Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk: week ending 7 Mar 2008.

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Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti

Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
Stats Were Taken..........: Sat, 08 Mar 2008 00:00:00 GMT
Stats Begin...............: Sat, 01 Mar 2008 00:06:20 GMT
Stats End.................: Fri, 07 Mar 2008 23:59:21 GMT
Days......................: 7
Total No. of Articles.....: 1351
Total No. of Characters...: 3819021
Total Volume..............: 3729
Messages Per Day..........: 193.0
Characters Per Day........: 545574.4
Average Daily Volume......: 532 kB
Total Posters This Week...: 87
Messages with Sigs........: 20.50%
Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 32.85%
Original Content Rating...: 28.66%

Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
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1. Tim Bruening......................................: 595 85.0 44.0%
2. dave hillstrom....................................: 112 16.0 8.3%
3. mimus.............................................: 106 15.1 7.8%
4. nemo..............................................: 86 12.3 6.4%
5. Aratzio...........................................: 42 6.0 3.1%
6. mixed nuts........................................: 26 3.7 1.9%
7. Mr Pounder........................................: 25 3.6 1.9%
8. joandarc or joan930...............................: 24 3.4 1.8%
9. Daedalus..........................................: 23 3.3 1.7%
10. Holly.............................................: 23 3.3 1.7%
11. Shirley...........................................: 21 3.0 1.6%
12. kenpisano.........................................: 18 2.6 1.3%
13. pmd...............................................: 18 2.6 1.3%
14. pscissons.........................................: 16 2.3 1.2%
15. Cow Tse Tung......................................: 15 2.1 1.1%
16. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f?=...............: 13 1.9 1.0%
17. Tim Weaver........................................: 13 1.9 1.0%
18. Steve Leyland.....................................: 12 1.7 0.9%
19. Richard Noggin....................................: 9 1.3 0.7%
20. Slipped Moebius...................................: 9 1.3 0.7%
21. garciyalater@gmail.com............................: 8 1.1 0.6%
22. Mz Pnatas.........................................: 8 1.1 0.6%
23. ThePsyko..........................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
24. WeeSaul...........................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
25. knoxy.............................................: 6 0.9 0.4%
26. mando45...........................................: 6 0.9 0.4%
27. BAH...............................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
28. ah................................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
29. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
30. PorkRhino.........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
31. Rob Cypher........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
32. Sherrie Lee.......................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
33. Sir F . A . Rien..................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
34. daito.............................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
35. Dennis M. Hammes..................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
36. Izheet Madroors...................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
37. John \"C\.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
38. Art Deco..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
39. Cujo DeSockpuppet.................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
40. Meat Plow.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
41. PsychoChicken.....................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
42. RocinanteREMOVETHIS...............................: 2 0.3 0.1%
43. Sir Obi...........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
44. The 2-Belo........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
45. The Arranger......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
46. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 2 0.3 0.1%
47. freddy............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
48. miguel............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
49. unemployedfarmer..................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
50. Its my Pleasure ...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
51. Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012..: 1 0.1 0.1%
52. Juan \"Ce\........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
53. M'Balz Es-Hari....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
54. curmudgeon........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
55. gonzo.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
56. plikadirsa@gmail.com..............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
57. Archie Leach......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
58. Archie Leach's Sockpuppet.........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
59. AxtellGeorge......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
60. Bill Cleere.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
61. Bufford L . Hatchett..............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
62. CL................................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
63. Charlotte L . Blackmer............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
64. Easy S............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
65. Gregory Morrow....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
66. J . Raoul Xemblinosky.............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
67. Kali..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
68. Meat Plow.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
69. Naked Gonad.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
70. Nemesis...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
71. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
72. Peter J Ross......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
73. President Gareth Gee - Expert Flamer..............: 1 0.1 0.1%
74. Puck..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
75. Sock Puppeteer....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
76. The AntiCrust.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
77. The Priory of AUK.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
78. The Wizard........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
79. Wavy..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
80. anonimo...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
81. denis.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
82. kcannon...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
83. mochaspresso......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
84. rigger............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
85. s007ii............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
86. spooge............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
87. yenc..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%

Top 500 Bandwidth-Slurping Posters: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
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1. Tim Bruening......................................: 1139 162.8 30.5%
2. mimus.............................................: 342 48.9 9.2%
3. dave hillstrom....................................: 235 33.6 6.3%
4. nemo..............................................: 207 29.6 5.6%
5. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 182 26.0 4.9%
6. Mr Pounder........................................: 140 20.0 3.8%
7. Holly.............................................: 139 19.9 3.7%
8. joandarc or joan930...............................: 123 17.6 3.3%
9. pmd...............................................: 114 16.3 3.1%
10. Aratzio...........................................: 90 12.9 2.4%
11. mixed nuts........................................: 75 10.7 2.0%
12. freddy............................................: 69 10.0 1.9%
13. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f?=...............: 68 9.8 1.8%
14. Steve Leyland.....................................: 68 9.8 1.8%
15. pscissons.........................................: 63 9.0 1.7%
16. kenpisano.........................................: 50 7.1 1.3%
17. Shirley...........................................: 48 6.9 1.3%
18. Richard Noggin....................................: 47 6.7 1.3%
19. Tim Weaver........................................: 37 5.3 1.0%
20. Cow Tse Tung......................................: 36 5.2 1.0%
21. Daedalus..........................................: 35 5.1 1.0%
22. mando45...........................................: 30 4.4 0.8%
23. WeeSaul...........................................: 26 3.8 0.7%
24. Slipped Moebius...................................: 25 3.7 0.7%
25. PorkRhino.........................................: 23 3.3 0.6%
26. Sherrie Lee.......................................: 18 2.7 0.5%
27. garciyalater@gmail.com............................: 17 2.6 0.5%
28. ThePsyko..........................................: 16 2.3 0.4%
29. Mz Pnatas.........................................: 16 2.3 0.4%
30. ah................................................: 14 2.1 0.4%
31. Dennis M. Hammes..................................: 14 2.1 0.4%
32. knoxy.............................................: 14 2.1 0.4%
33. BAH...............................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
34. Sir F . A . Rien..................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
35. Naked Gonad.......................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
36. Art Deco..........................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
37. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
38. PsychoChicken.....................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
39. The AntiCrust.....................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
40. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 6 1.0 0.2%
41. Rob Cypher........................................: 6 0.9 0.2%
42. The 2-Belo........................................: 6 0.9 0.2%
43. daito.............................................: 6 0.9 0.2%
44. RocinanteREMOVETHIS...............................: 6 0.9 0.2%
45. Cujo DeSockpuppet.................................: 5 0.7 0.1%
46. Meat Plow.........................................: 5 0.7 0.1%
47. Sir Obi...........................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
48. The Wizard........................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
49. unemployedfarmer..................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
50. Izheet Madroors...................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
51. The Arranger......................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
52. miguel............................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
53. John \"C\.........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
54. Puck..............................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
55. Wavy..............................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
56. Meat Plow.........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
57. Archie Leach......................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
58. spooge............................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
59. Charlotte L . Blackmer............................: 2 0.4 0.1%
60. Easy S............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
61. kcannon...........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
62. Bill Cleere.......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
63. M'Balz Es-Hari....................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
64. J . Raoul Xemblinosky.............................: 2 0.3 0.1%
65. Bufford L . Hatchett..............................: 2 0.3 0.1%
66. Archie Leach's Sockpuppet.........................: 2 0.3 0.1%
67. President Gareth Gee - Expert Flamer..............: 2 0.3 0.1%
68. Peter J Ross......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
69. AxtellGeorge......................................: 1 0.3 0.1%
70. Gregory Morrow....................................: 1 0.3 0.1%
71. The Priory of AUK.................................: 1 0.3 0.1%
72. Nemesis...........................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
73. curmudgeon........................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
74. anonimo...........................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
75. s007ii............................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
76. Sock Puppeteer....................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
77. mochaspresso......................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
78. gonzo.............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
79. yenc..............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
80. rigger............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
81. Its my Pleasure ...............................: 1 0.2 0.0%
82. Kali..............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
83. plikadirsa@gmail.com..............................: 1 0.2 0.0%
84. Juan \"Ce\........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
85. CL................................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
86. denis.............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
87. Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012..: 0 0.1 0.0%

Top 500 Popular Threads: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
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1. ISRASTINA is the solution.........................: 91 13.0 6.7%
2. Feb 29 Puns.......................................: 60 8.6 4.4%
3. This Is Boring....................................: 50 7.1 3.7%
4. 3/5 Puns..........................................: 44 6.3 3.3%
5. 3/3 Puns..........................................: 39 5.6 2.9%
6. Lent Puns.........................................: 38 5.4 2.8%
7. One Picture Is Worth 1000 Words - Tell Me - What D: 31 4.4 2.3%
8. anxiety sucks.....................................: 30 4.3 2.2%
9. February 29 Puns..................................: 29 4.1 2.1%
10. wake up!..........................................: 26 3.7 1.9%
11. ANNEXATION Announcemnt............................: 25 3.6 1.9%
12. Heddo freeples....................................: 25 3.6 1.9%
13. What's a "Perkoff?"...............................: 25 3.6 1.9%
14. New Debussy Symphony Discovered...................: 22 3.1 1.6%
15. i am your lamb....................................: 20 2.9 1.5%
16. i own youse all...................................: 20 2.9 1.5%
17. 28/2 Puns.........................................: 18 2.6 1.3%
18. 4/3 Puns..........................................: 18 2.6 1.3%
19. Dave!.............................................: 18 2.6 1.3%
20. why are cops so dumb and mean?....................: 18 2.6 1.3%
21. 3 March Puns......................................: 17 2.4 1.3%
22. i am positive.....................................: 17 2.4 1.3%
23. mutton head.......................................: 17 2.4 1.3%
24. 3/4 Puns..........................................: 16 2.3 1.2%
25. 5 March Puns......................................: 16 2.3 1.2%
26. 5/3 Puns..........................................: 16 2.3 1.2%
27. I'm trolling myself again.........................: 16 2.3 1.2%
28. March Fourth Puns.................................: 16 2.3 1.2%
29. March 3 Puns......................................: 15 2.1 1.1%
30. March 5 Puns......................................: 15 2.1 1.1%
31. so................................................: 15 2.1 1.1%
32. Pizza Alert.......................................: 14 2.0 1.0%
33. Thornton Wilder on Four Pages of Joyce............: 14 2.0 1.0%
34. 6/3 Puns..........................................: 13 1.9 1.0%
35. Marhc 4 Puns......................................: 13 1.9 1.0%
36. and out of mystery................................: 13 1.9 1.0%
37. i just ate cat food...............................: 13 1.9 1.0%
38. 7/3 Puns..........................................: 12 1.7 0.9%
39. Investing.........................................: 12 1.7 0.9%
40. 12 days...........................................: 11 1.6 0.8%
41. 3/7 Puns..........................................: 11 1.6 0.8%
42. March 6 Puns......................................: 11 1.6 0.8%
43. 3/6 Puns..........................................: 10 1.4 0.7%
44. #flonk IRC chat...................................: 9 1.3 0.7%
45. ATTN RATZ.........................................: 9 1.3 0.7%
46. Did You Know......................................: 9 1.3 0.7%
47. March 4th Puns....................................: 9 1.3 0.7%
48. 20 March Puns.....................................: 8 1.1 0.6%
49. 21 March Puns.....................................: 8 1.1 0.6%
50. 210 Days..........................................: 8 1.1 0.6%
51. Escaped WW2 chickens..............................: 8 1.1 0.6%
52. HmmMMMm...........................................: 8 1.1 0.6%
53. Purim Puns........................................: 8 1.1 0.6%
54. 240 Days..........................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
55. 30 Days...........................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
56. 6 March Puns......................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
57. China wants to destroy the United States..........: 7 1.0 0.5%
58. March Forth Puns..................................: 7 1.0 0.5%
59. wankers.. the lot of you..........................: 7 1.0 0.5%
60. 10/30 Puns........................................: 6 0.9 0.4%
61. 4 March Puns......................................: 6 0.9 0.4%
62. February 30 Puns..................................: 6 0.9 0.4%
63. ROB CYPHER IS BEING DENIED HIS RIGHTFUL WIKIPEDIA : 6 0.9 0.4%
64. 120 Days..........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
65. 15 Days...........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
66. 20/3 Puns.........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
67. 300 Days..........................................: 5 0.7 0.4%
68. For it came to pass...............................: 5 0.7 0.4%
69. 10 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
70. 20 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
71. 230 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
72. 280 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
73. 30 June Puns......................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
74. 50 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
75. 70 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
76. Private Joke......................................: 4 0.6 0.3%
77. remember when the iraqi war started?..............: 4 0.6 0.3%
78. 100 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
79. 190 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
80. 245 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
81. 320 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
82. 55 Days...........................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
83. Are the Spiders Flying Too?.......................: 3 0.4 0.2%
84. Happy Commie Martyrs' Day!........................: 3 0.4 0.2%
85. Porky Checks His Spam today.......................: 3 0.4 0.2%
86. Porky Has To goto the DMV.........................: 3 0.4 0.2%
87. SUPER ROB CYPHER..................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
88. Way off topic, Jay Honeck is a racist shitbag.....: 3 0.4 0.2%
89. Wildcaps: Being Excerpts from Burgess' Abridgemen: 3 0.4 0.2%
90. whores............................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
91. 110 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
92. 115 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
93. 125 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
94. 20 MARCH Puns.....................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
95. 20 Marfch Puns....................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
96. 25 Days...........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
97. 250 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
98. 260 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
99. 290 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
100. 3/1 Puns..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
101. 3/20 Puns.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
102. 340 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
103. 5 Days............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
104. 60 Days...........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
105. 65 Days...........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
106. 9/11 OT...........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
107. 95 DAYS...........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
108. Bertie the Bunyip is froging me...................: 2 0.3 0.1%
109. Definitions.......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
110. February 28 Puns..................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
111. Gasoline..........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
112. How To Pick Up A Smoking Hot Chick In 5 Easy Steps: 2 0.3 0.1%
113. Hy[othetical......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
114. Iraqi Neutron.....................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
115. Jay Honeck, racist scum...........................: 2 0.3 0.1%
116. March 4 Puns......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
117. Ping jill.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
118. Pinky es muy homosexual!..........................: 2 0.3 0.1%
119. THE Humanity! Beer Prices Going UP................: 2 0.3 0.1%
120. The January 2008 alt.horror flaming awards........: 2 0.3 0.1%
121. The greatest man ever.............................: 2 0.3 0.1%
122. Time Travel.......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
123. WASH YO ASS.......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
124. Weed Wacker Golf Club?............................: 2 0.3 0.1%
125. blast from the past...............................: 2 0.3 0.1%
126. (no subject)......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
127. ..................................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
128. 10/1 Puns.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
129. 105 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
130. 130 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
131. 140 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
132. 145 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
133. 160 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
134. 165 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
135. 180 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
136. 2/29 Puns.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
137. 200 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
138. 220 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
139. 270 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
140. 29 February Puns..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
141. 330 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
142. 35 Days...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
143. 360 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
144. 40 Days...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
145. 80 Days...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
146. >>Earn $ 10000 Per Month 0:)......................: 1 0.1 0.1%
147. Bible Jokes.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
148. British Puns......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
149. Colored Bells.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
150. FAMILY SURVIVORS ARE THE CORE OF THE 911 TRUTH MOV: 1 0.1 0.1%
151. February 26 Puns..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
152. February 27 Puns..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
153. Feel The Luve, Baybee . . ........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
154. Female pedophile public school teachers...........: 1 0.1 0.1%
155. Fish Messiah......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
156. FlonkNews: Puja Will Go On in Mumbai..............: 1 0.1 0.1%
157. Fox News Worried Its Viewers Can't Tell a Cartoon : 1 0.1 0.1%
158. Fun Stuff for ****s without a life and work and Wa: 1 0.1 0.1%
159. Gimme a Post, Any Post, Come On, I Dare Ya........: 1 0.1 0.1%
160. Hatter 1337 Line Reactivated......................: 1 0.1 0.1%
161. I left AGB and Jim Carr is still lharassing me!...: 1 0.1 0.1%
162. June 17 Puns......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
163. June 18 Puns......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
164. Leap Day..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
165. Look, what one crazy squirrel can do -............: 1 0.1 0.1%
166. MSG...............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
167. Mar 5 Puns........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
168. Maryanne Kehoe Is A Major LOAFHEAD................: 1 0.1 0.1%
169. Monthly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flon: 1 0.1 0.1%
170. PING Teh Mead Meister.............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
171. Planning A Trip?..................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
172. Reuniting The Cross...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
173. Soccer Idea.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
174. Superman Dream....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
175. TIMELESS WISDOM AND WARNINGS FROM THE INVENTORS OF: 1 0.1 0.1%
176. The Very Best of Ron Paul - A MUST SEE FOR EVERYON: 1 0.1 0.1%
177. The Very Best of Ron Paul - A MUST SEE FOR EVERYON: 1 0.1 0.1%
178. The Very Best of Ron Paul - A MUST SEE FOR EVERYON: 1 0.1 0.1%
179. UNIVERSITA LUDES ANNULLATA LA PROCEDURA DI ACCREDI: 1 0.1 0.1%
180. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 1 0.1 0.1%
181. Wildcaps: Being Excerpts from Burgess' Abridgement: 1 0.1 0.1%
182. Ziggy's Joke o' the day (Tue, 26 Aug 2003)........: 1 0.1 0.1%
183. feb 29 Puns.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
184. im eating.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
185. my sister and her friend kissing..................: 1 0.1 0.1%
186. robin hood economics..............................: 1 0.1 0.1%

Top 500 Bandwidth-Slurping Threads: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
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1. ISRASTINA is the solution.........................: 525 75.1 14.1%
2. Monthly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flon: 136 19.5 3.7%
3. New Debussy Symphony Discovered...................: 135 19.3 3.6%
4. Feb 29 Puns.......................................: 133 19.0 3.6%
5. This Is Boring....................................: 129 18.5 3.5%
6. 3/5 Puns..........................................: 106 15.2 2.9%
7. Dave!.............................................: 88 12.6 2.4%
8. Investing.........................................: 82 11.8 2.2%
9. 3/3 Puns..........................................: 80 11.5 2.2%
10. One Picture Is Worth 1000 Words - Tell Me - What D: 80 11.5 2.2%
11. ANNEXATION Announcemnt............................: 66 9.5 1.8%
12. anxiety sucks.....................................: 66 9.5 1.8%
13. Lent Puns.........................................: 66 9.5 1.8%
14. and out of mystery................................: 64 9.2 1.7%
15. Heddo freeples....................................: 64 9.2 1.7%
16. Female pedophile public school teachers...........: 56 8.1 1.5%
17. wake up!..........................................: 55 8.0 1.5%
18. What's a "Perkoff?"...............................: 50 7.2 1.3%
19. February 29 Puns..................................: 49 7.1 1.3%
20. i own youse all...................................: 49 7.0 1.3%
21. 28/2 Puns.........................................: 46 6.6 1.2%
22. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 45 6.5 1.2%
23. i am your lamb....................................: 40 5.8 1.1%
24. #flonk IRC chat...................................: 39 5.6 1.1%
25. mutton head.......................................: 39 5.6 1.0%
26. 4/3 Puns..........................................: 38 5.6 1.0%
27. why are cops so dumb and mean?....................: 37 5.4 1.0%
28. Thornton Wilder on Four Pages of Joyce............: 36 5.2 1.0%
29. 3/4 Puns..........................................: 34 4.9 0.9%
30. THE Humanity! Beer Prices Going UP................: 33 4.7 0.9%
31. 5/3 Puns..........................................: 32 4.6 0.9%
32. March 5 Puns......................................: 31 4.5 0.8%
33. 3 March Puns......................................: 31 4.5 0.8%
34. i am positive.....................................: 30 4.4 0.8%
35. March 3 Puns......................................: 29 4.3 0.8%
36. so................................................: 28 4.1 0.8%
37. 5 March Puns......................................: 28 4.0 0.8%
38. Pizza Alert.......................................: 26 3.8 0.7%
39. 6/3 Puns..........................................: 26 3.8 0.7%
40. Marhc 4 Puns......................................: 25 3.7 0.7%
41. 12 days...........................................: 25 3.6 0.7%
42. March Fourth Puns.................................: 24 3.5 0.7%
43. I'm trolling myself again.........................: 24 3.5 0.7%
44. HmmMMMm...........................................: 23 3.4 0.6%
45. 7/3 Puns..........................................: 23 3.4 0.6%
46. i just ate cat food...............................: 23 3.3 0.6%
47. Wildcaps: Being Excerpts from Burgess' Abridgemen: 21 3.1 0.6%
48. 3/6 Puns..........................................: 21 3.1 0.6%
49. March 6 Puns......................................: 20 3.0 0.6%
50. 20 March Puns.....................................: 20 3.0 0.6%
51. Escaped WW2 chickens..............................: 20 2.9 0.5%
52. 3/7 Puns..........................................: 19 2.9 0.5%
53. Happy Commie Martyrs' Day!........................: 19 2.8 0.5%
54. 21 March Puns.....................................: 17 2.6 0.5%
55. China wants to destroy the United States..........: 17 2.6 0.5%
56. Purim Puns........................................: 17 2.5 0.5%
57. 6 March Puns......................................: 16 2.3 0.4%
58. March 4th Puns....................................: 15 2.3 0.4%
59. wankers.. the lot of you..........................: 15 2.2 0.4%
60. Did You Know......................................: 15 2.2 0.4%
61. Porky Has To goto the DMV.........................: 13 2.0 0.4%
62. 20/3 Puns.........................................: 13 1.9 0.4%
63. MSG...............................................: 13 1.9 0.4%
64. 10/30 Puns........................................: 12 1.8 0.3%
65. ROB CYPHER IS BEING DENIED HIS RIGHTFUL WIKIPEDIA : 12 1.8 0.3%
66. ATTN RATZ.........................................: 12 1.8 0.3%
67. remember when the iraqi war started?..............: 12 1.7 0.3%
68. 210 Days..........................................: 11 1.7 0.3%
69. March Forth Puns..................................: 11 1.6 0.3%
70. February 30 Puns..................................: 11 1.6 0.3%
71. Ping jill.........................................: 10 1.5 0.3%
72. For it came to pass...............................: 10 1.5 0.3%
73. 30 Days...........................................: 10 1.5 0.3%
74. 240 Days..........................................: 10 1.4 0.3%
75. Bertie the Bunyip is froging me...................: 10 1.4 0.3%
76. Porky Checks His Spam today.......................: 9 1.4 0.3%
77. 4 March Puns......................................: 9 1.4 0.3%
78. 30 June Puns......................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
79. 50 Days...........................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
80. 15 Days...........................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
81. Wildcaps: Being Excerpts from Burgess' Abridgement: 7 1.1 0.2%
82. 120 Days..........................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
83. 10 Days...........................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
84. 300 Days..........................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
85. 3/1 Puns..........................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
86. whores............................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
87. Private Joke......................................: 6 1.0 0.2%
88. Fun Stuff for ****s without a life and work and Wa: 6 1.0 0.2%
89. 20 Days...........................................: 6 0.9 0.2%
90. Way off topic, Jay Honeck is a racist shitbag.....: 6 0.9 0.2%
91. Definitions.......................................: 6 0.9 0.2%
92. March 4 Puns......................................: 6 0.9 0.2%
93. 280 Days..........................................: 5 0.9 0.2%
94. 70 Days...........................................: 5 0.8 0.2%
95. 230 Days..........................................: 5 0.8 0.2%
96. Are the Spiders Flying Too?.......................: 5 0.8 0.2%
97. SUPER ROB CYPHER..................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
98. 20 Marfch Puns....................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
99. 9/11 OT...........................................: 5 0.7 0.1%
100. robin hood economics..............................: 4 0.7 0.1%
101. 320 Days..........................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
102. How To Pick Up A Smoking Hot Chick In 5 Easy Steps: 4 0.7 0.1%
103. February 28 Puns..................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
104. 190 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
105. Jay Honeck, racist scum...........................: 4 0.6 0.1%
106. 100 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
107. 55 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
108. The greatest man ever.............................: 4 0.6 0.1%
109. 245 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
110. The January 2008 alt.horror flaming awards........: 4 0.6 0.1%
111. Hy[othetical......................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
112. 20 MARCH Puns.....................................: 3 0.6 0.1%
113. blast from the past...............................: 3 0.5 0.1%
114. 60 Days...........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
115. Gimme a Post, Any Post, Come On, I Dare Ya........: 3 0.5 0.1%
116. Weed Wacker Golf Club?............................: 3 0.5 0.1%
117. 250 Days..........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
118. Time Travel.......................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
119. 260 Days..........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
120. 65 Days...........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
121. 290 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
122. 3/20 Puns.........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
123. WASH YO ASS.......................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
124. Gasoline..........................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
125. 340 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
126. 25 Days...........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
127. 115 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
128. 110 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
129. February 26 Puns..................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
130. Soccer Idea.......................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
131. 5 Days............................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
132. Pinky es muy homosexual!..........................: 2 0.4 0.1%
133. 125 Days..........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
134. Ziggy's Joke o' the day (Tue, 26 Aug 2003)........: 2 0.4 0.1%
135. 95 DAYS...........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
136. Iraqi Neutron.....................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
137. Reuniting The Cross...............................: 2 0.4 0.1%
138. February 27 Puns..................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
139. 10/1 Puns.........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
140. The Very Best of Ron Paul - A MUST SEE FOR EVERYON: 2 0.3 0.1%
141. British Puns......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
142. Mar 5 Puns........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
143. June 17 Puns......................................: 1 0.3 0.1%
144. Maryanne Kehoe Is A Major LOAFHEAD................: 1 0.3 0.1%
145. Fish Messiah......................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
146. June 18 Puns......................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
147. Bible Jokes.......................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
148. Planning A Trip?..................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
149. feb 29 Puns.......................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
150. UNIVERSITA LUDES ANNULLATA LA PROCEDURA DI ACCREDI: 1 0.3 0.0%
151. Superman Dream....................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
152. 2/29 Puns.........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
153. The Very Best of Ron Paul - A MUST SEE FOR EVERYON: 1 0.2 0.0%
154. ..................................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
155. 40 Days...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
156. 140 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
157. (no subject)......................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
158. 180 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
159. 29 February Puns..................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
160. my sister and her friend kissing..................: 1 0.2 0.0%
161. 220 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
162. 130 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
163. 200 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
164. 35 Days...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
165. 360 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
166. >>Earn $ 10000 Per Month 0:)......................: 1 0.2 0.0%
167. Colored Bells.....................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
168. 160 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
169. 270 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
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172. 145 Days..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
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174. 80 Days...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
175. Leap Day..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
176. im eating.........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
177. I left AGB and Jim Carr is still lharassing me!...: 1 0.2 0.0%
178. Look, what one crazy squirrel can do -............: 1 0.2 0.0%
179. FlonkNews: Puja Will Go On in Mumbai..............: 1 0.2 0.0%
180. PING Teh Mead Meister.............................: 1 0.2 0.0%
181. The Very Best of Ron Paul - A MUST SEE FOR EVERYON: 1 0.2 0.0%
182. Fox News Worried Its Viewers Can't Tell a Cartoon : 1 0.2 0.0%
183. FAMILY SURVIVORS ARE THE CORE OF THE 911 TRUTH MOV: 1 0.2 0.0%
184. Feel The Luve, Baybee . . ........................: 1 0.2 0.0%
185. TIMELESS WISDOM AND WARNINGS FROM THE INVENTORS OF: 1 0.1 0.0%
186. Hatter 1337 Line Reactivated......................: 0 0.1 0.0%

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1. BAH.......................................................: 46.3%
2. garciyalater@gmail.com....................................: 41.4%
3. Mz Pnatas.................................................: 36.2%
4. kenpisano.................................................: 27.6%
5. Cow Tse Tung..............................................: 27.3%
6. nemo......................................................: 25.9%
7. Tim Bruening..............................................: 24.5%
8. mimus.....................................................: 24.1%
9. ThePsyko..................................................: 23.0%
10. Steve Leyland.............................................: 21.2%

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1. pmd.......................................................: 2.0%
2. ah........................................................: 3.3%
3. joandarc or joan930.......................................: 6.1%
4. Mr Pounder................................................: 6.2%
5. Richard Noggin............................................: 6.8%
6. Holly.....................................................: 7.9%
7. dave hillstrom............................................: 9.4%
8. pscissons.................................................: 9.8%
9. WeeSaul...................................................: 10.2%
10. Slipped Moebius...........................................: 10.5%

Top 10 Crossposting Groups: Posts in Group
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1. demon.local..................................................: 682
2. alt.humor....................................................: 665
3. mn.humor.....................................................: 664
4. alt.humor.puns...............................................: 638
5. rec.humor....................................................: 236
6. alt.talk.bollocks............................................: 190
7. alt.tasteless.jokes..........................................: 159
8. alt.usenet.kooks.............................................: 129
9. bit.listserv.autism..........................................: 129
10. soc.culture.israel...........................................: 91

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