cool_dude Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 Give your ideas of what you think is a DON'T on first dates. "Jeez how drunk was I when I agreed to this date!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImWithStupid Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 Don't you hate it when your herpes start to flare up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool_dude Posted October 2, 2005 Author Share Posted October 2, 2005 "Sorry I just can't get rid of this erection!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smutt butt Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 "do you like it in the ass?" "it's not contagious" "you got any heroin?" "i gotta shit" "pull my finger" "i love you" "i live with my parents" "you ever heard of slim fast?" "i jack-off at least 6 times a day" "will you pop this for me?" "i logon to bestdamngeneralforum.com every day" "sucksbbs rocks" 1 Quote "This place may be bombed and we will be killed. We love death. The US loves life. That is the big difference between us." Osama Bin Laden. nov. 2001 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool_dude Posted October 2, 2005 Author Share Posted October 2, 2005 "Hi, I'm Drew Carrey." "Nice to meet you Drew Carry I am Micheal Jackson." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool_dude Posted October 2, 2005 Author Share Posted October 2, 2005 "i logon to bestdamngeneralforum.com every day" "I'm a mod of bestdamngeneralforum.com " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalOrleans Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 They call me cool_dude. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outlaw2747 Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 The dumbest one of all..."Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?" Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool_dude Posted October 2, 2005 Author Share Posted October 2, 2005 The dumbest one of all..."Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?" Nice way of skipping a whole night of sitting in a restaraunt listening to her yap about what she did today starting from how she got up. Just getting right to the point! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outlaw2747 Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 Nice way of skipping a whole night of sitting in a restaraunt listening to her yap about what she did today starting from how she got up. Just getting right to the point! Good point. But I fall into the proverbial "nice guy" genre. :o Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
builder Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 Are you as horny as your sister? Do you mind if I smoke crack? Are you wealthy beyond my dreams? Do you swallow? Have you had all of your shots? If I told you that you have a beautiful body, would you let me fuck it? If I nod off, It's not that I find you uninteresting, it's just that I'm interested in only one thing. Wake me up when you are ready to screw. Darling, I have no interest in your problems. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cogito Ergo Sum Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 My last test came back negative, how about yours? Yeah...it looks bad, but the doctor says it's completely harmless. Damn, my buddy Kyle said you were a hot fuck, he must have low expectations. Oh...Yeah...Baby...Yes...Oooooo...Huh?...Hey!...your...umm...ass...umm...umm...feels...umm...really loose!?!...WTF woman? Quote . I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
builder Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 Are your lips pumped up? Show me your tits. How's your weight-watchers program going? Can I ask a personal question? What is your kinkiest fantasy? Don't tell me, uuuuum it's you and your best friend giving me head? Am I right? Quote Persevere, it pisses people off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalOrleans Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 I was in the marching band. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
builder Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 Is your father always such an arsehole? Quote Persevere, it pisses people off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalOrleans Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 Leonard Lake is my idol. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
builder Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 Is your brother always such a suck? Or is this a payoff deal? Quote Persevere, it pisses people off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalOrleans Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 I am writing a Green Lantern/Sailor Moon crossover story. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool_dude Posted October 2, 2005 Author Share Posted October 2, 2005 My doctor said the oozing and swelling should go down in a few hours!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angie Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 Do you have pets? Would it be okay if we brought them into the bedroom? Quote http://www.darwinawards.com/ http://www.snopes.com http://www.breakthechain.org STOP THE SPAM!! Click Me You Know You Want To Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eisanbt Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 I could SWEAR that the left one is higher then the right, honest! Quote http://www.boohbah.com/zone.html "It's a poor sort of memory that only works backwards" -Lewis Carroll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalOrleans Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 I once masturbated with a cheese grater. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool_dude Posted October 3, 2005 Author Share Posted October 3, 2005 "I used to be in a band with backstreet boys." ----------------------------------------------------- "I'm currently enrolled in a blue mans group" ----------------------------------------------------- "I own a company 'Virgin' " <== There actually is a company like that ! -------------------------------------------------------------------- "Have you ever wondered what it feels like to be penetrated?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sixes Posted October 3, 2005 Share Posted October 3, 2005 -I use to have Aids, but that was before my last clone. -You want to go hang out at a StarTrek Party? -Would you ever try a threeway with dorfs? If so can I film it? -I expect breakfast in the morning. So let me sleep! -Do you like debate forums? Quote . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angie Posted October 3, 2005 Share Posted October 3, 2005 -I use to have Aids, but that was before my last clone. -You want to go hang out at a StarTrek Party? -Would you ever try a threeway with dorfs? If so can I film it? -I expect breakfast in the morning. So let me sleep! -Do you like debate forums? You'd be better off just not opening your mouth on a date at all. That's your only hope. Quote http://www.darwinawards.com/ http://www.snopes.com http://www.breakthechain.org STOP THE SPAM!! Click Me You Know You Want To Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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