Hugh G. Rekshun Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 Top 10 Reasons Why There Are No Black Nascar Drivers 10) They Have To Sit Upright. 9) Pistol Won't Stay Under Front Seat. 8) Engines Drown Out The Rap Music. 7) Police Cars On Track Interfere With Race. 6) They Keep Trying To Carjack Dale, Jr. 5) Pit Crew Can't Work On Car While Holding Up Pants At The Same Time. 4) No Passenger Seat For The Ho. 3) There Are No Sponsors For Cadillac. 2) Can't Wear Helmet Sideways. And The Number 1 Reason Why Blacks Can't Be In Nascar: 1) When They Crash The Car They Bail Out And Run. Quote "May you sit naked in Hell for all eternity with your tender rectum resting squarely upon the sharp end of a red hot barbed stalagmite, all the while you are tormented forever by hideous demons who force you to listen to endless Barry Manilow and Elton John duets of Ashlee Simpson's greatest hits, let this fate befall all those who so much as plagiarize one single word from my work" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smutt butt Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 #11 nascar regulations wont allow 30 inch spinner rims. 1 Quote "This place may be bombed and we will be killed. We love death. The US loves life. That is the big difference between us." Osama Bin Laden. nov. 2001 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phreakwars Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 #11 nascar regulations wont allow 30 inch spinner rims. Oh shit, you just made soda come out my nose !! Funny as hell. . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalOrleans Posted April 24, 2005 Share Posted April 24, 2005 #12 Fans like this. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phreakwars Posted April 24, 2005 Share Posted April 24, 2005 #13, No sponsorship from http://www.drjays.com . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheJenn88 Posted April 24, 2005 Share Posted April 24, 2005 That was funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WHATEVER Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 Top 10 Reasons Why There Are No Black Nascar Drivers 10) They Have To Sit Upright. 9) Pistol Won't Stay Under Front Seat. 8) Engines Drown Out The Rap Music. 7) Police Cars On Track Interfere With Race. 6) They Keep Trying To Carjack Dale, Jr. 5) Pit Crew Can't Work On Car While Holding Up Pants At The Same Time. 4) No Passenger Seat For The Ho. 3) There Are No Sponsors For Cadillac. 2) Can't Wear Helmet Sideways. And The Number 1 Reason Why Blacks Can't Be In Nascar: 1) When They Crash The Car They Bail Out And Run. wow......how more unfunny and racist can you possibly get dude?!.......that was a rhetorical question by the way - I can imagine - I don't actually need you to show me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-J... Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 wow......how more unfunny and racist can you possibly get dude?!.......that was a rhetorical question by the way - I can imagine - I don't actually need you to show me. You need to stfu, you mother Ther Quote I am an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalOrleans Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 You need to stfu, you mother Ther Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-J... Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 C-J, If you had a fucking brain in that melon of a head of yours, you'd do us all a favor and go home. If you had a fucking brain to begin with, you Quote I am an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalOrleans Posted May 1, 2005 Share Posted May 1, 2005 If you had a fucking brain to begin with, you Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-J... Posted May 1, 2005 Share Posted May 1, 2005 If you don't understand my remark, then perhaps you should leave home right away and throw yourself into the nearest substantial body of water. I will continue hording webspace with my infantile (not infentile, Einstein) remarks as long as you continue to post meritless and useless comments. Well you pissant, English is my third language and IM SO SORRY if I happend to misspell a word, perhaps we should continue this discussion in Swedish instead? Nah, didnt think so. All my comments are valid, your comebacks are however NOT. A comeback should be logical, clever and thought through. A comeback isnt when you leave and then come back Quote I am an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted May 1, 2005 Share Posted May 1, 2005 I think this extortion from Jessie Jackson has something to do with it. This is also why he cried foul when NASCAR had rebel flags on their cars. http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/968451/posts http://www.cnsnews.com/ViewSpecialReports.asp?Page=/SpecialReports/archive/200407/SPE20040701a.html Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smutt butt Posted May 1, 2005 Share Posted May 1, 2005 i guess that fucking scumbag jackson has never seen an nba, nfl, or baseball team. i really dont see how someone hasnt killed him yet. Quote "This place may be bombed and we will be killed. We love death. The US loves life. That is the big difference between us." Osama Bin Laden. nov. 2001 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalOrleans Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 Well you pissant' date=' English is my third language and IM SO SORRY if I happend to misspell a word, perhaps we should continue this discussion in Swedish instead? Nah, didnt think so. All my comments are valid, your comebacks are however NOT. A comeback should be logical, clever and thought through. A comeback isnt when you leave and then come back [/quote'] Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh G. Rekshun Posted May 4, 2005 Author Share Posted May 4, 2005 wow......how more unfunny and racist can you possibly get dude?!.......that was a rhetorical question by the way - I can imagine - I don't actually need you to show me. I got your racist right here in my hand! It's a fucking joke..lighten the fuck up! Besides, did I ever infer that they were NIGGERS?? Sorry, but the stereotypes fit oft times so you cannot refute the truth but, somehow, you will continue to try. Have a nice day! Quote "May you sit naked in Hell for all eternity with your tender rectum resting squarely upon the sharp end of a red hot barbed stalagmite, all the while you are tormented forever by hideous demons who force you to listen to endless Barry Manilow and Elton John duets of Ashlee Simpson's greatest hits, let this fate befall all those who so much as plagiarize one single word from my work" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-J... Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. How old did you say you were? Nice response btw, keep producing those childish slogans, you just make me look good. Quote I am an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalOrleans Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 How old did you say you were? Nice response btw' date=' keep producing those childish slogans, you just make me look good.[/quote'] You son of a motherless goat. Eat my wake, plebian. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-J... Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 You son of a motherless goat. Eat my wake, plebian. You Quote I am an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalOrleans Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 You Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-J... Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, C-J. I'm not the one with that gay yin-yang symbol as an avatar. Grow up, you ain't a skateboarder no more. Another hilariously moronic & childish statement on your part, do they never end? Is Yin-Yang homosexual? Please enlighten me as to how thats possible, and while you Quote I am an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalOrleans Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 Another hilariously moronic & childish statement on your part, do they never end? Is Yin-Yang homosexual? Please enlighten me as to how thats possible, and while you Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-J... Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 Wow! C-J... I knew you were going to reply with your usual comebacks. Get some new material, ya' shitheel. I could just pick a number between 1 & 3 as a response, and still come out on top. Quote I am an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalOrleans Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 I could just pick a number between 1 & 3 as a response' date=' and still come out on top.[/quote'] Well there are three K's in KKK... ya' shitheel. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cogito Ergo Sum Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 Finally, the Real Reason There Are No Black NASCAR drivers... Hey, how da fuq be I supposed ta hot wired da beeotch when it don' gots any ignition wires on da column? what 'chew trippin foo' Quote . I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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