What would you do if YOU were the President of the U. S. of A. in times of war?

Kryptonite Man

Kryptonite Man

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1: I'd listen to members of my staff and to the military commanders.


2: I'd listen to the people involved in civil defense.


3: Listen to all of the senators and Congressmen and make up my own mind.


Last, but most important, I would seek ***'s wisdom.

 


What would you do?

 
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Pissed Off Mother Fucker

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I'd ******* send people in to ******* die because they are dumb ***** that would listen to me. People are so ******* dumb they listen to anyone, especially to someone in power. Holy ****, I'd just ******* send them to the moon probably so they could die from lack of oxygen... Wow I'm ******* ****** off
 
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Quarky1.0

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Change the **** laws so no one who couldn't put a coherent sentence together without bobby there head and squinting could never become president.

:D

 
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sixes

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I would be my own person as I am now. I would except that I can have a positive effect on the things that I can ,and negative on the things that I can do a **** thing about. "Like how some feel about me"

I would do the research it takes for the job ,in this case it would never be enough. I would have the best Morals an American can ,and America has the best.

Also ,I would let the legal system always be subjective to the voting parties of the US. I would give the the best ways of knowing they got what they voted for without hardly any room for doubt.

( Then as everyone got more comfortable with me ,I would have my wife give me a ******** in the oval office! hehe)

 
RoyalOrleans

RoyalOrleans

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What would RO do?

1. Close the borders.

2. Close the borders.

3. Close the borders.

4. Close the borders.

5. Commission sixes to paint me a picture of a brickwall.

6. Call out our enemy's leader for a one on one duel.

7. Lastly, have humiliating *** with enemy leader's wife.

 
Kryptonite Man

Kryptonite Man

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I'd ******* send people in to ******* die because they are dumb ***** that would listen to me. People are so ******* dumb they listen to anyone, especially to someone in power. Holy ****, I'd just ******* send them to the moon probably so they could die from lack of oxygen... Wow I'm ******* ****** off
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Do the world a HUGE favor POMF... **** OFF AND DIE!! :mad:

 
Lethalfind

Lethalfind

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There is not enough Paxil in the world that would get me through that kind of job. I would never be able to handle the stress and burden of it all. I admit this freely.

I need peace, quiet, calm and days of boredom in order to exist, there can't be any of this when your in the White House.

In the little town I grew up in, my name and picture appeared in the paper with incorrect information. They are so bored for news they publish a section where people tell what they have done on vacation, my Mom put the picture in and told about where we went. I was ******. I felt my privacy had been invaded and really mad that they had gotten the details wrong. I can only imagine what it must be like for people in the spotlight like the president.

Not my cup of tea.

 
RoyalOrleans

RoyalOrleans

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If I was the president there wouldn't be a war.
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Brilliant ******* retort, Gollyfuck. You sound like any other piece of **** whiney liberal brat that comes on here to spew out their hate for America. Like John Lennon came down from Heaven to guide your keystrokes.

 
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tizz

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I would probably just do the EXACT oposite of GW BUSH. Couldn't end up worse than it has so far
 
builder

builder

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My speeches would be invitation only, and I'd make everyone sign a waiver stating that they wouldn't heckle me on fear of death.

Hey, I know how to party.

Bourbon and moonshine at the reception. :cool:

 
fullauto

fullauto

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Brilliant ******* retort, Gollyfuck. You sound like any other piece of **** whiney liberal brat that comes on here to spew out their hate for America. Like John Lennon came down from Heaven to guide your keystrokes.
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HAHAHAHahahahahahahah....hahahaha....ha... ha.... <sniff>

John Lennon.... ******* communist..

LOL.... dude... you know just how to cure my hang over... danke! :D

 
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Gallytuck

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Do I have to ******* spell things out for you? By saying there would be no war I implied that I would have taken care of whatever issues which would cause us to be at war by some other means and that there would be no reason for America to be at war.

Now, unless you're simply a bloodthirsty troglodyte who is excited about the war because you truly want people to die you would have to say that no reason for war(and I mean in a way in which Republicans and Democrats both agree) is a pretty ******* good thing.

Also, if I was able to do that, as the President of the United States of America(that WAS the question), would that not pretty much make me one of the greatest individuals to ever live? I feel that would be a big positive towards the U.S., so where the **** did your idea of me bashing America come from?

I discuss the U.S. because, frankly, Americans tend to know ****-all about Canada. Why would I come on here to discuss something you really don't know or care about? We're just as ****** up here as you are down there, dude.

 
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Zukiman

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Seal the borders.

Round up all illegals and deport them.

Let the Mexican people and others know that from now on you will be shot on site if you come here illegally.

Deport all people of Middle Eastern descent no matter if they are here legally.

Deport all wannabe American Muslims or better yet shoot them. They cannot be trusted.

End welfare and public housing. Don't work, don't eat.

End school bussing. Fat *** lazy kids these days need the exercise. Let them ******* walk.

And no more Cubans. Send them back to Castroville. I can't understand a ******* word they say anyway.

I could go on and on about what I would do if I was President.

 
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