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Superfly Slick

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I often wondered what he or she is ?

I assume he's a bloke ( though some women only a few could be that
decieved )
I assume he's in his 40's ( he is intelligent but arrogant )
I assume he's overweight ( too much time sitting down on the
internet )
Probably not married ( too much time on the internet ) possibly
divorced ( hence the anger )
I assume average or below average looks, possibly medium-short ( too
much time on internet )
Duality ( tries to be nice, but has a dark angry side as we have all
seen )
Probably a white guy, brown hair ( as most pastors are )

Specifics

Probably looks down at everyone ( anger ) so head is leaned downwards
Moves slowly ( too much time on internet ) not in rat race
Is he a real Pastor ie employed by a church ( God help them if he is )
I'm guessing he could well be since he is highly evolved in the false
doctrine of preterism ( takes years to be brainwashed to that level of
deception )
Is he really called Dave ? Probably ( but there are nice Daves also )

Problems

Do I think he drinks or takes drugs or is involved in porn ? Probably
not he is after all probably a pastor, so I assume reasonable morals
( apart from being a angry venomous decieved preterism cult victim )

So who would he look most like ?

I'm guessing a bit like Bill Gates a sort of smily version with a dark
venomous religious side, someone you would get annoyed with really
quickly if you were having a pint with down Wetherspoons, the kind of
bloke who would start of quiet then get very opioniated very quickly
and piss everyone off, someone who has no sense of humour.



Am I right ? I hope all those years of CIA training are at least 70%
right :)
 
Of course he may be like me, an absolute adonis, tall, fit, ripling
muscles, balls of steel, stunning good looks with a long line a Naomi
campells gagging to get near me :)
 
On Nov 27, 6:24 am, Superfly Slick <isaiah6...@googlemail.com> wrote:
> Of course he may be like me, an absolute adonis, tall, fit, ripling
> muscles, balls of steel, stunning good looks with a long line a Naomi
> campells gagging to get near me :)




". . . balls of steel . . . "

Is that you, Three-Ball Louie????
 
On 27 Nov, 11:27, "Kickin' Ass and Takin' Names"
<PopUlist...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> On Nov 27, 6:24 am, Superfly Slick <isaiah6...@googlemail.com> wrote:
>
> > Of course he may be like me, an absolute adonis, tall, fit, ripling
> > muscles, balls of steel, stunning good looks with a long line a Naomi
> > campells gagging to get near me :)

>
> ". . . balls of steel . . . "
>
> Is that you, Three-Ball Louie????


No, but that's a scary thought having multiple balls, it would be like
a minigun of orgasm hits for the woman. Talk about a mountain top
experience !
 
"Superfly Slick" <isaiah6517@googlemail.com> wrote in message
news:b75d35c2-76a9-4e5b-8dfd-d24d4c11dd3c@v4g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
>I often wondered what he or she is ?
>
> I assume he's a bloke ( though some women only a few could be that
> decieved )
> I assume he's in his 40's ( he is intelligent but arrogant )
> I assume he's overweight ( too much time sitting down on the
> internet )
> Probably not married ( too much time on the internet ) possibly
> divorced ( hence the anger )
> I assume average or below average looks, possibly medium-short ( too
> much time on internet )
> Duality ( tries to be nice, but has a dark angry side as we have all
> seen )
> Probably a white guy, brown hair ( as most pastors are )
>
> Specifics
>
> Probably looks down at everyone ( anger ) so head is leaned downwards
> Moves slowly ( too much time on internet ) not in rat race
> Is he a real Pastor ie employed by a church ( God help them if he is )
> I'm guessing he could well be since he is highly evolved in the false
> doctrine of preterism ( takes years to be brainwashed to that level of
> deception )
> Is he really called Dave ? Probably ( but there are nice Daves also )
>
> Problems
>
> Do I think he drinks or takes drugs or is involved in porn ? Probably
> not he is after all probably a pastor, so I assume reasonable morals
> ( apart from being a angry venomous decieved preterism cult victim )
>
> So who would he look most like ?
>
> I'm guessing a bit like Bill Gates a sort of smily version with a dark
> venomous religious side, someone you would get annoyed with really
> quickly if you were having a pint with down Wetherspoons, the kind of
> bloke who would start of quiet then get very opioniated very quickly
> and piss everyone off, someone who has no sense of humour.
>
>
>
> Am I right ? I hope all those years of CIA training are at least 70%
> right :)


well for sure he is a twisted Troll in all the news groups and
is here only to cause trouble and evil problems for whom ever he does
reply to and he loves to pigion hole every one he tried to chat with.





>
 
On 28 Nov, 06:15, "Mistylein" <yardhol...@charter.net> wrote:
> "Superfly Slick" <isaiah6...@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>
> news:b75d35c2-76a9-4e5b-8dfd-d24d4c11dd3c@v4g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
>
>
>
>
>
> >I often wondered what he or she is ?

>
> > I assume he's a bloke ( though some women only a few could be that
> > decieved )
> > I assume he's in his 40's ( he is intelligent but arrogant )
> > I assume he's overweight ( too much time sitting down on the
> > internet )
> > Probably not married ( too much time on the internet ) possibly
> > divorced ( hence the anger )
> > I assume average or below average looks, possibly medium-short ( too
> > much time on internet )
> > Duality ( tries to be nice, but has a dark angry side as we have all
> > seen )
> > Probably a white guy, brown hair ( as most pastors are )

>
> > Specifics

>
> > Probably looks down at everyone ( anger ) so head is leaned downwards
> > Moves slowly ( too much time on internet ) not in rat race
> > Is he a real Pastor ie employed by a church ( God help them if he is )
> > I'm guessing he could well be since he is highly evolved in the false
> > doctrine of preterism ( takes years to be brainwashed to that level of
> > deception )
> > Is he really called Dave ? Probably ( but there are nice Daves also )

>
> > Problems

>
> > Do I think he drinks or takes drugs or is involved in porn ? Probably
> > not he is after all probably a pastor, so I assume reasonable morals
> > ( apart from being a angry venomous decieved preterism cult victim )

>
> > So who would he look most like ?

>
> > I'm guessing a bit like Bill Gates a sort of smily version with a dark
> > venomous religious side, someone you would get annoyed with really
> > quickly if you were having a pint with down Wetherspoons, the kind of
> > bloke who would start of quiet then get very opioniated very quickly
> > and piss everyone off, someone who has no sense of humour.

>
> > Am I right ? I hope all those years of CIA training are at least 70%
> > right :)

>
> well for sure he is a twisted Troll in all the news groups and
> is here only to cause trouble and evil problems for whom ever he does
> reply to and he loves to pigion hole every one he tried to chat with.
>
>
>
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I've met far worse people than Pastor Dave, but in terms of pure
arrogance he's up there. I think / hope / pray his arrogance will be
removed during WW3.
 
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