jokersarewild Posted July 16, 2005 Share Posted July 16, 2005 I was just wondering what you guys think. Which is better? This doesn't mean your gay if you think the penis is better if you are a guy. You just like yours better than hers. Personally, I like the vag better. The penis is a fucking blood inflated balloon. What's sexy about that? There's this... The pic is too big to put here. Made you have to scroll horizontally. OR THIS [attach=full]220[/attach] RoyalOrleans is my real dad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phreakwars Posted July 16, 2005 Share Posted July 16, 2005 Oh come on now joker, you like THIS ONE : . And the PENIS in your post is pretty small.. is that a self portrait ?? . . https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokersarewild Posted July 16, 2005 Author Share Posted July 16, 2005 What the fuck? and no, MRIH apperently posed in college. here is mine... [attach=full]221[/attach] RoyalOrleans is my real dad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vortex Posted July 18, 2005 Share Posted July 18, 2005 This is quite an odd question....but at the same time it is not! Its no big secret of my answer..ovbviously the penis....Each one is different, unique, and many different sizes...(and double that if you include the balls...which is my favorite part..growl) But a vagina...they seem to be pretty much all the same... Sure some clever shaving can make it look different......and the sluts seem to have some low hanging "lips" (which isnt that attractive for the mainstream i am told...but low balls..thats another story...wow) Dont get me wrong ladies..i love you for who you are...just because i mentaly compare your sexual organ to that of a wounded puss filled sore doesnt mean i think you yourself isnt special or attractive...but i just find zero thrill it the pusswaahh At first this thread seemd a huge gay/straight quesiton... BUt.. I know many a straight girl that thinks the penis is gross and ugly...yet crave it all the same....That i dont understand...Gay men are very much like straight women as they are both attracted to men...yet gay men think the penis is beautiful and sexy...and many many (not all) women think the opposite! But what makes me wonder is why do women who want the company of men find the penis "unsavory, or ugly". To me that makes no sense...its like that want it inside of them to make their "puss filled pussy" flow when it is inside...but they dont like the organ itself.... Calling Psych 101...calling Psych 101... Dunno...I think if you are sexually attracted you should be attracted to all points...especially the sex organ (sexuallly mind you)...otherwise... what good is sex? EH? -I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!! -The Liver is evil and must be punished! -The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLAH IS GREAT Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 oh faint 10 mins later ''you guys need to put up a warning before you insert images like that'.eeew 'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it' ''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds, and make the best of my life my last moments, and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh G. Rekshun Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 Go fuck yourself "May you sit naked in Hell for all eternity with your tender rectum resting squarely upon the sharp end of a red hot barbed stalagmite, all the while you are tormented forever by hideous demons who force you to listen to endless Barry Manilow and Elton John duets of Ashlee Simpson's greatest hits, let this fate befall all those who so much as plagiarize one single word from my work" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 I told you guys we "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLAH IS GREAT Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 TITLE:'{GRAPHIC PIX MAY BE SHOWN}' Tsk,Duh AIG!!I need to start reading the thread titles.My bad. 'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it' ''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds, and make the best of my life my last moments, and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLAH IS GREAT Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 Go fuck yourself Hey ,FUCK YOU TOO ASSHOLE. 'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it' ''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds, and make the best of my life my last moments, and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokersarewild Posted July 20, 2005 Author Share Posted July 20, 2005 I agree with Vortex. How can you be utterly disgusted with something and do naughty things with it? That would be like hating the taste of peanut butter but eating it for the color. I mean, come on. 1 RoyalOrleans is my real dad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLAH IS GREAT Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 I agree with Vortex. How can you be utterly disgusted with something and do naughty things with it? That would be like hating the taste of peanut butter but eating it for the color. I mean, come on. Say what?what naughty things? 'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it' ''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds, and make the best of my life my last moments, and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokersarewild Posted July 25, 2005 Author Share Posted July 25, 2005 Suck on it, play with it, lick it. JESUS CHRIST, AIG, have you ever thought about other sex organs? (other than your own) RoyalOrleans is my real dad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLAH IS GREAT Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 Suck on it, play with it, lick it. JESUS CHRIST, AIG, have you ever thought about other sex organs? (other than your own) Though I know the anatomy of a man,I would never suck on it,play with it,lick it.SHEESH IT'S SCARY.Did I just use the word 'anatomy''? 'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it' ''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds, and make the best of my life my last moments, and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spleefman Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 Though I know the anatomy of a man,I would never suck on it,play with it,lick it.SHEESH IT'S SCARY.Did I just use the word 'anatomy''? ehh...you just haven't had the right kind of foreplay! http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/8bc962002bac637c66784161e5fa6d15.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angie Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 I don't think she's had ANY foreplay. That's half the problem. http://www.darwinawards.com/ http://www.snopes.com http://www.breakthechain.org STOP THE SPAM!! Click Me You Know You Want To Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vortex Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Though I know the anatomy of a man,I would never suck on it,play with it,lick it.SHEESH IT'S SCARY.Did I just use the word 'anatomy''? So once your married in the eyes of allah and your husband gets to peek under the burka will this be the scene us flys on the wall would see? Well name the husband, sorry MRIH, Mohammad: Mohammad: [arabic gibberish] AIG: Nods the 2 go into the bedroom, turn off the lights, and AIG lays down on the bed and pulls her burka up to her pelvis AIG: [Arabic Gibberish] Mohammad: unzips his fly BANG BANG BANGH, AHHH... AIG slips her burka back down and goes to make some tea mohammad:[zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz] I believe even allah thinks getting pleasure from "child making" is okay....So chilll babe.....chill..... Say it with me...P-E-N-I-S.....youll feel much better... oh no, did you need money for college when you posed for this? [attach=full]222[/attach] http://bestdamngeneralforum.com/data/MetaMirrorCache/1b7a0b114d37f9ff66df0c63b2709b56.jpg (just incase its a dead link) -I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!! -The Liver is evil and must be punished! -The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLAH IS GREAT Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 Oh,don't be sick.I know all about it.But I'll save it for when I get married. I used anatomy as a joke,course you sure know what a penis is.I don't even wanna describe what you do in the bedroom.Just thinking it's 2 men makes me sick. I'll chill alot,when I get married.It would be more perfect.Instead of your way, first comes the fuckin',then da baby,then marriege. 'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it' ''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds, and make the best of my life my last moments, and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spleefman Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 AIG...I love it when you talk dirty! http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/8bc962002bac637c66784161e5fa6d15.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 AIG if you can keep those morals more power to you. I keep forgetting that you "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OmegaManiac Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 I don't think she's had ANY foreplay. That's half the problem. so what would be the other half? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OmegaManiac Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 AIG let us know however if you do change your moral standing. Never hurts to practice for that lucky fella before the honeymoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLAH IS GREAT Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 AIG...I love it when you talk dirty! Dirty?that was nothing. blush LOL... 'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it' ''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds, and make the best of my life my last moments, and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokersarewild Posted July 31, 2005 Author Share Posted July 31, 2005 Yeah, you should see what she does in her spare time... http://www.niteflirt.com/documents/special_offers/nfadult-google.asp?ovchn=GGL&ovcpn=AD+Phone+Sex&ovcrn=sr2ia8go313go66pi12ai1+phone+sex&ovtac=PPC&TF=1 RoyalOrleans is my real dad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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