cool_dude Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 Lets say you are dating this beautiful girl. You find out she has a twin identical sister. And the one that you are dating would ask you if you find her sister attractive. Since they both look the same, if you say no that will mean that you also don't find your girl attractive, if yes, then your girl will be jelous that you find her sister attractive right in front of your girls face. What would you say? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToriAllen Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 Lets say you are dating this beautiful girl. You find out she has a twin identical sister. And the one that you are dating would ask you if you find her sister attractive. Since they both look the same, if you say no that will mean that you also don't find your girl attractive, if yes, then your girl will be jelous that you find her sister attractive right in front of your girls face. What would you say? Tell her, her wonderful personality makes her more attractive... Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angie Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 Tell her, her wonderful personality makes her more attractive... Good call. Quote http://www.darwinawards.com/ http://www.snopes.com http://www.breakthechain.org STOP THE SPAM!! Click Me You Know You Want To Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smutt butt Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 Lets say you are dating this beautiful girl. You find out she has a twin identical sister. And the one that you are dating would ask you if you find her sister attractive. Since they both look the same, if you say no that will mean that you also don't find your girl attractive, if yes, then your girl will be jelous that you find her sister attractive right in front of your girls face. What would you say? Just go for it and say " how about a threesome"? Quote "This place may be bombed and we will be killed. We love death. The US loves life. That is the big difference between us." Osama Bin Laden. nov. 2001 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phreakwars Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 Just go for it and say " how about a threesome"?Good call. . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruse Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 Lets say you are dating this beautiful girl. You find out she has a twin identical sister. And the one that you are dating would ask you if you find her sister attractive. Since they both look the same, if you say no that will mean that you also don't find your girl attractive, if yes, then your girl will be jelous that you find her sister attractive right in front of your girls face. What would you say? Run, man, run like hell. This happened to a friend of mine, actually. They broke up. Tell her it's like she doesn't even have a sister, 'cause you only see her. -shrug- Girls suck. Quote Invictus maneo. O imitarores, servum pecus! You make me wish I could lose half of my brains just so I can say I appreciated what you just said. "Those who want to live, let them fight, and those who do not want to fight in this world of eternal struggle do not deserve to live." - Adolf Hitler Art of War. Atlas Shrugged. Not just books; Philosophy, and ways of life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insomniac Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 I would call them both ugly bitches and force myself to vomit on the spot. Then I would say, "twins make me SICK, it's like being deformed or something. There's two of you and it grosses me out." Yeah, that's what I'd do. actually, in all seriousness I'd just tell her that they both look the same, but her sister is the evil one. And she'd laugh and we'd fuck. ...right? Quote Future "IDIOT BOX" parolee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheJenn88 Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 Definitely what Tori said. Something corny like, "Physical attraction definitely runs in the family, but it's your personlity...blahblah" she'll eat it up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tizz Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 One of my first boyfriends was a twin. Lasted until he decided to switch for a night with his brother. I did not realize until he kissed me (the brother was WAY better) but it was too creepy so I ended it there. Damn identical twins are sneaky Quote "An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague "No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du "An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi "If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImWithStupid Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 Honestly with a woman, it doesn't matter how you answer a question like that you will get something wrong. Women are never happy no matter what you do. I truly believe that, if asked, women would bitch if their icecream was cold. I just had this conversation at work that women force men to lie to them when they ask questions like that then get pissed at them for lying. Most of the time when women ask questions they don't want the truth, they want the answer they are looking for whether it's the truth or not. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outlaw2747 Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 Honestly with a woman, it doesn't matter how you answer a question like that you will get something wrong. Women are never happy no matter what you do. I truly believe that, if asked, women would bitch if their icecream was cold. I just had this conversation at work that women force men to lie to them when they ask questions like that then get pissed at them for lying. Most of the time when women ask questions they don't want the truth, they want the answer they are looking for whether it's the truth or not. Good call. Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
builder Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 Good call. I disagree. A more sweeping generalisation is, "women fake orgasms, men fake whole relationships". Quote Persevere, it pisses people off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phreakwars Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 I disagree. A more sweeping generalisation is, "women fake orgasms, men fake whole relationships".Builder, do you know WHY women fake orgasms ?? They think we care. . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImWithStupid Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 Like I told her when she looked at me naked and said, "Who do you think you're gonna satisfy with that?" Without missing a beat, I looked her in the eye and said, "Me." OK that was actually a quote from a friend of mine but it sure is damn funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
builder Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 Builder, do you know WHY women fake orgasms ?? They think we care. . . Hmmm, interesting. I like to give pleasure. If I think they are bluffing, I tell them so. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vortex Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 Honestly with a woman, it doesn't matter how you answer a question like that you will get something wrong. Women are never happy no matter what you do. I truly believe that, if asked, women would bitch if their icecream was cold. I just had this conversation at work that women force men to lie to them when they ask questions like that then get pissed at them for lying. Most of the time when women ask questions they don't want the truth, they want the answer they are looking for whether it's the truth or not. Trust me the guys play it too.. i hate games...big time.... cant we just play some texas holdum and forget about the childish "whos better looking games" it would be a pretty world......... Quote -I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!! -The Liver is evil and must be punished! -The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalOrleans Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 Ehhh... Shit in her purse and rape a dog. Whichever one is not repulsed, go after. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lethalfind Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 Builder, do you know WHY women fake orgasms ?? They think we care. . . I think woman should take the more aggressive position and take responsiblity for their own orgasm. Its not difficult to make sure he does'nt get off until I do. I don't wait for someone to give it too me, I take it if I need to. Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToriAllen Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 Cute concept, but it's better if the man is involved. Otherwise, I might as well masturbate. We fake it so you Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lethalfind Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 Tori, I agree but not all men are so accomodating, either because they don't know how or don't care. Unfortunately... Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eisanbt Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 Well if the guy dosn't know 'How' then educate him dammit! No point having him wonder through a wilderness of disatisfied women, including yourselves. You don't drop your vibrator between your legs and expect it do work the magic on its own. Same if the guy is as clueless as you G-Master 18 000 then make it (him) work! All the right goody bits are there, just put them in the right spot. Quote http://www.boohbah.com/zone.html "It's a poor sort of memory that only works backwards" -Lewis Carroll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lethalfind Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 Eisan, I have done my share of training and have no problem with that. I am used to speaking rather frankly about sex with the men in my life. Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vortex Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 well when i dug chicks (sorry even i cant keep a "straight" face) i did trial and error.. when a moaning happpend i figured it was a good thing and kept that in mind for later..and kept trying things till i found a good combo of things to do. granted, women seem to fake it (not sure why unless they are in love with the person)...but i must have been doing all the right things because out of the 3 girls i ever dated the first one wanted to commit sucide when i dumped her.. the second slapped me because she told her parents we were getting married and they had plans (kinda sudden for a 9 month relationship..but whatever) the third stalked me for 6 months......and i even came out during that stalking.......imagine my suprise when my 3rd time ever in a gay bar she was there.........cREEEEEEEEEEaaaaaaaaapppyyyy.. so i guess you just got to actually try. Males are pretty easy to please......jerk here jerk there..suckup suckdown....its /kinda a no brainer....... women were more tricky. but if you set your mind to it...you can get the results you need. i just wish at the time i never figured it out.......woulda been much easier....cuz then i wouldnt have to fantasize about men while having sex with a girl...my own mind would have been much more rested! Quote -I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!! -The Liver is evil and must be punished! -The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToriAllen Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 Tori, I agree but not all men are so accomodating, either because they don't know how or don't care. Unfortunately... Men should have to fill out a questionnaire before being allowed in bed Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lethalfind Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 "Men should have to fill out a questionnaire before being allowed in bed Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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