Tracker Posted July 24, 2005 Share Posted July 24, 2005 Hey girls! How many of you have had to take matters in your own 'hands' after he has left? Just quite didn't do it just that oh so right way . Is it the minority? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phreakwars Posted July 24, 2005 Share Posted July 24, 2005 Hey dipshit, if your gonna put up a topic in the polling booth, put up a fucking POLL with it or I'll do it for ya. . . https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vortex Posted July 24, 2005 Share Posted July 24, 2005 Then can you add... "im gay and could give a shit"? -I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!! -The Liver is evil and must be punished! -The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phreakwars Posted July 24, 2005 Share Posted July 24, 2005 Then can you add... "im gay and could give a shit"?Oops, my bad. . . https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vortex Posted July 24, 2005 Share Posted July 24, 2005 Thanks now i voted -I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!! -The Liver is evil and must be punished! -The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tizz Posted July 24, 2005 Share Posted July 24, 2005 Are you kidding me? A woman with children can find a way to satisfy herself in under two minutes (that is about as much time as you get alone at any given time) And will do so whenever oprotunity arises. So few men can get a woman off that we MUST resort to this and it usually carries over into sex when a woman will "help" LOL the guy get her off. It is a necesity of life and any woman who denies it is probably lying and if they aren't lying OMG they are just idiots!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank god for hot showers and locks on the bathroom door is all I can say! "An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague "No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du "An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi "If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vortex Posted July 24, 2005 Share Posted July 24, 2005 Are you kidding me? A woman with children can find a way to satisfy herself in under two minutes (that is about as much time as you get alone at any given time) And will do so whenever oprotunity arises. So few men can get a woman off that we MUST resort to this and it usually carries over into sex when a woman will "help" LOL the guy get her off. It is a necesity of life and any woman who denies it is probably lying and if they aren't lying OMG they are just idiots!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank god for hot showers and locks on the bathroom door is all I can say! Dont forget the spin cycle on the washing machine!! -I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!! -The Liver is evil and must be punished! -The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angie Posted July 24, 2005 Share Posted July 24, 2005 LMAO!! Tizz is right. Most men don't know what they're doing. We all do it, and those who say they don't are liars. Tizz, have you invested in the rabbit?? If not, you should. http://www.darwinawards.com/ http://www.snopes.com http://www.breakthechain.org STOP THE SPAM!! Click Me You Know You Want To Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fullauto Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 most women are just as clueless as men... For the most part they just have to lay there, and even if they actually take part, they are greatly aided by the fact that our sex organ is about 100x as big as thiers... ever wonder why men tend to cheat on women more than the other way around? I have been with about 20 woman, and only two of them had the first fucking clue of what to do, or when to do it... and even then, it wasn't mind blowing... Women have this really strange way of looking at this... Where as a guy will take bad sex, quietly, and without complaint and just go find someone else to fill in that side of the relationship. Women bitch and whine about it tending to make the man not even want to lay down with her... Then they wonder why the well dries up... HINT: A mans ego is like a finely tuned sports car... if you fuck with it... it stops performing... You want you man to act like a man? TREET HIM LIKE ONE! Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phreakwars Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 Happily married, 10 years now, so I will say this much. I agree with fullauto 100%. . . https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fullauto Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 women hate when men start telling them this shit.... they like it when we just stay quiet and let them think they are the sexually end-all and For-all... BUT, they love to tell us how bad WE are! Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ta2dgirl28 Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 women hate when men start telling them this shit.... they like it when we just stay quiet and let them think they are the sexually end-all and For-all... BUT, they love to tell us how bad WE are! Obviously the women you have been with are unexperienced then I have never had any complaints. Of course they wouldn't say anything to your face, but you know, in a small town you hear stuff. Oh well, next time make sure the girl you are about to pound knows what Cosmo is, maybe she can get some pointers, since they interview guys and find out what makes them crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tizz Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 At least even if the sex is bad the guy gets off, if the sex is bad for the woman there is NO pros to it at all. Women like to know what a man wants them to do (as long as it is not non-stop oral, can you say LOCK JAW???) We do want to know how to make it better for you just as much as we want to be able to tell you what we want without you men feeling like the idiots you are . the bottom line is, sex is only good for both if you open your damn mouths and say what the hell you want. Time also helps. The more comfortable you are with each other the more fun you can have playing and trying new and interesting things 1 "An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague "No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du "An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi "If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fullauto Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 At least even if the sex is bad the guy gets off, if the sex is bad for the woman there is NO pros to it at all. Women like to know what a man wants them to do (as long as it is not non-stop oral, can you say LOCK JAW???) We do want to know how to make it better for you just as much as we want to be able to tell you what we want without you men feeling like the idiots you are . the bottom line is, sex is only good for both if you open your damn mouths and say what the hell you want. Time also helps. The more comfortable you are with each other the more fun you can have playing and trying new and interesting things BRAVO ! ! ! Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master_Jaffer Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Ummm... I need an adult :roll:. Muslim, and proud of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tizz Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Damn I remember more about sex than I thought LOL "An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague "No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du "An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi "If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mohammed_Rots_In_Hell Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 ... the bottom line is, sex is only good for both if you open your damn mouths ...That is all I need to hear, thanks tizz! The first amendment provides our constitution with its voice. The second amendment provides its teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tizz Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 LOL Mohammad you are bad. Remember what I said about Lock Jaw..... Be nice to your lady and don't keep her down too long "An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague "No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du "An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi "If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracker Posted July 27, 2005 Author Share Posted July 27, 2005 Hey dipshit, if your gonna put up a topic in the polling booth, put up a fucking POLL with it or I'll do it for ya. . . I'm still pretty new to the site - sorry - I obviously have some learning to do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracker Posted July 27, 2005 Author Share Posted July 27, 2005 most women are just as clueless as men... For the most part they just have to lay there, and even if they actually take part, they are greatly aided by the fact that our sex organ is about 100x as big as thiers... ever wonder why men tend to cheat on women more than the other way around? I have been with about 20 woman, and only two of them had the first fucking clue of what to do, or when to do it... and even then, it wasn't mind blowing... Women have this really strange way of looking at this... Where as a guy will take bad sex, quietly, and without complaint and just go find someone else to fill in that side of the relationship. Women bitch and whine about it tending to make the man not even want to lay down with her... Then they wonder why the well dries up... HINT: A mans ego is like a finely tuned sports car... if you fuck with it... it stops performing... You want you man to act like a man? TREET HIM LIKE ONE! Well you know EXPERIENCE counts for a hell of alot. If women are clueless - then teach! Women WANT men to show them, move their hands, their body - whatever - show women what you want. Don't be shy about it. Same thing goes for women - show your guy - seductively and gently, teach. No one wants bad sex but everyone is different - tenderness, rough etc. If you learn each others spots, if you show your partner what you want, your partner will show it and you in turn will also show it. There is nothing like a little 'noise' to show your pleasure. I can't even imagine sex withouth the vocals - how else do you know you are pleasing? Problem I find is because of shyness - sometimes even guidance doesn't help because your partner is holding back. Let loose - enjoy - go for it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OmegaManiac Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 Well I suppose all of the authorities on this matter have said their piece. Here is a thought. Hey girls! If you can get off in two minutes alone then maybe you should incorporate some of that technology into the two person sex act. Even the greenest of guys can probably keep up with some of that action. Works out great for everybody. Often times I try to encourage ladies to touch themselves while gettin' down just to help grease the tracks a bit. Seems to help cut back on the inhibitions considerably. Once you break that barrier then the rest of them seem much less difficult. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tizz Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 Well omegha I kind of agree, but it takes time to get to that point. Until then talk to your partner and hope they open up enough to have some fun with it!! "An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague "No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du "An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi "If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OmegaManiac Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 Well omegha I kind of agree, but it takes time to get to that point. Until then talk to your partner and hope they open up enough to have some fun with it!! Works for me. Hell, you have to be able to communicate otherwise its kinda like fucking somebody from the next room. Whatever you can do to break down the barriers is not only helpful but neccessary for a successful interlude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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