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What did you get for Christmas?

 

I got...

 

1. I got a Coleman Lantern.

2. A red and black UGA hoodie.

3. Socks, toiletries, and small hand tools in the stupid stocking my mother does every single year.

4. A roadside tire repair kit.

5. A bunch of fudge, peanuts, cashews, and cookie filled tins.

 

What did you get?

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

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I got a swag of presents, which is unusual for me. Strangely enough, I got a remote controlled four wheeler that does some pretty amazing shit.

 

I thought I'd opened the wrong box. My sister gave one to all the adults. We were having races and shit. It was good fun.

 

Oh, and I got laid. :cool:

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

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I made out pretty good.

Got several Yankee Candles, a Red Sox hoodie, clothes and toys for baby.

Gift certificate for my favorite restaurant (and a promise of unlimited babysitting from my parents), gift certificate for Ruby Tuesdays, a bottle of wine, a food processor, some aromatherapy lotions, and lots of chocolate :D .

The one shitty thing I got for Christmas? I got fucking sick. Couldn't sleep last night because my throat hurt so bad. Feels a little better this morning. Which is good since my doctor is closed today. Fucking daycare. Ahh well. Good excuse to eat lots of ice cream.

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I got a nice new office chair. I kinda liked my old one but we won't tell. I'll have to break this one in. Leather kinda sucks when your naked.:rolleyes:

 

But the gift cards will go towards new computer speakers and maybe a new printer.

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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Boots

Wireless Mouse

Sweater

Weight Set

Lasagne

Got to see home for the first time in many months

Got to see family not seen in 2+ years

Didn't get laid :(

 

All in all it was an uneventful x-mas. I did learn however why it is I never see my extended family, such a collection of alchoolics and Cab drivers. Its quite astonishing.

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"It's a poor sort of memory that only works backwards" -Lewis Carroll

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I think I know him! ;)

 

I can't even see the chair that dude's sitting on!

No that's not me but we'll just keep it a secert as to how close you were.:rolleyes:

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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i made out pretty well myself...

 

 

-4 dress shirts

-2 ties

-poker table

-texas holdem set (with case)

-card shuffler (that i dont kneed but oh well)

-a warm hoodie(wearing that now)

-pajama bottoms (wearing them now)

-3 sweaters

-awesome watch

-a pocket watch

-Polo Black cologne

-50$ gift cert to best buy (woot)

-15$ gift cert to target

-4 bottles of wine

-pair of gloves (ugly as sin)

-set of wine goblets to match the rest of my stuff

-set of wine "gasses" (looks like rock glasses but they say Vino)

-space heater

-a large check from dady-o

-and my loan to my dad forgiven (cept he made me sign a w-2 so i have to pay taxes on it and he gets a tax break.....)

 

 

not a bad x-mas here......and very little nagging from the mother (because she probably doesnt want to screw it up that i might be moving back closer to her......then ill be living in nag city again!)

-I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!!

-The Liver is evil and must be punished!

-The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?!

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Gift certificates for Signatures, Wal-Mart, and Olive Garden, lots of candy (caramels, my fav), cologne (Preferred stock, not my fav), A new phone for my office, 2 long sleeve shirts so I don't freeze my butt off delivering pizzas, a new digital temp probe for the oven, ear rings (I have 4 holes in my left ear, 1 in my right), and one hell of a blow job from Mrs. Phreakwars..:D

 

Edit: Oops, I almost forgot to mention the card Jenn88 sent me which made no sense at all.

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Should be huh. They were great. Mom and sister had the honor, bless thier little hearts. All I had to do was go through the trash cans and retrieve my "good" stuff. Still pissed they took the old windows I was slowly working on to hang on the walls. They don't think I could finish them. Ahhh, my house my stuff. My cat is still leary and confused. They moved his food bowl and he is still going back and forth to find it. Shut the door on his litter box........Poor Bob.
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What did I get?

 

Something I wanted for YEARS.

 

A FUCKING HOLIDAY SEASON FOR MYSELF FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE.

 

This year I scraped all my life savings together and fucked off to Russia for 8 days. Ahhhh.....thousands of miles away from the same old same old bullshit.

 

It's safe to say that this was the best christmas ever.

All bullshit, No Business.
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Before I left on the trip from hell, I bought myself a new cd/mp3 player for my truck and a pair of nice headphones for my portable cd player.

 

My Mom gave me money which I used to have some routine maintenance on my truck while I was in Texas at the dealership where I actually bought it before I moved to Florida.

 

The biggest thing I got for Christmas was the realization that living in Florida is the best place for my daughter and I.

I enjoyed watching my daughter open her presents and look forward to playing with them as well. My Mom got her a Disney Princess TV (which of course is pink) and I got her the matching DVD player. We got her some new DVDs and video games for the Game cube as well as some jewelry. I had to celebrate with my sister seperately (long story). She gave me a pressure washer (I so needed one) and my daughter a gameboy DS.

The best gift was coming back home to my own bed and the peace and quiet. No one yelling, no one watching me etc.

On New Years I was driving, at Midnight I was near Jacksonville, FL and we arrived home about 1:30am.

 

I forgot probably the coolest thing, I got a voted a free premium membership to WYPO. That was a cool surprise to come home to. I missed talking shit with you guys and finding a message from Phreak when I logged on was way cool.

I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
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Well, either I'm a cold-hearted bitch or it hasn't sunk in yet.

I'm hoping for the latter.

 

But thank you :) I appreciate your kind words

 

Even if you think your parents will be better off it still has to be a little frightening, wondering what changes that will bring to your life. I imagine it might take some time to fully understand.

I came to the conclusion over the holidays that I need to drink more...WAY MORE.

I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
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Even if you think your parents will be better off it still has to be a little frightening, wondering what changes that will bring to your life. I imagine it might take some time to fully understand.

I came to the conclusion over the holidays that I need to drink more...WAY MORE.

 

I think we all need to drink a little more.

 

I don't think my parents will be better off, at least not my mum. She's a weak type of female, she needs male figures in her life that love her, for strength. and she gets lonely very easily.

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Even if you think your parents will be better off it still has to be a little frightening, wondering what changes that will bring to your life. I imagine it might take some time to fully understand.

I came to the conclusion over the holidays that I need to drink more...WAY MORE.

 

It was kinda my "unofficial" NY resolution that I will drink more this year. Here's to booze, our only legal w/o a prescription coping agent.;)

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