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we will all kneel and bow our heads

 

 

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[???xYx???] "All Hail The FNVW" [???xYx???]

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On Thu, 13 Nov 2008 11:28:30 +0000 (UTC),

<news:gfh30u$t75$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>

Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler of AUK

<wrangler@caballista.org> posted below:

 

"20th Century Fox Fanfare"

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z54ynmUPZ5c)

 

The time has come to announce the winners of the September 2008

Usenet Kook Awards. Envelopes, please!

 

KOOK OF THE MONTH

 

The winner is...ALAN CONNOR!

 

15 votes Alan Connor posting as Sidney Lambe

07 votes Bob Milby Jr. AKA Patriot Games

00 votes Neither of the above

 

Congratulations, Alan! This recognition of your being the most

notorious kook in the comp. hierarchy, to say nothing of your

exploits in NANAE, news.software.readers, misc.survivalism, and

alt.religion.scientology, has been a long time coming. It really

deserves more than I'll write, but you'll just delete it unread

after scanning the headers--or so you say. See you on the Kook of

the Year ballot, where you'll be contending for four of the

annual awards.

 

CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH

 

The winner is...GITRDUNN!

 

10 votes GitRDunn

04 votes Andrew B. Chung

03 votes Bozo De Niro of alt.comedy.standup

00 votes None of the above

 

Congratulations, GottNDumb! You might think you're a

l33t h4xx0r, but you're really so clueless, you don't even

qualify as a script kiddie.

 

COWARD OF THE MONTH

 

The winner is...FAKE SNARKY!

 

07 votes "Fake Snarky"

04 votes Reality_Check/Prof_Jonez

02 votes Bozo de Niro of alt.comedy.standup

00 votes None of the above

 

Congratulations, forging sockpuppet! Pretending to be someone

else and posting what are supposed to be incriminating statements

is a trick with a long pedigree among net-cowards. It's also very

lame.

 

LOONEY MAROON AWARD

 

We (TINW) hace a tie!

 

11 votes Charles Lysaght and his "blargh"

11 votes Gunner Asch

00 votes Neither of the above

 

Congratulations, Kluck and Gummy! Both of you performed up to

Kook of the Month levels during October, giving the kookologists

much entertainment. Chuckles, keep up the good work with your

"blargh" and you'll have the inside track for kooksite of the

year again. Gummy, you have a long and illustrious career in

kookdom ahead; keep up your good work and there will be many more

awards in your future!

 

GOLDEN KILLFILE

 

The Winner is...THE MARK MORGAN FANCLUB OF REC.RADIO.AMATEUR.POLICY!

 

10 votes Mark Morgan fanclub of rec.radio.amateur.policy

04 votes Reality_Check/Prof_Jonez

00 votes Neither of the above

 

Congratulations, Spoiled Hams! You now have earned the same award

as your target, which means that you're not worth reading,

either. You were also voted among the lamest of the lame on

USENET. That combination means that you'll likely eventually be

destined for either much greater honors in kookdom or the

Galactic Killfile. I'm betting on the Galactic Killfile.

 

PALMJOB PADDLE

 

The winner is...GITRDUNN!

 

10 votes GitRDunn

08 votes bobandcarole AKA

` ` `"Anonymous Coward Stalker of Emerson Wainwright"

00 votes Neither of the above

 

Congratulations, GitNDumber! Of all your multiple spankings last

month, the second worst was the one you gave yourself. The worst

was being RLed by Hans and then not having anyone nominate Hans

for a Busted Urinal or Coward of the Month. Yes, you really

were /that/ obnoxious.

 

TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD

 

The winner is...CAPTAIN NEAL AKA GREGORY HALL!

 

13 votes Captain Neal AKA Gregory Hall

03 votes babaloonie

00 votes Neither of the above

 

Congratulations, Captain Crybaby! The fake plonk and flounce all

by themselves were enough, but the ridiculous ranting and

unprovoked meltdowns really sealed it. You're already hard at

work on another for this month. So, should I set an under-over on

the number of months it will take for you to win three of these

awards within 12 months so you can't win any more until October

of 2009? How about six months?

 

GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY

 

The winner is...CHARLES LYSAGHT!

 

15 votes Charles Lysaght

04 votes Reality_Check/Prof_Jonez

00 votes Neither of the above

 

Congratulations, Kluck! Your crusade against Kevin Cannon and

Kookpedia is a carbon copy of what earned Gerald Newton this

award last month, so I'll just repeat verbatim to you what I said

to G-Dope: "Your crusade against Kookpedia was just enough

different from your previous crusade against Databasix and the

kookologists of AUK that you qualified for this award again. Now,

declare "victolly" so you can win the Custer." How's that for

"change you can Xerox?"

 

72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD

 

The winner is...AZURE!

 

Azure

 

13 votes YES

02 votes NO

 

Congratulations, Blooboi! Recognition of your ever evolving and

increasing weird theology has been a long time coming.

 

ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET

 

The winner is...CAPTAIN NEAL AKA GREGORY HALL!

 

09 votes Captain Neal AKA Gregory Hall

05 votes Cue/Lil/Fezule

01 votes Neither of the above

 

Congratulations, Captain Jackoff! Your long history of aliases

has finally caught up with you.

 

BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD

 

The winner is...CAPTAIN NEAL AKA GREGORY HALL!

 

09 votes Gregory Hall, trained by Ray Banana of motzarella.org

08 votes Raymond Karczewski, trained by Chadwick Stone

03 votes Roger "Woger" Wiseman, trained by Lee Jackson Beauregard

00 votes None of the above

 

Congratulations, Captain Bloodless! You were this -><- close to

losing this award to The Living Christ trained by Chadwick Stone,

but then you twice posted an altered ballot with your entry

replaced by "Ray Banana of motzarella.org, trained by

Gregory Hall." That sealed it for me, as I've never seen anyone

so trained that they messed with the ballot to display their

ownership.

 

Don't go anywhere, Captain Bloodless. I have another, very

special award for you right here.

 

TINFOIL SOMBRERO

 

"An executive award, a Vote Wrangler's privilege, to grant to

those out there who would seek to overthrow the Friendly

Neighborhood dictatorship of this froup. Time and again various

Kooks have attempted to either hijack the awards, start votes of

their own, or give the FNVW a free non-expenses-paid ticket to

the Motel Deep 6. This should never go unpunished. Such

insubordination goes beyond the normal bounds of those wacko

enough to wear the tinfoil hat; therefore, the FNVW shall have

the privilege of granting the TINFOIL SOMBRERO, upon receipt of

substantial enough evidence of said insubordination."

 

For altering the ballot to replace your name with those of your

online adversaries, including reversing the status of you and

your trainer, and then starting the "Anti-Pinku-Sensei

Association," you have attempted to hijack the awards /and/ taken

the first step to give the FNVW a trip to the Motel Deep 6.

Either of those alone would have won this award, and you managed

to do both. Enjoy your new headwear, Captain Bloodless!

 

(http://image20.webshots.com/20/5/13/21/238951321jBAHPy_ph.jpg)

 

Now, get off my stage!

 

PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER

 

The winner is...BERTIE THE BUNYIP!

 

Bertie the Bunyip (Lifetime achievement)

 

20 votes YES

00 votes NO

 

Congratulations, Bertie! Never before has this award been given

out to someone who managed to troll an entire (small) country!

 

MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS

 

The winners are...PATRIOT GAMES, GUNNER ASCH, AND JERRY!

 

12 votes Bob Milby Jr. AKA Patriot Games, Gunner Asch,

and Jerry of misc.survivalism

07 votes Azure and David "Yads" Yadallee AKA The Doctor

 

Congratulations, Survivalists! Should the second American Civil

War break out, you now know you can defend yourselves against a

British fanboi and someone whose gender is completely

indeterminate. Now, can you defeat some real Americans who do

something more strenuous than write bad poetry and post it to

USENET?

 

This concludes the announcement of the winners of the October

2008 Usenet Kook Awards. Thirty-two entities submitted thirty-two

ballots. One person voted in response to a thoroughly altered

ballot and refused to cast a valid ballot even after being told

how to. Another responded with an improperly formatted ballot

that would have taken much effort on the part of the FNVW to

decipher the voter's intentions. Sorry, but these are the

AUK Usenet Kook Awards, not the gRAMDies. We (tinw) have much

higher standards than that /here/! Another person altered the

ballot to replace his name with that of his adversaries (see

Tinfoil Sombrero for the results of that escapade) and three

entities voted in response to the altered ballot; all three

ballots were discarded. All five ballots were shredded and used

for Fluffy's litter box filler. There will be La Fin du Monde in

the COO Beer Cooler (TINCOOBC) tomorrow after the FNVW goes to

Trader Joes! Consequently, twenty-seven ballots were deemed valid

and counted.

 

See you all later this week, when the November nominations come

out. Until then, hail Fluffy and may Bob have mercy on your souls!

 

And now, a special recessional in honor of this month's big

individual winner--Captain Neal. May Captain Jackoff be able to

learn how to be a better comic pirate from Captain Jack!

 

"Pirates of the Caribbean - Pirate Song!"

(

)

 

<break>

 

Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.

 

<compliments of Steve Leyland>

 

|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)

/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''

|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'

'-~~;'@ ( ; ;

_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'

(,_..----''' (,..--''

 

Meow

 

</compliments of Steve Leyland>

 

"Meow" "Let me see?!?!?! (your pussy)..."

 

COlOnel Jake Enterprises?

Presents

(http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/meow001/)

><((((?>`?.??.???`?.?.???`?...?><((((?>?.

???`?.?. , . .???`?.. ><((((?>`?.??.???`?.?.???`?...?><((((?>

"Thats Entertainment" doo-dah, boom-bomb-bah-bumpy-doo-dah, doo-dah

 

--

 

Colonel Jake'sters:

 

'Plain-Azzed-Texted' Signature - High Speed

(http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page200/)

 

'Plain-Azzed-Texted' Signature - Dialup

(http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page201/)

 

AUK Pardon & Franchise Restored

(http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page018/)

 

Order of Lenin for Usefulness

(http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page017/)

 

Official Alt.Usenet.KoOks der'KoOkshite

(http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Alt.usenet.kooks)

(http://tinyurl.com/AUKFAQ)

 

?,.,?

:And then some...

`^'^?

 

</break>

 

--

The Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler of alt.usenet.kooks

(http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Alt.usenet.kooks)

(http://tinyurl.com/AUKFAQ)

 

<break>

 

<kneels on one knee and bows head>

 

"All Hail!!!,...., The Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler!!!..."

 

</kneels on one knee and bows head>

 

</break>

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Guest Steve Leyland

Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Colonel

Jake stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

 

: we will all kneel and bow our heads

:

:

: [???xYx???] [???xYx???]

: [???xYx???] "All Hail The FNVW" [???xYx???]

: [???xYx???] [???xYx???]

:

:

: <newsfroups added and some removed>

:

: "VideO Madness" "ALICE IN CHAINS - Man In The BoX!!!..."

:

: COlOnel Jake Enterprises?

: Presents

: (http://www.coloneljake.com/mvideo/0034/)

:

: On Thu, 13 Nov 2008 11:28:30 +0000 (UTC),

: <news:gfh30u$t75$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>

: Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler of AUK

: <wrangler@caballista.org> posted below:

:

: "20th Century Fox Fanfare"

: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z54ynmUPZ5c)

:

: The time has come to announce the winners of the September 2008

: Usenet Kook Awards. Envelopes, please!

:

: KOOK OF THE MONTH

:

: The winner is...ALAN CONNOR!

:

: 15 votes Alan Connor posting as Sidney Lambe

: 07 votes Bob Milby Jr. AKA Patriot Games

: 00 votes Neither of the above

:

: Congratulations, Alan! This recognition of your being the most

: notorious kook in the comp. hierarchy, to say nothing of your

: exploits in NANAE, news.software.readers, misc.survivalism, and

: alt.religion.scientology, has been a long time coming. It really

: deserves more than I'll write, but you'll just delete it unread

: after scanning the headers--or so you say. See you on the Kook of

: the Year ballot, where you'll be contending for four of the

: annual awards.

:

: CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH

:

: The winner is...GITRDUNN!

:

: 10 votes GitRDunn

: 04 votes Andrew B. Chung

: 03 votes Bozo De Niro of alt.comedy.standup

: 00 votes None of the above

:

: Congratulations, GottNDumb! You might think you're a

: l33t h4xx0r, but you're really so clueless, you don't even

: qualify as a script kiddie.

:

: COWARD OF THE MONTH

:

: The winner is...FAKE SNARKY!

:

: 07 votes "Fake Snarky"

: 04 votes Reality_Check/Prof_Jonez

: 02 votes Bozo de Niro of alt.comedy.standup

: 00 votes None of the above

:

: Congratulations, forging sockpuppet! Pretending to be someone

: else and posting what are supposed to be incriminating statements

: is a trick with a long pedigree among net-cowards. It's also very

: lame.

:

: LOONEY MAROON AWARD

:

: We (TINW) hace a tie!

:

: 11 votes Charles Lysaght and his "blargh"

: 11 votes Gunner Asch

: 00 votes Neither of the above

:

: Congratulations, Kluck and Gummy! Both of you performed up to

: Kook of the Month levels during October, giving the kookologists

: much entertainment. Chuckles, keep up the good work with your

: "blargh" and you'll have the inside track for kooksite of the

: year again. Gummy, you have a long and illustrious career in

: kookdom ahead; keep up your good work and there will be many more

: awards in your future!

:

: GOLDEN KILLFILE

:

: The Winner is...THE MARK MORGAN FANCLUB OF REC.RADIO.AMATEUR.POLICY!

:

: 10 votes Mark Morgan fanclub of rec.radio.amateur.policy

: 04 votes Reality_Check/Prof_Jonez

: 00 votes Neither of the above

:

: Congratulations, Spoiled Hams! You now have earned the same award

: as your target, which means that you're not worth reading,

: either. You were also voted among the lamest of the lame on

: USENET. That combination means that you'll likely eventually be

: destined for either much greater honors in kookdom or the

: Galactic Killfile. I'm betting on the Galactic Killfile.

:

: PALMJOB PADDLE

:

: The winner is...GITRDUNN!

:

: 10 votes GitRDunn

: 08 votes bobandcarole AKA

: ` ` `"Anonymous Coward Stalker of Emerson Wainwright"

: 00 votes Neither of the above

:

: Congratulations, GitNDumber! Of all your multiple spankings last

: month, the second worst was the one you gave yourself. The worst

: was being RLed by Hans and then not having anyone nominate Hans

: for a Busted Urinal or Coward of the Month. Yes, you really

: were /that/ obnoxious.

:

: TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD

:

: The winner is...CAPTAIN NEAL AKA GREGORY HALL!

:

: 13 votes Captain Neal AKA Gregory Hall

: 03 votes babaloonie

: 00 votes Neither of the above

:

: Congratulations, Captain Crybaby! The fake plonk and flounce all

: by themselves were enough, but the ridiculous ranting and

: unprovoked meltdowns really sealed it. You're already hard at

: work on another for this month. So, should I set an under-over on

: the number of months it will take for you to win three of these

: awards within 12 months so you can't win any more until October

: of 2009? How about six months?

:

: GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY

:

: The winner is...CHARLES LYSAGHT!

:

: 15 votes Charles Lysaght

: 04 votes Reality_Check/Prof_Jonez

: 00 votes Neither of the above

:

: Congratulations, Kluck! Your crusade against Kevin Cannon and

: Kookpedia is a carbon copy of what earned Gerald Newton this

: award last month, so I'll just repeat verbatim to you what I said

: to G-Dope: "Your crusade against Kookpedia was just enough

: different from your previous crusade against Databasix and the

: kookologists of AUK that you qualified for this award again. Now,

: declare "victolly" so you can win the Custer." How's that for

: "change you can Xerox?"

:

: 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD

:

: The winner is...AZURE!

:

: Azure

:

: 13 votes YES

: 02 votes NO

:

: Congratulations, Blooboi! Recognition of your ever evolving and

: increasing weird theology has been a long time coming.

:

: ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET

:

: The winner is...CAPTAIN NEAL AKA GREGORY HALL!

:

: 09 votes Captain Neal AKA Gregory Hall

: 05 votes Cue/Lil/Fezule

: 01 votes Neither of the above

:

: Congratulations, Captain Jackoff! Your long history of aliases

: has finally caught up with you.

:

: BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD

:

: The winner is...CAPTAIN NEAL AKA GREGORY HALL!

:

: 09 votes Gregory Hall, trained by Ray Banana of motzarella.org

: 08 votes Raymond Karczewski, trained by Chadwick Stone

: 03 votes Roger "Woger" Wiseman, trained by Lee Jackson Beauregard

: 00 votes None of the above

:

: Congratulations, Captain Bloodless! You were this -><- close to

: losing this award to The Living Christ trained by Chadwick Stone,

: but then you twice posted an altered ballot with your entry

: replaced by "Ray Banana of motzarella.org, trained by

: Gregory Hall." That sealed it for me, as I've never seen anyone

: so trained that they messed with the ballot to display their

: ownership.

:

: Don't go anywhere, Captain Bloodless. I have another, very

: special award for you right here.

:

: TINFOIL SOMBRERO

:

: "An executive award, a Vote Wrangler's privilege, to grant to

: those out there who would seek to overthrow the Friendly

: Neighborhood dictatorship of this froup. Time and again various

: Kooks have attempted to either hijack the awards, start votes of

: their own, or give the FNVW a free non-expenses-paid ticket to

: the Motel Deep 6. This should never go unpunished. Such

: insubordination goes beyond the normal bounds of those wacko

: enough to wear the tinfoil hat; therefore, the FNVW shall have

: the privilege of granting the TINFOIL SOMBRERO, upon receipt of

: substantial enough evidence of said insubordination."

:

: For altering the ballot to replace your name with those of your

: online adversaries, including reversing the status of you and

: your trainer, and then starting the "Anti-Pinku-Sensei

: Association," you have attempted to hijack the awards /and/ taken

: the first step to give the FNVW a trip to the Motel Deep 6.

: Either of those alone would have won this award, and you managed

: to do both. Enjoy your new headwear, Captain Bloodless!

:

: (http://image20.webshots.com/20/5/13/21/238951321jBAHPy_ph.jpg)

:

: Now, get off my stage!

:

: PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER

:

: The winner is...BERTIE THE BUNYIP!

:

: Bertie the Bunyip (Lifetime achievement)

:

: 20 votes YES

: 00 votes NO

:

: Congratulations, Bertie! Never before has this award been given

: out to someone who managed to troll an entire (small) country!

:

: MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS

:

: The winners are...PATRIOT GAMES, GUNNER ASCH, AND JERRY!

:

: 12 votes Bob Milby Jr. AKA Patriot Games, Gunner Asch,

: and Jerry of misc.survivalism

: 07 votes Azure and David "Yads" Yadallee AKA The Doctor

:

: Congratulations, Survivalists! Should the second American Civil

: War break out, you now know you can defend yourselves against a

: British fanboi and someone whose gender is completely

: indeterminate. Now, can you defeat some real Americans who do

: something more strenuous than write bad poetry and post it to

: USENET?

:

: This concludes the announcement of the winners of the October

: 2008 Usenet Kook Awards. Thirty-two entities submitted thirty-two

: ballots. One person voted in response to a thoroughly altered

: ballot and refused to cast a valid ballot even after being told

: how to. Another responded with an improperly formatted ballot

: that would have taken much effort on the part of the FNVW to

: decipher the voter's intentions. Sorry, but these are the

: AUK Usenet Kook Awards, not the gRAMDies. We (tinw) have much

: higher standards than that /here/! Another person altered the

: ballot to replace his name with that of his adversaries (see

: Tinfoil Sombrero for the results of that escapade) and three

: entities voted in response to the altered ballot; all three

: ballots were discarded. All five ballots were shredded and used

: for Fluffy's litter box filler. There will be La Fin du Monde in

: the COO Beer Cooler (TINCOOBC) tomorrow after the FNVW goes to

: Trader Joes! Consequently, twenty-seven ballots were deemed valid

: and counted.

:

: See you all later this week, when the November nominations come

: out. Until then, hail Fluffy and may Bob have mercy on your souls!

:

: And now, a special recessional in honor of this month's big

: individual winner--Captain Neal. May Captain Jackoff be able to

: learn how to be a better comic pirate from Captain Jack!

:

: "Pirates of the Caribbean - Pirate Song!"

: (

)

:

: <break>

:

: Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.

:

: <compliments of Steve Leyland>

:

: |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)

: /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''

: |,4) ./ ' ; ;/'

: '-~~;'@ ( ; ;

: _.--'' _.-_..' .;.'

: (,_..----''' (,..--''

:

: Meow

:

: </compliments of Steve Leyland>

 

actually I totally stole that from some random ascii website like the evul

pirate I am, so do feel free to use it in future without complimenting me.

 

woem.

 

:

: "Meow" "Let me see?!?!?! (your pussy)..."

:

: COlOnel Jake Enterprises?

: Presents

: (http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/meow001/)

: : <((((?>`?.??.???`?.?.???`?...?><((((?>?.

: ???`?.?. , . .???`?.. ><((((?>`?.??.???`?.?.???`?...?><((((?>

: "Thats Entertainment" doo-dah, boom-bomb-bah-bumpy-doo-dah, doo-dah

:

: --

:

: Colonel Jake'sters:

:

: 'Plain-Azzed-Texted' Signature - High Speed

: (http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page200/)

:

: 'Plain-Azzed-Texted' Signature - Dialup

: (http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page201/)

:

: AUK Pardon & Franchise Restored

: (http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page018/)

:

: Order of Lenin for Usefulness

: (http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page017/)

:

: Official Alt.Usenet.KoOks der'KoOkshite

: (http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Alt.usenet.kooks)

: (http://tinyurl.com/AUKFAQ)

:

: ?,.,?

: : And then some...

: `^'^?

:

: </break>

 

--

Steve Leyland

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Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1

alt.hackers.malicious awards 2007 Pedo-Baiter

Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

 

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=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

 

Nature is a mutable cloud, which is always and never the same. - Ralph

Waldo Emerson

======================================================================

"Oh, and by the by ... although it is not my particular responsibility

to do so, I do nevertheless apologize for Mr. Leyland, who seems

convinced that anyone who might pass by this doorway to our little

gallery is a child rapist. In a sense, he is much like the ratty kitty

he claims to be in his interminable signature line ... he wanders about

and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray and defecate, then

moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no doubt spraying,

defecating and retching up hairballs elsewhere ... then returns to mark

his "territory" again. I realise he is little more than a malodorous

nusiance, but a nuisance nevertheless."

 

HMS Victor Victorian, pedophile, alt.fan.utb.naughty-boy

======================================================================

"Warning to all:

Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the

muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past

UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. plonk "

 

bear, uk.rec.motorcycles

======================================================================

"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless

post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of

Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,

dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,

obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,

flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,

physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,

masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal

POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and

for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus

slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

 

Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa

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"I went to the Garden of Love,

And saw what I never had seen;

A Chapel was built in the midst,

Where I used to play on the green.

 

And the gates of this Chapel were shut

And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;

So I turned to the Garden of Love

That so many sweet flowers bore.

 

And I saw it was filled with graves,

And tombstones where flowers should be;

And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,

And binding with briars my joys and desires."

 

William Blake.

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?Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this

right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to

seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and

regardless of frontiers.? Universal Declaration of Human Rights,

article 19.

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"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of

people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in

deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as

Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

 

 

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meow

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