What would you do if YOU were the President of the U. S. of A. in times of war?

1: I'd listen to members of my staff and to the military commanders.

2: I'd listen to the people involved in civil defense.

3: Listen to all of the senators and Congressmen and make up my own mind.

Last, but most important, I would seek God's wisdom.

 

What would you do?

nuke my enemies before they nuked me

I'd fucking send people in to fucking die because they are dumb cunts that would listen to me. People are so fucking dumb they listen to anyone, especially to someone in power. Holy fuck, I'd just fucking send them to the moon probably so they could die from lack of oxygen... Wow I'm fucking pissed off

Kripto Man, well said +1

Change the damn laws so no one who couldn't put a coherent sentence together without bobby there head and squinting could never become president.

I would be my own person as I am now. I would except that I can have a positive effect on the things that I can ,and negative on the things that I can do a damn thing about. "Like how some feel about me"

 

I would do the research it takes for the job ,in this case it would never be enough. I would have the best Morals an American can ,and America has the best.

 

Also ,I would let the legal system always be subjective to the voting parties of the US. I would give the the best ways of knowing they got what they voted for without hardly any room for doubt.

 

( Then as everyone got more comfortable with me ,I would have my wife give me a blow job in the oval office! hehe)

What would RO do?

 

1. Close the borders.

2. Close the borders.

3. Close the borders.

4. Close the borders.

5. Commission sixes to paint me a picture of a brickwall.

6. Call out our enemy's leader for a one on one duel.

7. Lastly, have humiliating sex with enemy leader's wife.

I'd fucking send people in to fucking die because they are dumb cunts that would listen to me. People are so fucking dumb they listen to anyone, especially to someone in power. Holy fuck, I'd just fucking send them to the moon probably so they could die from lack of oxygen... Wow I'm fucking pissed off

Do the world a HUGE favor POMF... FUCK OFF AND DIE!!

There is not enough Paxil in the world that would get me through that kind of job. I would never be able to handle the stress and burden of it all. I admit this freely.

I need peace, quiet, calm and days of boredom in order to exist, there can't be any of this when your in the White House.

In the little town I grew up in, my name and picture appeared in the paper with incorrect information. They are so bored for news they publish a section where people tell what they have done on vacation, my Mom put the picture in and told about where we went. I was pissed. I felt my privacy had been invaded and really mad that they had gotten the details wrong. I can only imagine what it must be like for people in the spotlight like the president.

Not my cup of tea.

I'd make it legal to kill stupid people ,except for me.

If I was the president there wouldn't be a war.

If I was the president there wouldn't be a war.

 

Brilliant fucking retort, Gollyfuck. You sound like any other piece of shit whiney liberal brat that comes on here to spew out their hate for America. Like John Lennon came down from Heaven to guide your keystrokes.

Do the world a HUGE favor POMF... FUCK OFF AND DIE!!

Your blood pressure has got to be excrutiatingly elevated.

I would probably just do the EXACT oposite of GW BUSH. Couldn't end up worse than it has so far

My speeches would be invitation only, and I'd make everyone sign a waiver stating that they wouldn't heckle me on fear of death.

 

 

Hey, I know how to party.

 

Bourbon and moonshine at the reception.

Brilliant fucking retort, Gollyfuck. You sound like any other piece of shit whiney liberal brat that comes on here to spew out their hate for America. Like John Lennon came down from Heaven to guide your keystrokes.

 

HAHAHAHahahahahahahah....hahahaha....ha... ha.... <sniff>

 

John Lennon.... fucking communist..

 

LOL.... dude... you know just how to cure my hang over... danke!

Do I have to fucking spell things out for you? By saying there would be no war I implied that I would have taken care of whatever issues which would cause us to be at war by some other means and that there would be no reason for America to be at war.

 

Now, unless you're simply a bloodthirsty troglodyte who is excited about the war because you truly want people to die you would have to say that no reason for war(and I mean in a way in which Republicans and Democrats both agree) is a pretty fucking good thing.

 

Also, if I was able to do that, as the President of the United States of America(that WAS the question), would that not pretty much make me one of the greatest individuals to ever live? I feel that would be a big positive towards the U.S., so where the fuck did your idea of me bashing America come from?

 

I discuss the U.S. because, frankly, Americans tend to know fuck-all about Canada. Why would I come on here to discuss something you really don't know or care about? We're just as fucked up here as you are down there, dude.

And please don't call me a liberal.

Seal the borders.

Round up all illegals and deport them.

Let the Mexican people and others know that from now on you will be shot on site if you come here illegally.

Deport all people of Middle Eastern descent no matter if they are here legally.

Deport all wannabe American Muslims or better yet shoot them. They cannot be trusted.

End welfare and public housing. Don't work, don't eat.

End school bussing. Fat ass lazy kids these days need the exercise. Let them fucking walk.

And no more Cubans. Send them back to Castroville. I can't understand a fucking word they say anyway.

I could go on and on about what I would do if I was President.

Seal the borders.

Round up all illegals and deport them.

Let the Mexican people and others know that from now on you will be shot on site if you come here illegally.

Deport all people of Middle Eastern descent no matter if they are here legally.

Deport all wannabe American Muslims or better yet shoot them. They cannot be trusted.

End welfare and public housing. Don't work, don't eat.

End school bussing. Fat ass lazy kids these days need the exercise. Let them fucking walk.

And no more Cubans. Send them back to Castroville. I can't understand a fucking word they say anyway.

I could go on and on about what I would do if I was President.

 

^^^^For Angie

 

And you wonder why the world isn't really tickled by you people?

Seal the borders.

Round up all illegals and deport them.

Let the Mexican people and others know that from now on you will be shot on site if you come here illegally.

Deport all people of Middle Eastern descent no matter if they are here legally.

Deport all wannabe American Muslims or better yet shoot them. They cannot be trusted.

End welfare and public housing. Don't work, don't eat.

End school bussing. Fat ass lazy kids these days need the exercise. Let them fucking walk.

And no more Cubans. Send them back to Castroville. I can't understand a fucking word they say anyway.

I could go on and on about what I would do if I was President.

 

I say let the Mexicans stay and throw out all the fat, lazy Americans. Mexicans make much better workers. They actually have some sort of work ethic. As for the Cubans-get over it. We ain't going anywhere. Besides, who would live in Miami if they all left??

^^^^For Angie

 

And you wonder why the world isn't really tickled by you people?

EXPLAIN PLEASE

I say let the Mexicans stay and throw out all the fat, lazy Americans. Mexicans make much better workers. They actually have some sort of work ethic. As for the Cubans-get over it. We ain't going anywhere. Besides, who would live in Miami if they all left??

They cut my grass cheap! So you are right! Jorge needs to tighten up before I beat his spic ass. Pile of crap needs to trim my driveway!

You rant and rave about how great America is to live in and tote your stories of rags to riches but when someone gets over to America to get themselves some of that better livin' you slap that sweet attitude towards immigrants around.

 

Immigrants don't pass laws in your country. Your government does. All the bullshit laws giving immigrants and "minorities" the upper hand is the doing of your government. Bitch about that. Part of the American spirit is to see a good opportunity and to take action.

 

If some other nation on the planet suddenly decided to shit upon its citizens and to put laws in place making Americans the favourites in competition for some of the sweetest career positions the country has to offer over its citizens you can bet your arse there'd be a mass exodus. In other words, don't blame those immigrants for going to America and abusing it. Why do you think they're there in the first place? They know what they'll be able to get away with.

 

The sad part for you is that it's your nation which is attractive to immigrants, both legal and illegal. Don't take it personally. If Romania was as easy to exploit for immigrants they'd have all gone there. I understand your frustration but hating those people isn't very productive.

 

What you have to do is figure out some way to get your government to turn the tables back in favour of its own citizens. I don't have a fucking clue there so don't ask me for ideas.

Your blood pressure has got to be excrutiatingly elevated.

Listening to Liberal morons spewing out their illogical rhetoric does tend to raise one's blood pressure to near-dangerous levels.