What's happened to the joke of the day?

The smart blonde joke.

Eddo was boarding a flight from west to east, and hoping for someone to chat with. Low and behold, a gorgeous blonde was already seated when he approached. She was reading a book, and as Eddo adjusted his seatbelt, he eyed the title of the book. Something about nuclear physics.

Eddo cleared his throat a couple of times, to no avail, then tried the direct approach;

"Eerrrm, I've heard that these long flights seem to go a lot quicker if your strike up a conversation with the person sitting next to you." says Eddo.

The blonde rolled her eyes, closed her book on her thumb, and said,"So, what would you like to talk about?"

Eddo looked around for a spell, and ventured, "How about nuclear physics?"

Blondie said,"Okay, but first up, how about you answer a rather simple question that's been on my mind for a while? There's these three animals, a goat, a horse, and a cow. All three eat grass, but a goat shits out these hard little pebbles, a horse drops these muffin-shaped soft turds, and a cow drops these mushy flat pancakes. Why do you think there is such a difference between the three animal faeces, when they all eat grass?"

Eddo looks around the plane cabin for a short while, shrugs non-committally, and says," I really have no idea."

The blonde says,"Well, what makes you think you're qualified to talk about nuclear physics, when you don't know sh t?"

Stuttering Cat - as explained by a 4th grader...

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she says.

A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered."

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!" "That must've been scary," said the teacher.

"It sure was," said the little girl. "My kitty raised her back, went "Ffffff!, Ffffff!, FfffffF," but before she could say 'fuk!', the Rottweiler ate her!"

The teacher had to leave the room.

FINALLY, SOMEONE HAS CLEARED THIS UP.

For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian embassy in Ottawa has recently revealed the true story.

When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, a taxi cab, or a motel in the United States ..If nothing is there, he must remain in India to answer telephones and provide us with technical advice.