Wish Granted

[MrRandomGuy]

this is where you make a wish and the next person grants your wish, but makes it negative.

Example

I wish I wasn't allergic to eggs
Granted, but now you're allergic to air

I'll start off with...

I wish I didn't have allergies.

 

[Sygy]

i wish i had nicer hair

 

[MrsBennington-Delson]

granted, but you now you have pink n green hair

i wish i would live in New York

 

[chaz-girl-fanatic]

i wish i could meet chester,gerard and frank iero...

 

[Hyper]

granted, but now you're a lesbian
i wish i didn't have to work as often as i do

 

[FireHawk]

granted, but now your paralyzed

I wish I was very intellegent

 

[LP~Shinoda~FM]

Granted, but now your brain pops our like Mojo-jojo's from Powerpuff girls

I lost my socks, i wish i had more socks....

 

[Greyfoxx]

granted: now you have socks, but no shirts

I wish i had money to do stuff with

 

[[- High Voltage +]]

You have money now, but suddenly don't feel like using it

I wish i was taller

 

[mundo119]

granted, but now ur soooo tall that u cant live your life regularly

i wish i had a better camera...

 

[Greyfoxx]

granted but now your blind

i wish i lived in scotland

 

[mundo119]

granted, but you have to share housing with a leprechaun

i wish i lived in japan ^-^

 

[[- High Voltage +]]

Granted, but you live in a jar of wasabi XD

I wish my fingers were sexier

 

[Ektb_LP]

granted but then your fingers randomly fall off

i wish i could spend a day with the guys from lp.

 

[BlackHeart]

granted but now your mute

I wish i had 6 billion bucks

 

[Greyfoxx]

grated, and they all tried to kill u (Bucks as in deer)

I wish i had redder hair

 

[Rusu_luvs_LP_4ever]

granted, but now you have a redder arse (my bad )

I wish I was eating something nice now.

 

[UnhingedMouse0]

Granted, but now you have no tongue.

I wish LP would put their album out tomorrow!

 

[BlackHeart]

granted, but it completely sucks

I wish I could marry chester.

 

[mundo119]

granted, but its chester michaels from england, not bennington

i wish my iPod wouldnt die on me constantly...