Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk: week ending 6 Jun 2008.

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Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti

Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 06 Jun 2008 23:00:00 GMT
Stats Begin...............: Fri, 30 May 2008 23:03:34 GMT
Stats End.................: Fri, 06 Jun 2008 22:32:35 GMT
Days......................: 7
Total No. of Articles.....: 1561
Total No. of Characters...: 5008660
Total Volume..............: 4891
Messages Per Day..........: 223.0
Characters Per Day........: 715522.9
Average Daily Volume......: 698 kB
Total Posters This Week...: 116
Messages with Sigs........: 13.84%
Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 62.96%
Original Content Rating...: 15.74%

Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
===============================================================
1. Tim Bruening......................................: 666 95.1 42.7%
2. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 317 45.3 20.3%
3. mimus.............................................: 60 8.6 3.8%
4. dave hillstrom....................................: 40 5.7 2.6%
5. gregvk............................................: 37 5.3 2.4%
6. Maxwell...........................................: 29 4.1 1.9%
7. St . Raoul Xemblinosky............................: 27 3.9 1.7%
8. JokesRealm.com....................................: 26 3.7 1.7%
9. Lorrill Buyens....................................: 25 3.6 1.6%
10. Aratzio...........................................: 24 3.4 1.5%
11. mixed nuts........................................: 24 3.4 1.5%
12. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 16 2.3 1.0%
13. The 2-Belo........................................: 16 2.3 1.0%
14. whomepuns.........................................: 16 2.3 1.0%
15. Billy Crabs.......................................: 11 1.6 0.7%
16. Ian...............................................: 11 1.6 0.7%
17. Avoid normal situations...........................: 10 1.4 0.6%
18. Dan Thomas nospam.................................: 9 1.3 0.6%
19. mariposas rand mair fheal.........................: 9 1.3 0.6%
20. pscissons.........................................: 8 1.1 0.5%
21. Sir F . A . Rien..................................: 7 1.0 0.4%
22. Timmay!...........................................: 7 1.0 0.4%
23. ???hw??f..........................................: 7 1.0 0.4%
24. Steve Leyland.....................................: 6 0.9 0.4%
25. Sweetness.........................................: 6 0.9 0.4%
26. Meat Plow.........................................: 6 0.9 0.4%
27. cavedweller.......................................: 6 0.9 0.4%
28. Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries.............................: 5 0.7 0.3%
29. Rich Ahrens.......................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
30. kenpisano.........................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
31. Stealth Pilot.....................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
32. The Ugliest Pig****er In The Universe.............: 4 0.6 0.3%
33. terry.............................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
34. Amanda Reid.......................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
35. Beowulf Bolt......................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
36. Greg Hall.........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
37. Jim Logajan.......................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
38. Veronica Karlsson.................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
39. Ken S. Tucker.....................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
40. Maxwell...........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
41. Shirley...........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
42. TopPoster.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
43. Art Deco..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
44. Daedalus..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
45. Dr_de_Bauche......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
46. FrozenNorth.......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
47. Henry Schmidt.....................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
48. Jose..............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
49. Maxwell Isn't Smart...............................: 2 0.3 0.1%
50. The Doctor........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
51. Tim Weaver........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
52. Tina..............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
53. Usenet Rulez......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
54. Bill Cleere.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
55. Blueskies.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
56. Capt. JG..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
57. Don T.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
58. Ernest Scribbler..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
59. JeWitch...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
60. Joe Tromby........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
61. MindBrain.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
62. Morgans...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
63. Rev. 11D Meow!....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
64. Robert M. Gary....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
65. dracosilv.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
66. marika............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
67. Menjy.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
68. BAH...............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
69. BaronLurk.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
70. Brian Mailman.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
71. Buster Hymen......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
72. Chilly8...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
73. Gig 601Xl Builder.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
74. Hass..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
75. IT'S..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
76. Jay Honeck........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
77. Jay Honeck........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
78. Jay Honeck........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
79. Jay Honeck........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
80. Jay Honeck........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
81. Jay Honeck........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
82. Jay Honeck........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
83. Jay Honeck........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
84. K . A . Cannon....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
85. Mark-Edwards......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
86. Martin............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
87. Maxwell the Ignorant..............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
88. Maxwell the Obtuse................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
89. Maxxi.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
90. Mitchell..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
91. More_Flaps........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
92. Nomen Nescio......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
93. Porsche Monkey For Life...........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
94. Pucklet...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
95. The Pope..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
96. The Sargon........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
97. Tiglath...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
98. Tony..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
99. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
100. YOU'RE SO INATTENTIVE . . . . America does not bel: 1 0.1 0.1%
101. Zombywoof.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
102. ah................................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
103. child1............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
104. child1............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
105. child1............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
106. child1............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
107. crookedjunk.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
108. don...............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
109. freddy............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
110. george............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
111. indiana biker.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
112. joandarc or joan930...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
113. ryannosaurus......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
114. sahaja............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
115. salty.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
116. uncle-monster.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%

Top 500 Bandwidth-Slurping Posters: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
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1. Tim Bruening......................................: 1144 163.5 23.4%
2. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 737 105.4 15.1%
3. Avoid normal situations...........................: 477 68.3 9.8%
4. The 2-Belo........................................: 450 64.4 9.2%
5. mimus.............................................: 238 34.0 4.9%
6. St . Raoul Xemblinosky............................: 178 25.5 3.6%
7. dave hillstrom....................................: 150 21.5 3.1%
8. Maxwell...........................................: 112 16.1 2.3%
9. gregvk............................................: 105 15.0 2.2%
10. Usenet Rulez......................................: 98 14.1 2.0%
11. Lorrill Buyens....................................: 96 13.7 2.0%
12. Aratzio...........................................: 86 12.4 1.8%
13. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 85 12.2 1.7%
14. mixed nuts........................................: 65 9.3 1.3%
15. JokesRealm.com....................................: 55 8.0 1.1%
16. Steve Leyland.....................................: 49 7.1 1.0%
17. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 41 5.9 0.8%
18. Billy Crabs.......................................: 38 5.5 0.8%
19. The Ugliest Pig****er In The Universe.............: 36 5.2 0.7%
20. whomepuns.........................................: 35 5.1 0.7%
21. Dan Thomas nospam.................................: 32 4.6 0.7%
22. freddy............................................: 30 4.4 0.6%
23. mariposas rand mair fheal.........................: 27 3.9 0.6%
24. Ian...............................................: 22 3.2 0.5%
25. pscissons.........................................: 21 3.1 0.4%
26. ???hw??f..........................................: 21 3.1 0.4%
27. Art Deco..........................................: 21 3.1 0.4%
28. Henry Schmidt.....................................: 21 3.0 0.4%
29. terry.............................................: 21 3.0 0.4%
30. Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries.............................: 19 2.8 0.4%
31. Stealth Pilot.....................................: 15 2.2 0.3%
32. cavedweller.......................................: 14 2.1 0.3%
33. Sweetness.........................................: 14 2.1 0.3%
34. Timmay!...........................................: 14 2.0 0.3%
35. Sir F . A . Rien..................................: 13 1.9 0.3%
36. Dr_de_Bauche......................................: 13 1.9 0.3%
37. Meat Plow.........................................: 12 1.8 0.3%
38. Rich Ahrens.......................................: 11 1.6 0.2%
39. Amanda Reid.......................................: 10 1.5 0.2%
40. Jose..............................................: 10 1.5 0.2%
41. Shirley...........................................: 8 1.3 0.2%
42. don...............................................: 8 1.3 0.2%
43. kenpisano.........................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
44. Jim Logajan.......................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
45. Porsche Monkey For Life...........................: 7 1.1 0.2%
46. Pucklet...........................................: 6 1.0 0.1%
47. Ken S. Tucker.....................................: 6 1.0 0.1%
48. Beowulf Bolt......................................: 6 1.0 0.1%
49. Tina..............................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
50. Greg Hall.........................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
51. Veronica Karlsson.................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
52. crookedjunk.......................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
53. FrozenNorth.......................................: 5 0.7 0.1%
54. TopPoster.........................................: 5 0.7 0.1%
55. Maxwell...........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
56. Maxwell Isn't Smart...............................: 3 0.6 0.1%
57. The Doctor........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
58. More_Flaps........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
59. Morgans...........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
60. Tim Weaver........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
61. uncle-monster.....................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
62. MindBrain.........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
63. Don T.............................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
64. Daedalus..........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
65. Chilly8...........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
66. BaronLurk.........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
67. Blueskies.........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
68. Tony..............................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
69. Menjy.............................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
70. Capt. JG..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
71. Tiglath...........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
72. IT'S..............................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
73. joandarc or joan930...............................: 2 0.3 0.0%
74. Jay Honeck........................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
75. Maxwell the Ignorant..............................: 2 0.3 0.0%
76. Jay Honeck........................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
77. Zombywoof.........................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
78. Joe Tromby........................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
79. Robert M. Gary....................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
80. Gig 601Xl Builder.................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
81. marika............................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
82. Brian Mailman.....................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
83. Mitchell..........................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
84. Maxwell the Obtuse................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
85. child1............................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
86. Buster Hymen......................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
87. child1............................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
88. dracosilv.........................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
89. Jay Honeck........................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
90. K . A . Cannon....................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
91. salty.............................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
92. JeWitch...........................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
93. YOU'RE SO INATTENTIVE . . . . America does not bel: 1 0.3 0.0%
94. child1............................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
95. ah................................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
96. Nomen Nescio......................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
97. Jay Honeck........................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
98. The Sargon........................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
99. Mark-Edwards......................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
100. george............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
101. Bill Cleere.......................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
102. child1............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
103. Jay Honeck........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
104. Martin............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
105. indiana biker.....................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
106. Ernest Scribbler..................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
107. Jay Honeck........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
108. BAH...............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
109. Jay Honeck........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
110. Rev. 11D Meow!....................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
111. Jay Honeck........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
112. Hass..............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
113. sahaja............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
114. Maxxi.............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
115. ryannosaurus......................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
116. The Pope..........................................: 0 0.1 0.0%

Top 500 Popular Threads: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
==============================================================
1. Ram air...........................................: 72 10.3 4.6%
2. Please help our group!............................: 61 8.7 3.9%
3. K00k Threats!.....................................: 37 5.3 2.4%
4. 08/06/04 Puns.....................................: 32 4.6 2.0%
5. Tornadoes Are Forming Over My Head................: 29 4.1 1.9%
6. 04/06/08 Puns.....................................: 26 3.7 1.7%
7. A New Hope........................................: 23 3.3 1.5%
8. I've finally Had It!..............................: 23 3.3 1.5%
9. <sniff>...........................................: 21 3.0 1.3%
10. Should I reveal the name and address of Bertie the: 21 3.0 1.3%
11. Anthony Atkielski.................................: 20 2.9 1.3%
12. Cessna 172R from Telluride to Aspen...............: 17 2.4 1.1%
13. Lo................................................: 17 2.4 1.1%
14. Martin's claims...................................: 17 2.4 1.1%
15. Supersonic BizJet.................................: 17 2.4 1.1%
16. how evil would i be...............................: 17 2.4 1.1%
17. 30 May Puns.......................................: 16 2.3 1.0%
18. 6/1 Puns..........................................: 16 2.3 1.0%
19. 6/6 Puns..........................................: 15 2.1 1.0%
20. Bertie the Counterfeiter..........................: 15 2.1 1.0%
21. June 1 Puns.......................................: 14 2.0 0.9%
22. 2 June Puns.......................................: 13 1.9 0.8%
23. 6/4 Puns..........................................: 13 1.9 0.8%
24. Forged post above.................................: 13 1.9 0.8%
25. I'm never reading this newsgroup again............: 13 1.9 0.8%
26. Memorial Day Puns.................................: 13 1.9 0.8%
27. A Day.............................................: 12 1.7 0.8%
28. May 30 Puns.......................................: 12 1.7 0.8%
29. Ubergenius Troll Alert............................: 12 1.7 0.8%
30. 1/6 Puns..........................................: 11 1.6 0.7%
31. 4/6 Puns..........................................: 11 1.6 0.7%
32. Wedding bells ring in alt.2600 for Diaper Boi and : 11 1.6 0.7%
33. negative dihedral.................................: 11 1.6 0.7%
34. 155 Days..........................................: 10 1.4 0.6%
35. 2/6 Puns..........................................: 10 1.4 0.6%
36. 5/30 Puns.........................................: 10 1.4 0.6%
37. 6/5 Puns..........................................: 10 1.4 0.6%
38. Bertie forges another post........................: 10 1.4 0.6%
39. Bertie's Childhood................................: 10 1.4 0.6%
40. Flonknews: Red Herrings and Deja vu all over again: 10 1.4 0.6%
41. June 2 Puns.......................................: 10 1.4 0.6%
42. Steve.............................................: 10 1.4 0.6%
43. 205 Days..........................................: 9 1.3 0.6%
44. 6/2 Puns..........................................: 9 1.3 0.6%
45. June 23 Puns......................................: 9 1.3 0.6%
46. PIREP: 2008 Red Bull Air Races Detroit............: 9 1.3 0.6%
47. What a circle jerk!!!.............................: 9 1.3 0.6%
48. 150 Days..........................................: 8 1.1 0.5%
49. 160 Days..........................................: 8 1.1 0.5%
50. 50 Days...........................................: 8 1.1 0.5%
51. 6/3 Puns..........................................: 8 1.1 0.5%
52. Fosset shot down by Indians ?.....................: 8 1.1 0.5%
53. HomosexuRaoul Is Flustered Into Shutting Himself T: 8 1.1 0.5%
54. 3/6 Puns..........................................: 7 1.0 0.4%
55. 31 May Puns.......................................: 7 1.0 0.4%
56. 6 June Puns.......................................: 7 1.0 0.4%
57. 65 Days...........................................: 7 1.0 0.4%
58. 70 Days...........................................: 7 1.0 0.4%
59. 75 Days...........................................: 7 1.0 0.4%
60. June 3 Puns.......................................: 7 1.0 0.4%
61. Meat Plow: One Half of The Brothers Dim...........: 7 1.0 0.4%
62. Perfect loop......................................: 7 1.0 0.4%
63. dear dr. douchebag................................: 7 1.0 0.4%
64. 115 Days..........................................: 6 0.9 0.4%
65. 120 Days..........................................: 6 0.9 0.4%
66. 140 Days..........................................: 6 0.9 0.4%
67. 15 Days...........................................: 6 0.9 0.4%
68. 180 Days..........................................: 6 0.9 0.4%
69. 210 Days..........................................: 6 0.9 0.4%
70. 240 Days..........................................: 6 0.9 0.4%
71. 30 Days...........................................: 6 0.9 0.4%
72. 30 June Puns......................................: 6 0.9 0.4%
73. 30/5 Puns.........................................: 6 0.9 0.4%
74. An accident with a surprisingly "good" outcome....: 6 0.9 0.4%
75. Definitions.......................................: 6 0.9 0.4%
76. Face Of Boe: Alternate Titles.....................: 6 0.9 0.4%
77. Forged post.......................................: 6 0.9 0.4%
78. Freeze Spell: LWW Spoilers........................: 6 0.9 0.4%
79. GIVE THANKS TO BERTIE THE BUTTLIPP................: 6 0.9 0.4%
80. Perfect froot loops...............................: 6 0.9 0.4%
81. Perfect loop ping Viperdoc........................: 6 0.9 0.4%
82. 06/06/06 Puns.....................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
83. 105 Days..........................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
84. 25 Days...........................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
85. 300 Days..........................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
86. 310 Days..........................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
87. 4/8 Puns..........................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
88. 45 Days...........................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
89. 5/31 Puns.........................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
90. 5/6 Puns..........................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
91. 7/5 Puns..........................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
92. A Day Puns........................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
93. I have a bigger penis than D. Spencer Hines does!.: 5 0.7 0.3%
94. May 31 Puns.......................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
95. PING Dave URGENT Potato-Chip Warning..............: 5 0.7 0.3%
96. The Day People Will Open Their Eyes.. JULY 12, 200: 5 0.7 0.3%
97. Woof! Woof!.......................................: 5 0.7 0.3%
98. attn potato chip lovers...........................: 5 0.7 0.3%
99. 10 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
100. 145 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
101. 165 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
102. 170 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
103. 175 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
104. 190 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
105. 215 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
106. 245 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
107. 250 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
108. 27/6 Puns.........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
109. 31/5 Puns.........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
110. 35 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
111. 6/20 Puns.........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
112. 747 cargo splits in two during takeoff!...........: 4 0.6 0.3%
113. D Day Puns........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
114. Damb hax0rs.......................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
115. Educating Daryl...................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
116. Educating Maxwell.................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
117. FlonkNews: How to End a Dynasty...................: 4 0.6 0.3%
118. Folks can't afford to fly & think the airlines suc: 4 0.6 0.3%
119. GIVE THANKS TO BERTIE THE BUTTLIPP FOR HE IS RIGHT: 4 0.6 0.3%
120. Hom osexu oul Is Flustered Into Shutting Himself T: 4 0.6 0.3%
121. Hom osexuRaoul Is Flustered Into Shutting Himself : 4 0.6 0.3%
122. June 6 Puns.......................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
123. Mere..............................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
124. Monthly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flon: 4 0.6 0.3%
125. New New Gay Portal................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
126. Overshoot in Honduras?............................: 4 0.6 0.3%
127. PING VK...........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
128. Sign-up: Offical Stalked By Jade Lits was: Leave B: 4 0.6 0.3%
129. The greatest man ever.............................: 4 0.6 0.3%
130. This is fake footage, right?......................: 4 0.6 0.3%
131. We blame Bertie the ButtlippS.....................: 4 0.6 0.3%
132. blarg.............................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
133. forged post - including email.....................: 4 0.6 0.3%
134. PING WAVY G ......................: 3 0.4 0.2%
135. 04/06/08..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
136. 110 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
137. 12 days...........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
138. 20 Days...........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
139. 265 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
140. 285 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
141. 315 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
142. 320 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
143. 40 Days...........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
144. 5/7 Puns..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
145. 55 Days...........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
146. 6/27 Puns.........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
147. 80 Days...........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
148. 95 Days...........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
149. A Song About The Halloween Night..................: 3 0.4 0.2%
150. Ah-Hahahahahahahaha!..............................: 3 0.4 0.2%
151. Alphabet Game II..................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
152. Another forged by Bertie..........................: 3 0.4 0.2%
153. Bothering a Pilot on Final........................: 3 0.4 0.2%
154. Demon Names.......................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
155. Gregory's a MENSA member?.........................: 3 0.4 0.2%
156. Hom osexaoul Is Flustered Into Shutting Himself Th: 3 0.4 0.2%
157. HomosexuRaoul Is Flustered Into Confessing His Fix: 3 0.4 0.2%
158. I give up, after many, many years!................: 3 0.4 0.2%
159. June 22 Puns......................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
160. NOTICE OF CROSSPOASTING!..........................: 3 0.4 0.2%
161. Under the Whirly Gun..............................: 3 0.4 0.2%
162. message above forged by Bertie....................: 3 0.4 0.2%
163. 03/03/03..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
164. 07/06/05 Puns.....................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
165. 125 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
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178. 6/6/6 Puns........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
179. 60th Anniversary Of Atomic Bomb...................: 2 0.3 0.1%
180. 9995 Days.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
181. 9996 Days.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
182. 9997 Days.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
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184. And a forth forged by Bertie......................: 2 0.3 0.1%
185. And again - Bertie forges another post............: 2 0.3 0.1%
186. And you just couln't wait to cross post RAP.......: 2 0.3 0.1%
187. Ann...............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
188. Baby Legoeffigy****ingDiaperboi's Ode to Sam's Nas: 2 0.3 0.1%
189. Buzz Bees.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
190. Clouds and Class B................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
191. Diaper Boi's Circle Jerk is Nearly Complete!......: 2 0.3 0.1%
192. Friday The 13th Puns..............................: 2 0.3 0.1%
193. From the Geological POV . . . ....................: 2 0.3 0.1%
194. Ho osea ul Is Flustered Into Shitting Himself The: 2 0.3 0.1%
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198. HomosexuDiaperboi Is Flustered Into Confessing His: 2 0.3 0.1%
199. Is She Safe?......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
200. John Wayne Airport (Was: K00k Threats!)..........: 2 0.3 0.1%
201. L'il Tin Flonker..................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
202. May 15 Puns.......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
203. May 29 Puns.......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
204. Meat Plow: Owner of Timmay! Re: Meat Plow: One Hal: 2 0.3 0.1%
205. Memorial Weekend Puns.............................: 2 0.3 0.1%
206. Poast Trimming: SERIOUS BUSINESS..................: 2 0.3 0.1%
207. Q Puns............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
208. Tron guy speaks out...............................: 2 0.3 0.1%
209. Victoria Day Puns.................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
210. Woof!.............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
211. Yo................................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
212. o/t uk.rec under seige!........................: 2 0.3 0.1%
213. today in nature...................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
214. "Puns of the Weak" 10/20/00......................: 1 0.1 0.1%
215. "Puns of the Weak" 10/6/00........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
216. "Puns of the Weak" 12/01/00.......................: 1 0.1 0.1%
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249. AUK, "mostly harmless"?...........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
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255. Aratzio: Self-Confessed Bigot II: Watch The Kook R: 1 0.1 0.1%
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262. Baby Matthew Moulton's Ode to Sam's Nasti Spumante: 1 0.1 0.1%
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265. Bertie, what is a fish?...........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
266. Berties relatives are real entertaining...........: 1 0.1 0.1%
267. Bettie froges another post........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
268. Cheapest MMORG GOLD On Sale!......................: 1 0.1 0.1%
269. Cowadly Mad Max, the froup snipper................: 1 0.1 0.1%
270. Diaper Boi Gets Pissy, Types 309 Words (Re: Weddin: 1 0.1 0.1%
271. Do you know where is Guild Wars gold Store........: 1 0.1 0.1%
272. EAA plans major building expansion?...............: 1 0.1 0.1%
273. Energetic People..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
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275. Forged post - including email address now.........: 1 0.1 0.1%
276. Forgery above.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
277. GIVE THANKS TO BERTIE THE BUTTLIPP, he is right an: 1 0.1 0.1%
278. GOOD LUCK CHUCK (spoilers)........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
279. Gasoline..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
280. Hooligan Is FuXorin the Skull of Ronald Reagan....: 1 0.1 0.1%
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282. Hoosgow Is Crustered In to Shatner Himself The Bla: 1 0.1 0.1%
283. Hug Your Cat Day Puns.............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
284. I dunno...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
285. IS IT ILLEGAL TO USE A PROXY TO HIDE MY IDENTITY?.: 1 0.1 0.1%
286. It is now my god damned internet..................: 1 0.1 0.1%
287. July 1 Puns.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
288. Kook thretz.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
289. L Puns............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
290. Maxie is my sock puppet, I confess!...............: 1 0.1 0.1%
291. Maxie raises his BI some mo.......................: 1 0.1 0.1%
292. Maxie wants to destroy the group and is just using: 1 0.1 0.1%
293. Maxwell ate the slime off the underneath of my was: 1 0.1 0.1%
294. Maxwell is a lying fjukktard......................: 1 0.1 0.1%
295. Maxwell is a lying twat...........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
296. May 10 Puns.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
297. May 11 Puns.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
298. May 7 Puns........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
299. NEA Pedophile cover-up May 2008...................: 1 0.1 0.1%
300. Off topic.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
301. Orange Party......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
302. Pentecost Day Puns................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
303. Pentecost Puns....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
304. Pilots and Country Men............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
305. Poor little fishies!..............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
306. Private Message To Smee...........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
307. RFD: create unmoderated newsgroup uk.rec.fightclub: 1 0.1 0.1%
308. Rand/LTT question/theory (KoD Spoiler)............: 1 0.1 0.1%
309. Re:Cowadly Mad Max, the froup snipper.............: 1 0.1 0.1%
310. Reoes Bertie need some Trole re-training?.......: 1 0.1 0.1%
311. Slightly OT, How do birds fly IMC?................: 1 0.1 0.1%
312. The Pious Dogs....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
313. The Winged Pig: Foreshadowing in Wodehouse........: 1 0.1 0.1%
314. Timmay!: All-Time Pathetic Crybaby Re: Aratzio: Tw: 1 0.1 0.1%
315. Too many sad people to be interesting!............: 1 0.1 0.1%
316. Watch WallyWorld's Diaper Boi Matthew Moulton Post: 1 0.1 0.1%
317. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 1 0.1 0.1%
318. Weird Che Quote...................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
319. Weird Clothes.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
320. Yo, LARRY K....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
321. Young hot women in this Newsgroup.................: 1 0.1 0.1%
322. art or ****head?..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
323. forged post above, is goooogle blocking the postse: 1 0.1 0.1%
324. gamezmoney will provide the best service for tibia: 1 0.1 0.1%
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326. how much is that k00kie in the window?............: 1 0.1 0.1%
327. missed again Maxie fjukktard......................: 1 0.1 0.1%
328. negative intelligence.............................: 1 0.1 0.1%

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1. A New Hope........................................: 1089 155.7 22.3%
2. Ram air...........................................: 231 33.1 4.7%
3. Please help our group!............................: 227 32.5 4.6%
4. K00k Threats!.....................................: 176 25.3 3.6%
5. how evil would i be...............................: 97 13.9 2.0%
6. <sniff>...........................................: 90 12.9 1.8%
7. Tornadoes Are Forming Over My Head................: 66 9.5 1.4%
8. 08/06/04 Puns.....................................: 61 8.7 1.2%
9. Flonknews: Red Herrings and Deja vu all over again: 60 8.6 1.2%
10. Cessna 172R from Telluride to Aspen...............: 59 8.5 1.2%
11. Bertie the Counterfeiter..........................: 59 8.4 1.2%
12. Anthony Atkielski.................................: 56 8.0 1.2%
13. Ubergenius Troll Alert............................: 50 7.3 1.0%
14. Should I reveal the name and address of Bertie the: 49 7.1 1.0%
15. attn potato chip lovers...........................: 46 6.7 1.0%
16. I've finally Had It!..............................: 46 6.7 1.0%
17. Lo................................................: 46 6.7 1.0%
18. 04/06/08 Puns.....................................: 45 6.5 0.9%
19. Wedding bells ring in alt.2600 for Diaper Boi and : 43 6.2 0.9%
20. Supersonic BizJet.................................: 41 5.9 0.8%
21. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 41 5.9 0.8%
22. I'm never reading this newsgroup again............: 40 5.8 0.8%
23. dear dr. douchebag................................: 40 5.7 0.8%
24. Forged post above.................................: 38 5.5 0.8%
25. Martin's claims...................................: 37 5.3 0.8%
26. Bertie's Childhood................................: 34 4.9 0.7%
27. 6/6 Puns..........................................: 34 4.9 0.7%
28. 6/1 Puns..........................................: 34 4.9 0.7%
29. Damb hax0rs.......................................: 31 4.5 0.6%
30. NEA Pedophile cover-up May 2008...................: 30 4.4 0.6%
31. Steve.............................................: 29 4.2 0.6%
32. June 1 Puns.......................................: 25 3.6 0.5%
33. 30 May Puns.......................................: 24 3.5 0.5%
34. 4/6 Puns..........................................: 24 3.4 0.5%
35. FlonkNews: How to End a Dynasty...................: 23 3.4 0.5%
36. Memorial Day Puns.................................: 21 3.1 0.4%
37. Bertie forges another post........................: 21 3.1 0.4%
38. 6/4 Puns..........................................: 21 3.0 0.4%
39. A Day.............................................: 21 3.0 0.4%
40. 2 June Puns.......................................: 20 2.9 0.4%
41. HomosexuRaoul Is Flustered Into Shutting Himself T: 19 2.8 0.4%
42. 1/6 Puns..........................................: 19 2.8 0.4%
43. Monthly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flon: 19 2.7 0.4%
44. negative dihedral.................................: 18 2.7 0.4%
45. May 30 Puns.......................................: 18 2.7 0.4%
46. June 23 Puns......................................: 18 2.6 0.4%
47. 5/30 Puns.........................................: 17 2.6 0.4%
48. 6/5 Puns..........................................: 17 2.5 0.4%
49. I have a bigger penis than D. Spencer Hines does!.: 17 2.5 0.4%
50. Definitions.......................................: 17 2.5 0.4%
51. 6 June Puns.......................................: 16 2.4 0.3%
52. What a circle jerk!!!.............................: 16 2.3 0.3%
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55. 50 Days...........................................: 15 2.2 0.3%
56. Fosset shot down by Indians ?.....................: 15 2.2 0.3%
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58. Meat Plow: One Half of The Brothers Dim...........: 14 2.1 0.3%
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60. 6/3 Puns..........................................: 14 2.0 0.3%
61. 155 Days..........................................: 13 2.0 0.3%
62. This is fake footage, right?......................: 13 2.0 0.3%
63. PIREP: 2008 Red Bull Air Races Detroit............: 13 2.0 0.3%
64. Perfect loop......................................: 13 2.0 0.3%
65. Sign-up: Offical Stalked By Jade Lits was: Leave B: 13 2.0 0.3%
66. June 3 Puns.......................................: 13 2.0 0.3%
67. Hom osexu oul Is Flustered Into Shutting Himself T: 13 2.0 0.3%
68. Educating Maxwell.................................: 13 1.9 0.3%
69. Hom osexuRaoul Is Flustered Into Shutting Himself : 13 1.9 0.3%
70. Ah-Hahahahahahahaha!..............................: 13 1.9 0.3%
71. 7/5 Puns..........................................: 12 1.9 0.3%
72. Freeze Spell: LWW Spoilers........................: 12 1.8 0.3%
73. Face Of Boe: Alternate Titles.....................: 12 1.8 0.3%
74. Perfect loop ping Viperdoc........................: 12 1.7 0.2%
75. 205 Days..........................................: 12 1.7 0.2%
76. 30 June Puns......................................: 11 1.7 0.2%
77. 31 May Puns.......................................: 11 1.6 0.2%
78. PING Dave URGENT Potato-Chip Warning..............: 11 1.6 0.2%
79. 06/06/06 Puns.....................................: 11 1.6 0.2%
80. 160 Days..........................................: 10 1.6 0.2%
81. 150 Days..........................................: 10 1.6 0.2%
82. Perfect froot loops...............................: 10 1.6 0.2%
83. art or ****head?..................................: 10 1.5 0.2%
84. RFD: create unmoderated newsgroup uk.rec.fightclub: 10 1.5 0.2%
85. 60th Anniversary Of Atomic Bomb...................: 10 1.5 0.2%
86. HomosexuRaoul Is Flustered Into Confessing His Fix: 9 1.4 0.2%
87. 75 Days...........................................: 9 1.4 0.2%
88. Hom osexaoul Is Flustered Into Shutting Himself Th: 9 1.4 0.2%
89. 15 Days...........................................: 9 1.4 0.2%
90. 70 Days...........................................: 9 1.4 0.2%
91. 5/6 Puns..........................................: 9 1.4 0.2%
92. 30/5 Puns.........................................: 9 1.4 0.2%
93. GIVE THANKS TO BERTIE THE BUTTLIPP................: 9 1.4 0.2%
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95. 65 Days...........................................: 9 1.4 0.2%
96. The greatest man ever.............................: 9 1.4 0.2%
97. Ho osea ul Is Flustered Into Shitting Himself The: 9 1.3 0.2%
98. Alphabet Game II..................................: 9 1.3 0.2%
99. An accident with a surprisingly "good" outcome....: 9 1.3 0.2%
100. 27/6 Puns.........................................: 9 1.3 0.2%
101. May 31 Puns.......................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
102. D Day Puns........................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
103. Forged post.......................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
104. I give up, after many, many years!................: 8 1.2 0.2%
105. 30 Days...........................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
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111. Educating Daryl...................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
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114. 140 Days..........................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
115. Hom oseu oul Is Flustered Into Shutting Himself Th: 7 1.1 0.2%
116. 5/31 Puns.........................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
117. 5/7 Puns..........................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
118. The Day People Will Open Their Eyes.. JULY 12, 200: 7 1.1 0.2%
119. June 6 Puns.......................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
120. Under the Whirly Gun..............................: 7 1.1 0.2%
121. New New Gay Portal................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
122. PING VK...........................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
123. forged post - including email.....................: 7 1.1 0.2%
124. We blame Bertie the ButtlippS.....................: 7 1.1 0.2%
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142. Bothering a Pilot on Final........................: 5 0.8 0.1%
143. The Winged Pig: Foreshadowing in Wodehouse........: 5 0.8 0.1%
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145. 747 cargo splits in two during takeoff!...........: 5 0.8 0.1%
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147. June 22 Puns......................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
148. NOTICE OF CROSSPOASTING!..........................: 5 0.8 0.1%
149. 170 Days..........................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
150. A Song About The Halloween Night..................: 5 0.8 0.1%
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164. Another forged by Bertie..........................: 4 0.7 0.1%
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166. Yo................................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
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171. message above forged by Bertie....................: 4 0.7 0.1%
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181. 04/06/08..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
182. Baby HomosexuRaoul's Ode to Sam's Nasti Spumante..: 4 0.6 0.1%
183. Diaper Boi's Circle Jerk is Nearly Complete!......: 4 0.6 0.1%
184. 55 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
185. 6/23 Puns.........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
186. Poast Trimming: SERIOUS BUSINESS..................: 4 0.6 0.1%
187. 95 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
188. Hoose ul Is Flusterd In to Shitting Himself The : 4 0.6 0.1%
189. 315 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
190. Woof!.............................................: 3 0.6 0.1%
191. Victoria Day Puns.................................: 3 0.6 0.1%
192. 265 Days..........................................: 3 0.6 0.1%
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194. Memorial Weekend Puns.............................: 3 0.5 0.1%
195. "Puns of the Weak" 12/01/00.......................: 3 0.5 0.1%
196. Buzz Bees.........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
197. HomosexuDiaperboi Is Flustered Into Confessing His: 3 0.5 0.1%
198. Baby Legoeffigy****ingDiaperboi's Ode to Sam's Nas: 3 0.5 0.1%
199. 03/03/03..........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
200. Pilots and Country Men............................: 3 0.5 0.1%
201. Q Puns............................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
202. Ann...............................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
203. "Puns of the Weak" 10/20/00......................: 3 0.5 0.1%
204. From the Geological POV . . . ....................: 3 0.5 0.1%
205. "Puns of the Weak" 10/6/00........................: 3 0.5 0.1%
206. John Wayne Airport (Was: K00k Threats!)..........: 3 0.5 0.1%
207. Diaper Boi Gets Pissy, Types 309 Words (Re: Weddin: 3 0.5 0.1%
208. o/t uk.rec under seige!........................: 3 0.4 0.1%
209. 07/06/05 Puns.....................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
210. And you just couln't wait to cross post RAP.......: 3 0.4 0.1%
211. Slightly OT, How do birds fly IMC?................: 3 0.4 0.1%
212. Aratzio: Self-Confessed Bigot II: Watch The Kook R: 3 0.4 0.1%
213. Timmay!: All-Time Pathetic Crybaby Re: Aratzio: Tw: 2 0.4 0.1%
214. Yo, LARRY K....................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
215. 10/08/06 Puns.....................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
216. Pentecost Puns....................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
217. Rand/LTT question/theory (KoD Spoiler)............: 2 0.4 0.1%
218. And again - Bertie forges another post............: 2 0.4 0.1%
219. Maxie is my sock puppet, I confess!...............: 2 0.4 0.1%
220. Clouds and Class B................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
221. 185 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
222. 260 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
223. 340 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
224. 195 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
225. 9999 Days.........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
226. 200 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
227. 125 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
228. 230 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
229. 135 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
230. And a forth forged by Bertie......................: 2 0.4 0.1%
231. Bertie, what is a fish?...........................: 2 0.4 0.1%
232. 9995 Days.........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
233. 9997 Days.........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
234. 5 Cubed Puns......................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
235. 9996 Days.........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
236. Aratzio: Two-Time Spankard........................: 2 0.4 0.1%
237. how much is that k00kie in the window?............: 2 0.4 0.1%
238. 255 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
239. 235 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
240. Is She Safe?......................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
241. 233 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
242. 8/5 Puns..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
243. It is now my god damned internet..................: 2 0.4 0.1%
244. Flower Puns.......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
245. IS IT ILLEGAL TO USE A PROXY TO HIDE MY IDENTITY?.: 2 0.3 0.0%
246. Kook thretz.......................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
247. 5/8 Puns..........................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
248. Maxwell is a lying fjukktard......................: 2 0.3 0.0%
249. 9/2 Puns..........................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
250. Ascension Day Puns................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
251. Cheapest MMORG GOLD On Sale!......................: 2 0.3 0.0%
252. Re:Cowadly Mad Max, the froup snipper.............: 2 0.3 0.0%
253. Berite forges another post........................: 2 0.3 0.0%
254. Pentecost Day Puns................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
255. Weird Che Quote...................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
256. Reoes Bertie need some Trole re-training?.......: 2 0.3 0.0%
257. 6/30 Puns.........................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
258. Energetic People..................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
259. 3 To The Second, 1 To The Second Puns.............: 2 0.3 0.0%
260. Another cow related link..........................: 2 0.3 0.0%
261. gamezmoney will provide the best service for tibia: 2 0.3 0.0%
262. GOOD LUCK CHUCK (spoilers)........................: 2 0.3 0.0%
263. 12/6 Puns.........................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
264. Another anteaeter butt****ed by maxwell...........: 2 0.3 0.0%
265. 1/10 Puns.........................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
266. guild wars www.gameotl.com.......................: 1 0.3 0.0%
267. Private Message To Smee...........................: 1 0.3 0.0%
268. Weird Clothes.....................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
269. I dunno...........................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
270. Watch WallyWorld's Diaper Boi Matthew Moulton Post: 1 0.3 0.0%
271. May 7 Puns........................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
272. 4th Seaon Dr. Who - The Poison Sky - 5 star poll -: 1 0.3 0.0%
273. missed again Maxie fjukktard......................: 1 0.3 0.0%
274. Baby Matthew Moulton's Ode to Sam's Nasti Spumante: 1 0.3 0.0%
275. Maxwell is a lying twat...........................: 1 0.3 0.0%
276. Maxwell ate the slime off the underneath of my was: 1 0.3 0.0%
277. Gasoline..........................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
278. negative intelligence.............................: 1 0.3 0.0%
279. Baby Matthew whines about St. Raoul; goes on IKY b: 1 0.3 0.0%
280. July 1 Puns.......................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
281. Hug Your Cat Day Puns.............................: 1 0.3 0.0%
282. Do you know where is Guild Wars gold Store........: 1 0.2 0.0%
283. 5/11 Puns.........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
284. May 11 Puns.......................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
285. 60 Days...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
286. Another forge.....................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
287. Orange Party......................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
288. Young hot women in this Newsgroup.................: 1 0.2 0.0%
289. Forged post - including email address now.........: 1 0.2 0.0%
290. Off topic.........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
291. 11/5 Puns.........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
292. L Puns............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
293. 4/7 Puns..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
294. Armed Forces Day Puns.............................: 1 0.2 0.0%
295. GIVE THANKS TO BERTIE THE BUTTLIPP, he is right an: 1 0.2 0.0%
296. EAA plans major building expansion?...............: 1 0.2 0.0%
297. Maxie wants to destroy the group and is just using: 1 0.2 0.0%
298. Ascension day Puns................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
299. May 10 Puns.......................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
300. Berties relatives are real entertaining...........: 1 0.2 0.0%
301. 130 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
302. 225 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
303. Maxie raises his BI some mo.......................: 1 0.2 0.0%
304. Cowadly Mad Max, the froup snipper................: 1 0.2 0.0%
305. 280 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
306. Forgery above.....................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
307. 14 Days...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
308. 290 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
309. forged post above, is goooogle blocking the postse: 1 0.2 0.0%
310. 90 Days...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
311. 270 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
312. 330 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
313. AUK, "mostly harmless"?...........................: 1 0.2 0.0%
314. And another forged post...........................: 1 0.2 0.0%
315. 220 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
316. BPuns.............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
317. 5 Days............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
318. 26 Squared Days...................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
319. 275 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
320. Bettie froges another post........................: 1 0.2 0.0%
321. 675 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
322. 676 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
323. 679 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
324. And a third forged by Bertie......................: 1 0.2 0.0%
325. 232 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
326. 228 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
327. Poor little fishies!..............................: 1 0.2 0.0%
328. Too many sad people to be interesting!............: 0 0.1 0.0%

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1. JokesRealm.com............................................: 100.0%
2. kenpisano.................................................: 88.4%
3. Onideus Mad Hatter........................................: 70.1%
4. mariposas rand mair fheal.................................: 37.1%
5. Sir F . A . Rien..........................................: 26.9%
6. mixed nuts................................................: 25.3%
7. Tim Bruening..............................................: 24.7%
8. cavedweller...............................................: 24.6%
9. Dan Thomas nospam.........................................: 24.4%
10. Timmay!...................................................: 23.2%

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1. The 2-Belo................................................: 0.7%
2. Avoid normal situations...................................: 4.8%
3. St . Raoul Xemblinosky....................................: 5.5%
4. Steve Leyland.............................................: 7.3%
5. Maxwell...................................................: 7.6%
6. Aratzio...................................................: 8.5%
7. Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries.....................................: 9.2%
8. Lorrill Buyens............................................: 10.9%
9. ???hw??f..................................................: 13.0%
10. Sweetness.................................................: 13.7%

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1. demon.local..................................................: 765
2. mn.humor.....................................................: 727
3. alt.humor....................................................: 698
4. alt.humor.puns...............................................: 693
5. alt.usenet.kooks.............................................: 557
6. rec.aviation.piloting........................................: 531
7. alt.talk.bollocks............................................: 243
8. bit.listserv.autism..........................................: 243
9. rec.humor....................................................: 238
10. alt.fan.karl-malden.nose.....................................: 177

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