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If someone was holding a gun to my head, making me get married, I would seriously consider asking them to pull the trigger. At least the pain would be quick. Nothing at all like marriage where your partner gets to stick the knife in and turn it when he wants a little fun and then of course there is the pouring in a little salt when he gets bored.

EAT A BULLET or MARRIAGE, hard choice.

Is anyone on here in a coma?? I think a comatose husband would be OK, just as long as I never had to see him but then there would always be the worry he would wake up...

I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
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Well, lets see:

 

tizz- Would turn me into an abusive spouse, I'd have to start the day out by smacking her

 

ToriAllen- Cute, but thinks she is smarter then me... absolute turn off

 

TheJenn88- Would feel like I am raising a teen all over again

 

SD87- Would annoy me with alleged inteluctual conversation

 

skategreen- cute, but too short, and too old

 

angie- hmm, don't really know about that one... I'd probably cheat on her

 

A.I.G.- couldn't handle me unless she started smoking pot with me, then we'd have some fun !!

 

Lethalfind- see Tori

 

charteusechick- Would annoy me with bugger bubbles.

 

Parasite God- I'd have to put her on a diet of weed and sex.

 

Gray~Gal... eh.. too plain jane for me

 

Cynthia- Party Girl !! I likes her !!

 

Sonyathebitch- I love the bitchy type, I'd be horny all the time.

 

Whatever- I'd probably knock her up and divorce her and leave her in the ghetto.

 

Anna Perenna- Well if she was as fine as most Aussie women are, I'd take her on looks alone.

 

ta2dgirl28- I think I picked her up at a bar in Omaha a few years ago and fucked her already... she was kinda loose.

 

Vortex- Hey, at least I'd get an awsome blowjob out of it.:D

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Vortex- Hey, at least I'd get an awsome blowjob out of it.:D

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OMG...lol..

 

 

guilty as charged...

 

 

Vortex- yeah, I know, but I have bigger balls than any of the men on this site. Besides, we could go shopping, do each others hair and nails, and stay up all night talking about Mel Gibson

-I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!!

-The Liver is evil and must be punished!

-The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?!

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Hah, I don't know whether I'm pleased or indignant that I'm not on any lists. I think I'll go with pleased. I'm too asexual to care.^^

Invictus maneo. O imitarores, servum pecus!

 

You make me wish I could lose half of my brains just so I can say I appreciated what you just said.

 

"Those who want to live, let them fight, and those who do not want to fight in this world of eternal struggle do not deserve to live." - Adolf Hitler

Art of War. Atlas Shrugged. Not just books; Philosophy, and ways of life.

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Thanks, Phreak. I feel the love! :p Though I highly doubt you'd have the sex drive to cheat on me after I got done with you...I can be as bad as an 18 year old guy. ;)

 

Interesting topic...I'll have to get back to ya' on that.

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But here is a synopsis of my observations of the lovely ladies here at GF:

 

Tori: Prejudice against short guys because we are seen as inferior and it ruins her "image" probably, has kids, taken. Attractive and intelligent though. Eliminated.

 

Tizz: Has kids, prefer someone around my age. Eliminated.

 

SD87: Too young...18 is my limit. Would make for a good conversation though we do not truly share the same interests. Eliminated.

 

TheJenn88: Same deal as her friend SD87. Eliminated.

 

Chartuesechick: Dunno much about. Plus booger bubbles are sick...lol! AHEM! Eliminated.

 

Skategreen: Dunno much about her either. Other than that, I don't see anything blantantly wrong with her. But due to my lack of knowledge...eliminated.

 

AIG: Too religious, and very much oblivious to what is going on. Eliminated. Plus I LOVE pork.

 

DizzyMe: So beautiful and intelligent but TAKEN!!! ELIMINATED!!!

 

Bec: Taken and she wouldn't tolerate my language too much (though I am trying to improve). I don't want to offend any woman like that but it cannot be helped. Eliminated.

 

Angie: Oh so gorgeous and oh so intelligent but TAKEN! And pregnant! ELIMINATED!!! :(

 

Anna: We'd probably butt heads alot since we are both quite smartmouthed. But I do have a thing for Aussie women... ;) Umm...eliminated.

 

Here's the kicker though...MARRIAGE DESTROYS LIVES AND IS TOO EXPENSIVE AND SERVES NO PURPOSE THAN TO FUCK PEOPLE OVER!!! I DON'T CONSIDER GETTING MARRIED ANYWAYS SO EVERYONE IS FRIGGIN' ELIMINATED ANYWAYS!!! Thank you... ;)

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Ill marry you babe...i could at least marry you legaly....but id have to have boyfriends and my own room...you understand :)

 

 

and mel gibson....hes one of those "hunks" that only straight women seem to like....(like kevin costner, stephen segal, michael douglas, and people like fabio).....Throw in the topic of Collin Ferral, VinDiesel, Nick Lachey, and Billy Zane (with hair) and ill pop the poporn and do your nails first!!

I understand. Vin Diesel it is...

Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. ;)

 

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.:rolleyes:

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