Wish Granted

this is where you make a wish and the next person grants your wish, but makes it negative.

Example

I wish I wasn't allergic to eggs

Granted, but now you're allergic to air

I'll start off with...

I wish I didn't have allergies.

granted, but you now you have pink n green hair

i wish i would live in New York

granted, but now you're a lesbian

i wish i didn't have to work as often as i do

granted, but now your paralyzed

I wish I was very intellegent

Granted, but now your brain pops our like Mojo-jojo's from Powerpuff girls

I lost my socks, i wish i had more socks....

granted: now you have socks, but no shirts

I wish i had money to do stuff with

You have money now, but suddenly don't feel like using it

I wish i was taller

granted, but now ur soooo tall that u cant live your life regularly

i wish i had a better camera...

granted but now your blind

i wish i lived in scotland

granted, but you have to share housing with a leprechaun

i wish i lived in japan ^-^

Granted, but you live in a jar of wasabi XD

I wish my fingers were sexier

granted but then your fingers randomly fall off

i wish i could spend a day with the guys from lp.

granted but now your mute

I wish i had 6 billion bucks

grated, and they all tried to kill u (Bucks as in deer)

I wish i had redder hair

granted, but now you have a redder arse (my bad )

I wish I was eating something nice now.

Granted, but now you have no tongue.

I wish LP would put their album out tomorrow!

granted, but it completely sucks

I wish I could marry chester.

granted, but its chester michaels from england, not bennington

i wish my iPod wouldnt die on me constantly...

damn you...

Granted, but you go deaf.

I wish I had a chocolate cake...

granted, but it is inside a safe and you haven't got the combination to open it :S

I wish there were more interesting people online...

granted,

But your computer crashes for the three days there is interesting people logging on

I wish I was a Rockstar

grated, but you're the middle of a scandle(sp?)

i wish i didn't have to goto school

grated,

but you rashly decide to become a teacher :o

I wish i could be chester (BENNINGTON!) for the day, just to see what it's like....