What Kind Of Animal(s) Would You Be

Elementary school shit I know. But at least it is a break from the useless flaming and derailing of topics. Plus it could make for an interesting conversation.

A tiger shark

Or an iriconji. Small and fucking deadly.

I would like to be a cat owned by someone who worships their cat like I do.

OR an otter, I always thought they were cute and it would be fun to swim around the ocean, picking up clams and breaking them open for food.

A dolphin - I'm a water lover plus studies show these animals have sex for recreation, not just procreation.

Hmmmm..... A great white shark because as much as i like water i think i was supposed to be a fish. OR an eagle because i love flying.

What kind of animal would you be?

 

Templeton the Rat. He was a shit head.

 

A dolphin - I'm a water lover plus studies show these animals have sex for recreation, not just procreation.

 

Did you also know male dolphins take their females captive for over month before mating season? They do not even allow her to eat. A group of males usually team up together for the job so at least one male can watch the female while the others search for food. Then they all take turns with the one female to ensure insemination.

Templeton the Rat. He was a shit head.

Templeton rocks

When I was little I had a hampster named after him. I loved the schmorgesboard the best

I would be a dragon.

 

Yes, I know that is a mythical creature, but it would totally rock to be able to fly around and set shit on fire with my breath, and cigarettes would also be easier to light.

 

As an alternative, I would want to be a Cobra.

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I'd be Lancelot Link Secret Chimp.

 

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I'd be a sea otter. I love the ocean, but I don't really want to be a fish.

Bald eagle. Aside from looking constantly pissed off, it would be a federal offense to kill me.

I'd be a Thundercat, and hook up with Cheetara.

 

 

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I would be a cat...I love to sleep alot and that is pretty much what mine does all day.

I'd be a Thundercat, and hook up with Cheetara.

 

 

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Is that sparklers coming out of her ass?

I don't know. I never thought about it. Maybe a bear so nobody would fuck with me.

 

Oh, a Kodiak Brown Bear I should say.

I'd be a lion, very protective, great mane, and nobody fucks with me.

I'd be a Unicorn. Always horny, elusive, untouchable, still horny.

Either 1) A monkey so I can always throw shit around

or 2) a tree sloth so I could be a lazy fucker

Well, since I started out thinking this was about which

Yessssss I knew it, A Wolf.......Yesssssssss

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You're such a nutcase. You did notice the Avatar I've had for about...oh...three years now, didn't you?

BTW. I thought I was no longer worthy of your time...

You're such a nutcase. You did notice the Avatar I've had for about...oh...three years now, didn't you?

 

A wolf? Is that what the hell that is in your avatar. I thought it was a panther or something.

I think Builder would make a good three toed sloth, really more like his character...the animal that moves so slow, moss grows on its back.

 

AND Manic...she seems like a yappy, always shaking, pretending to be upset small dog, the kind with a bladder too small that pees on the floor...or maybe its a lemming, the kind of animal that follows it mates over the cliff to their death.

 

what a pair they make.

Well ok, Your avatar pic is not such a good image of a wolf. And I never said you where not worthy of my time, I said I was disappointed is all.

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Mr Negg has apparently been quite disapointed lately. Maybe some anti-depressants are in order.

 

First there was that whole "everytime he walks naked in front of a mirror" thing that he posted at 2thejungle, then he was dissapointed in the 2thejungle format and members, and now I find out he is disappoionted in ToriAllen.

 

Disappointment is so disappointing...

A wolf? Is that what the hell that is in your avatar. I thought it was a panther or something.

My, what a long nose you have...It looks nothing like a cat of any kind.

Well ok, Your avatar pic is not such a good image of a wolf. And I never said you where not worthy of my time, I said I was disappointed is all.

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It is a great picture of a wolf. What did you think it was?

I so hate to disappoint Nazzy, but I have been frequenting several sites other than WYPO, recently. Bad Tori.

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Tori, I thought your avatar was some kind of flying fox.