and a Junior Moment Cancel Out?: 6 1.0 0.2%
104. Redundancy........................................: 6 1.0 0.2%
105. 9/1 Puns..........................................: 6 0.9 0.2%
106. 250 Days..........................................: 6 0.9 0.2%
107. 35 Days...........................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
108. 260 Days..........................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
109. 360 Days..........................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
110. 220 Days..........................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
111. 270 Days..........................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
112. 18 Days...........................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
113. 70 Days...........................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
114. The greatest man ever.............................: 6 0.9 0.1%
115. 285 Days..........................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
116. 170 Days..........................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
117. I am fed up with this thread......................: 6 0.9 0.1%
118. - - - - - test....................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
119. 155 Days..........................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
120. 160 Days..........................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
121. 75 Days...........................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
122. 125 Days..........................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
123. 80 Days...........................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
124. 295 Days..........................................: 5 0.9 0.1%
125. 20/8 Puns.........................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
126. 8/15 or 15/8 Puns?...............................: 5 0.8 0.1%
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131. 225 Days..........................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
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136. 45 Days...........................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
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140. 100 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
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142. 215 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
143. 135 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
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147. 200 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
148. 95 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
149. 325 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
150. Glitch In Robots And Empire.......................: 4 0.6 0.1%
151. 8/12 Puns.........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
152. 31 August Puns....................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
153. Opium In Afghanistan OT...........................: 4 0.6 0.1%
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155. 11/22 Puns........................................: 3 0.6 0.1%
156. Definitions.......................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
157. 8/14 Puns.........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
158. Google Chrome.....................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
159. 3 To The 1st. 3 To The 2nd Puns...................: 3 0.5 0.1%
160. Something Else I Missed the Memo On...............: 3 0.5 0.1%
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162. Thanksgiving Puns.................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
163. 330 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
164. 1 To The Second, 4 To The Second Puns.............: 3 0.4 0.1%
165. 25 Days...........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
166. 280 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
167. 300 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
168. Post from the Mirror Universe.....................: 2 0.4 0.1%
169. Robot beacon story?...............................: 2 0.4 0.1%
170. Md. man guilty in 2006 murder case................: 2 0.4 0.1%
171. 235 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
172. Spring............................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
173. Marvin the misogynist.............................: 2 0.4 0.1%
174. Seduction Advice..................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
175. Snakes on a Plain.................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
176. 9/27..............................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
177. Saint Patrick's Day Puns..........................: 2 0.3 0.1%
178. 12 days...........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
179. Thanksgiving Day Puns.............................: 2 0.3 0.1%
180. Vote now! Maxie for Busted Urinal Award, Sep 08...: 2 0.3 0.1%
181. 3 To The 2, 3 To the 1 Puns.......................: 2 0.3 0.1%
182. 31/8 Puns.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
183. 11/23 Puns........................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
184. Passover Puns.....................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
185. 01/01/01!.........................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
186. September 2 Puns..................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
187. Explosive Letters.................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
188. Wizard Jokes......................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
189. 8/4 Puns..........................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
190. Werewolf to coordinate sexy Vampire senoritas afte: 1 0.2 0.0%
191. Silly Signs.......................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
192. Rust In Peace.....................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
193. Send Flowers To Jupiter!..........................: 1 0.2 0.0%
194. 20/3 Puns.........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
195. 3/17 Puns.........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
196. 185 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
197. 130 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
198. 3 To The 2, 2 To The 2 Puns.......................: 1 0.2 0.0%
199. 145 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
200. 2/4 Puns..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
201. Reds..............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
202. 290 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
203. Metal Animals.....................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
204. 3 Squared, 1 Squared..............................: 1 0.2 0.0%
205. 365 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
206. 15,315 Days.......................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
207. 190 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
208. 310 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
209. 150 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
210. 370 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
211. 765 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
212. 425 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
213. 818 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
214. It's very quiet...................................: 1 0.2 0.0%

Top 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
===============================================================
1. Onideus Mad Hatter........................................: 62.8%
2. Wavy......................................................: 53.4%
3. sharonburton..............................................: 28.3%
4. Bertie the Bunyip.........................................: 24.2%
5. Tim Bruening..............................................: 20.7%
6. Aratzio...................................................: 19.0%
7. mimus.....................................................: 16.3%
8. mixed nuts................................................: 14.5%
9. dave hillstrom............................................: 13.2%
10. pscissons.................................................: 9.6%

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1. The 2-Belo................................................: 0.6%
2. Avoid normal situations...................................: 1.0%
3. Tim Weaver................................................: 5.8%
4. Per Smurfenegger..........................................: 6.0%
5. knoxy.....................................................: 7.3%
6. pscissons.................................................: 9.6%
7. dave hillstrom............................................: 13.2%
8. mixed nuts................................................: 14.5%
9. mimus.....................................................: 16.3%
10. Aratzio...................................................: 19.0%

Top 10 Crossposting Groups: Posts in Group
==========================================
1. mn.humor.....................................................: 1028
2. demon.local..................................................: 1024
3. alt.humor....................................................: 1009
4. alt.humor.puns...............................................: 993
5. rec.humor....................................................: 446
6. alt.talk.bollocks............................................: 363
7. alt.tasteless.jokes..........................................: 318
8. bit.listserv.autism..........................................: 224
9. alt.support.autism...........................................: 136
10. alt.usenet.kooks.............................................: 63

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End of stats for alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk

 

[mimus]

On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:03:14 +0000, Usenet Stats Poster wrote:

> 3. mimus.............................................: 47 6.7 3.6%

Now _that's_ pitiful, me being Numbah Three and distracted by the US Open
all week.

Losers!

One more match to go on the women's side, tomorrow night, Serena v.
Jankovic, the former eating the latter alive, if I'm any judge of Williams
finals.

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

Take a deep breath, take a walk, cool off, plot a bit, and serve again.

 

[Aratzio]

On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 20:08:57 -0400, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
got double secret probation for writing:

>On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:03:14 +0000, Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>
>> 3. mimus.............................................: 47 6.7 3.6%
>
>Now _that's_ pitiful, me being Numbah Three and distracted by the US Open
>all week.
>
>Losers!
>
>One more match to go on the women's side, tomorrow night, Serena v.
>Jankovic, the former eating the latter alive, if I'm any judge of Williams
>finals.

http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=184086

Shut up hypocrites!

 

[mimus]

On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 19:29:33 -0700, Aratzio wrote:

> On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 20:08:57 -0400, in the land of
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
> got double secret probation for writing:
>
>> On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:03:14 +0000, Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>
>>> 3. mimus.............................................: 47 6.7 3.6%
>>
>> Now _that's_ pitiful, me being Numbah Three and distracted by the US
>> Open all week.
>>
>> Losers!
>>
>> One more match to go on the women's side, tomorrow night, Serena v.
>> Jankovic, the former eating the latter alive, if I'm any judge of
>> Williams finals.
>
> http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=184086
>
> Shut up hypocrites!

I don't even have the sound hooked up to my system, so you'll have to clue
me in on wot it's all about.

They measuring Sharapova's shrieks again?

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

You want a job and a lizard to ride?

< _The Einstein Intersection_

 

[Aratzio]

On Sat, 06 Sep 2008 00:35:43 -0400, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
got double secret probation for writing:

>On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 19:29:33 -0700, Aratzio wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 20:08:57 -0400, in the land of
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>> got double secret probation for writing:
>>
>>> On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:03:14 +0000, Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>>
>>>> 3. mimus.............................................: 47 6.7 3.6%
>>>
>>> Now _that's_ pitiful, me being Numbah Three and distracted by the US
>>> Open all week.
>>>
>>> Losers!
>>>
>>> One more match to go on the women's side, tomorrow night, Serena v.
>>> Jankovic, the former eating the latter alive, if I'm any judge of
>>> Williams finals.
>>
>> http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=184086
>>
>> Shut up hypocrites!
>
>I don't even have the sound hooked up to my system, so you'll have to clue
>me in on wot it's all about.
>
>They measuring Sharapova's shrieks again?

Rove whines about Palin's credentials being great
Rove whines about someone with much etter credentials being
unqualified.

O'reilly says Palin preggers is off limits, private matter
O'reilly says Spears baby parents at fault "pinheads".

Dick Morris whines "deep sexism"
Dick Morris claims Clinton hiding behind apron strings.

Woman with long name whines about clinton being whiney.
Woman with long name whines about palin being picked upon.

Palin claims women should suck it up and doo better.

 

[mimus]

On Sat, 06 Sep 2008 00:45:10 -0700, Aratzio wrote:

> On Sat, 06 Sep 2008 00:35:43 -0400, in the land of
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
> got double secret probation for writing:
>
>> On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 19:29:33 -0700, Aratzio wrote:
>>
>>> On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 20:08:57 -0400, in the land of
>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>>> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>
>>>> On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:03:14 +0000, Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> 3. mimus.............................................: 47 6.7 3.6%
>>>>
>>>> Now _that's_ pitiful, me being Numbah Three and distracted by the US
>>>> Open all week.
>>>>
>>>> Losers!
>>>>
>>>> One more match to go on the women's side, tomorrow night, Serena v.
>>>> Jankovic, the former eating the latter alive, if I'm any judge of
>>>> Williams finals.
>>>
>>> http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=184086
>>>
>>> Shut up hypocrites!
>>
>> I don't even have the sound hooked up to my system, so you'll have to
>> clue me in on wot it's all about.
>>
>> They measuring Sharapova's shrieks again?
>
> Rove whines about Palin's credentials being great
> Rove whines about someone with much better credentials being
> unqualified.
>
> O'reilly says Palin preggers is off limits, private matter
> O'reilly says Spears baby parents at fault "pinheads".
>
> Dick Morris whines "deep sexism"
> Dick Morris claims Clinton hiding behind apron strings.
>
> Woman with long name whines about clinton being whiney.
> Woman with long name whines about palin being picked upon.
>
> Palin claims women should suck it up and doo better.

Has anyone compared the cost to the US and the world of Clinton v.
Bush-Cheney sleaze?

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

"You are either insane or a fool."
"I am a sanitary inspector."

< _Maske: Thaery_

 

[Tim Weaver]

mimus wrote:

> On Sat, 06 Sep 2008 00:45:10 -0700, Aratzio wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 06 Sep 2008 00:35:43 -0400, in the land of
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>> got double secret probation for writing:
>>
>>> On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 19:29:33 -0700, Aratzio wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 20:08:57 -0400, in the land of
>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>>>> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>
>>>>> On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:03:14 +0000, Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> 3. mimus.............................................: 47 6.7 3.6%
>>>>>
>>>>> Now _that's_ pitiful, me being Numbah Three and distracted by the US
>>>>> Open all week.
>>>>>
>>>>> Losers!
>>>>>
>>>>> One more match to go on the women's side, tomorrow night, Serena v.
>>>>> Jankovic, the former eating the latter alive, if I'm any judge of
>>>>> Williams finals.
>>>>
>>>> http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=184086
>>>>
>>>> Shut up hypocrites!
>>>
>>> I don't even have the sound hooked up to my system, so you'll have to
>>> clue me in on wot it's all about.
>>>
>>> They measuring Sharapova's shrieks again?
>>
>> Rove whines about Palin's credentials being great
>> Rove whines about someone with much better credentials being unqualified.
>>
>> O'reilly says Palin preggers is off limits, private matter
>> O'reilly says Spears baby parents at fault "pinheads".
>>
>> Dick Morris whines "deep sexism"
>> Dick Morris claims Clinton hiding behind apron strings.
>>
>> Woman with long name whines about clinton being whiney.
>> Woman with long name whines about palin being picked upon.
>>
>> Palin claims women should suck it up and doo better.
>
> Has anyone compared the cost to the US and the world of Clinton v.
> Bush-Cheney sleaze?

Sleaze in politics? Wha?!? Blasphemer!
--
Tim Weaver

"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,
difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-
boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

- Gene Spafford, 1992

 

[mimus]

On Sat, 06 Sep 2008 14:50:46 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:

> mimus wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 06 Sep 2008 00:45:10 -0700, Aratzio wrote:
>>
>>> On Sat, 06 Sep 2008 00:35:43 -0400, in the land of
>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>>> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>
>>>> On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 19:29:33 -0700, Aratzio wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 20:08:57 -0400, in the land of
>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>>>>> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:03:14 +0000, Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> 3. mimus.............................................: 47 6.7 3.6%
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Now _that's_ pitiful, me being Numbah Three and distracted by the US
>>>>>> Open all week.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Losers!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> One more match to go on the women's side, tomorrow night, Serena v.
>>>>>> Jankovic, the former eating the latter alive, if I'm any judge of
>>>>>> Williams finals.
>>>>>
>>>>> http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=184086
>>>>>
>>>>> Shut up hypocrites!
>>>>
>>>> I don't even have the sound hooked up to my system, so you'll have to
>>>> clue me in on wot it's all about.
>>>>
>>>> They measuring Sharapova's shrieks again?
>>>
>>> Rove whines about Palin's credentials being great
>>> Rove whines about someone with much better credentials being unqualified.
>>>
>>> O'reilly says Palin preggers is off limits, private matter
>>> O'reilly says Spears baby parents at fault "pinheads".
>>>
>>> Dick Morris whines "deep sexism"
>>> Dick Morris claims Clinton hiding behind apron strings.
>>>
>>> Woman with long name whines about clinton being whiney.
>>> Woman with long name whines about palin being picked upon.
>>>
>>> Palin claims women should suck it up and doo better.
>>
>> Has anyone compared the cost to the US and the world of Clinton v.
>> Bush-Cheney sleaze?
>
> Sleaze in politics? Wha?!? Blasphemer!

We need to re-write that catch-phrase to be "the least of two sleazels".

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

You don't know what I see back in this Country. Bribes,
Impersonations, Land Fraud, Scalp-stealing, Ginseng Diversion.
Each Day brings Spectacle ever more disheartening.

< _Mason & Dixon_

 

[Tim Weaver]

mimus wrote:

> On Sat, 06 Sep 2008 14:50:46 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>
>> mimus wrote:
>>
>>> On Sat, 06 Sep 2008 00:45:10 -0700, Aratzio wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Sat, 06 Sep 2008 00:35:43 -0400, in the land of
>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>>>> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>
>>>>> On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 19:29:33 -0700, Aratzio wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 20:08:57 -0400, in the land of
>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>>>>>> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:03:14 +0000, Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> 3. mimus.............................................: 47 6.7
>>>>>>>> 3.6%
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Now _that's_ pitiful, me being Numbah Three and distracted by the
>>>>>>> US Open all week.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Losers!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> One more match to go on the women's side, tomorrow night, Serena
>>>>>>> v. Jankovic, the former eating the latter alive, if I'm any judge
>>>>>>> of Williams finals.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=184086
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Shut up hypocrites!
>>>>>
>>>>> I don't even have the sound hooked up to my system, so you'll have
>>>>> to clue me in on wot it's all about.
>>>>>
>>>>> They measuring Sharapova's shrieks again?
>>>>
>>>> Rove whines about Palin's credentials being great
>>>> Rove whines about someone with much better credentials being
>>>> unqualified.
>>>>
>>>> O'reilly says Palin preggers is off limits, private matter
>>>> O'reilly says Spears baby parents at fault "pinheads".
>>>>
>>>> Dick Morris whines "deep sexism"
>>>> Dick Morris claims Clinton hiding behind apron strings.
>>>>
>>>> Woman with long name whines about clinton being whiney.
>>>> Woman with long name whines about palin being picked upon.
>>>>
>>>> Palin claims women should suck it up and doo better.
>>>
>>> Has anyone compared the cost to the US and the world of Clinton v.
>>> Bush-Cheney sleaze?
>>
>> Sleaze in politics? Wha?!? Blasphemer!
>
> We need to re-write that catch-phrase to be "the least of two sleazels".

Or just call them what they are: Power hungry, money grubbing, egomaniacal
scumbags.
--
Tim Weaver

"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,
difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-
boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

- Gene Spafford, 1992

 

[mixed nuts]

Tim Weaver wrote:
> mimus wrote:
>
>>On Sat, 06 Sep 2008 14:50:46 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>
>>>mimus wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Sat, 06 Sep 2008 00:45:10 -0700, Aratzio wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Sat, 06 Sep 2008 00:35:43 -0400, in the land of
>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>>>>>got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 19:29:33 -0700, Aratzio wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 20:08:57 -0400, in the land of
>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>>>>>>>got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:03:14 +0000, Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>3. mimus.............................................: 47 6.7
>>>>>>>>>3.6%
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Now _that's_ pitiful, me being Numbah Three and distracted by the
>>>>>>>>US Open all week.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Losers!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>One more match to go on the women's side, tomorrow night, Serena
>>>>>>>>v. Jankovic, the former eating the latter alive, if I'm any judge
>>>>>>>>of Williams finals.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=184086
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Shut up hypocrites!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I don't even have the sound hooked up to my system, so you'll have
>>>>>>to clue me in on wot it's all about.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>They measuring Sharapova's shrieks again?
>>>>>
>>>>>Rove whines about Palin's credentials being great
>>>>>Rove whines about someone with much better credentials being
>>>>>unqualified.
>>>>>
>>>>>O'reilly says Palin preggers is off limits, private matter
>>>>>O'reilly says Spears baby parents at fault "pinheads".
>>>>>
>>>>>Dick Morris whines "deep sexism"
>>>>>Dick Morris claims Clinton hiding behind apron strings.
>>>>>
>>>>>Woman with long name whines about clinton being whiney.
>>>>>Woman with long name whines about palin being picked upon.
>>>>>
>>>>>Palin claims women should suck it up and doo better.
>>>>
>>>>Has anyone compared the cost to the US and the world of Clinton v.
>>>>Bush-Cheney sleaze?
>>>
>>>Sleaze in politics? Wha?!? Blasphemer!
>>
>>We need to re-write that catch-phrase to be "the least of two sleazels".
>
> Or just call them what they are: Power hungry, money grubbing, egomaniacal
> scumbags.

You forgot 'mendacious'. Or one or more of the following should you need
to avoid overuse of that word in the same sentence:

deceitful, dishonest, equivocal, equivocating, erroneous, fallacious,
false, fibbing, forsworn, lying, paltering, perjured, prevaricating,
shifty, truthless, untruthful, unveracious...

And you could replace "scumbags" with 'demagogue' or one of its many
cinnamons (like 'tank of liquid chicken manure').

--
nuts

 

[Tim Weaver]

mixed nuts wrote:

> Tim Weaver wrote:
>> mimus wrote:
>>
>>>On Sat, 06 Sep 2008 14:50:46 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>
>>>>mimus wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Sat, 06 Sep 2008 00:45:10 -0700, Aratzio wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Sat, 06 Sep 2008 00:35:43 -0400, in the land of
>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>>>>>>got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 19:29:33 -0700, Aratzio wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 20:08:57 -0400, in the land of
>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus
>>>>>>>><tinmimus99@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:03:14 +0000, Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>3. mimus.............................................: 47 6.7
>>>>>>>>>>3.6%
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Now _that's_ pitiful, me being Numbah Three and distracted by the
>>>>>>>>>US Open all week.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Losers!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>One more match to go on the women's side, tomorrow night, Serena
>>>>>>>>>v. Jankovic, the former eating the latter alive, if I'm any judge
>>>>>>>>>of Williams finals.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=184086
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Shut up hypocrites!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I don't even have the sound hooked up to my system, so you'll have
>>>>>>>to clue me in on wot it's all about.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>They measuring Sharapova's shrieks again?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Rove whines about Palin's credentials being great
>>>>>>Rove whines about someone with much better credentials being
>>>>>>unqualified.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>O'reilly says Palin preggers is off limits, private matter
>>>>>>O'reilly says Spears baby parents at fault "pinheads".
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Dick Morris whines "deep sexism"
>>>>>>Dick Morris claims Clinton hiding behind apron strings.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Woman with long name whines about clinton being whiney.
>>>>>>Woman with long name whines about palin being picked upon.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Palin claims women should suck it up and doo better.
>>>>>
>>>>>Has anyone compared the cost to the US and the world of Clinton v.
>>>>>Bush-Cheney sleaze?
>>>>
>>>>Sleaze in politics? Wha?!? Blasphemer!
>>>
>>>We need to re-write that catch-phrase to be "the least of two
>>>sleazels".
>>
>> Or just call them what they are: Power hungry, money grubbing,
>> egomaniacal scumbags.
>
> You forgot 'mendacious'. Or one or more of the following should you need
> to avoid overuse of that word in the same sentence:
>
> deceitful, dishonest, equivocal, equivocating, erroneous, fallacious,
> false, fibbing, forsworn, lying, paltering, perjured, prevaricating,
> shifty, truthless, untruthful, unveracious...
>
> And you could replace "scumbags" with 'demagogue' or one of its many
> cinnamons (like 'tank of liquid chicken manure').

I like it:

Noun: politician - p?ll'eh t?sh'n
1. A tank of liquid chicken manure.
--
Tim Weaver

"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,
difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-
boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

- Gene Spafford, 1992

 

[mimus]

On Sat, 06 Sep 2008 23:09:54 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:

> mixed nuts wrote:
>
>> Tim Weaver wrote:
>>
>>> mimus wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Sat, 06 Sep 2008 14:50:46 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> mimus wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Sat, 06 Sep 2008 00:45:10 -0700, Aratzio wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Sat, 06 Sep 2008 00:35:43 -0400, in the land of
>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>>>>>>> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 19:29:33 -0700, Aratzio wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 20:08:57 -0400, in the land of
>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus
>>>>>>>>> <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:03:14 +0000, Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> 3. mimus.............................................: 47 6.7
>>>>>>>>>>> 3.6%
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Now _that's_ pitiful, me being Numbah Three and distracted by the
>>>>>>>>>> US Open all week.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Losers!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> One more match to go on the women's side, tomorrow night, Serena
>>>>>>>>>> v. Jankovic, the former eating the latter alive, if I'm any judge
>>>>>>>>>> of Williams finals.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=184086
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Shut up hypocrites!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I don't even have the sound hooked up to my system, so you'll have
>>>>>>>> to clue me in on wot it's all about.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> They measuring Sharapova's shrieks again?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Rove whines about Palin's credentials being great
>>>>>>> Rove whines about someone with much better credentials being
>>>>>>> unqualified.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> O'reilly says Palin preggers is off limits, private matter
>>>>>>> O'reilly says Spears baby parents at fault "pinheads".
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Dick Morris whines "deep sexism"
>>>>>>> Dick Morris claims Clinton hiding behind apron strings.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Woman with long name whines about clinton being whiney.
>>>>>>> Woman with long name whines about palin being picked upon.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Palin claims women should suck it up and doo better.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Has anyone compared the cost to the US and the world of Clinton v.
>>>>>> Bush-Cheney sleaze?
>>>>>
>>>>> Sleaze in politics? Wha?!? Blasphemer!
>>>>
>>>> We need to re-write that catch-phrase to be "the least of two
>>>> sleazels".
>>>
>>> Or just call them what they are: Power hungry, money grubbing,
>>> egomaniacal scumbags.
>>
>> You forgot 'mendacious'. Or one or more of the following should you need
>> to avoid overuse of that word in the same sentence:
>>
>> deceitful, dishonest, equivocal, equivocating, erroneous, fallacious,
>> false, fibbing, forsworn, lying, paltering, perjured, prevaricating,
>> shifty, truthless, untruthful, unveracious...
>>
>> And you could replace "scumbags" with 'demagogue' or one of its many
>> cinnamons (like 'tank of liquid chicken manure').
>
> I like it:
>
> Noun: politician - pòll'eh tísh'n
> 1. A tank of liquid chicken manure, regularly emptied on the citizenry
> (_loc. class._ "trickle-down economics").

I fixed your definition for you.

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

All power and benefits to the wealthiest! anything less is class war!


http://www.globalresearch.ca/index.php?context=va&aid=8878

http://levin.senate.gov/newsroom/supporting/2006/PSI.gasandoilspec.062606.pdf

 

[Tim Weaver]

mimus wrote:

> On Sat, 06 Sep 2008 23:09:54 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>
>> mixed nuts wrote:
>>
>>> Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>
>>>> mimus wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Sat, 06 Sep 2008 14:50:46 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> mimus wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Sat, 06 Sep 2008 00:45:10 -0700, Aratzio wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Sat, 06 Sep 2008 00:35:43 -0400, in the land of
>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>>>>>>>> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 19:29:33 -0700, Aratzio wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 20:08:57 -0400, in the land of
>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus
>>>>>>>>>> <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:03:14 +0000, Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. mimus.............................................: 47 6.7
>>>>>>>>>>>> 3.6%
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Now _that's_ pitiful, me being Numbah Three and distracted by
the
>>>>>>>>>>> US Open all week.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Losers!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> One more match to go on the women's side, tomorrow night, Serena
>>>>>>>>>>> v. Jankovic, the former eating the latter alive, if I'm any
judge
>>>>>>>>>>> of Williams finals.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=184086
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Shut up hypocrites!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I don't even have the sound hooked up to my system, so you'll have
>>>>>>>>> to clue me in on wot it's all about.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> They measuring Sharapova's shrieks again?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Rove whines about Palin's credentials being great
>>>>>>>> Rove whines about someone with much better credentials being
>>>>>>>> unqualified.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> O'reilly says Palin preggers is off limits, private matter
>>>>>>>> O'reilly says Spears baby parents at fault "pinheads".
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Dick Morris whines "deep sexism"
>>>>>>>> Dick Morris claims Clinton hiding behind apron strings.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Woman with long name whines about clinton being whiney.
>>>>>>>> Woman with long name whines about palin being picked upon.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Palin claims women should suck it up and doo better.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Has anyone compared the cost to the US and the world of Clinton v.
>>>>>>> Bush-Cheney sleaze?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Sleaze in politics? Wha?!? Blasphemer!
>>>>>
>>>>> We need to re-write that catch-phrase to be "the least of two
>>>>> sleazels".
>>>>
>>>> Or just call them what they are: Power hungry, money grubbing,
>>>> egomaniacal scumbags.
>>>
>>> You forgot 'mendacious'. Or one or more of the following should you need
>>> to avoid overuse of that word in the same sentence:
>>>
>>> deceitful, dishonest, equivocal, equivocating, erroneous, fallacious,
>>> false, fibbing, forsworn, lying, paltering, perjured, prevaricating,
>>> shifty, truthless, untruthful, unveracious...
>>>
>>> And you could replace "scumbags" with 'demagogue' or one of its many
>>> cinnamons (like 'tank of liquid chicken manure').
>>
>> I like it:
>>
>> Noun: politician - pòll'eh tísh'n
>> 1. A tank of liquid chicken manure, regularly emptied on the citizenry
>> (_loc. class._ "trickle-down economics").
>
> I fixed your definition for you.

Thank you. That is more complete.
--
Tim Weaver

"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,
difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-
boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

- Gene Spafford, 1992

 

[Archie Leach]

Usenet Stats Poster <stats@lies.damn.lies> wrote:

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>
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>
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